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994099 No. 994099 ID: fd4d13

It’s strip poker night at Questden! You help decide who wins it all- and what the losers forfeit!

This is a massive seven-quest crossover game of strip Texas hold ‘em. The winner of each hand keeps their clothes and can make anyone who doesn’t fold do a dare. Each player has brought a special item they can bet as a last resort!

Suggestors vote for the fifth community card (the “river”) based on the reactions of each player. Feel free to suggest dares, but the players might be too distracted to listen!

The Players
(From left to right. Name, Author, Quest Title, Wiki Link)
- Lady Serah Kensington, Donut, Lazy Fairy (assisted by Landi the Fairy), https://questden.org/wiki/Lazy_Fairy
- Arthurius Radiant, Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid, Enclosed Curtains, https://questden.org/wiki/Enclosed_Curtains
- Mary Kil, Bitequest, SEXCOM, https://questden.org/wiki/SEXCOM
- Willamina and Cat, Edmango, Catalyst, https://questden.org/wiki/CATALYST
- Alma Harjula, Gnoll, Inhabiting Malevolence, https://questden.org/wiki/Inhabiting_Malevolence
- Franklin, Clockwork Seal, Porn Quest, https://questden.org/wiki/Porn_Quest
- Queen Chinzebeth VII, Lonelyworld, Chinzebeth VII, https://questden.org/wiki/Chinzebeth_VII

The Rules
- At the beginning of each round, the dealer (Blingo Bopkus) will privately deal each player two hole cards and reveal the first four community cards (the flop and the turn). Each player then decides whether to fold. Players who fold automatically strip one item of clothing, but are safe from dares that round.

- Suggestors vote on what the river card will be based on the remaining players’ reactions. Each remaining player takes turns showing their cards and announces what they will dare the other remaining players to do if they win. The winning hand does not strip, and the losers perform the dare. Tie winning hands neither strip nor perform dares.

- Players are out when they have no items or eligible clothing left to bet.
- Players out of the game can still be dared.
- A player may decide to bet their special item instead of an item of clothing for a round.
- Players keep the clothes and special items that they win.
- Suggestors may suggest dares, items of clothing to remove, topics of conversation and drinks to be enjoyed.
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Mary Shuffles the cards and deals. With a serene expression, she swipes her own two cards onto the floor without looking at them.

“Ah fold,” Mary says, “Ah’ve already won everything ah’d want.” She relaxes in her chair, waving to the other participants. “Go in peace, mah children.”

The turn and flop cards are 7 of Hearts, 8 of Clubs, Jack of Clubs, 9 of Diamonds

Cat: Ughhhh are we gonna lose this hand too!?!?? What is with these cards.

Willamina: You CAT win em all heheheheh.

Willamina: uhhhh if we win, let’s see…

Cat: BEANZ! I wanna touch some beans!!

Willamina: OOOH, Me too! Mary and Alma we get to touch your toe beans if we win! And Franklins if he has any!

Cat: Though uh, we’re probably going to lose this hand even if we get the ACE we need. *SIIIIGH* a man can dream.

“What’s this?” Landi kneels down and peeks underneath her cards. Her wings perk up in interest. “Oh, fuck yeah! If the river’s a five, I’ve got this in the bag! And Serah will have her one and only win thanks to me! Hehe! Now I gotta think of a dare...”

:sp_arthurius_4: :”Well, as I said, if I lose, I’ll give the winner my net. I sure hope I remember I betted this thing after I sober up, or else I’d freak the fuck out, HAHAHAHA! Ha ha… haaaaa…

Arthurius thinks a moment of his dare

:sp_arthurius_4: :”Alright! If I win, I dare everybody, including myself, to play the next round… under the table! It's so hard to get a look at everyone if the table is in the way… Wait, that was perverted to say… eh, I'm drunk. So what...I might have a chance if some kind of 8 shows up… or even better, a 6. any symbol would do, spades my lucky symbol though…

:sp_arthurius_4: :”And if I were to guess, considering Franklin lost all his clothes, he might bet something he has in his bag… Maybe his ring? Whoooooo knoooows?”
No. 1004447 ID: b6ad84

It's a real toss-up, but ultimately I say give Landi the win.
No. 1004449 ID: 818106

Will and Cat for BEANZ. Ace of clubs (since ot kinda looks like beans.)
No. 1004458 ID: 8483cf
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“Beanz, beanz, Will wants to touch,” Landi says, kicking her feet back and forth to the rhyme. “I think Cat likes, them more than butts. Hee!”

Cat: Beans are obveously superior.

Willamina: I dunno, butts are pretty COOL, especially since some of them have FLUFFY TAILZ

“This table needs more of both,” Landi agrees. “And Serah needs more clothes! If I win this hand, all the losers have to take off one additional item of clothing! And no using special items in response to this bet one- if you’re gonna bet your item, announce it now! Like Arthurius announced!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :”So if I lose, I have to give up both my net and an item of clothing?”
No. 1004459 ID: 8483cf
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“Yes!” Mary decrees from her place at the table. “An’ since Landi’s playin’ Serah’s hand she’s gotta strip down to her panties, ‘cause that’s all Serah’s got left!” She nods. “So mote it be!”

“Huh?” Landi’s mouth drops open. “What? Where’s that in the rules?”

“So. Mote. It. Be.” Mary says, her expression stern.


