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973220 No. 973220 ID: 2c5282

Boldly Coming Reboot: The Wrath of Khrax!

Space: the final frontier. These are the adventures several courageous men and woman willing to brave the sea of stars. Their life long mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and civilizations. To boldly come where no man or woman has come before.

Discussion Thread (starting on the relevant post): https://tezakia.net/kusaba/questdis/res/108793.html#133475
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No. 973221 ID: 2c5282
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973221

As your species first reached the stars beyond your own solar system, you expected to find a mostly empty, cold galaxy to explore. Instead, you found a massive federation of dozen upon dozen of alien species, far technological superior and advanced compared to your own. They welcomed you with open arms, being more interested in diverse cultures than conquests and the different nations of your species agreed to join then, mostly out of self-preservation and interests in these new technological wonders. You, on the other hand, willingly embraced these new alien overlords for a more… taste related reason.

You are a Burettian, a hairy, two armed mammal like creature standing on two legs at a height of 1,75m on average, which while seemingly normal to you, is something new and exciting for the aliens that you recently met. It has been about 5 years since first contact and you have volunteered to be part of the first real immigration into the stars, to be integrated and live among the strange alien creatures of the black void beyond your own world. While many sought this opportunity to forward their careers, to get a new perspective on life or simply to explore the unknown, you and several likeminded individuals choose to leave behind your old life and travel to the stars for one reason and one reason alone.

Because you’re huge Xenophiles and want to bang a fucking alien.

Though the first question we must ask… are you a man or are you a woman?
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No. 973223 ID: e7c7d3

You're clearly a ship model.

Woman
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No. 973224 ID: 3ed3c3

>>973221
You're a man on a mission, and that mission is love.
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No. 973225 ID: 0fae41

Male. Tell us about the model, though! Is it one of theirs? Yours? Real? Fiction?
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No. 973226 ID: a9af05

>>973221
Man
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No. 973227 ID: 465a14

Spaceship.
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No. 973228 ID: e19a40

Since you asked, internalized Professor Oak, I'm choosing woman.
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No. 973229 ID: 4854ef

Man!
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No. 973230 ID: 4f51b2

>>973220
Woman
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No. 973231 ID: ce39da

Channel your inner Captain Kirk, good sir.
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No. 973232 ID: f6ea0d

Woman
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No. 973233 ID: 75acda

A girl with the objective of being dicked by aliens.
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No. 973235 ID: fa029d

Man
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No. 973236 ID: 9f00f4

Woman
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No. 973237 ID: 677406

>>973221
Man, and man that's a cool ship model
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No. 973238 ID: 85bdbd

A woman
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No. 973239 ID: e2f5cc

Man, assuming you're not a renamed human. If you are, then go girl.
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No. 973241 ID: f9512f

Woman
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No. 973243 ID: 094652

Intersex
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No. 973244 ID: f9512f

Let's be a woman
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No. 973245 ID: 1a6f80

man
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No. 973246 ID: cdabe3

Man
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No. 973248 ID: 85bdbd

woman
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No. 973249 ID: 3f8173

male
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No. 973250 ID: 2c5282
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973250

>You're clearly a ship model.
As a ship model, you cannot do anything of note, least of all go on a date with an alien life form.
>Tell us about the model, though! Is it one of theirs? Yours? Real? Fiction?
Who knows? Maybe you do, but first you’ll need to know who you are, won’t you? Maybe it’s yours? Maybe it’s a friends? …or maybe it belongs to that dorky roommate of yours who won’t shut up about his max leveled wizard in that computer game that came out years ago.
>Man that's a cool ship model.
That, on the other hand, you can admit. It is a really rad ship!
>Channel your inner Captain Kirk, good sir.
As much as you want to go out on adventure in the vast unknown and explore undiscovered planets, your species was simply too late to the party for you to do that… about a thousand years too late, in fact. You will try to bone a bunch of alien babes, though.

>A girl with the objective of being dicked by aliens.
While that is a noble goal for sure, it seems like that will need to wait for another chance. Instead, you will need to be content with dicking the aliens instead… or maybe you are a man with a taste for dick yourself?
>Intersex.
…maybe later?

>You're a man on a mission, and that mission is love.
And that mission begins now!

How would you describe yourself? Are you…

1. Small, slightly chubby and nearsighted as well as a bit timid, shy and intelligent yet friendly. You work as a computer engineer and your love to play roleplaying games, both in real life as well as digital ones.

2. Large, strong and fuzzy as well as bit dull, stubborn and wise yet many consider you a big softy. You are a security guard and the thing you love the most is to train. Either at the gym or in nature.

3. Lean, albino, slightly feminine as well as confident, vulgar and a rebel yet you’ve always been good at reading people. You came here with your band, in which you play the synth, and you’ve been barely able to stay afloat by playing gigs with them. You love music above all else.

Also, what is your name?
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No. 973251 ID: 4f51b2

>>973250
1) Tristan
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No. 973252 ID: cdabe3

3) tristan is a good name though

maybe we're bi...?
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No. 973253 ID: e51896

3

Lets make some music

Your name is Mel
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No. 973259 ID: e2f5cc

>>973250
2) chad route lets go

Still go with the name tristan though, since that's a good one.
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No. 973260 ID: 85bdbd

1) Idk, Jose.
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No. 973261 ID: 62e4df

Door number 3. Pretty heavy departure from the first protagonist, but that's not a bad thing. Abstaining from name vote, Tristan and Mel are both fine.
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No. 973262 ID: 92ac42

3, and Mel.

We angle towards the ladies, but if a sufficiently handsome/bishie dude comes around we aren't opposed to taking a swing at them.
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No. 973263 ID: 28232d

>>973250
3, need to see how it plays out to be an aspiring musician in spaaaace
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No. 973264 ID: cfc80f

3. Tristan and Mel both seem decent names, so use both. Tristan Melbourne.
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No. 973299 ID: 4854ef

1: Also likin that Mel name.
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No. 973300 ID: 0fae41

1, and Reed. Your parents predicted you might like to reed books.
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No. 973305 ID: 864e49

>>973221
So we're not man this time? Interesting.
I say we go woma-
>>973250
OH GOD DAMMIT
1.Tristan's good
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No. 973308 ID: 2b3343

3. Tristan is fine.
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No. 973315 ID: 2aa5f0

3

we've never played as an albino before, could be neat but beware of the sun.
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No. 973322 ID: d186fc

I would humbly like to suggest:
#3 with an alternate Backstory: We are the captain of the Skyfleet (or insert faction name) vessel, the SFS (or corresponding faction ship prefix) Kestrel; the flagship of our outfit.
Same personality, but refine the vulgar into a tongue that can be as sharp as it is silver. Also the band thing, while important, is more of a professional hobby.
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No. 973330 ID: a38353

1, Tristan.
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No. 973341 ID: 864e49

>>973305
>not HUMAN this time>>973252
>>973253
>>973261
>>973262
>>973263
>>973264
>>973308
>>973315
>>973322
>3 is winning
Aw I liked the socially awkwardness of the OG protag, here 2 and 3 just feel too confident/cocky for me.
The idea of willing giving up your old life to go to space cause your life sucked, of trying to get with aliens cause you hardly got with anyone back home cause you don't fit the standards of beauty, of being someone who doesn't have all their shit together and hasn't lived the most interesting life just seemed to resonate with me more.
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No. 973346 ID: 62e4df

On the flip side, the first protag was so pathetic they had an an evening out with positive interactions with three members of the opposite sex and considered that such a failure that they were going to commit suicide. I don't want to play such an incel again.
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No. 973350 ID: f56a2b

>>973250
1
It's time to become the ultimate bottom.
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No. 973354 ID: 2c5282
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973354

>Maybe we're bi...?
Maybe you are? That’s up to you, after all.
>If a sufficiently handsome/bishie dude comes around we aren't opposed to taking a swing at them.
If you were looking for bishie boys you would have stayed at home. This is weird alien territories.

Now, let us begin…

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>Need to see how it plays out to be an aspiring musician in spaaaace.
You are Tristan Dowe, a male albino Burettian, and a musician at trade, though not a very famous one… or wealthy. In fact, one of the reasons why you sought the vast expenses to space was to get another try at it… that, coupled with the fact that you were about to be forced to sleep in a fucking trash container to get by… again…
>Beware of the sun.
An umbrella and a pair of sunglasses usually deal with the sun, though the twin suns on this planet have been surprisingly merciful to you. It’s probably that strange dome that’s around the city you’re in who is responsible for that fact.

>The idea of willing giving up your old life to go to space cause your life sucked…
Your fucking life sucked balls back home. You were sick and tired of always being one bad gig from being out on the street again, always being stuck in the same place without a way to escape and watching everything around you go to fucking shit.
>Trying to get with aliens cause you hardly got with anyone back home cause you don't fit the standards of beauty…
If you’d gotten a credit for each time you’ve gotten your shit kicked out of you because you look different, then you would have been a very rich man. Not to mention all the girls wants either muscular shit houses or cute boys then can push around and not some albino freak wearing makeup… wait, n-no, you m-mean, of course you’ve got l-laid! You got laid all the t-time! The girls were all over you! Y-yeah… that’s right… that’s right, Tristan… you’re cool… keep telling yourself that…
>Tell us about the model, though! Is it one of theirs? Yours? Real? Fiction?
You are pretty sure it’s fictional, though your roommate Mel did buy it when we arrived here, so you guess it might be a real model? Most of the spaceship you’ve seen so far is not that sleek and a lot blockier. You guess you can ask Mel about it, if you actually gave a rat’s ass… but not now, you don’t have time for that dork at the moment.

>Lets make some music.
If by making music you mean making sweet love to an alien, the hell yes. But if you mean actual music then that will need to wait until after the weekend is over, as that’s when you have another rep with the squad.

No, today is a special day! While you’ve been here over a week, you still haven’t been able to really get to know the aliens around here that well… but that changes now. See, you’ve found this dating site dedicated to the special little niche of interspecies relationships and you’ve finally had the courage to make a user on it.

Warning: Interspecies relationships might be dangerous. Please keep the following facts in mind:
Do not eat or drink any cuisine of another species without first checking if it is non-toxic for your species.
Do not ingest any organic material without first checking if it is non-toxic for your species.
Do not put your hand or feet inside the mouth of creatures bigger than... ugh blah blah blah…

Aliena Affinitas is not responsible for any harm, injury, mutilations, dismemberment, mangled organs, poisoning, melting, burning, dissolving, devouring or death that might occur after using this site.

Yes, you fucking get it, you’ll be careful!
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No. 973355 ID: 2c5282
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973355

It doesn’t take long for it to find several matches for you, though you have to remove several of them for a few reasons, the most common lacking a picture. If they aren’t even willing to take a picture then you can’t really bother with them, can you? In the end, you’re left with six profiles that caught your interests…

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User: DragonKnight
Name: Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai.
Species: Raolme. (Quadrupedal Reptile)
Gender: Male.
Age: 24.
Size: Height: 1,25m. Length: 2.25m.
Likes: Freedom, to be able to do what I want, talking to someone as an equal.
Dislikes: Too many responsibilities, nosy family member.

:TristanBC: Huh… that’s some very specific likes and dislikes… though I dig the bowtie.

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User: GamerBug
Name: Xi’ankh Detadon.
Species: Tuul. (Bipedal insect)
Gender: Female.
Age: 23
Size: Body Size: 75m3. Drone Size: 67cm.
Likes: Games, roleplaying, hanging out.
Dislikes: Liars and their lying mouths!

:TristanBC: Wait, that can’t be right? Is she the size of a fucking house?

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User: EternalWatchman
Name: Urû Vol.
Species: Flaûgnir (Quadrupedal winged Siliconian)
Gender: Male.
Age: 38.
Size: 2,15m.
Likes: Flying, watching the sun rise, taking it easy.
Dislikes: Bad weather but especially rain, being in a hurry.

:TristanBC: Flying? That’s sound really… wait… the fuck is a Siliconian? Are they a freaking rock?

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User: PrettyGirl28
Name: Qarka Soulfeaster
Species: Khrax (Limbed snake)
Gender: Female.
Age: 28.
Size: 4,27m
Likes: Cute stuff, calm music, blood, still living meat, flowers and animals.
Dislikes: Blood, scary things and things that are loud.

:TristanBC: …is that a massive claw I see in the picture? …heh, wicked.

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User: Shifter
Name: Etële
Species: Wirnëahy (Liquid)
Gender: Male, but I can change.
Age: 32
Size: N/A
Likes: Whatever you want it to be, babe.
Dislikes: Whatever you don’t like, babe.

:TristanBC: …I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be intrigued or worried…

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User: LadyInBlue
Name: Madame Zaliasquenska tatil Xai Lentazin, chu tertal o Ankh, High seat of Etrall, chu Matriarch de zartel o Xaito, first of her name.
Species: Raolme. (Quadrupedal Reptile)
Gender: Lady.
Age: 438.
Size: Height: 1,15m. Length: 2.05m
Likes: A drink, a nice conversation and a few friends to share the moment with. Also classical music, art and other small, beautiful things life might offer.
Dislikes: People that aren’t honest with themselves and incompetent fools.

:TristanBC: Hmm… she seems classy… or at least rich…
:MelBC: Tris? Are you talking to yourself again?
:TristanBC: Fuck yeah, I am. Now leave me alone, Mel, I’m busy.

Hmm… you really don’t have the time to check them all out... but with whom do you start?

>It's time to become the ultimate bottom.
Well… maybe the ultimate power bottom… heh…
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No. 973357 ID: 0fae41

Xi'ankh. It's time to make a house call.
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No. 973359 ID: 62e4df

Zal. Time to see this version of best girl.

(jokes, they're all best girl)
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No. 973360 ID: 2aa5f0

well your thing is music, and two of them like music, so I say either soulfeaster or Zalia
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No. 973361 ID: 6e6f32

Etele
O Rly?
This deserves... Exploration.
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No. 973362 ID: 4854ef

Xi'ankh. She can't actually be the size of a house right? Must be some mistake of editing.
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No. 973365 ID: 4f51b2

>>973355
Sir
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No. 973366 ID: e19a40

>Etële
>…I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be intrigued or worried…

You should be very worried. You have to be way too courageous to go for a profile that sound so much like a serial killer trap.
Don't get me wrong, if this is genuine it's one of the best options. The problem is that so far you can't tell anything about this person and neither will the police be able to if you disappear.



Speaking of dangerous...

>Qarka Soulfeaster

Are you feeling adventurous? This one seem to have equal chances of finding you cute or delicious and of loving your music or hating your noise.

Pick this one. From all the options she is the most likely to end up liking you for who you are.
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No. 973367 ID: 36784c

>>973354
>if you actually gave a rat’s ass…
So you don’t give your own ass about the ship model?

>>973355
Two of them seem to like music, but would your music be considered too loud and not calm for Qarka? And would your music not be considered classical to Madame Zaliasquenska tatil Xai Le-*bites tongue* fuck! That name is hard to pronounce!

>Pick date
Go with Sir. He sounds like he’s trying to get out from under his family. He might even be a fellow rebel, like you!
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No. 973369 ID: 7cc58f

>>973355
Go with DragonKnight
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No. 973372 ID: f3f534

>>973355
As much as I want to choose one of the original ladies, I'd rather pick someone new this time. We can always come back to them later.

I say we should pick Urû Vol.

……isn't our buddy Mel into nerd things? Maybe we could try to convince him to make an account on this dating website and try to hook him up with GamerBug. Then we can ask him if she's actually the size of a house or not.
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No. 973375 ID: b1b4f3

What kind of music do you play? If it's loud then I guess Qarka is a bad match. If you wouldn't mind playing some smooth, calming synth for her then it's a good match.

You're a rebel, so it sounds like Ztolteskanx is a good match.
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No. 973384 ID: 62e4df

Also, compare Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai's name and Madame Zaliasquenska tatil Xai Lentazin's. Being new here, you can't tell if "Xai" is a family name, but there's a possibility that the two are related.
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No. 973392 ID: a38353

Go for Dragonknight.
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No. 973401 ID: 864e49

>>973346
Yeah my biggest problem with the old quest was that we were just TOO pathetic.

>>973355
First choice: Etële, lets fuck some water!
Second choice: Urû Vol, lets get fucked by a rock!

And don't be an asshole to Mel. You know what it's like to be treated like shit.
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No. 973417 ID: 677406

>>973355
Etële
Let's check out the shapeshifter, find out decisively whether to be intrigued or worried

ALteratively, Ztolteskanx
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No. 973420 ID: 9f00f4

>>973360
Seconded
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No. 973422 ID: ce39da

It's looking like bedding any of these guys effectively is going to be a tall (if adventurous) order. Be sure to look up the physiology - both what they eat and what they excrete - of whoever you pick before showing up.

Personally, my vote's for Sir. He seems like a fellow rebel. Might have drama related to Madame. (Soul's a close second since they like music, and the whole dietary thing would have to refer to nonsentient animals (else they wouldn't be allowed to live among other sentients), though the size difference would have the opposite problem of GamerBug.) BTW, I assume you've already weeded out everyone with incompatible sexuality? Feel free to be a power-bottom on the second or third date, but don't be crass on the first, and try to stay away from BDSM levels of power - you seem like a dom, and I don't think he'd appreciate being a sub.

Meanwhile, Shifter's likes and dislikes send up a huge red flag; they aren't interested in sharing their desires, only to conform to yours. Any relationship you have with them will be shallow and one-sided unless you confront them about that at some point, assuming a date's even what they want out of you. (Just a word of advice in case this one wins; not voting for it myself, though.)

Ooh, though, we totally should encourage Mel to meet with GamerBug - sure, she isn't sexually compatible in a conventional way, but if they both like to roleplay, they could do some LAN party dates. Maybe have some masturbatory improv storytime later down the road. (Do tell him to do his research on her kind's culture if he bites, of course - wouldn't want him to write the wrong line.)
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No. 973436 ID: 2c5282
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>So you don’t give your own ass about the ship model?
Exactly! If you’re going to give away your own fucking ass, then you need more than just some bloody cheap plastic toy. At least start with some dinner and some shitty movie or some bollocks.
>It's looking like bedding any of these guys effectively is going to be a tall (if adventurous) order. Be sure to look up the physiology - both what they eat and what they excrete - of whoever you pick before showing up.
You’ll make sure it safe before you go on the date, don’t you worry. Though, part of the excitement is going in blind, isn’t it?
>I assume you've already weeded out everyone with incompatible sexuality?
Isn’t that automatic? You’re pretty sure that’s automatic…
>Feel free to be a power-bottom on the second or third date, but don't be crass on the first, and try to stay away from BDSM levels of power - you seem like a dom, and I don't think he'd appreciate being a sub.
Hey, you’re flexible. No matter if they want a power bottom, a normal bottom or someone on top, you’re sure you can please them. Also, where did the BDSM thing come from? You’re not even into that shit?

>Etële, lets fuck some water!
While they are described as being a liquid life form, you don’t think they’ll be like water… maybe more like… jelly? Or maybe like syrup… hmm… you can’t help but wonder if they are sticky or not now…
>You should be very worried. You have to be way too courageous to go for a profile that sound so much like a serial killer trap.
It does sound very much suspect, yeah… but it can’t hurt to just message him... her… them? He said he was male, so you guess he’s a… well, he? But yeah, sending him a message won’t hurt… but you can do that later.
>Shifter's likes and dislikes send up a huge red flag; they aren't interested in sharing their desires, only to conform to yours. Any relationship you have with them will be shallow and one-sided unless you confront them about that at some point, assuming a date's even what they want out of you.
…you know, this is starting to sound like too much fucking work just to get your curiosity sated. Maybe you won’t message them at all…

>Urû Vol, let’s get fucked by a rock!
Would that mean… heh… that he’s going to be ROCK HARD? Hehe… heh… that was fucking horrible…
>Xi'ankh. It's time to make a house call.
She can't actually be the size of a house right? She must have written it in wrong. M3 must be… square meters, so maybe she accidently wrote the size of her apartment down?

>Qarka Soulfeaster. Are you feeling adventurous? This one seem to have equal chances of finding you cute or delicious and of loving your music or hating your noise.
While those claws look thrilling, you don’t like the fifty fifty chance of you being eaten. Maybe you should reread that warning text you saw from before… yeah, you definitely need to reread that thing before you meet any of these aliens in person.
>What kind of music do you play? If it's loud then I guess Qarka is a bad match. If you wouldn't mind playing some smooth, calming synth for her then it's a good match.
You’d like to think that you’re part of an intergalactic synth pop electro-funk band from outer space... so none of your songs are really too loud or scary…
>the whole dietary thing would have to refer to nonsentient animals (else they wouldn't be allowed to live among other sentients).
There’s no fucking way they have aliens around here eating other aliens. That wouldn’t simply work, would it?

>Madame Zaliasquenska tatil Xai Le-*bites tongue* fuck! That name is hard to pronounce!
...she’s called Madame Zalia under her picture, so you’re going to call her that as well. But yeah, she is the kind of lady that likes her titles, apparently.
>Compare Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai's name and Madame Zaliasquenska tatil Xai Lentazin's.
They do seem familiar, but you can’t really tell because those Raolme names are tongue twisters if you’ve ever seen them. Hmm… maybe they are siblings? After all, she’s only… err… only… why does her profile say that she’s over 400 years old? Can that really be true?


>Go for Dragonknight.
He does seem to be handsome looking, even with the lack of eyes… and you did like his bowtie. Also, he’s an actual Sir, which is just kind of badass… yeah, you think you’ll send him a message, see if he’s interested.
>He sounds like he’s trying to get out from under his family. He might even be a fellow rebel, like you!
People who call themselves rebels seldom are. But it does sound like he wants to have some fun, so that’s a huge fucking positive. Either way, you’ve marked him as being interesting on the site, so you’ll just need to wait and see if he response.

>Don't be an asshole to Mel. You know what it's like to be treated like shit.
Hey, you’re not a fucking asshole to Mel! He’s just a bit annoying at time… but… shit, maybe you were being an asswipe.
>Isn't our buddy Mel into nerd things? Maybe we could try to convince him to make an account on this dating website and try to hook him up with GamerBug.
He’s not really your buddy, he’s just your roommate. You didn’t meet him until you traveled here, so you haven’t actually known him for more than a week and a half. He definitely needs to get laid, though, and you’re the perfect fucking guy to help him! Well, the only bollock here to help him, not counting the muscle head that also lives here, but still.
:TristanBC: Hey, Mel, check this shit out.
:MelBC: Huh? W-wasn’t you busy just a moment ago?
:TristanBC: Yeah, I fucking was and I still fucking am, but I decided to share this busy shit with you.
:MelBC: What is that? Some kind of game?
:TristanBC: It’s a fucking dating site, you dork, for finding fucking aliens interested in fucking interspecies fucking! Well, it starts with dates, but you know where those things can go, right?
:MelBC: Err… t-that’s… um… n-neat…?
:TristanBC: And look, here’s a cute little bug interested in dork stuff just like you. I mean, even if you don’t want to take her on a date, you can always nerd out together as friends?
:MelBC: Um… I g-guess?
:TristanBC: Want some help setting up a profile, mate?
:MelBC: I t-think I can d-do that on my own… I… err… j-just need some time to digest this… and… err… I’m n-not sure about the… um… bug?
>Then we can ask him if she's actually the size of a house or not.
:MelBC: …she’s what?
:TristanBC: It has to be a mistype, but it says that she’s 75 square meters big.
:MelBC: Can’t you just look up her species and see if it’s true?
:TristanBC: Eh, that would be fucking boring as shit, though.

:MelBC: Um… why is there a red heart over the first one?
:TristanBC: Oh sweet, he returned my notice of interest! Let’s see what he has to say…
:MelBC: …wait, he?
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:ZtoltBC: [Greetings]
:ZtoltBC: [I got your request?]
:ZtoltBC: [I don’t know what I need to do now. It’s my first time doing something like this?]
:TristanBC: [Hey, no fucking sweat, I’m new to this too, mate.]
:ZtoltBC: [Mate?]
:TristanBC: [The names Tristan Dowe btw.]
:TristanBC: [And you are Sir Ztolt?]
:ZtoltBC: [I prefer to be addressed as just Zstolt.]
:ZtoltBC: [I dislike the Sir part greatly.]
:ZtoltBC: [And what does your btw title stand for?]
:TristanBC: [It’s “By the way”, not a title.]
:TristanBC: [Also, why not Sir? It’s pretty sweet.]
:TristanBC: [Makes you sound like a fucking badass ready to kick some ass!]

:TristanBC: Hey, Mel, by the way, what does Quadrupedal mean?
:MelBC: Um… well… Quadrupedalism is a form of locomotion in animals, often known as quadruped, which means “four feet” in-
:TristanBC: They walk on all fours, is that it?
:MelBC: Err… yes?
:TristanBC: Sweet.

:ZtoltBC: [It would be a splendid title if I actually earned it.]
:ZtoltBC: [I was just born in to the right family.]
:TristanBC: [Then it’s time to earn that bad boy?]
:ZtoltBC: [Because there is so many acts of bravery to do around here to earn it.]
:ZtoltBC: [Besides, I’m not really that kind of person.]
:ZtoltBC: [I mean, fucking badass.]
:ZtoltBC: [I’m not fucking badass.]
:TristanBC: [Hey, anyone can be fucking badass if they try.]
:ZtoltBC: [I rather stay not fucking badass if that means not getting into mortal danger.]
:ZtoltBC: [I mean.]
:ZtoltBC: [Not getting into deep feces?]
:TristanBC: [Deep shit.]
:ZtoltBC: [Deep shit, yes.]

:ZtoltBC: [Btw, can you send a picture of you that I can actually hear?]
:TristanBC: [I already have a picture for you on my profile?]
:ZtoltBC: [I don’t have eyes. I need to hear your shape.]
:ZtoltBC: [There should be an option to take a pic with sonarsync on the datapad.]
:TristanBC: [I am sure it is here somewhere?]

:TristanBC: Hey, Mel, you know how you can take something called sonarsync with this thing?
:MelBC: Um… no, sorry… err… I guess I can look it up?
:TristanBC: That would be fucking awesome, mate. Thanks.

:ZtoltBC: [While you try and find that]
:ZtoltBC: [This is supposed to be a date, yes?]
:TristanBC: [That is the current agreement, yes.]
:ZtoltBC: [We start with a dinner at this five star restaurant where I can get a table at]
:ZtoltBC: [Followed by a play in the theater]
:ZtoltBC: [Then a kiss on the check at the door before parting ways.]
:TristanBC: [That seemed absurdly formulaic?]
:TristanBC: [Also, I do not think theater is my fucking style.]
:TristanBC: [Sounds boring as fuck]
:TristanBC: [No offence]
:ZtoltBC: [IT IS!]
:ZtoltBC: [BORING!]
:ZtoltBC: [AS FUCK!]
:ZtoltBC: [Yet that is what I was forced to endure every time I tried a date before!]
:TristanBC: [Forced?]
:ZtoltBC: [My family wants to decide who I have a date it and how it do it.]
:ZtoltBC: [It’s horrid.]
:TristanBC: [It sucks balls?]
:ZtoltBC: [I suck all the balls! That’s how much it sucks!]
:TristanBC: [And what about me?]
:TristanBC: [Something tells me I’m not on their fucking approved dating list.]
:ZtoltBC: [They don’t know about you]
:TristanBC: [So I’m the secret date then? Sweet.]
:ZtoltBC: [It is indeed very sugary and sweet.]
:ZtoltBC: [It is also very sour as I have no idea what to do instead.]
:ZtoltBC: [What do you do on a date?]

:MelBC: Err… Tris, it’s that button you need to press to do the… um… sonar thingy?
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No. 973441 ID: b1b4f3

>>973436
Okay time to profile picture. Make sure Mel isn't in the frame, get a good pose, and push the button.
>what to do on date
He finds plays boring so find something more active or engaging. Like... is there a flea market or something you could go to and browse around? Could also go for a walk or a hike somewhere interesting. Are there any festivals? You could see if there are any uh, theme park like things, even if it's a single event like an escape room.
Give him a few options for restaurants. How different does he want his dining to be? Greasy spoon? Decent quality buffet? Some weird gimmicky restaurant? Hmm, how about a revolving sushi bar, or something similar at least where you can pick out small dishes from a conveyor belt? Definitely make sure it's not high class cuisine.
Then later you can do more than a single kiss. Don't have to go that far on a first date but extended makeouts are definitely on the table.
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No. 973443 ID: ce39da

[Oh, found the button. Sending you a pic now.] Have Mel walk you through it, but also make sure he's out of the shot. [How do I sound?]

For the record, if you don't remember inputting that info about your sexuality, then it's probably something you should ask him about, like [Before I forget, are you cool with me being a dude?]

[Anyway, we both agree with theatre sucking balls, but a meal's pretty much required on most dates. We prolly don't wanna get seen together at those 5-Star places you were talking about, but that doesn't mean we should skimp on the food. Lemme see if I can't find us a nice 4-Star place I'll be able to fit into better.]
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No. 973444 ID: 36784c

>>973436
You use the word “fucking” a little too much. Might want to cut down on that because it’s a little weird to be using that word 5 times in the same sentence.

>date
You’re gonna need to rely on Zstolt to show around since you’re still really new to the space station. And ask him where he wants to go for a date, not where he’s been told he’s supposed to go for a date.

>Err…Tris, it’s that button you need to press to do the…um…sonar thingy?
“Thanks, buddy!”

Take a sonarsync picture of yourself and send it over to Zstolt.
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No. 973445 ID: 2aa5f0

>Err… Tris, it’s that button you need to press to do the… um… sonar thingy?
thanks Mel
[push sonar thingy]

As him what are some things he DOES like and try to figure something out from there. Also send sonar pic and ask if you did it right.
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No. 973454 ID: a38353

Thank Mel, make sure he's not in the picture when you take it. And find out what Zstolt would Actually like to do for a date instead of whats expected of him.
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No. 973467 ID: 62e4df

If he's not enthusiastic about his usual hangouts, why not show him yours? You probably don't know much about the area yet, but you've probably found a pub you like, right? You could have some drinks, eat some pub food, then go see what sights there are to see. You could even ask him to show you around.
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No. 973472 ID: ba56e6

Ask if he wants to go to a rock concert. That's more your style, but if he sees with sound it might be a real trip for him.
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No. 973483 ID: 2c5282
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973483

>You use the word “fucking” a little too much. Might want to cut down on that because it’s a little weird to be using that word 5 times in the same sentence.
Hey, that was kind of the joke. Also, you really like the word fuck. Fuck fuck fuckily fuck… okay, maybe you’re saying it bit too much at times, you admit…
>You’re still really new to the space station.
What space station? You’re on some alien colony on some planet that’s located near the edge of this massive alien empire spanning most of the galaxy. It is kind of a lot to take in now that you think about it, honestly.
>Then later you can do more than a single kiss. Don't have to go that far on a first date but extended makeouts are definitely on the table.
You’re willing to go all the way to the goal post if that’s an option, but you won’t force Ztolt into something he doesn’t want. If he just want a kiss, then a kiss he’ll get… but if he want to drag you home and have some fucking fun… well… we’ll see…


>“Thanks, buddy!”
:MelBC: D-don’t mention it… um… pal? So… d-do you need any more help or can I leave now?
:TristanBC: Huh? Where are you in such a bloody hurry?
:MelBC: Oh… y-you know… got stuff to do…
:TristanBC: Like checking out the site I showed you?
:MelBC: Ye- I mean… err… no, of course not… um… bye?
:TristanBC: Have fun, heh…

>You’re gonna need to rely on Zstolt to show around since you’re still really new to this planet.
:ZtoltBC: [So the deaf will be leading the deaf then.]
:ZtoltBC: [I guess if you have some idea on what we will do, I can try and provide a location for it?]
>Ask him where he wants to go for a date, not where he’s been told he’s supposed to go for a date.
:ZtoltBC: [Do not turn this around on me! I asked you first!]
:ZtoltBC: [Besides, I already told you, I am not sure.]
:ZtoltBC: [I am shit out of ideas.]

>Could also go for a walk or a hike somewhere interesting.
:ZtoltBC: [There is the park in high town that has some really beautiful vistas, especially in the evening.]
:ZtoltBC: [But walking around seem a bit dull.]
:ZtoltBC: [I mean]
:ZtoltBC: [Boring as fuck?]
:ZtoltBC: [No offence?]
:TristanBC: [It is a great opportunity to talk and get to know each other and shit, though.]
:ZtoltBC: [That is true.]
:ZtoltBC: [Yes, maybe a walk in the park would make a decent date after all.]
>is there a flea market or something you could go to and browse around?
:ZtoltBC: [I can’t say if there is any markets like that around. I do not really keep my nose out for it.]
:TristanBC: [How about a festival or something then?]
:ZtoltBC: [Isn’t the culture festival this weekend here in high town?]
:ZtoltBC: [Yes, it is. It is starting today in fact.]
:ZtoltBC: [It is filled with all kind of old stuff from the days before we traveled the stars and shit like that.]
:TristanBC: [That does kind of sound freaking sweet.]
:ZtoltBC: [I haven’t been there since I was a kit]
:ZtoltBC: [Though I usually aren’t that interested in that shit]
:ZtoltBC: [But it does sound, as you say, freaking sweet to go there with you.]
:TristanBC: [Aw, how sweet of you.]
:ZtoltBC: [Don’t make this sour.]
>You could see if there are any uh, theme park like things, even if it's a single event like an escape room.
:ZtoltBC: [Why would you escape a room? What’s in the room?]
:TristanBC: [It’s full of fucking puzzles and shit. Then you solve them and find a way out on a timer?]
:ZtoltBC: [I don’t think we have anything like that.]
:ZtoltBC: [There is this scary mansion thing in low town]
:ZtoltBC: [Never been there but I heard it’s alright?]
:ZtoltBC: [That’s like an escape house?]
:TristanBC: [That’s completely different.]
:TristanBC: [But I does sound kind of fun!]
:ZtoltBC: [I don’t know. I’ve never liked scary shit.]
:TristanBC: [Aren’t you the brave Sir Ztolt?]
:ZtoltBC: [Who bravely ran away. Yeah, that’s me.]
:ZtoltBC: [But I guess if you’re there I’ll be alright?]
>If he's not enthusiastic about his usual hangouts, why not show him yours? You probably don't know much about the area yet, but you've probably found a pub you like, right?
:TristanBC: [Oh, hey, actually I do know a place. It’s not a big place, but it might just do!]
:ZtoltBC: [I will need a better description than it’s not a big place, Tristan.]
:TristanBC: [It’s kind of a bar.]
:TristanBC: [Where a bunch of different alien bands play.]
:TristanBC: [So you listen and drink and shit.]
:TristanBC: [My band have gotten a steady gig there twice a week.]
:ZtoltBC: [You are in a band?]
:TristanBC: [Yeah, I’m in a freaking band, mate!]
:ZtoltBC: [Then I will need to listen to you play sometime.]
:ZtoltBC: [But that can wait.]
:ZtoltBC: [And while I do love listening to music, some alien instruments and songs can be outright painful to hear.]
:ZtoltBC: [Do you know who will play?]
:TristanBC: [I have no fucking idea, no… and I don’t think I have anyway to look it up either.]
:ZtoltBC: [I guess we can always leave if things go wrong?]

:TristanBC: [So, what sounds the most awesome? Take a trip through that culture festival, get scared shitless at that hunted mansion, go to the bar and listen to some music will getting shitfaced or just have a calm walk in the part? I’m up for all of them.]
:ZtoltBC: [I can’t really decide.]
:TristanBC: [Aw, come on, you’re leaving me with the decision making again?]
:ZtoltBC: [As I said before. I have no fucking idea what I’m doing and what will work as a date.]
:ZtoltBC: [So I will leave it in your hands.]
:ZtoltBC: [I trust you to make it fun.]
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No. 973484 ID: 2c5282
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973484

>How different does he want his dining to be? Greasy spoon? Decent quality buffet? Some weird gimmicky restaurant? Hmm, how about a revolving sushi bar, or something similar at least where you can pick out small dishes from a conveyor belt? Definitely make sure it's not high class cuisine.
:ZtoltBC: [What is this sushi and why do you need to turn it over?]
:TristanBC: [It’s raw fish.]
:ZtoltBC: [I’m sad to say, but I cannot eat that.]
:ZtoltBC: [At least without making our date a short one.]
:ZtoltBC: [I am an insectivore. We eat insects.]
:TristanBC: [Oh, that does limit the options a bit.]
:ZtoltBC: [Also, I rather not eat with greasy cutlery, so no greasy spoons or forks.]
:ZtoltBC: [I am also not sure about what kind of gimmicks there are out there for restaurants.]
:ZtoltBC: [How about this]
:ZtoltBC: [Do you know somewhere simple we can eat?]
:TristanBC: [Well, I know this café nearby that’s fucking sweet, but that’s more of a lunch place?]
:ZtoltBC: [Excellent!]
:ZtoltBC: [Then we shall meet for lunch!]
:TristanBC: [Lunch?]
:ZtoltBC: [Yes, lunch.]
:ZtoltBC: [It is almost lunch time, is it not?]
:ZtoltBC: [That way we can meet in person and discuss what we shall eat later.]
:ZtoltBC: [Also, I can’t wait to hear your lovely visage]
:ZtoltBC: [Though I only assume that it’s lovely]
:ZtoltBC: [As I still haven’t been able to hear how you look.]
:TristanBC: [OH RIGHT! THE PICTURE!]

>Okay time to profile picture. Make sure Mel isn't in the frame, get a good pose, and push the button.
As Mel has already left the room a while ago, you won’t need to worry about him. Instead, you simply lift up your data pad, make a cheesy pose and press the button. While you were expecting a flash of light or something like that, instead the only thing you heard was a really weird clicking sound. It sounded really out of place coming from the data pad… in fact; it sounded more like an insect? Either way, you can only hope you managed to take a decent picture.

:ZtoltBC: [By the endless dark!]
:ZtoltBC: [I mean]
:ZtoltBC: [Holy shit!]
:TristanBC: [So you got the picture?]
:ZtoltBC: [It is not what I expected.]
:ZtoltBC: [You are really cute!]
:ZtoltBC: [I mean, if you like being called cute?]
:ZtoltBC: [Otherwise you are a really beautiful gal.]
:TristanBC: [Gal? You do know I’m a dude, right?]
:ZtoltBC: [You are!?]
:TristanBC: [Yes? Is that a problem?]
:ZtoltBC: [No?]
:ZtoltBC: [It kind of make you cuter even?]
:ZtoltBC: [I am not used to men wearing makeup.]
:TristanBC: [You can hear that I have makeup?]
:ZtoltBC: [I am only guessing that it is makeup.]
:ZtoltBC: [Or do you have something else above your eyes?]
:ZtoltBC: [But still cute.]
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No. 973486 ID: b1b4f3

>>973484
Hah, sounds like you're scoring some points already.
Tell him he looks pretty handsome himself.

>where to go
Well, it's not great to get too drunk on the first date, especially if you're not sure if sex is on the table.
Go to the festival! At worst it's slightly less boring than a walk in the park. It's reasonable to pick a safe bet for the first date, and try something riskier for future dates, after you've built up some goodwill.
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No. 973488 ID: 9f00f4

Insectivore... can he eat smaller crustaceans? Shrimp or Crayfish?
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No. 973489 ID: a38353

Tell him we think he looks cute too.
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No. 973490 ID: 9f00f4

Wonder if he can hear inside bodies and through clothing, like with an active sonar or ultrasonic scan or something like that? Maybe something to ask at an appropriate time?
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No. 973491 ID: ba56e6

>>973483
How about meeting up for lunch, and then later you can hit the bar. If the music ends up being too much for him, take a walk in the park after to chat after the alcohol has loosened lips.
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No. 973492 ID: f56a2b

>>973491
This looks like a good mix.
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No. 973498 ID: 7cc58f

>>973491
Do this
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No. 973501 ID: 62e4df

Since he asked, confirm for him that you like being called cute and that you are wearing make-up.

>>973491
This is perfect.
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No. 973541 ID: 2c5282
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973541

>Hah, sounds like you're scoring some points already.
You were caught by surprise how positively he reacted to seeing your picture… but of course he thought you were cute. Yeah, you’re super cute! Sure… you’ll accept that. Cute. That works. It’s not what you expected but it works.

>Since he asked, confirm for him that you like being called cute and that you are wearing make-up.
:ZtoltBC: [Then I shall continue calling you cute.]
:ZtoltBC: [Also, good to know what is and isn’t originally part of your body.]
:ZtoltBC: [I have never seen your species before, so it can get confusing.]
>Tell him we think he looks cute too.
:ZtoltBC: [Cute?]
:ZtoltBC: [I do not look cute.]
:TristanBC: [Then how about handsome?]
:ZtoltBC: [Handsome is better.]
:TristanBC: [I really love your bowtie, it makes you look fucking cute.]
:TristanBC: [I mean handsome.]
:TristanBC: [It makes you look fucking handsome]
:ZtoltBC: [Honestly, I’ve never liked it myself.]
:ZtoltBC: [But if you think it makes me handsome, even fuckingly so, then I might need to reconsider.]

>How about meeting up for lunch, and then later you can hit the bar. If the music ends up being too much for him, take a walk in the park after to chat after the alcohol has loosened lips.
>Go to the festival! At worst it's slightly less boring than a walk in the park.
:ZtoltBC: [So... the plan is:]
:ZtoltBC: [A light lunch at this café.]
:ZtoltBC: [Then to this bar.]
:ZtoltBC: [And maybe a walk in the part or at the festival if everything goes well?]
:TristanBC: [That’s the fucking plan, mate.]
:ZtoltBC: [It does sound nice.]
:ZtoltBC: [I mean]
:ZtoltBC: [Fucking sugary?]
:TristanBC: [Sweet.]
:ZtoltBC: [Fucking sweet.]
:TristanBC: [Just tell me if the music gets to loud at the bar later and I’m sure it will be fine.]
:ZtoltBC: [Yes]
:ZtoltBC: [I will]
:ZtoltBC: [If that is the case]
:TristanBC: [Good.]
:ZtoltBC: [Yes. Good.]
:TristanBC: […]
:ZtoltBC: […]


:ZtoltBC: [Confound it]
:ZtoltBC: [I mean]
:ZtoltBC: [Shit]
:TristanBC: [What’s wrong?]
:ZtoltBC: [Siblings are getting cranky that I’m hogging the bath.]
:TristanBC: [You’re taking a bath?]
:ZtoltBC: [It’s the only place I get left alone in this fucking place.]
:ZtoltBC: [But I need to cut this short.]
:ZtoltBC: [So let’s do lunch at that café?]
:TristanBC: [I’ll forward the address to you. It’s a bloody nice place, so I’m sure you’ll love it.]
:ZtoltBC: [I sure I will.]
:ZtoltBC: [So let’s meet there soon]
:ZtoltBC: [Let’s say]
:ZtoltBC: [2 hours?]
:TristanBC: [Meet there in 2 hours? That sounds fine.]
:ZtoltBC: [It will be a bit of a late lunch, but I’m sure you don’t mind]
:ZtoltBC: [But I’ll see you in 2 hours then.]
:ZtoltBC: [May the rivers flow with you.]
:ZtoltBC: [I mean]
:ZtoltBC: [See you fucking later?]
:TristanBC: [See you then.]

…and you have a date.
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No. 973542 ID: 2c5282
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973542

Oh shit. You have a date.

And you’re going to fuck it up, like you always fuck these things up. You are a fuckup, and you know it. Or you can make it work. Somehow. Just… act confident. Pretend to be confident. Like you always do. Keep telling yourself you’re confident, that you can do this, and sooner or later you’ll believe the lies. You can do this. You won’t fuck it up. This time you will actually succeed in fucking charming the lady… or the gentleman… as is the case… shit...

And in two hours!? You were expecting tomorrow or even the day after that, not in two hours! How are you supposed to be able to both calm down and get ready in just two hours!? Ugh… deep breaths, Tristan, deep breathes… you can do this… just act… confident… yeah… confident… freak…

>Insectivore... can he eat smaller crustaceans? Shrimp or Crayfish?
You have no idea! Maybe you can ask Mel if he… but you’ve already bothered that dork way to much already. Ugh, you’re going to fuck this up, aren’t you? You’re going to make him eat something he can’t stand… or you’re going to eat something you can’t stand? Because insects… ugh…
>Wonder if he can hear inside bodies and through clothing, like with an active sonar or ultrasonic scan or something like that? Maybe something to ask at an appropriate time?
Wait, how powerful is their hearing anyway? Or their smell? Is your smell going to be a problem? And the sounds you make? He won’t be able to see through you clothes, though… right? That doesn’t sound very plausible… but this is something you’ll need to worry about. Smell and noise… two more ways you can fuck everything up, as always.
>Well, it's not great to get too drunk on the first date, especially if you're not sure if sex is on the table.
Your nerves needs some fucking courage, but you get so easily shitfaced, don’t you? Ugh, going to the bar was probably a fuckup. You’re really bad with alcohol… though you really need a glass or two right now, not to mention all the other options wasn’t any better, really.

Maybe this was a shit idea…

No, Tristan, focus. Just focus on what you need to do before the date. You need to get cleaned. That’s easy. But he he’s blind, so smell is important to him, so… maybe you should skip putting on your usual cologne? Or maybe he’ll prefer something a bit more strong smelling? Then you need to dress the part. But dress how? You don’t really look ready for a date, do you? And he said he liked the makeup? Maybe you should add some more? Or did he actually say that? Maybe it’s better to remove it? Ugh, stop second guessing yourself… what more… you need… what more shit do you need for a date?

Maybe you just need to crawl under your blanket and pretend this never happened?
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No. 973544 ID: b1b4f3

>>973542
Take bath, put on a *little* cologne, to play things safe while keeping your routine intact.
Check your chat log to reaffirm that he said your makeup made you look cuter, and... don't change it. I guess you'll have to reapply it after the bath, but just... put on the same kind.
Clothes... wear something nice, but casual since it's a lunch date and not a dinner date. Maybe something a little more feminine than you usually wear, but not enough that people would stare? Whatever makes you feel comfortable with who you are. This is an alien colony which means very few will know that it's unusual, much less something to judge you over.

>other things?
Try to calm down. Get a drink of water, use the restroom, make sure your nails are nice, brush your teeth, and let Mel know you're going out.
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No. 973545 ID: 4854ef

Little colgne, keep the makeup cause he liked it. Make sure to BATHE. If smells are important, you don't want to saturate things so much that you are smellin like you walked through a perfume store during rush hour.
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No. 973546 ID: a38353

You're overthinking it. take a moment to calm down.

I'm sure if during your date any sounds were bothering him he'd let you know, same as you'd do if say something with you albinism was bothering you. as for food, you're on an alien planet, everywhere's probably got at least something for some one.

Just get cleaned up and get ready, you have 2 hours.
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No. 973548 ID: e19a40

He isn't familiar with your specie, so whatever you do he will assume is part of your culture until told otherwise. Dress how you would usually dress and act like you would usually act for he will not know what normal means for your kind.
He is already making an effort to incorporate your speech patters on his own, so if you intent to change your behavior in any way limit yourself to mimic his speech patters the same way he is doing. Things like replacing "blind" with "deaf" or using "endless dark" as an exclamation.
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No. 973549 ID: f56a2b

>>973542
You've already secured a date! That's more than some can even hope for. Your date wants to meet you, so in a way, you're already desirable and doing things right.

>You're going to make him eat something he can't stand, or he's going to make you eat something you can't stand
No. You're going out for lunch, and if the dish doesn't agree with you, you just move on to another one. He's sensible enough to do the same.

>anxiety, calming down before the date
Clear your mind, and just focus on deep breathing in and out, until the anxiety clears, thinking about how you're going to freshen up and the other things you'll do before your date. Do things one step at a time to get ready.

If you haven't bathed or hit the showers today, go do that real quick. Do whatever quick grooming you need to do, make sure your makeup is applied right the way you would have it on usually.

>maybe you should skip putting on your cologne
Look up, real quick, if your cologne's type of scent is distasteful to his species. If it is, you just dodged a bullet, go au natural. If it isn't go for it.

Zstolt wants someone to talk to as an equal. Don't worry about catering to his every exacting preference during the date, just show up in clothes you think look good to yourself.

>maybe you can ask Mel, but you've bothered that dork too much already.
No way, it's a simple question, and you should ask him. Surely he'll want to help.
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No. 973550 ID: 2aa5f0

I say take shower, get dressed like you're about to do a gig with your band and head on out. And the reason I'm saying put on your band gear is because I'm sure you try and look good while preforming and if the bar you're heading to recognizes you maybe they'll be a little friendly know that you're more or less a regular.

Oh and do you think you'll need your umbrella and shades, especially if this does turn into a walk or a trip at the fair it would really suck for the sun to ruin things but with the dome up you said it wasn't bothering you as much so... think it might be a good idea to bring them just to be safe?
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No. 973552 ID: ba56e6

>>973542
Just got to chill out. This guy wants to break out of his shell, live on the wild side. Take a quick shower and listen to some hard rock to psych yourself up and get in the mood, then get ready and go meet him.
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No. 973553 ID: b1b4f3

Also remember to leave early.
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No. 973554 ID: 62e4df

Most important factors are cleanliness, neatness, and honesty.

Make sure you're clean and well-groomed, but don't change your style. You want to be yourself here. Listen to him on the date, and hope that he'll listen to you. Confidence is good, but lying about who you are isn't. Focus on your positive aspects. Maybe it will go wrong and you will offend him, but the only guarantee of that is if you don't go.

I'm sure the restaurant will be able to cater to Raolme; I'd be more worried about yourself, but you'll never know until you try it.
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No. 973565 ID: 4f51b2

>>973542
Let's take a good shower first.
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No. 973579 ID: 864e49

>>973542
>>973544
Tristan: Try to calm down, fail, panic while taking shower.
Switch POV to Mel.
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No. 973590 ID: 0bc2ca

a shower will help you relax
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No. 973598 ID: 9f00f4

Well, when an ultrasound is given or the right type of sea creatures use their abilities to see into things, there's a feeling to it. The sound produces a physical vibration sensation in the part being scanned. It is an ACTIVE ability where sound has to be overtly emitted! So if you feel a strange tingling/vibration in certain parts of your body that you can't explain otherwise (perhaps because it's outside your normal range of hearing)... it might be a sonar/echolocation scan, maybe? ... Wait, don't those sea creatures use the scans erotically? Man, if he could do that, that would be AWESOME for bedroom stuff!
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No. 973649 ID: 2c5282
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973649

>Switch POV to Mel.
As much as you wish to be someone that has it as easy as Mel has, you can’t. At least, not right now. You’ll simply have to wait for another thread to get his point of view.

>Confidence is good, but lying about who you are isn't.
And if you wish you were the lie you keep telling yourself? After all, you are a confident, handsome dude that takes no shit… and… you’re cute?
>You're overthinking it. Take a moment to calm down.
That’s right, you need to stop thinking about this shit to deeply and focus on the now instead. You might be a fuckup later, but right now you aren’t.
>You've already secured a date! That's more than some can even hope for. Your date wants to meet you, so in a way, you're already desirable and doing things right.
You’ve always found it rather easy to secure dates, the problem is actually getting through them. Usually you do something to fuck everything up… but just as often it’s already gone to crap because they expected someone else… either in your personality or your looks.

>Zstolt wants someone to talk to as an equal.
Which is the problem. He wants someone who is his equal…
>This guy wants to break out of his shell, live on the wild side.
Now that is something you might just be able to help him with. After all, you’ve always been bloody wild.
>if the bar you're heading to recognizes you maybe they'll be a little friendly know that you're more or less a regular.
Which is part why you suggested that place in particular. You know the fuckers that work there… well, some of them… but most importantly the bouncer.

>Most important factors are cleanliness, neatness, and honesty.
Cleanliness is freaking easy, neatness in your surroundings isn’t your thing most of the time but you usually keep yourself neat at the very least. As for honesty… well…
>A shower will help you relax.
A cold shower does soothe the soul as well as cleans it.
>Listen to some hard rock to psych yourself up and get in the mood.
The mood leans more toward Synth Rock, so you put some on while taking that shower.
>Make sure your nails are nice.
You polished them this morning, so they should be nice and soft.
>Brush your teeth.
Which you also did this morning, though it won’t fucking hurt to use some mouth wash. Better to have a minty fresh breath than one that reeks of dead shit.

>Keep the makeup cause he liked it.
He did say he liked it, didn’t he? Though… he had a hard time actually seeing… err… hearing it? Hmm... Will he even notice if you put on a bit of mascara? You usually don’t wear it but…
>Put on a *little* cologne, to play things safe while keeping your routine intact.
Yes, safe… you like safe when it comes to dates… safe is good… as far as you can get from fucking up, really.
>Look up, real quick, if your cologne's type of scent is distasteful to his species.
And you’ve already done your first fuckup by not checking that first! Luckily… or unluckily, you can’t find anything about this particularly scent at all. Of course, you can’t really understand what scents his species find distasteful either, with the exception of the usual things that most people think smells like shit. Well, there were a warning about powerful smells, but that’s about it…

>Get dressed like you're about to do a gig with your band.
You really don’t want to go around in costume all night… not to mention you don’t think Ztolt would appreciate it either. Besides, that thing is a nightmare to get shit out of, so no fucking thanks.
>Clothes... wear something nice, but casual since it's a lunch date and not a dinner date.
Your usual clothes are as casual as you can get, really… though of course you don’t really have any super nice shit to put on in the first place anyway.
>Maybe something a little more feminine than you usually wear, but not enough that people would stare? Whatever makes you feel comfortable with who you are.
Do you even have anything that feminine to wear? You do have some things that are more pink and purple. Yeah, no matter what the other fuckers says, you’ve always been able to rock the pink!

So it’s either that or the clothes you usually wear… or should you hurry and buy something new before the date? Hmm… he was wearing a bowtie in that picture, so maybe he’s expecting a suit? You don’t... do suits very well…


>Let Mel know you're going out.
You can hear him talking to himself in the other room, so you don’t even need to leave the bathroom to speak to him.
:TristanBC: Hey, Mel, what was that about talking to yourself you said earlier?
:MelBC: Huh!? I wasn- I mean, I… err… did… I’m s-sorry.
:TristanBC: No sweat, dude. You do you. Just wanted to say I’m going to bail soon, so lock up if you leave, you dig?
:MelBC: Err… sure… um… good luck?
>No way, it's a simple question about insectivore, and you should ask Mel. Surely he'll want to help.
:MelBC: What? Why would I know about alien diets? I mean… I’m pretty sure crustaceans aren’t insects, Tris? Why don’t you look it up yourself?
:TristanBC: Because I only understand like half the shit that they write in that freaking Archive thing of theirs!
:MelBC: Then ask them about what they eat?
:TristanBC: …I guess that works too? Thanks a bunch, mate.

>No. You're going out for lunch, and if the dish doesn't agree with you, you just move on to another one. He's sensible enough to do the same.
Right. He’s an adult, just like you. You don’t need to worry about him, as he will take care of himself. You need to stop thinking that this is like some badly written dating sim or something!
>I'm sure the restaurant will be able to cater to Raolme; I'd be more worried about yourself, but you'll never know until you try it.
They’ll probably have more food for him than they have for you, seeing as you’re the one they’ll find more alien. After all, you’re in their home, not the other way around. You are the alien… fuck, that’s kind of weird… shit man…
>I'm sure if during your date any sounds were bothering him he'd let you know, same as you'd do if say something with you albinism was bothering you.
Indeed, he is after all a human being who you can talk to and… well, he’s not human, but you get the idea.
>Oh and do you think you'll need your umbrella and shades?
You always have them in your bag, just in case.

>When an ultrasound is given or the right type of sea creatures use their abilities to see into things, there's a feeling to it. So if you feel a strange tingling/vibration in certain parts of your body that you can't explain otherwise it might be a sonar/echolocation scan, maybe?
Hmm… the only thing you experienced when you activated that Sonarsync crap was a weird sound, but that might change when you meet Ztolt in person.
>Wait, don't those sea creatures use the scans erotically? Man, if he could do that, that would be AWESOME for bedroom stuff!
That’s… err… heh, yeah, that would be awesome, wouldn’t it. And weird… but mostly sweet.

>Also remember to leave early.
You still have a full hour, so it’s still a bit too early to be leave early.

Let’s see… calmed the fuck down: Check. Cleaned up: Check. Solved the dress situation… well, you haven’t actually decided yet but… almost check?

Let’s see… what else… is there anything more you need to do before the date? Maybe grab a glass of liquid courage? Or have a quick wank. You’ve heard that supposed to be something you do before a date. Of course, you heard that from a terrible movie, but still… and aren’t you supposed to bring a gift or something? Hmm…
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No. 973653 ID: a38353

Don't bother bringing a gift, it's a bit too early for that kind of thing, you don't even know what kind of stuff he'd like yet.
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No. 973656 ID: 62e4df

Wear what you usually do, wear the make-up, don't worry about a gift right now. The real goal of this will be getting to know each other, so you can get a gift later once you have a better idea what he might like.
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No. 973659 ID: f56a2b

>liquid courage
No, save the social drinking for the date if you're going to.

>quick wank
Don't shoot your load just yet, we're running things tight on energy and drive as it is! We want to go into this with some mana.

>aren't you supposed to bring a gift
Zstolt wants to have a fun and interesting date. Gift giving and making yourself out to not be his equal are exactly how not to go.

Don't make a big deal out of his social status, just treat him as your equal, because in this situation you are: you're looking to get to know each other personally over the course of lunch.
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No. 973660 ID: e19a40


>Zstolt wants someone to talk to as an equal.
>Which is the problem. He wants someone who is his equal…

This is why I didn't vote for him. Guess people wanted bow tie dragon now rather than latter...


>You do have some things that are more pink and purple.
The color doesn't matter, you are dating a blind person.

>you heard that from a terrible movie
That movie suck and the advice was given by someone trying to sabotage the protagonist chances.

>liquid courage?
Didn't you said that you get shitface easily? Drunk people are only fun to hang around when you are also drunk, so don't start before Zstolt.

>supposed to bring a gift
Like flowers? That is pretty gay dude.
You could give him a trinket that serve as a conversation piece. Something like a deck of cards.
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No. 973663 ID: e19a40

>deck of cards
I just realize I made a terrible suggestion. Raolmes either can't see the cards content or can "see" the adversary hand.
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No. 973665 ID: b1b4f3

>>973649
Well, normal clothes are fine for a lunch date too. Just so long as you look good. The color doesn't matter, as someone else said, so... the style and condition is more important. Maybe material as well but we don't know what he likes in that respect.

Mascara could work but it shouldn't matter. He thought you looked really good with just eyeliner on. Leave it off.

Honestly, there's nothing you can do right now that will matter, if your problem is that you do/say something wrong during the date that fucks it up. I wonder though, is that even possible here? You're dating someone from a completely different culture, who won't expect you to know his culture. If you offend him, you can just apologize and find out how to avoid doing so again.
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No. 973674 ID: f3f534

>>973649
If this date goes well, you guys might end up in bed together! Just make sure you guys wear protection so that neither of you end up pregnant!

……what? He's an alien, you don't know how his biology works! It's entirety possible that you could get Zstolt pregnant! Or he could get you pregnant! There's a very real chance that could happen, even though both of you are male!
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No. 973675 ID: b1b4f3

>>973674
That's not how biology works.
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No. 973677 ID: f2320a

>>973675
We never know there are species that BECOME female and pregnant if inseminated or actually carry the females egg inside themself or turns into female and spontaneously self impregnate if left alone long enough and some of those are actual RL animals
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No. 973678 ID: 9f00f4

Even considering that, there's no way they'd be interfertile without MAJOR shenanigans going on. And any civilization that has sufficiently advanced technology to allow for true xenofertility, has trivially managed birth control as a matter of course.
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No. 973679 ID: ba56e6

It's probably too early for gifts, but he's inexperienced at this. If he brings a gift and you don't have one it might seem rude.

Bring a song album, maybe one of yours'? You can play it off as wanting to show off your music if it turns out to be a no gift thing, and see if he can even listen to your music.
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No. 973697 ID: ce39da

>>973679
Yeah, I like the EP idea, but don't reveal it unless A) He also brings a gift, or B) he asks about your music.
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No. 973708 ID: 2c5282
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>Didn't you said that you get shitface easily? Drunk people are only fun to hang around when you are also drunk, so don't start before Zstolt.
Ugh… getting drunk will make you fuck up, yes, but without it you’re going to be a bundle of nerves the whole time…
>Don't shoot your load just yet, we're running things tight on energy and drive as it is! We want to go into this with some mana.
It probably was a horrid advice anyway, from a shitty movie.

>Wear what you usually do.
Actually, just going as yourself is kind of calming in a way.
>The color doesn't matter, you are dating a blind person.
You keep forgetting that he is blind… though, you have to wonder, how much can he actually see? He did see that you were cute, so there’s that, but you don’t really know what he will or won’t notice.
>Mascara could work but it shouldn't matter. He thought you looked really good with just eyeliner on. Leave it off.
So leave it as you usually have it…
>Maybe material matters as well but we don't know what he likes in that respect.
Hmm… material and smell is probably more important to him than color… but you can’t really predict what he will like or not.

>It's probably too early for gifts, but he's inexperienced at this. If he brings a gift and you don't have one it might seem rude.
Which kind of puts you in a bind, doesn’t it? You guess you can get something and only give it if he brings a gift as well? That might work…
>Like flowers? That is pretty gay dude.
You’re going on a date with a man, so it’s as gay as it gets already. Though… aren’t they some kind of reptile? Which means… they don’t have balls… so… your balls can’t touch, thus it is impossible for it to be gay?
>Bring a song album, maybe one of yours'? You can play it off as wanting to show off your music if it turns out to be a no gift thing, and see if he can even listen to your music.
That’s an amazing idea! Not only is it a personal gift, but you can show off your skills to him as well! You just need to remember to play it cool and not force it… as well as hope that he likes the music.

>Honestly, there's nothing you can do right now that will matter, if your problem is that you do/say something wrong during the date that fucks it up.
Being prepared and in the right mindset helps… not to mention going on a date looking like a pile of shit is never endearing… be it intentionally or not. Hmm… better make sure that you haven’t been sitting in anything vile, that has happened once and you’ll make fucking sure it doesn’t again.
>You're dating someone from a completely different culture, who won't expect you to know his culture. If you offend him, you can just apologize and find out how to avoid doing so again.
You can still offend him so massively that he won’t forgive it… or keep offending him some way over and over again… or you can just be bore or a turd or something else he isn’t attractive to… there’s so many ways to fuck up…
>Don't make a big deal out of his social status, just treat him as your equal, because in this situation you are: you're looking to get to know each other personally over the course of lunch.
What even is his social status? Is he a big deal? Oh shit, are you going on a date with some big shot!? What if you’ll need to look out for bodyguards… or paparazzi… or… or mafia goons or… whatever!? Fuck it, Tris, stop it! You’re overthinking this shit again! You’re sure he’ll be just a normal dude with a normal job… that’s still important enough to get titles thrown at him… yeah…

Alright, time to stop fucking around and be awesome! You’re here! You’ll endear! You are probably queer! …and you’re almost a whole ten minutes early, giving you plenty of time to get a table and relax for a bit before Ztolts gets here.
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No. 973709 ID: 2c5282
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973709

Then you get a message from Aliena Affinitas, the dating site the two of you were using… a message containing information that is good to know before you go on a date with a Raolme. Apparently, your species share the same kind of acids, so most food that they serve will be fine for your consummation, though they will mostly only eat insects. It also says that… ah… sexual fluids are fine to be… ingested… so no protection is needed? Though there are a few warnings as well…

Warning: Strong sounds and smells can disorient a Raolme, and is considered very rude.
Warning: Raolme teeth are very sharp. If a bite results in bleeding, seek medical aid immediately.
Warning: Raolme teeth are venomous and while not deadly, even the slightest touch may result in temporary localized paralysis. While not fatal on its own, it might create dangerous situations.
Warning: If you are an insectoid species, please reconsider your dating partners. There have been many cases of accidental ingestion, even in situation where you the insectoid was consider larger than the Raolme.
Warning: Do not tie a Raolme into a knot. They do not like it.

Oh right. You were so busy being a sad piece of shit that you forget to fucking read up on his species. But you still have a few minutes, so you’re sure you can look it up real quick… at least the important stuff. Let’s see… they are blind… have really good smell… navigates through echolocation? Huh… cool… hmm… walks on all fours… their bones are malleable? What does that even mean? They can grow, extend and retract bone structures at will? They can move all their internal organs? What? The? Fuck? What have you gotten yourself into?

>If this date goes well, you guys might end up in bed together! Just make sure you guys wear protection so that neither of you end up pregnant!
…how would that even… you know what, they are already weird as hell, so you better make sure… no, they can’t make others butt pregnant, thank god. So that’s something at least that you won’t need to worry about.
>He's an alien, you don't know how his biology works! It's entirety possible that you could get Zstolt pregnant! Or he could get you pregnant! There's a very real chance that could happen, even though both of you are male!
According to this archive thing the aliens got, then fuck no, that won’t happen. Their baby making ways are surprisingly similar to your own, in that the dude blow a load into the girl and then a baby happens…

A weird clicking sounds next to you brings you out of your daydreaming about weird alien pregnancies. It’s the same sound you heard when you took that sonar picture, in fact. Looking down, you find who you can only assume is Sir Ztolt standing right next to you, looking… you think he’s a bit lost? You’re not sure… you can’t really read aliens that well yet.

:ZtoltBC: May I have a moment, my fungalniod fellow? I am in search of someone of the Burettian species, so may I ask if you can direct me to one that’s possibly sitting alone, seemingly waiting for someone? As you certainly know, they are a rather new species, so I haven’t had the chance to learn what they smell like yet… not to mention all these people, smells and noises is confusing me a bit… fuck, am I even in the right building?

…and is that a bowler hat?
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No. 973710 ID: a38353

Holy shit i know he said he didn't like being called cute but he is downright adorable.

welp, better let him know he found you.
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No. 973711 ID: b1b4f3

>>973709
I believe the term to describe him is "dapper".
Sounds like he thinks you're a fungoid because of the silhouette of the umbrella. Tell him he's found his date, and put away the umbrella so he can "see" you better.
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No. 973713 ID: f56a2b

Fold your umbrella.

"Funny coincidence, he's looking for you too, mate."
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No. 973714 ID: 62e4df

"Hey, Ztolt? It's me, Tristan. You're looking handsome."

Then find a seat.
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No. 973715 ID: 4854ef

>>973711
Dappadorable.

Well it seems being the being absolutely lost is a universal expression on his species as well. Time to play it cool. Introduce your self.
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No. 973716 ID: ce39da

"Ah- That's me. Is it my parasol that confused you?" Offer to lead him to a quiet corner.
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No. 973718 ID: 36784c

>>973709
>their bones are malleable? What does that even mean?
It means they can bend in lots of ways.

>Ztolt
Tell him that he’s already found his date and introduce yourself to him. You’re gonna have to explain why you have an umbrella to him.

And since he mentioned that he doesn’t know what you smell like, he might try to smell you. If he does, let him and don’t push him away.
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No. 973720 ID: b19e9e

Well tell him that if his name happens to be Ztolt then he has found him.
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No. 973737 ID: a9af05

>>973709
Ask if his name is Ztolt, then confirm your identity to him.
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No. 973741 ID: 736c28

You got got yourself a gentleman. Just look at that hat, is fucking adorable.
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No. 973766 ID: b1b4f3

Oh and do mention your cologne if he's trying to get your scent.
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No. 973780 ID: ba56e6

>>973709
What is your species like anyways, Tristan?

Introduce yourself in person. Apologize if your cologne confused him, in retrospect it was not the best of decisions.
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No. 973913 ID: 2c5282
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>What is your species like anyways, Tristan?
Normal? You walk on two legs, eat most things, fucks most things and shit like you’re supposed to do. It’s kind of hard to explain, actually…
>It means they can bend in lots of ways.
…kinky.

>Holy shit i know he said he didn't like being called cute but he is downright adorable.
Most… resist… urge… to… pet… tiny… mobster…
>I believe the term to describe him is "dapper".
He’s dapper as fuck! It makes you feel massively underdressed, though.
>Dappadorable.
How can he be both cute and stylish at the same time!? That’s not supposed to be allowed!


>Sounds like he thinks you're a fungoid because of the silhouette of the umbrella.
…huh. You guess the umbrella does kind of look like a large mushroom cap?
>"Funny coincidence, he's looking for you too, mate."
:ZtoltBC: He is? Then may I ask that you point me in his direction, ma’am? Wait, did you say mate? Tristan?
:TristanBC: Yes?
:ZtoltBC: …oh. …shit.
>Fold your umbrella.
As you fold up your umbrella and put it back in your bag, you can outright see how the pieces starts falling into place for Ztolt.
:ZtoltBC: …is having an umbrella a fashion choice for your species? Because I am pretty certain it’s not going to rain today.
:TristanBC: I’m sure it’s for some, but I mostly use it to protect myself from the sun.
:ZtoltBC: …your species can’t handle the sun?
:TristanBC: They can. I can’t. I’m an albino, which makes my fur white, eyes red and the sun fucks my shit up if I’m not careful.
:ZtoltBC: Huh… fur of silver, eyes of fire…

>Time to play it cool. Introduce yourself.
:TristanBC: I am Tristan Dowe, usually just Tristan but my friends call me Tris. I would shake your hand but I’m not sure if that’s something your kind does?
:ZtoltBC: Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, yadda yadda and shit, the second… but call me Ztolt. Just Ztolt. And I would entangle my tail with yours but it seems a bit small for that… that is your tail, correct?
:TristanBC: That is indeed my tail, mate.
>And since he mentioned that he doesn’t know what you smell like, he might try to smell you. If he does, let him and don’t push him away.
:ZtoltBC: I have to ask, may I… ah… get your scent?
:TristanBC: Go crazy, Z.
:ZtoltBC:
:TristanBC: That means you may get my scent.
:ZtoltBC: I… assumed as much, but it’s better to be careful.

His snout almost brushes against your waist as he sniffs you… you’re just lucky he’s wasn’t just a bit shorter, or this might have been even more awkward…

>Oh and do mention your cologne if he's trying to get your scent.
:ZtoltBC: So that what that is. It is remarkable similar to the smell of a Mrrgh.
:TristanBC: I’m fucking sorry if it made it a bit confusing for you.
:ZtoltBC: No no, it is fine. It’s just a coincidence… unless you’re trying to smell like a large, walking mushroom?
:TristanBC: Unless they smell freaking sweet, then no, I wasn’t.
:ZtoltBC: Talking of sweet… the smell under it… what is that?
:TristanBC: …you mean my natural smell?
:ZtoltBC: No, something else… it’s a bit fruity? It’s some kind of fruit I’ve never smelled before…
:TristanBC: …you mean my shampoo? It is strawberry scented.
:ZtoltBC: I have no idea what you just said, but it smells lovely.
:TristanBC: I’ll keep that in mind to next time.
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No. 973914 ID: 2c5282
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>You're looking handsome.
:ZtoltBC: Thank you. Sadly, I cannot say the same for you.
:TristanBC: Um…
:ZtoltBC: No, wait, that came out wrong. I cannot say the same for you because I can’t get a good look at you like this. I do like the glasses, though. They make you look sharp.
:TristanBC: And I love your hat, mate. It’s ado- It’s really dapper.
:ZtoltBC: And functional.
:TristanBC: Oh? What does it do? Protect you from the sun as well?
:ZtoltBC: It protects me from unwanted head pats.
:TristanBC: …unwanted pats?
:ZtoltBC: You’d be fucking surprised how often aliens likes to pat us on the head for some reason… so wearing a hat protect me from that.
:TristanBC: …heh, a likely story. That thing clearly doesn’t protect you from snout pats, which would probably increase thanks to how ad- how dapper that hat makes you look.
:ZtoltBC: *Snrk* Alright, yes, I’m kidding. No, it’s my teeth that protects me from those head pats.
:TristanBC: Teeth?
:ZtoltBC: I might bite the hand that pet me?
:TristanBC: By the eternal darkness, remind me to ask for permission before I try to pat you.
:ZtoltBC: Ha!

Ztolt snout widens into a large grin filled with wicked teeth, a grin that’s just slightly too big… it’s a good thing you resisted the urge to pet him earlier…

:ZtoltBC: It’s the endless dark… and please, you don’t need use our phrases and words. I rather listen to the shit you say in your own tongue.
:TristanBC: Noted… though I just assumed that you were doing too same with me, what with the sudden swearing.
:ZtoltBC: Swearing? No, swearing is kind of a universal language…or at least it’s easily translated between species. No, I don’t swear for your sake, but my own. Though I admit I might be trying to learn a few new phrases from you. It’s just… when I am with my usual circles of associates and family, I’m forced to be all prim and proper.
:TristanBC: While with me you can let lose a bit and talk shit?
:ZtoltBC: It’s a little freedom, but a nice one, to be able to say that they are all fucking… um…
:TristanBC: Wankers?
:ZtoltBC: I’m sure that sounds better in your langue, but yes, they are all boring fucking masturbaters.
:TristanBC: Well, fuck ‘em. Now, let’s forget about those bollocks and have some freaking fun!
:ZtoltBC: Heh… yes, let’s…

>Offer to lead him to a quiet corner.
:ZtoltBC: A quiet corner does sound, as you put it, fucking sweet.
:TristanBC: There is one right over there… err… I me-
:ZtoltBC: I heard where you pointed, do not worry. Now, have you already decided what to order?
:TristanBC: Honestly, I’m still a bit unsure what’s what on the menus you guys have here. I’ve found something that’s burger like and I’ve been sticking to that so far, so…
:ZtoltBC: I have prepared by looking up the menu and I found something that sounded rather delightful. Only problem is that it’s a bit heavy for lunch, so I was going to ask if you wished to share it with me?
:TristanBC: Well…
:ZtoltBC: Wait, your kind do eat live insects, correct? It said you were omnivores, which includes insects and shit, correct?
:TristanBC: Err… live ones?
:ZtoltBC: Also, I must ask, are you well, Tris?
:TristanBC: Huh? Why do you ask?
:ZtoltBC: Because your heart beat keeps going up and down quite a bit. It’s honestly a bit distracting.
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No. 973919 ID: 9f00f4

There are some cultures back home that sometimes eat live animals, but I'm not from one of them. We mostly prefer food to be cooked by heat or chemically. It helps ease digestion, you see.
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No. 973921 ID: a38353

We certainly could eat insects...probably, but live might be a bit much.
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No. 973924 ID: b1b4f3

>>973914
Tell him you're a bit nervous, and worried about saying the wrong thing. I guess playing it cool doesn't work when he can hear your heartbeat.

A live insect... uh, normally you don't eat things alive. Generally it's cooked, but there are certain dishes where something is raw but still fresh so as to keep it from being contaminated. On the other hand there are some dishes which could be considered spoiled from an outside perspective, like cheese, and of course alcoholic beverages.
As for whether or not to eat the bug... well, so long as it doesn't move while you're eating it? Killing it right beforehand should be fine.
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No. 973925 ID: e19a40

>Emotional rollercoaster
This is just something my hearth do. Is this too different from other species you've met?
I could try to get more zen but it would take weeks of practice.

>eat live insects
It's a bad idea, but I'm open to new experiences.
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No. 973929 ID: a38353

Assuming we don't have a heart condition we don't know about which is...possible but really unlikely, the heartbeat stuff is probably just nerves.
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No. 973935 ID: f8fa51

I guess we can, physiologically, but it's not usually considered normal. I've never really tried it, but I have to admit it doesn't sound particularly appealing. But I guess I can try it and order something else if it doesn't work out?
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No. 973936 ID: ce39da

"Wait, are we going to be biting into the same thing? I know it isn't direct biting, but would it be safe to eat something your teeth touched? Would cutting this big bug in half first ruin it or something?"
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No. 973988 ID: ba56e6

>>973914
Your species easily goes into states of excitement, which is why your heartbeat keeps speeding up. It means that you're enjoying his company.

As for live insects, well... you would rather eat your portion dead and cooked. But if they're able to do half and half that, you're willing to give it a try.
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No. 974016 ID: 2c5282
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974016

>Tell him you're a bit nervous, and worried about saying the wrong thing.
:ZtoltBC: And that makes your heart beat faster? Hmm… interesting.
:TristanBC: Is this too different from other species you've met?
:ZtoltBC: Considering most species doesn’t have one large muscle pumping blood around their whole body, then yes, it is a bit odd.
:TristanBC: You don’t have a heart?
:ZtoltBC: I have a lot of muscles to pump my blood around instead of just having one large fucker in the middle of my chest.
:TristanBC: So you’re practically heartless?
:ZtoltBC: *snrk* While my family is known for that, I like to think that I’m a bit different. Always have been more like gran gran than anyone else after all…
:TristanBC: I’m sure you have ten thousand hearts of gold in you.
:ZtoltBC: And you have a singular, huge one. Heh… must suck to go through heartbreak with that thing.
:TristanBC: Better one large heartbreak than a thousand small ones.
:ZtoltBC: Mmm… maybe you’re right… though it’s more like a hundred, but I digress…
>It means that you're enjoying his company.
:ZtoltBC: And I do enjoy yours as well, even if we haven’t spent that much time together. Don’t have a humongous fucking heart to show it off, though.
:TristanBC: Hey, no sweat. I got other ways to see if you’re having a good time, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Oh… really?
:TristanBC: For example, you scratch the shit out of the ground with your right hind leg every time I make you smile.
:ZtoltBC: I do? I… I haven’t actually notice that I do that…
>I guess playing it cool doesn't work when he can hear your heartbeat.
:ZtoltBC: Actually, I am quite impressed. That’s one of the reasons why I was so confused at first, as nervous people usually show it off in other ways.
:TristanBC: I guess it something you learn being part of a band. Can’t show people how nervous you are when you’re on stage, eh?
:ZtoltBC: I’d love to hear more about this band of yours, but that can wait until later. Right now we should focus on the food, as I’m fucking starving. So what do you say, Tris, share a meal?

>I've never really tried it, but I have to admit it doesn't sound particularly appealing.
:ZtoltBC: It doesn’t?
:TristanBC: We can eat insects, sure, but we usually don’t?
:ZtoltBC: Ah… I see…
>We mostly prefer food to be cooked by heat or chemically. It helps ease digestion, you see.
:ZtoltBC: Then the dish I had in mind might not be the most ideal one.
:TristanBC: I rather eat my portion dead and cooked so… unless you’re able to do a half and half…
:ZtoltBC: How do you half kill, half cooks something?
:TristanBC: Eh… necromancy?
:ZtoltBC: ...wait, you’re telling me that they have a level 5 [Translation Not Found!] with the spell [TNF!] just waiting in the kitchen in case someone wanted to [TNF!] and [TNF!] with their [TNF!]?
:TristanBC: Half of that didn’t translate well, but I’m guessing it was a roleplaying reference to fucking D&D or some such?
:ZtoltBC: It was indeed a nerd joke, yes… though it’s not from the game you mentioned… which translated to “Dinner and Dick”, which I’m pretty sure isn’t right?
:TristanBC: Err… no… no it is not…
:ZtoltBC: Maybe we can play a game of it sometime in the future? The tabletop game, not the freaking dinner and dick part. Geez…
:TristanBC: I guess that might be fun, yeah.

>Wait, are we going to be biting into the same thing?
:ZtoltBC: …no? We have utensils, don’t we? Which usually includes a knife?
>Would it be safe to eat something your teeth touched?
:ZtoltBC: I do not believe my venom have any effect if ingested, nor do I believe it will stay active for very long inside something I bite.
:TristanBC: That’s good to hear. Would suck if I poisoned myself by sharing a cupcake or something with you.
:ZtoltBC: Not that my venom is dangerous to your kind. If I understand it correctly, if I bit your hand it would only paralyze your hand for a little while and nothing more. Oh, and apparently it gives off a warm, pleasant feeling as well.
:TristanBC: Aw man, and here I was hoping to trip some balls…
:ZtoltBC: Heh, sorry man, but you need more powerful stuff for that.
>Well, so long as it doesn't move while you're eating it?
:ZtoltBC: You know, maybe I should order something else?
:TristanBC: That might be a good idea, yeah. Oh! How about this, we both order something individually and then we can share the shit between us? That way we can both get a taste of what the other like, eh?
:ZtoltBC: That does sound like a good idea, as long as you order something I can actually digest.
:TristanBC: Well… it says the burger has a Raolme option, so I guess that might work?
:ZtoltBC: Whatever you just said didn’t translate, but if it has a Raolme option, then it’s fine.
:TristanBC: Then let’s order!

It doesn’t take long after finding that quiet corner you promised him before a waiter approached the two of you. While ordering you make sure to specify that you want the Raolme option while Ztolt make sure that you can actually consume what he is ordering, which you can. Then the waiter scurries off, leaving the two of you alone again as well as leaving two tall glasses of… something drinkable that Ztolt ordered?

:ZtoltBC: Oh, yes, I almost forgot! I… um… got you something?
:TristanBC: Oh?
:ZtoltBC: Well… see… funny story… I was kind of in a hurry and… um...
:TristanBC: …and you… forgot something?
:ZtoltBC: I kind of forgot for a second that you weren’t a Raolme? A bit silly, yes?
:TristanBC: So, you got me a…?
:ZtoltBC: I got you some flowers?
:TristanBC: Flowers? Wait… aren’t those just… herbs?
:ZtoltBC: Herb flowers, yes! They… smell really good? There’s [TNF!], [TNF!] and [TNF!] as well as this new thing they have that I really liked called basilica. So yes, I… got you some herbs?
:TristanBC: …can’t say I’ve ever gotten a bouquet of herbs before.
:ZtoltBC: As I said, I was kind of going on auto pilot and… as this is my first date with an alien so… I’m sorry, I fucked up a bit?
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No. 974017 ID: b1b4f3

>>974016
Hmm, they look kindof nice anyway. Take a sniff, see how they smell.

Good thing you have that album ready! Tell him you weren't sure if there was going to be a gift exchange but you brought something just in case.
Ask what kind of music he likes!
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No. 974018 ID: 9f00f4

Don't worry! I enjoy a good potpourri! It's very thoughtful of you. Just because my species uses sight to navigate doesn't mean we don't like a pleasant scent!
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No. 974019 ID: f56a2b

>>974016
No, this is a fine gift. Normally, we go in for flowers for their colors, and herbs of all sorts are used for food... if that's basil in the bouquet, there'll be at least one familiar scent there!
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No. 974020 ID: 2aa5f0

>I’m sorry, I fucked up a bit?

tell him not to worry about it. It's the first date where neither of you really know the other all the well yet. Flowers, or herbs, are a good safe gift when you're not too sure what the other person likes. Guess this would also be a good time to give him a copy of one of your band cds/mp3/whatever you burned the damn thing onto. If he asked why you gave him a copy of our songs just tell him that you also felt that music was also a good safe choice and that you gave him some of your band's songs because you kinda wanted to make sure that none of the interments or anything that you guys play would be considered harmful or painful to his species. Would kinda make for a shitty night if you tried to be cute and play a song for him only to THEN find out that your instrument of choice hurts him.
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No. 974021 ID: ce39da

"I hope they're safe; better to double-check with a bouquet made entirely out of stuff that 'fails to translate.' I do look forward to the smell if it's safe, though, if your own tastes are at all consistent."
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No. 974023 ID: f8fa51

"That's actually really fucking romantic, mate. It's a bit unconventional, but I have a feeling this relationship is going to be a whole lot of that so it's actually kind of poetic in a way. Besides, they look nice, let's see how they fucking smell, yeah?"

"Actually, I got you something too. I didn't know if gifts were expected on the first date, so I was playing it safe. I brought you some of my band's music, maybe you could listen to it a bit later?"

Now that the food's been ordered, it's time to make small talk. He mentioned tabletop games, is that something he's done before?
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No. 974026 ID: a38353

pretty sure the one that actually translated is basil, so hey maybe we can cook with these at some point. it's a nice gift, and since he gave us one i suppose lets give him our music CD.
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No. 974033 ID: a9af05

>>974016
Tell him that you're impressed with how he can hear your heartbeat. You've got these really big ears (grab and wiggle them so he knows where they are on your body) and you can't hear something like that!

Then crack a joke on what he would've been sniffing if he was just a little shorter!

>Gift
Tell him not to worry about it and give him his gift. Tell him you also went on auto pilot as this is also your first date with an alien and you kinda forgot that he's got sensitive hearing, so you're not sure if your music will give him a headache if he listens to it. You're also not sure if he has a way to listen to the CD, since he might not own the device necessary to play it.

Looks like you're the one that might've fucked up a bit.
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No. 974035 ID: e19a40

>Flowers
Gaaaayyyy!

Thank him for the gift and offer him the music record.

>Dinner and Dick
That is a very topical mistranslation. What other weird therms does this program come up with if you two start to recite abbreviations and acronyms to each other?
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No. 974044 ID: ba56e6

>>974016
It seems like Tris would be good at poker. He's got a good poker face and can pick out peoples' tells, even in aliens.

Thank him for the bouquet and take a smell of it. Now would be the time to reveal that album. Tell him you wanted to see if he likes or can even listen to your music. In case you ever invite him to a concert or something.
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No. 974179 ID: 2c5282
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974179

>It seems like Tris would be good at poker. He's got a good poker face and can pick out peoples' tells, even in aliens.
There’s a reason why your band doesn’t play poker with you anymore…
>Gaaaayyyy!
You’re having lunch with a man that you hope will mount you tonight, so yes, it is super gay.
>Pretty sure the one that actually translated is basil.
It looks like basil, it smell like basil, it probably taste like basil. It is basil. You’re pretty sure Ztolt just remembered the name wrong… or someone actually mistranslated it into basilica?


>No, this is a fine gift.
:TristanBC: It’s actually really fucking romantic, mate.
:ZtoltBC: …you think?
:TristanBC: It's a bit unconventional for my species, but seeing as we’re different species there’s going to be a lot of that shit, isn’t it? It’s kind of poetic in that way, as it really symbolize how our relationship is probably going to be.
:ZtoltBC: Relationship? That’s a bit… premature… but yes, this date will be a bit unconventional. Though, as much as I’d like to take credit for all that poetic stuff, I just bought them because they smelled freaking nice.
:TristanBC: And that’s fine as well.
>It's the first date where neither of you really know the other all the well yet.
:ZtoltBC: Nor does it seem like we know each other’s species very well either… this will be intriguing, if nothing else…

>Take a sniff, see how they smell.
:TristanBC: Ugh!
:ZtoltBC: Huh!? You don’t like them?
:TristanBC: No, it’s just… *huff*… I didn’t expect them to have that strong of a scent! That, and they are kind of… jumbled together…
:ZtoltBC: Can’t that cute little snout of yours extract the fragrances one by one?
:TristanBC: …um… no?
:ZtoltBC: …well, fuck. I’ll make sure it isn’t such strong fragrances next time, then…

>Just because my species uses sight to navigate doesn't mean we don't like a pleasant scent!
:ZtoltBC: With a cute snout like yours, that’s not surprising, Tris.
>Hey maybe we can cook with these at some point.
:TristanBC: …or is that considered rude?
:ZtoltBC: It’s consider rude not to use a gift and throw it away. Eating it is one way to use it.
:TristanBC: Then I’m looking forward to see what these taste like.
>Normally, we go in for flowers for their colors.
:ZtoltBC: I can’t really comment on that, because… obvious reasons.
:TristanBC: I’d gathered that your kind isn’t very well versed in color theory, no.
:ZtoltBC: Just as I’m sure you aren’t well versed in the ways of sonar sight.
:TristanBC: I can’t say I’ve ever used it, no.
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No. 974180 ID: 2c5282
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974180

>Good thing you have that album ready!
:TristanBC: Actually, I got you something too. I didn't know if gifts were expected on the first date, so I was playing it safe. I brought you some of my band's music, maybe you could listen to it a bit later?
:ZtoltBC: You brought your own music? I… I’d love to hear it. This is an amazing gift! I’m actually feeling a bit… cheap bringing some herbs I bought on the way now.
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sweat it, mate. I still loved them.
:ZtoltBC: Though… I have to ask… what is this large plastic square?
:TristanBC: …oh, right, you can’t actually… um… see the custom cd case, can you? The music is on one of those sticks that fits one your data pads inside, but… yeah… the case…
>Looks like you're the one that might've fucked up a bit.
:ZtoltBC: Heh…
:TristanBC: Hmm?
:ZtoltBC: You know, it’s feel fucking amazing to hear someone actually admitting that they might have made a mistake, even if it is such a minor one that it doesn’t even matter in the end.
:TristanBC: Oh? So, you’re used to people making excuses… or are they playing the blame game?
:ZtoltBC: Both. It’s get very tiring after a while, really…
:TristanBC: Then that’s when you start confessing to things as soon as you can! Even things you didn’t do!
:ZtoltBC: And get punished for it?
:TristanBC: Or they’ll figure out what you’re doing and stop believing you, even when you admit something you actually did! …or they’ll just use you as a scapegoat, either way the excuses are gone.
:ZtoltBC: That’s a horrible idea that will definitely backfire. I fucking love it!
>Tell him you wanted to see if he likes or can even listen to your music. In case you ever invite him to a concert or something.
:ZtoltBC: I will give it a listen when I have the chance and get back to you on that. That I promise you.


>Now that the food's been ordered, it's time to make small talk.
Indeed it is… but where do you start? Doesn’t really matter, because as long as you stay away from the weather you’ll be fine…

>Ask what kind of music he likes!
:ZtoltBC: In the presence of others, I’d like to listen to the new classical Raolme river styled orchestras, but when I’m alone I fucking love the harder, more raw stuff that has come out of the endless darkness. How about you? What does that band of yours play?
:TristanBC: I’d like to think that I’m part of an intergalactic synth pop electro-funk band from outer space.
:ZtoltBC: …now I’m definitely need to listen to your music, just to figure out what the hell you meant by that.
:TristanBC: Though I also like most kinds of Rock.
:ZtoltBC: …you listen to stones?
:TristanBC: ...it’s not someone banging stones together, no.
:ZtoltBC: Then why is it called stones?
:TristanBC: Because… err… it’s hard? I guess? I’m not sure?
>Tell him that you're impressed with how he can hear your heartbeat.
:ZtoltBC: Is it? You’d think that people would assume that someone without eyes would have good hearing.
:TristanBC: It’s still freaking impressive, mate.
:ZtoltBC: But you haven’t even experienced our smell, mate.
:TristanBC: Oh? And how good is it?
:ZtoltBC: The last person you sat next to was wearing something that was… colored green?
:TristanBC: Err… Mel did have a green vest on him… how the fuck did you…?
:ZtoltBC: It’s the dye, I recognize it.
>You've got these really big ears (grab and wiggle them so he knows where they are on your body) and you can't hear something like that!
:ZtoltBC: Yes, I do know you have very big ears already, they are not very hard to hear, and yes, they are very cute.
:TristanBC: You really do think I’m a cutie, don’t you?
:ZtoltBC: You are the biggest fucking cutie, Tristan, you just have to accept that.
:TristanBC: And you’re both very handsome and dapper yourself, Ztolt.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… thanks…
:TristanBC: And adorable.
:ZtoltBC: …hmpf… do you really find me that-
:TristanBC: Dappadorable.
:ZtoltBC: …heh, I can accept that.


>He mentioned tabletop games, is that something he's done before?
:ZtoltBC: I have been in a few games, yes, but it isn’t something that I’m too invested in.
:TristanBC: My roommate Mel did mention he was trying to form a group with us Burettian’s that’s moved here, but I don’t think anything came out if it. Mostly because I don’t think he actually got the courage to try. I had this idea for a bard and everything…
:ZtoltBC: A what?
:TristanBC: A charismatic music player.
:ZtoltBC: So, yourself then? Heh…
:TristanBC: Oh, like you haven’t played a… snazzy thief or something.
:ZtoltBC: A snazzy [TNF!], actually. As in, someone that’s under contract by a higher being in trade for more power.
:TristanBC: So… a warlock?
:ZtoltBC: Whatever you just said is probably correct, yes.
>Then crack a joke on what he would've been sniffing if he was just a little shorter!
:ZtoltBC: Wait, your stuff is right there?
:TristanBC: Yes?
:ZtoltBC: I mean… it wasn’t like they were hanging out or… anything…
:TristanBC: While my pants where in the way, my junk isn’t internal, mate.
:ZtoltBC: It isn’t!? But how… does… y-you know w-what, let’s shelf this c-conversation until we’ve gotten a few drinks in us later.
:TristanBC: I’ll make sure we remember it later then.
>That is a very topical mistranslation. What other weird terms does this program come up with if you two start to recite abbreviations and acronyms to each other?
:ZtoltBC: That also sounds like something we should do after a few drinks in a less classy place.
:TristanBC: It does sound a bit more fun with a bit of alcohol in us, yeah.
:ZtoltBC: So let’s shelf it as well then… though that shelf is getting a bit full of shit by this point, heh.
:TristanBC: Hey, better have it full then empty later, you hear?

:ZtoltBC: So…
:TristanBC: Well…
:ZtoltBC:
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: …about this weather we’re having?
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No. 974181 ID: 9f00f4

"Rock and Roll" was the genre that evolved into the musical genre "Rock". The translator missed that in my language, 'to rock' and 'a rock' are homonyms. Anyway, like many genres of popular music, such as Jazz (from "Jasm", meaning vitality, related to the word 'jism', for semen), it's name originated as a euphemism for something to do with sex. If you are 'rocking and rolling', what are you doing, after all?
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No. 974182 ID: a38353

well, time to get to know him i suppose?
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No. 974183 ID: 4854ef

Do not let it get this awkward! The situation must not spiral into boredom. Talk about yourself a little, he mentioned fur of silver, eyes of fire when you spoke of being an albino earlier. Maybe you could get him to elaborate a bit? That's a bit surprisingly poetic and all.
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No. 974188 ID: a38353

Yeah find out about the "fur of silver, eyes of fire" it sounded interesting.
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No. 974195 ID: b1b4f3

>>974180
So what does he do for a living? Sounds like he's got a family full of politicians, but does he work for them too?
Try sniffing the herbs individually, at more of a distance maybe.

Ask him if it's always herbs or music for gifts. Does he like tactile gifts? Or taste samples?
Oh, speaking of taste, what's his favorite food?
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No. 974198 ID: e19a40

Since he mention the weather you may comment on how the climate here is less harsh on you than on your homeplanet.

Didn't you take a shower after talking with Mel? The green dye stuck with you since than?

Ask him if he can eat crustaceans or if cooking is out of question. There is a very exotic dish from your planet that consist of a live lobster.

Insects must be a very varied diet, specially if he can eat species from other planets. Ask if he tasted some from where you come from. I'm curious about what he would think of bees.
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No. 974199 ID: b1b4f3

There are some insects that are commonly eaten on Earth. Crickets and mealworms mainly.
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No. 974200 ID: 9f00f4

Typically those cultures that traditionally eat live animals on my homeworld are ones that eat sea creatures. The closest I know of to insects served like that is usually shrimp, a very small, many-legged crustacean, which when served live, are served drunk so they squirm less. Can you eat shrimp, whether live, raw, cooked with heat, or cooked with citric acid? I don't know how to look this species-specific stuff up.
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No. 974206 ID: ce39da

"So, that name, huh? As stupidly long as it is, it's still gotta mean something, right? They can't have just been piling made-up nonsense noises together to sound long for its own sake. Mind sharing as long as it's not too boring? Gotta be more riveting than the fucking weather, anyway."

It could be a boring tangent, but also a somewhat "safe" way of pressing on the Xai part of his name in particular without being oddly specific about it. He doesn't even have to get too far into his titles to answer our real question; he could cut it short after explaining "Xai" for all we care about it.

>>974183
>>974188
That was probably because his species can only think about visual colors by analogy.
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No. 974218 ID: 2aa5f0

> …about this weather we’re having?
actually that reminds me, does he know anything about the dome the city is in? You said that the dome seem to make it so you don't need your umbrella as much so maybe asking if the dome is doing anything to the suns rays might let you figure out if you need the umbrella still or if it won't be as necessary anymore while you're here.
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No. 974231 ID: 5413b0

>…about this weather we’re having?
A little too late for that don't you think?
You have no idea how anxious i was before coming here. Now i actually feel a little more relaxed. You should relax too. Let's talk about ourselves a little. So, who starts?
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No. 974236 ID: a9af05

>>974180
Hey, look at that. He's using one of his feet to hold his drink. Isn't that neat?

>…about this weather we’re having?
Make a joke about how it's funny that talking about the weather is a universal awkward conversation topic, since that also happens on your planet.
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No. 974252 ID: ba56e6

These big ears do have good hearing. The thing is that they don't have such PRECISE hearing as he does. You can hear things from further away because they're shaped like little satellite dishes, basically.
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No. 974317 ID: 2c5282
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>Do not let it get this awkward! The situation must not spiral into boredom.
While being able to be silent with each other at times is a good thing, it’s still a bit too early for that, yeah. Let’s fill this silence with… something… fucking anything, really.
>Didn't you take a shower after talking with Mel? The green dye stuck with you since then?
While you did indeed shower, change clothes and put on some cologne, you’re still wearing the same leather jacket you wore when you pulled him into a bro hug earlier. That’s probably where the smell is.
>Try sniffing the herbs individually, at more of a distance maybe.
You’ll need to pick a few leaves from them, maybe…
>Hey, look at that. He's using one of his feet to hold his drink. Isn't that neat?
…wait, isn’t his body going in the other direction, though? How is he bending? …you’ll need to resist the urge to look under the table to see how he’s actually sitting… for now, at least…


>Make a joke about how it's funny that talking about the weather is a universal awkward conversation topic, since that also happens on your planet.
:ZtoltBC: Is it really that bad? I mean… fuck, I know it was getting a bit awkward and that I’m a bit of a stranger when it comes to a date like this, but… um…
:TristanBC: Hey, you know the rules and so do I, mate. Weather is the last thing you bring up after you’ve given up on all the other shit.
:ZtoltBC: Then let’s not get our cocks knotted before we even started and talk about something else… like… err… how is the weather on your… home… planet?
:TristanBC: Geez…
>Since he mentioned the weather you may comment on how the climate here is less harsh on you than on your home planet.
:ZtoltBC: Not surprising, considering this place have an artificial climate.
:TristanBC: About that…
>Does he know anything about the dome the city is in?
:ZtoltBC: It’s because this colony is built on an unterraformed planet. The wildlife and climate outside the domes is what was originally here before we came, and while most species can function fine out there, it isn’t really a good climate for cities to be in. There are a lot of thunderstorms and rain, if I remember correctly, and something about a very harsh monsoon?
:TristanBC: So you guys just plopped a fucking dome down and built a city under it!?
:ZtoltBC: Well, several domes, but that shit worked, didn’t it?
:TristanBC: I mean… I guess the dome does make things easier for me…

>So, that name, huh? As stupidly long as it is, it's still gotta mean something, right?
:ZtoltBC: My name? Is it really that interesting?
:TristanBC: Gotta be more riveting than the fucking weather, mate.
:ZtoltBC: I guess it is. Very well, my full name is Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second, which the short version means “Ztolt of a family who loves gives shitty titles for everything to make themselves sound fucking important”.
:TristanBC: Heh… and the long version? I still don’t know what any of those titles means.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… Sir is supposed to be given to someone who has done something… noble…
:TristanBC: That does kind of sound like being knighted in my culture. You also become a sir then.
:ZtoltBC: That does sound about the same, yes, though the main difference is that I haven’t fucking done anything yet. I’ve just been flopping around in the endless dark without a clue and that’s it!
:TristanBC: And the tol xi thing?
:ZtoltBC: Tol Xai. Ztolteskanx of the family Xai. Then it says that I’m the minor duke of some river called the Ankh, back on my home planet, though really I just own something like 4 centimeters of it or something like that.
:TristanBC: Geez… that sounds like just buying cheap land somewhere just so you can say that you’re a land owner…
:ZtoltBC: That’s exactly how it is! That thing has been in our family for generations and it just gets smaller and smaller for each clutch that grows up!
:TristanBC: Hmm… and what is this Etrall? I’ve heard that name before…
:ZtoltBC: Etrall is the planet we’re on right now. Metre of Etrall just says that I have a vote in matters concerning Etrall… which doesn’t really mean anything as this is a freaking democracy!
:TristanBC: And zartel?
:ZtoltBC: Est de zartel o Xaito. “Twice removed blood son of the Xai family”. That’s just my… “rank” in the hierarchy that my family have… and it basically means that I have no say about anything. How about you, what does your name mean? Tristan… Dowe, was it?
:TristanBC: It means exactly that. I’m Tristan from the Dowe family.
:ZtoltBC: And your family, who are they?
:TristanBC: Oh, they are just a bunch of jerk wads, nothing more.
:ZtoltBC: They can’t be that bad, Tris. I mean, I got a ton of experience with fucking bores of a-
:TristanBC: They disavowed me because I liked the wrong people, dressed the wrong way and… acted wrong…
:ZtoltBC: Oh… OH! …that’s… sorry…
:TristanBC: No sweat, mate, that’s old history, you dig? How about you? It sounds like your family is full of politicians?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, they wish. Nah, they are just… what was it you said earlier? A bunch of masturbators?
:TristanBC: Wankers, but continue…
:ZtoltBC: My family just own a lot of land and businesses here on this colony, which I might remind you is a small, inconsequential place in the ass end of nowhere. So we’re just a large insect in a shallow river, really. Though going by my family usual foolishness they do try to pretend that they are the biggest bitches of the galaxy. Giving each other all kind of shit titles and… ah… you know what, I vote that we forget about families completely for tonight and focus on us instead, agreed?
:TristanBC: Agreed. Though… before that, I have to ask… what do you do for a living anyway? You do work for your family, yeah?
:ZtoltBC: They forced me to get an education in economics, so I mostly just make sure the numbers are correct in a bunch of businesses we own. How about you? You’re in a band, correct?
:TristanBC: That’s the main fucking source of income right now, yeah, but I’ll probably need to find a proper job if we can’t land more gigs.
:ZtoltBC: Have you thought about educating yourself further?
:TristanBC: Maybe… I’ve heard some good things about your education here, but I’ve always been shit at learning stuff.

>Ask him if it's always herbs or music for gifts. Does he like tactile gifts? Or taste samples?
:ZtoltBC: I do love getting chocolate covered insects. But I do love the music you gave me. A personal gift is always better than some expensive shit you bought at some store.
:TristanBC: Glad you liked it.
:ZtoltBC: And how about you? I’m guessing you like getting music as well, considering those large ears your species have.
:TristanBC: They do let me hear a lot, yeah, though I usually prefer making my own music.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… by banging rocks together, eh?
:TristanBC: Actually, thinking about it, I’m pretty sure it’s “to rock” and not the object rock.
:ZtoltBC: So… you make music by… rocking back and forth?
:TristanBC: In a bed, yeah.
:ZtoltBC: …heh, alright, I think I get it. It’s the lewd kind of rock.

>He mentioned fur of silver, eyes of fire when you spoke of being an albino earlier. Maybe you could get him to elaborate a bit? That's a bit surprisingly poetic and all.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Oh, that’s just from an old poem I’ve read back in school.
:TristanBC: A poem? Really?
:ZtoltBC: It’s from right after our first contact with the Xot, who liked to describe themselves as having eyes of fires. Though it was about silver colored scales and not fur.
:TristanBC: And I reminded you of it?
:ZtoltBC: It’s just easier for us to have an analogy for colors and the like. So it is easier for me to imagine that your eyes are as hot as fire and your fur is cold as silver than thinking that you’re simply red and white.
:TristanBC: Heh, you’re making me sound fucking badass, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Well, you kind of are, mate.
>What's his favorite food?
:ZtoltBC: It’s [TNF!], which is a large, nearly person sized insect called [TNF!] that’s been marinated in [TNF!] and [TNF!] for about a day before you eat it. How about you, what do you like?
:TristanBC: Um… I’m not sure… pizza, I guess? It’s a-
:ZtoltBC: Oh, yeah, we have pizza.
:TristanBC: You do?
:ZtoltBC: Pizza is some kind of constant through the whole fucking universe. Every species have invented it in some form or another, making it a factor that bring us all together somehow.
:TristanBC: …are you serious?
:ZtoltBC: Of course! You can’t joke about pizza!
:TristanBC: …I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not…
>Ask him if he can eat crustaceans or if cooking is out of question.
:ZtoltBC: We do cook our food most of the time and while we do have several water based insects back home, I have no idea if your shelled fish is included with those.
>Insects must be a very varied diet, especially if he can eat species from other planets. Ask if he tasted some from where you come from.
:ZtoltBC: We haven’t had the chance to import any from your planet yet, sadly… though I’ve heard that they aren’t very big, are they?
:TristanBC: Most of them are rather small, yeah…
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… well… I gue- Oh! The food is here!

:NonNH: Here you go, gentlemen. One boiled [TNF!] and one bug burgare.
:TristanBC: I’m pretty sure it’s just burger…
:NonNH: No, sir, it clearly says burgare here.
:ZtoltBC: Either way, that [TNF!] looks amazing! What did we say earlier? Share fifty-fifty?
:TristanBC: We did, yeah.
:ZtoltBC: Do you want the back end or the head? The back end is usually tenderer, but the head has that delicious pincer meat, doesn’t it?
:TristanBC: Err…

Maybe this was a bad idea?
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No. 974320 ID: d3d748

Hmmm well, you can think of it as a crab, maybe? Hard exterior, tender insides. You can't say you don't like it until you try it! What about the smell?
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No. 974321 ID: a38353

this certainly wasn't a bad idea, get that sweet sweet pincer meat.
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No. 974322 ID: b1b4f3

>>974317
Back end. Getting meat out of pincers is always a pain. Also yeah that is approximately like a crab, since it was boiled and has a hard shell.

Did you order any drinks?

More topics: books, movies, tv, videogames. SPORTS, other hobbies.
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No. 974323 ID: 2aa5f0

start with the back I guess.
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No. 974325 ID: 36784c

>>974317
>…wait, isn’t his body going in the other direction, though? How is he bending?
You read about this, remember? A Raolme‘s bones are malleable, meaning they can bend in lots of ways. Apparently, that includes completely backwards in the wrong direction.

……now that you’ve seen it, that one warning telling you not to tie a Raolme into a knot makes more sense, doesn’t it?

>Then let’s not get our cocks knotted before we even started
Hopefully, no one needs to worry about getting their dicks tied in a knot on this date! That sounds painful!

>Maybe this was a bad idea?
No, it wasn’t.

You haven’t even tried it yet! Just take a bite out of it and if your lucky, it’ll taste like something you’re familiar with back home. But just in case, have your drink nearby so you can wash it down if it tastes bad.
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No. 974327 ID: f56a2b

Lets be a gourmand, and work on the head first.
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No. 974328 ID: ba56e6

>>974317
Tell him you'll taste the back end, since you're feeling adventurous.
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No. 974330 ID: f8fa51

There's no shame in being honest if you don't like it. Unless you don't even try it first, in which case: SHAME!
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No. 974332 ID: b1b4f3

Also,
>Then let’s not get our cocks knotted before we even started
does that mean something lewd or...
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No. 974349 ID: e19a40

>chocolate covered insects
I just remember that chocolate with ants is a thing. It's easy to forget since it just have a small amount of insects and the chocolate dominate the resulting taste.

How much of home did our ships bring? If there are familiar fruits and flowers circulating in the market there must be at least bees to polonaise them. Make a note to investigate as possible future presents.

>Pizza
Flat breed with condiments on top. Cheese seem important now but originally it was just one possible condiment, not a defining feature.
Is cheese a thing around here? It's very mammal.

>boiled [TNF!]
Half of it is much more than I could handle. I'm also concern ingesting a large amount could make me ill.
Why don't you show me how it's done I will try bits and pieces.
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No. 974360 ID: 12b116

ask him to chew some up and spit it into your mouth like a baby bird so you can tell if you like the taste or not.
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No. 974368 ID: 36784c

>>974360
No! That’s disgusting! Don’t say that!
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No. 974383 ID: ce39da

"I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume your teeth are much tougher than mine; trying to get at the 'pincer meat' sounds like a bitch and a half - the crab leg from hell. I'll take the tail, and not just because you seem to want the pincer."
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No. 974388 ID: d3d748

>>974360
No, what? WHY?!
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No. 974400 ID: 9f00f4

Bugs of all sorts used to be much bigger on our planet, before there were people, back when there was a higher oxygen level in the air. They're small these days due to inefficient breathing systems. I suppose most things you call 'insects' have actual lungs or come from worlds with more oxygen in the air or something.