:sp_arthurius_4: :”Well, I'm no coward, and anyone who folds after hearing what this risky dare was, and not before it got announced is considered one, so I'm not folding!”

“Grr!” Landi growls. “All this just to hold a win over Serah’s head? Even if I win, I lose!” She whips around and looks at Willamina. “Promise there’s not gonna be any pictures!”

Willamina: I PROMISE to take pictures!

“If you didn’t give me such good absinthe, I’d put a curse on you so bad!” Landi whines. She stomps her foot and fiddles with the knot on her dress. “Something something spinning wheel!”

Landi pretends to have difficulty with the knot on her dress’s shoulder and ducks behind the bottle of absinthe like an awkward fairy ninja, hoping everyone forgets she was there a second ago.

“That river better be a five,” Landi grumbles.
No. 1004460 ID: 629f2e

I want to stoke Landi's ego with a win, so let's make the river a 5.
No. 1004462 ID: 10c07d

No. 1004465 ID: 0fae41

8. Begone, table!
No. 1004466 ID: f8fa51

Yeah, ditch the table.
No. 1004482 ID: fa88b3

It's 5 time!
No. 1004892 ID: afe7de
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Through the absinthe bottle, a Landi-shaped silhouette can be seen sliding off her flats.

“You all just wait and see!” Landi shouts. She chucks her flats out from behind the bottle and gets to work on her dress’s knot. “I’m the luckiest girl here. Nobody’s gonna beat my hand!”

Arthurius stares at Cat and Willamina in contemplation.

:sp_arthurius_3: :"Pardon, but have you two heard of or seen a young woman named Lilly Teagarden in your universe? She has long red hair, freckles, blue eyes, in her early 20s. I wanted to know if she lives in your world since her clothing fashion looks closest to you two compared to the other humans here."

Cat: Uh, the world’s a big place, but I can do a PAWNGLE search real quick to see if there’s any missing person reports by that name. At the very least I can check if she’s from Midland.

Cat pulls out a little purple rectangular device with a touch screen, his COMM, and starts searching for her online.

Meanwhile, Landi’s silhouette is still fiddling with her dress knot.

“This is gonna be so worth it,” Landi psychs herself up from behind the bottle. “Soooo worth it. Serah’s gonna be like, ‘Yeah you are the luckiest, best poker player here, and you getting those clothes for me totally makes up for the incident with the disappearing dress! Totally!”

With a single quick, decisive motion, she undoes the knot and slides her dress down. “Hup!” She kicks it off her foot and gives a hard flap of her wings, sending the dress in a looping arc over the bottle and landing in the middle of the table. “Fuck yeah! Trick shot!”

Cat: Let’s see. Lilly Tardegrade, Lilly Loubelle, Lilly Lestrange…

Willamina: My aunt was CALLED Lilly, but she was like in her 30s.

Cat: Not finding anyone under that name, sorry.

Arthurius shrugs

:sp_arthurius_3: :"Eh, that’s alright, the multiverse is endless, so it was expected. She’s an interesting dreamer that I met under unusual circumstances. She’s a pretty curious person, loves to dress up… though, she is a bit of a teaser. Maybe you should come over to this year's Beach Day this summer, you two might get the chance to meet her then. You'd all probably make good friends"
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Queen Chinzebeth had just finished slowly removing her slip, mumbling and stuttering to herself, while hiding behind Grimothy.

Upon hearing Landi’s dare, she jumps with a start “Two items?! I simply couldn't!” she looks down at her meager remaining garments “I have nothing left to bet! I fold and surrender my throne to the victor!”

Chinzebeth tosses her Slip onto the table without leaving cover.

Mary scampers onto the table to retrieve her slip. “Ah think this’ll be a fetchin’ dress,” she says, rubbing the fabric between her fingers as she scurries back to her seat, wrapping it around her shoulders like a fancy stole.
No. 1005286 ID: ca2950
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Alma staggers up and starts gathering swirling masses of energy in her hands.
“Two closs? You’re trying to get me naked! You jus’ wanna be ab to lay yer eggs in me er sothin’” she slurs, wobbling precariously while waving her hands about.
“I’mma fry all ya an’ save the worl, ya freegy aliens!”

Chinzebeth cries out in shock “My goodness! Guards! protect me from the rabid mongrel!”

In a swift motion Grimothy draws his rifle “stand down lady! I’ve not been trained for non-lethal combat!”

“You wanna go, bird man?

“AHH!” Landi shrieks. She ducks and covers behind her absinthe bottle and draws on her years of drunk logic. “You’re still wearing glasses n’ socks! You can’t get eggs in you if you’re not naked!”

“I’ve ben attag’d by aliens before. I know how it worksh!”

Arthurius grabs his net to protect himself, even though it isn't really one of his weapons that can protect him and more of a nightmare capturing device.

:sp_arthurius_4: :”You know you could always fold and just strip one item instead of two… or just quit and leave. Or maybe bet an item along with an article of clothing. And ummm… this isn't your planet you're saving, I think it's Franklin's.”

Grimothy responds “you know what glasses? I DO want to go. As far as I’m concerned you’re all drunk horny weirdos, some honest to god brutal combat would be a nice change of pace.” he clicks off the safety and levels the rifle.