And I'll try the tender part, but you're going to have to show me proper technique to only take a small bite!
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No. 974401 ID: ba56e6

>>974360
Tristan has some strange kinks, but we should wait until later to explore this.

>>974349
Also good to remember that he can digest chocolate.
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No. 974458 ID: f9bc61

>>974317
>Hey, you know the rules and so do I, mate.
We're both strangers to love, yeah.

>Maybe this was a bad idea?
Well, we won't know until we try it, right? If you're feeling a bit less adventurous, maybe we could have the middle half and he could have both ends.

>I do love getting chocolate covered insects.
Does he like chocolate-covered fruit? A lot of our chocolate candies have fruits or sweet jelly inside.
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No. 974465 ID: ba56e6

>>974458
They're insectivores, so fruit would make them sick. It's good to know he can eat chocolate. I wonder if it's like some people where they're lactose intolerant, but can manage small amounts.
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No. 974821 ID: 2c5282
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>Ask him to chew some up and spit it into your mouth like a baby bird so you can tell if you like the taste or not.
When you said you wanted to swap spit with someone, that’s not how you meant it. Besides, neither of you two are bird last time you checked, so the whole idea is fucking bonkers.
>You read about this, remember? A Raolme‘s bones are malleable, meaning they can bend in lots of ways. Apparently, that includes completely backwards in the wrong direction.
…just how bendable are they? …this needs additional experimentation…
>Now that you’ve seen it, that one warning telling you not to tie a Raolme into a knot makes more sense, doesn’t it?
You were wondering what the fuck they meant with that. But if you can tie them into a knot then… just how freaking flexible are they!?

>How much of home did our ships bring? If there are familiar fruits and flowers circulating in the market there must be at least bees to polonaise them.
They definitely didn’t bring bees with them, that much you know. Do herbs even need bees to grow? Can’t you just bring a few seeds or something? Eh, you don’t know shit about plants, so you have no idea.
>Did you order any drinks?
Ztolt ordered a drink for you… you still haven’t tasted it, though you’re pretty sure it’s non-alcoholic at least…

>There's no shame in being honest if you don't like it. Unless you don't even try it first, in which case: SHAME!
Hey! You’re no fucking sissy, alright? You’re going to rock this bastard of an insect so hard that its grandfather is going to feel it in the bollocks!
>Well, you can think of it as a crab, maybe? Hard exterior, tender insides.
...hmm… you’ve never actually had crab. Well, not real crab. Crabsticks, sure, but not actual crab. So… maybe it’s like a large… Crayfish?
>What about the smell?
The bouquet of herbs Ztolt gave you is drowning out everything else, especially because you’re an arse end and put your bloody nose right in the stuff earlier.

>This certainly wasn't a bad idea, get that sweet sweet pincer meat.
:ZtoltBC: Oh, yes, the pincers meat is the most flavorful, but the shell can be a bit hard at times to chew through. The crackle between your teeth is kind of sweet, though.
:TristanBC: Wait, shell?
:ZtoltBC: Yes? You’re not going to get the meat out of the pincers easily, so you usually just eat them whole. The shell on the pincers are usually a lot softer then the shell on the body after you’ve boiled it.
:TristanBC: You know what, I might have changed my mind…
>Tell him you'll taste the back end, since you're feeling adventurous.
:ZtoltBC: Ah, yes, the butt! It’s the best part! Especially the two egg sacks on the back.
:TristanBC: Eggsacks?
:ZtoltBC: Yeah, those two things on its ass. Just make sure to pop the whole thing in your mouth before chewing, as sometimes they hatch prematurely from the heat.
:TristanBC:
>If you're feeling a bit less adventurous, maybe we could have the middle half and he could have both ends.
:TristanBC: …How about this, you take the butt and the front and I’ll have the middle?
:ZtoltBC: Oh? Are you sure? I mean, I won’t say no to both pincers and eggsacks, but if that’s what you want…?
:TristanBC: Let’s just say I rather take it slow the first time, eh mate?

>You're going to have to show me proper technique to only take a small bite!
:ZtoltBC: It’s rather easy, actually. First, you use the [TNF!], which is the fourth utensil on your left to carve away the scales on the underbelly, before using the [TNF!] to... err…
:TristanBC: I only got a fork and a shitty looking knife over here, mate.
:ZtoltBC: So you do… well… you know what, fuck all these silverware. Never liked keeping up with that shit anyway.
:TristanBC: So what? Let’s eat with our hands?
:ZtoltBC: What? Of course not! Only savages and those born at the end of the river eat with their hands. We civilized people use tools.
:TristanBC: And I’m sure all 14 of them are necessary, heh…
:ZtoltBC: Okay, I admit, we might have a few to many, but I’m sure we’ll make do with just a fork and knife. Either way, just cut off a piece and eat it. It’s not rocket science or anything.
:TristanBC: Oh.
:ZtoltBC: Though it’s a bit hot… maybe give it a minute to cool first?

>Is cheese a thing around here?
:ZtoltBC: Why wouldn’t it be?
:TristanBC: So you guys have cows to milk too?
:ZtoltBC: I have no idea what that is, but we go milk. A metric-fuck-ton of that shit from all kind of animals, be it from insects, reptiles or even those weird… what are they called? Mammals? So yes, we have milk and cheese.
>Does he like chocolate-covered fruit?
:ZtoltBC: I like chocolate. I can stand fruit flavors. I can’t stand actual fruits.
>I wonder if it's like some people where they're lactose intolerant, but can manage small amounts.
:ZtoltBC: As I said, I can handle the flavors. I can’t eat a whole fruit, no.

>More topics: books,
:ZtoltBC: I’m not really a book kind of person, but I usually prefer thrillers or mystery novels if possible.
>movies,
:ZtoltBC: Well, I usually go for thrillers or crime dramas… or just plain old action. Have you seen the “Godmother” trilogy by any chance? It’s this really amazing crime series… well, the third part sucks balls, but the first two are really good.
>tv,
:ZtoltBC: Heh… well, funnily enough, I’ve really fallen in love with old detective shows recently. It started with watching a few while I trained, then I kind of just… continued to watch them.
>videogames.
:ZtoltBC: Puzzle and story driven things. Something you can think about afterwards… or during. Never been a multiplayer guy, honestly. Too many… as you called them, masturbators out there.
>SPORTS,
:ZtoltBC: Why, I do play some [TNF!] at times. It’s this game where you’re trying to pull down balls into sockets in a table by moving this disk around and… you know what, maybe I’ll just show you the shit sometime, okay?
>other hobbies.
:ZtoltBC: Well… err… heh… I don’t really have any?
:TristanBC: …oh? Really? Your tail says otherwise.
:ZtoltBC: My… tail?
:TristanBC: You start moving it around when you’re nervous, Ztolt.
:ZtoltBC: …it’s kind of scary how good you’re getting at reading me…
:TristanBC: So… about that hobby of yours? Don’t worry, I won’t judge. I got weird hobbies myself.
:ZtoltBC: Weeeell… um… heh… y-you see… I… kind off… liketoknit?
:TristanBC: What was that?
:ZtoltBC: You know what? I’ve been really boorish the last couple of minutes and just been going on and on about myself!
:TristanBC: Hey, no sweat, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Still, I’m fucking rude getting all knotted up with myself over here.

>Hopefully, no one needs to worry about getting their dicks tied in a knot on this date! That sounds painful!
:ZtoltBC: Eh!? W-wait, did I really f-fucking say that out loud earlier? By the freaking endless dark, I d-didn’t… hah… err… that k-kind of just s-slipped out, my a-apologies?
:TristanBC: Does that mean something lewd or...
:ZtoltBC: What? No!? I mean… err… k-kind off? It’s… y-you know… w-when a young m-man has a g-girl over and h-he’s so eager to… um… he accidently… err… get tangled up with himself? Down there? You know? Haha… ha… eh… e… *cough*
:TristanBC: …I can’t say I do, no. How do you even-
:ZtoltBC: SPEAKING OF CHANGING THE SUBJECT! HOW DO YOU EAT THAT BURGARE OR WHAT YOU CALLED IT!?
:TristanBC: Woah.
:ZtoltBC: Also, same question you asked me earlier! Books, movies, TV, videogames, sports and other hobbies?
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No. 974822 ID: a38353

He likes to knit, sounds relaxing.

so what do we do for outside of music? what are our hobbies.
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No. 974823 ID: b1b4f3

>>974821
Burgare? You just bite into it. No utensils. The bun keeps your hands from getting messy. Or at least that's how you're used to eating them.

>can't smell anything, herbs are drowning everything out
Hmm, can you do something about that? Put them in your bag or something?
Have a taste of your drink.

Tell him it's fine if he knits. You don't believe in judging people for doing things outside of gender norms. You've been exposed to too much of that yourself, since you like makeup and feminine clothes. How good is he at knitting?

Tell him about your hobbies and interests. Even the weird ones.
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No. 974824 ID: 2aa5f0

Burgers are simple, just grab the bun in your hands and take bites out of them. Nothing fancy, just a simple meal meant to taste good and fill you up... though I have heard some places back home actually use silverware to eat it which baffles me as the point of the bread is to keep everything inside so it doesn't make a mess and give you something to grab onto.

>Books, movies, TV, videogames, sports and other hobbies?
Books and movies... well lately I've been mostly reading/watching old documentaries of pass famous musicians mostly out of respect.... and partly to see how they did it.

Tv is a bit more of a mix bag, mostly watch it just to distract myself so usually just pick anything that sounds interesting and if I like it I keep watching so my TV choices are a bit of everything.

As for sports, kinda fulls under the same bar as tv for me as in if its on I might watch it but I actually have a favorite here in the form of... let's call it competitive fighting. Not sure if the actual names would translate well. As for why, well when you're a pissed off kid who just got kicked out of their home there's something special about seeing someone get punched in the face.

And for other hobbies, well until recently I've mostly been focusing on trying to make a name for my band so a lot of focus on music but on the way over from my home planet... man it feels weird saying that, I met with my current roommate who introduced me to some of his hobbies like some tabletop/board games that have been a nice change of pace. Or well if nothing else they did help kill time on the trip over. Still pretty new to them so not sure how I feel about them exactly yet.

Oh and for video games, tend to find myself liking the more party oriented games or games you can just pick up and drop as I tend to be a little too busy to really get invested in any real story driven game. Also fighting games are a bit of a guilty pleasure as well.
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No. 974825 ID: e58930

>>974824
I like all this.
Also,
he said that he trains, right? What is that about?
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No. 974826 ID: 2aa5f0

>>974825
probably fall under hobbies
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No. 974828 ID: 36784c

>>974821
>What was that?
He said he likes to knit.

>Ztolt explaining how dicks can be tied in a knot.
Wouldn’t that mean that Raolme males have more than one dick?

Obviously don’t talk to Ztolt about it, since he wanted to change the subject. Just quietly think about it.

>>974823
This
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No. 974833 ID: e19a40

Are knots only an allegory to clumsiness or does it caries an inherently sexual connotation outside of the dick context? Maybe knitting is embarrassing because he find it somewhat arousing.
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No. 974851 ID: ba56e6

>>974821
>Mammals
What a coincidence. You're speaking to a mammal right now. Maybe if things go well you'll even learn how to milk one!

>Weird hobbies
Has he ever heard of ASMR?
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No. 974852 ID: ca47b5

>>974821
Movies: heist films. casing a joint, coming up with the plan, then dealing with complications during execution. the best shit.
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No. 974854 ID: a9af05

>>974851
>Maybe if things go well you'll even learn how to milk one!
Tristan needs to be a pregnant female in order to be milked. Last time I checked, he is definitely not a pregnant female.
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No. 974856 ID: f9bc61

>>974821
>HOW EAT BURGER
You just pick it up with your hands and bite into it. The bun is there so you can hold it without getting messy.

>Television?
Tristan likes action comedy shows. They're exciting and it's nice to watch characters having fun.

Wildlife documentaries are interesting, especially ones about sea life; there's a whole bunch of amazing creatures living right on our home planet. Most of them can't talk to us, though.

And if we're being completely honest, he also likes watching magical girl anime. They're usually written for little girls, but it's just fun to watch the pretty sparkles and songs and the romantic stories.

>Video games?
Well, rhythm games would be an obvious answer, but it's certainly true. Platformers are fun too, and he also likes scrolling shooters with fancy bullet patterns. They're surprisingly easy once you get the hang of them.

Also, advanture games. You know, the kind where you walk around and talk to people, and collect all these weird inventory items and have to find some ridiculous use for them. Some of the things they come up with are just so weird that it's hilarious.

>Sports?
Tennis, occasionally. Swimming would be nice if we could find a pool.
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No. 974898 ID: 66d80e

>>974821
You like mystery games. Sometimes you're so good at reading others, you can correctly guess who the bad guy is before getting all the clues. It's only frustrating when the game won't let you immediately arrest the bad guy until after you go through the game normally and collect all the clues like it wants you to.
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No. 974934 ID: 2c5282
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974934

>Wouldn’t that mean that Raolme males have more than one dick?
…they… do? You know what, if this night doesn’t end in some sweet fucking, then you’re going to need to look that up! Otherwise… it will be a surprise?
>What a coincidence. You're speaking to a mammal right now. Maybe if things go well you'll even learn how to milk one!
Heh, while you do appreciate a dirty joke now and then, let’s play it safe for a bit longer. You can’t really tell if it will offend him or make him laugh just yet.
>Tristan needs to be a pregnant female in order to be milked. Last time I checked, he is definitely not a pregnant female.
Have you never heard the joke about the new farmhand and the bull?


>Are knots an allegory to clumsiness?
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Not…really? I mean… kind of? It has more than one meaning, really, though often it’s a metaphor for getting ahead of yourself or diving too deep.
:TristanBC: So… if you’re going to fast, you might tie yourself into a knot?
:ZtoltBC: In a sense. Or if you get stuck on a topic or idea… you know, getting tied up with something.
:TristanBC: And cock knots?
:ZtoltBC: Err… w-well… it’s w-when you rush things, okay? W-when you’re t-to eager. Y-yeah… *cough*
>Have a taste of your drink.
:ZtoltBC: What do you think?
:TristanBC: It’s… alright? It’s just water and something bit… citrusy?
:ZtoltBC: It’s just water and some fruit juice. I… um… kind of ordered it without asking you, didn’t I?
:TristanBC: You ordered it so fast that I didn’t have a bloody chance to say anything.
:ZtoltBC: I apologies, I kind of went on auto pilot again… so… I kind of fucked up… I didn’t even check if you could drink it in the first place.
:TristanBC: No sweat, mate. If it was bad I’d just order something else, eh?
:ZtoltBC: I… guess… still, my apologies.

>He likes to knit, sounds relaxing.
:ZtoltBC: Err… y-yeah, it kind of is… learned it from my g-gram gram and… w-well… my sisters make fun of me for doing it so… y-you know… it’s kind of a fucking girly thing to do…
:TristanBC: Mate, fuck the gender norms and any knob end who tries to enforce it. Just let people be people, right?
:ZtoltBC: Right…
:TristanBC: Be proud of being different! At least you stick out from the masses!
:ZtoltBC: Yeah! I’ll be proud that I knit!
:TristanBC: I bet you’re the best knitter around!
:ZtoltBC: Ha! Fuck no! I’m horrible! I can barely make a scarf!

>Tell him about your hobbies and interests. Even the weird ones.
Well, he did mention something he was embarrassed about… so you guess you’ll do the same?
>Until recently I've mostly been focusing on trying to make a name for my band.
:ZtoltBC: Yes, you did mention the band and the music… but there has to be more?
>Movies: heist films. casing a joint, coming up with the plan, then dealing with complications during execution. the best shit.
:ZtoltBC: Oh! Yes! Heist films! Those are great! Though I can really deicide if I love the perfect executed ones or the ones that… well…
:TristanBC: Go arse over elbow?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, if you want to put it like that, indeed. Hey, if you have the time, then I got a fucking great one that will blow you right out of the river, I promise!
:TristanBC: I’ll hold you to that promise, mate!
>Well, rhythm games would be an obvious answer, but it's certainly true.
:ZtoltBC: Eh… I’ve always felt those are a bit to hectic… though my sisters love those things.
>Platformers are fun too, and he also likes scrolling shooters with fancy bullet patterns. They're surprisingly easy once you get the hang of them.
:ZtoltBC: Platformers are fine, most of them… but bullet hells? No, just… no.
:TristanBC: Oh? You can’t keep up with the patterns?
:ZtoltBC: I’m fucking blind, so I can’t see them… and most of them aren’t really designed with sonarsync in mind, thus it makes these goddess awful sound that makes both my brains hurt.
:TristanBC: Oh… well, I guess co-op is out of the question then.
>Also, advanture games. You know, the kind where you walk around and talk to people, and collect all these weird inventory items and have to find some ridiculous use for them.
:ZtoltBC: Isn’t that part of puzzle and story driven games? Because I do love myself some point-and-say games.
:TristanBC: I guess you might consider it a puzzle game in some ways, yes…
>Also fighting games are a bit of a guilty pleasure as well.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, no. I can’t stand fighting games, sorry. They are just too… fast and hectic, you know?
:TristanBC: But that’s what makes them fun.
:ZtoltBC: Well, not for me.

>Take a bite.
:TristanBC: Hmm?
:ZtoltBC: Does it taste wrong?
:TristanBC: No, it just isn’t what I… expected? It’s kind of… sour?
:ZtoltBC: Indeed. That’s what makes it so tasty!
:TristanBC: ...I… guess?
:ZtoltBC: You don’t like it?
:TristanBC: No, it’s fine, just… different.
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No. 974935 ID: 2c5282
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974935

>Wildlife documentaries are interesting, especially ones about sea life; there's a whole bunch of amazing creatures living right on our home planet. Most of them can't talk to us, though.
:ZtoltBC: Wait, you have sea creatures that can talk?
:TristanBC: Um… well… dolphins can kind of… communicate… and whales… I guess?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… I do love water stuff, though… though I’m not so sure about seas. It’s a bit to big… though that might be just my fear of the endless dark talking. Didn’t really have a lot of seas back on our home planet… mostly just rivers, really…
>lately I've been mostly reading/watching old documentaries of pass famous musicians mostly out of respect.... and partly to see how they did it.
:ZtoltBC: Stealing ideas, eh? Hehe… but yeah, knowing what people did before you is vital if you want to go forward, really. Otherwise you might just start going backwards again.
>if we're being completely honest, he also likes watching magical girl anime.
:ZtoltBC: …what was that last word?
:TristanBC: Animation.
:ZtoltBC: Well, I do watch some animation from time to time as well… though… Magical girl?
:TristanBC: It’s mostly about a young girl finding out she has special powers before transforming and fighting EVIL!
:ZtoltBC: …In all honestly, I did not expect that you watched that kind of stuff. But you know what, I fucking knit so you can watch the fuck you want. No sweat, mate?
:TristanBC: No sweat.

>As for sports, I might just watch it but I actually have a favorite here in the form of... let's call it competitive fighting.
:ZtoltBC: So… boxing?
:TristanBC: Boxing and kicking. Let just say there's something special about seeing someone get punched in the face. repeatedly.
:ZtoltBC: …a bit violent, but I see…
>Tennis, occasionally.
:ZtoltBC: And what kind of sport is that?
:TristanBC: Well, you use a racket to hit a ball over a net… and on the other side there is another person hitting the ball back.
:ZtoltBC: Oh? That does sound interesting… how did you start to play it?
:TristanBC: Actually, my parents enrolled me into classes against my will but… well… I grew to like it… not to mention that’s where I met… well… it’s one of the few things I still got left from my youth, you know.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… maybe we can try a game sometime?
:TristanBC: Maybe.
>Swimming would be nice if we could find a pool.
:ZtoltBC: Oh! I love swimming! Well, I love floating around in a pool, but still, same thing, right?
:TristanBC: Then you have to know somewhere that has a great pool, then?
:ZtoltBC: Actually, we have a large pool back home at the estate…
:TristanBC: …you do?
:ZtoltBC: Though good luck getting some private time there. The whole fucking family tends to gather there as soon as the weather is good.
:TristanBC: Really?
:ZtoltBC: Well, we Raolme do like water a lot, so it’s kind of a given, really…
>He said that he trains, right?
:ZtoltBC: Well, yeah… you have to keep in shape, though it’s nothing special. Just a few exercises every other day in front of the Sonar Vision.


>Burgare? You just bite into it. No utensils. The bun keeps your hands from getting messy. Or at least that's how you're used to eating them.
:ZtoltBC: Wait, you eat it with your hands?
:TristanBC: Yes?
:ZtoltBC: …and you... heard what I said earlier?
:TristanBC: …yes?
:ZtoltBC: …well, fuck.
:TristanBC: Hey don’t sweat it.
:ZtoltBC: Oh, but I will! I just fucking insulted you in your face and said that you were born at the end of a river! Well… shit… I… I just keep fucking this up, don’t I?
:TristanBC: Um…
:ZtoltBC: First I call you a girl, then I buy the wrong gift and then I keep insulting you! Not to mention I bought you a drink without even asking!? Gah! Everything is going down river! Maybe my sisters are right…
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No. 974938 ID: ba56e6

Wait, what was the insult again?
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No. 974958 ID: 36784c

>>974935
Tell him that he’s not fucking anything up and he shouldn’t be so hard on himself. You’re not mad at him.

>Maybe my sisters are right…
What did they say to him?
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No. 974973 ID: b1b4f3

>>974935
Tell him you have experiences messing up dates, so you're sympathetic and forgiving. Also you're not bothered by it so far, he can just relax. You like him; you share common ground.
What is the endless dark?

>>974938
The insult was "Only savages and those born at the end of the river eat with their hands" but that sounded more like a criticism of those who eat things in an improper way. Like, there are foods that are meant to be eaten with silverware, but burgers are meant to be eaten with your hands.
There's also french fries, and fried chicken, or various baked goods.
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No. 974986 ID: b1b4f3

Also if he wants, he can eat the burgare by cutting it up into bite-size pieces and using a fork. It's just... not how you'd usually eat one.
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No. 974992 ID: 2aa5f0

Laugh

Tell him that if he wants to offend you he's going to have to try a lot harder than that. Besides, you've been burned enough times to know when someone just let something slip without meaning any harm and when someone really wishes to insult you.

Plus, this is a blind date... no pun intended, of course both of you are going to fuck up every now and again. Especially when both of you trying to learn a literal alien culture. Not going to learn all the social norms in one fucking meal. This is more to get a feel for each other and see what each other is like, and so far you're have a good time. And besides, the day is still young. You still need to hit the bar next and then decide if you just want to go for a stroll through the park or hit up that fair. Plenty more time for the both of you to fuck up in front of each other so no need to call things off yet.
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No. 975011 ID: c81883

Eh, tell him he's doing fine, really.
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No. 975017 ID: ce39da

"Oh, trust me, this is nowhere even near the worst date I've ever had. You're doing fine."
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No. 975020 ID: ba261d

Huh, funny, he sounds just like you before the date. You seem to have a lot in common already.

Tell him that is fine, he needs to relax. You haven't taken offence with anything that he said. I mean, it wasn't offensive in the first place.
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No. 975053 ID: f9bc61

>>974935
I... honestly hadn't interpreted it that way. We have eating utensils on our home planet, too. We don't eat all our food with our hands, just stuff that isn't messy, like bread and fruit. That could be because we don't walk on our hands, though. I can see how it might be different for a species that walks on all fours.

Actually, we use bread in a lot of different foods to make them easier to hold. We put foods between slices of bread like this burger, we wrap food in sheets of flatbread, we put it in round bread buns, we even have fried meat that's coated in a layer of bread as it's cooked. In some places you can even get bowls made of bread that are filled with soup, although we use spoons to eat the soup before we eat the bread.

And he doesn't need to worry about mistaking us for a girl. We do look quite a bit more feminine than most males of our species. We like to wear makeup to look pretty, so it's nice to meet someone who appreciates it.
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No. 975069 ID: 19da02

Tell him it's ok because you think he's cute.
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No. 975078 ID: a9af05

>>974935
Tell him not to worry. He's not insulting you at all.
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No. 975106 ID: 9c48ac

>>974935
Hey.
You're cute when you're freaking out.

(Also, like, the gift and drink were great, it was honestly entertaining you saw me as that feminine, and obviously you meant people that eat everything with their hands, not just finger foods. I could see myself saying the same exact thing. Also, I don't even know what "born at the end of a river" even means.)
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No. 975107 ID: b1b4f3

I wonder when the alcoholic beverages will come into play.
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No. 975113 ID: ba56e6

>>975107
These ones aren't alcoholic. The bar comes later this evening.
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No. 975290 ID: 2c5282
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>Huh, funny, he sounds just like you before the date. You seem to have a lot in common already.
Being a nervous fucking wreck about a date isn’t really something you can bond over… well… maybe?
>I wonder when the alcoholic beverages will come into play.
When you get to the bar? This one doesn’t have any alcohol in it.

>Tell him that he’s not fucking anything up and he shouldn’t be so hard on himself. You’re not mad at him.
:ZtoltBC: You aren’t?
:TristanBC: Yeah, no sweat, mate. We all fuck up sometime, you hear?
:ZtoltBC: Still...
>Tell him that if he wants to offend you he's going to have to try a lot harder than that.
:ZtoltBC: So… um… how far is to fucking far then? Insulting your parents?
:TristanBC: Nah, fuck those gits. And I already know that I’m a huge wanker who thinks with his knob end, so no point in getting my tits in a twist about that, eh?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, yeah, we’re both a pair of slumsuckers lost in the dark. But seriously, what ticks you off? Insulting your music?
:TristanBC: Yeah, don’t speak ill about the music. Criticism is fucking okay, but don’t be an arse about it. Oh, and don’t be an arse to my friend either.
>Also, I don't even know what "born at the end of a river" even means.
:ZtoltBC: Well… um… it’s kind of… well, shit goes downstream so… those living at the end of the river had the shittiest river?
>Oh, trust me, this is nowhere even near the worst date I've ever had. You're doing fine.
:ZtoltBC: ...just out of curiosity, if you don’t mind me ask-
:TristanBC: It ended with me face first in a manure filled ditch with my arm broken.
:ZtoltBC: …wait, how?
:TristanBC: She had a boyfriend she didn’t tell me about… and he was big and aggressive while I had my pants around my ankles.
:ZtoltBC: Oh. That’s… wow… and here I thought my awkward, stilted dates were bad.
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sweat it, this dates going to be a lot better!

>You're cute when you're freaking out.
:ZtoltBC: HEY! I’m n-not cute!

Putting your finger under his chin, you guide his head upwards until he’s at eyelevel with you before leaning towards him and letting your nose just touch his snout.

:TristanBC: But I can’t call you handsome all the time, can I? Besides, I can’t help it! You’re just so cute!
:ZtoltBC: …y-you r-really think s-so?
:TristanBC: You’re fucking adorable!
:ZtoltBC: …I… I d-don’t do cute…



>That sounded more like a criticism of those who eat things in an improper way. Like, there are foods that are meant to be eaten with silverware, but burgers are meant to be eaten with your hands.
:ZtoltBC: No, it’s because you… um… we don’t eat with our hands.
:TristanBC: Oh.
>That could be because we don't walk on our hands, though. I can see how it might be different for a species that walks on all fours.
:ZtoltBC: Exactly! That’s… that’s… actually, that make a ton of fucking sense. You don’t actually walk on your hands, so it’s… a bit more okay for your kind?
:TristanBC: You guys don’t eat anything with your hands?
:ZtoltBC: Do you eat anything with your feet?
:TristanBC: Point taken.
>Actually, we use bread in a lot of different foods to make them easier to hold.
:ZtoltBC: Well, I’m still not eating it with my hands. I don’t even want to know what I’ve stepped in while making my way here, let alone taste it.
>Also if he wants, he can eat the burgare by cutting it up into bite-size pieces and using a fork. It's just... not how you'd usually eat one.
:ZtoltBC: I think I’ll do it that way, thank you. I mean, it’s either that or that you feed me, which won’t really work.

>He doesn't need to worry about mistaking us for a girl. We do look quite a bit more feminine than most males of our species.
:ZtoltBC: Which is probably why you sound so cute.
:TristanBC: Hey, why can you call me cute while I can’t call you the same, eh?
:ZtoltBC: Because you’re cute, of course.
:TristanBC: So are you, mate.
:ZtoltBC: And you’re really rocking the cute look.
:TristanBC: Fuck yeah! Of course I am!
:ZtoltBC: And I might be able to call you drop dead gorgeous after I’ve gotten better feel later.
:TristanBC: I like to wear makeup to look pretty, so it's nice to meet someone who appreciates it.
:ZtoltBC: Well, I for one like pretty girls in makeup, so do continue using it.
>this is a blind date... no pun intended; of course both of you are going to fuck up every now and again. Especially when both of you trying to learn a literal alien culture.
:ZtoltBC: That’s true… though don’t feel pressure to stop using metaphors about seeing and being blind for my sake.
:TristanBC: Noted.
>And besides, the day is still young. You still need to hit the bar next and then decide if you just want to go for a stroll through the park or hit up that fair. Plenty more time for the both of you to fuck up in front of each other so no need to call things off yet.
:ZtoltBC: Yeah! Plenty of time to fuck up some more!
:TristanBC: LET’S FUCK IT UP!
:ZtoltBC: WOO!!! Hehe… heh…

>What did they say to him?
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Who?
:TristanBC: Your sisters?
:ZtoltBC: Oh… um… well, mostly how I’m a fuck up that can’t do anything right? Though with… prettier words... you know… “You’re a social-inept fool who’s only mark of pride is besmirching our family name with your existence, you clod.”
:TristanBC: Off, sounds harsh.
:ZtoltBC: But fuck them.
:TristanBC: Sounds like a real pair of boneheaded twits.
:ZtoltBC: They fucking are!
>What is the endless dark?
:ZtoltBC: Oh… it’s kind of a metaphor about… well… it was originally about the sea, where… if you accidently swam out into it, well… you got lost in the endless dark, where there aren’t any smells or sounds to guide you back home. Nowadays it’s more just a saying about when shit goes… what was that you said, butt over… joint?
:TristanBC: Arse over elbow.
:ZtoltBC: That’s the one. Yeah.
:TristanBC: So the endless dark is just that… and endless darkness?
:ZtoltBC: Indeed. You just float there, not knowing where you are or how far away from land you are or even which direction to swim.
:TristanBC: Oh, creepy…

:ZtoltBC: So… um… can I get a taste of that… burgare thingy?
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No. 975292 ID: 2aa5f0

>So… um… can I get a taste of that… burgare thingy?
Sure thing mate, though just a quick question. It is safe for you to eat it right? I'd feel like a right arse if I gave you food poisoning on the first date.
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No. 975293 ID: 400a5d

>So… um… can I get a taste of that… burgare thingy?
Knock yourself up. Guess you'll be using utensils.
I'll keep digging at the crab thingy.
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No. 975294 ID: a38353

As long as it's safe for him to eat let em try it.
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No. 975295 ID: b1b4f3

>>975290
I wonder if it would be romantic to feed eachother. Like, cut bits of food up and fork them into eachothers' mouths.
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No. 975296 ID: 36784c

>>975290
>So…um…can I get a taste of that…burgare thingy?
Sure. Go ahead and enjoy it!

>>975292
>>975294
>Is the burgare safe for Ztolt to eat?
We ordered our food with the Raolme option. That means that it’s safe for Ztolt to eat it.
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No. 975363 ID: a9af05

>>975290
Ask him why he thinks it wouldn't work if we tried to feed him?
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No. 975371 ID: 6e6f32

So. What was that about me feeding you?
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No. 975374 ID: 2c5282
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>Sure thing mate, though just a quick question. It is safe for you to eat it right? I'd feel like a right arse if I gave you food poisoning on the first date.
:ZtoltBC: Didn’t you order it made with insects just so we would be able to share?
:TristanBC: Oh right.
>Knock yourself up.
:ZtoltBC: …this is surely a mistranslation, but did you just tell me to impregnate myself?
:TristanBC: I meant knock yourself out.
:ZtoltBC: And now you’re telling me to beat myself senseless?
:TristanBC: You know what, fuck it. Just take a bite.
>I'll keep digging at the crab thingy.
:ZtoltBC: Glad you liked it.
:TristanBC: It’s quite good, actually… when you get used to the taste.
:ZtoltBC: Most things are. You got to suck it down a few times before you get the taste for it, really.

>I wonder if it would be romantic to feed each other. Like, cut bits of food up and fork them into each other’s mouths.
:ZtoltBC: Eh… I’m not sure…
>Ask him why he thinks it wouldn't work if we tried to feed him?
:ZtoltBC: Well… I can’t fucking see what you’re doing, for one.
:TristanBC: Can’t you… um… hear it? Sense it? Or whatever it is you do?
:ZtoltBC: It’s not perfect. I can hear you moving around and hear where most of you are, but I have a hard time hearing the difference between the food, the fork and your hand as well as just how big the piece you’re giving me is. I might accidently bite you or some shit, Tristan.
:TristanBC: Well, then let’s start with a small piece and go from there. I’ll make sure to keep my hand on the far end of the fork while you take a big gulp on the other end of it.
:ZtoltBC: I… I guess we can try? Just keep still so I can hear where it is.
:TristanBC: Open wide and ta-
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No. 975375 ID: 2c5282
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975375

:TristanBC:
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No. 975376 ID: 2c5282
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975376

:ZtoltBC: Mmmf… Hey, this is kind of tasty!
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: Um… is something wrong?
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: I didn’t bite you or anything, did I?
:TristanBC:
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No. 975377 ID: b1b4f3

Say you were not expecting his mouth to open like that. It's... very intimidating.

how is that even possible
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No. 975378 ID: f56a2b

>>975376
...you've got some very interesting anatomy!
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No. 975379 ID: 5378af

>>975376
No, it's fine, just didn't expect your mouth to do that.
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No. 975380 ID: a1c44a

No, just analyzing how much hotter you just became, those are some really pretty teeth.
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No. 975382 ID: a9af05

Tristan is a huge xenophile, so I'd imagine that him seeing something so completely alien to his own anatomy would be very appealing to him.

Which means that Tristan just got very turned on right now!
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No. 975384 ID: 2aa5f0

ok that was kinda cool. Didn't realize that your bottom jaw split like that, looks pretty solid when your mouth is close.

Also now I can't help but wonder how much it would suck if you ever bit your own tongue.
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No. 975386 ID: 5faadf

>>975376
gonna be real with ya, that was fukkin rad

>>975382
probably
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No. 975387 ID: 12b116

tell him his giant predatory maw is super hott and try to control the raging erection it certainly gave you.
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No. 975389 ID: cdabe3

Damn that was kinda hot
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No. 975391 ID: 94f7a7

I think we all know where this is going.jpg
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No. 975394 ID: a38353

Hot damn, hot hot damn.
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No. 975399 ID: 36784c

If we’re gonna start talking about Ztolt‘s anatomy, then Tristan might as well ask him how flexible he is. Because the dating website sent him a warning that told him to not tie a Raolme into a knot and he’s been wondering about how that’s even possible since his species isn’t that flexible.
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No. 975407 ID: 864e49

I probably shouldn't be but I am incredibly turn on right now.
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No. 975412 ID: 9f00f4

Uh. At some point, I'm going to need some anatomical guide to your facial structure, cause I have no idea how it's useful for chewing, grinding grains, tearing meat, or anything else, nor how it evolved. The anatomy seems a bit odd. Like, all the creatures with teeth from my world evolved the simple hinged jaw that I have, because it's simple and useful. Even creatures with fairly complex mandibles aren't structured like that. I can't even figure how your mouthparts or skull works. Can you explain that to me, because otherwise I'm just going to be bothered by it for weeks.
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No. 975424 ID: 19da02

>>975412
if the bottom parts move independently it's more or less like a snake or a fish with pharyngeal jaws. Not very useful for chewing, but useful for swallowing large things whole, I'd assume.
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No. 975452 ID: 2c5282
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975452

>Tristan is a huge xenophile, so I'd imagine that him seeing something so completely alien to his own anatomy would be very appealing to him.
You just stared down a massive maw filled to the brim with large, wicked teeth coupled with Ztolt seemingly tearing apart his own flesh and skin to open it wide enough to engulf your whole head. It was fucking horrifying… but also arousing. So… it was… um…. Horriousing? No… scarorny? That doesn’t work either… Scaroused? Yeah, that’s the one… you’re scaroused!
>Try to control the raging erection it certainly gave you.
Why did you wear a pair of tight fucking pants today!?
>I think we all know where this is going.jpg
And you’re not helping! Ugh, now you can’t stop thinking about it would to be to kiss that maw of his… or how it would be if he kissed… other parts… heh…


>Gonna be real with ya, that was fukkin rad.
:ZtoltBC: Huh? What was? Me eating from your fork?
:TristanBC: I meant the whole splitting your face open to devourer it, mate.
:ZtoltBC: I just… opened my mouth?
>those are some really pretty teeth.
:ZtoltBC: Oh! Did I grow too many teeth again? I… um… I kind of do that when I get myself in a knot and shit.
:TristanBC: Grow teeth? You can grow teeth?
:ZtoltBC: …yes? After all, it’s just bones, right?
:TristanBC: Err… kind… of? But you can grow bones?
:ZtoltBC: Well, more like move them around, but it’s the same, really. Also, I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a fucking compliment about my teeth before.
:TristanBC: Well, they are sweet as hell, mate, any wanker can see that.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, thanks?

>...you've got some very interesting anatomy!
:ZtoltBC: So do you, Tristan. I mean, you walk around on just two legs like it was nothing. How do you even keep your balance like that!?
:TristanBC: Hey, that’s nothing like splitting your fucking jaw open to open your mouth!
:ZtoltBC: I beg to differ! You can open your mouth just like I can, but I can’t run around and shit on two legs without falling on my ass!
>Didn't realize that your bottom jaw split like that, looks pretty solid when your mouth is closed.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Well, it’s because it is? I only split it apart to make sure I got a wider angle, just to make sure I didn’t accidently miss the food you know.
:TristanBC: …it’s solid? You can split your face… apart…?
:ZtoltBC: Hey, didn’t you read up on my species before this date?
:TristanBC: I… err… might have skimmed it?
> I can't help but wonder how much it would suck if you ever bit your own tongue.
:ZtoltBC: Luckily, the venom numbs to feeling of pain… for a bit… though afterwards the shit hits you like a [TNF!] biting you on the ass while you’re taking a swim.

>If we’re gonna start talking about Ztolt‘s anatomy, then Tristan might as well ask him how flexible he is.
:ZtoltBC: Flexibility? Why do you ask about that?
:TristanBC: Well, that website we used actually warned me not to… tie you into a knot, though I can’t really fathom how much shit must have gone arse over elbow for that to happen in the first place.
:ZtoltBC: Tie me in a… how would you even… I mean, I’m not long enough… at least, I don’t think I am?
:TristanBC: But you’re flexible enough to be tied together?
:ZtoltBC: Yeah? All my joints can be turned in any direction, which includes all the joints in my spine, so yes, I can sit on my own head if I want.
:TristanBC: …wait, doesn’t that mean you can… heh… you know…?
:ZtoltBC: Yes, I can suck both of my dicks as well, you perv.
:TristanBC: Sweet.
>I'm going to need some anatomical guide to your facial structure, cause I have no idea how it's useful for chewing, grinding grains, tearing meat, or anything else, nor how it evolved. The anatomy seems a bit odd.
:ZtoltBC: Wait? Grinding grains? Tearing meat? Why would I eat grains? …and you use a fork and knife for tearing meat from insects?
:TristanBC: But before the knife and fork, eh?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… how was it again… in ancient times, we usually were floating around on the rivers waiting for a large insect to come by, before either diving or jumping after it, shoving whatever part we got a hold of into our mouths before using our inner teeth to saw it into chunks small enough to swallow while the outer jaw held it in place.
:TristanBC: Whoa, wicked!
:ZtoltBC: Now, can we move away from something you can easily look up on your datapad?

>I probably shouldn't be but I am incredibly turned on right now.
:ZtoltBC: …wait, by the anatomical lesson or by the fact that I can… *Cough* …you know… bend…
:TristanBC: Actually, by your wicked sweet mouth, mate.
:ZtoltBC: …my mouth? Why would you… it’s not that special?
:TristanBC: I like weird stuff, and I’ve never in my life seen anything like that.
:ZtoltBC: …you know, it starting to sound like we should take a moment to explore each other’s bodies?
:TristanBC: Oh?
:ZtoltBC: Err… I d-didn’t mean it like that! Fuck, I… I mean, I barely know what you actually look like! I really need to touch you to… ugh, this is sounding worse and worse, isn’t it?
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No. 975453 ID: f56a2b

>>975452
Play it cool, sip your drink. Smile.
"Nah, you were right the first time."
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No. 975454 ID: 9f00f4

Say, can you do an active sonar scan? Like by actually emitting ultrasound? That'd give you a pretty good resolution of both the shape and some of the internal anatomy of my body. I didn't really look up much detail about your species, but some sound-focused species from my world can do that. People say it tingles when they do it to them!
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No. 975456 ID: 2aa5f0

>Hey, didn’t you read up on my species before this date?
not really, felt like it kinda defeated the purpose of meeting and learning about a literal alien species if you just read everything about them before the first meeting. Though I did read about anything that could be considered dangerous as while I would like to learn thing about you as things move along I'd rather not have this day end with someone taking a trip to the hospital.

>Yes, I can suck both of my dicks as well, you perv.
whelp that answers your question you had earlier on whether or not we was dual wielding.

>I really need to touch you to… ugh, this is sounding worse and worse, isn’t it?
Snrk, well alright. When you put like that how could I refuse. Go ahead.
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No. 975457 ID: a38353

If he want's to...get a feel for us as it were, Let him, He should start with our ears our probably sensitive ears.
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No. 975459 ID: ba56e6

>>975452
Tell him you don't mind at all. He can start with your feet and legs, so that he can do it under the table. A little less public that way.
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No. 975464 ID: 94f7a7

Nah, actually i was thinking the same thing. Since you can't really see me you should touch me at least. And i am very curious as how you feel as well.
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No. 975469 ID: b1b4f3

>>975452
Tell him he can touch you as much as he wants. You're sure he's a gentleman and won't do anything that will get you kicked out. I imagine he'd like to touch your face? And your hands? Most of your body is covered by clothes though.

Heh, you can talk about how when mammals are born, they crawl around on their hands and knees for a while until they gradually learn how to walk on two feet. They're not very good at it at first, despite what must be millenia of instincts helping out.
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No. 975475 ID: 894419

>>975469
Yeah, anything more intense than uh, publicly available appendages ought to be left for more private circumstances
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No. 975489 ID: 19da02

Totally not fair that you can see him fine and he can't see you at all. Tell him to do as much touching as he wants. Hope he does/doesn't notice/feel/smell how aroused it makes you.
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No. 975501 ID: 36784c

>>975452
>Why did you wear a pair of tight fucking pants today!?
It’s only a problem if you get turned on enough that your dick rips a hole in them and sticks out where everyone can see it.

>Yes, I can suck both of my dicks as well, you perv.
That answers the question of how many dicks he has. It also lets you know that when he mentioned getting tied in a knot earlier, he was indeed talking about getting his dicks tied together.

>What do?
You guys should finish your food before it gets cold.

And if you guys want to get all touchy feely with each other, you should probably find somewhere private to do it and not here in a public area where everyone can see you!
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No. 975767 ID: f9bc61

>>975452
That sounds like fun, but I'd like to finish our meal first before we do any hands-on studying. Don't want to get dirty while we eat, you know? The not-so-fun kind of dirty, that is.

While we do that, it would make for a good topic of conversation. For example, he was interested in our sense of balance. That actually takes a lot of practice; younger children crawl around on the ground before they learn to walk upright. And we don't usually notice it, but most of the time we're constantly making small motions and adjustments in order to stay upright. We don't really "stand still" unless we're trying to stay totally motionless.
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No. 975835 ID: 2c5282
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975835

>Whelp that answers your question you had earlier on whether or not we was dual wielding.
But there still so many questions unanswered! Like length, girth, dexterity… spines? …barbs? Shit, you really hope he isn’t as pointy down there as he is in his mouth…
>It’s only a problem if you get turned on enough that your dick rips a hole in them and sticks out where everyone can see it.
The main problem is that you’re currently sporting a rather large bulge that’s clearly visible to anyone that can see under your table. You’re just happy he’s blind and can’t accidently see it.
>He can start with your feet and legs, so that he can do it under the table. A little less public that way.
Let’s not ask him to start touching it either…

>You're sure he's a gentleman and won't do anything that will get you kicked out.
Sir Ztolt is a true gentleman and you trust that he won’t do anything too eyebrow rising in public. Still not letting him go under the table, though.
>You guys should finish your food before it gets cold.
You’ve been eating while listening. It’s almost all gone by now.
>Play it cool, sip your drink. Smile.
Yeah, you’re cool… you’re not a nervous wreck, no sire… cool as fuck… just smile and… don’t think about fucking this up…
>Hope he does/doesn't notice/feel/smell how aroused it makes you.
…which is why he’s staying above the table… hell, you really hope he can’t smell it…


>Snrk, well alright. When you put like that how could I refuse. Go ahead.
:ZtoltBC: Hey! Y-you know I didn’t mean it like that! I just wanted to-
:TristanBC: Don’t sweat it, mate, I know what you meant. I’m just messing with ya.
:ZtoltBC: Oh… o-of course…
>And if you guys want to get all touchy feely with each other, you should probably find somewhere private to do it and not here in a public area where everyone can see you!
:ZtoltBC: I’m just going to feel your face a bit. That’s not odd enough to require privacy… unless it’s something lewd for your kind?
:TristanBC: Lewd? No, it’s not like… heh… handholding or anything. Now that’s lewd!
:ZtoltBC: Handholding? Really? You’ll have to excuse me if I don’t hold your hand, as it’s kind of hard for me to move around without my front legs. Now, tail wrapping on the other hand…
:TristanBC: Oh? That sounds… scandalous~
:TristanBC: Tail wrapping leads to fucking, everyone knows that! Hehe…

>He should start with our probably sensitive ears.
:ZtoltBC: While I do want to feel those round discs of yours, I’m more interested in your facial features. After all, those things are just some huge fucking circles; it’s not that hard to hear their form.
>I imagine he'd like to touch your face? And your hands?
:ZtoltBC: Actually, your hands sounds weird as shit as well.
:TristanBC: My hands? Really?
:ZtoltBC: I keep thinking that they have a finger to many, but that can’t be right.
:TristanBC: I do have a finger more than you do on my hands?
:ZtoltBC: …you do!? …shit… you guess really are odd.
:TristanBC: You’re the one to speak, cutie.
>Most of your body is covered by clothes though.
:ZtoltBC: And? So is mine? No, I just want to know what you look like… the rest of you can wait.
:TristanBC: …until we’re alone in your bedroom, mate?
:ZtoltBC: …m-maybe?
:TristanBC: Sweet.

He disappears below the table for a second before suddenly appearing right next you, managing to glide under it as if it was water. Sitting down beside you, he gives you a large, toothy smile before lifting his hands up towards your snout. He wait just long enough for you to give him a sign to proceed before he starts moving his claws gently over your head, exploring it thoroughly but carefully.

:ZtoltBC: Hmm? What is this wet thing at the end here?
:TristanBC: That’s my nose.
:ZtoltBC: Oh… of course… and these teeth? Are they for… breaking through hard shells or…?
:TristanBC: They are for sucking your blood! Bluh!
:ZtoltBC: Wait, what? Really?
:TristanBC: Well, originally, yes, if you go back a few hundred thousand of years. Now we only use to eat meat…
:ZtoltBC: Heh… so now you only suck, eh?
:TristanBC: Hey! We’re a proud fucking people of suckers, thank you very much! We mostly suck dick nowadays, but still.
:ZtoltBC: Hehe… of course you do…

His hands move to your cheeks… and start playing around with your fur.

:ZtoltBC: You’re… fluffy.
:TristanBC: Hells yeah, I am the fluffiest motherfucker.
:ZtoltBC: It’s like an river of fluff!
:TristanBC: Okay, I’m not that fluffy, surely.
:ZtoltBC: I admit, it’s because I wasn’t expecting you to be fluffy? You don’t sound fluffy…
:TristanBC: And I’m guessing it’s a pleasant surprise because ow, you hind leg just scratched me.
:ZtoltBC: S-sorry.
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No. 975836 ID: 2c5282
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975836

>Say, can you do an active sonar scan? Like by actually emitting ultrasound?
:ZtoltBC: Haven’t you heard me clicking? That’s how I knew how to find you before. Though, it’s not perfect when there’s so many scumsuckers making noise and other things for the sound to bounce off from. But if I ever get you submerged in water, then you’ll hear what I can do!
:TristanBC: Snrk, you know, if you wanted me naked in a bath, you should have just asked, handsome.
:ZtoltBC: D-darkness, Tristan, stop that! You know that wasn’t what I meant, cutie!
:TristanBC: Hehe…
>That'd give you a pretty good resolution of both the shape and some of the internal anatomy of my body.
:ZtoltBC: Well… maybe? I don’t know how thick your body is but… it might be worth a try?
:TristanBC: It would be kind of neat.

>I didn’t look up your species beforehand, felt like it kinda defeated the purpose of meeting and learning about a literal alien species if you just read everything about them before the first meeting.
:ZtoltBC: Isn’t that kind of dangerous?
:TristanBC: I did read about anything that could be considered dangerous. Rather not have this day end with someone taking a trip to the hospital, eh? But did you read anything about my species?
:ZtoltBC: To be honest, I kind of didn’t have to time too. I mean, I looked you up, but there’s barely anything out there about you that’s easy to find… so… yeah… mostly the dangerous shit as well.
:TristanBC: We are the newest wankers around, so it’s kind of a given that there’s little info about us fuckers.
:ZtoltBC: Then I guess we’ll just have to learn along the way together, eh? It’s easier to cross the river with a partner after all, even if we’re a pair of scumsuckers.
:TristanBC: Fuck yeah!
>Heh, you can talk about how when mammals are born, they crawl around on their hands and knees for a while until they gradually learn how to walk on two feet.
:ZtoltBC: Really? We Raolme can run around like little shits as soon as we burst out of the egg, though by instinct we never venture far from the nest for the first year or two. But having wobbly legs for a few days after hatching isn’t that odd.
:TristanBC: Actually it takes us a year before we can even walk… and we don’t hatch from eggs.
:ZtoltBC: You… don’t? Oh, of course, you… are grown in birthing pods like the Tuul then?
:TristanBC: No?
:ZtoltBC: …you build your offspring from your own body like the Flaûgnir?
:TristanBC: Nope.
:ZtoltBC: …then you… split apart and clone yourself like those shape changers? …oh! Wait, of course! You grow in the ground! Like the Mrrgh!
:TristanBC: …now you’re just making things up?
:ZtoltBC: But if it isn’t… you’re not like the Gartag, surely? Giving live birth?
:TristanBC: Err… yes?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, geez, that’s horrifying! How can you handle having your own body being eaten from the inside like that!?
:TristanBC: What? No, that’s not… they pop out the same way they came in, alright! Like laying an egg?
:ZtoltBC: Oh… um… r-right…


:ZtoltBC: So… um… this is starting to get a bit awkward…
:TristanBC: I agree, so let’s change the subject.
:ZtoltBC: No, not that, though that doesn’t help, but… well… usually getting to know someone like this goes both ways?
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No. 975837 ID: b1b4f3

>>975836
Touch the Raolme. Touch it now. Give pets.
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No. 975838 ID: a9af05

>>975836
Ask if he's giving you permission to give him head pats and snout pats? If he says yes, go ahead and start giving him pats!
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No. 975839 ID: ce39da

"Sure, I'll humor you." Start touching his face. "The two eyeballs in my head already give me a pretty clear picture, is the thing. It'd be a different story if the room were too dark or you weren't right in front of me - different ways of perceiving all have their ups and downs, I guess!"
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No. 975843 ID: f8fa51

Do it! You can see him just fine, but there's definitely details to learn from touch, like texture, temperature. Our fingers are very sensitive sensory organs. Plus, I think it would make him more comfortable to be doing this the "normal" way for him.
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No. 975845 ID: 36784c

>>975836
Remember how you were resisting that urge to pet the tiny mobster? I think you can stop resisting now and start petting the tiny mobster!
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No. 975846 ID: ff3732

Oh I'm going to touch the hell out of you!... Withing reason given we are in public.
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No. 975847 ID: 2aa5f0

well might as well touch around his face and see what he feels like, and if it happens to take the form of petting well things just kinda happen.
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No. 975848 ID: a38353

Give em the ole pat pat.
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No. 975850 ID: 9f00f4

So does your kind have an instinct for social grooming? Or your culture recognize anything like that? We kind of have one from way back when, but civilization has limited it to things like brushing the hair of family, lovers, or close friends, and petting and rubbing domesticated companion animals, and giving massages to lovers.
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No. 975851 ID: ba56e6

>>975836
I've been checking you out all night, but I won't complain about getting permission to cop a feel.
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No. 975857 ID: e19a40

Before properly petting him feel his cheeks with your palm, use the tips of your fingers to slowly descend from the base of his jaw through the sides of his neck until you reach and grab his shoulders, than move one hand further down to his chest while the other dears to accompany his arm and hold his hand. After a few seconds release him because hand holding is supper gay.
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No. 975858 ID: 894419

>>975857
But this is supper, and Tristan is gay!
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No. 975873 ID: 9f00f4

Might as well explain the 'handholding as lewdness' joke/meme/reference. It originated as a criticism of overzealous censors doing blatantly unnecessary censorship in media, and then became its own joke. Handholding as a public display of affection isnt actually risque.
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No. 975878 ID: 5c1acd

>>975836
well you've been been given the go-ahead to act without worrying too much about offending his cultural norms, carefully run a hand from the exposed part of the back of his head up to his snout, just be sure not to snag the bowtie.
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No. 975886 ID: 9f00f4

>>975873

Also, on that note, FUCK CENSORSHIP!

>>975836

Good god, how much more resolution are you losing by not being underwater? That's it, we have GOT to go swimming together! Do you know a place where we can swim and can be as loud as we want?

>>975836

Are there any types of people that develop in eggs, but those eggs hatch internally, and the young come out without the egg? Some animal species do that from my world.
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No. 976069 ID: 2c5282
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976069

Mistake from the last post, it’s supposed to be Ztolt saying “Tail wrapping leads to fucking, everyone knows that! Hehe… “, not Tristan.

>Might as well explain the 'handholding as lewdness' joke/meme/reference.
Ztolt is intelligent enough to understand that on his own… and seeing as he made a joke about tail wrapping leading to lewd stuff, which he compared to hand shaking earlier, right after you said that it’s clear that he understood the joke.
>FUCK CENSORSHIP!
YEAH! FUCK THE OPPRESSION!

>Remember how you were resisting that urge to pet the tiny mobster? I think you can stop resisting now and start petting the tiny mobster!
Must… pet… cute… dragon… mobster…
>Touch the Raolme. Touch it now. Give pets.
YOU’RE GOING TO TOUCH IT! BY HELL, YOU’RE GOING TO TOUCH THE SHIT OUT OF THE RAOLME!


>Ask if he's giving you permission to give him head pats and snout pats?
:ZtoltBC: …I said you may touch my face to feel my texture and form.
:TristanBC: But… pats?
:ZtoltBC: …*sigh* fine, you may pat…
:TristanBC: SWEET!
>Oh I'm going to touch the hell out of you!
:ZtoltBC: H-hey, take it easy!
:TristanBC: Pat pat!
:ZtoltBC: Ugh…

Letting your hand lightly caress his head, you’re surprised how his scales feel against your fingers. You were expecting some kind of more reptilian feel, akin to an alligator, but it feels more like a… fish? Not to mention that the spines on his cheeks and neck are surprisingly sharp. His ears, on the other hand, are nice and kind of floppy! Oh, and it’s a delight to pat his little head…

:ZtoltBC: C-can you do something more than just pat me?
:TristanBC: But I love patting ya…
:ZtoltBC: I don’t like getting patted…
:TristanBC: Alright, time for scratches then!
:ZtoltBC: Time for wh-

Taking him by surprise, you decide to bring forth your secret weapon, scratches! As soon as you find that special spot behind his ear, you can outright feel his body purr as he leans into your hand in a vain attempt to increase the scriches received. Of course, the real snitch here is his hind leg, as it is scratching against the floor, similar to what he was doing earlier when you called him handsome.

:ZtoltBC: Ngg!?
:TristanBC: What was that, Sir Ztolt?
:ZtoltBC: S-shut up…
:TristanBC: Heh…

>So does your kind have an instinct for social grooming?
:ZtoltBC: No? I mean… we don’t have anything to groom in the first place?
:TristanBC: So you don’t clean each other? …or give massages? Or hug?
:ZtoltBC: Hugs happens, yes, and so do massages, but we don’t clean each other, no. That’s what we used to use those sucker fishes for.
:TristanBC: Sucker fish?
:ZtoltBC: Yeah, it’s kind of an old, expensive tradition nowadays, but we used to lay in the rivers back home and let the fish eat us clean. Of course, nowadays we just take a freaking bath and get the shit off that way, like normal people.
:TristanBC: Huh…
>Hold his hand.
You let your hand travel down his neck, past his bowtie and down his shoulder. It is really… round? Rounder than you thought? Then you continue your path across his arm, noticing on the way that it is seemingly bendable on far more places than your own arm, before finally arriving at your destination. As you embrace his hand with your own, it’s clear he doesn’t fully understand what you’re doing, making it feel like you’re holding the hand of a… well… pet… um…
>After a few seconds release him because hand holding is supper gay.
But what if you want to be super happy, huh?
>But this is supper, and Tristan is gay!
This is lunch, not supper… and you’re not gay, you’re more like… bi? Pan? You’re whatever you are when you like dicking cute girls, getting dicked by cute guys, getting mounted by handsome, blind dragon boys and are willing to get blown by a creature whose mere visage will drive normal people mad. But fuck labels, they are just shit that’s get in the way anyway. If you want to fuck an eldritch abomination, you’re going to fuck and eldritch abomination!

>Good god, how much more resolution are you losing by not being underwater?
:ZtoltBC: Resolution? No, it’s more like… some parts are… missing? Undefined? There’s often so much noise and other things around when you’re out like this, making it hard to hear the details, but if you under water… well… then it’s easy to hear everything. Not to mention that the vibrating water goes around your body, making you look more… well… 3 dimensional? Out here… well… at times I hear your body stretching all the way back to the wall behind you, making it hard to hear just how big you are.
>That's it, we have GOT to go swimming together! Do you know a place where we can swim and can be as loud as we want?
:ZtoltBC: As I said, I usually just use the large pool back home, but we will probably not be left alone there. Otherwise… I’m sure there are a few public baths around? …or spas? I’m sure I can pull a few strings to get one cleaned out on short notice. Or we can just use my tub if you can do without swimming around part.
:TristanBC: Hmm… well, it would be fun either way…
:ZtoltBC: Wait, weren’t we going to that pub? …or was it the festival? Or do you rather go for a swim?
:TristanBC: It is tempting…
:ZtoltBC: Either way, I’m going to need to… um… visit the gents first, but after that… what do you want to do?
:TristanBC: Hmm… let me think… but first thing first!

You give him a quick scratch behind the ear, to the surprise of Ztolt but to the delight of his foot.

:ZtoltBC: Ah! H-hey, s-stop that!
:TristanBC: Make me~
:ZtoltBC: …f-fine… continue…
:TristanBC: Scritchi scrich!
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No. 976071 ID: b1b4f3

>>976069
It's more like you're holding a foot, isn't it? What about his neck, looks like there are some bigger scales there or something.
Anyway this is probably embarrassing for him so that's enough scritches for now.

I still want to go to the festival.
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No. 976072 ID: 2aa5f0

well I say head to the pub next and see how the two of you are feeling after that. If you both feel lazy and want to relax hit a spa or something low effort, if you both feel fine that continue with the original plan and head to the festival.
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No. 976081 ID: ba56e6

>>976072
Agreed
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No. 976100 ID: 652b23

>>976072
A pint never goes wrong. And Festivals always have something interesting to do.
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No. 976138 ID: 36784c

>>976069
Alright, you've had your fun, but I think it's time to stop now. He seemed to be getting a little uncomfortable with the petting.

>Pub or festival?
Do you know how strong the alien alcohol is? You said it yourself, you easily get shitfaced, so even their least alcoholic drink might knock you on your ass!

I think skipping the pub and going straight to the festival might be better.
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No. 976143 ID: 9f00f4

Both the pub AND the festival sound fun! Besides, just stay with the alcohol by volume (and quantity of liquid) you're used to and you'll be fine.
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No. 976208 ID: f8fa51

Yeah, you were going to go to a bar, so go do that.
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No. 976390 ID: 2c5282
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976390

>It's more like you're holding a foot, isn't it?
It’s more like holding the paw of an animal, so yes, it’s kind of like holding a foot.
>What about his neck, looks like there are some bigger scales there or something.
Most of the scales on his neck are pretty much the same, though there are some sharp spikes on the back of it.


>Anyway this is probably embarrassing for him so that's enough scritches for now.
:ZtoltBC: …thank you.
:TristanBC: So… do you want to continue later?
:ZtoltBC: … … …*huff* m-maybe…
:TristanBC: heh…
>A pint never goes wrong.
:ZtoltBC: A what?
:TristanBC: A pint? You know, a fucking glass of piss water that gets you shitfaced?
:ZtoltBC: Oh! You mean a chug of knockout juice? So I gather you want to hit the bar next then? Though I’m not sure I’m up to getting shitfaced, because by the darkness sake, that doesn’t sound pleasant.
:TristanBC: Heh, the idea is not to get shitfaced, but mistakes are made when you’re drunk, eh?
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, no fucking shit…
>After the pub, if you both feel lazy and want to relax hit a spa or something low effort, if you both feel fine that continue with the original plan and head to the festival.
:ZtoltBC: That sounds like a plan, though remember that I owe you a dinner, right?
:TristanBC: Only if I get to pay for the lunch!
:ZtoltBC: Well, I was going to take the initiative and offer to myself, but if you insist.
:TristanBC: Hey, no sweat, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Then it is settled.

:ZtoltBC: Right, but before we leave I need to… um… visit the gents, yes. How about you pay for the meal while you wait?
:TristanBC: I’ll do that.
:ZtoltBC: Be right back, Tristan.
:TristanBC: Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave, Ztolt.
:ZtoltBC: I’m… not sure what you meant with that but I’m going to take it as a compliment, because why the fuck not, right?

And with that he walks away, disappearing into the depths of the café.
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No. 976391 ID: 2c5282
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976391

>Do you know how strong the alien alcohol is? You said it yourself, you easily get shitfaced, so even their least alcoholic drink might knock you on your ass!
Don’t worry, you’ve been to that pub a few times before. After all, you’ve had a few gigs there and there’s always a party after those things!
>Just stay with the alcohol by volume (and quantity of liquid) you're used to and you'll be fine.
Right… which is usually so fucking simple when you’re nervous about a date while in the process of getting drunk…


:TozyBC: ‘ey, you there, the broad in the leather!
:TristanBC: Huh? Who? Me?

Suddenly, a… female(?) Raolme, and a rather fat one at that, skitters across the floor towards you, stopping abruptly right in front of you.

:TozyBC: Who else would I be talking to, eh wise guy!? See, some people don’t appreciate you getting too close to Sir Ztolt, so you better leave or we’ll need to teach you some respect, capiche?

She tries and fail to discreetly hand you 100cred bill, which isn’t even enough to cover the lunch you just ordered…

:TozyBC: ‘ere’s for the trouble. For darkness sake, this doesn’t need to be ‘ard, you just need to leave and forget about this and we’ll forget about you as well! Bada boom bada bing!

…who the fuck is this wanking git of a shit stain who is trying to piss all over your bloody date? Damn pillock is just begging to get her arse kicked!

:TozyBC: So take the moolah and get out of ‘ere, chump!
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No. 976394 ID: cdabe3

... is she his sister
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No. 976395 ID: f56a2b

"You're lucky I'm in a good mood. Run along now."
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No. 976397 ID: a1c44a

Even if I hated him for such a pathetic bribe I'd keep seeing him out of spite. Unlucky for you I happen to really like Zotl. Now please leave me alone.
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No. 976398 ID: 2aa5f0

pretend your translator is being wonky and purposely misunderstand her.

Sorry my translator is acting up, you want change and to take a dump? Well ask the cashier for some change I guess and bathrooms are that way.

keep mishearing them. Oh and if it tries to bit you just hit it with a chair.
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No. 976405 ID: a38353

"wow, didn't know assholes could speak, but here you are."

don't even bother with them.
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No. 976410 ID: bc4729

Mate, i don't want any trouble, but we are going to have some if you keep being a prick. I am trying to have a nice date with an handsome young man and you are being a bother. So pretty please, fuck off?
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No. 976412 ID: cf24dd

Make sure you take a picure of them. Just be polite and offer them a seat until ztolt gets back. Just chat and waste their time, annoyed is okat but you don't want their family actually getting angry at you.
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No. 976416 ID: b1b4f3

Tell her that Ztolt told you about his sisters. She's going to have to start showing him some respect if she wants an ounce of yours. She can start by fucking right off.
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No. 976421 ID: e19a40

Don't answer her, don't even say anything. Ignore her as much as possible while you pay the bill and wait for Ztolt to return. Whatever is going on here you better consult him.
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No. 976422 ID: b1b4f3

If you do take a picture, don't forget to set it to Raolme mode.
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No. 976424 ID: 36784c

>>976391
Pretend your translator isn’t working and announce loudly. “What’s that? You want to pay me to have sex with you? Sorry, I’m not a prostitute. Besides, I’m currently in the middle of a date, so I can’t leave.”

……hey, Tristan, can you whistle? Because Raolme are sensitive to loud noises, so if she keeps messing with you, you can whistle at her.

All you really need to do is stall until Ztolt comes back. Just make sure you don’t let this lady bully you into leaving. And no matter how much money she tries to give you, don’t take any of it.
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No. 976426 ID: f8fa51

>>976421
Agreed. You don't know who this is or what this is about, and anything you do say could betray your ignorance. Yes, there's some assumptions you could make but nothing concrete. Just ignore them.
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No. 976442 ID: ba56e6

>>976412
This.
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No. 976447 ID: a9af05

>>976391
I wonder if she's one of the sisters that Ztolt mentioned?

Just ignore her until Ztolt comes back. Don't let her try to force you out either.
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No. 976448 ID: 3d5d68

>>976391
chill, no need to cause a scene which would mess with the date.
not enough info on who this is to start talking shit, best politely turn them down and wait for Ztolt to come back.
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No. 976479 ID: ba56e6

Ztolt definitely did not have that accent. Did she rig her translator intentionally to sound like a movie mobster?
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No. 976521 ID: 2c5282
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976521

>Pretend your translator is being wonky and purposely misunderstand her.
While it might be funny, you’re not sure you can come up with enough bullshit to make it sound believable.
>Oh and if it tries to bite you just hit it with a chair.
That’s a horrible idea! Chairs are slow and expensive! No, instead you kick them in the balls! …or in this case, their… head? It’s kind of in the right place?
>Hey, Tristan, can you whistle? Because Raolme are sensitive to loud noises, so if she keeps messing with you, you can whistle at her.
Hmm… that might work, sure, but it might also hurt any other Raolme around, including Ztolt, so it’s a bit of an overkill?
>... is she his sister.
…maybe? You’re not sure how to tell but… she’s green instead of red and both her ears and snout has a different shape compared to Ztolt, so… maybe not?
>Ztolt definitely did not have that accent. Did she rig her translator intentionally to sound like a movie mobster?
You’re pretty sure she’s trying to sound like a movie mobster from one of their movies and the translator is using the slangs from our movies to compensate… wait, doesn’t that mean that they are teaching the translator by showing it our movies?
>Chill, no need to cause a scene which would mess with the date.
Right. As much as you want to give this bitch a verbal beat down, you’re on a date… and need to keep fucking calm for once…


>I am trying to have a nice date with a handsome young man and you are being a bother. So pretty please, fuck off?
:TozyBC: Oh, but that’s the problem, you dimwitted broad! The boss said that no one was go out with the boy, so they sent me to make sure it stayed that way, see?
>"You're lucky I'm in a good mood. Run along now."
:TozyBC: Oh, I’m sure you’re in a good mood after I gave you that… hmhm, incense, hmm? Now, if you want more where that came from, doll… why… just blow Sir Ztolt and be gone!
:TristanBC: …I’m pretty sure you meant incentive, not incense… and you made it sound like you wanted me to- you know what, never mind. Here, you can your comically small bribe back…
:TozyBC: Oh? It’s not enough cabbage for ya, toots? Then how about this?
:TristanBC: ...that’s 20 credits more… I can buy… what… a fucking soda with that?
:TozyBC: You can buy two sodas! …err… two small sodas… um…
:TristanBC: …yeah, how about… no?
>Even if I hated him for such a pathetic bribe I'd keep seeing him out of spite.
:TozyBC: How about if I offer you this sweet ice!?
:TristanBC: That’s a keychain…
:TozyBC: It’s a diamond!
:TristanBC: Made of plastic…

>Just ignore her until Ztolt comes back. Don't let her try to force you out either.
:TozyBC: I see you want to do this the ‘ard way, eh? Fine, then let’s do this the ‘ard way! If you don’t leave right now I’ll make sure you’re going to need a meat wagon, capiche?
:TristanBC:
:TozyBC: I’ll make you enter the big sleep, you dimwitted bim!
:TristanBC:
:TozyBC: I’ll give you a Razzikan Overcoat to sleep in!
:TristanBC: …*sigh*
>Just be polite and offer them a seat until ztolt gets back.
:TristanBC: How about this, you can take a seat, shut the fuck up and wait for Ztolt to come back?
:TozyBC: No way, you’re leaving before ‘e gets back, or I’ll bop ya!
:TristanBC:
>Make sure you take a picure of them. Don't forget to set it to Raolme mode.
You quickly pull out your datapad and snap a picture of her. It makes the same weird clicking sound as last time.

:TozyBC: D-did you just take a picture of me!?
:TristanBC: Yes. Now sod off or I’ll show it to Ztolt.
:TozyBC: Oh, fuck no, you’re not! Give it to me!

She stands up on her hind legs in an attempt to get closer to your eyelevel while opening her maw to show of row after row of wicked teeth. It might have been a bit intimidating if it wasn’t for her losing her balance and having to grab your leg to prevent herself from falling over.

:TozyBC: Do you know who I am!?
:TristanBC: Should I?
:TozyBC: I’m fucking Tozy of the Xai family! I’m going to ruin your darn life and all your friends lives if you don’t-
:TristanBC: OKAY, ENOUGH! Listen here, you little shit, I have no idea who you are, why you trying to do this or for whom, but know this.
:TozyBC: I w-
:TristanBC: If you so much look at one of my friends I’m going to shove your head so far up your fucking arse that it’s going to be protected by your freaking ribcage, capiche?
:TozyBC: B-but I- err…

You see her head dart to the side, as if she just heard something and it doesn’t take long for you to figure out what. At the other side of the café you can see Ztolt leaving the bathrooms and starting to make his way over to you. Too bad he’s blind and can’t see this fucker trying to intimidate you.

:TozyBC: Aw, nincompoop! This isn’t over!

She’s starts to leave, letting go of you and landing back on all four of her claws. If you wanted to, you might be able to keep her for Ztolt to find… or you can just let her go and hope she’ll stay out of the way…
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No. 976523 ID: b1b4f3

>>976521
Hmm, right. A stalker, then. I'm guessing either Xai is a rival family, or she's claiming to be someone she isn't. Since she didn't leave when you asked I guess you're free to show the picture to Ztolt. No need to make her stay here; that would probably cause more trouble than it's worth.
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No. 976525 ID: 36784c

>>976521
Call out to Tozy and say, “By the way, I’m not a broad, I’m a guy.”

I don’t think you should keep this a secret. You should tell Ztolt about what happened and show him the picture you took.
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No. 976527 ID: 2aa5f0

bet she's just some girl that has a crush on Ztolt and either hasn't approached him for one reason or another or was rejected for being a bitch. Maybe bring her up but honestly it would rather just to focus back on the date.
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No. 976530 ID: b1b4f3

He'll be able to smell her anyway, hiding it would make you look bad.
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No. 976532 ID: 14c138

Tell her to stop being an creepy otherfucker and leave Ztolt alone.
Then tell him what happened, he deserves to know. But be reasuaring, don't make a fuss out of it.
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No. 976533 ID: 0d6409

If anything the photo seemed like a good plan to intimidate and maybe get insurance, we don't need to bring it up and stress our man Zstolt out on the first date.

As long as your honest later its fine, this is a first date, just don't keep it a secret. No real harm done anyways right? Just some weird jealous nobody who got in the way of a great date so far.
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No. 976540 ID: a38353

Xai was Ztolt's family i think, so it was probably somone related to him in some way atleast. weirdly entertaining, though.

We should tell Ztolt the whole thing.
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No. 976541 ID: f8fa51

Them calling you a broad isn't important. You really don't care if they know what your gender is, or their opinion on much of anything really, as long as they stay away from you and Ztolt.

As for trying to stop them from getting away... why would you? You have a picture, and you wanted them to go away and leave you alone anyway. The real question is whether you want to show Ztolt that picture. It might ruin the mood.
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No. 976551 ID: ba56e6

Let the dumb broad leave.
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No. 976559 ID: a9af05

>>976521
Ztolt is going to smell Tozy's scent on you, so there's no point in trying to hide that she was here. You might as well tell him what's going on.
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No. 976560 ID: 19da02

Tell him that some crazy chick wanted you to blow him in the bathroom, which you aren't opposed to, but thought it would be polite to ask him first.
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No. 976633 ID: 2c5282
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976633

>I'm guessing either Xai is a rival family, or she's claiming to be someone she isn't.
Wait, didn’t Ztolt say his family was called Xai? Which means… they are related? So she was his sister or… did she lie? But why lie about that? She might just have been a shitty liar, of course…
>Xai was Ztolt's family i think, so it was probably someone related to him in some way at least.
Sir Ztolte tol Xai… which you guess means the Xai family… so they were related? Or…?
>Bet she's just some girl that has a crush on Ztolt and either hasn't approached him for one reason or another or was rejected for being a bitch.
If she had a crush on him it would be kind of awkward if they were indeed related… which means she has to have lied about it if that’s her motive. Or she can be a really distant relative? …or maybe they don’t fucking care about gross shit like that? They are aliens, who knows!?

>Tell her to stop being a creepy motherfucker and leave Ztolt alone.
:TozyBC: A wise gal, eh? See, I’m just doing my job, capiche?
:TristanBC: Well, go do your stinking job somewhere else then!
>“By the way, I’m not a broad, I’m a guy.”
:TozyBC: …y-you’re a wh- Aw shit.
>Let the dumb broad leave.
She scrambles off at a surprising speed for her… “size”, and you let her, figuring that it’s probably too much of a fucking bother stopping her to be worth it.

:ZtoltBC: Hmm, where you just talking to someone?


>He'll be able to smell her anyway, hiding it would make you look bad.
:ZtoltBC: *Sniff*Sniff* Why do you suddenly smell like cheap perfume?
:TristanBC: As soon as you left, some lady Raolme started harassing me about you.
:ZtoltBC: Huh? What? Who would dare to… why would… what happened?
>Tell him that some crazy chick wanted you to blow him in the bathroom, which you aren't opposed to, but thought it would be polite to ask him first.
:ZtoltBC: She wanted you to… that can’t be right?
:TristanBC: I’m pretty sure she meant blow this joint and leave you, but it came out wrong. She even tried to bribe me with 120creds!
:ZtoltBC: 120k? That’s a lot of pocket change just to ruin a date…
:TristanBC: No, 120 credits. No extra zeros or any other shit.
:ZtoltBC: …okay, that makes both more sense and less at the same time. Who would try to bribe someone with that petty sum?
:TristanBC: That was what I fucking thought!
:ZtoltBC: But you were joking about the blowing me in the bathroom, right?
:TristanBC: Err… sure…?
:ZtoltBC: Because we barely know each other, for starters. Not to mention that doing it in a fucking public toilet is kind of disgusting.
:TristanBC: R-right…
>You should tell Ztolt about what happened and show him the picture you took.
:ZtoltBC: Huh… I can’t shake the feeling I’ve met her before…
:TristanBC: She did say she was part of the Xai family…
:ZtoltBC: She did? Wait, what was her fragrance? Which color did she smell off?
:TristanBC: Dude, I don’t have that kind of bloody smell. I can say she was green, though.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, she probably was from the Xaiken part then. They are rather far removed from myself, so it’s a given they would be broke as shit. Of course, this probably means someone hired her to annoy me.
:TristanBC: You don’t sound surprised at all.
:ZtoltBC: It’s probably one of my idiotic sisters… or both of them. I wouldn’t put it past those masturbators. Also kind of wished you would have kept that fucker here so I would have had a chance to teach her some respect and not to mess with me. No matter. Let’s forget about that and enjoy the rest of the day, shall we?
:TristanBC: Fuck yeah! Let’s forget about those wankers and party, mate! I just need to pay for the food and we’ll be off to the pub!
:ZtoltBC: A drink does sound like a smell in the eternal darkness right now.

Before you can leave, Ztolt’s tail whips around his body holding what looks like some kind of cigar.

:ZtoltBC: Also, of course I forget my lighter at home. You don’t happen to have some fire on you? Wait, maybe I should ask if the pub is smoke free or not. Wait, no, I should ask if you want a cigar as well first! …err… I mean, I should ask if you don’t mind me smoking… first…?
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No. 976635 ID: 4854ef

Tiny mobster continues to act like tiny mobster. Though you should probably check to see if this place allows smoking. Do you see any signs?
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No. 976636 ID: b1b4f3

>>976633
That "cigar" must smell completely unlike an Earth cigar considering how bad tobacco smoke smells. If you've got a lighter in your bag hand it over, but no cigar for you. Bad for your lungs anyway.
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No. 976639 ID: ce39da

"Eh, I don't think the smell is completely awful, and it's not like we were going to be doing oral. Sorry to say I don't have a light. Aren't those bad for you? Or is that just our biology and/or cigars?"
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No. 976646 ID: 2aa5f0

tell him not to worry about it and light up his fag if you can. and if you've been to that pub before you should know if they allow smoking or not.
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No. 976647 ID: 9f00f4

Don't mention sex stuff right now! It went badly last time, time to put the damn brakes on that!

Wait for alcohol to lubricate the conversation first before mentioning any sex stuff.

For example, he didn't have the cultural context of illicit homosexual liaisons in bathrooms, which stems from how in your world, homosexuality was taboo and/or illegal for centuries (and still is in some places), and men had to find private places for emotionless, quick trysts to find some level of sexual satisfaction. Really, the fact he was repulsed by the smell or lack of sanitation of all things means that his world is likely further from any equivalent taboos that would necessitate such furtive (and ultimately tragic if you think about it--they're about meaningless sex, not finding love!) traditions.
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No. 976648 ID: 36784c

>>976633
Pay for the food and go outside before you help Ztolt light his cigar. And don’t forget your umbrella! It’d suck if the sun fucked up your shit during your date!

Tell Ztolt that you’ll pass on smoking, but you don’t mind if he smokes. If he asks why you’ve got a lighter when you don’t smoke, tell him that one of your band mates also smokes and you carry it around for when he/she forgets his/her lighter. You’re a nice guy like that.
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No. 976654 ID: a38353

Smoke em if ya got em.
But not really, no smoking for us, but if we have a lighter help him out.
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No. 976659 ID: 14c138

Not a smoker but you are around places where people smoke, so all good in that department.
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No. 976733 ID: 6e6f32

Sure, I'll take a cigar. Though last time i smoked it was a blunt...
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No. 976740 ID: 3d5d68

>>976633
well of course you've got a light, burning things is sweet and you've got bandmates who need a light from time to time, although you've never had a proper cigar before... probably best to decline for now, with how well-tuned Raolme sense of smell is they are probably pretty intense... but fuck it, if he offers a try of his don't turn it down, you only live once
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No. 976752 ID: ba56e6

>>976654
Yeah.
Trist smokes, but not cigs.
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No. 976760 ID: 2c5282
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976760

>Tiny mobster continues to act like tiny mobster.
While it is adorable, it’s also getting a bit concerning… after all, what if he is the son of some motherfucking mafia boss who’ll give you concrete shoes and throw you in some shitty lake as soon as you slip up and slight him? While you’re all for sticking it to the man, a genuine crime family might be a bit too hot to handle… not to mention that they’ll probably are part of the man in the first place... or you’re just having some crappy paranoid fantasies again and Ztolt here is fine and decent…

>Don't mention sex stuff right now! It went badly last time, time to put the damn brakes on that!
He does indeed seem a bit more prudish about the subject than you are, so you’ll probably need to tone it down a few notches.
>Last time i smoked it was a blunt...
You have no idea how he, or for that matter, this very world will react to the subject of dope. Let’s shut the fuck up about the subject until you know more. It’s not like your addicted or anything anyway… nor have any idea how the find the stuff here…
>Don’t forget your umbrella! It’d suck if the sun fucked up your shit during your date!
Don’t worry, you’re not that much of a stinking sod that you’ll forget your stuff, including the ‘brella and glasses.
>Pay for the food.
You’ll pay on the way out, no sweat.


>Smoke em if ya got em.
:ZtoltBC: Well, if you don’t mind me puff some scummy smoke…
>No cigar for you. Bad for your lungs anyway.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, this is a fine cigar, Tristan, not cheap shit you just puff. You don’t pull this kind of scum into your lungs, just getting it into your mouth is enough.
:TristanBC: They are still a toxin or some crap, no?
:ZtoltBC: These things? Nah, getting your hands on anything that’s dangerous is way to expensive around these parts… besides, why poison the body when you can get the good shit without it.
:TristanBC: So nicotine is illegal here?
:ZtoltBC: I have no idea what that is, but if it’s dangerous then probably?
:TristanBC: Hmm… my mate did have to give away her packet of fags when we arrived, now that I think about it… had to smoke these weird purple sticks since then…
:ZtoltBC: Don’t go for those cigs myself. Prefer the finer shit, you know.

>With how well-tuned Raolme sense of smell is they are probably pretty intense...
:ZtoltBC: Ha! These things aren’t for just any scum suckers, true, but they aren’t that bad.
:TristanBC: They do look fucking expensive if anything.
:ZtoltBC: Nah, these things aren’t that opulent. You can’t get the really good shit on this ass end of the galaxy without going through some major hoops. These things might be better than the scum you buy at the store, but that’s just because we grow it ourselves… I mean, we don’t actually… we just own the business that makes them.
:TristanBC: You make your own cigars?
:ZtoltBC: If you want quality for a fair price… though of course, it’s never made a profit, but getting this stuff is worth it.
:TristanBC: I’m sure it fucking is, mate.
>But fuck it, if he offers a try of his don't turn it down, you only live once.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, you can take a drag if you want later.
:TristanBC: I just might.
>You've been to that pub before you should know if they allow smoking or not.
:TristanBC: The bar does have a smoking section, so it should be fine. Want me to light that fucker up for you or do you want to wait?
:ZtoltBC: I was mostly concern about not getting it lit at all, but if you have some fire then by the darkness I needn’t worry! No, I’ll save these bad boys for when we’re sitting still and enjoying a glass of [TNF!].
:TristanBC: My arse do need a pint right now, true…
:ZtoltBC: By the way, why do you have a lighter if you don’t smoke?
:TristanBC: One of my mates in the band is a smoker and she’s complete shit when it comes to remembering to bring stuff with her, so I’ve just made it a habit to always have lighter on me for her sake. I’m just a fucking sweet guy like that.
:ZtoltBC: That does sound kind of like a sweet thing to do.
:TristanBC: Besides, it’s always fun to burn stuff anyway, heh.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, can’t stand the smell of smoke myself, so no thanks.
:TristanBC: But speaking of burning daylight…

You arrive at the pub that you’ve had your recent gigs at, a place called Interstellar Harmonics. They specialize in weird alien music and even weirder alien booze, making it a perfect place for an alien like yourself to make some quick cash and get shitfaced. Not to mention they are the only place on this whole fucking planet that serves a proper fucking pint of piss water.

Outside you spot the new bouncer, who just happened to be your other roommate. He did talk about getting a job in security a few days ago, but you didn’t think it was at this place. What was this muscle heads name again? Eh… can’t really remember, but who the fuck cares anyway…

:TristanBC: Hey, my man!
:ReedBC: Eh? Oh! It’s you! Yo, bro! What’s up?
:TristanBC: Oh, not much. Just going for a pint with this handsome fellow here.
:ZtoltBC: Do you know this man?
:TristanBC: He’s my roommate, mate. So, are you going to let us in or…?
:ReedBC: Oh, err… well, about that, dude… we’re kind of full?
:TristanBC: …what? It’s the middle of the day? Why are you full already?
:ReedBC: Apparently there’s some kind of popular band playing tonight, so people have been reserving seats for the whole day just to not miss out.
:TristanBC: Fucking seriously?
:ReedBC: I know, it sucks, bro. I mean, there’s barely anyone inside right now, but that might change any moment, you know? So sorry, nothing I can do, dude.

You feel Ztolt tug on your jacket, signaling for you to bend down so he can whisper to you…

:ZtoltBC: You want me to deal with him?

…what does he even mean with that? It sounded kind of ominous. While you’re not really friends, this guy is still your roommate, so you’re sure you can persuade him to let the two of you the fuck in… probably. Of course, you can always just accept that this place is full and leave… but you really wanted that pint…
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No. 976769 ID: b1b4f3

>>976760
His name's Reed. What's the matter, don't like him very much?
No seats, huh? What about standing room? You're just looking to have a drink and listen to a little music. You won't be staying that long. Heck, it's pretty likely someone's going to miss their reservation anyway.

If he won't budge, see what Ztolt will do. It's a good test to see if you're in over your head or not.
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No. 976771 ID: f8fa51

>>976760
Ask Ztolt what he's suggesting. You don't want to be "that guy", and you can always go somewhere else if need be. No need to be pushy.
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No. 976776 ID: 3d5d68

>>976760
eh, in any other situation I'd say do whatever but you don't want any shit coming back on ye roomie. Goes against bro code. so it's fine, there's other places around. Maybe Ztolt can think of somewhere? or maybe it'd be an idea to head to the festival now and get drinks after
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No. 976787 ID: 19fdd8

>>976760
He's just doing his job. See if you can reserve seating too, though.
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No. 976789 ID: a38353

Eh, if the Bar is a no go we might as well just get to the festival stuff instead.
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No. 976795 ID: 2aa5f0

hmm, quick question. Do they have a beer garden at the festival? Might not be the same but if you can grab some booze and figure out what you two want to do at the festival once you finish your drinks it should all work out in the end.
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No. 976799 ID: ba56e6

>>976760
Ask Reed if there's some way he can swing it. You'll owe him one, he knows you don't cop out on that shit.
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No. 976872 ID: 36784c

>>976760
>You want me to deal with him?
Tell Ztolt that sounds really ominous and almost like he’s going to hurt Reed.

Remind Ztolt that Reed is your roommate and you have to live with him, so if he’s going to do something, ask him to please not do something to Reed that would hurt him.
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No. 976884 ID: 77abda

"Deal with him?" You are going to have to elaborate. You mean like, bribe him? That wouldn't be that bad. That's what money is for, right? If it's not money, then no, thank you, you can do something else for now.
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No. 976908 ID: a9af05

>>976760
Tell Ztolt to go ahead, but please don't hurt the person you have to live with.
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No. 976980 ID: 2c5282
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976980

>His name's Reed.
Oh, yeah, that’s fucking right. Reed! That’s his name! You think…
>What's the matter, don't like him very much?
He’s probably a sweet guy who has his shit together, it’s just that you just don’t have a lot in common, seeing as he’s a muscle head sport guy and you’re… well… you.
>In any other situation I'd say do whatever but you don't want any shit coming back on ye roomie. Goes against bro code.
Not sure if you would call him a bro, but you would be a real arse to ruin his shit just to impress your date. So let’s try being a swell guy to him.


>hmm, quick question. Do they have a beer garden at the festival?
:ZtoltBC: …a what garden?
:TristanBC: An alcohol garden?
:ZtoltBC: …I have to admit, by the darkness that sounds fucking sweet, but I don’t think they have any kind of gardens at all at that place. As for alcohol, there’s either expensive, cultural stuff that’s an acquired taste or cheap shit that’s way overpriced.
:TristanBC: So… that’s a no then…
>Ask Ztolt what he's suggesting.
:ZtoltBC: Oh, you know… I’ll contact some people that will… heh… convince him to let us pass…
>Tell Ztolt that sounds really ominous and almost like he’s going to hurt Reed.
:ZtoltBC: What? Hurt h- I was just going to call his boss! Then it’s a simple task of explaining to them why it would be a good idea to let us inside, no?
:TristanBC: Uh huh…
:ZtoltBC: You know how it is. You know people who know people, so people always want to be on your good side and owe you a favor…
:TristanBC: I can’t say that I do… Either way, let me try talking to him first, alright?
:ZtoltBC: If you wish…
>It's a good test to see if you're in over your head or not.
He didn’t want to hurt him, sure, but… you’re still not sure if he was going to threaten people or not with that call…


>No seats, huh? What about standing room?
:ReedBC: Bro, you know what I mean when I say we’re fully booked, man. It means we’re full!
:TristanBC: Yes, I gathered as much.
:ReedBC: Also, I don’t think we have a room for standing around in…
>Ask Reed if there's some way he can swing it. You'll owe him one, he knows you don't cop out on that shit.
:ReedBC: Dude, you seem like a rad guy and all, but I don’t think you’ve ever owed me anything before?
:TristanBC: Wait, really?
:ReedBC: Or have you, dude? I usually don’t owe people things… it’s more fun to just help people, bro.
:TristanBC: Well, then you can help me and my friend here right now, eh?
:ReedBC: I don’t know… my boss wouldn’t appreciate me going around swinging anything that might be dangerous… and I don’t really see how me swinging anything would help you get inside, dude…
:TristanBC: …that’s not what I fucking meant…

>You're just looking to have a drink and listen to a little music. You won't be staying that long.
:ReedBC: Hmm… I guess there’s room right now…
:TristanBC: It’s not like we’re going to stay for the band everyone wants to hear. Hell, it's pretty likely someone's going to miss their reservation anyway or some shit.
:ReedBC: I don’t know, man… if my boss catches me letting people in when we’re full, dude, I might get in trouble…
:TristanBC: He don’t need to know, does he? If we leave before it get freaking full, not one arse will know that you let us in, eh? So no sweat, mate.
:ReedBC: I guess it wouldn’t hurt…
:TristanBC: And you would do a good deed, helping me and my date get a pint or two, eh? So what do you say, mate, deal?
:ReedBC: Date? That’s you’re date, bro? Man, how did you meet someone that fast after coming here?
:TristanBC: Oh! Glad you asked mate! I got a site just for you if you wish to meet cute aliens like this one here.
:ZtoltBC: I’m not cute…
:ReedBC: Well, they aren’t exactly my type, dude, but… well…
:TristanBC: Say no more. Here, let me show you something.

With well-practiced grace, you slide up right next to him and tap a few times on the data pad he is holding, bringing up the interspecies dating site you found earlier.

:TristanBC: Aliena Affinitas, when you want to meet a cute alien girl… or gent…
:ReedBC: Oh, that’s… I do have to give this site a look. Thanks man.
:TristanBC: So, are you willing to let us in now, mate? I’ll still owe ya… and worst case scenario you can just kick us out again, right?
:ReedBC: I guess… Alright, fine, just promise me not to cause a scene, bro.
:TristanBC: I promise, mate.
:ZtoltBC: You got my word, good sir.
:ReedBC: I’ll send you a message when people start arriving so you know when to leave, alright, dude?
:TristanBC: Sure, sure, don’t sweat it man. You won’t even notice we’re here.
:ReedBC: And good luck with the date, bro.
:TristanBC: Same, mate!
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No. 976981 ID: 2c5282
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976981

The two of you find a vacant seat near the back of the establishment, where the two of you will get some privacy while still being able to see the scene, which is currently occupied by a large tank of water for some reason? You barely have the time to ponder why that is before you attention is stolen by Ztolt, who is trying his hardest to scamper up the tall chairs they have here.

:ZtoltBC: Ugh, these chairs aren’t designed for someone like me…
:TristanBC: I’m sure we can find some more suitable shit if-
:ZtoltBC: No, no, this is fine. Oh, and I’m impressed how you handled the muscles out there. You’re a fast scummer, if anything.
:TristanBC: Thanks?
:ZtoltBC: By the way, did you have a light?
:TristanBC: Right here, mate.

You flip open your lighter and let the flame engulf the end of his cigar.

:ZtoltBC: Was that… butane I smelled? How delightfully primitive contraption that thing is…
:TristanBC: Hey, we can’t all be massive fucking interstellar empires with super technology, you know.
:ZtoltBC: Hey, no sweat, we’ve all been the new species, you know. But thank you. Are you sure you don’t want one? They are some good shit.
:TristanBC: I think I’ll be content with just getting a taste from yours, Ztolt.
:ZtoltBC: But you really need to try it while sipping on a [TNF!], because by the eternal dark, it’s like the nectar from the source.
:TristanBC: Honestly, I was just going to grab a pint…
:ZtoltBC: A pint of what? You know, maybe we should try some of each other’s alcohol? We both order something interesting and let the other have a taste? Oh! But speaking of cultural exchange, this would be a great time to discuss your… well, our species as a whole, because I’m still kind of in the dark of whom you guys are. You are a bit weird, after all, standing on two legs and eating pretty much anything…
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No. 976984 ID: 77abda

Huh... what DO you know about your species, Tristan? Maybe you can ask him to ask you for more specific information and you can work around that. What did you learn in school?
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No. 976985 ID: a38353

Ah, Reed is a himbo, i see.

Oh yes, trying eachothers alcohol, that sounds like a good idea, small amounts though don't want to drink like an entire bottle of their equivalent of like...Everclear or something.

and talking about species stuff sounds like a good plan.
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No. 976987 ID: b1b4f3

>>976981
>sampling exotic beverages
Uh, sure. You tried a few other things but found something similar to what you have on Earth so you stuck with that.
Home comforts, am I right?
Still, an occasional adventure doesn't hurt.

>talk about our species
That's a bit difficult, since you don't know all the differences between you and most other aliens. How about he goes first, and talks about what's different between his species and aliens besides you? That should give you some idea of what to talk about.
Also, there are some things you can talk about without knowing what's different. Basic biology, like the skeleton and organs, sleeping and eating habits...
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No. 976994 ID: 36784c

>>976981
>your attention is stolen by Ztolt, who is trying his hardest to scamper up the tall chairs they have here.
Make a joke to him about how if he has trouble getting in tall chairs, you’ll be more than happy to grab his butt and help lift him up into the chair.

>drinks
Admit to him that you get shitface easily, so you won’t be ordering anything too strong. After all, you want to have fun on this date and you can’t do that if you pass out drunk!

>species discussion
Tell him to go ahead and ask you some questions and you’ll try to answer as best as you can.
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No. 976998 ID: f8fa51

No jokes about the chairs, I think he'd find that demeaning. Sure, an exchange of alcohol would be interesting. You want to ask questions, I'm an open book, but you sure you want to ask me things a computer could tell you?
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No. 977001 ID: 2aa5f0

>You know, maybe we should try some of each other’s alcohol?
Sure why not, ask what kind of drink does he like. As in does he prefer sweet drinks (go for something girly, like a margarita), something strong (a shot of whisky), or does he just want to try what you normally drink (just a normal pint).

>You are a bit weird, after all, standing on two legs and eating pretty much anything…
So just kind throw random trivia at each other about our species. Alright. Our spices can consume things that would be considered poisonous to most other creatures on our home world, like caffeine for example, but we can't consume saltwater even though it makes up around 70% of our planet's surface just because it's made up of 2% salt.
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No. 977088 ID: 9f00f4

>>976994
No jokes at his expense or innuendo right now!

Anyway, as far as drinks, start him off simple, with samples of beer, wine, maybe some non alcoholic drinks like a cola or iced tea.

Regarding your species, talk a bit about your evolutionary history -- what your animal ancestors were like and what they mostly spent their time doing, what the first pre-agricultural tool-users were like and spent their time doing, stuff like that. Things designed to give him a framework and context for odd behaviors that might pop up later!
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No. 977095 ID: 9ddc74

Check if he can consume the following substances: caffeine, cola nut, cocoa, coffee, tea, cow dairy. You want to try at least one of the main non-alcoholic drinks of your civilization: hot tea, coca-cola, chocolate milkshake (or hot chocolate), hot coffee, etc. Ask if he wants a hot or a cold drink, if thick drinks are okay, if he wants a stimulant, or an alcoholic drink. Narrow it down based on answers and what is safe for him.
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No. 977142 ID: 2c5282
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977142

>Ah, Reed is a himbo, i see.
Hmm… he is a buff guy, sure, and you’ve never seen him being nothing but fucking sweet… not to mention that he’s clearly a berk with a head full of cabbage, though you’re not sure you would say he is attractive? But still, you might consider him sort of a himbo, yes.
>Make a joke to him about how if he has trouble getting in tall chairs, you’ll be more than happy to grab his butt and help lift him up into the chair.
…does he even have a butt for you to grab? There’s a tail and legs but… not to mention you’re starting to sound like a complete git if you continue making jokes like that. Let’s stop thinking with the knob end for a little while, at least.
>Check if he can consume the following substances…
This is an interspecies designed place. The menu includes a list of what is drinkable by whom.


>Oh yes, trying each other’s alcohol, that sounds like a good idea, small amounts though.
:ZtoltBC: Of course, of course. It’s just for the taste, after all. Heck, if they had a spit bucket around here we might even do it like a proper wine tasting and shit.
:TristanBC: Spit bucket?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Oh, you don’t… ah, never mind that scum. It would be rather awkward to sit around spitting on the first date anyhow.
>Admit to him that you get shitface easily, so you won’t be ordering anything too strong.
:ZtoltBC: Why is it called being shitfaced anyway? I mean… that is getting drunk, right?
:TristanBC: Hmm… I have no fucking idea, mate, but I can guess it’s from falling over drunk and getting shit stuck on your face. What do you wankers call it then? I heard you called alcohol knockout juice earlier.
:ZtoltBC: I usually just say that I’m getting a wiggly on the tail, but I’ve heard people call it getting knot brained… or having scum breath.
>You want to try at least one of the main non-alcoholic drinks of your civilization: hot tea, coca-cola, chocolate milkshake (or hot chocolate), hot coffee, etc.
:ZtoltBC: Hey, we have time for that later, mate, now is the time to get some scum on our breaths!
:TristanBC: We can at least drink something other than knockout juice every other drink. That’s a great way to keep yourself from getting to shitfaced!
:ZtoltBC: Really? I can usually keep myself from drinking too much shit in the first place, but that’s good to know.


>You tried a few other things but found something similar to what you have on Earth so you stuck with that. Home comforts, am I right?
:ZtoltBC: Can’t really relate to that, seeing as this has always been my home and has been it for my scum sucking family for generations. So this stuff is already home… of course, it kind of help that me make a lot of this shit ourselves in one way or another… but don’t they have anything from Earth here?
:TristanBC: They do, but it’s kind of expensive and I’m low on fucking dough as it is. So getting a cheap alien pint for a third of the price is worth it, seeing as it all taste like piss water anyway.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, you know, if it taste like piss maybe you should try something new? Oh, and don’t worry about the moolah, Tristan, I’m buying.
:TristanBC: Hey, no need to pay for my fucking sorry broke arse, eh? Makes me feel like a git if I’m just going to be a drain on your cash.
:ZtoltBC: Tristan, it’s just a few glasses of fine nectar. It’s fucking nothing. Trust me.
:TristanBC: Well, aren’t you just a knight in shiny armor coming to my rescue, Sir Ztolt.
:ZtoltBC: Heheh… if only it was that easy to earn that title…
>Start him off simple, with samples of beer, wine, maybe some non-alcoholic drinks like a cola or iced tea.
:ZtoltBC: Simple does sound fine, but let’s only order one drink at the time? Otherwise, everything will start tasting the fucking same, eh? How about we each buy one drink each and share it between us, hmm? That way, if it taste like… piss water we can always give it back, right?
>Does he prefer sweet drinks (go for something girly, like a margarita), something strong (a shot of whisky), or does he just want to try what you normally drink (just a normal pint).
:ZtoltBC: Something strong that you can savor. Not a shot or shit like that, but something that you can sip on while enjoying a nice cigar like a real fatherfucker.
:TristanBC: So, whisky it is!
:ZtoltBC: Whatever you said is fine!


>You want to ask questions, I'm an open book, but you sure you want to ask me things a computer could tell you?
:ZtoltBC: Because it’s a lot more fun hearing it from a fucking gent like yourself than from a boring computer.
:TristanBC: Mate, of course I’m more sweet to listen to than a shitty computer!
>Regarding your species, talk a bit about your evolutionary history -- what your animal ancestors were like and what they mostly spent their time doing, what the first pre-agricultural tool-users were like and spent their time doing, stuff like that.
:TristanBC: We used to be small herbivore bastards who hid around the roots of trees or scampered up the trunks on them, then someone came up with the idea of throwing sharp sticks and suddenly we’re omnivores.
:ZtoltBC: It took some time before we started throwing spears, instead we started making traps and nets, at first simple ones like holes and shit, but before long we should capture mammoths beetles and stab them to death from a safe distance. We also didn’t hang around trees a lot, instead preferring to float around on the rivers.
:TristanBC: Then we started growing shit because we figured you should get shitfaced on it.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, we have a similar story. We started growing shit because we needed to feed our [TNF!] larva, both for the meat they provided but mostly because they shat alcohol.
:TristanBC: Talk about piss water then, mate, hehe…
>Basic biology, like the skeleton and organs, sleeping and eating habits...
:TristanBC: We usually sleep for 8 hours each day, and have two large meals as well as a smaller breakfast.
:ZtoltBC: I usually take two 4 hours naps each day most of the time. As for eating, the normal thing to do is to either constantly eat smaller meals all day long, or one huge one that will last a day or two, though nowadays we usually do two or three medium sized meals.
:TristanBC: As for skeleton and organs… well, our skeleton is kind of boring and normal, I guess? Our organs usually comes in pairs, like lungs or eyes, or we just have one, like our heart and liver.
:ZtoltBC: We can move and grow our skeleton at will… and I don’t think I have any organ that’s… well… just one or two? Our bloodstream has muscles everywhere pumping blood while our lungs are small but plentiful all over our body. Even our brain is located across most of our body.
:TristanBC: Geez, you guys are weird…
:ZtoltBC: You’re the one to talk, mister “I only got one organ which kills me if it fails”. Where’s the redundancy?
>Our spices can consume things that would be considered poisonous to most other creatures on our home world, like caffeine for example, but we can't consume saltwater even though it makes up around 70% of our planet's surface just because it's made up of 2% salt.
:ZtoltBC: Your planet is 70% salt water? Where do you even live?
:TristanBC: On these huge ass continents? The seas are big, sure, but there’s still a lot of land.
:ZtoltBC: We only have one sea back on our origin planet, around one of the poles, but that’s it. And you guys can’t eat salt at all?
:TristanBC: We eat salt, just not salt water.
:ZtoltBC: …that’s just oddly specific… though remind me to never order you a glass of [TNF!] on the salt.

:ZtoltBC: Anyhow, when does the waiter come by?
:TristanBC: Nah, mate, we’ll need to head over to bar and order it directly from the bartender.
:ZtoltBC: Ah, yes, of course! May… um… may you do the honors? Because I swear by the eternal dark that I rather sit on the floor than scamper up this shoddy chair again.
:TristanBC: No prob, mate. One whisky, coming up!
:ZtoltBC: And I’ll take a [TNF!].
:TristanBC: …err… I didn’t quite catch that.
:ZtoltBC: A [TNF!]. [TNF!]! …oh right, the translator probably can’t handle a name like that… um… you pronounce it Sckʘeh, K!’nfc, Efgkǂrt, Kuksu-
:TristanBC: Yeah, no, don’t think I’m going to be able to say that shit, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Oh, well… then… um…
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No. 977145 ID: b1b4f3

>>977142
Alright I got an idea. Record him saying the drink's name, then play it back for the bartender.
You could also ask if there are stools more suited for Raolmes.
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No. 977147 ID: 2aa5f0

can... can he write it down?
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No. 977168 ID: 7c00d9

>>977145
If you have something to record him, it might do the trick. It sounds like scotch, but weirder.
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No. 977189 ID: 36784c

>>977142
Recording him might work, if the bar is quiet enough to clearly catch his voice. BUT!!! There’s also a chance the bartender won’t be able to understand the translation either!

So here’s what you should you do: Both of you have your data pads, right? Have Ztolt search for a picture of the drink he’s wanting, then have him send the picture over to your data pad. That way you can show the bartender the picture of what drink Ztolt wants!

And then you can just order your usual drink that you normally get here.
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No. 977201 ID: e9cd9e

Just ask for a Skoh Klonfk Vedge-kurt kuksu.
The bartend will probably understand.
Maybe.
Possibly.
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No. 977285 ID: 2c5282
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>Just ask for a Skoh Klonfk Vedge-kurt kuksu.
That doesn’t even come close to what he just said. The bloody sounds Ztolt made was more akin of… a large wooden branch getting broken in two, the sound your teeth make when you chew on sand and… you don’t fucking know, a beached whale screaming bloody murder? You’re kind of happy that the translator makes him sound like he’s speaking normally instead of making those sounds, as they made you shudder.
>There’s also a chance the bartender won’t be able to understand the translation either!
Nah, there’s no fucking way the bartender wouldn’t be able to understand it, seeing as it’s their job to serve drinks to all kind of aliens here. Besides, the kinks in the translator are probably still a thing because you’re a new species and they haven’t been able to fix them yet.


>Can... can he write it down?
:ZtoltBC: Do you have anything I can write with… and on?
:TristanBC: There’s a bunch of napkins over there and I’m sure I can a hold of a pen.
:ZtoltBC: …do you have anything that I can actually hear myself writing on?
:TristanBC: Err… no?
:ZtoltBC: Then no.
>Alright I got an idea. Record him saying the drink's name, then play it back for the bartender.
Before he can answer you, you slam your data pad on the table and lean over towards him, just enough for your snout to touch.
:ZtoltBC: Oh, t-that’s a g-great idea, Tristan. Um… can you set up your d-data pad to record me then?
:TristanBC: Right… um… how the fuck do you record shit?
:ZtoltBC: You tell that scumsucker to do it?
:TristanBC: …how do I set it to respond to voice commands?
:ZtoltBC: Err… you tell that scumsucker to do it?
>Have Ztolt search for a picture of the drink he’s wanting, then have him send the picture over to your data pad. That way you can show the bartender the picture of what drink Ztolt wants!
:ZtoltBC: …or I can just send you a text message with the name and you can show that?
:TristanBC: That might work.

:TristanBC: I’ll be right back! With drinks!
:ZtoltBC: Sweet.
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No. 977286 ID: 2c5282
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977286

Making your way to the bar, you order a glass of their finest earth whisky from the robotic bartender. Of course, they only had one kind which you’ve never heard of before (though you’re not a whisky guy in the first place, so that doesn’t mean much). You also show them the text message and they give you a weird looking drink which you can only assume is the right one.
>You could also ask if there are stools more suited for Raolmes.
There are several pillow piles around for those that don’t use the chairs, but those are apparently only outside the smoking section. Getting the smell of smoke out of them is apparently a freaking shore. The bartender also notes that they usually don’t get a lot of Raolme customers, as some of the music here can be a bit unpleasant for them.
>It sounds like scotch, but weirder.
It looks kind of like a weird green, cyan looking scotch… and smell kind of the same…

Sitting down across from the waiting blind lizard, you put the earth whisky in front of him while keeping his unpronounceable drink in your other hand.