Arthurius attempts to stop the incoming fight by standing between Alma and Grimothy, and arms stretched out to distance the two of them.

:sp_arthurius_4: :”Now, now. Both of ya chillax, this is a party, remember? not a war zone. We're here for fun, not to kill each other like primitive cave people. If you're both gonna fight, leave and take it outside. Besides, I think killing a player is a disqualification.”
No. 1005299 ID: 96c896

No violence in the strip poker match!
No. 1005314 ID: 51ac1e

Agreed, no violence... unless it involves clothing damage
No. 1005361 ID: 10c07d

Clothing damage is always acceptable
No. 1005451 ID: bb78f2

oh my god alma, you have kids? do you have pictures?
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“Yeah, what Arthurius said!” Landi says. “No fighting! If you’re gonna fight, take it outside! Look, you’re scaring Mary!”

Mary had immediately skittered under the table when Alma started freaking out, where the view is much better (and safer).

Cat: Woah Woah Woah, I really don’t want there to be a gunfight, this is supposed to be our fun day.

Willamina: Uhhhh yeah, I’d rather NOT have to fight right now. That gun looks like it fires METAL BULLETS and I’m not into dying right now.

Willamina and cat both fidget with something underneath their table, they seem tense.

Cat: At the very least, please don’t use guns with REAL BULLETS, just like fistfight or something.

Arthurius takes a quick glance at Franklin and Serah to see how they are responding to the situation. They are still making out not even aware of what is happening. He puts his attention back at Alma and Grim

:sp_arthurius_4: :Alma, if you don't want to risk your clothes getting stripped off, just leave the game and go home, Grim, if you kill or severely hurt Alma or anyone here, the queen is disqualified, and I think that will piss her off. Plus, scaring Mary might make your queen mad at you. Just dare somebody instead.

Alma gestures wildly. “I’m not doing anything. That guy is being a dick.”

“Ahhhh!” Landi yelps. “She’s making magical hand gestures at me! I’m too pretty to die!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :Errr… actually, I think she’s so drunk, she forgot she was threatening us… Grimothy, it is okay to put your gun away.

“It seems the hostile has ceased it’s aggression, no further action is necessary” Grimothy locks the safety and lowers the rifle “... for now, I’m watching you sorcerer”

“Wait, am I safe now? I’m not going to get blown up?” Landi asks, peeking out from behind her bottle.

“Oh my poor heart” Chinzebeth moans

Franklin pops his head up over the table, light pink smeared through the fur on his face, tossing his socks over toward Mary. “OH yeah, I guess I gotta make a dare, huh. Well, I’m already naked…”

There’s an excited gasp followed by the thump of something hard hitting the underside of the table.

“So I guess to stay in I have to bet something else. I guess … hmmm, I’ve got that magic ring I brought with me, so I guess I’m betting that for the rest of the game! You all better watch out though, I’m feeling pretty lucky!”

He scratches his chin briefly, adding “Oh and for the dare, well, Mary already got everyone to kiss each other, so when I win this hand, everyone that loses has to give Mary a smooch! How abo-” Franklin is abruptly cut off as he is dragged back under the table, with muffled giggling ensuing.

“Kiss mah foot,” Mary says blearily to no one in particular, holding up one of her paws and spreading her toes.

:sp_arthurius_4: :Didn’t Cat say he likes beans as he called them or something? He’s probably got you covered on that, Mary
Cat: I would 100% kiss your beans. As sloppily as you want!
:sp_arthurius_4: :As for me, now that I have some experience smooching, I think it's fair to practice kissing, especially if I wanna someday start a relationship, which is why I call dibs on smooching Mary’s head… I mean snoot! Yeah! Snoot![/small].
No. 1005948 ID: 12b116
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The river materializes as a Five of Cups.

SERAH AND LANDI has: Six of Clubs, Six of Spades
ARTHURIUS has: Five of Spades, Eight of Spades
WILLAMINA AND CAT has: Ace of Diamonds, Two of Diamonds
MARY KIL has folded.
FRANKLIN has: Six of Diamonds, King of Hearts
ALMA has: Queen of Spades, Eight of Hearts
CHINZEBETH has folded.

SERAH AND LANDI and FRANKLIN win with a straight!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: get every character to win a round at least once

Arthurius gives his net a hug before whispering goodbye to it, hoping no one heard him.

Landi steps out from behind her absinthe bottle and examines the cards gleefully. “Holy shit! We won! Serah, we won!” She pumps her fist and lets out an elated shriek. “I did it! I got us our first win! And your boy toy won too!”

"Neat!" Franklin calls out from under the table.

“Yes! Very neat!” Serah echoes.

“I know you’re busy down there, so you can tell me how awesome I am later,” Landi says smugly. “Now gimme your clothes, everybody! I think Serah would look great in glasses!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :"So that means Mary and Alma is out of the game… unless Alma has a desperation item for the future rounds"
Mary slowly strips her garters off, letting them dangle from her feet before she places them on the table one at a time.

“One fer each ‘a ya!” she says.

“Fuck yeah!” Landi says with a clap of her hands. “What a great party. ‘Snot offen I get to have this much fun anymore now that I’m shacked up with Serah. Love ya Mary!”

“Yer a … a fuckin’ sweetheart, Landi,” Mary slurs drunkenly. “We gotta hang out again!”

Mary then addresses the table generally.

"I'm ready for mah smooches," she says, holding her hands and feet above the table.
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“I love the feeling of sweet, sweet victory,” Landi says, swaying slightly, the absinthe finally catching up with her. “Hey. I’m not cold anymore! I’m nice and hot. Hottttt. Is this what being Alma feels like?”

She flaps her wings to try and fan herself and nearly falls over.

“Oh yeah, I’m all outta dust.. ugh! Who bothers with the laws of physics anyway? Nobody cool, that’s who. And I’m super cool.”

“Ah thought you said you were hot!” Mary says, giggling.

“You know it!” Landi looks down at herself and lets out a giggle. “I can’t believe this. I mean, it’s strip poker, but still, hoooooly shit! This is, like, super weird for me right now. I feel so naked!”

“Ah don’t even feel naked and I am naked!” Mary says, lounging in her chair. “Naked is just a state of mind. Yer as clothed as you wanna be.” She taps the side of her head with one claw.

“I’d rather be much more clothed than I am right now,” Chinzeth mutters.

“Ah think you look great, your grace!” Mary says, shooting the queen a wink.

Arthurius takes his attention off his net and looks over at the general direction of Serah and Franklin who is still making out under the table and getting slightly more intense.

:sp_arthurius_4: :”Soooooo... is Serah not playing anymore and you're taking her place? I'm fine with that! and I wouldn't be surprised if she decides to strip her panties off for Franklin even if she won this round when she doesn't have to with the rate they're going, heh heh heh!”

“Oooh, she might! She’s such a good party girl!” Landi rubs her hands together gleefully. “But I think she’ll pop up when she’s good and ready. I wonder if she’ll do it before or after Franklin does… hee!”
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Arthurius picks up his net and places it on the table, being prepared to hand it over to Landi.

:sp_arthurius_4: :”Well, this will be the last time this ol’ thing will be in my possession before I hand it over and get my sis to make me a new improved one… hahhh, the memories I had with this thing... I kind of wish I had some way to demonstrate how this net works to you by capturing one last nightmare with it... but, there aren't any nightmares around… hmmm...”

Arthurius thinks about it for a moment then gets an idea. Not a good or bad idea, but an idea nonetheless.

:sp_arthurius_4: :”I guess the best I can do with it as a demonstration right now is to kinda fan somebody with it to cool them off… so... who wants to get fanned? I’ll only do it for one person!”

Landi springs to her feet excitedly, stumbling around more than a little bit as she steadies herself. “Oh! Me! Do me! I need a good blow-dry!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :”Errr… my net is not a blow-dryer, it doesn’t even heat up, but whatever, I’ll give you a good fanning”

Arthurius picks up his net, gets up from his chair, and starts fanning Landi in her direction. However, considering Landi’s small size, the wind from the fanning proves to be a bit too strong for her. Her wings catch the breeze just a little too much and she whizzes a few feet across the table like a shuffleboard puck, coming to a rest just at the edge of the table next to Willamina and Cat’s seat.

“Whoa! Almost landed in Kit Kat’s lap!” Landi grabs a plate to steady herself and gives him a smirk. “Wouldn’t want that to happen, now, would we?”

Cat chuckles and gives Landi a few pats on the head.

“Still, that was AWESOME! Gravity is so weird without any dust. Do it again, Dreamboat!” Landi claps her hands and dashes back to Arthurius. “Blow me harder!”

Cat: Blow her huh? Heh. Heh. heh.

Willamina: Cat YOU’RE drunk Cat.



Annoyed by the argument, Arthurius moves to the other side of the table between Mary, and Franklin and Serah who are still making out on the floor behind the table and getting handsy with it. Arthurius does his best to ignore them and stares directly at Landi, Cat, and Willamina

:sp_arthurius_4: :”COOL IT!”

Arthurius gives large hard sways of his net towards Landi, Cat and Willamina. Landi tumbles head-over-heels off the table and flies into Cat’s lap. “Whee!”
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Cat: Uh Ah Um. *hmm* Uh oops

There’s a light bump from under the table and and “OOF” from Landi

There’s a giggle from under the table. “Wow! Is this all for me?”

Cat lifts Landi back up onto the table. She’s sporting a big grin.

:sp_arthurius_4: :”Errrrrr...I don’t wanna know, just take the net, and please don’t break it. And, well, even though you have something to protect you from nightmares, I still hope you use my services all the same.”

“This is real nice! I’m finally gonna fix my fox!” Landi beams. “I’ll think of you every time I get a good night’s sleep without a squeaky pillow!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :”I… have to strip something off too along with giving away the net as the dare says, right? Lemme mentally prepare myself for this please.”
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Willamina: Whelp, we’re out.

Willamina stands up with little fanfare, removing her panties and plopping them down on top of the table where Landi’s standing.
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It’s a slow motion shot as the panties slowly descend on the small creature. A squeak is heard as Landi is buried under the garment, and she goes down like she’s been caught in a net.

“I’m trapped!” Landi laughs. “Pinned by panties! I’ll never escape! Oh, what a world!”

“Is my fairy in trouble?” Serah calls out from under the table. She finally surfaces, hair an absolute mess, face flush and wearing a grin a mile wide. “Landi, did you get stuck in the underwear drawer again?” Serah plucks Willamina’s panties to reveal a still-giggling Landi.