:ZtoltBC: Oh, this looks interesting…
:TristanBC: Well, cheers mate! Bottoms up?
:ZtoltBC: Take it easy or you’ll get lost in the eternal dark, cutie. Just sip it.

You take a swing from the- OH FUCK IT BURNS WHY IS THIS PAIN!?

:ZtoltBC: Hey, this is kind of ta-
:TristanBC: *Cough*Hark* Bluh! *Cough*
:ZtoltBC: You’re supposed to savor it, mate. Not drink it.
:TristanBC: *Huff* This is some strong shit, Ztolt…
:ZtoltBC: It’s not that bad, Tristan. Though I have to say, I love the scum you bought me. It’s like the sweet nectar from the river springs.
:TristanBC: Ugh… glad you like it, at least…
:ZtoltBC: But yours wasn’t to your taste?
:TristanBC: No… I… I’ll try to… um… savor it… whatever that fucking means…

Looking over at the scene, you can see them lowering some weird looking instrument down into the water tank.

:ZtoltBC: So… are they going to play any music in this place?
:TristanBC: I think they are getting ready down there. Sometimes, it can take a bloody while before they can get some wankers ready to play.
:ZtoltBC: Ah, I see…
:TristanBC: So…
:ZtoltBC: Well…


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No. 977287 ID: b1b4f3

>>977286
>savor it
Maybe just take a tiny sip and let it sit in your mouth a bit? Then give it back, since you're only supposed to be tasting eachothers' drinks and that one is way too strong for you.
>so...
Ask if he can tell what instrument it is down there. Describe it for him if it's too far away.
Maybe talk about the instruments in your band, ask what kind of traditional instruments Raolmes have.
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No. 977288 ID: 7c00d9

Well, whiskey is a success. Take it easy with the drinks tho.
Now, it seems we have a problem with the conversation. We could go back to the races topic or find a new one. Any ideas?
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No. 977289 ID: a38353

drink it slowly.

and ask if there's anything in particular he wants to do at the festival when we get around to that.
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No. 977318 ID: a9af05

>>977286
Take a small sip and swish it around in your mouth a little.

Talk about music.
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No. 977323 ID: 6e6f32

Pull the chair around and sit real close next to him.

I've never really savored my drinks before...
Maybe you could give me a hands on demonstration.
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No. 977325 ID: 9f00f4

>>977323
Again, slow down with the innuendo. At least for now. Maybe after the various substances take effect, you can get a bit more overt?
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No. 977375 ID: 2c5282
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977375

>Pull the chair around and sit real close next to him.
You pull your chair around the table and sit next to him, though not close enough to actually get in his way.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? What are you doing?
:TristanBC: Getting bloody closer to you, mate, of course. Thought there was too much table between us, especially with your arms being so far down compare to my own, making it awkward to have a proper toast, eh? ThatandIreallywanttofuckingseeyoubendlikeyoudidatthecafe… *cough*
:ZtoltBC: Mmm, yes, that is true… it would be hard to have a proper toast over this table, especially with this shitty chair of mine. Thought I have to disappoint, as it’s so shitty that I won’t really be able to move properly on it, forcing me to just sit down like a normal alien.
:TristanBC: Well, fuck… but at least we can have a bloody toast! Cheers, mate!
:ZtoltBC: Darkness’s embrace, Tristan.

The glasses gives of a low click as they connect.

>Well, whiskey is a success.
:ZtoltBC: It was! Is! I have to order more of this shit! Later! I mean later and not right now. Don’t want to get to wiggly on the tail!
>Take a small sip and swish it around in your mouth a little.
While it doesn’t burn your throat as much, the strong taste is still rather overwhelming. And there’s this taste of… lemons?
:ZtoltBC: You don’t like it?
:TristanBC: Ugh… I’m not one for strong drinks…
:ZtoltBC: Heh… well, how about we switch them? This... whatever you called it was a bit more tame.
:TristanBC: I’m not much for whisky either, but sure. Here…
:ZtoltBC: Thank you. Well then, Cheers?
:TristanBC: Let the dark embrace you?
:ZtoltBC: Darkness’s embrace, mate.
:TristanBC: Sure, that.

*Clink!*

>We could go back to the races topic or find a new one. Any ideas?
:ZtoltBC: Hrrm? I’m not sure… as fun as it is to talk biology, maybe that can wait?
>Talk about music.
:ZtoltBC: Oh, yes, music. That reminds me, I really need to listen to that sweet ass album you gave me. I’m curious how you guys sound and not just because you’re aliens.
:TristanBC: Heh, I’m sure we can take some time later tonight to listen to it. But… what was it you called it… the one you listened to? Classical river style? What is that?
:ZtoltBC: Well, it’s music based on the old ways, thus “classical”… and river style means it’s recorded underwater, which makes it quite a bit different from the usual fare.
:TristanBC: They play it in the fucking water? Really?
:ZtoltBC: Honestly, a lot of our instruments use the water currents in the river to function properly… or at least, the non-electrical ones do.
:TristanBC: That’s… interesting. I have to take the time to listen to some of that shit.
:ZtoltBC: Just swing by my place sometime. That shit is blaring in there 30 / 10.
:TristanBC: 30… oh, you mean like 24/7. Right! Wait, I thought you guys would want things to be quiet, you know… what with navigating with your freaking hearing and stuff.
:ZtoltBC: Quite the opposite, actually. Having a constant source of sound that bounce around the rooms make it easier to know where you are, and some sweet fucking music is better than some shitty clicking sound.
:TristanBC: Huh… that’s neat…
:ZtoltBC: So anyway, what kind of instrument do you play?
:TristanBC: Oh! Why, a keytar! It’s like keyboard but also a guitar? You know… like a piano that you have on your chest?
:ZtoltBC: …the only part I caught of that was chest piano, which I’m pretty sure wouldn’t work. And the rest of your band?
:TristanBC: We got an electric guitar, a bass and drums.
:ZtoltBC: Bass and drums I understand, but what is that electrical thing?
:TristanBC: It’s a stringed instrument with a long neck that you play on.
:ZtoltBC: So, kind of like a bass then? Interesting… I really need to listen to you guys sometime, it sounds kind of sweet.
>Ask if he can tell what instrument it is down there. Describe it for him if it's too far away.
:ZtoltBC: I can hear the water tank and that there is water in it, but not what’s inside it. Probably wouldn’t even if I got close to it.
:TristanBC: Well, there’s a… tube… of some sort and… um… it’s… goes in a circle?
:ZtoltBC: …so something you blow in?
:TristanBC: I can’t see anything to blow, no… nor how you’re supposed to make different sounds with it?
:ZtoltBC: Okay, shit, I don’t think I can tell you what that is. I’m going to guess by the water tank that it’s a bunch of Koye’s who’s going up next, but I don’t know anything about their music.
:TristanBC: Koye?
:ZtoltBC: They look like large underwater insects who usually run around in robot suits.
:TristanBC: Aw man, those fuckers aren’t actual robots!? That’s disappointing…
:ZtoltBC: The only disappointing thing is that they aren’t for eating, because they smell delicious, let me tell you…
:TristanBC: Heh, what, are you a cannibal now?
:ZtoltBC: Just saying…

>Ask if there's anything in particular he wants to do at the festival when we get around to that.
:ZtoltBC: I’m not sure. I haven’t been there since I was a little kit, so I don’t know what to really expect and shit. I’m sure there will be a bunch of scumsuckers trying to scam you, sure, but other than that… maybe play a few games… or look on the odd trinkets and baubles they sell…
:TristanBC: Checking out weird stuff does sound like a bloody fun time.
:ZtoltBC: Honestly, I’m just looking forward spending more time with you and getting to know your perspective on the things there.
:TristanBC: Aw, that’s sweet, mate.
:ZtoltBC: How about you? What are you looking forward to the festival?
:TristanBC: I don’t even know what to expect, really.
:ZtoltBC: But what do you hope is there? Or shit, is there anything you’re looking forward to, Tristan?
:TristanBC: Um…

Don’t say anything lewd, don’t say anything lewd…

:ZtoltBC: Oh, and did you want a taste of my cigar as well?
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No. 977380 ID: b1b4f3

>cigar
Well, okay. Just remember not to inhale.

>what are you looking forward to
Playing some games, loosening up a bit, getting to the point where you can discuss lewd stuff without it being embarrassing.

Describe some festivals you've attended on Earth.
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No. 977391 ID: 2aa5f0

>Oh, and did you want a taste of my cigar as well?
...Sure.

>How about you? What are you looking forward to the festival?
Probably just getting to see how aliens act in their natural...ish environment. I know sounds boring but I am part of the first wave of my people actually leaving their home world to see aliens for the first time. The whole "oh shit it's a fucking alien" feeling hasn't really died down yet for us new kids on the block.
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No. 977394 ID: 36784c

>>977375
“Looking forward to seeing if there’s any games there and kinda hoping I can win a prize from one of them.”

>Oh, and did you want a taste of my cigar as well?
Sure, might as well give it a try.
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No. 977406 ID: 7c00d9

>cigar?
Sure, why not, let's give it a try.
>what are you looking forward to?
More of this, spending time with you was really fun, so yeah, more of this! And i guess see what kind of trinkets they sell, probably not going to buy anything, but for reference in the future.
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No. 977417 ID: a38353

Spending more time with him honestly, it's been great so far.
Also Funnel Cake, really hope the festival has Funnel Cake.
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No. 977489 ID: a9af05

>>977375
"Hoping there's some games there so that I can win you a prize."
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No. 977490 ID: 2c5282
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977490

:TristanBC: Actually… I’m kind of looking forwards seeing a bunch of aliens act in their natural environment… err… naturalish…?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, you’re making it sound like a nature documentary.
:TristanBC: Hey, mate, I know it might sound boring to you, but for me it’s a fucking adventure! I’m still new to this whole alien thing! Hell, my whole species is new to these alien things! I mean, fuck, I still remember back when I celebrated my 20th birthday and I didn’t even know you guys existed!
:ZtoltBC: Hey, hey, I’m not telling you you’re wrong about being excited. I still remember being a kit and experience alien culture for the first time.
:TristanBC: You didn’t grow up with the stuff?
:ZtoltBC: Home schooled.
:TristanBC: Oh!
:ZtoltBC: And it fucked sucked, so let’s move on.
:TristanBC: If that’s what you want, mate, then sure. Hmm… oh, and I really want to try out any games you guys might have, maybe win some nice shit? I might even win you a prize?
:ZtoltBC: Pff, those things are run by a bunch of scumsuckers who has rigged them to be impossible, so don’t expect to win anything. Though that doesn’t mean we can try losing at them together, eh?
:TristanBC: Bah, then I’ll just buy some shit. Would be kind of cool finding some bloody alien trinket that I can bring home… if anything, it would be neat to just look what they got.
:ZtoltBC: I do think they got some neat stuff, yeah… will probably be overpriced, but still…
:TristanBC: But in all honestly, the thing I’m looking forward to the most is spending more time with you… because it’s been fucking great so far, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… yeah… wait, did you just repeat what I said earlier?
:TristanBC: Maybe?
:ZtoltBC: Hehe, if anything, at least we’re on the same log…
:TristanBC: Oh! And funnel cake!
:ZtoltBC: …funnel cake?
:TristanBC: Really hope the festival has Funnel Cake!
:ZtoltBC: …is that a cake the shape of a funnel or… a cake made with a funnel? Wait, don’t tell me it contains funnels!? You guys don’t eat funnels, do you?
:TristanBC: What, no, that’s no- You know what, fuck it mate, they probably don’t have that shit there anyway. But yeah, I’m looking forward to testing out new snacks, I guess.
:ZtoltBC: Oh! Yeah! Snacks! Snack would be great.

>Sure, why not, let's give the cigar a try.
:ZtoltBC: Just remember to not to inhale it into your lungs, mate. Oh, and I hope the taste will sit well with you.
:TristanBC: I doesn’t smell to bad, so the taste can’t be that much worse… though… it reminds me of something, but I’m too much of a git to figuring out what…
:ZtoltBC: I’m sure you’ll figure it out when you get a taste of it, Tristan. But first, let me show you a little trick I’ve learned…
:TristanBC: A trick?

You watch as he takes a long drag from the cigar, filling his maw with smoke. Is he going to blow some kind of smoke ring or some-
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No. 977491 ID: 2c5282
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977491

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No. 977493 ID: a38353

WELL, gonna count that as a success then.
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No. 977497 ID: d8a7af

Oh boy this escatalted quikly! For good! Don't inhale it or at least try it!
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No. 977499 ID: cdabe3

Hell yeah, this is perfect!
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No. 977500 ID: 36784c

>>977491
Make sure you open your mouth so you can taste the smoke. Just act like you’re kissing him and don’t breathe!
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No. 977536 ID: 894419

Going mouth to mouth like that has got to be intimate in any alien culture, roll with it!
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No. 977537 ID: b1b4f3

Don't inhale through your mouth; you can probably still breathe through your nose.
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No. 977557 ID: a9af05

>>977491
Don't just sit there, kiss him, you fool!
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No. 977619 ID: ce39da

Be cool; this move he's making prolly won't end in disaster if you don't make any sudden movements. Crack your lips open, but try not to pop your jaw open too suddenly.
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No. 977703 ID: 2c5282
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977703

>WELL, gonna count that as a success then.
Making a note here, a big, honking success!
>Be cool; this move he's making prolly won't end in disaster if you don't make any sudden movements.
You’re as cool as an arse in December, but it’s clear that he’s expecting something from you, so you can’t just sit there!

>Make sure you open your mouth so you can taste the smoke. Just act like you’re kissing him.
When it comes to kissing, you’re not used to having most of your snout being engulfed, but you try your best to act like it is a kiss. As you part your lips, you feel his tongue press on the lower one, guiding you into opening your mouth slightly more. Then he carefully blows into your maw, filling it with the smoke which… taste kind of… salty? While you knew it wouldn’t taste like a cigarette, you didn’t even consider that it would be this difference, as it doesn’t taste like smoke at all! Instead, it taste like salted… meat? Fish? Something salty... and it’s making you thirsty…
>Don't just sit there, kiss him, you fool!
You’re kissing the fuck out of him! You think! You’re not sure!? Does this count as kissing!?
>Going mouth to mouth like that has got to be intimate in any alien culture, roll with it!
This has to be some kind of kiss like act, you’re sure of it!

>Just remember not to inhale.
Then, after what seems like an eternity, he finally releases your snout from his jaw. The two of you lean towards each other, letting your noses slightly touch before you both open your mouths to let the smoke billow out…


>Hell yeah, this is perfect!
This is beyond fucking prefect! Not only did you kiss, but as soon as you did the light dimmed and the band started playing on scene, making it just so much more special. Though you barely pay any attention to that, as your full concentration is focused solely on the dapper lizard in front of you…

:TristanBC: Holy hell…
:ZtoltBC: …did you like it?
:TristanBC: It was like… what did you say earlier? Sampling the nectar from the top of the river? Nah, mate, this was like stealing nectar from the fucking gods!
:ZtoltBC: Was the cigar really that good?
:TristanBC: Oh, the cigar was fine too, but that wasn’t the shit I was talking about.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… If I knew I was that good of a kisser, I wou-
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No. 977706 ID: 2c5282
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977706

:ZtoltBC: *HISS!?*

Suddenly, Ztolt starts spasm and twitch, hissing loudly as his whole neck opens up into one giant mouth while his arms flail wildly, dropping both his cigar as well as his glass of alcohol.
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No. 977707 ID: 2c5282
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977707

Then, just as quickly as he started, he just stops. It lasted only for a second or two, but it was enough…

:TristanBC: Ztolt!? Are you alright!?
:ZtoltBC: THE FUCK WAS THAT SOUND!?
:TristanBC: What sound?
:ZtoltBC: Gah!? It coming from the- Fuck, that’s loud… scumsucking music masturbators!
:TristanBC: Music? It’s the music?
:ZtoltBC: Fuck… … …and by the eternal fucking dark, I spilled freaking [TNF!] all over my clothes… ow…

>Hell yeah, this is perfect!
Well… it was perfect… before going completely arse over elbow…
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No. 977708 ID: b1b4f3

>>977707
Alright time to leave I guess. Try a napkin to help with his clothes. Or he could just take the jacket off.
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No. 977710 ID: 5950e9

>>977707
Well that's a solid cue to get outta here. Offer to grab both your stuff (Like his fallen bowtie) while he heads out, save him having to deal with the noise for any longer than necessary.
On the way out nab any napkins the place may have to help dry him off.
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No. 977711 ID: ce39da

Is the music even any louder than how you two have been? It may be the pitch that's the problem, not the volume. Focus on getting him out of there first before you ask him to clarify, of course.
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No. 977712 ID: 9f00f4

Yea, definitely grab his and your stuff, grab some extra napkins (and dunk a few of them in some water), and start making your way out, guiding him in case this messes up his inner ear. The point here is to quickly get him away from the source of pain without losing any of your all's stuff; you can help him clean up and compose himself AFTER you all are out of the danger zone!
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No. 977713 ID: 9f00f4

If you don't hear something, it might be above your species hearing range. Maybe it was one of those really high pitched, super grating noises? Perhaps some odd resonance? Ask him what it was in more detail, after things calm down.
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No. 977714 ID: d8a7af

God damn it music! I really hope that yours doesn't hurt him. I guess is time to leave. Reassure him that is all good, let's go to the fair and have a good time.
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No. 977720 ID: a38353

Shit, alright well lets get him out of here real quick.
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No. 977726 ID: ba56e6

Well, we planned for this.

Escort him out, then come back to settle the tab once he's away from the music. That way he doesn't have to withstand it.
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No. 977739 ID: 36784c

>>977707
Tristan, try not to be distracted by how hot it was seeing Ztolt’s mouth again. Make sure you get him outta there so he isn’t hurting anymore.
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No. 977740 ID: cfc80f

Welp. Time to go, looks like. Don't forget to grab his hat before you leave, though.
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No. 977755 ID: f8fa51

Yeah, looks like you're not going to be able to come back here, since the music is so distasteful to him. Don't run out like there's a fire or anything, but don't delay, it's time to leave. Don't forget to pay. I guess it's time to go see the festival?
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No. 977791 ID: 2c5282
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977791

>Tristan, try not to be distracted by how hot it was seeing Ztolt’s mouth again.
As much as you like freaky alien stuff, you’re way to fucking distressed over Ztolt being in pain for you to focus on anything else!
>God damn it music!
Hey, don’t damn the music; it doesn’t know what it did! Music doesn’t hurt people, those that play it does! …wait, no, that didn’t… never mind…
>Is the music even any louder than how you two have been?
It’s a lot louder, but that’s more because Ztolt freak out was surprisingly quiet. He just hissed before dropping his glass on the rug cowered floor. The music itself is at a decent level, loud enough for the whole bar to hear it but not loud enough to drown out anyone’s talking.
>If you don't hear something, it might be above your species hearing range.
The music does sound rather off… as if there’s something missing… so it might be that you just can’t hear one of the instruments at all? Fucking hell, mate, these alien and their bloody weird stuff…


>Offer to grab both your stuff (Like his fallen bowtie) while he heads out, save him having to deal with the noise for any longer than necessary.
:ZtoltBC: Y-yeah, just… grab everything you can. Throw away the cigar though, you don’t smoke stuff that’s been on the floor.
:TristanBC: Got it mate, no problem.
:ZtoltBC: Thank you…
>Escort him out, then come back to settle the tab once he's away from the music.
:ZtoltBC: Don’t worry, I’ve already paid for the d-drinks. Let’s just leave.
:TristanBC: Oh, sweet. That makes things a lot bloody easier, eh?

>Don't forget to grab his hat before you leave, though.
Hat of +5 dabberness acquired!

Luckily, the smoking section is located in a secluded corner, on upper part of the bar as far away from the main stage and tables as possible, ensuring that the few patrons that are currently here didn’t notice a thing. Unluckily, this also means you’re as far away from the exit as possible as well, though you do manage to get out eventually. Well out on the street the two of sit down on the curb outside, to get a better look on the bloody damage.

:ReedBC: Oh? You guys are alrea- whoa, what happened to you, dude?
:TristanBC: My Raolme friend here wasn’t able to handle the music, that’s all.
:ReedBC: Well, darn, that sounds rough, buddy… wait, did you say Raolme? That’s a Raolme? Oh, fiddlesticks, I was supposed to warn you, bro, about the music, man. Sorry about that.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, while I would have preferred the warning sooner, I do accept your apology, my good man.
:ReedBC: Oh, and I would go and get a towel, bro, but I’m kind of on the clock so… um… speaking of work, I need to get back to it so… good luck, dude?
:TristanBC: Sure, mate… sure…

>Try a napkin to help with his clothes.
:ZtoltBC: That’s not going to help. My clothes are already drenched in the stuff!
:TristanBC: I will soak up the worst of it, right?
:ZtoltBC: Eh… fuck it, probably… maybe? Just hand me a few…
>Or he could just take the jacket off.
:ZtoltBC: That won’t really help. I’m drenched in the stuff, all the way to my scales… even my pants got a bunch of scum on it…
:TristanBC: (Must resist… urge… to ask him to remove his pants…)

>Maybe it was one of those really high pitched, super grating noises? Perhaps some odd resonance? Ask him what it was in more detail, after things calm down.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, yes, that’s what it was. It’s like… being poked by a needle? A really dull needle? Err… well, more like… quick pain that’s not actually dangerous?
:TristanBC: Like stubbing your toe on a table?
:ZtoltBC: …you guys do that? It’s like if some scum sucker would poke you hard with as stick. It hurts, sure, but it’s more annoying than anything. My outburst in there was more because of the surprise than anything. Really took my off guard, as I was lost in the eternal dark with you, Tris…
:TristanBC: Aw… same, mate…
>Yeah, looks like you're not going to be able to come back here, since the music is so distasteful to him.
:ZtoltBC: If I’m coming back, I’m making sure I can handle the music that will be playing.

>Let's go to the fair and have a good time.
:ZtoltBC: No, not like this. I got alcohol all over me… and I smell like a scumsucker after a long night of knockout juice.
:TristanBC: I’m sure we can-
:ZtoltBC: I need to change… and head back home and… you know what, Tristan, maybe it’s for the best if we call it quits?
:TristanBC: Huh? What? No, we’ve barely started! It’s barely after lunch!
:ZtoltBC: And I’m soaked in booze… maybe try again next week?

No way! You can’t end the date on this crap!
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No. 977793 ID: b1b4f3

>>977791
Hold on, earlier he mentioned the option of going to a public bath or spa. He can have his clothes cleaned while relaxing there and washing off his scales.
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No. 977794 ID: a38353

The spa thing sounds like a good idea actually, let's bring it up atleast.
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No. 977797 ID: f56a2b

"Unwinding, decompressing, and getting squeaky clean are what spas are for, mate. Lets hit one. Promise you'll feel better."
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No. 977798 ID: 36784c

>>977791
>Hat of +5 dabberness acquired!
Uh oh! Somehow Ztolt’s Dapper Hat got turned into a Dabber Hat! You’ve gotta find a way to fix it, otherwise he’ll start dabbing when he puts it back on!

>And I’m soaked in booze…maybe try again next week?
>No way! You can’t end the date on this crap!
Ask if he’d like to go to that spa he mentioned earlier? That’ll help him get cleaned up!

…wait, what about his clothes? Do spas also clean your clothes while you’re there?
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No. 977799 ID: ba659f

The spa is a great idea! And perhaps we can do something about his clothes in there too, or find a place to clean them.
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No. 977800 ID: 894419

Spa idea isn't bad, lets at least suggest that. I suppose though if its really spoiled the night for him well, we can swap numbers and try again soon. Apologize to poor Zotl for not checking the sound thing ahead of time.
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No. 977822 ID: ba56e6

>>977793
Totally.

Getting clean and keeping the date going all at once.
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No. 977828 ID: a9af05

Is it possible to go shopping before hitting the spa? We could buy him some clean clothes and a bag to carry his dirty clothes in, then we can head to the spa to get cleaned up.
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No. 977909 ID: 2c5282
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>Uh oh! Somehow Ztolt’s Dapper Hat got turned into a Dabber Hat!
You blame the drink… and your cute boyfr- your cute mate here being in fucking pain… also, b is just a p that got shitfaced and fell over anyway…

>Apologize to poor Ztolt for not checking the sound thing ahead of time.
:ZtoltBC: No, no, you wouldn’t have known. You’re new here… and we just met, didn’t we? No, I’m the one who would have checked the music before even coming here. Or at least considered that a pub with alien music might just be shit on my ears, but being the freaking scumsucker I am, I was more focused on making sure you had a good time instead of taking care of myself… so… I apologize, Tris, that I put you in that situation in the first place.
:TristanBC: Ztolt, there’s no need to apologize, mate. I, too, was to fucking worked up about showing you the place I play at that I didn’t… consider that things might go to shit. So… we’re both scumsuckers, eh?
:ZtoltBC: Heh… yeah, we’re both kind of scumsuckers aren’t we?
:TristanBC: So no sweat, yeah?
:ZtoltBC: No sweat.
>Hold on, earlier he mentioned the option of going to a public bath or spa.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Oh, I did mention that… though I’ve never actually… well, not to a public bath at least. But I’m drenched in stinking river nectar and is way to winded up about to really… you know…
:TristanBC: Unwinding, decompressing, and getting squeaky clean are what spas are for, mate. Let’s hit one. Promise you'll feel better.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm... maybe you’re right. Indeed, maybe you are…


>He can have his clothes cleaned while relaxing there and washing off his scales.
:ZtoltBC: I guess we would have changed to swimming clothes, leaving these ones free to be left at the cleaners. Though, I’m not sure they’ll have the time to get it clean before dinner tonight and I don’t have another suit to wear…
:TristanBC: Hey, no sweat mate, no need to dress up for my sake, you hear?
:ZtoltBC: While I do want to look my very best for you, my fine eyed friend, the restaurant I was considering taking you to have a strict dress code. Well, it’s technically a smell and sound code, but I don’t really have any other clothes that bounce sound in a classy way.
:TristanBC: …bounce…?
:ZtoltBC: Of course, I’m not sure how they will react to you, but I’m sure if you wear a suit or whatever your species consider classy clothing, you’ll be fine…
:TristanBC: Well… (You definitely don’t own a suit…)
:ZtoltBC: But first we’ll need to get some bathing clothes… which means visiting home anyway… ugh…
:TristanBC: (Wait, did you even bring any swimming trunks with you from earth?)
>Is it possible to go shopping before hitting the spa?
:ZtoltBC: I’m not going shopping like this, mate. I smell like a bum who’s had too much knockout juice.

Your attention is suddenly drawn upwards, where gliding in from the sky, a sweet looking space ship parts the clouds and land in front of you with barely a whisper.

:ZtoltBC: Oh, and speaking of lazy bums, our ride is here.
:TristanBC: Our ride? Wait, this is your spaceship!?
:ZtoltBC: Airship, but indeed it is. I must apologize that it isn’t the... eh... the new, hot shit, but a rather old model. It will still break the river, don’t you worry, but this hunk of junk is a bit… shall we say, classical?
:ReedBC: Whoa, nice ride, dude…
:TristanBC: Err… sure…
:ZtoltBC: Also, ignore the humming sound… and groaning…

…what humming sound? That thing is as quiet as an original idea in a major corporation!
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No. 977910 ID: b1b4f3

>>977909
May as well bring up that you don't own a suit, and you need to go get something appropriate for swimwear, unless the spa has rental services.
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No. 977911 ID: f8fa51

Yeah, definitely mention that you don't own a suit, whether or not you think you might be able to buy one before tonight. Buying things on the day is the kind of thing that carries risk (especially since you don't really know what the prices will be), and he needs to know there's a chance you might not be able to get one.

Other than that, tell him you like his ride. Take a look to see whether he has a driver or if the vehicle is self-driving. You'll probably want to wait for him to get in so you can see if he gets in the front or back, then get in next to him; there's no way to know what the etiquette is here for front vs. back seating, but sitting next to your date is probably a safe bet.
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No. 977912 ID: ba659f

>>977910
This.
Also, you don't hear any sounds of any sort, so you guess it is only heardable to him.
Also, you couldn't tell apart a new model from an old one, and every single one would look great to you because you dont have these things back home.
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No. 977916 ID: 8ac9ea

>>977909
wait is the driver (if there is one and it's not like, fully automated or some shit) also a raolme? that front 'window?' is either tinted to maximum reflectivity or completely opaque, it's the same colour and shade as the hood.

anyhoo, let him know the humming and groaning aren't likely to be an issue for you.
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No. 977929 ID: 36784c

>>977909
Tell Ztolt that you don’t have a fancy suit for the restaurant. And you don’t have any swimming clothes for the spa.

>I must apologize that it isn’t the...eh...the new, hot shit, but a rather old model. It will still break the river, don’t you worry, but this hunk of junk is a bit…shall we say, classical?
Tell him you never would’ve been able to tell because you don’t have this kind of technology back home.

>Also, ignore the humming sound…and groaning…
You can’t hear any of those sounds he’s talking about.
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No. 977974 ID: a9af05

>>977909
Ztolt is apparently very rich here!

People might start accusing you of only dating Ztolt to get at his money. So if the question ever comes up, make sure you tell them that you're dating Ztolt because you like him, not because of his money.
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No. 977977 ID: b1b4f3

I just realized... once you're in the car and nobody can overhear your conversation, it'll be the perfect opportunity to ask him if he's part of an organized crime syndicate.
The reason you're asking is that you're seeing some parallels to things that happened on Earth, with a group called the Mafia.
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No. 977979 ID: ba56e6

>>977977
Also mention that the lady Raolme that bothered you before was talking in a mafioso accent despite talking through a translator.

Is she doing that on purpose to mess with you?
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No. 977983 ID: 6e6f32

You'll get no judgement from me!
Where I'm from, airships still use the air itself to lift themselves. They roar!
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No. 978029 ID: f9bc61

>>977909
Does the car have a driver or is it automated? If there's no one else in it, then now's a good chance to talk about sensitive things that we don't want anyone to overhear.

Does Ztolt's family know he's bisexual? That green woman who was bothering us earlier got surprised and ran off when she found out Tristan was a guy. She might have assumed Ztolt was on a date because we look like a girl and thought she made a mistake when we corrected her. If that's the case, then we'll have an easier time hiding our relationship from them. We just need a believable reason to keep meeting each other.

Also, yeah, we should mention that we'll need a new swimsuit. I kinda want to pick out something revealing and frilly just because Tristan would look nice in it, but that would be coming on a bit too strong for Ztolt. Let's save it for when we get to know each other better.
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No. 978031 ID: f3f534

>>977977
>it'll be the perfect opportunity to ask him if he's part of an organized crime syndicate.
Just because Ztolt is rich, that doesn't mean you have to automatically assume he's part of some organized crime syndicate! Not all rich people are part of the mafia!

And do you remember how earlier Tristan was so afraid of fucking up this date like he always does because he's a fuckup? (His words, not mine.) Well asking Ztolt if he's part of an organized crime syndicate is a good way to fuck up the date!

I think Tristan should not ask Ztolt if he's part of an organized crime syndicate!
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No. 978032 ID: 2c5282
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>You'll get no judgment from me!
:ZtoltBC: So you think it’s just… meh? Isn’t that a judgment as well?
:TristanBC: Okay, you’ll get a bloody good judgment from me then, because that thing is fucking sweet.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… you really are an alien…
>You don't hear any sounds of any sort, so you guess it is only heardable to him.
:ZtoltBC: You can’t? Well, forget I mentioned any of that scum then. It’s as quiet as a [TNF!] gliding between the reeds!
>Where I'm from, airships still use the air itself to lift themselves. They roar!
:ZtoltBC: Really? But how do you use them without getting completely lost in the endless dark?
:TristanBC: It isn’t that bad while you’re inside it, so you usually don’t start the engines before everyone onboard. But if you have to on the outside, you can always just wear a some fucking ear protection.
:ZtoltBC: Ah, yes, you would have an easier time temporarily deafening yourself… of course…
>tell him you like his ride.
:ZtoltBC: You did mention it was sweet…
:TristanBC: Super fucking sweet, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, well, if you think this scum filled heap of junk is sweet, then it is sweet.
:TristanBC: Sweetest of fucking sweets!

>Wait is the driver (if there is one and it's not like, fully automated or some shit) also a raolme?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Oh, no, this thin is fully automated, though it does have some manual scannersync controls if you want to drive it yourself…
:TristanBC: Err… I don’t have a license for… airships?
:ZtoltBC: And neither do I, so it is a good thing it’s automated or we would be stuck here like a pair of masturbators!
>That front 'window' is either tinted to maximum reflectivity or completely opaque, it's the same colour and shade as the hood.
:ZtoltBC: Windows? Why w- oh, right, you can’t see otherwise. No, this thing doesn’t have any windows at all.
:TristanBC: That’s… actually not surprising if it was made for you guys, mate, seeing that you’re bloody blind and all…
:ZtoltBC: You can open it up to let in smell and sound, but at the speed these things go… well… it’s not really worth it.
>You'll probably want to wait for him to get in so you can see if he gets in the front or back, then get in next to him; there's no way to know what the etiquette is here for front vs. back seating, but sitting next to your date is probably a safe bet.
A large door opens on the side of the… car? Airship? Fucking rad arse vehicle? A large door open on the side of the car and Ztolt enters with you following quickly behind. You were expecting seats, but instead you’re greeted with a sizable pile of pillows and soft carpet in the middle of the car, surrounded by a small “walkway” around it. Though you do quickly notice that the inside is far more… “well used” than the outside.

:ZtoltBC: Here, take a seat.
:TristanBC: Err… seatbelts?
:ZtoltBC: Seat what now? OH! Seats! I must apologize, Tris, but… yeah, seats and us Raolme don’t mix, so… I hope you won’t mind sitting down here with me?
:TristanBC: …sure?
>Ztolt is apparently very rich here!
:ZtoltBC: Heh… well, we used to be… we do own a lot of business but… at the end of the day after all the expenses and family salaries, there’s not a lot left…
:TristanBC: Enough to buy a rad airship at least!
:ZtoltBC: Actually, I inherited it! Kind off! And it’s technically a limousine… or was a freaking limousine…
:TristanBC: Still bloody sweet in the eyes of a git like me, mate.
>People might start accusing you of only dating Ztolt to get at his money.
:ZtoltBC: …did you even know who I was before you contacted me?
:TristanBC: No?
:ZtoltBC: Well then, case fucking closed!
:TristanBC: Still…

>Tell Ztolt that you don’t have a fancy suit for the restaurant.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… don’t worry about it. I’m sure me and my good friend lady Nrrghel would be able to convince them that your attire is the classiest shit they got on earth.
:TristanBC: Nurgel?
:ZtoltBC: She’s the Mrrgh lady that is depicted on the 500 credits note. You know, one of those mushroom scumsuckers. Though, you’re not wearing anything too risqué? No skulls or other symbols?
:TristanBC: It’s just a black leather jacket and pants, so… no?
:ZtoltBC: Then I’m sure it will be fine.
>you need to go get something appropriate for swimwear.
:ZtoltBC: Um… that might be a bigger problem.
:TristanBC: So I guess we’ll need to go shopping after all!
:ZtoltBC: …and where would they sell swimwear for a two legged, tall creature? That’s not exactly something that’s very common, at least not one that would have the same freaking size as you.
:TristanBC: …then… um… where do you find a pair of swimming trunks from earth on an alien colony?
>unless the spa has rental services.
:ZtoltBC: No. And even if they did, probably not for your species, no.
:TristanBC: Rats.
>I kinda want to pick out something revealing and frilly just because Tristan would look nice in it, but that would be coming on a bit too strong for Ztolt.
Eh… you usually just go with swimming trunks, as they fit the best. As fun as it would be to rock something revealing, you rather have something that actually feel nice to wear and shit instead.

>I just realized... once you're in the car and nobody can overhear your conversation, it'll be the perfect opportunity to ask him if he's part of an organized crime syndicate.
:ZtoltBC: I’m part of what? Really, Tris? Fucking really?
:TristanBC: I mean… I get these vibes, mate…
:ZtoltBC: Hah! Really? Crime syndicate? Of course, is trying to get someone to admit that they are in a criminal syndicate on the first day you’ve met them really the greatest idea? Tris, really? If you would actually stumble upon some actual scumsuckers you would probably end up at the end of the river with a cement tail, eh? Hehe.
:TristanBC: Heh… um…
>Also mention that the lady Raolme that bothered you before was talking in a mafioso accent despite talking through a translator. Is she doing that on purpose to mess with you?
:ZtoltBC: What? Really? I mean, I guess some people just want to feel like the classic movies, you know… like the godmother, eh? Heh…
>Does Ztolt's family know he's bisex-
:ZtoltBC: SO A-ABOUT THAT S-SWIMMING WEAR, HMM?
:TristanBC: Huh?
:ZtoltBC: I need to drop by my place to pick up my stuff, but how about you? Do you have a plan on how to get something to bathe in?
:TristanBC: Let me think… meanwhile, I guess you can start flying this thing?
:ZtoltBC: Um… we’re already in the air?
:TristanBC: …wait, really?
:ZtoltBC: We took off as soon as the door closed, when I asked you to take a seat, mate.
:TristanBC: Oh… neat…. I didn’t even notice…
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No. 978035 ID: a38353

Why did we bring up organised crime that was a terrible idea.

Suppose if we're gonna be flying around now we can just stop at our place right quick and grab something to swim in.
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No. 978036 ID: 9f00f4

Hold on now! If you're still in the metaphorical closet about your sexuality, you've an obligation to let me know what I need to in order to cover for you. So, let's coordinate our story. Am I to be a female of my species? Just a friend? What am I to say if a family member gets curious? I can't cover for you if we don't get our story straight! We wouldn't want this night to turn into even more of a comedy of errors, would we?
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No. 978038 ID: b1b4f3

>>978032
What's that error about?
Also the cat's already out of the bag in regards to you being a man, since you told the green Raolme.

>swimming trunks
Well you're only looking to cover a specific part of you. You can probably find something with a close fit, or is at least stretchy enough to pass as a close fit.
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No. 978039 ID: b79cb3

>>978036
Good thinking.
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No. 978066 ID: f3f534

>>978032
You're lucky he took that crime syndicate thing as a joke and didn't get offended by it! You almost fucked up your date like an idiot!

>Swimming clothes
You can go to your home and get a pair of shorts that you don't mind getting wet.
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No. 978080 ID: 36784c

>>978032
Ask if that error message is something we should be concerned about?

>swimwear
If there’s a race of aliens here that’s close to your build, we could buy swimwear for that race and you can wear that.

Hell, if the tail opening isn’t too big, you could probably wear child sized Raolme swimwear.
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No. 978087 ID: f9bc61

>>978032
Are there any clothing stores on the way to our destination? We could browse their selection online to see if they have any swimwear available. Even if they don't have anything for our species, we'll probably find an adequate substitute if we look hard enough.

How far away is your apartment from where we are now, and did you unpack all your stuff already? It could be worth it to just drive by there on the way and see if you've still got your swimsuits.

>>978036
Let's not be too pushy about the issues with him and his family. It's clearly a sensitive subject for him and he doesn't want to talk about it right now. We shouldn't press on it... directly.

If anyone asks about how we know each other, what should we tell them? Will we need to keep our relationship a secret? Does he want it to be a secret? If we need a cover story, we could say that we want to adapt our music to a Raolme audience and we're interested in seeing what he thinks of it. Does that sound good?
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No. 978116 ID: ba56e6

Could see if one of your crewmates has something you could borrow. They're both a little wider than you, but trunks are usually elastic.
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No. 978142 ID: 2c5282
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>Why did we bring up organized crime that was a terrible idea.
Because you’re a complete fuck up and your mouth moves faster than the part of your brain that screams at you to stop?
>Let's not be too pushy about the issues with him and his family. It's clearly a sensitive subject for him and he doesn't want to talk about it right now. We shouldn't press on it... directly.
This might require tact… wish you sorely lack… but let’s not bring up the metaphorical closet at least for now.


>Ask if that error message is something we should be concerned about?
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Oh, that? That’s just the minibar. It’s hasn’t worked since before I got this scumsucker… mostly because the company that made the parts for it went under.
:TristanBC: Aw, so no cold drinks then…
>Are there any clothing stores on the way to our destination?
:ZtoltBC: Tris, we’re fucking flying. It takes less than 5 minutes to go from one side of this scum filled city to the other. Everything might as well be on the way.
>If there’s a race of aliens here that’s close to your build, we could buy swimwear for that race and you can wear that.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… well… there is the Mrrgh I guess? They do have similar form like you do, which is why I thought you were one when we first met. Though they are a bit more bottom heavy… and they lack a tail…
>Hell, if the tail opening isn’t too big, you could probably wear child sized Raolme swimwear.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, while it would be funny to see you try, our tails are about as big as our waist, which means they probably wouldn’t fit you at all.

>How far away is your apartment from where we are now?
:ZtoltBC: Tris, once again, flying. Everything is close when you’re flying.
>You can go to your home and get a pair of shorts that you don't mind getting wet.
…but did you even pack shorts? You usually just wear pants all year round and you didn’t have a lot of baggage space after brining all your band stuff… not to mention that you don’t really have a lot of clothes to begin with.
>Could see if one of your crewmates has something you could borrow.
:MelBC: [Hello? This is Mel?]
:TristanBC: [Mel! Mate! This is Tristan, you roomie! The sweet looking albino!]
:MelBC: [I know who you are Tristan.]
:TristanBC: [Of course you do, mate! But hey, I need a favor! I’ll owe you one, but you fucking know that I don’t cop out on that shit!]
:MelBC: [I… err… don’t think you’ve ever owed me a favor before so… no, I don’t know?]
:TristanBC: [Then let me prove it! I need nice fucking duds, swimming duds to be exact! You don’t happen to have some trunks or some shit, mate?]
:MelBC: […I guess you can borrow my swimming trunks if you promise to bring them back… and wash them.]
:TristanBC: [Sweet! Then it’s a deal! I’ll fly by soon and pick ‘em up, my man.]
:MelBC: [Wait, fly?]
:TristanBC: [My perfect date is so bloody amazing that he got his own flying airship, mate. It’s fucking awesome!]
:ZtoltBC: Perfect? *snrk* really?
:MelBC: [What!? Seriously!? Geez, maybe I should call in the favor to ride that thing… but yeah, I’ll hang my trunks in the hall if you want to pick them up… I… um… guess?]
:TristanBC: [You’re fucking lifesaver, mate! Love ya, Mel! Bye.]
:MelBC: [Um… bye?]
>They're both a little wider than you, but trunks are usually elastic.
Wait, is he really wider than you are? He’s shorter, sure, and bit on the chubby side but… hmm… maybe he is? Whatever, they’ll probably fit better than any alien ones anyway.

:ZtoltBC: So you got some swimming gear then?
:TristanBC: Yeah, mate hit me up with a fucking pair, so we’re golden.
:ZtoltBC: Sweet… then I guess the only thing left is… *sigh*… getting my stuff back home…

>If anyone asks about how we know each other, what should we tell them? Will we need to keep our relationship a secret?
:ZtoltBC: What? No, that’s not… we’re both adults, Tris, and we can date whoever we want. Sure, my mother probably won’t approve and my sister will probably heckle the shit out of me, but they can suck scum for all I care. The problem is they tried to force me to date certain people, not that I can’t date anyone I want… though... things might get a bit awkward but… it’s not a secret…
:TristanBC: …then how about when they call me girl? Should I… correct them on that?
:ZtoltBC:
:TristanBC:

:ZtoltBC: Anyway, we’re about to land my family home, so how do you want to do this…
:TristanBC: …wait, what do you mean? Do we have to do it in some special way?
:ZtoltBC: Well, if it was up to me I would just lock you in here inside the floater while I grab my stuff, to make sure that no one will see you, but that’s only someone who’s a complete knot head would do… so… do you want to follow me in to my room or… just stay out here in the parking lot… maybe grab a glass of something tasty in the lounge? Just stay out of the garden, it’s… a bit messy since the gardener was let go.
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No. 978143 ID: b1b4f3

>>978142
>where to go
Well following him to his room doesn't seem appropriate for a first date.
Staying out here in the parking lot is probably fine. Lean against the car and mess with your phone.
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No. 978144 ID: 9f00f4

No no, that lounge sounds fun! You can get a glass of something tasty, and deflect the questions of nosy family members of his, and figure out a bit about his lifestyle!
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No. 978145 ID: b79cb3

>>978144
We can certainly try... NOt to fuck it up, that is!
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No. 978146 ID: 36784c

>>978142
>there is the Mrrgh I guess? They do have similar form like you do, which is why I thought you were one when we first met. Though they are a bit more bottom heavy…
Joke with him and say, “Hey, are you trying to say that I’ve got a big butt?”

>What do?
I’m honestly worried that Ztolt’s family will try to do something to us if we don’t stay with him. I say we go with him.

Also he’s mentioned that his species is aquatic, so we should at least ask him if we’re going to get wet if we go in his house with him?
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No. 978147 ID: ba56e6

It's a little early to meet the family, but you're down to go with him if he's okay with it. Tell him you got his back.
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No. 978176 ID: f28519

We should probably just hang out here with the Aircar for a bit, unless he really wants to show us his room that badly.
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No. 978190 ID: a9af05

>>978142
Might as well follow him to his room.
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No. 978205 ID: 9f00f4

If you go to the room, you might not want to actually ENTER the room, perhaps stay at the nearest neutral-ish place? A huge home likely has a nearby den or sitting nook or lounge or place with some seats near that kind of living space.
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No. 978211 ID: f3f534

>>978142
Let's follow him to his room. It'll be boring if we sit around and wait for him.
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No. 978212 ID: 9f00f4

>>978211

Oh, I'm sure SOMEONE will come visit us if we sit in a lounge. It's about figuring out nuances of his family context without being overly snoop-prone, you know?
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No. 978409 ID: 2c5282
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>We can certainly try... NOT to fuck it up, that is!
You’re trying your bloody best not to let things go arse over elbow already!
>I’m honestly worried that Ztolt’s family will try to do something to us if we don’t stay with him.
You can’t shake the feeling that they’ll try something no matter where you go, but you guess if you’re with Ztolt he can at least help you out.

>Joke with him and say, “Hey, are you trying to say that I’ve got a big butt?”
:ZtoltBC: Huh? No, I’m saying that those mushroom guys have big butts. Or it might just be their tiny upper bodies that makes their legs look freaking huge…
:TristanBC: Then what are you saying about my butt?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… that it sound firm, soft and cute?
:TristanBC: Fuck yeah!
>He’s mentioned that his species is aquatic, so we should at least ask him if we’re going to get wet if we go in his house with him?
:ZtoltBC: Not unless you jump into the pool, no. Also, we’re not aquatic? Sure, we love floating around on water like the scum suckers we are, but we live on land.
>It's a little early to meet the family…
:ZtoltBC: I agree! Therefore, let’s keep you away from my family!

>Might as well follow him to his room.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, I’d hope you wouldn’t say that… but I guess it might be easier to get these scumsuckers off our backs if we’re both present. Very well, let’s head to my room...
>Tell him you got his back.
:ZtoltBC: It’s not my back I’m worried about… speaking off, before we head inside…

Ztolt scots closer to you and rubs his head against your chest.

:TristanBC: Huh? What was that?
:ZtoltBC: Nothing. Just forget about it. Let’s head inside, alright?

Leaving the Airship, you find yourself in a large, indoors garage where four other similar airships are already parked, with empty space for at least five more as well. After a short trip in an elevator, you emerge into a grand hall of gold and purple. There are statues, paintings, chandeliers and large stained windows everywhere, making this place look like a fucking palace! You’re not given long to marvel though, as Ztolt drags you quickly into a side corridor and rounding a corner, leaving you outside what you can only assume is the door to his room. While the rooms here are massive, the doorways are not, forcing you to bend over if you would want to enter them.

>you go to the room, you might not want to actually ENTER the room, perhaps stay at the nearest neutral-ish place?
:ZtoltBC: I was going to ask you to stay out here, seeing that I’m going to get out of these clothes and into something a bit more comfortable.
:TristanBC: You know, when you put it like that…
:ZtoltBC: …I didn’t mean it… eh, fuck it. I’m going in a bathrobe anyway. No point to bring any other clothes if I’m going to change back to these later anyway, after they’ve been cleaned of this shit, of course.
:TristanBC: I guess we can drive right up to the spa, huh…
:ZtoltBC: I’ll be right back, just sit here for a moment and wait, alright?

Looking around, you spot several cushions on the floor near the wall, which you assume is where guests are supposed to rest their legs, and while he did ask you to sit down, you rather not sit on the floor right now. Instead, you take a look around, taking in the sight properly for the first time. While there are awesome statues and splendid tapestry, you finally notice all the cracks in the perfect bloody façade. Literally cracks in some cases. Some of the windows are clearly in need of repairs while the tapestry and statues are worn and torn… not to mention the dust that’s covering most things. Even then, this is far beyond any kind of wealth you’ve ever had… or even dreamed off! Mabye Ztolt is just… way out of your league?
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No. 978410 ID: 2c5282
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:ZaliaBC: Ah, what exquisite smell. I just couldn’t help myself from, mmm, taking a closer sniff…
:TristanBC: The fuck?

Then there is suddenly another Raolme next to you, one that is clad jewelry and expensive looking clothes. You believe this one is female… and an older one at that, but other than that…

:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, don’t act so surprised, dear! Oh, but I do apologize if I gave you a little fright, it wasn’t my intent.
:TristanBC: It’s… err… fine? I guess? Shit…
:ZaliaBC: Glad to hear it, dear, Hmhm… and you must be little Ztolly’s new friend, correct? I can see why he likes you, with that language of yours.
:TristanBC: Wait, how do you know I’m with Ztolt?
:ZaliaBC: Why, because his smell is all over you, clearly marking you as his and his alone, hmhm. It almost as if he’s scared that little old me might steal you away!
:TristanBC: Y-you’re going to… what?
:ZaliaBC: Now, now, little Tristan, no need to fret, I do not bite… hmhm… much. While you might just be a cute little boy ripe for the picking, I’m not one to steal others conquests. It’s just so rude, don’t you agree?
:TristanBC: …yes?
:ZaliaBC: Though I am surprised that he would go after a boy like yourself… hmhm… interesting. Now, could you be a dear and light this? Hmhm, I know you have fire, as I can smell the smoke on you… and little Ztolly never carry any himself.

She holds up one of those classy, long cigarette holders, though this one has a cigar on the end of it. Now, why can’t you shake the feeling you’ve seen her somewhere before?

:ZaliaBC: Oh! And I’ve heard that your kind gives just the most delightful head scratches, Mr. Dowe! It wouldn’t be to bold to ask for a sample while we converse, would it? Hmhm…
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No. 978411 ID: 4854ef

Madame Zaliasquenska tatil Xai Lentazin, chu tertal o Ankh, High seat of Etrall, chu Matriarch de zartel o Xaito, first of her name.

She was on the dating site as well, you misremembering goof.
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No. 978413 ID: a38353

She's the other Raolme we matched with on the dating site, guess they were related after all.

Well, no harm in lighting her cigar for her i suppose.
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No. 978414 ID: b1b4f3

>>978409
>stuff needs repairs, dusty
Hmm, I'm not so sure they're that rich. From the look of things, this is a family that used to be rich but is in decline, and can't afford to properly maintain their property but aren't willing to let go of it either.

>>978410
She knew your name before you introduced yourself. Also, that's Zaliasquenska(though you probably don't remember her whole name), you saw her on the extraspecies dating website. I wonder if she saw you there too and knows your name due to that? Hmm, she realized you were a boy as well...

Give her a light, but express concern about the head scratches; shouldn't those be exclusive to Ztolt? Also, ask her if she was the one who sent that rude green Raolme.
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No. 978415 ID: ba56e6

Well, she doesn't seem so bad. Doubt she sent the green goon, she knows you're a boy and the goon didn't.

Give her a light and ask if she's had any luck on the you-know-where.
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No. 978416 ID: 333b71

Oh shit you totally forgot! Who would have thought you would find her here. Are they related?
>Got a light?
Sure why not.

>Head scratch
Uh, isn't that a thing that you do only with your partners? If no, then... yes? If it is, then respectfully decline.
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No. 978417 ID: bb2f99

>>978409
Man, this place is so run down that your arms fell off.
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No. 978418 ID: 36784c

>>978410
>Why, because his smell is all over you, clearly marking you as his and his alone, hmhm. It almost as if he’s scared that little old me might steal you away!
That explains why he rubbed up against you.

>Now, now, little Tristan, no need to fret
>While you might just be a cute little boy ripe for the picking
How did she know your name and gender before you told her?

You know what I think? She may have been on the dating website earlier and it gave her a list of potential matches, just like it did with you. So just like how she ended up on a list for you, you also ended up on a list for her. That’s how she knows your name and how she didn’t accidentally mistake you for a woman.

>Now, could you be a dear and light this?
Might as well give her a light.

>Now, why can’t you shake the feeling you’ve seen her somewhere before?
She was one of the aliens that the dating site had matched you with.

>>978414
>express concern about the head scratches; shouldn't those be exclusive to Ztolt?
My thoughts exactly.
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No. 978419 ID: b1b4f3

>>978415
The green one not realizing it is *why* I'm suspicious. Ztolt thought Tristan was a girl too. However, Tristan told the green Raolme that he was a guy as she was leaving.

Somehow Zalia knew right away, though.
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No. 978432 ID: f8fa51

Well, I certainly am interested in seeing this version of Zalia. Light, yes, scritches... tempting, but it might not be the best idea. Express that you're not sure how intimate that might be considered, and that you think you'd best not with someone you just met, especially when on a date with someone else.

>>978419

We never gave the green Raolme our name, so she must have at least one other source of intel. Given that source of intel exists, her knowing our gender is no longer at all indicative that she might be working with the green Raolme.
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No. 978447 ID: ba56e6

>>978419
Because we matched with her on a dating site.
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No. 978457 ID: 9f00f4

Wait a minute. How exactly would she know about the head scritches and their level of delightfulness? Were you and Ztolt under surveillance at the bar?
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No. 978466 ID: 2c5282
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>That explains why he rubbed up against you.
Huh… so they are like bloody cats then? Rubbing their head against everything to mark their territories? You guess it could be worse… they could be like dogs…
>Hmm, I'm not so sure they're that rich. From the look of things, this is a family that used to be rich but is in decline, and can't afford to properly maintain their property but aren't willing to let go of it either.
They are still richer than any other person you’ve ever personally know… which makes you way out of your fucking element here. It’s like you don’t belong here... at all… in fact, it’s a very similar feeling from that one time you snuck into that rich kid club back home. You felt like an alien back then too…

>She knew your name before you introduced yourself.
...both your first and last name too. How did she…?
>Hmm, she realized you were a boy as well...
…okay, that’s still plausible that she figured out that on her bloody own.
>She's the other Raolme we matched with on the dating site, guess they were related after all.
…wait, you’re right! She’s that super old lady! What was her name again?
>Madame Zaliasquenska tatil Xai Lentazin, chu tertal o Ankh, High seat of Etrall, chu Matriarch de zartel o Xaito, first of her name.
…how the fuck did you remember that name? That doesn’t even seem… the fuck!?

:TristanBC: Err… you’re Madam Zaliasquenska tatil Xai Lentazin, chu tertal o Ankh, High seat of Etrall, chu Matriarch de zartel o Xaito, first of her name, correct?
:ZaliaBC: … … …hmhm, impressive… not even I get most of those titles correct, yet… are your kind known for their good memory, dear? …or have you rehearsed that, hmm?
:TristanBC: I’m… not sure why I remember that name, actually…
:ZaliaBC: But where are my manners! We haven’t even introduced ourselves properly, have we dear? I am indeed Madam Zalia… but most simply call me Zal.
:TristanBC: Tristan… Tris to friends.
:ZaliaBC: And I see that my reputation precedes me, hmhm… how do you know of me, pray tell?
:TristanBC: From Aliena Affinitas? That bloody xeno dating app? That’s where I found Ztolt as well and shit. You were one of the profiles that were recommended to me.
:ZaliaBC: Oh? Really? Hmhm… yet you choose little Ztolly? Why, boys will be boys, I guess.
:TristanBC: You didn’t knew he used it? Or that I used it for that matter?
:ZaliaBC: Of course I wouldn’t know if he used it, as it wouldn’t show his profile to little old me, dear. As for you, well… I’m sure in your eagerness to be with Ztolt you didn’t give me much time to find you, did you? Hmhm… don’t worry, boys your age are usually a bit… overenthusiastic, no? It’s a good lesson to learn, to take your time and… enjoy yourself, hmhm…

>Give her a light.
:ZaliaBC: Thank you, dear.
>ask if she's had any luck on the you-know-where.
:ZaliaBC: Hmm? Oh, you mean the dating? Why, little Tris, aren’t you a naughty one! A proper lady don’t lick and tell, you know, hmhm…
>Are they related?
:ZaliaBC: You mean me and little Ztolly? Hmhm, why… yes, yes we are.
:TristanBC: Oh, so you’re like his… aunt or some shit then?
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, if only, little Trist, if only. No, he’s my… oh… how does it go again? He’s my grand grand… grand… grandson? Oh, it is so hard to keep track after a while you know… there simply so many of them… like roots on a tree, they just become more and more the further away you come from the source, hmhm…
:TristanBC: …w-wait, seriously? You’re his… grand grand grandmother!?
:ZaliaBC: A very “serious” indeed.

>How did she know your name and gender before you told her?
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm… why, a retired old lady like myself must have my hobbies, no?
:TristanBC: …your hobbies include knowing who I am?
:ZaliaBC: It includes knowing everything interesting that is going on…and a new, exotic species that is coming to visit is… hmhm… just too much of a delight to ignore.
>Express concern about the head scratches; shouldn't those be exclusive to Ztolt?
:ZaliaBC: Should they?
:TristanBC: …I’m not sure how intimate it might be considered… and it’s kind of weird doing it to someone I just met… not to mention that I’m currently on a date with Ztolt?
:ZaliaBC: …so belly rubs are out of the question as well then? Pity… but maybe it’s for the best to be on the safe side of things, no dear?


>Ask her if she was the one who sent that rude green Raolme.
:ZaliaBC: Oh? Rude green Raolme?
:TristanBC: She started shit when- hey!
:ZaliaBC: *Sniff*Sniff* Hmmm, yes, I do know her… she is part of the family, though on one of the more… low hanging branches. Hmhm, why, I am sure she would be eager to please someone from the main bloodline, no? But no, I did not send any rude green Raolme to do anything to you at that café you were at.
:TristanBC: Huh…
>How exactly would she know about the head scritches and their level of delightfulness? Were you and Ztolt under surveillance at the bar?
:ZaliaBC: I’ve heard rumors about your species marvelous hands, Tristan.
:TristanBC: You also knew we were at a café earlier?
:ZaliaBC: … … …very well. Hmhm, I see that I might have said too much.
:TristanBC: So you were fucking spying!?
:ZaliaBC: I’ve simply been making sure my dear little Ztolly have been safe and sound, dear. Hmhm, and while I do like to gossip, what he does… or who he do, on his free time is not of my concern, unless it is… unwise.
:TristanBC: …so you’re fine that we’re on a date?
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm… I am certain his mother would disapprove, seeing as she wishes to use him to grab power and money, but little old me? Why, I’m delighted that he finally went out and found someone on his own. In fact, it is an experience he needs to… well, experience. Be it that you part on good terms, bad terms or even if this become a long lasting relationship, it is something he need to experience. So yes, I am delighted that he found someone… though I am surprised that he chose a boy… and brought them back here already…
:TristanBC: Well, I’m glad you’re… “delighted”, but I rather not have you look over our shoulders this whole evening.
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm… and that sadly is not something I can agree upon. Dear, you’re either a young, naïve little boy who just happened to land in the lap of a rich Xaito bachelor who is looking for love by pure luck, which is fine as we’ve all been young and naïve at some point, or you’re a fool who believes he can seduce his way into our folds, be it for power, money or influence, but a fool nonetheless.

She takes a long drag from her cigar before continuing.

:ZaliaBC: I do not suffer fools, Tristan… not for very long, at least.
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No. 978467 ID: b1b4f3

>>978466
Be honest with her, you had no idea he was rich and you're feeling out of your element. Also you're only here because he spilled his drink and needs a change of clothes, but she might already know that.

I guess you'll have to deal with her keeping an eye on the both of you... since she's here anyway and Ztolt probably won't give you a tour, ask what the statues and stained glass window are about.
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No. 978468 ID: 894419

Ma'am forgive me if this is a rude question but is posturing with vague threats a Ralome cultural trait? I just ask because its happening so often at this point its becoming completely played out and unimpressive.
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No. 978469 ID: 9f00f4

"Look, ma'am. You seem to be under a major misunderstanding of where I am coming from and what, precisely my circumstances are. I'm not a fool, but what I am is ignorant -- though I do have a pretty good idea of exactly how ignorant I actually am, and am taking steps to act appropriately. Let me, ah, make a soundscape for you to show my situation. To me and my civilization, everyone and everything in this meta-civilization of your all's is absurdly, astoundingly wealthy. We are a civilization which just barely got out of our own planetary orbit, with no longevity medicine or immortality treatments or whatever it is that you use to be able to be a great great however many grandparent. We don't have even deuterium fusion, hell we don't even have useful thorium-cycle nuclear reactors, our heavier than air vertical takeoff aircraft use rotors or ducted fans rather than... whatever it was the vehicle I got to this building used. There are a few people of my species still alive who remember a time before plastic! In fact, before you said otherwise, I wouldn't have been surprised if this household was a typical level of wealth or affluence. For all I know, everything anyone in this civilization wants, including jewelry you are wearing, comes out of some sort of molecular fabricator for a pittance. We were working on 'cultured' gemstones where I came from, after all. I wasn't even presuming the civilization I was in had inter-generational individual accumulation of wealth, and though I expected there to be some sort of currency somewhere, I still have no idea of it's real value. Add to that, everyone is more experienced in using the local data networks, AND that green Raolme intentionally used my cultural preconceptions as a weapon against me, and I don't know the extent to which others are doing that as well, and trust me. I'm just a guy, way out of my depth, who knows it and has decided to just enjoy the ride. I don't care about how much wealth he does or doesn't have; I'm here to experience interesting things with interesting people, I'm not after their money!
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No. 978470 ID: ce39da

"Eh, I can be a pretty big fool sometimes, but that has nothing to do with my intentions here. I'm honestly starting to feel out of my element now that it's really starting to hit me how rich Ztolt is. He really undersold himself on that site, not gonna lie - probably not by accident, either."
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No. 978473 ID: 6e6f32

Money? Power?
All that makes me more uncomfortable than anything.

I just wanna live my life and play my music. I don't even know what I'd do with a lot of money.

The world of the affluent is just as alien to me here as it was on my home world. I just get this deep sense of unbelonging.
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No. 978475 ID: a38353

Honestly, just want to show Ztolt a good time, Saw an adorable Raolme and took the chance. Money and Power weren't even part of the equation.
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No. 978479 ID: 333b71

>>978469
TThis is a nice speech, not going to lie. We could absolutely say all this, but i think that 'showing' is a better way of proving our intentions than 'telling'. So you can just incist that nither you or Stolen would appreciate someone spying on you, but you really can't just make her stop if she doesn't want to. She already did and you were completatly ignorant about it. You will have to deal with it.

Or you could just tell her that you are just a pervert that is into very particular kinky shit, and that thing would be aliens.
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No. 978524 ID: 9f00f4

>>978479

People aren't fetishes. It's against your core values to objectify people like that.
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No. 978530 ID: ba56e6

>>978469
Too many words.

>>978466
Tell her she seems familiar, almost like you met in another life.

But reassure her you don't care about riches. If you did you wouldn't have become a musician.
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No. 978531 ID: 83ea8d

>>978524
Ok, fair enough, let me rephrase that: Tris is a pervert and has the hots for aliens.

Would that be better?
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No. 978532 ID: 9f00f4

>>978531

Sure, but is even that wise to tell this woman who he doesn't really know? How do we want to come across?
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No. 978533 ID: 36784c

>>978466
Be honest with your answer. And above all else, don't be an asshole to her. If anyone has the power to force you away from Ztolt, it's her. So don't piss her off!

>>978469
Too long of a speech.
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No. 978534 ID: 83ea8d

>>978532
We could just ignore that fact and say nothing about it. There isn't much we can do, if she just won't stop spying on us, we can't really do much about it but to ignore it. As long as Ztol is having a good time, we shouldn't really care about the rest. We care about him, not his family and possessions.

We can only ask her nicely to stop doing it.
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No. 978538 ID: a9af05

>>978466
Don't make any snarky or smartass comments. Just tell the truth on how you didn't know about Ztolt's money until recently.
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No. 978546 ID: ba56e6

>>978538
Maybe a little sass. He'd come across as ingenuine if he didn't, she already knows that from watching him.

Could remind her that if you wanted to seduce your way into a rich family, there was a certain other someone you matched with who seems eager for head scratches.

It's too early to tell of Ztolt is 'the one', but he's a sweetie and you have no intention of breaking his heart either way.
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No. 978549 ID: a9af05

>>978546
>you have no intention of breaking his heart either way.
I don't think that phrase works in this situation, since Raolme don't have hearts.
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No. 978551 ID: 9f00f4

>>978549

Crushing his hopes and dreams? That'd be a non idiomatic way of saying it, right?
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No. 978554 ID: a9af05

>>978551
That sounds like it'll work.
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No. 978593 ID: f8fa51

>>978549
But it's honest, it'll probably translate, and if it doesn't, you'll simply clear up what it means. It'll sound less rehearsed if you use metaphors in your own language.
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No. 978638 ID: 5950e9

>>978466
Whoa, cool your fukken jets there. Look I can get the concern but you're seriously reading way too much into it.
All my info before meeting up basically came from the app.

I didn't go into this expecting love or money, I'm just tryin' to not mess up this date, cause me and Ztolt seem to be hitting it off pretty well.
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No. 978703 ID: 2c5282
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>Don't make any snarky or smartass comments.
If you were able to keep your mouth from spewing sass your life would be very different.
>Don't be an asshole to her. If anyone has the power to force you away from Ztolt, it's her. So don't piss her off!
Right, you’ll try to at least keep things from going completely arse over elbow.


>Whoa, cool your fucking jets there. Look I can get the concern but you're seriously reading way too much into it.
:ZaliaBC: Now, now, dear, you seem to misunderstand. I am simply… uncertain of you. Hmhm, you’re so new, that I can still not read your kind properly. For all I know, you can be hiding all kind of things behind that cute exteriors of yours, hmhm…
:TristanBC: I’m not hiding anything! My soul is just as bloody spotless as my pristine white fur, madam.
:ZaliaBC: Tristan Dowe. Disavowed by your parents, fined for several cases of property damage and drunken brawls as well as one arrest for being part of a protest?
:TristanBC: …err… y-you know about… that?
:ZaliaBC: I know a lot of things, dear, hmhm.
>Be honest with her, you had no idea he was rich and you're feeling out of your element.
:TristanBC: Look, ma'am. You seem to be under a fucking huge misunderstanding of where I am coming from and what, precisely my bloody circumstances are. I'm not a fool, but what I am is an ignorant git. We are a civilization which just barely got out of our own planetary orbit, with no longevity medicine or immortality treatments or whatever it is that you use to be able to be a great great however many grandparent.
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, immortality? A slow decent into insanity, if would be possible. No, dear, I’m still here because I live healthy, have been lucky and most importantly… I don’t have many enemies left, hmhm… but do go on, Tristan, about your circumstances.
:TristanBC: Err… i-in fact, before you said otherwise, I wouldn't have been surprised if this household was a typical level of wealth or affluence for you aliens, mate. For all I know, everything anyone in this civilization wants, including jewelry you are wearing, comes out of some sort of molecular freaking fabricator for a pittance or some shit.
:ZaliaBC: Well, you’re not wrong. Jewels are cheap… the craftsmanship of proper jewelry is not, hmhm…
:TristanBC: I'm just a guy, way out of my depth, who knows it and has decided to just enjoy the ride. I don't care about how much wealth he does or doesn't have; I'm here to experience interesting things with interesting people, I'm not after their money!
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, if only more people thought like that. It’s a hard lesson to learn… which often comes far too late, trust me…
:TristanBC: Money? Power? All that makes me more uncomfortable than anything.
:ZaliaBC: Good. It should. No sane person should feel comfortable with it, seeing just how dangerous and corrupting they are, hmhm…
:TristanBC: I just wanna live my life and play my music. I don't even know what I'd do with a lot of money.
:ZaliaBC: Oh? You’re a musician? Why, I would love to hear you play sometime, dear. I’m a bit of an amateur singer myself, you know, hmhm…
:TristanBC: I’m sure we can find the bloody time for it later…

>He really undersold himself on that site, not gonna lie - probably not by accident, either.
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, he is more clever than many of us think, indeed, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he tried to keep it a bit of a secret, so to not attract all the tastless insects with his honey, hmm? I’ve always thought he was taking after little old me, hmhm…
:TristanBC: Honestly, just want to show Ztolt a good time, Saw an adorable Raolme and took the fucking chance, mate.
:ZaliaBC: And a good time is what you’re having, if my sources are to be believed.
>It's too early to tell of Ztolt is 'the one', but he's a sweetie and you have no intention of breaking his heart either way.
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, it’s not the act of destroying love organs I am concerned about, but the possible malice behind it. If you simply are on a date with cute boy, which you seem to be, then it doesn’t matter how it turns out in the end. Love or not, it is for him to live it, no? Hmhm, so please, have your date, have fun and… live.

>Also you're only here because he spilled his drink and needs a change of clothes, but she might already know that.
:ZaliaBC: Ah, so that’s why he smelled like he did, hmhm…
>Could remind her that if you wanted to seduce your way into a rich family, there was a certain other someone you matched with who seems eager for head scratches.
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, why, Tristan, are you telling me that I’m easier to seduce than Sir Ztolt?
:TristanBC: You have a weakness to belly rubs, at least.
:ZaliaBC: And you’re absolutely correct! Luckily for little old me, the one with the power of belly rubs and scratches is more interested in little Ztolly instead of me, hmhm. Why, maybe I shall just have to find another Burettian to seduce me with your kinds enthralling belly rubs!
:TristanBC: I’m sure a fucking gorgeous lady like yourself won’t have any trouble to, mate.

>Since she's here anyway and Ztolt probably won't give you a tour, ask what the statues and stained glass window are about.
:ZaliaBC: Oh, you know… history…
:TristanBC: History? But what kind of history?
:ZaliaBC: The one we’re stuck in. The one this whole family is stuck in. It’s relics of the past, thus… when we came here, we brought them with us… and kept them around for far too long, hmhm… hard as you may try, people keep trying to go back… even if things are better now, isn’t that right, dear?
:TristanBC: I don’t know. I’ve always been a fucker who keeps going forward, honestly.
:ZaliaBC: That’s lovely to hear, hmhm…
>Ma'am forgive me if this is a rude question but is posturing with vague threats a Ralome cultural trait?
:ZaliaBC: Vague threats? Really? So you prefer direct ones instead?
:TristanBC: Err… that was-
:ZaliaBC: Oh, but Tristan, if you’re so eager to here proper threats, all you needed was to ask, hmhm…
:TristanBC: …so… what? If I don’t make Ztolt happy you’ll throw me in the river with… how did he put it? A cement tail?
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, please, what do you take me for? That would make it too easy to find you… not to mention all the extra paperwork to make sure you… disappeared, hmhm…
:TristanBC: Err… that wasn’t the answer I was expecting y-
:ZaliaBC: No, dear, why bother with that when I can simply talk to some friends? See, I usually have tea with a few of the magistrates every week… and I’m sure they would love to help me get into contact with the earth embassy… and then it’s just a simple matter to explain to them how naughty you’ve been, dear, hmm? Of course, I might just be inclined to put a good word for you instead… if… hmhm… I thought you deserved it?
:TristanBC: …are you suggesting that you might just accept… head scratches?
:ZaliaBC: And belly rubs!

:ZtoltBC: Gran gran!?
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978704

Ztolt emerges from behind the statues, wearing a bathrobe coupled with a new bowtie and his old hat. You have no idea if he just arrived or if he’s been back there for a while now…

:ZtoltBC: Stop trying to get my da- my friend to pet you! It’s degrading!
:ZaliaBC: But little Ztolly, can’t you hear his magnificent hands? They are just begging to scratch me behind the ear, hmhm…
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, see… this is exactly why I didn’t want to come back here… you’re so embarrassing, you know that… and my name is Ztolt…
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, I’m sure your… “friend” won’t mind, dear.
:ZtoltBC: Let’s just go before this get any worse, Tristan. At least we didn’t run into my sisters, so there’s something.
:ZaliaBC: Oh, that’s because they are down at the garage.
:ZtoltBC: They are what!?
:ZaliaBC: That’s how I knew you were home, little Ztolly, I met them while I was on my way to stop your father from emptying all the bottles in the main lounge, dear.
:ZtoltBC: And now they are probably waiting at my limo to fucking ambush us like the scumsuckers they are! Gah, by the eternal dark!
:ZaliaBC: Language dear. Though, if you want I am more than willing to help, hmhm… for a prize…
:ZtoltBC: He’s not giving you head scratches!
:ZaliaBC: I demand scratches!
:ZtoltBC: No. Ugh, I’m sure we can get them to go away without your help, gran gran.
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No. 978705 ID: f8fa51

"Ztolt, if you don't want me to give your great grandmother scratches, I won't, but I really don't mind if you're just worried for my sake."
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No. 978708 ID: b1b4f3

>>978704
Tell him you don't think it's degrading. We are all animals. We all want to be touched.

Does he really think it will be LESS unpleasant to deal with his sisters than to tolerate you giving his gran some platonic physical affection?
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No. 978709 ID: f28519

If he doesn't want us to give her scritches we won't, we'll just have to deal with his sisters, i'm sure between the two of us we can handle it.
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No. 978713 ID: 36784c

>>978704
Tristan, can you whistle? I’m sure you could whistle really loudly at Ztolt’s sisters to make them go away. Maybe even give Ztolt and Zalia a demonstration to see if whistling would work. Just make sure you warn them, so they can prepare themselves for the noise.

Then again, Ztolt mentioned that there’s Ralome music going on 30/10 in his house because having a constant source of sound that bounce around the rooms make it easier to navigate instead of having to use that clicking sound he usually makes. If that music is also in the garage, then maybe we can turn it up really loud to make his sisters leave the garage?

……actually, remember your music that you gave to Ztolt as a gift? Perhaps you could play that in the garage to scare away his sisters? It’ll be something they don’t like! And if Ztolt doesn’t like the music, he’ll still like the fact that it’s something he can use against his sisters!
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No. 978714 ID: 2aa5f0

offer both scratches?

oh and if you do end up facing the sisters ask him what you can expect from them.
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No. 978715 ID: 9f00f4

Lesser of two evils, Ztolt. I don't mind giving head scratches, or possibly head scratches and belly rubs. Though, that begs the question, is there some special rule regarding non-romantic physical affection and touch in your family?
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No. 978716 ID: f2320a

>>978708
Support also huh i have never been scratched behind my ear but i have been petted and scratched on the scalp before and its quite pleasant if done right.
Huh his species and MC species combined would kinda look like a canine?
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No. 978718 ID: f2320a

>>974180
I just noticed he is holding his drink with his back leg its addorable
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No. 978719 ID: f2320a

>>978713
Thats some really good ideas and it will be a goodway too figure if we make weapon grade music
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No. 978720 ID: ba56e6

>>978704
Tell him his granny's pretty cool.

Also mention that you do happen to have an available friend who could use a wise figure to guide him in this strange place, in exchange for scratches and belly rubs. Perhaps putting in a word with him would be enough for some help?
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No. 978721 ID: 36784c

>>978720
Who are you talking about?
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No. 978752 ID: ba56e6

>>978721
Mel, of course.
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No. 978754 ID: 36784c

>>978752
I don’t think he’d appreciate us setting him up on a blind date with Zalia. Just leave Mel alone and let him meet someone on his own on the dating site.
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No. 978755 ID: 83ea8d

Ok, now is a very good time to explain to me what is so good about head and belly scratches.
Is something that you aren't supposed to do in public or something?

If you really don't want to deal with your sisters nor me giving your grandma head pats, what do you suggest? Is there another way out of here?
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No. 978772 ID: f9bc61

>>978704
>I demand scratches!
Considering that she just got finished threatening to have us deported and/or murdered if we didn't pet her, I'm going to say "no", and add that it's very lucky that we didn't try dating her. I don't know what Ztolt's sisters are like, but I'm willing to take my chances, because at this point I don't see how that could be a worse option than spending a single minute longer with a creep like her. I don't care what kind of sleazy scheming bullshit she comes up with, she isn't going to get physical affection with threats or force.

Is that what she's trying to do? She seemed pretty clear on that point, but then she went back to double-talk and veiled threats. If she really is willing to go that low, she should at least be honest about it. If not, the answer is still "no". And she'd better not try and play it off like she was just being playful or thought we liked it or some crap like that. I don't know what she considers "normal", but our species generally doesn't find death threats attractive.

In short, go to hell.
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No. 978790 ID: ba56e6

>>978772
Let's not say any of this, and embarrass ourselves.
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No. 978792 ID: 36784c

>>978790
I agree. Don’t say any of that!
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No. 978793 ID: b1b4f3

>>978772
No, she was saying she'd put in a good word if we gave her head scratches.
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No. 978794 ID: 6e6f32

>>978772
Eh. The threats seemed more like the the backwards charm of an old person teasing the young'ins. Toothless in intention but a mind-fuck regardless because they are very capable of going through with them.

In short, the overt threats mean Zalia is at ease.

I for one would look forward to being openly threatened in future meetings.
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No. 978796 ID: 9f00f4

Let's not say any of this. She was playing up her mystique somewhat. We can hardly expect to understand all the cultural connotations and subtext and expect the exact same sorts of sarcasm signals as we are used to.

Practice diplomacy and etiquette and restraint! All is likely not what it seems, here.
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No. 978797 ID: 9f00f4

>>978796
er, sorry, the 'not say any of this' was in response to
>>978772
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No. 978849 ID: a9af05

>>978713
>Play Ztolt's gift in garage to drive away his sister's
That might work.
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No. 978858 ID: f9bc61

>>978790
She has spent most of this conversation showing off how much she's been stalking Tristan while threatening his life and freedom and trying to extort affection out of him. "It would be embarrassing to refuse" is a rather low priority at this point. The more important thing to consider is that trying to appease power-abusing predatory creeps is very much not worth it.

>>978796
There's no good reason to assume that "I will abuse my power to destroy your life and possibly kill you if you don't give me what I want" means something other than what it says. If by some alien logic she didn't mean threats when she said threats, we should take the opportunity to inform her that her efforts are not appreciated. Anyone who actually means well would understand such a reaction.

If she wants to be friendly, she can be friendly. If she wants to be a repulsive bully, she can be a bully. She can't have it both ways.
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No. 978859 ID: 6e6f32

>>978858
I dunno man. This seems like a very thin skinned read of the situation.
Though it would make sense if Tristan had been traumatized by an abusive narcissist in the past.

We are technically in control of Tristan's history...
Do... Do we want a close relative (perhaps his mother), to have been a narcissistic psychopath?
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No. 978862 ID: 9f00f4

>>978858
Have you never heard of sarcasm or playing to a role??
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No. 978864 ID: ba56e6

>>978858
What the hell are you on about? The threats and warnings were if we do something to hurt Ztolt, it has nothing to do with her wanting scratches or belly rubs. I said nothing about it being embarrassing to refuse to give her scratches or belly rubs. I said that going off half-cocked and badmouthing her in front of her great great grandson, our date, is incredibly stupid and embarrassing.
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No. 978884 ID: 2c5282
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978884

>Mention that you do happen to have an available friend who could use a wise figure to guide him in this strange place, in exchange for scratches and belly rubs. Perhaps putting in a word with him would be enough for some help?
You mean Mel? Nah, your mate probably already got a date lined up by now. Besides, who knows what he’s actually interested in? There was this nerd bug gal there too, right? He’s a nerd and she’s a nerd and… they can be nerd together or something… or are you just being a git right now, thinking all nerds are just nerds?
>Ztolt mentioned that there’s Ralome music going on 30/10 in his house.
There is some odd… you might call it classical sounding music playing here, yes… but it’s rather low, making it hard to actually hear it most of the time…

>Considering that she just got finished threatening to have us deported and/or murdered if we didn't pet her, I'm going to say "no".
To be fair, you did fucking ask her to threaten you openly… and you’re the one who brought up murder; she quite clearly made a point that anything she might do to you wouldn’t involve bodily harm. Not to mention, her threats was about you being a fool and trying to blackmail or extort their family or some other shit, not about her not getting pets. But yes, she’s clearly not someone you want on your bad side…
>She's been stalking Tristan and trying to extort affection out of him.
While her knowing everything about you is fucking creepy, you agree, but you’re pretty sure she isn’t serious about the petting… at least, you don’t think so?
>The threats seemed more like the backwards charm of an old person teasing the young'ins. Toothless in intention but a mind-fuck regardless because they are very capable of going through with them.
…she does remind you a lot of your own grandmother before she died, true…
>The overt threats mean Zalia is at ease.
She does seem a lot less tense right now compared to when this conversation started… in fact, you can’t help but notice that she’s becoming more and more affectionate as the time goes on as well. When you first saw her she was keeping her distance and observing you intently, but now… now she’s leaning against your leg completely relaxed…
>Tell her to go to hell.
Let’s not fucking insult the person who can destroy your life with a word, especially right in front of your date. You speak from experience when you say that things usually go to shit if you do.

>Tell him his granny's pretty cool.
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm…
:ZtoltBC: Don’t encourage her!
>if you do end up facing the sisters ask him what you can expect from them.
:ZaliaBC: Oh, why, they are simply two impulsive and petty children without any class.
:ZtoltBC: That’s… I would call them a pair of scumsuckers, but that works.
:TristanBC: So… no need to fucking worry then?
:ZaliaBC: Quite the opposite, actually dear. They let their emotions get the best of them for the pettiest reasons… and more than willing to try and act on it. A dangerous combination with our influence and wealth, hmhm.
:ZtoltBC: And fucking with me is probably just petty enough of a reason…
:ZaliaBC: But don’t fret, dear, I won’t let them do anything to bad.

>Ztolt, if you don't want me to give your great grandmother scratches, I won't, but I really don't mind if you're just worried for my sake.
:ZtoltBC: It’s not for your sake, it’s because it’s degrading! We’re not animals, just because we slither across the floor!
:ZaliaBC: Bah, scratches behind the ear feels so good, so why bother?
:ZtoltBC: Gran gran, stop trying to get scratches already!
:ZaliaBC: Never!
>Ok, now is a very good time to explain to me what is so good about head and belly scratches. Is something that you aren't supposed to do in public or something?
:ZaliaBC: It’s just some head pats, dear. It’s like… hugging. Something you do to people you care about and… hmhm… fancy…
:ZtoltBC: It makes us feel like pets and not people.
>Tell him you don't think it's degrading. We are all animals. We all want to be touched.
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, exactly, dear…
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, still… it feels… wrong…
:ZaliaBC: Yet still so right, hmhm… Little Ztolly here is just too proud to admit that he loves them too.
:ZtoltBC: No, I am not… hmph…

>Lesser of two evils, Ztolt. I don't mind giving head scratches, or possibly head scratches and belly rubs.
Does he really think it will be LESS unpleasant to deal with his sisters than to tolerate you giving his gran some platonic physical affection?
:ZtoltBC: Ugh… my sisters would be a lot worse…
:ZaliaBC: See, it’s not so bad…
:ZtoltBC: This is why I didn’t want you to meet my family yet… this is just… embarrassing…
>offer both scratches?
:ZaliaBC: That’s a great idea, dear.
:ZtoltBC: What? It’s not about… it’s about the head scratches, not the lack of them!

>Tristan, can you whistle? I’m sure you could whistle really loudly at Ztolt’s sisters to make them go away. Maybe even give Ztolt and Zalia a demonstration to see if whistling would work.
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, that’s a horrid sound, yes…
:ZtoltBC: It’s annoying, but it won’t scare anyone away. Just… don’t do that again, alright?
>Actually, remember your music that you gave to Ztolt as a gift? Perhaps you could play that in the garage to scare away his sisters?
:ZtoltBC: …why would your music…?
:TristanBC: I mean, very loudly.
:ZtoltBC: Well, it would probably drive the scumsuckers away, sure, but they’ll know I did it… and just wait near the elevator instead.
:TristanBC: So… just increase the music there as well?
:ZaliaBC: Now, now, there are other people here who don’t deserve being blasted with music, dear, hmhm…
>If you really don't want to deal with your sisters nor me giving your grandma head pats, what do you suggest? Is there another way out of here?
:ZtoltBC: Just go out the main entrance and call my car from there?
:ZaliaBC: Your sisters are laying on your car to make sure it doesn’t fly anywhere, dear.
:ZtoltBC: Well… fuck… then I don’t know?
:ZaliaBC: Or I can just go down there and tell them the truth. I need to head over there and get your father in the lounge anyway, hmhm… all it will cost you is a few head scratches…
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Truth?
:ZaliaBC: That I saw you dressed in a bathrobe and swimming trunks up here with a special friend of course! Hmhm, why, they would waste no time trying to get the pool before you did, dear…
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No. 978889 ID: 2aa5f0

hold hand over Zalia, look towards Ztolt to make sure it's ok, if so give Zalia head scratches until she agrees to distract the sisters, if not then put hand back down.
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No. 978890 ID: a38353

I dunno, the Head scratches are starting to sound like a good idea Ztolt.
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No. 978905 ID: b1b4f3

>>978884
Hmm. Well, that would work wouldn't it? And we have no way of luring them somewhere on our own.

>we are not pets
Well you'll just do it in a way that isn't like a pet, then.
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No. 978919 ID: 36784c

>>978884
>That I saw you dressed in a bathrobe and swimming trunks up here with a special friend of course! Hmhm, why, they would waste no time trying to get the pool before you did, dear…
And that will work because they’ll assume we’re going to the pool, when we’re not.

I hate to say it Ztolt, but I think we’re gonna need your gran gran’s help here.

>we’re not pets
Then don’t think of it like treating you like a pet. Instead, think about it like we’re helping scratch an itch that you can’t reach.
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No. 978924 ID: 4a7d07

> That I saw you dressed in a bathrobe and swimming trunks up here with a special friend of course! Hmhm, why, they would waste no time trying to get the pool before you did, dear…

Ma'am, you terrific. This is as good as we get, Ztolt, I can't think of anything better than this plan.

>we’re not pets

Pets are not the only ones that like to get touch, honey. I am all in for a good scratch in placeses I can't reach~
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No. 978926 ID: 4a7d07

If we ARE to give her scratches, might as well give some to him. I love seeing his leg stomp the ground in excitement.
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No. 978951 ID: ba56e6

>>978884
Offer Ztolt to give you head scratches instead. Then you can be his pet!
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No. 978952 ID: 9f00f4

>>978951
And ear scratches! And that spot under the chin! ... would a neck rub be too much to ask?

... You know what? You need to do the 'learn interspecies massage' thing. Surely there are classes? And some of the instructors would be keen on learning the specifics of a new species, maybe you could get some books and instructional videos appropriate to your own species on the topic?
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No. 978978 ID: f9bc61

>>978884
>To be fair, you did fucking ask her to threaten you openly
...No? All we did was call her out on her thinly-veiled threats, because she wasn't the first annoying creep to try that today. She's the one that decided to twist our words and use them as an excuse to escalate to direct threats, despite that being the exact opposite of what we meant. And she was still vague about what she was trying to bully us into doing or not doing; she didn't mention blackmail or anything actually bad like that except for saying how easy it is for her and that murdering us would be slightly less convenient.

>But yes, she’s clearly not someone you want on your bad side
We should try not to be on any side of someone like her. If she thinks we're going against her, she'll do any petty and vindictive thing she thinks she can get away with, but if we give in to her, she'll start wondering how much more she can take. The best option is to make an excuse to disengage before we have to touch her, and hope we can stay away from her until she either gets bored and starts stalking someone else or dies of old age.

>While her knowing everything about you is fucking creepy, you agree, but you’re pretty sure she isn’t serious about the petting… at least, you don’t think so?
Assuming the best of someone who brags about how easily she could have us killed would just be wishful thinking even if we were talking about our own species. She's from an "alien" culture that, for all we know, might think that sexual extortion is just being "playful" or "cute" or something. All we do know is that she wants us to think she's in a position of power and is happy to abuse it. If she really doesn't mean what she said, she'll be able to take "no" for an answer.

Make a mental note to look into how much power she actually has and whether the immigration laws would actually allow her to do what she's threatening to do. Also make a note to talk to Ztolt about the stalkling and threats at some point, ideally when his creepy grandmother is out of earshot; calling her out right now would only result in her either denying it in front of Ztolt and doing something spiteful later, or just going back to direct threats.

At the moment, we have very good reasons to assume the worst of her, and no reason to assume anything else. We need to tread lightly, but we can't make the mistake of thinking of her as a friend.

>Your sisters are laying on your car to make sure it doesn’t fly anywhere, dear.
Can he pilot it remotely to make it turn on its side or something?

If not that, then can he use the radio to play a sound that would drive them off and then call it to us? They can't block our path if they don't know where we are.

There could be another way to lure them away. Is there anything else he can tell us about them? Do they have any meetings or anything usually scheduled around this time? Some other interests that we could use to distract them? Picking on their little brother can't be the only thing they do for fun.

Are there any household servants around who would be willing to spread gossip to them? If they hear about it from Zalia, they might think she's just trying to trick them to help Ztolt, but if they hear it from gossipping servants, it might be more believable.

What if we just left and called a cab? That would get us where we needed to go faster than any weird scheme, and have the added benefit of leaving Ztolt's sisters waiting around doing nothing for several hours. They won't even be able to blame him for it, because they decided to get in his way on their own, without him lying to them or anything.
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No. 978979 ID: 9f00f4

>>978978

Look man, I think you are reading way, way, way too deep into this and taking this way too seriously and being a bit too paranoid. You seem to be the only participant that is seeing this much into this situation and her comments. Can we take this line of inquiry to the disc thread?
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>You need to do the 'learn interspecies massage' thing. Surely there are classes?
There has to be, but you really don’t have the time right now, do you? You’re on a bloody date after all, mate.
>If we ARE to give her scratches, might as well give some to him. I love seeing his leg stomp the ground in excitement.
He doesn’t stomp, he scratches the floor… and it’s fucking adorable.

>Ma'am, you terrific.
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm… why, Mr. Dowe, I can’t do anything but agree…
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, can you two stop that already? It’s getting annoying…

>There could be another way to lure them away. Is there anything else he can tell us about them? Picking on their little brother can't be the only thing they do for fun.
:ZaliaBC: Why, I do believe they’ve put aside some time for their favorite pass time.
:ZtoltBC: Of course they have… those two scumsuckers must have figured out I was going on a date somehow…
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, probably by simply observing that you were getting ready for one earlier, like I did. Though, dear, I did see them go into your room while you were getting your clothes pressed…
:ZtoltBC: What!? Those fucking bitches! They’ve been in my messages again, haven’t they!? Gah! How do they keep figuring out my passwords?
:ZaliaBC: Maybe stop writing it down on a note right next to your datapad?
:ZtoltBC: …Shut up…
>Can he pilot it remotely to make it turn on its side or something?
:ZtoltBC: I wish I should just drive into the sky with them on it before shacking them off, but sadly that’s impossible.
:ZaliaBC: It’s programmed to not drive if it detects a person on it… to prevent… hmhm… accidents…
:ZtoltBC: I can play a warning telling them to get off, but they are probably expecting that…

>What if we just left and called a cab?
:ZtoltBC: …a what?
:ZaliaBC: An automobile for hire, dear.
:TristanBC: You’ve never had a cab before, mate?
:ZtoltBC: Why would I? I’ve had a private auto-car since I was a teenager. And I rather not get into one either… I’ve heard stories and they… they are fucking disgusting…
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, it’s not that bad… or are you saying you rather help me get scratches than take a taxi, hmm?
:ZtoltBC: …ugh… yes… yes, I rather see him scratch you then get into some scum filled, end of the river driven scrap heap that rolls on the ground.
:TristanBC: There would be the added benefits in that it would leave those wankers in the garage in the dark, forcing them to maybe waste hours waiting for us down there.
:ZaliaBC: Why, dear, I don’t think they will take that long before they figure out that something is wrong… or simply grow bored, hmhm…
>Are there any household servants around who would be willing to spread gossip to them?
:ZaliaBC: Servants? Really? Hmhm, what kind of civilization do you come from, dear? But no, we don’t have anyone under our employ here that isn’t family.

>I dunno, the Head scratches are starting to sound like a good idea Ztolt.
:ZaliaBC: I do concur, dear, hmhm…
:ZtoltBC: Ugh… it’s still…
:TristanBC: If I do it in way that isn’t like petting a pet then?
:ZtoltBC: And how do you suggest we do that?
:TristanBC: How about… instead of thinking it like petting… think of it like… I’m helping you scratch that fucking itch you can’t reach yourself.
:ZtoltBC: …Tris, there isn’t a spot on my body I can’t reach.
:TristanBC: But my scratches feel nicer?
:ZaliaBC: They probably do, indeed, hmhm…
:ZtoltBC: …yes, yes they do… but still..
>Offer Ztolt to give you head scratches instead. Then you can be his pet!
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, should I give the two of you some privacy?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, shut up. I rather not… I really liked playing around with your soft fur, sure, but… just… it’s not a pet thing, alright?
:TristanBC: Just two bros scratching each other’s bloody backs then? Oh! And ear scratches! And that spot under the chin! …would a neck rub be too much?
:ZtoltBC: I wouldn’t say bros but… alright, I relent, fine… just don’t scratch me in public, alright?
:TristanBC: Deal.
:ZaliaBC: Then let’s get to scratching, hmhm…
:ZtoltBC: Let’s get this over with…

You start scratching Madam Zalia behind her ear fins, making her purr in delight while she wags the tip of her tail. At the same time, Ztolt comes up behind you and starts playing around with your fur again, trying to find the best spots for his claws to scratch you on. It’s clear that he is having a good time, as you can hear his back leg scratch against the floor even without having to look back at him.

:ZaliaBC: Hmhm, you know, dear, you could have just combined the ideas you came up with earlier and it would have worked.
:ZtoltBC: Huh? What do you mean?
:TristanBC: If we played my music really loud in the garage, we would scare away those gits and let you call your car from the front door, eh?
:ZtoltBC: …then why didn’t we…?
:TristanBC: Because I wanted some bloody head scratches too?
:ZaliaBC: Hmhm… besides, it’s easier this way, isn’t it, dear?
:ZtoltBC: …okay, I admit, I liked give you scratches, Tris, so sure… I admit that this was a fine plan…
:ZaliaBC: Now, if you two love bugs will excuse me, I need to uphold my end of the bargain. It was a delight meeting you, Tristan.
:TristanBC: It was… um… nice meeting you too, Madam… Zalia was it?
:ZtoltBC: Right… let’s head outside and get the car that way…
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The plan seems to go off without a hitch, as the two of you soon find yourself back inside Ztolts auto-car.

>talk to Ztolt about the stalking and threats.
:ZtoltBC: Oh no, don’t tell me she did the whole “fools” thing again. Ugh, no, don’t mind her, she’s just really embarrassing, that’s all…
:TristanBC: …so you’re telling me her bark is worse than her bite? No need to bloody worry, eh?
:ZtoltBC: What? No? I don’t know what trees have to do with it, but her bite is fucking vicious! If you managed to get her angry, she will wreck your shit, you hear? Just be happy that she’s a very patient woman and not a petty, impulsive bitch like both of my sisters.
:TristanBC: Um… so I should be worried?
:ZtoltBC: Tristan, if you somehow manage to piss her off enough to make her angry, you’ve probably done something so scumsuckingly stupid that I’ll wreck your shit before she has a chance to. So no, no need to be worried… unless you’re planning something stupid…
:TristanBC: The only stupid thing I’m planning is having a great date with an adorable and cute Raolme!
:ZtoltBC: …heh… I’m not cute, dammit… *snrk*… but seriously, don’t worry about Gran gran, she won’t bite unless you do something that warrants it… and she is a very patient woman, so it’s hard to get her to bite in the first place. I guess patience is something that’s required to get as old as her…
:TristanBC: …and the stalking?
:ZtoltBC: I won’t be surprised if she got one of those bodyguards of hers following us around. She usually does that when she thinks one of us might be up to something… as she puts it, foolish… I guess going on a blind date with a new alien species without doing research might be a bit foolish, but I rather be a fool than a fucking bore, heh.
:TristanBC: Hear, hear! Fucking fools, the lot of us!

The two of you make a quick stop at your apartment to pick up your swimming trunks as well as giving you a chance to change into a bathrobe on your own. You can hear Mel in the shower, so you simply yell a “thanks, mate” to him before leaving, not wanting to disturb him to much in there.

Ztolt was right that everything is close when you have a flying car, as it barely takes a few minutes for you to make your way to your next location, a place called “Ystran R&R Spa”. The first thing that strikes you when you enter is the darkness, as there’s barely a light inside the place at all, the only thing that’s lit up is the receptionist and her desk. It would be creepy if it wasn’t for the soothing music playing and the pleasant scents that fills the air…

:NonNH: Welcome to House Yzstran Rest and Relaxation Spa, how may this humble lady be of service, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu-
:ZtoltBC: Just call me Ztolt.
:NonNH: - kh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second? We’ll have any room you desire ready for use as soon as possible, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second… and… associate?
:ZtoltBC: …you see what I have to live with?
:TristanBC: ...geez…
:NonNH: Now, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second, do you wish to rent one of our VIP rooms, containing a warm bubble pool, a cold pool and a nice, free massage from our best therapeutic employees? We can also offer Flaûgnir rock treatment, Mrrghian mind cleaning, Tuulian slime bath, Khraxian manicures or a traditional Raolme scale polishing session as well as a classic aroma treatment. Oh, and we also have two of those new Burettian saunas, both dry and… steamed?
:TristanBC: Err… quick question… why is everything so dark in here?
:NonNH: … …we can put out a few scented candles for your associate, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second, if you so desire it.
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No. 979192 ID: 9f00f4

Oh, by the way, in my culture, well, certain parts of it at least, cute or adorable has a much broader meaning than 'child-like'. Just keep that in mind, okay? It works for certain types of 'attractive' and 'compelling'. How it's used is a bit hard to describe and varies from nation to nation.
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No. 979193 ID: a38353

well it's pretty much Ztolt's show at the moment, he's been here before so lets follow his lead.
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No. 979194 ID: 9f00f4

>>979192
(Only say that when you are private with Ztolt)

"Yea, some scented candles would be nice. I'm a visual-primary species, and me tripping over Ztolt would be unpleasant for him, don't you think? Uh, do you guys have anything safe and appropriate for my species?"
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No. 979196 ID: b1b4f3

>>979190
Candles please, you like seeing things.
Uh, also not sure what most of that stuff is. Can we get some details?
I bet that aromatherapy one won't agree with your nose, considering the herbal bouquet thing.
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No. 979203 ID: 855b59

I was starting to think of naughty things when i heard the words "dark" but then i remembered that they can actually hear everything. Damn it.
Well in any case, a few candels would be nice, yes. Could ye be a dear and ask for some, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second?

I won't call you that every time but is fun when they do it every five seconds... until it's not.
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No. 979297 ID: f9bc61

>>979189
>you could have just combined the ideas you came up with earlier and it would have worked.
>then why didn’t we?
Because she's been making vague threats for as long as we've known her and we couldn't risk doing smonething that wasn't her plan. If all we wanted was headpats from Ztolt, we'd have just waited until we had some time along and not had to deal with his creepy grandmother getting her space rocks off.

Ugh, it really feels like we need a bath after that. And now that we've encouraged her, she'll think of us when she wants something. All we can do at this point is hope it isn't anytime soon.

>>979190
Well, hopefully that all translates to "she won't press the issue if we refuse", but at the moment there's no way to know with any reasonable level of certainty. Currently, I'd rather just hope that the rest of our day goes well and has nothing to do with her.

We should check our clothes for tracking devices when we change them.

>associate
It's "Tristan". You can just say that. It's a lot easier.

>everything is darkness
Well, it looks to be a Raolme-focused bath house, so it's to be expected. I don't suppose we have a waterproof phone, do we? Those usually have a "light source" function built in somewhere.

>scented candles
What kind of scents are we talking about? Do they have a guide for whether they're safe for our species? I hope we can find a sweet spot between "enough light to see comfortably" and "not too much smoke to breathe comfortably".

>massage
I'm not sure how well that would go. Our bodies are a lot firmer and less flexible than Raolme bodies, especially on the inside around the skeleton.

>rock treatment
And they use the rocks... how, exactly?

>slime bath
That sounds potentially hazardous.

>mind cleansing
That sounds very potentially hazardous. Definite pass on anything involving weird mind-controlling stuff.

>manicures
That sounds nice. How long has it been since Tristan painted his nails?

Ztolt mentioned "sucker fish" a while back. Do you think they have those here? On second thought, that's probably a bad idea. I don't know what parts of Burettian anatomy they'd consider "dirty" and I don't want to find out the hard way.

>>979203
>teasing Ztolt about his name
Probably shouldn't. He wouldn't appreciate it. It's funny to us, but he's had to hear it four times already in this one conversation. He's long past the "it gets old fast" stage by now.

>naughty things
He probably wouldn't appreciate that either. We've gotta build up to it gradually with him.
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No. 979339 ID: 9f00f4

>>979297
Dude, give it a rest with your paranoia and disgust about Madame Zalia, okay? She's not actually as bad as you think!
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No. 979345 ID: b1b4f3

>>979297
What is wrong with you? The facts do not support your point of view. This is the third time telling you. Please come back to reality.
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No. 979348 ID: f2320a

>>979297
Do they get a big flat rock slab they slowly ad weight to while you are under it? Hmm heated rolling pins? Deep tissue massages that need the patron to soften all there bones? Vapors that bleaces nostrils the brain cleaning worries me either weird psi stuff or something that requires a soft skull
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No. 979349 ID: a9af05

>>979297
You are the only person that cares about this, while everyone else has moved on. Please stop bringing this up.
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No. 979351 ID: 9f00f4

>>979348
What are you talking about?

Uhm. Tristan, be super careful about any joking-type instincts to make up weird, fanciful made-up spa treatments, you could accidentally compare someone to some unknown group that would cause insult. Just ask, generally, what things are appropriate to your own species based on the data they have on your kind.
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No. 979383 ID: 2c5282
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979383

>I was starting to think of naughty things when i heard the words "dark" but then i remembered that they can actually hear everything. Damn it.
Hey, let’s keep our mind out of the fucking gutter, eh mate? Naughty things can wait until… tonight? If we’re lucky? You get the feeling Ztolt need a bit of time before he gets comfortable with naughty things.
>Well, it looks to be a Raolme-focused bath house, so it's to be expected that it’s dark.
…they wouldn’t need any lights, what with them being blind…
>I don't suppose we have a waterproof phone, do we? Those usually have a "light source" function built in somewhere.
You have one of those alien data pads that you’re pretty sure are bloody waterproof… though you have no idea how to activate any kind of light on it.
>Could ye be a dear and ask for some, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second?
…while it would be fun to tease the shit out of him…
>He wouldn't appreciate it. It's funny to us, but he's had to hear it four times already in this one conversation. He's long past the "it gets old fast" stage by now.
…now is probably not the time. Let’s wait until a bit later to fuck with him, when it becomes funny for both of you again.

>Oh, by the way, in my culture, well, certain parts of it at least, cute or adorable has a much broader meaning than 'child-like'. Just keep that in mind, okay?
You lean over and whisper this to Ztolt…
:ZtoltBC: Huh? No, that’s not… the problem is that it’s just so… so… well… feminine? I don’t like being called feminine things; remind me to much of my sisters constant scum suckery, but… you don’t mind being called cute, right? Because you are. Cute I mean.
:TristanBC: No sweat, mate. I’m fine with cute. Well, what did you say earlier… handsome was fine?
:ZtoltBC: Yeah, handsome. And Gorgeous. Or even good-looking, stylish or suave.
:TristanBC: Well, you’re the most fucking handsome and majestic gentleman with the most impressive suave I’ve ever met, gorgeous!
:ZtoltBC: Oh! Majestic! I like that, cutie!


>It's "Tristan". You can just say that. It's a lot easier.
:NonNH: Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the seconds associate Tristan, yes.
:TristanBC: Just Tristan.
:NonNH: Sir Ztolte-
:TristanBC: Tristan.
:NonNH: Sir Zt-
:ZtoltBC: His name is Tristan.
:NonNH: Sir Tristan, yes.
>Candles please, you like seeing things.
:NonNH: Of course, sir Tristan.
:TristanBC: I'm a visual-primary species, and me tripping over Ztolt would be unpleasant for him, don't you think?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, like I’d give you the chance…
:NonNH: I’ll tell the others to prepare a few of the candles.
>What kind of scents are we talking about? Do they have a guide for whether they're safe for our species?
:NonNH: All the scents we use are guaranteed to be safe for all alien species, sir Tristan.
:ZtoltBC: But just to be safe, please use the faintest scents you have, Madame.
:NonNH: Of course, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second.
:ZtoltBC: *Sigh*…

>It's pretty much Ztolt's show at the moment, he's been here before so let’s follow his lead.
:ZtoltBC: Huh? I haven’t been here before? Didn’t I tell you that I’ve never been to a public bathhouse, instead I’ve always used my private pool back home?
:TristanBC: Oh… right… shit…
>Also not sure what most of that stuff is. Can we get some details?
:NonNH: Well, Sir Tristan, I am sure you already know what a bubble bath is. As for the massage, it is a standard Raolme massage conducted by our very best therapeutic employees, able to smoothen out any muscle or bone knot you may have with a flick of a claw.
:TristanBC: I'm not sure how well that would go. Our bodies are a lot freaking firmer and less flexible than Raolme bodies, especially on the inside around the bloody skeleton.
:ZtoltBC: A massage does sound nice, though…
:NonNH: No need to worry, Sir Tristan, our best therapeutic employees are trained to please all alien species. As for our classic aroma treatment, it’s a pleasant experience for any hardworking snout.
:TristanBC: I’m not sure it will agree with my nose, consider that herb fuckup we had earlier…
:ZtoltBC: Letting my snout relax for a bit does sound rather pleasant…
:NonNH: We are sure we can tailor the experience for your needs, Sir Tristan. Then we have our exotic Flaûgnir rock treatment! Bound to flatten you out and make you feel twice as long!
:TristanBC: Err… And they use the rocks... how, exactly?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, I’ve always wanted to try a Flaûgnir massage…
:NonNH: Why, heating them up and placing them on your body at key locations of course! Not to mention that the Flaûgnir species themselves are silicon based, making them the perfect candidate to give a hard and rough massage. Then may I recommend a Tuulian slime bath? The acid will soften your scales and deeply clean every nook and cranny on your body.
:TristanBC: That sounds potentially hazardous. I really don’t want to take a dip in bloody acid, mate!
:ZtoltBC: It does clean the scales though! You almost feel… well, more naked when you get out of it.
:NonNH: We can ensure that you will be no hazardous situation, Sir Tristan. Then how about the Mrrgh’ian mind cleaning, were we use docile Mrrgh’ian spores to infect your brain structure to clean it of any stress and ill thoughts?
:TristanBC: That sounds very potentially hazardous. Definite pass on anything involving weird mind-controlling stuff.
:ZtoltBC: Yeah, no. No mushroom stuff, please.
:NonNH: We can guarantee that there are no danger in the procedure nor-
:ZtoltBC: No.
:NonNH: Very well. May we also recommend a Khraxian manicure?
:TristanBC: That sounds nice. I haven’t had my nails done since before I went into space.
:ZtoltBC: I’ve never really had a manicure before…
:NonNH: Our trained professionals will make short work of any nail problems you might have, good sirs. We even have an authentic Khraxian mechanical saw file as well as fresh Khraxian pigments made of real Khraxian blood.
:TristanBC: Wait, mechanical saw file? Blood pigments!?
:NonNH: Exotic, no? Oh! And our traditional Raolme scale polishing session includes real Elyxian sucker fish imported all the way from the home lands.
:TristanBC: That's probably a bad idea. I don't know what parts of Burettian anatomy they'd consider "dirty" and I don't want to find out the hard way.
:ZtoltBC: I do love sucker fish sessions, though…
:NonNH: And then there’s our newest addition! Authentic Burettian saunas! Installed just a week ago so… um… I’m not sure how they work yet? It’s something about heating water and sweating? I believe?