“Not my fault it’s so comfy in there! Underwear drawer best drawer!”

“There are lots of other, better places to lie down,” Serah smiles and looks down at Franklin. “Like on your abs, Franklin! Your abs are nice. I think they’re your best part.”

“Best part? Don’t you mean best feature?”


"Oh thanks!" Franklin replies, "I worked really hard on them. And uh, if you wanna stay on 'em for a while that's fine too!"

He pauses for a moment before adding, "I don't know if I can really pick one for you," he looks down across her body, "I like a whole lot of them a whole lot!" He slodes his hand down her back to her butt again, gently patting at it, "I even think its really neat how you don't have a tail!"

Serah bites her lip and gives her rear a shimmy.

Cat: You know, Serah. You obviously like abs on hunky boys, but what’s YOUUUUr best feature?
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“Everyone knows what my best features are!” Serah says. “So you can just skip over me.”

Cat: No, no no, no no, NO, no. I wanna hear what you think your BREAST feature I meant BEST feature is.

“Very funne!” Serah slurs. “Well… I think my best feature is my how pretty I am!”

Willamina: That’s Not a FEATURE?

“Well then… then... fine! My best feature is my fashion sense!” Serah jumps to her feet, turns around and points at the heart on her panties.

Willamina: Well MY best feature is my HEATED personality and CONFIDENCE.

Cat: And uhhhh my best trait??? Uh… I mean, I won’t copy will and say like my SMARTS, I guess my dick? I got mods so it's kind of cool. I can like, make it change shape among other things.


:sp_arthurius_4: :My best something? Hmmm… Probably my negotiation skills. I may get bullied very easily, but I’m really good at talking my way out of a lot of trouble during my bounty hunting missions and getting jobs and pay raises with my clients… though my sister sometimes calls it “manipulation” which I think is a rude way of putting it....
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“Aliens are alwaysh bad news,” Alma slurs. She shucks her stockings and glasses, pushing them across the table, not caring where they end up. “Well… now I’m really naked! I’m done with thish game! Y… you all ‘r lucky I didn’ blow y’up.”

“Appreciated,” Mary says sarcastically, kicking her feet up on the table and slipping unsteadily down in her chair. “Gwon and kiss mah beans,” she says, wiggling her toes in Alma’s general direction.

Alma sticks out her tongue. “That’s not hy… hygen.. clean!!” She blows Mary a kiss instead. “There! Did my dare!” Alma grabs her pile of won clothes and stumbles away from the table, disappearing into the kitchen.

“Did she bring an item to bet?” Serah asks. “She could’ve still been in.”

“Nah,” Landi says. “She got teleported in by surprise, remember? She’s outta stuff. I guess her special item was her hair clip? She had lotsh of clothes.”

“I guess,” Serah says. “Well, she’s definitely done playing.”

“I ain’t got any clothes,” Mary says, still wiggling her toes at Alma’s empty chair.

“Me neither!” adds Franklin.

“Neither do I,” Willamina says. “Hold your foot right there…”

“I hold my foot wherever I wanna,” Mary says. “Which just so happens to be right there. But not ‘cause you told me to or anythin’.”

Willamina grins. “What a HOT coincidence. Hey, Cat, you ready for some KISSIN’?”

Cat’s mumbling something under his breath and sweating profusely.

“That means yes,” Willamina says. She grabs Cat by the shoulders and shoves him towards Mary, and they both swoop down on her outstretched foot.

“Ah knew somebody was gonna kiss mah beans,” Mary says, trying to grab a nose or a tongue with her toes. She starts giggling and falls out of her chair.
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Arthurius considers his clothing, and decides in the end to just strip his belt and pants.

:sp_arthurius_4: :"Considering most people have been removing their pants before something safer like socks, or shirts, I figure pants must be the least humiliating and offensive thing to take off in most of you guys’ cultures back in your worlds, so sorry for not removing these first and if I offended anyone earlier."

“Yeah!” Landi says. “I’m offended every time someone DOESN’T take their pants off when I get naked.”

“It’s still basically the worsht thing fer ush, too!” Alma shouts from the kitchen. “I jus’ diddit anyway.”

“Ah came ta party,” Mary’s voice floats up from the floor. “Most folks where I come from tend to try ‘n keep their pants on, though.”

Arthurius hands the slacks and belt over to Landi.

:sp_arthurius_4: :"I figure since Franklin won a round earlier in the game, Serah might need clothes so… you can have them"

“Yay!” Landi grabs the pants and huddles inside. “Now I can say I got in your pants tonight! Whoo!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :"And I gotta kiss Mary right? Err… wait a sec..."
He looks down at his boxers.

:sp_arthurius_4: :"Oh… errrr… SHIT! I should have kissed Mary BEFORE removing my pants… Ummm... It’s going to get very awkward getting so close to a woman dressed like this… I don’t want to make Mary uncomfortable. Landi, can I get those pants back real quick, kiss mary, and return them to you?"

“Nope!” Landi says with a smug cat-like smirk.

:sp_arthurius_4: :"Uhhhh… okay… deep breaths… Um, Mary, you won’t mind me kissing you with me dressed like this, right?"

“Ah don’t give half a hoot!” Mary yells. “But ah ain’t gettin up.” She leans her head back and looks up at Arth from the floor.

Arthurius takes a deep breath.
:sp_arthurius_4: :"Ah, okay, then… here goes nothing!"

Arthurius kneels down and smooches Mary’s slick, wet... nose.

:sp_arthurius_4: :"There!... Does that count as my third kiss?"

“Yeah!” Landi cheers. “Rack ‘em up! Go get ALL the smooches!”
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Chinze orders her chair rolled over to Franklin and Serah “please shower before using, the seat is genuine Bevite leather . . .” she mutters

“What’re you saying about my butt? That it’s dirty?” Serah pouts. “My butt can share a seat with Franklin whenever it wants!”

Serah sits down on the throne and scoots over, making as much space as she can for Franklin.

Franklin attempts to squeeze into the throne next to Serah, but doesn’t seem to try very hard to fit in before lifting her up to sit on his thigh. “This is a little comfier, though,” he awkwardly attempts to waggle his eyebrows at her.

Chinzebeth then gives a pleading look, “since Lady Kensington has had her fairy fill in, Could I have my servant take my place, he can remove clothing instead of I from this point onward”

“Fill in?” Landi gasps. “Oh, nonono! I’m Serah’s booby- I mean, body double! If one of us loses, the other loses too. That means you BOTH gotta take off yer clothes!”

Landi leans down on the table and looks Chinzebeth in the eye. “Or ya could just cut yer losses and bow outta the game- I’m not gonna make you keep playing. No shame in losing to the best! Hehe!”

“Arthurius kept his hat,” Serah points out. “So how much you wanna keep before you’re done? We’ve all got one bit left, except for Arthurius ‘n you. I think we’re about to have a winner!”

“Yeah,” Franklin adds, “It’s really fun seeing everyone’s hot bod, but if you’re not comfortable taking something off it’s fine if you don’t want to!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :"To be honest, I didn’t expect this game to last this long. My visit here was originally just to advertise my services, and leave… So I propose the next hand to be the final one, I’ll remove my boxers and socks if I lose, but in exchange, I’d like you all to take a bunch of my business cards back home with you please. Share any extra ones with your friends too. Everyone fine with that?"

Serah nods. She realizes the game’s almost over, and hugs fuzzy Franklin tight.

“I’mma look at everybody naked,” Mary says, still on the floor. “I’m eyeballin’ all a y’all.” She points to her eyes and then points to everybody still at the table.
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Franklin reaches for the deck of cards, leaning forward to reach the center of the table.

Serah grins wickedly at the sight. It’s the perfect opportunity to pay him back for his “tail” hunting earlier. She extends her hand… but pulls back when she realizes she kind of landed a chair on his tail earlier, and it’s probably still sore.

Franklin sits back and shuffles the cards. Serah crosses her arms and smiles.

“Oh hey!” Franklin says. “You look happy!”

“I am!” Serah says. “I could have tugged on your tail, but I decided to save it for when you’re not sore.”

Landi bursts out in peals of laughter.

Franklin suppresses a wince as he sways his tail to and fro, "well it feels alright to me, but there'll be olenty of tume after I win the game!"

Franklin deals the cards and lays out the flop and turn.

“Huh!” Landi says. “Look, it’s me!”

“And me!” says Serah.

:sp_arthurius_4: :"And me?"

Franklin seems momentarily transfixed by one of the cards, then shifts over to see his own card as well; "me too! Weird!"

:sp_arthurius_4: :"And… I assume everyone has two cards of themselves in their hand?"

“Yeah!” Serah and Landi say at the exact same time.

Franklin nods.

:sp_arthurius_4: :"hmmmmmm… hear me out: I have this strange feeling that the river is partly influenced by whatever dares we make, and if that is the case, I’m kind of interested in knowing which person the powers that be favors most out of the four of us… anyone else?"

“It favors us!” Landi declares. “ ‘Cause we’re the luckiest, sexiest girls here, and we do the best dares!”

“That’s right!” Serah says. “So when that river card comes up with our faces on it, we dare everyone to do a big naked group hug!”

“Yeah!” Landi nods. “Or semi-naked, Mr. Hatter. Alma can’t be the only one getting pets tonight!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :"Alrighty, In that case. I think I thought of a dare, though I’ll leave it optional since I have no way of knowing if you guys will do it or not after we all leave the table: I kinda wanna know how brave everyone is, so how about if I win, everyone who has lost the game will have to streak home naked, or with whatever they have left wearing if they bow out? you cannot put on the new clothes you’ve won or any other clothes until after you make it home."

“Well I think before we all go,” Franklin said, “We should definitely get a group photo. And if Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii win,” He draws his words out, looking around the table, before pointing at Willamena “Wil gets to decide how everyone poses for it!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :"I’ll stay for the photos, you’ve all been good friends and would like something to remember you all with."

“Make Franklin pose kissing me!” Serah calls out.

“Or better!” Landi adds with a coquettish grin.


- Arthurius
- Chinzebeth
- Franklin
- Serah & Landi

No. 1007797 ID: 0fae41

Let Chinz win. When Chinzebeth wins, everybody wins. Go get a royal flush, Chinz!
No. 1007798 ID: 629f2e


Franklin! Let's get a nice group picture to wrap things up.
No. 1007799 ID: abd1d9

Franklin. Then everyones naked, since franklin already is naked
No. 1007800 ID: 10c07d

No. 1007801 ID: 8439b3

Serah and Landi! They had the most fun out of everyone, they deserve the win.
No. 1007804 ID: 96c896

No. 1007806 ID: fa88b3

Franklin should win! And if Kog Sillyman has to take it all off to mirror Chinzebeth, Grimothy should too!
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No. 1007825 ID: 6519cb

No. 1007831 ID: c8814d

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The River hits the table, revealing another portrait of Franklin! Franklin wins the hand, and the game!