>Uh, do you guys have anything safe and appropriate for my species?
:NonNH: Of course! Let me check… hmhm… yes… I… um… I can’t really place your smell… or shape… or the sound you make… you’re a…?
:TristanBC: Burettian?
:NonNH: Ah! Yes! Of course! The new ones! No wonder I didn’t recognize you! Then let’s see… Burettian… Burettian… Burettian… um… that’s… odd? We do not have any instructions concerning Burettian… in fact; I do believe you’re the first Burettian that’s ever had the honor to visit our humble little spa, Sir Tristan. Oh! You might even be the first Burettian to ever visit a Raolme spa! No wonder we don’t have any information about your kind!
:TristanBC: …that’s fucking fantastic…
:NonNH: It is, isn’t it! It must be a true honor to be the first of your kind to ever experience our spa culture!
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No. 979390 ID: 2aa5f0

uh, well, I guess maybe try one of everything but the mushrooms and slime bath? Not comfortable with something messing with your mind and the slime thing sounds like it could be a pain, either as it probably suck to get acidic slime on porous skin and even if the slime is harmless not sure how fun it would be to get it out of fur. But as for everything else, they are professional, I'm sure they can adjust things to at least be comfortable for you.

Oh and might as well tell them how saunas work back home since they seem a little loss on that one.
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No. 979394 ID: 855b59

Well, if the masagists know how to experiment with new species without hurting them, we could try that. And some basic manicure.
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No. 979395 ID: b1b4f3

Bubble bath is obviously fine and Ztolt came here for the purpose of getting one so let's get a VIP room for starters.
Okay, so, are the massage professionals trained to service Burettians? I know for a fact that a badly done massage is not comfortable at all, so if they don't know your anatomy then it won't work out. Though, maybe you could teach one of them to do a light massage if you know the basics. Or maybe there's an alien species with similar internal structures?

The heated stones are similar to something on Earth so that should work fine for you. All you'd have to do is verify that they are a safe temperature.
Slime bath probably won't work for you even with a non-corrosive acid, as earth species prefer a neutral PH. Even mildly acidic fluids can cause skin irritation over a long period of exposure. Fur is even more vulnerable.
Manicure could work IF they know how the proper length of Burettian claws/nails. Don't want them cutting down to the quick.

Sauna might be neat, but you'd have to ask Ztolt how he can handle heat. You'll also need to ask what temperature they have it set at. Even on Earth people sometimes set the heat too high.

Time is limited though, I don't think we can choose every compatible option. If I had to choose something to drop it'd be the sauna, but you could go inspect it for the spa's sake.
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No. 979396 ID: a38353

well, bath for sure. we can probably trust the massage people not to break us in half even if they don't know our species well. The Rocks are probably good if they aren't at an insane tempeture, no mushrooms. no acid and sucker fish, atleast not for Us, if Ztolt wants to do those he can. Any kind of Saw sounds a bit much for our claws. And we should probably avoid the Sauna, even though it's for our species they don't actually know how it works yet which is just....asking for complications.
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No. 979421 ID: ba56e6

>>979383
Let's do the massage, manicure and sauna.
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No. 979698 ID: 2c5282
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>Might as well tell them how saunas work back home since they seem a little loss on that one.
:NonNH: Sir Tristan, I am just the receptionist here, it’s not my job to know how exactly those things work. I am certain our trained therapeutic employees know how to operate them, as we have already had several satisfied clients that have had the pleasure to experience your exotic “sauna”.
:ZtoltBC: Tris, this is a professional business. I am sure they know what they are doing.
:TristanBC: If you think so…
>Ask Ztolt how he can handle heat.
:ZtoltBC: Of course! This is a spa made for my people, thus anything they have here would be designed for my pleasure.
>Time is limited though, I don't think we can choose every compatible option.
:ZtoltBC: Indeed, so we have to sadly put most of these activities on hold for a later date. Hmm, so… maybe just chose two options? Maybe three? I’m fine with most of them, so what do you think, Tris?

>Bubble bath is obviously fine and Ztolt came here for the purpose of getting one so let's get a VIP room for starters.
:ZtoltBC: Obliviously. One VIP room with baths, Madame.
:NonNH: We will empty one out for your use immediately, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second.
>Not comfortable with something messing with your mind and the slime thing sounds like it could be a pain, either as it probably suck to get acidic slime on porous skin and even if the slime is harmless not sure how fun it would be to get it out of fur.
:ZtoltBC: While I do love having those acid baths, I see your point… oh, and we’re definitely not having any mind mushrooms. My… um… father’s cousin stepbrothers husband started using those things and… it’s not a pretty sight, I tell you that.
:NonNH: I can assure you, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second, that any mind altering mushroom spores we use are not only harmless, but also not addictive as well as neutered.
:ZtoltBC: Still no.
>We can probably trust the massage people not to break us in half even if they don't know our species well.
:ZtoltBC: They are professionals, so they should know their stuff. Otherwise we can just sue the tail off them.
:NonNH: Which massage program to you wish to book, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second?
>The heated stones are similar to something on Earth so that should work fine for you. All you'd have to do is verify that they are a safe temperature.
:ZtoltBC: That does sound interesting… and I’ve always wanted to try out a Flaûgnir massage…
:NonNH: I will notify our resident Flaûgnir employees that we have a VIP customer ready for their gentle touch.
>Manicure could work IF they know how the proper length of Burettian claws/nails. Don't want them cutting down to the quick.
:ZtoltBC: A manicure would be something new for me as well, so I guess we can try it?
:NonNH: Very well, I’ll book you for a manicure session as well.

:NonNH: Then let’s see… we will start out with the massage, before letting the two of your relax in the pools for a while… before ending your stay with a manicure? Does that sound alright?
:ZtoltBC: That sounds amazing, Madame.
:TristanBC: So… where do we…?
:NonNH: I can hear that the two of you are already wearing the proper clothes, so let’s head straight the massage parlor. This way, if you please…

The lady Raolme leads you to room with a large door, though before you can take a proper stock of it she ushering you inside and instructing you to remove your bathrobes and lie down on the beds there. At first glance, you thought there were two large gargoyle statues sitting in the room, but as you lay down on the bed you watch as they move towards the two of you, their solid rock bodies barely making a sound even though their huge frames demands it. You can only assume these things are Flaûgnir? They move out of sight, though you hear them working on something before a pleasant warmth spreads across your spine. One by one, they gently place a smooth, flat rock, heated to just to before the point of unpleasantness, on your back. You feel the warmth emanating from them… and your muscles relaxes… and then you feel their large, stone claws place themselves on your should-

OH GOD PAIN! THE PAIN! DID YOU SPINE JUST BREAK APART!? GAH!
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No. 979699 ID: 2c5282
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:TristanBC: Ah… fuck… this… this is the shit…

Your muscles finally relax as you submerge yourself into the cool water, letting the heat and pain be washed away from your body, leaving only the feeling of relaxed muscles…

:TristanBC: I didn’t even know it, but I really needed that...
:ZtoltBC: ...It was nice.
:TristanBC: Though for a second there, I thought they were about to turn me into a freaking pancake, because fuck, those wankers were not gentle at all!
:ZtoltBC: …indeed…

Ztolt floats around in the middle of the pool on his… back? You didn’t know that his species were able to float like that, but it’s almost like he’s wearing a life jacket or some shit. He also seems rather relaxed… though you can’t help but notice a slight worry on his expression… not to mention that he’s clearly distracted by his own thoughts at the moment.

:TristanBC: But it’s bloody sweet to just relax for a bit, eh mate?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… yeah…
:TristanBC: …hey, is something the matter?
:ZtoltBC: … … …not really...
:TristanBC:

Something is clearly the matter, but you can’t say what exactly it is. You have no doubt that there is something on his mind that is bothering him, but he clearly don’t want to spit it out.
The question is though, what do you do about it?
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No. 979701 ID: b1b4f3

>>979698
Oops, didn't think a massage was part of that. It was called "rock treatment".

>>979699
Hmm, maybe the water isn't as dense as he's used to. I don't think he's supposed to be that buoyant. Hang on, it's supposed to be a bubble bath, where are the bubbles?
Ask him if he wants you to help him wash up. He's so flexible he can probably reach his own back just fine, but still.
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No. 979703 ID: ba56e6

>>979699
"If a Raolme can change their bone structure, could they give themselves a massage by vibrating?"
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No. 979704 ID: a38353

Not sure we can really get him to tell us what's bothering him unless he wants to.
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No. 979705 ID: 2aa5f0

well let him know that if he want's to get something off his chest you'd be willing to lend him an ear. Then wonder aloud if Flaûgnir can see in the dark or if they have some other sense that let's them move around in total darkness. That way you can give him the opportunity to change the subject if he wants, answer the original question if he decides to, or just ignore it and go back to his own thoughts.
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No. 979717 ID: 36784c

>>979699
Ask him if he’s still annoyed at the receptionist constantly using his full title, even though he told her not to?

Ask if it would be ok if you gave him a hug?
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No. 979719 ID: 819a2b

"Do Raolme like hugs? Because my species LOVES hugs. Do you mind if I hug you? It is something pretty simple but it does wonders on one's mood. It makes us feel secure, easier for opening up, or just to comfort ourselves."
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No. 979722 ID: f8fa51

>>979705

Seconding this.
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No. 979742 ID: 894419

Tell him you can tell something is bothering him, and if its spoiling the mood for him it'll spoil the mood for you too. He can say anything he wants here we're not going to judge or take offense; we'd rather he enjoy his time with us then worry about burdening us with his concerns! If he really doesn't want to talk about it though, give him some space on it.
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No. 979747 ID: 864e49

>>979699
Two bros chillin' in a hot tub right next to each other cause the totally gay.
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No. 979748 ID: 9f00f4

>>979747
You shall NOT think of yourself as gay! End casual bisexual (Pansexual? Omnisexual? Sapiosexual?) erasure!
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No. 979751 ID: c3e059

>>979699
He's probably worried about how much his sisters are going to torment him when he gets home after the date.
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No. 979782 ID: 6e6f32

Besides the car ride over this is the first time you two have been alone. This is also the first time things have really slowed down, the day has been fairly eventful.
It's been clear since you met Ztolt that he has some personal insecurities and self esteem issues. They are probably weighing on his mind pretty heavily right now. So long as he does not go off to the island in his mind things will work out.
He reacted very positively to our closeness at the bar, yet is very standoffish towards his family. It would seem there are many barriers in his life, self imposed or otherwise... I would hazard to guess he craves simple intimacy.

CUDDLE THE ZTOLT!
We need not pry, the words will come naturally.
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No. 979783 ID: ba56e6

>>979782
Sounds good. Ask him to lay in your lap, and just talk about casual things.
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No. 979901 ID: f2320a

>>979699
Am am ruining the mood i understand. I am kinda taking away the favorit thing you wanted with the acid with me being PHG neutral, with the cleaning fish. We could try the fish still if you promise to protect me
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No. 979903 ID: 2c5282
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>Two bros chillin' in a hot tub right next to each other cause the totally gay.
The two of you can start snuggling and kissing if you want to make it even more fucking gay, you know.
>You shall NOT think of yourself as gay! End casual bisexual (Pansexual? Omnisexual? Sapiosexual?) erasure!
Hey, fuck labels, mate! Why define who you are by some word when what you do and feel is what counts! You have no bloody idea what you are, but you love kissing this adorable alien lizard and that’s that.

>Besides the car ride over this is the first time you two have been alone. This is also the first time things have really slowed down, the day has been fairly eventful.
Yeah, it’s been one wild ride from start to finish… though it’s bloody nice to get a moment to catch your breath, isn’t it?
>It's been clear since you met Ztolt that he has some personal insecurities and self-esteem issues. They are probably weighing on his mind pretty heavily right now.
While he clearly has some insecurities, you can’t say he has low self-esteem… you think. Though, you have to ask why they would be weighing heavily on him right now, as so far the two of you have had a great fucking time!
>He reacted very positively to our closeness at the bar, yet is very standoffish towards his family. It would seem there are many barriers in his life, self-imposed or otherwise... I would hazard to guess he craves simple intimacy.
Which you can give him, because you love to freaking hug and shit!

>Oops, didn't think a massage was part of that. It was called "rock treatment".
They were made of rocks, weren’t they? Though the main part was the normal, none-living rocks.
>It's supposed to be a bubble bath, where are the bubbles?
The bubble bath is the other pool. This one is filled with cool water and… some kind of… you have no idea what is it, but it smells fresh, if a bit salty and looks minty? Either way, the two of you agreed that cooling off a bit after having all those warm rocks on your back would be for the best, you can always change to the warm bubble pool later.

>Ask him if he wants you to help him wash up.
:ZtoltBC: Wash up? We’re not cleaning ourselves here, Tris, we’re just enjoying ourselves… so just float around and relax while the eternal darkness surround us.
>Hmm, maybe the water isn't as dense as he's used to. I don't think he's supposed to be that buoyant.
:ZtoltBC: Eh? Oh, no, I just… felt like floating around for a bit, like scum on the river.
:TristanBC: …so you can decide if you’re… buoyant?
:ZtoltBC: Yes? Can’t you? You just simply breathe in enough air to offset the weight of the body, no?
:TristanBC: Err… no… no we can’t… at least not on that kind of level…
>If a Raolme can change their bone structure, could they give themselves a massage by vibrating?
:ZtoltBC: …why would be able to vibrate like that?
:TristanBC: Well… um… because… you’re odd compared to me and I can’t? I guess?
:ZtoltBC: …we’re fucking weird compared to you guys, just as you are fucking weird to us, yes.
:TristanBC: Just a pair of fucking weirdoes relaxing in a pool, eh mate?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, yeah…

>Do Raolme like hugs? Because my species LOVES hugs. Do you mind if I hug you?
:ZtoltBC: …I guess if you-
:TristanBC: HUGS!
:ZtoltBC: GAH!
>CUDDLE THE ZTOLT!
:TristanBC: Do you like belly rubs?
:ZtoltBC: That’s my back, Tris… but yes, I like getting rubbed…
:TristanBC: …wait, but your arm were… wait, weren’t you floating around on your back just a moment ago?
:ZtoltBC: I was floating on my stomach.
:TristanBC: Oh… well… either way, here’s some fucking belly rubs!
:ZtoltBC: H-hey! Take it easy, Tris!

>Tell him you can tell something is bothering him, and if its spoiling the mood for him it'll spoil the mood for you too.
:ZtoltBC: Eh… It’s really that noticeable, huh?
:TristanBC: Ztolt… you don’t need to tell me but… just know that I won’t judge or take offence because… I rather enjoy that you appreciate your time with me than worry about burdening us with your concerns, mate.
:ZtoltBC: …you’re not making this fucking easier, you know that?
:TristanBC: Sorry… but… it’s about the bloody acid bath, right? I’m sorry I didn’t want to… I mean, you can sti-
:ZtoltBC: What? No? That’s not at all what this is about! We both got that massage, right, and I loved it, really.
:TristanBC: Then… you’re worried about your sisters? How they are going to torment you when you get home?
:ZtoltBC: No, that’s not… I mean, I am a bit worried what they might do to you, but… I’m sure Gran gran will make sure they don’t do anything to stupid and… ugh, forget it. That’s not what I’m worried about…
:TristanBC: …then what are you worried about, Ztolt?
:ZtoltBC:
:TristanBC: Don’t worry, you can tell me…

He squirms slightly in your grip before audibly sighing.

:ZtoltBC: I… I can’t keep going like this. I thought… this would just be something fun but… you don’t deserve being lied to like this…
:TristanBC: Huh?
:ZtoltBC: It’s all been a fucking lie... I… I’m fucking sorry, alright?
:TristanBC:
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No. 979906 ID: cdabe3

Gently ask him what’s wrong. Does he need some space?
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No. 979907 ID: f56a2b

>>979903
What, not really looking for a relationship? Just slumming around a bit?
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No. 979908 ID: 2aa5f0

lying about what exactly?

probably shouldn't assume what the lie was/is less we get a chronic case of foot in mouth syndrome.
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No. 979909 ID: b1b4f3

>>979903
...is he not into men? Does he not like you? Anything else is optional, and while you don't really appreciate lies you can forgive him if he was talking himself up or something.
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No. 979910 ID: 2c5282
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979910

>Probably shouldn't assume what the lie was/is less we get a chronic case of foot in mouth syndrome.
You’re pretty sure you already suffering from that disease, as you usually just fuck these things up!

>Gently ask him what’s wrong. Does he need some space?
:ZtoltBC: Space? No, I… I don’t know… maybe?
>What, not really looking for a relationship?
:ZtoltBC: …that’s not… I mean… kind of but… it’s not… I am but… ugh…
:TristanBC: …then what is it, Ztolt?
:ZtoltBC:
:TristanBC: …please, tell me…

You let go of him and he sinks into the water, hiding his body from view with the exception of the tip of his head.

:ZtoltBC: …I’m not… I’m not gay.
:TristanBC: …huh? But we... didn’t we…?
:ZtoltBC: At least, I don’t think I am! Or was! I… don’t know!?
:TristanBC: Ztolt…
:ZtoltBC: I must have made some mistake, because I was supposed to be matched with girls but… then you responded and… and you looked so cute and… you didn’t know who I was… and… and I did something stupid. I thought… it doesn’t matter… it’s just a date… just go and have some fun with him and… stay friends… or just have one date… or whatever…
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: …and then I fucked everything up by… I… I like you, Tris… and I feel attracted to you but… I can’t stop thinking of you as a girl and… and I don’t know what to think anymore… I’m not attracted to men but… I… like you… but… only as a girl?
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No. 979911 ID: cdabe3

that's perfectly fine! i can see why you're confused. lemme say though that, regardless of what happens, i've been having a lot of fun spending time with you. whether you want to take things to a more intimate level or not, i hope we can keep visiting each other. i totally understand if you need some time to figure out how you feel one way or the other, but i want you to know i won't think less of you one way or the other. and we can always chat about this stuff if it helps, too!
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No. 979914 ID: ba56e6

>>979910
Okay, this makes a lot more sense now. Tell him you're not offended at all, it's an easy mistake to make.

Where does he want to go from here?
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No. 979915 ID: f56a2b

That doesn't bother me. I don't mind you seeing me like that. I certainly like you, in any case. There's plenty more ground here that hasn't been covered...
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No. 979917 ID: b1b4f3

>>979910
Well, almost nobody is completely straight or gay anyway. There's always exceptions, and you'd be proud to be an exception for him.
If he wants you to be girly, you do have an interest in women's clothing. So long as your anatomy isn't a problem, it should be fine, right?
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No. 979919 ID: 6e6f32

Soooo. This is new to you. That's fine.
I'm not gonna make you do anything you don't want to, you know.
Sexuality doesn't fit too nicely in the boxes society provides. All you can really do is try new stuff and see if you like it or not.
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No. 979920 ID: 776e30

Oooooh, ok, i get it.
Look, Ztotl, is fine, i understand if you are... confused right now: you were expecting a gal and it tourn out to be a really hot, cute and sexy lad. Listen, if you are worried that this has somewhat offended me, then you have nothing to worry about. It was an honest mistake, and you are not in the worng. You have been nothing but a champ all this day and i had a blast, and the day is still young, we can still hang out a bit more if you'd like.

Now, respecting your sexuality... i could help you! I want to help you.
I don't want to pressure you or nothing of the sort. If you want to do this by your self, go right ahead. I just want you to know that i will support any desision that you make, as a good friend should. Just know that you are not alone with this, and that i am here for you.
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No. 979922 ID: f28519

Hey hey hey, it's alright, i get it, this a very confusing time right now. Nothing you've said has offended as at all, and if you need space to work through your feelings we'll give it to you, or help you with it if thats what you want.
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No. 979926 ID: 894419

Oh... yes I can see why that would be uncomfortable. I'm not offended Zotl, and I don't resent you, but I am what I am, and I can't change that.

I'm not going to pressure you into anything. If you want to keep trying with me, I'm here for that, likewise if you need time to work this out on your own I can give you that space. Either way, its been a wonderful night all around so far and... if you can't move forward with what I am, I wouldn't mind just being friends.
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No. 979928 ID: b1b4f3

Maybe it would help to tell him your views on sexuality. (you know, the whole labels are bullshit thing)
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No. 979932 ID: 4f5375

That is interesting...
So you are attracted to what you perceive as a feminine male form but you don't consider yourself attracted to man. Finding out new things about yourself?

Is there anything about me that make you uncomfortable?
If my anatomy isn't a deal breaker I fail to see the problem for you. It's not like an interspecie relationship could produce offspring, what mater is the time we enjoy together.

In case my genitals ruin your interest we can be just friends. It's disappointing but I can accept that. But then I would look for someone else to date. Maybe your gran gran is still interested...
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No. 979970 ID: 9c48ac

Heh.
Heh heh.
*giggles uncontrollably*

Mate, I'm genderqueer enough that doesn't bother me at all. It's actually kind of flattering? I can be a girl for you... as long as you can handle that with what I've got down there ;)

(It's probably not the healthiest way to have a relationship, but things can change with time. Also, it's already aliens so who fucking knows anymore.)
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No. 979971 ID: 54ce8b

As long as you, Tristan, don't mind solely bottoming, I don't know that it's a huge deal? As long as you're cool with it, tell him you're ok just being penetrated by him if that's something he wants. If he wants to fool around, you're cool with that, just make sure he understands that it's fine with you if he wants to stop at any point, or if there's something he wants to try with you to see how it makes him feel, that's fine too. Or if he just wants to chill out and not think about it, that's ok, but you're currently both alone and naked, so if he wants to get a good listen? at you? or try anything he's curious about, it's a pretty decent opportunity.
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No. 979972 ID: 9f00f4

I hate to say it, cause I'm all about 'fuck labels', but I think this is one of the times where labels can be actually helpful, as names assuredly have power. How about we use a word and meaning to help you make sense of a foggy concept? I believe you're gynosexual. You're attracted to what you identify and recognize as femininity.
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No. 979973 ID: 9f00f4

Also, before going into explicit sex talk, ask and get confirmation, flat out, 'Do you want to talk about the explicit sexual mechanics part of this topic?'

And if he does, don't just jump to anal penetration as the topic. Ask if there's anything he wanted to say, and then offer creative solutions (intercrural, oral, various toys, etc.)
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No. 979979 ID: 36784c

I think we should stay far away from any topic involving sex or toys or anything like that. All of that can wait until another time.

Right now, all that matters is letting Ztolt know that we’ll support him and help him figure out his feelings.

If he wants to continue the date, then we can keep going and it might help him figure out how he feels about us. If he wants to stop the date, then we can just hang out as friends.
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No. 979982 ID: a9af05

>>979910
Tristan, didn't you also have some confused feelings when you first realized you liked both men and women? Maybe if you tell Ztolt your story, it'll help him figure out his feelings?
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No. 980144 ID: 2c5282
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>Okay, this makes a lot more sense now.
It does explain why he was dodging those questions concerning his sexuality earlier, yeah.
>Tristan, didn't you also have some confused feelings when you first realized you liked both men and women?
Not really? You mostly had to deal with a lot of shit heads, but you’ve always been rather sure about who you are… even if that person is a bit of a fuckup.
>As long as you, Tristan, don't mind solely bottoming, I don't know that it's a huge deal?
You’re not sure… you’ve never been a bottom before… of course, you don’t have a lot of experience being a top either so… so fuck it, let’s play this shit as it comes, eh?
>you're currently both alone and naked.
…you’re wearing swimming trunks… and you have no idea if you’re actually alone or of one of those Raolme spa workers are listening…
>you do have an interest in women's clothing.
While you do usually rock the pink and wear makeup, you don’t like wearing dresses or anything like that.


>Look, Ztotl, is fine, i understand if you are... confused right now: you were expecting a gal and it turn out to be a really hot, cute and sexy lad.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… well… you did tell me you were a lad before we even met, remember, but yes… I was looking for a cute lass… and found a cute lad instead.
>Tell him you're not offended at all, it's an easy mistake to make.
:ZtoltBC: Tris, it’s not the fact that I mistook you for something else, I’ve already said I was sorry about that, remember? No, it’s the fact that I’ve been… fucking lying about who I am to you… that I went on this date on false pretenses, to use you just to have fun night before… leaving… it’s and scumsucking thing to do…
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sweat it mate, it’s not that bad. I’m content with just having some fun, you know.
:ZtoltBC: Still… forgive me. I was selfish and didn’t think this through.
:TristanBC: As I said, no sweat. It’s all fine.
>Well, almost nobody is completely straight or gay anyway. There's always exceptions, and you'd be proud to be an exception for him.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, I’m sure you are… but no, I… I don’t feel anything about other men at all, even those that might be considered feminine. It’s… it’s because you’re an alien, I guess, that confuses my brain and makes me think that you’re female when you’re not… which make things… complicated.
:TristanBC: Hey, all those labels are bullshit anyway. Just do what you like to do, mate, and don’t think about it too hard. Don’t let it define who you are, eh?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… what do you mean?
:TristanBC: Just ask yourself, what do you fucking like doing, mate, and that’s it. It’s done.
:ZtoltBC: Well… I do love mounting cute gals way too much to be considered… I mean… no labels, eh?
:TristanBC: And I like giving handsome snake gentlemen belly rubs and head scratches.
:ZtoltBC: And I love giving you pets as well, Tris, you’re just so fluffy! AndImightlikemountingyouaswell… *cough* Yeah, I guess I just like cute gals and cut rats named Tristan, and that’s that…
:TristanBC: Simple, isn’t it?

>Lemme say though that, regardless of what happens, I've been having a lot of fun spending time with you. whether you want to take things to a more intimate level or not, I hope we can keep visiting each other.
:ZtoltBC: I’ve appreciated our time together as well… and even if we don’t… you know… I still want to spend more time with you in the future.
:TristanBC: Same, mate, same…
>I certainly like you, in any case.
:ZtoltBC: …I like you to, Tristan, I really do…
>I just want you to know that i will support any decision that you make, as a good friend should. Just know that you are not alone with this, and that i am here for you.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh… you’re starting to lay it on a bit thick, mate.
:TristanBC: Hey, just telling the fucking truth, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, I know… and I do fucking appreciate it…
>I'm not gonna make you do anything you don't want to, you know.
:ZtoltBC: … … …I know.
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>If you want to keep trying with me, I'm here for that, likewise if you need time to work this out on your own I can give you that space.
:ZtoltBC: Tris, I can’t really work this out without you here, as you’re the thing I’m trying to work out. So yes, I need you here with me.
>Is there anything about me that make you uncomfortable?
:ZtoltBC: …well… with the exception of what is probably a huge cock hiding in a slit between your legs, then no, I don’t really… well, you’re a bit too intimate in public, but that’s it.
:TristanBC: Wait, huge cock? Really?
:ZtoltBC: Hey, you’re huge! Well, you feel huge because you stand upright on two legs, but still! You’re huge, which means that you must have a huge… you know…
:TristanBC: Heh… I’d say that I’m sorry to disappoint, but… I don’t know what I’m comparing it too, anyway.

>In case my genitals ruin your interest we can be just friends. It's disappointing but I can accept that. But then I would look for someone else to date. Maybe your gran gran is still interested...
:ZtoltBC: Gran gran!? Wha- Dammit, Tris, you’re the fucking worse!

He springs from the water and put his claws on your head, forcing you into the water completely.

:ZtoltBC: I mean, really, dating your former dates Gran gran? Heh, you really have no ethics, you know.
:TristanBC: I’m joking, mate, don’t you worry.
:ZtoltBC: I know, I know… though I don’t think she would even go on a date with you now… too awkward… and she’s paranoid about gold diggers so… but enough about her, yes?
:TristanBC: Indeed, let’s go back to the subject of my huge dingdong and you reaction to it?
:ZtoltBC: *Snrk* You’re not going to let me live that down, you scumsucker, eh? But I… I rather just leave it at that for now… take on that beast when we get to it. I mean, I don’t even know what to expect down there… how you look, you know.
:TristanBC: And now it’s a beast, eh?
:ZtoltBC: *Pff* Damn it, Tris, don’t make me dunk you another time!
>Where does he want to go from here?
:ZtoltBC: I... don’t know…
:TristanBC: …well… just take it a step at the time?
:ZtoltBC: …then let’s start by migrating to the warm bubble pool, because I’m starting to get chilly in here.
:TristanBC: That sounds like a sound plan!
:ZtoltBC: And then… I did promise you that dinner way back in the eternal dark, didn’t I?
:TristanBC: You bloody well did…
:ZtoltBC: And then… I don’t know… A kiss maybe?
:TristanBC: Aren’t we getting ahead of ourselves? We still have a lot of time between the bubble pool and the dinner to cower, eh mate?
:ZtoltBC: We do, don’t we…
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No. 980151 ID: b1b4f3

>Tristan's not interested in women's clothes
Oh, so just pink and purple then.

>>980145
Ask what he likes in girls, and what he finds most attractive about you. Does your fur reflect sound really nicely, or is it your shape?
On a different subject... What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to him?
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No. 980153 ID: 776e30

> A kiss maybe?
Oh you wnat a kiss now? You are being a little greedy, Ztolt. Starting to sound more sure about all this ordeal already. You flater me.
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No. 980154 ID: ba56e6

>>980151
Yeah, let's share a few more little stories.
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No. 980160 ID: 2aa5f0

So if things don't work out between the two of you and you both just decide to become friends would that mean the two of you would play wingman to the other to help them get a date?
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No. 980214 ID: f8fa51

I think that's enough talking about it. After all, we just settled on taking things a step at a time, so let's just worry about this next step: Making sure we have a nice time in the spa.
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No. 980225 ID: 4f5375

>>980160
A bit awkward.

But indulging in fantasies for a moment: if he end up too straight for Tristan's dick they can look for a woman who is into threesome.
Ztolt have two dicks, maybe he would like to have them sucked by two people.
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No. 980227 ID: f2320a

>>980225
We take the front him the back?
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No. 980235 ID: 36784c

>>980145
>a huge cock hiding in a slit between your legs
I feel like you should quickly clarify that you don’t have a slit hiding your cock. Just really quickly explain what’s actually between your legs to him and then move the conversation away from that topic.

For example: Since he can make himself buoyant, do you think you could use him as a floatation device?

Ok, serious topic. If we’re going to dinner, Tristan is gonna need to stop by his place to reapply his makeup again. And hopefully he’ll have some nice clothes to wear. Actually, ask Ztolt how fancy is the restaurant he’s taking us to for dinner? Can we dress casually like we did earlier or do we need to dress in something else?

>>980225
>>980227
Let’s not say any of this out loud.
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>Oh, so just pink and purple then.
That’s right! You love rocking the pinks and purps… with bit of black thrown in.
>So if things don't work out between the two of you and you both just decide to become friends would that mean the two of you would play wingman to the other to help them get a date?
Eh… wouldn’t that be bit… awkward? Sure, you still want to be fucking friends with this adorable mobster, but actually help each other to get dates after you’ve already been on one yourself?
>if he end up too straight for Tristan's dick they can look for a woman who is into threesome.
That sounds like something you can bloody do even if he isn’t too straight for you. Though fucking thots together is only something a complete git would bring up on the first freaking date…
>Ztolt have two dicks, maybe he would like to have them sucked by two people.
…hmm… again, let’s bring that up at a later date…


>Oh you wnat a kiss now? You are being a little greedy, Ztolt.
:ZtoltBC: H-hey, I meant l-later, you scumsucker! I mean… I s-said earlier all my dates always ends with just a kiss and… we’ve already kissed, haven’t we? Why would it be greedy?
:TristanBC: Heh, I’m just teasing, mate.
>Starting to sound surer about all this ordeal already. You flatter me.
:ZtoltBC: Trust me, I’m still not at all sure… but yes, you should feel fucking flattered, because you’re awesome, alright?
:TristanBC: Well, all I can say is that you’re fucking awesome as well and I want nothing more than to flatter the shit out of you, my handsome friend.
:ZtoltBC: Bah, you’re going to make me blush, cutie…

The two of you slip into the bubble pool, its warmth being a pleasant change from the cooler water you were just in, not to mention its bubbles quickly cleans off all the salt that got stuck in your fur from it as well. It is surprisingly deep, though, forcing you to almost stand on your toes to keep your whole head above water. It feels a bit odd to not being able to sit down in a bubble pool…

>Ask what he likes in girls.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Girls? Well… a nice smile, a thin snout and large, rounded ears… you know… looking cute…
:TristanBC: Oh? I do believe I can compete in that compartment.
:ZtoltBC: And large, round hind leg ball joins, because I like large rumps and I cannot lie.
:TristanBC: Err… maybe less so in that compartment…
>and what he finds most attractive about you.
:ZtoltBC: You? Um… well… err… you are… very cute… with your ears and snout and… and you’re so fluffy… and… tall?
:TristanBC: Tall? Really?
:ZtoltBC: Of course, the real reason I… the real reason… you know… it’s just… I can be myself with you, you know? I can’t really be… well, I mean, I got friend that I can be myself with but… it’s not the same. I… I like you because… because not only can I be myself but… but I feel that you’re… yourself as well?
:TristanBC: I do try and be honest with you, mate… and I like you as well, don’t you forget that.

>Ask if he wants to get a good listen? At you?
:ZtoltBC: Oh! Right! I completely forgot… by eternal darkness, I’m a scatterbrain aren’t I? Yes! That’s why we came here in the first place, isn’t it! So… if you wouldn’t mind me…
:TristanBC: Hey, you said it yourself, the reason why we came here was for you to get a good look at me, right?
:ZtoltBC: Just… turn around slowly, so I can see you from all directions, alright?

He dives down and disappears beneath the bubbles, though not for very long as his tail and hind legs burst from the water, wobbling slightly as he seemingly tries to keep his balance. You watch as his lower half sways as you slowly spin around, his right leg scratching against nothing, before they once again fall back into the water.
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Seconds later, the top of his head emergences from the pool, his cheeks flush with color.

:TristanBC: Heh, liked what you saw, stud?
:ZtoltBC: Hehe… heh… err… w-well… you shorts doesn’t really leave a lot to the… um… imagination.
:TristanBC: Eh? What do you mean? Sure, they are a bit too big for me, but still…
:ZtoltBC: I can hear right through those scummy things, Tris, leaving your tush on full display…
:TristanBC: Well… what did you think about it?
:ZtoltBC: It’s… err… a… um… v-very cute tush?
:TristanBC: Heh, I knew it!
:ZtoltBC: Though, I… um… I’m not s-sure why you have an extra tail in front of you and… err… I don’t know what the other thing was?
:TristanBC: Heh… well, Ztolt…

>I feel like you should quickly clarify that you don’t have a slit hiding your cock.
:ZtoltBC: That’s your- what!?
:TristanBC: Yeah!
:ZtoltBC: But… how… h-how can you just… waltz around with it… just… hanging like that?
:TristanBC: Hey, some of us don’t have internal stuff, mate. That’s why we wear underwear, you hear?
:ZtoltBC: I g-guess… though… s-sorry I… um… stole a peek?
:TristanBC: Hey, no sweat mate.
:ZtoltBC: So… err… speaking of changing the subject…?

>What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to him?
:ZtoltBC: The weirdest? Err… I don’t know… actually, it might have been that one time my mother forced me on a date with someone that had been dead for over a year.
:TristanBC: Wait? The fuck? So what, you were having a date with a bloody coffin or…?
:ZtoltBC: No, they had hired an actor to play the part. They were trying to fleece us.
:TristanBC: Oh, that makes more sense.
:ZtoltBC: Let just say Gran gran found out and told mother, and by the eternal darkness was she furious with those scumsuckers.
:TristanBC: Heh, well at least you got out of that mess, mate.
>Since he can make himself buoyant, do you think you could use him as a floatation device?
:ZtoltBC: I can’t carry that much weight while floating! I mean, you might be able to hang off me for a while but… that just sound uncomfortable.
>If we’re going to dinner, Tristan is gonna need to stop by his place to reapply his makeup again.
:ZtoltBC: We’re getting a manicure after this. I’m sure they can reapply it if I… heh… ask them nicely.
>Actually, ask Ztolt how fancy is the restaurant he’s taking us to for dinner? Can we dress casually like we did earlier or do we need to dress in something else?
:ZtoltBC: It does have a dress code… but… wait, didn’t we already have this conversation, back in the car?
:TristanBC: Err… maybe we did?
:ZtoltBC: As I said back then, I’m sure me and my good friend lady Nrrghel would be able to convince them that your attire is the classiest shit they got on earth.
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: She’s the Mrrgh lady that is depicted on the 500 credits note. You know, one of those mushroom scumsuckers?
:TristanBC: OH! Right!


:ZtoltBC: Hey, wait a minute! This isn’t fair! I’ve been talking for ages and you barely told anything about yourself!
:TristanBC: To be fair, I love hearing you fucking talk, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Flattery won’t save you from my questions! So what is the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?
:TristanBC: Hmm… let me think...
:ZtoltBC: And more importantly, what do you like in a girl, hmm?
:TristanBC: Well…
:ZtoltBC: And what do you find most attractive about me?
:TristanBC: Um…
:ZtoltBC: And do you want to kiss?
:TristanBC: What was that?
:ZtoltBC: I just got some water in my mouth.
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No. 980412 ID: b1b4f3

Since you're dealing with a new currency it wouldn't be a bad idea to ask about the pictures on the various bills.
Also ask who Nrrghel was, and ask about the others too.
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No. 980413 ID: 4f5375

Are we suppose to characterize those aspects of Tristan?

>Weirder thing
The contact with alien civilizations definitely win this category, but that is true for your entire specie.
The more personal event was that time when you were a teenager that you and some friends were smoking weed and decided to climb a mountain during the night. on your way back you reached a completely different city from where you were. No idea how you manage to move hundreds of kilometers in a few minutes. The travel back took a lot longer than that.

>girl
Soft traces, thin waste and a large ass. Also, this may be strange for Ztol, but you prefer small breasts, very uncommon taste among members of your specie.
And of course, you have a thing for aliens. That isn't exclusive to girls.

>...
Yes.
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No. 980414 ID: 1e57b1

>So what is the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?
I saw a poltergeist once, when i was a child. I was with some freinds playing videogames and some furniture and stuff stalter to fall to the flor for no reason.

>And more importantly, what do you like in a girl, hmm?
If we are talking about physical appearance, someone bigger and stronger than me. Don't know why. I just like them like that.

>And what do you find most attractive about me?
Your mouth. Deafinatly. That and they way you dress, i live it. So classy.

>And do you want to kiss?
Hell yeah!

>I just got some water in my mouth.
Do you want me to get it out for you~?
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No. 980415 ID: 2aa5f0

>So what is the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?
well you aint the first one to confuse me for a girl but the worst case was the one time I was too drunk to remember I was I guy.

So long story short, was at the bar with some mates of mine, decide to see who could slam the most shots before either blacking out or getting kicked out, half way through I'm hammered and these three broads who were also somewhat wasted themselves come over to me and start complimenting my clothes and makeup. Said they were going to head out and go have a girls night on the town and asked if I wanted to join. I'm too drunk to say no, buddies are to drunk to even notice I left. End up going to a bunch of clothing stores and I pretty sure we hit a sex shop at some point.

Woke up the next day at one of there houses alone of the floor hungover and found out that I had lost the clothes I was wearing the other day, and that I spent my rent money for that month on some rather revealing women's clothing, women's lingerie, and a bag of sex toys from said sex shop. And with nothing to wear but the clothes I just bought... well let's just say that was an awkward cab ride home. Also for the longest time I just told everyone I got mugged and tried to never bring it up. Never ran into those three again either so no idea what happened with them.
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No. 980417 ID: 36784c

>>980411
>So what is the weirdest thing that’s happened to you?
Back on your planet, after your band had finished playing a gig, you had a few fans that wanted your autographs. While you were doing that, one fan came up and asked all of you to autograph their sex toys. You didn’t turn them away and all of you gave them your autographs.

>what do you like in a girl, hmm?
Both of us have them same likes apparently. Because I also like big butts and I cannot lie. On both girls and boys.

>what do you find most attractive about me?
You like the way his right hind leg kicks the ground when he’s happy. You also like how nice he is.

>do you want to kiss?
Yes.

……what? These big ears may not be able to hear heart beats like you can, but they definitely heard you ask for a kiss!
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No. 980424 ID: b1b4f3

Oops I missed the cue at the end of the update since I was focusing on how to keep the conversation moving.
>what do you like in a girl
Shouldn't he be asking what you like in a guy?
For girls, you like curvy hips and thighs, and a frame of a similar or smaller size to yours.
For guys, you like a nice firm musculature. Not too intimidating in muscle mass, but not flabby either.

>what do you find most attractive about me?
The things most different about him. His extreme flexibility, the way he can split his mouth wide open, how he can see without eyes, his scales, his overall shape. You are a xenophile. You're sure there's even more lovely alien anatomy to be discovered, too. Also he has nice legs, a good sense of style, and he shares a similar outlook.

See if you can pull him in closer for a kiss.
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No. 980433 ID: f2320a

>>980411
>what do you like in a girl
Well honestly its very situational i can fuck a girl thats really really fat or skinny solong as they take care of themselves, girls that are top heavy, bottom heavy or just heavy all around all no matter if they are short or tall, all of them have there benefits like a big tall girl to lift you up against there muscular body as they gently cuddle you or a short fat one covering you in there softness as you ride hard.

but what matters most would be personality like you zolt you are kind and considerete just downright handsome guy who you can just talk too you also have a good sense of style and your little leg scratch is so adorable beacuse it shows that you think
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No. 980442 ID: f3f534

>>980417
>I also like big butts and I cannot lie. On both girls and boys.
This.

It's why we told him, "Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave." earlier. We hated to see him go because we enjoyed his company, but we loved to watch him leave because we got to look at his big butt!

Ztolt will try to say his butt isn't big, which is when we'll tell him that his butt is big when compared to the butts we've seen on members of our own race!
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No. 980455 ID: ba56e6

>Weirdest Thing
You and some friends went ghost hunting in an old haunted house. You didn't expect to find anything, it was just a thing punk kids did to prove they were tough. Anyways, you saw a lot of weird things. Furniture moving when no one was in the room, strange rattling noises in other rooms, even the cliche shit like cold spots.

>Girls?
It's kind of funny since you're a passable trap out here, but you like tomboys. Girls who are fit and enjoy things like sports and other guy stuff.

And you got to admit, you are also an ass man.

>Kiss
But of course.
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No. 980565 ID: 2c5282
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980565

>Shouldn't he be asking what you like in a guy?
Well, you did ask him about girls, so he’s just returning the question… besides, it’s something you can bond over, isn’t it?

>The contact with alien civilizations definitely win this category, but that is true for your entire species.
:ZtoltBC: Well, that’s a given… I can’t really fathom how it is, considering I’ve grown up this whole mess in the first place.
:TristanBC: It’s… odd… yet fantastical… like a… dream…
:ZtoltBC: …heh, that does sound fantastical, indeed.
>Back on your planet, after your band had finished playing a gig, you had a few fans that wanted your autographs. While you were doing that, one fan came up and asked all of you to autograph their sex toys.
:ZtoltBC: Wait, what? Really? And you… did?
:TristanBC: Fuck yeah! So right now there’s probably some lucky gal out there with signed beads in her arse!
:ZtoltBC: Geez… that’s must have been awkward for the other fans…
:TristanBC: To be honest, we don’t have many fans that… um… asks for autographs… at least not from me.
:ZtoltBC: Oh? You’re not the most popular one?
:TristanBC: Nah, mate, that would either be the main singer slash guitarists or our bass player. They are both super-hot so of course the fan girls and boys prefer them. Though our bass player is fucking married to our drummer and our singer is into other gals herself, so… well… it is how it is?
:ZtoltBC: …well, I for one would have asked for an autograph from the cute chest piano player.
:TristanBC: Thanks, mate… though it’s called keytar, but chest piano works too.
>you aren’t the first one to confuse me for a girl but the worst case was the one time I was too drunk to remember I was I guy.
:ZtoltBC: Really? So… some guy took you home or…?
:TristanBC: Actually, a bunch of gals dragged me out on a girls night out. Woke up the next day with one hell of a headache and wearing a cute, newly bought pair of undergarments. Female undergarments.
:ZtoltBC: And they didn’t figure out you were a...?
:TristanBC: Apparently not? Or maybe they didn’t mind?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… or maybe they were guys too?
:TristanBC: Err… while I’m pretty sure they were gals, that night is so cloudy and full with holes that I can’t really deny the possibilities that it was a bunch of guys wearing dresses, no…
:ZtoltBC: Either way, one hell of a night, eh?
:TristanBC: One hell of a night, mate!

>You like tomboys. Girls who are fit and enjoy things like sports and other guy stuff.
:ZtoltBC: Oh? Really? That’s interesting… I mean, I would say I like guy stuff but… not much for sports or keeping fit, really…
>Both of us have them same likes apparently. Because I also like big butts and I cannot lie. On both girls and boys.
:ZtoltBC: So they are visually pleasing as well, and just not pleasant to listen too?
:TristanBC: Love to ogle and arse that doesn’t quick, mate. And they are pleasant to listen too? Really?
:ZtoltBC: The sound, it… it bounce off them in such a fine way… and the curves… *Growl*…
:TristanBC: Whoa, easy there, stud, hehe…
>It's why we told him, "Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave." earlier.
:ZtoltBC: …wait, what did you actually mean with that?
:TristanBC: I hate to see you go because I enjoyed your company, but I love to watch you leave because I can watch that lovely butt of yours fucking steal the show.
:ZtoltBC: …y-you like my… b-butt?
:TristanBC: It’s a bloody big bubble butt, mate, how can’t you love it?
:ZtoltBC: H-hey, my b-butt isn’t… that big, is it?
:TristanBC: It is fucking huge and awesome compared to my species butts! Just look at those leg… orb… thingies you have! They are massive! And I love it!
:ZtoltBC: Heh… eh… w-well… I… I like your butt as w-well?
:TristanBC: I know, mate, I know…

>The things most different about him. His extreme flexibility, the way he can split his mouth wide open, how he can see without eyes, his scales, his overall shape.
:ZtoltBC: …so, you like because I’m a… Raolme?
:TristanBC: I’m a bloody Xenophile, alright?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, noted.
>You're sure there's even more lovely alien anatomy to be discovered, too.
:ZtoltBC: Well… I’m sure I do… though it’s hard to say what’s alien and not, seeing as I think I’m pretty normal myself.
:TristanBC: Then I guess we just need to take some time and explore each other, eh mate?
:ZtoltBC: …maybe we do, indeed…
>what matters most would be personality like you Zolt you are kind and considerate just downright handsome guy who you can just talk too.
:ZtoltBC: …I do love to just… be myself with you as well… it’s nice…
:TristanBC: It’s fucking sweet…
:ZtoltBC: Yeah… sweet…
>and the way you dress, i like it. So classy.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, I do try to look snazzy! I do like your dress sense as well, it’s so… liberating and wild.
:TristanBC: Thanks.
>You like the way his right hind leg scratches the ground when he’s happy.
:ZtoltBC: I do what?
:TristanBC: Your hind leg gives you away each time I make you happy, Ztolt, and it’s adorable.
:ZtoltBC: Hmpf… damn legs… geez, it’s kind of freaky how good you are at reading me at times…
:TristanBC: And you, Mr.”can hear my heartbeat”, is the one to talk.
:ZtoltBC: Well, I can’t really read your mood from it just yet, you know. Ugh, you know what, you’ve been piling on praise on me for way to long! I’m starting to feel a bit like a jerk!
:TristanBC: You did pour your heart out for me just a moment ago, Ztolt…
:ZtoltBC: True… true…

>See if you can pull him in closer for a kiss.
A bit hard at the moment, as he’s apparently relocated to the top of your head while you were talking…

>Since you're dealing with a new currency it wouldn't be a bad idea to ask about the pictures on the various bills.
:ZtoltBC: Honestly, I don’t really know. They are a bunch of important scumsuckers from our past and stuff, mostly politicians or artists and stuff, but I only know of Nrrghel because all the movies reference her when they bribe someone. You know… “slipping someone a Nrrghel”.
>Also ask who Nrrghel was, and ask about the others too.
:ZtoltBC: She was some big leader for her people who helped solidify the grand federation of alien species or something… other than that… I’m pretty sure the guy one 20 bill is a Flaûgnir children book author called Arû Ligen. But yeah… it’s not… that interesting, really…

>These big ears may not be able to hear heart beats like you can, but they definitely heard you ask for a kiss!
:ZtoltBC: I d-didn’t… I mean… I said we end on a kiss? Right?
:TristanBC: Oh, nonono… I know what I heard, handsome.
:ZtoltBC: Well… um… do… do you trust me?
:TristanBC: Huh?
:ZtoltBC: Do you trust me? Okay, wait, I… maybe I should ask you if you want to just do a quick kiss or make out or… well… I had this cool idea but… it might be a bit weird and… scary?
:TristanBC: Scary?
:ZtoltBC: Just… trust me?
:TristanBC: Err…?
:ZtoltBC: Or maybe this is a stupid idea…
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No. 980566 ID: b1b4f3

>>980565
Is he gonna put your entire head in his mouth? Yeah that would be pretty scary. But you do trust him.
Just tell him it was mostly the teeth that scared you when you saw him open his mouth really wide.
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No. 980567 ID: 1e57b1

The last time I had a surprise from you was when you opened your mouth and it was a great surprise. I am pretty sure I can take it. Tell me what to do, handsome!
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No. 980570 ID: a38353

We trust him.
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No. 980576 ID: 2aa5f0

well now you got me curious so let's see what you have in mind
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No. 980580 ID: 36784c

>>980565
“If it involves going underwater, then at least give me a warning so that I can hold my breath. Other than that, yeah, I trust you.”

Then let him do his “weird and scary“ thing and no matter what, don’t scream or panic or anything like that. You can completely trust him to not hurt you.
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No. 980624 ID: 66d80e

>>980565
Ztolt, I trust you.
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No. 980678 ID: 8ac9ea

>>980565
ominous, but hey always down for trying new stuff
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No. 980688 ID: 2c5282
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980688

>Let him do his “weird and scary“ thing and no matter what, don’t scream or panic or anything like that. You can completely trust him to not hurt you.
You’ll try your best to keep your calm, sure, but it’s not that bloody easy to not scream like a sissy if you get fucking scared, alright?

>Is he gonna put your entire head in his mouth? Yeah that would be pretty scary.
:ZtoltBC: …what? Why would I… why would even… what?
:TristanBC: Err… I mean… it’s not?
:ZtoltBC: No? Are you… scared of my mouth?
>Just tell him it was mostly the teeth that scared you when you saw him open his mouth really wide.
:ZtoltBC: Which is why I’m not going to put your head in there! I don’t want to bite you!
>The last time I had a surprise from you was when you opened your mouth and it was a great surprise.
:ZtoltBC: Well, that’s… that’s… great? I guess? But it’s not what I had in mind? What is it with you and my mouth?
:TristanBC: I just… think it’s sweet, mate?
:ZtoltBC: …okay… sure? I’m still not planning on biting you…

>If it involves going underwater, then at least give me a warning so that I can hold my breath.
:ZtoltBC: That’s actually my plan so… yeah… hold your breath?
>Tell me what to do, handsome!
:ZtoltBC: Take a deep breath and let yourself glide below the water, cutie… I’ll do the rest…
>Ztolt, I trust you.
:ZtoltBC: Thank you… now… dive?

After taking a deep breath, you drop down under the water. It’s hard to see amidst the bubbles, but you’re sure you can feel Ztolt swimming around you, gliding through the water gracefully as if it wasn’t even there. His body barely touches yours as he rounds it, making you reach out to him but to no avail.
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No. 980689 ID: 2c5282
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980689

As you run out of air and start to go towards the surface again, he forcefully stops you and keeps you down. Unable to breathe, you feel your body panic for a moment before he puts his snout against yours… and fills your lungs with air once again. His tongue dances with yours even as he breathes more air into you, letting you stay down here in his embrace for just a moment longer.
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No. 980690 ID: 2c5282
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980690

Your heart is racing, your body is completely relaxed and your mind is… feeling… numb…

It feels like an eternity, the kiss you’re sharing… as if… it is… going on… …forever…

Everything feels… so… good…
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No. 980691 ID: 2c5282
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980691

You just…

…take…

…a nap…?
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No. 980692 ID: 298f1c

You don't sleep when someone is kissing you! That is rude!
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No. 980693 ID: 2aa5f0

hmm, wonder if we'll wake up at home since we did show him where we lived to get a change of clothes, his place, or here.
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No. 980695 ID: 4854ef

Awaken Awaken. Ye of the depths. The toothy maws breathe but ye shall need to open thy eyes.
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No. 980696 ID: 4f5375

Push him. Do something to indicate you are not fine.

If it's his poison we better hope it's indeed temporary.
If it's carbon monoxide this could be dangerous. In case you don't die you will get at least a strong headache, maybe a hangover.
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No. 980697 ID: 894419

struggle a lil! This is very very hot but he's also poisoning you accidentally! The worst place to become paralyzed is underwater, so try and surface!
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No. 980698 ID: 36784c

>>980691
Don’t fall asleep underwater you idiot! Wake the fuck up!