Franklin doesn’t seem to notice right away, distracted by the other cards, but as his gaze drifts towards the river his eyes and mouth both widen, and he thrusts his hands in the air and shouts “Oh wow!” He gets out of his seat and starts hopping around, before he suddenly vanishes beneath the edge of the table and drops out of midair to land on the table, and continues hopping and celebrating!

“You did it!” Serah claps her hands excitedly and bounces up and down in time with Franklin. “What a comeback!”

“Fuck yeah! Go Franklin!” Landi cheers. The awesome party’s gotten her hyped up again, and she starts to glow faintly. “Yeah! Check me out! Now the REAL party starts!”

Landi flits off the table and flies in circles around Franklin’s head, showering him in fairy dust that quickly turns into confetti. “You deserve it!”

Then she immediately crashes back to the table again, drained dry for the second time. “Worth it!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :"What a game! I’m glad I played with you all. Congratulations, Franklin, even though, err… you’re already naked like everyone else? Umm... I’m confused… isnt the point of this game to stay as decent as possible? Is this a tie? Eh, fuck it, I’ll just say everybody wins! Franklin moreso!"
Arthurius takes a respectful bow to everyone.

“Well, I’m pretty sure the point of the game is actually for a bunch of people to have fun taking their clothes off!” Franklin pauses his jumping after responding to Arthurius and thinks for a second, adding “Oh, and hey Cat!” he seems to consider his words momentarily, “CATch!” He points down to his chair and over at Cat, and the iridescent ring he was holding earlier drops out of a portal that opens up in front of him. “It’s a present, since you seemed to think it was cool earlier!”

Mary claps from somewhere on the floor.

“Yay! We won! Everybody!”

Cat looks at the ring and smiles, Willamina wiggles her eyebrows at him and they both begin to giggle, then it turns into a raucous laughter.

Cat: Congrats Franklin! It was a well fought game, thanks!

Willamina: This will certainly be one of the more memorable Poker Nights!
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“I finally get to pay you back for your, uh, sporty shorts, Franklin,” Serah smiles. The chairs are knocked every which way from all the celebrating, so she just lies down on the floor and slips off her panties.

“It’s a lot less comfy down here when you’re not making out,” Serah says, holding out her underwear to Franklin.

“You totally sat down there just to get Franklin’s junk at eye level,” Landi giggles from atop the table. “Very sly.” She slips off her tiny white panties and kicks them all of six inches towards Franklin. “Don’t lose ‘em! You never know when you’ll need fairy-sized underwear.”

“What about regular sized underwear? That seems lot’sh more useful, to me right now,” Serah says, holding out Franklin’s sporty shorts. “And... Arthurius-sized pants. Oh, no… I’m not going to be able to fit into these on the way home.”
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:sp_arthurius_4: :"What if you, like, tore the clothes you won and just wore them like a loincloth? Would it fit that way?"

“Would I draw more attention wearing torn rags, or nothing at all?” Serah wonders aloud.

“You should test it. For alchemy!” Landi suggests scientifically.

Cat: I already waltzed around town naked today, this isn’t anything new, at least I have some new clothes now!
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“A queen must be graceful in defeat,” Chinzebeth says under her breath, “But to bare my royal personage! Oh! Such a travesty … this shall never be repeated!” She tosses her underthings atop the table.

Franklin whistles and cheers from the top of the table, "that's the spirit your highness! Thanks for making the party a really special occasion!"

Chinzebeth takes just a little too long to respond before shaking her head, enunciating with perfect diction. “It shall! Never be! Repeated!”

“Not as long as I am able to serve you, your Grace,” Kog says, hopping on one foot to stand in front of his liege and shield her from the eyes of the common rabble (and one Lady and one Knight). He finally frees himself of his pants and knocks a chair over in the process. “Oops.”

“Hehe! You’re drunk!” Landi laughs so hard she rolls over. And keeps rolling… and rolling. “Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrunk!”

Chinzebeth holds out her hands and catches Landi as she rolls off the table, then delicately places her back up.

“Thank you!” Landi giggles.

“But of course,” Chinzebeth says. “One has to care for one’s subjects,” she says, looking to her new C.Org happily.

“That was very graceful, your Grace,” Serah says. “I’m glad you could join us tonight.”
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idk whats going on but i vote for goose dick, Whip it out!
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“Arthurius is the last one with clothes!” Serah declares.

“Last but not least!” Landi claps excitedly. “C’mon, hot stuff! I wanna see the salami! Drumroll! Brbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrrrt!”

:sp_arthurius_4: :"I actually prefer pepperoni over sala- oh, I see what you mean now. Right, right, right."

“I meant what I said, by the way,” Landi winks. “Scars are sexy.”

Arthurius gives a mischievous smirk and decides to tease Landi a bit:

:sp_arthurius_4: :"You think so? In that case, do you want one to become sexier?"

He cracks his knuckles with his other hand.

Landi sticks out her tongue. “I’m too drunk to be scared of salami men!”

Arthurius just laughs. he first pulls down his boxers following up with sliding his socks off.

:sp_arthurius_4: :"Right, gotta go for the boxers first. Most seem to be removing socks last, so I assume that is the most taboo thing to remove in your cultures."

“Oh no, it’s not that,” Franklin chimes in, “The floor’s just kind of cold.”

:sp_arthurius_4: :"And sticky..."

He then looks up at his hat and sighs

:sp_arthurius_4: :"I suppose I at least owe an explanation about this… So, it isn’t like I don’t want to remove my hat, it is more that I can’t"

He lightly grabs one of his antennae poking out of his hat

:sp_arthurius_4: :"So our species uses these antennae in order to communicate with dreamers. With these, I can understand any language a dreamer is saying while in turn, it transmits what we say to a dreamer’s mind, translating it to a language they can hear. It helps us understand what a dreamer wants so we can provide for them"

He then stops grabbing his antennae and sounds somewhat annoyed

:sp_arthurius_4: :"Unfortunately, I was born with a very rare condition that my species can suffer from where my antennae are super sensitive. So, whenever I hear a dreamer talk, it causes massive headaches, and with multiple dreamers in one place talking like here, it’s unbearable. It causes other unwanted side effects too I won’t go into. So, I have to keep any hats I can find on my head to keep my antennas obscured to make things much more tolerable… sooooo… yeah."

He then looks at the crown

:sp_arthurius_4: :"Now that I think about it, I wonder if my obsession with collecting hats was a result of my condition, or if I would have still collected hats if I wasn’t born with it."

“Everyone needs a hobby. It’s cool you get to wear yours!” Landi says with a smile.

“Can we leave now? This party is beginning to bore me “ Chinzebeth tries to say steadily.

:sp_arthurius_4: :"Anyway, well… I guess that’s it then. I suppose it's time now, correct?"

“Yes!” Serah says. “Photo! Franklin, help me up, please!”

“Whoo, group photo time!” Franklin cheers as he hefts Serah up to his chest and then pushes her into the air over his head, “Willamina, how are we doing this?”

“Holyfuckingshit!” Serah yelps in excitement. “Um! Okay! Wow! Wow…”

Chinzebeth hides behind her servants and tries to remain unnoticed.
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The group gathers together and Willamina props up her camera on a conveniently placed tripod nearby, setting the timer. She coordinates everyone in the room into different poses, having them strike provocative and interesting poses, something that would be a good memory for all tonight.

Willamina: Alright, we ready?

Franklin reclines across the table, resting his cheek on his hand, “Definitely!”

Mary clambers up off the floor and hops up on the table and strikes a pose, grinning.

Serah: Ready!

Serah gives the camera a huge grin and Franklin an even huger rub. He reaches up to put his arm on her back.

:sp_arthurius_4: :" Um… just don’t post this picture online or anything guys… wait, we’re from different dimensions… so it doesn’t matter. Nevermind! Ready! Don’t blink… don’t blink…"

“Don’t worry Art, I’m sure we’ll see each other again!” Franklin chimes in, “We still need to get together and play Tower Boundaries at some point!”

Willamina: Say YELLOW!

Alma: I don’t see anything yellow.

Everyone: YELLOW!

Chinzebeth does NOT say yellow, and mutters something about cheese not even being a fruit, nor yellow being the correct sound to create a smile.

Grimothy also doesn’t say yellow . . .

Landi: WAIT! Don’ttakethepictureyetIhavetositonSerah’s-


Authors’ Notes

Donut: I can’t say how unbelievably awesome it’s been to be a part of this collab. To each and every artist in this thread: I’m so thankful for your time, energy and ideas. We just raised the bar for collaborative quests across the board, and I think I speak for everyone on the site when I say that this is one hell of an accomplishment. You’re all amazing, and I’m so happy we could bring this to such a successful finish.

EDMANGO: I’d also like to give a big thanks to everyone who worked together to make this collab what it turned out to be. I’m happy that this big ol collaborative quest ended up being something special, and that it actually finished! Thank you for your attention and suggesting who wins every now and again everyone. See you on the next collaborative venture, whatever that might be!

BiteQuest: Good on Donut for herding cats! I definitely enjoyed collabing with everybody and I hope people enjoyed it as well! Blingo was on point with the card-dealing, too.

Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid: I wanted to thank everyone for letting me join this little collab and especially thank Donut for putting this all together. I also want to thank the readers as well for voting and coming up with some fun dare ideas and topics to talk about for banters. Hoping we can do more unique collabs like this in the future, whether it be with the same quest authors, or new quest authors! Also shoutout to Blingo Bopkus for dealing the cards for us for each round!

Gnoll: We actually managed to complete a multi-author project from beginning to end somehow. Truly a monumental accomplishment for the ages.

Clockwork Seal: I only screwed things up a little bit! I had a blast doing a big collaborative project with a bunch of cool folks!

LonelyWorld: Thank you everyone who read this quest, sorry if there wasn’t a ton of suggestion room. I had fun working with all these other talented authors and hope to work on more collabs soon!
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Congratulations on managing to wrap up this big crossover!
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"Um Mr. Kog where are the winnings? . . . Mr. Kog?"
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