Start patting him on the side of his face to indicate that you need to go up for air!
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No. 980699 ID: b1b4f3

>>980691
Try to stay awake. I don't think you passing out was part of the plan.
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No. 980700 ID: a38353

that was great but get the FUCK up to the surface we can not pass out underwater.
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No. 980718 ID: ba56e6

Safe Word
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No. 980732 ID: a9af05

>>980691
No falling asleep underwater!
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No. 980759 ID: 2c5282
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980759

>Try to stay awake. I don't think you passing out was part of the plan.
It’s… just… a nap… nothing major… noting… that would fuck… fuck up a… plan?
>You don't sleep when someone is kissing you! That is rude!
But his kiss is so… relaxing…

“wake up”

>This is very very hot but he's also poisoning you accidentally! The worst place to become paralyzed is underwater, so try and surface!
He holds you… no… that’s not… you simply… can’t… your legs won’t…
>Safe Word.
You try and speak… but you’re currently underwater, so it fails…
>Push him. Do something to indicate you are not fine.
You tried your best… but your body refused to move at all…

“wake up”…

>Awaken Awaken. Ye of the depths. The toothy maws breathe but ye shall need to open thy eyes.
...you just want to nap… but the voice… from the deepest reaches… from the jaw of wicked teeth… it keeps…

…”wake up”…



…wake…
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No. 980760 ID: 2c5282
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980760

:ZtoltBC: -UP!
:TristanBC: GASP! *cough*cough* urhk… *hurk*… *cough*… uh…?

Ztolt drags you out of the darkness and unto the cold floor of the spa, making you cough up some water as his tail wraps itself tightly around your chest, making it hard to breathe… no… it’s not… it’s not the tail that’s… it’s getting easier and easier to inhale, yet… you’re whole body feels… numb… yet… kind of… good? It feels so warm and… relaxed…?

:ZtoltBC: Tristan!? Can you hear me!? Tris!?
:TristanBC: Uh…? I… uh… what? W-what… happened?
:ZtoltBC: I… I FUCKED UP! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry! I fucked… Tris! Please! Are you alright!? Please! Tell me you’re alright!
:TristanBC: Um… I’m… *cough* … I’m… fine?
:ZtoltBC: Tris… I’m sorry… I… I fucked up…
:TristanBC: …*cough*…
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No. 980762 ID: b1b4f3

>>980760
Ask how you got some of his venom in you. You didn't feel a bite. It feels nice.
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No. 980763 ID: f8fa51

Oh fuck. It would be great to tell him it's all great and you're fine, but you just passed out. You're fine now though, he was with you and he rescued you. Probably best not to do... whatever that was again though. You might want to just spend a few moments breathing.
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No. 980764 ID: 894419

We must be smooth even while dying. Hit him with "Oh hello beautiful, have I died and gone to heaven?". Then immediately apologize for the insensitive joke and ask what happened while stressing that you're not angry at him.
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No. 980765 ID: 9f00f4

Uh, I think I feel fine, that venom is a fucking trip! I think I might be high -- I'm probably not thinking straight. Things are kind of fuzzy. Wooo! Hehehehe. Hehehe! Hehehe!
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No. 980767 ID: 4f5375

Important question Ztolt: Do you exhale carbon monoxide?
I hope it was just his poison...
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No. 980768 ID: a9af05

>>980760
Ask him to come closer and give him a hug. Let him know that you're not mad at him, it was an accident.
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No. 980769 ID: 298f1c

Oof, wow, not the best place to have a bad trip. Under water that is.
I mean, telling him to not freak out wont help, but at least reasuring him that you are fine might.
Yes he might fucked up but you are safe now, he saved you. Your trust was not hurt.
SO, take your time to breath, and give him time to calm down.
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No. 980771 ID: cdabe3

>>980764
This
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No. 980773 ID: 2aa5f0

how long where you out?
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No. 980780 ID: ba56e6

>>980760
"Let's do that above water next time."
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No. 980782 ID: a38353

Next time we do that, not underwater.
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No. 980784 ID: b1b4f3

I wonder what's going to go wrong next time you kiss.
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No. 980788 ID: 36784c

>>980760
Tell him that you loved that kiss! But next time, you guys are not kissing underwater.

>>980784
His sisters show up out of nowhere and start annoying him.
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No. 980791 ID: 4854ef

Turn around. Look at the floor.. and vomit water. That'll help clear things better then how he's holding you sideways like that.
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No. 980825 ID: f2320a

>>980791
>>980760

Yeah first thing expel the huge amount of extra fluid in both stomach and lungs and it will always be more then you expect and bit of a violent projectile >>980764 then we must do this too be cool and suave after that thing we did and calm him down. Must let him know No harm done and everything is fine was suprisingly very nice and relaxing even if we started hearing poetry.
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No. 980843 ID: b1b4f3

I don't think Tristan swallowed much water, he barely inhaled any.
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No. 980940 ID: 2c5282
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980940

>Turn around. Look at the floor... and vomit water.
You turn around completely, stand on all fours and open your mouth… but nothing freaking comes?
>I don't think Tristan swallowed much water, he barely inhaled any.
…apparently not? It doesn’t feel like you’ve swallowed a lot of water? You did spit out a bloody mouthful of it earlier, but more than that… no?

:ZtoltBC: Um… a-are you okay?

Looking back over your shoulder, you can see that Ztolt is trying to avert his “gaze” with a small blush on his face. Apparently, you accidently gave him quite the view of your arse…

>Hit him with "Oh hello beautiful, have I died and gone to heaven?".
:ZtoltBC: …what?
:TristanBC: Because you have to be an angle…
:ZtoltBC: …*snrk* Okay… okay… that has to be the worse line I’ve ever… you didn’t get brain damage or anything, Tris? Seriously, heh…
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t diss my horrid pickup lines, mate!
>Take your time to breath, and give him time to calm down.
:ZtoltBC: But seriously… are you alright?
:TristanBC: Just… give me a second to breathe…
:ZtoltBC:
>Ask him to come closer and give him a hug.
He slowly makes his way towards you, leaning in as if you’re about to whisper something… but instead of saying anything you grab him by his midsection, making him hiss and flail around as you pull him into a hug.
:ZtoltBC: Hey!
:TristanBC: Hug!
:ZtoltBC: Y-you can at l-least warn me next time!
:TristanBC: Don’t try and tell you don’t love a surprise hug, mate.

He calms down a bit and returns the embrace, putting his hands on your shoulders and pulls you close.

>Let him know that you're not mad at him, it was an accident.
:ZtoltBC: But it was still my mistake… and a stupid mistake at that.
:TristanBC: Still…
:ZtoltBC: Still my fault.
>Yes he might fucked up but you are safe now, he saved you. Your trust was not hurt.
:ZtoltBC: Tris! You might have died! Or gotten hurt! Or… or… some shit!
:TristanBC: But I weren’t, because the brave Sir Ztolt w-
:ZtoltBC: Don’t.
:TristanBC: But-
:ZtoltBC: I put you in danger, that’s it. Don’t call me a Sir unless I deserve it… and being a scumsucker that put cuties in danger doesn’t deserve it.
:TristanBC: Alright, alright, sorry…

>How long where you out?
:ZtoltBC: Not long. Not long at all. I… um… I pulled you out as soon as you got limp so… I mean… just a few seconds?
>Important question Ztolt: Do you exhale carbon monoxide?
:ZtoltBC: What? No, of course n- I mean, yes, of course, but… I was exhaling oxygen into your lungs that I had stored in my air sacks. You know, the things that allow me to fucking float? Made out of hallowed out… bones… oh…
>Ask how you got some of his venom in you. You didn't feel a bite. It feels nice.
:ZtoltBC: …I might have been breathing oxygen full of venom directly into your lungs… I… didn’t really think this through, did I?
:TristanBC: You breathe venom too?
:ZtoltBC: No, I… it’s the bones. My teeth are just bones, so… the venom, it’s… there were still venom in them and… well… I might have breathed it directly into your lungs and… knocked you unconscious? I think? Maybe?
:TristanBC: …wait, that’s… does that even… I mean, sure? No sweat mate? I guess?

>Let's do that above water next time.
:ZtoltBC: Let’s not knock your unconscious again, above or below water.
:TristanBC: I meant the kiss, ye git.
:ZtoltBC: That we can do above or below water, Tris… just… not the breathing in a bunch of air into your lungs part.
>I wonder what's going to go wrong next time you kiss.
:ZtoltBC: I’m going to bet on… a huge explosion!
:TristanBC: Maybe a car crash?
:ZtoltBC: Mobster attack.
:TristanBC: Monster attack.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, alright, alright, let’s not jinx it too much.
>His sisters show up out of nowhere and start annoying him.
:ZtoltBC: …yeah, that’s probably right. They would love to ruin this thing. In fact, I’m pretty sure my phone is full of angry massages from those two masturbators, because it’s gone crazy while we’ve been here.
:TristanBC: Do they really care that much?
:ZtoltBC: They are a pair of petty, scumsucking devils who only joy is others suffering.
:TristanBC: They can’t be that bloody bad, can they mate?
:ZtoltBC: They are horrid! Horrid I tell ya! HORRID!
:TristanBC: Alright, alright, geez, I believe you, mate…
:ZtoltBC: So… um… manicure?
:TristanBC: No more bath times?
:ZtoltBC: I mean, after you… I just thought… um… if you want we can take another dip, then sure? Otherwise… err… well, I’ve never had a manicure before so I don’t really know what to ask for… but… you know that kind of stuff, right?
:TristanBC: I’m going to need to put my makeup on again…
:ZtoltBC: I’m sure they can handle that as well…
:TristanBC: And maybe put some makeup on you as well, cutie…
:ZtoltBC: What was that?
:TristanBC: I just asked… if I said that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
:ZtoltBC: *Snrk* By the rivers, that’s horrid too!
:TristanBC: Hehe…
:ZtoltBC: Well, you have some nice swimming trunks, Tris… but they would look even better on my bedroom floor!
:TristanBC: Hey, aren’t you just being a hypocritical little git, eh?
:ZtoltBC: You started it, you doofus!
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No. 980943 ID: b1b4f3

>>980940
Alright time to get your nails did. Be sure to ask what the procedure is, what parts of your anatomy they're going to work on, and tell them what your biological limits are in regards to that.

>Tristan wants to put makeup on Ztolt
Hmm, maybe not girly makeup, but something fierce looking or spooky. Actually, does his species use makeup at all? Zalia didn't have any and neither did the hireling. I wonder if we can look up some (Raolme-visible) pictures of various kinds of makeup we could put on him, and see if he likes any of it.
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No. 980958 ID: f8fa51

>>980943
I don't think any make-up would be visible to a Raolme.
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No. 980960 ID: 36784c

>>980943
Do this

>>980958
Ztolt was able to hear the makeup that Tristan was wearing, so I’m pretty sure that means that makeup is visible to Raolme.
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No. 980963 ID: 655513

All right, this wasn't so bad. It was actually nice, until I blacked out. Water is nice! We should do it more ofter. But with out passing out, hehe.

Ok, I am ready for the make up session.

>Well, you have some nice swimming trunks, Tris… but they would look even better on my bedroom floor!
First of all, they are not mine, they are from my roommate, secondly, of course they look great, they are in my ass, and thirdly, if you keep it up with those comments, you might actually find them in your bloody room floor! There is a limit of how much teasing i can resist, you pass the limit, my pants are off!
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No. 981045 ID: f2320a

>>980943
Would be funny if we painted a pair of eyes on him
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No. 981148 ID: 2c5282
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>First of all, they are not mine, they are from my roommate.
:ZtoltBC: Oh right, you said something ab- no matter, it’s not about the trunks, but the corny pi-
:TristanBC: secondly, of course they look great, they are on my arse!
:ZtoltBC: …by the eternal dark, you’re actually going to-
:TristanBC: And thirdly, if you keep it up with those comments, you might actually find them in your bloody bedroom floor! There is a limit of how much teasing i can resist, you pass the limit, and my pants are off!
:ZtoltBC: *Snrk* Okay, okay, I give up! Let’s stop with the corny lines already…
:TristanBC: Heh…
>All right, this wasn't so bad. It was actually nice, until I blacked out.
:ZtoltBC: It was nice, yes… if you remove the almost drowning part, indeed…


>Alright time to get your nails did.
After drying off and getting into your bathrobes again, you leave the ill-fated baths behind. Though, as soon as you leave you’re met by a very enthusiastic and pink Raolme who practically drags the two of you off into a new room, one that’s completely lit up and fitted with two… beds? You guess it’s designed for Raolmes to sit on, making it a bit awkward for you to lie on it, but it works.
:ZtoltBC: I’m a bit nervous about this… I’ve never actually had my claws done before.
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sweat it, mate, I’m here for you if you need me.
:ZtoltBC: I’m grateful that you are, Tris.
:NonNH: Do not worry, we are professionals, Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Met-
:ZtoltBC: Come on, stop it with all the titles already!
:NonNH: As you wish, Sir Ztolteskanx.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh…
>Be sure to ask what the procedure is, what parts of your anatomy they're going to work on, and tell them what your biological limits are in regards to that.
:NonNH: Usually, we start by filing down the claws with a Khraxian mechanical saw file, before softening and dulling them with an ordinary manicure procedure, then finally we paint a protective shell around it with the blood pigment to make sure they not only look absolutely marvelous, but is shielded from the wear and tear of an active life. Of course, as your nails are so small, we’ll simply skip the first step for you, lady Tristan.
:ZtoltBC: He’s no lady…
:NonNH: Sir Tristan.
:TristanBC: I’m still a bit skeptical about those bloody blood pigments…
:NonNH: Do not worry, they are made from 100% natural materials!

The two of you let them get to work on your nails and claws, respectively, while relaxing and enjoying the attention. It’s surprisingly similar to the manicures you got back home, with it mostly being filing and the applications of oils and the like… at least, it is on your part. Ztolt on the other hand is getting his claws filed down by a huge, power tool like machine wielded by this massive snake like creatures with even more massive claws. It’s… alien…

:ZtoltBC: Why do you have a pair of plants over your eyes?
:NonNH: It’s called a cucumber! It’s a traditional facial mask worn by spa attendees of the Burettian species!
:TristanBC: Err… well… kind off?

>I don't think any make-up would be visible to a Raolme.
:ZtoltBC: Um… we can smell the shape of it? Remember?
:TristanBC: Oh yeah…
>Actually, does his species use makeup at all? Zalia didn't have any and neither did the hireling.
:ZtoltBC: The receptionist of this place was wearing facial make-up, wasn’t she?
:TristanBC: That weird blue triangle thing?
:ZtoltBC: It’s the symbol of her house. It means tranquility of the water.
:TristanBC: Oh, sweet.
>Hmm, maybe not girly makeup, but something fierce looking or spooky.
:ZtoltBC: Hey, we don’t do that kind of stuff!
>Would be funny if we painted a pair of eyes on him.
:ZtoltBC: And we definitely don’t do that! That would just be… fucking silly!
:TristanBC: But freaking hilarious.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… maybe for the first few minutes, sure… but still no.
:TristanBC: It would probably just end up looking bloody creepy, true…
>I wonder if we can look up some (Raolme-visible) pictures of various kinds of makeup we could put on him, and see if he likes any of it.
:ZtoltBC: Hey, no need for that. I already know what we usually wear. The most common thing is the symbol of your house, like the tranquil symbol the spa employee is wearing over there.
:TristanBC: So your house symbol would be… an X?
:ZtoltBC: It’s actually the golden drop of nectar, though I usually don’t like wearing it.
:TristanBC: A yellow drop? I… I can see why…
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Really? Why wouldn’t I- I mean, I just don’t like wearing it because it itch.
:TristanBC: Oh… err… never mind.
:NonNH: The blood pigment is guarantee to not itch, my good sirs!
:ZtoltBC: Otherwise, we usually paint a symbol that represent what we feel or want. You know, like joy, fun, business, respect… love… you know, shit like that.
:TristanBC: So like one of those tattoos of Japanese symbols then…
:ZtoltBC: A what?
:TristanBC: Eh, forget it…

:NonNH: My good sirs, we here at House Yzstran Rest and Relaxation Spa are happy to offer our best makeup artist skills to facially paint whatever symbol and/or shapes you might desire upon your body in any color you might wish for. All you have to tell us what you wish to have painted and of what color and we will make it so.
:ZtoltBC: Eh… I’m not sure… do you really think I would fit in makeup, Tris?
:NonNH: Oh, and one more question, if I may be so bold, good sirs? What color, if any, do you wish your claws to be painted in? …or nails, in your case, sir Tristan of Earth?
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No. 981151 ID: a38353

we gotta get purple for our nails.
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No. 981152 ID: fb5980

>>981148
Ztolt's neck is missing.
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No. 981153 ID: b1b4f3

>>981148
Well if Ztolt doesn't usually wear the golden drop just because it itches, may as well give it a shot.
>nails
Purple.
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No. 981156 ID: f8fa51

Ztolt is already well out of his comfort zone, it's time to stop pushing. Let him leave without getting painted up.
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No. 981163 ID: 894419

>>981156

Got to agree, you don't want to come on too strong. The man is a bit self conscious about being girly or cute already. No need to push him.
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No. 981166 ID: 36784c

>>981148
>usually paint a symbol that represent what we feel or want.
If they’ve got a way to paint on our fur, we could ask for a symbol saying that we’re feeling “joy” right now……or a symbol saying that we want “love”.

>Eh…I’m not sure…do you really think I would fit in makeup, Tris?
“Of course. I think you’d look great! But if you really don’t want to wear it, then I’m not gonna force it on you.”

>color for nails?
Purple
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No. 981172 ID: 491843

Purple.

And a symbol of love or joy.
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No. 981326 ID: a9af05

>>981166
This
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No. 981499 ID: 2c5282
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>Ztolt's neck is missing.
Well, both you and the pink massager don’t have arms while your whole body is just a bean shape, so you’re not sure why it’s just his neck that’s- no, wait, what you meant to say is… err… you have no fucking clue what you’re on about, mate.

>We gotta get purple for our nails.
:NonNH: Ah, yes, of course, sir! I would recommend the royal purple, mixed with freshly harvested Khraxian blood.
:ZtoltBC: …so he’ll match the purple that I wear?
:TristanBC: That sounds good, let’s go with that… though… err… what is a Khraxian? And why do we need their blood? Can’t we just do this without the-
:NonNH: Nonsense! To get the manicure worthy of nails as fine as these, it is crucial that we only use the finest of materials, my good sir! As for what a Khraxian is, just take a gander at my partner over there.
:NonNH: No need to fret! We don’t use the extra blood anyway! As we will quickly replenish it by FEASTING ON THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES!
:TristanBC: …what?
:NonNH: And by enemies we mean the groceries we bought from the store yesterday… WE WILL RIP THEM TO SHREDS WITH OUR BARE CLAWS!
:TristanBC: Err… okay?
:ZtoltBC: He’s a Khraxian, Tris, they… they just are like that. Ignore it.
:NonNH: BLOOD!

You hadn’t notice it before, by the strange, large clawed creatures is wearing some kind of armband with several vials on it, vials that are slowly filling up with a red liquid. The pink Raolme confidently grabs one of the vials and in the same quick motions inserts it into some kind of tool, as if they’ve done this a thousand times before. After finding the right color and adding it to the tool, they gently grab your hand and start painting your nails with it, all the while the Khraxian does the same with Ztolts… claws? Since when did he have claws?

:NonNH: And there we have it! The finest nails in all of the frontier colonies!
:TristanBC: Err… I still don’t see why we needed that freaking blood?
:NonNH: Why, sir, because it makes a magnificent addition to the manicure process! Not only does it harden to become like steel, but its regenerative powers will heal any cracks or chips your nails may experience, all without deluding the original color choice! Grand, isn’t it!?
:TristanBC: Err… sure… I fucking guess?

>Ztolt is already well out of his comfort zone, it's time to stop pushing. Let him leave without getting painted up.
:ZtoltBC: Eh… I mean… if it doesn’t itch… and I don’t have to show it off the those brineless scumsuckers back home… after all, I can just wash the shit away if I don’t like it? Do you really think I would fit with my house symbol on my face?
:TristanBC: Of course. I think you’d look fucking great, mate! But if you really don’t want to wear it, then don’t bloody sweat it, I’m not gonna force it on you.
:ZtoltBC: Well… I mean… I’ve already paid for the fucking manicure anyway…
:NonNH: I will prepare the golden color immediately!
:NonNH: And we will prepare THE SANGUINE FOR THE FEAST –we mean pigment… yes…
:ZtoltBC: But I rather have no color for my claws.
:NonNH: We can easily make THE HARVESTED LIQUID FLESH translucent to fit your need!
:ZtoltBC: That sounds lovely.

>If they’ve got a way to paint on our fur, we could ask for a symbol saying that we’re feeling “joy” right now……or a symbol saying that we want “love”.
:NonNH: …you want love? Not just love, but “wanting love”? You sure about-
:ZtoltBC: No, he doesn’t. Just paint the symbol of love on him.
:TristanBC: …what’s wrong with wanting love?
:NonNH: Well, my good sir, it’s… the symbol is associated with… less than stellar kind of work practices that we can’t… well…
:ZtoltBC: The symbol means whore.
:NonNH: Yes, that…
:TristanBC: Oh… um… well, shit… then just give the bloody “love” symbol without the wanting a whore stuff.
:NonNH: Right away, sir Tristan!

Using the very same tool as before, though after making some calibration on it, the pink one paints three perfect circles on your forehead.

:TristanBC: It’s just… three circles?
:ZtoltBC: Yes? That means love. How do you depict love?
:TristanBC: …with a heart?
:ZtoltBC: …we don’t heave hearts, remember? Also, wouldn’t it be freaking hard to paint a large muscle each-
:TristanBC: It’s a really shitty looking heart that doesn’t look like a real heart, alright? It looks more like… well… and upside-down butt, really.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… well, ours a sideways butt as well.
:TristanBC: The three circles?
:ZtoltBC: Think about it.
:TristanBC: …with your large ball joint back there, I guess it would be… a butt…
:ZtoltBC: Hehe… everyone loves butt it seems.
:TristanBC: Arse is love, everyone knows that, heh…

:NonNH: Ztolteskanx-than, your clothes has arrived, newly cleaned and pressed. With them, you may FACE YOUR ADVERSARY IN BRUTAL COMBAT TO THE VOID WITH STYLE!
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No. 981503 ID: 36784c

>>981499
>all the while the Khraxian does the same with Ztolts…claws? Since when did he have claws?
He’s like a cat, he can extend and retract his claws whenever he wants.

>symbol
Yikes, that was a close one! Good thing they let you know about that!

Make sure you thank the spa workers for what they’ve done. So what do we want to do next?
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No. 981505 ID: b1b4f3

I believe that's all we had lined up here. Time to get dressed and head to the fancy dinner.
Tell Ztolt he looks nice.
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No. 981512 ID: 491843

Not sure if the Khraxian is a follower of Khorne or has half ork blood in them. They do sound positively metal tho.

>symbol
Geesh that was close!

Alright, that was that. Pretty good! Very good service!

What's next? Dinner?
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No. 981514 ID: b1b4f3

Oh don't forget to give a full review.
Gotta take off points for the painful massage but the manicure and spa were lovely.
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No. 981538 ID: f8fa51

Make sure to compliment Ztolt on his appearance. He could do with the ego boost every now and then. The gold colour makes a quite fetching combination with his red scales.

As for his claws, think less cat, and more alien being capable of reshaping their own bones.
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No. 981801 ID: f2320a

>>981148
did his neck go transparent here?
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No. 981802 ID: f2320a

>>981499
huh that drop looks kinda like a eye?
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No. 981803 ID: f2320a

>>981802
like ad ONE more dot in the middle of it and it would be like exactly a eye
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No. 981812 ID: 36784c

>>981801
No, it didn’t.
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No. 981886 ID: 2c5282
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>Not sure if the Khraxian is a follower of Khorne or has half ork blood in them. They do sound positively metal tho.
They are either fucking metal as shit or just completely mental. Bloody terrifying, seeing a huge thing like that with claws the size of your fucking arm screaming about blood, though.
>He’s like a cat, he can extend and retract his claws whenever he wants.
That… actually makes a ton of sense.
>As for his claws, think less cat, and more alien being capable of reshaping their own bones.
…oh… yes, you guess that’s true… where else can they grow claws? Or would that been spines? Teeth?


>Make sure to compliment Ztolt on his appearance. He could do with the ego boost every now and then.
:ZtoltBC: Oh?
:TristanBC: The gold color makes a quite fetching combination with your red scales, handsome.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… of course it does. And the texture of your symbol goes really well with the soft fur you have, cutie.
:TristanBC: Really? Not that I can actually tell but… thanks…
>Geesh that was close!
:ZtoltBC: Don’t worry, I wouldn’t let you paint something like that on yourself… nor do I think anyone professional would either when you clearly don’t know the meaning behind it.

>Make sure you thank the spa workers for what they’ve done.
:NonNH: We only did our job, good sir.
:TristanBC: But a bloody well done job it was, mate.
:NonNH: We appreciate your gratitude, sir Tristan.
:ZtoltBC: Heh…
:TristanBC: What?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, nothing.
>Gotta take off points for the painful massage.
:NonNH: Ah, it is supposed to be painful, to ease the brine upon your body and soul, but if it wasn’t to your liking then we will make note of it.
:ZtoltBC: It didn’t leave any foam around, did it?
:TristanBC: Err…
:ZtoltBC: Lasting effects.
:TristanBC: Oh, no… well… I do feel fucking relaxed as hell and a lot taller than before… and more bendable…
:NonNH: Then we will note that you’ve had a splendid evening here with us, Sir Tristan.
:ZtoltBC: I will remember your… satisfactory performance, yes.
:NonNH: Thank you sir. Now, do have a pleasant evening.
:NonNH: We hope you will return whenever you need THE VERY STRESS RIPPED FROM YOUR SOULS and relax for a bit. Take care.

>I believe that's all we had lined up here. Time to get dressed and head to the fancy dinner.
:ZtoltBC: Yes! I have already booked a table at my favorite place and ordered a three course meal for us! Though, it’s still a bit early so… now that you mention getting dressed in a fancy way…
:TristanBC: I don’t really have a lot of fancy fucking clothes…
:ZtoltBC: Which is why I was considering maybe… sew up a pair for you?
:TristanBC: …sew up? You mean… visit a tailor?
:ZtoltBC: Tailor bot would be enough, no need to get to expensive. Is that fine with you? Or do you think your old clothes will be fine?
:TristanBC: …wait, didn’t you say it was your favorite restaurant? Don’t you think your sisters might, you know, fucking be there as well?
:ZtoltBC: That’s a risk I’m willing to take, because I’m not letting those scumsuckers ruin this evening. Either way, let’s get dressed while we discuss our next step.
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No. 981888 ID: b1b4f3

>>981886
Tailor bot? Yes, you're open to getting a set of formal wear, that would make you more confident about going to a fancy restaurant even if bluffing your way in would likely work. The fabric was the important part wasn't it? What kind of fabrics sound nice?

Something occurred to me. On Earth, it was in fashion at one point to wear jeans that had worn fabric, because that meant the clothes had history. They could be extremely expensive like that, despite the irony of used clothing being more expensive. Weathered jeans, they were called. The clothing industry capitalized on it by producing worn jeans artificially, of course.
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No. 981906 ID: a38353

Getting something tailored should be fine.
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No. 981909 ID: 9f00f4

So, most tailoring in the world I come from is for sight -- colors, visual textures, how clothing drapes on the body, what it shows off or hides to the eye. You'll help me with staying stylish to the other senses too, right? I don't actually want to be naked to echolocation and whatnot.
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No. 981910 ID: c30bc8

I would be more than delighted to go to a tailor, as long as you don't spend too much on it.
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No. 981916 ID: 73300b

>>981886
A tailor bot sounds perfect. And this is a great opportunity.

Let him (together with the tailor-bot since he won't know our anatomy) use us as a canvas and pick out whatever makes us look hottest to him aurally. The tailor-bot can surely find sound reflections that tantalize his senses. We can handle the visual side (so we don't end up in plaid or strained-peas green), and he can pick out the rest. If nothing else, we'll end up with something unique.

Keep it light, don't make it sexual. Don't go for "pick out what'll be on your floor later", go for "pick out what best holds your attention and makes it just a little harder to think straight". Tell him a little about our own culture's fashion and the ways in which it can accentuate and allure with anatomy, and suggest that he do the same with us.
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No. 981932 ID: 36784c

>>981886
Maybe see if you can get some underwear and/or pants that are soundproof, so that you don’t have to worry about other Raolme looking at your dick.
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No. 982187 ID: 2c5282
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982187

>Tailor bot? Yes, you're open to getting a set of formal wear, that would make you more confident about going to a fancy restaurant even if bluffing your way in would likely work.
:ZtoltBC: I’m sure you would look super cute in it as well, Tristan.
:TristanBC: Of course! So… where too?
:ZtoltBC: I know a place, don’t you worry. It’s not my usual tailor, but it will do the job, even if the end product won’t be as brine crusted. For budget reasons, you understand.

After a short trip in his air ship (as he said earlier, everything in the city is a short trip if you fly), you arrived at a rather small, yet fancy looking shop called “the threaded ichor”… which you can only assume sounds fancier in alien cultures. Well inside, you find a large room decorated with several shelves filled to the brim with all kind of clothes, as well as several… ant like creatures that seem to be working there, though all of them look exactly alike. Maybe they are all siblings? Or maybe you just suck at telling the fuckers apart. Ztolt doesn’t really give you time to think about it, as he drags you in front of several large mirrors where a small robot thingy is hovering.

>So, most tailoring in the world I come from is for sight -- colors, visual textures, how clothing drapes on the body, what it shows off or hides to the eye. You'll help me with staying stylish to the other senses too, right?
:ZtoltBC: That’s the idea, wasn’t it? After all, if you’re going to be my mate, you better sound and smell the part, Tristan.
:TristanBC: I’m just going to make sure that I’m visually pleasing as well… so no plain or pea green or anything.
:ZtoltBC: No worries.
You watch as he scratch himself for a second with his hind leg.
:ZtoltBC: Black is the usual color of class, you know.
>The fabric was the important part wasn't it? What kind of fabrics sounds nice?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, there’s a lot of interesting fabric, not to mention pigments.
He scratches his chest.
:ZtoltBC: Though… as we’re working on a budget… we’re going to be content with some of the cheaper shit, eh?
:TristanBC: That’s fine by me. I’ve never worn anything too expensive in my life anyway.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, really? Well, I guess I can borrow you a shirt made out of Estrianian silk that’s been dipped in pure nectar for its golden tint.
:TristanBC: Oh, that’s sounds expensive, mate.
:ZtoltBC: It’s worth more than my fucking car, Tris.
:TristanBC: …I’m not sure I actually want to wear it anymore, just to make sure I don’t tear it or some shit.
:ZtoltBC: Hey, don’t worry, it has survived for two generations in my family, it will survive you.
>Let him (together with the tailor-bot since he won't know our anatomy) use us as a canvas and pick out whatever makes us look hottest to him aurally.
:ZtoltBC: Oh? Do you really trust me?
:TristanBC: Of course, mate!
:ZtoltBC: Well… if you say so…
Again, his hind leg scratches his side…
:ZtoltBC: Let me type in my preferences then…

>Tell him a little about our own culture's fashion and the ways in which it can accentuate and allure with anatomy, and suggest that he do the same with us.
:ZtoltBC: Hey, trust me, I know what I’m doing. This is alluring for me.
:TristanBC: I mean, I like it, but I was expecting something a bit more… sexy?
:ZtoltBC: Well, I might just have a thing for cute gals in suits, okay?
He scratches his arm…
:ZtoltBC: Err… and boys? Cute boys?
:TristanBC: Well, it’s a fucking sweet look either way, mate… I like it…
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… and a hat, maybe? Tophat?
:TristanBC: I don’t know… I don’t hats…
:ZtoltBC: But I like hats…
Scratch scratch scratch…
:ZtoltBC: But if you don’t want one, then alright.
>On Earth, it was in fashion at one point to wear jeans that had worn fabric, because that meant the clothes had history. They could be extremely expensive like that, despite the irony of used clothing being more expensive. Weathered jeans, they were called. The clothing industry capitalized on it by producing worn jeans artificially, of course.
:ZtoltBC: Oh, don’t remind me. I still have my old brine encrusted jacket back home from when I was young. There’s nowhere near enough saltwater around here for a jacket like that to exist normally!
Both his hind leg and hands are starting to scratch him now.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh, no, that thing was so dorky…

>Maybe see if you can get some underwear and/or pants that are soundproof, so that you don’t have to worry about other Raolme looking at your dick.
:ZtoltBC: Tristan, that was just those bathing trunks you had, and it only worked while you were under the water. There’s no need to be worried about some scumsucker getting a-
Once again he starts scratching himself, though a bit more violently this time.
:ZtoltBC: GAH!
:TristanBC: Ztolt!? Are you alright?
:ZtoltBC: NO! It… it itches and… and… w-was there something on my shirt before I put it on!?
:TristanBC: Err… I don’t… think so?
:ZtoltBC: Because, this isn’t… this feels… FUCK! It’s my fucking sisters! That’s what! They must have poured itching pounder on my shirt before it was delivered to the spa! Those freaking scumsuckers!
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sweat it mate, I’m sure we can wash it off before we get to the restur-
:ZtoltBC: No!
:TristanBC: Huh?
:ZtoltBC: They know we’re going there! They know I have a table there! I’m not going to let those… those petty bitches ruin this evening! We’re not going! I’ve had enough of their games, so no, no more.
:TristanBC: So… then… where are we going?
:ZtoltBC: I don’t know! I don’t fucking care! Just… away from them? Somehow? Gah, this itching is driving me crazy!
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No. 982190 ID: a38353

Well if they were waiting to ambush us at the restaurant they blew that chance by hitting you with itching powder, Think there's another fancy restaurant that won't have a hideously long waiting period we can hit?
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No. 982192 ID: 894419

Well, we could always drop by my place and just hang out if you don't mind slum food. Eat something out of my fridge or order in and chill out watching some tv or playing some games (assuming your television supports ralome sonic-vision like your tablet did). We can even run your swim trunks through my dryer real quick and you can wear those if you don't mind going shirtless. I certainly wouldn't mind you going shirtless.
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No. 982193 ID: fc5afd

We gotta do something about that scratching first tho. Is there a way to get rid of it somehow? Washing it off with something? Is it oun your... scales?
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No. 982194 ID: b1b4f3

>>982187
Alright first thing's first you gotta get that itching powder off him, so he needs a new shirt and a trip to the restroom.
Secondly, you can go to a different restaurant. Somewhere equally fancy? Or slightly less fancy so you don't stand out too much with your new duds.
Or you can change plans DRASTICALLY and go to the festival, and get some food there.
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No. 982195 ID: e13b1d

>>982187
Could still go to the festival instead. Festival food isn't fancy, but it sure is good!
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No. 982198 ID: 36784c

>>982187
There’s some kind of tag hanging off of Ztolt’s bow tie. That wasn’t there before.

>itching pounder
Jeez, I know siblings play pranks on each other, but this is getting out of control!

He said the itching powder was only on his shirt, right? Well we’re currently in a clothing store, so he can get another shirt and wear that instead.

>We’re not going!
So we’re skipping the restaurant? Then we can go to the festival and eat the food that’s served there.
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No. 982199 ID: 36784c

>>982198
And if his sisters show up at the festival to continue messing with us……well, I’m sure we could have something “accidentally” happen to them to make them leave.
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No. 982208 ID: b1b4f3

>>981886
Ah, there's stuff on his shirt in this image.
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No. 982216 ID: b1b4f3

Hold on, doesn't this mean they're following us? How did they manage to find the spa and sneak in to place the itching powder?
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No. 982217 ID: 36784c

>>982208
Ah fuck. How the hell did none of us see that?!

>>982216
Ztolt said the clothes were delivered to the spa. I’m guessing his sisters put the itching powder on his shirt before it was taken to the spa.
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No. 982220 ID: f8fa51

Whatever happened to not letting them ruin our evening?
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No. 982260 ID: 701c6b

>>982198
It looks like a red triangle or arrow of some sort. Is that just a thing from the tailor or from his relatives? Either way we should let Ztolt know.
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No. 982264 ID: b1b4f3

That's a new bowtie. The one he had before was a different color.
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No. 982395 ID: a9af05

>>982187
Should we plan a way to get back at his sisters or should we just go to a different restaurant?
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No. 982413 ID: 9c48ac

>>982264
He's gone with the gold because Tristan liked it. :)

Anyway, I know this isn't the important thing right now, but I think that suit would look better if the jacket was a matching purple to the pants, and the shirt a somewhat contrasting color - teal, maybe.

Anyway yeah get him to a bathroom and help him wash himself off. And then offer him your new jacket so he doesn't have to wear the itch shirt again.
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No. 982454 ID: 2c5282
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982454

>There’s some kind of tag hanging off of Ztolt’s bow tie. That wasn’t there before.
It’s a price tag. He’s buying a new bowtie because he destroyed the first one he wore, remember?
>It looks like a red triangle or arrow of some sort.
That’s the symbol for the currency… and it’s some kind of c… or v that’s fallen over with a line through it or some shit.
>He's gone with the gold because Tristan liked it.
He did look more smashing in gold than purple, true…
>Anyway, I know this isn't the important thing right now, but I think that suit would look better if the jacket was a matching purple to the pants, and the shirt a somewhat contrasting color - teal, maybe.
Teal!? No fucking way, mate! Besides, this way you matches Ztolt a lot more… and you’ve always liked black…

>Whatever happened to not letting them ruin our evening?
:ZtoltBC: Those scumsuckers are making it fucking hard, okay!? But no, I won’t let them ruin it completely. Complicate things, maybe, but not ruin.
>Jeez, I know siblings play pranks on each other, but this is getting out of control!
:ZtoltBC: You don’t know the half of it. They are petty monsters, that’s what they are. Too much time and money yet all too little sense.
>Well if they were waiting to ambush us at the restaurant they blew that chance by hitting you with itching powder.
:ZtoltBC: Which is very much in character with them. They don’t think, they just… do whatever they might fancy without caring for the consequences. Gran gran thinks they’ll probably piss off the wrong person eventually and end up dead for it…
:TristanBC: Whoa, that’s fucking brutal…
:ZtoltBC: Or they’ll get married to the first person they fancy and end up in a relationship they hate. Either way, they’ll get off my tail, hopefully.
>Hold on, doesn't this mean they're following us? How did they manage to find the spa and sneak in to place the itching powder?
:ZtoltBC: I had my clothes delivered to the spa from the cleaners, remember? They probably poured the itching powder on my shirt there. My family owns the cleaner, after all, so it wouldn’t be hard for them to throw their weight around there.
:TristanBC: But how did they know you’d left your clothes and the cleaners in the first place.
:ZtoltBC: Eh, someone probably told them that I spilled a bunch of alcohol all over myself or something.
>Should we plan a way to get back at his sisters?
:ZtoltBC: If you can come up with a way that’s both funny and easy to do, which won’t make it obvious that it’s us so that they don’t want revenge, then sure, go ahead, I’m fucking game.
:TristanBC: That’s quite the freaking checklist, mate.
:ZtoltBC: I rather not spend all evening coming up with a prank… nor do I want a shitty prank war with those scumsuckers, as they are far more willing to dive through the foam than I am. So yes, it’s a heavy checklist for a reason.

>We gotta do something about that scratching first tho. Is there a way to get rid of it somehow? Washing it off with something? Is it on your... scales?
:ZtoltBC: It’s mostly on my shirt, but yeah, I’m going to need a shower or something.
:TristanBC: I’m sure we can wash it of in the bathroom if it’s fucking urgent.
:ZtoltBC: Eh… I rather not wash myself in a public bathroom, no. Rather just go shirtless. Still got my suit jacket after all.
>Think there's another fancy restaurant that won't have a hideously long waiting period we can hit?
:ZtoltBC: The problem with fancy restaurants is that their clientele are rich, meaning it’s really hard to throw your weight around to get a table. So no, I don’t think we’ll get a table on any other restaurant that’s floats on the brine. Besides, I can’t really go there without a shirt anyway.

>You can change plans DRASTICALLY and go to the festival, and get some food there.
:ZtoltBC: You know, that’s an idea. Let’s just hang out at the festival for a while and eat some crap there. I’m sure they’ll have something edible, even if it’s only candy and stuff.
>Well, we could always drop by my place and just hang out if you don't mind slum food. Eat something out of my fridge or order in and chill out watching some tv or playing some games.
:ZtoltBC: Huff… just laying down, relaxing and eating a pizza while lazily watching something on the holonet does sound rather amazing right now as well… huh…
>We can even run your swim trunks through my dryer real quick and you can wear those if you don't mind going shirtless. I certainly wouldn't mind you going shirtless.
:ZtoltBC: Or I can just wear the suit jacket without a shirt? Like I was already planning?

One of the small insect creatures walks up to the two of you, as if to ask something, but before even a word can be uttered Ztolt flashes it a card with his family symbol on it. When the insect sees it, it simply nods and backs off, all without making a sound.

:ZtoltBC: There, I’ve paid for the suit and bowtie. Now then, if I’m going to be honest, just ordering pizza and staying home sound really enticing… but it would kind of make a shitty end on the date so… let’s head to the festival? Though first maybe we should stop by your place for a quick shower. Need get this itching powder off me and I rather not head home right now. What do you say? Shower then the festival? …or would you rather just float and eat pizza for a bit?
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No. 982457 ID: bad0af

fuck it, the date's already be incredible beyond my wildest dreams zotl, lets just hang out and eat pizza, its the perfect way to wind down. Not everything has to be an event eh?
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No. 982469 ID: b1b4f3

Hold up. What does he mean by it being a shitty end? Would he be disappointed? You don't have much of an objection to it yourself, it's been a rather turbulent date so far and you wouldn't mind a situation where everything is fully under control.
On the other hand you have roommates and so you will have to either stay in your bedroom or message them to make sure there's no schedule conflict which will cause either your or their activities to be interrupted. So maybe it isn't *fully* under control. Also, what would you do, aside from eat pizza and lay around? Is there any way to put a movie on where both of you can enjoy it? Or some kind of video game? You can't just make out for a couple hours.
By comparison, you definitely have things you can do at the festival, and it shouldn't be too stressful... Still, I'm undecided.
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No. 982477 ID: a38353

Pizza and laying around sounds like a pretty good plan honestly.
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No. 982489 ID: 901590

I am really torn about our options. I really like both ideas. In the festival yo can go around, playing games, looking at the pretty lights and eat "exotic" foods. In my place on the other hand, we can orther pizza watch a muvie and have more... privacy. Unless my roomates are there.
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No. 982521 ID: f8fa51

If Ztolt wants to go to the festival, let's go to the festival. But yeah, shower first.
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No. 982543 ID: a9af05

>>982454
Let's go to the festival. We can try to win prizes for each other at the games and eat some of the food they're selling there. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they have pizza there.
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No. 982547 ID: 36784c

>>982454
Let's go to the festival. And we can also wear our suit jacket without a shirt, so we can match Ztolt.

>>982543
>I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they have pizza there.
You might be thinking of a carnival. I’m not sure if the festival we’re going to will have pizza there.
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No. 982697 ID: f2320a

>>981886
hmmm why sharped bones spikes when they can biologically shape them? or is it like better are sharpening it?
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No. 982698 ID: f2320a

>>982547
i do like how we match
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No. 982712 ID: 2c5282
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982712

:TristanBC: Whoa, they have a lot of bloody strange food at this place, mate…
:ZtoltBC: It’s a festival celebrating all the different xeno cultures. Of course there will be strange food, that’s what cultural food is!
:TristanBC: You know, I was hoping for something a bit easier to eat… and games, there’s no games here…
:ZtoltBC: Tris, I believe you’re thinking of a carnival or some shit. This place is for showing of the different cultures of the species that make this place their home, so don’t expect the usual brine.
:TristanBC: That does explain all the odd trinket stalls and dance shows they go here. But let’s focus on the food for now, right, mate?
:ZtoltBC: Indeed, food. I’m starving so food sound good. Anything catches your eye?
:TristanBC: Let’s see… Tuul… that’s those small insect guys, right?
:ZtoltBC: Yes, but I don’t think either of us can actually eat Tuul food, thanks to those scumsuckers being composed of different acids or some shit. Same goes for the Xot and Flaûgnir… though I’m pretty sure that’s because the Flaûgnir like their stuff several hundred degrees above the boiling point, but I digress.
:TristanBC: It says I can eat the… “boiled Tuul drone”? What is that?
:ZtoltBC: Eh… let’s not? Isn’t there something else?
:TristanBC: …um… okay, sure, mate… then there’s old Raolme food, if you want to be safe?
:ZtoltBC: Well, if you want more insects, then sure… though, I’ve never been fond of that culture food, really. The candy is good though. We really need to buy some old timey candy!
:TristanBC: Maybe as dessert, mate. Now, what else… “Traditional Koye algae and plankton cocktail”… who are the Koye again?
:ZtoltBC: They are the water insect things that go around in mobile fish tanks… as for the meal, it’s like a soup, I think?
:TristanBC: “Sweet curry meat sticks with Gartag yogurt”… Gartag?
:ZtoltBC: The waitress at the café was a Gartag, remember? Never had their food before, though.
:TristanBC: “Freshly harvested Khraxian limb barbecue”, that is one of those snakes that scream about blood, right?.
:ZtoltBC: Right. Huh… I… don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a Khraxian eat before…
:TristanBC: “Mrrghian mixed mushroom stew”… wait, isn’t it cannibalism for a mushroom to eat another… mushroom?
:ZtoltBC: Is it cannibalism if you eat a… whatever it is you are that isn’t a Burrettian?
:TristanBC: We’re mammals, and no, you’re right. Speaking of Burrettian, it seems they actually have a stall here as well!
:ZtoltBC: Oh? Anything good?
:TristanBC: Oh! They got ice cream! We have to grab some of that for dessert!
:ZtoltBC: Eye scream? That doesn’t sound very… um…
:TristanBC: It’s ice that’s… you know what, I’ll show you after dinner. Oh, and they have hot dogs too.
:ZtoltBC: …what is a dog?
:TristanBC: It’s… well, it’s not actually dog but… err… fuck, I don’t know… it’s a sausage in a bun, alright?
:ZtoltBC: Bun as in bread and… sausage?
:TristanBC: …it’s an meat filled intestine.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh… no offence, but that sounds disgusting.
:TristanBC: It freaking rocks, mate. Trust me!
:ZtoltBC: Eh… if you say so…
:TristanBC: And then they have… err… surströmming? Wait, isn’t that the rotten herring?
:ZtoltBC: Rotten, huh? That sounds like something the Mrrgh would like…
:TristanBC: They put this rotten fish in a can, and when you open it smells like someone died and shit.
:ZtoltBC: And the taste?
:TristanBC: Um… I don’t know? I’ve heard that they are like… super salty and stuff…
:ZtoltBC: Salty you say? That sounds quite delightful. I’m in the mood for something really salty, honestly… maybe they have some salty drinks around here somewhere…
:TristanBC: …wait, there’s another thing here on the list… from a species called the Essks. “The dinner you ate exactly 6 years, 426 days ago”… what?
:ZtoltBC: Eh, rather not have anything to do with that scumsucker. He makes my head hurt.
:TristanBC: Oh? You know the Essks who is manning the stall?
:ZtoltBC: What? No? I mean… I’ve met him… her… them? I mean, there’s only one of them so… you know…
:TristanBC: …wait, how can there only be fucking one of them? Isn’t Essks a whole bloody species?
:ZtoltBC: Yes, but… you see… it’s… they experience time differently so… there’s billions of them, but all of them are… well… the same Essks, just… different times or something… as I said, they make my head hurt.
:TristanBC: Huh… are you… are you making all that up just to mess with me?
:ZtoltBC: What? Of course not? Why would I… eh, never mind. Let’s just order some food, alright? So… anything caught your eye or do you want me to choose?
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No. 982713 ID: b1b4f3

>>982712
>surströmming
Oh god why. That stuff is dangerous! You have to open it underwater or outdoors or else the smell can make an area uninhabitable for a long period of time. If you allow any of the liquid inside the can to land on the floor or god forbid on carpet then the area is a total loss. It's like a nonlethal terrorist weapon. Let's not linger near the stall that sells it since a single accident on their part would ruin the rest of the date. Though, I guess the stall owner must be a professional at handling it if it's on the menu. ...would it even ruin the date if some spilled? Raolmes like strong smells. It would be unpleasant for you, sure, but... Well, maybe you can ask the stall owner if any Raolmes have tried it. It's definitely got potential for success.
I feel like the Raolme focus on sanitation is why he doesn't like the idea of hot dogs. You can tell him the intestines are cleaned out and basically tasteless, it's just used for its stretchy qualities. Maybe that will help. I am interested to see if he'd like it, and I doubt that the surströmming comes as a full meal. Well, maybe it does. It's not like you're supposed to just eat the herring out of the tin, and the meat can be combined with things just like other fish.

Get the sweet curry meat sticks for yourself, and the soup as a side order if it comes in the size.

You should meet the Essks to satisfy your curiosity while browsing the stalls, and Ztolt can wait outside if he wants.
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No. 982716 ID: a38353

Time bullshit hurts to think about.

The curry sounds pretty good.
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No. 982717 ID: 9f00f4

Wait... so it's an individual that has fucking time-cloned themselves a billion times? Are they mad? Why would anyone do that? And doesn't time travel like that that break causality?! Holy shit, if people are fucking time traveling, is free will still a thing?
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No. 982718 ID: bb2f99

>>982712
What if you got Essks' food, but swapped meals?
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No. 982719 ID: 6baf97

Wait, did we skip something? Or is it just me? I feel like there must have been another update before this one.
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No. 982720 ID: 6baf97

>Essks
Are they like a hive mind?
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No. 982739 ID: 36784c

>>982712
We definitely need to get some ice cream!

>>982713
>Get the sweet curry meat sticks for yourself, and the soup as a side order if it comes in the size.
This.
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No. 982741 ID: 9c48ac

>>982718
If Essks can verify that the meals would be safe for each other, then yes, that sounds great. A surprise, but you know it's from the others culture.
How long is a year here, by the way?

Anyway, as far as alternatives...
I'm torn on the hot dog. If it's a good one then Ztolt should try it, but basic hot dogs can be fairly shitty and I don't want to turn him off sausages forever based on hot dogs.

Anyway, the curry stick is the safe (ish) option for you. But try either the algae soup or the mushroom stew as well.

>>982719
I think we just had a minor time skip past some less interesting parts.
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No. 982742 ID: 19d97f

Wouldn't that make Essks a true fourth dimensional being that flows forward in possible parallel universes as we do in time?

That means the meal Essks selected will be overwhelmingly meaningful for someone, as he literally hand picked the perfect one. For everyone else it will be a mere curiosity.

This is worth asking about. Ask if we were the ones that meal was initially intended for.
Don't worry about seeming strange or rude, Essks already expects it.
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No. 982743 ID: 36784c

>>982739
I just thought of a reason Ztolt wouldn’t like hot dogs: It’s another food that you eat with your hands.

He’s made it very clear with the hamburger earlier that he prefers eating with utensils so he doesn’t have to taste what his feet have been walking on. On top of that, I’m not sure if we’ll be able to find a fork and knife for him to use here and if we offer to hold it for him, there’s a bigger risk of him biting our hand by accident!

Maybe it would be better to wait on the hot dogs until some other time?
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No. 982752 ID: b1b4f3

Oh right. It just seems wrong to eat a hot dog with fork and knife so I guess let's not recommend that too strongly.
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No. 982753 ID: bb2f99

They probably have pigs-in-a-blanket that can be eaten off toothpicks, if utensils are an issue.
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No. 982755 ID: 36784c

>>982753
If they have that, then it would’ve been on the menu.
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No. 982765 ID: a9af05

>>982712
Get the sweet curry meat sticks and the soup, followed by some ice cream.
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No. 982792 ID: 2c5282
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982792

>Wait, did we skip something?
No? The two of you made a quick stop at your place, no one was home, Ztolt got out of that shirt of his, complained that your shower forced him to stand on his hind legs and that it was impossible for him to know how to get cold water, he dried off, the two of you headed to the festival and found the food tents, end of story.

>How long is a year here, by the way?
:ZtoltBC: A standard galactic year is 450 days. A planetary year is only about 94 days, but we don’t usually count that.
>Oh god why. That stuff is dangerous! You have to open it underwater or outdoors or else the smell can make an area uninhabitable for a long period of time.
:ZtoltBC: Really?
:TristanBC: If you allow any of the bloody liquid inside the can to land on the floor or the fucking carpet then the area is a complete shit show, mate. It's like a nonlethal terrorist weapon!
:ZtoltBC: Tris, are you just being overdramatic right now? Because that sounds like a hyperbole if I ever heard one.
:TristanBC: Seriously, it smell like ten thousands farts that’s been rotting in a can for a million years!
:ZtoltBC: Because I just looked it up and it doesn’t even reach mark 20 on the scent-o-meter.
:TristanBC: …scent-o-what now?
:ZtoltBC: If you want bad smells, start looking at things that nearer the 40 mark, because by the brine, it’s like getting acid foam in your snout!
:TristanBC: Whoa, that’s… wicked…

>I just thought of a reason Ztolt wouldn’t like hot dogs: It’s another food that you eat with your hands.
:ZtoltBC: What is it with your kind and eating with hands?
:TristanBC: It’s easy and doesn’t require utensils, alright?
:ZtoltBC: Still! Fuck! It’s… yucky!
>We definitely need to get some ice cream!
:TristanBC: As in… ICE… CREAM…
:ZtoltBC: Frozen lotion? That does make a lot more sense than screaming eyes, but still doesn’t really sound that appetizing. But sure, after we’ve had dinner we can go for some, as long as we buy some stink bugs rolled in brittlebark saliva.
:TristanBC: Err… sure…
:ZtoltBC: Those old timey candies are delicious, trust me.
>Get the sweet curry meat sticks for yourself, and the soup as a side order if it comes in the size.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… I guess I’ll get the same. Never tried Gartag food before… and some salty soup does sound nice right now.
:TristanBC: Then it’s a plan.

The two of you purchase a pair of “Sweet curry meat sticks with Gartag yogurt”, which apparently looks like a discolored freaking long arse chicken skewer covered with some kind of sticky, honey like sauce, as well as two cups of “Traditional Koye algae and plankton cocktail”, which looks like… green slime? Afterwards, you find a nice spot to sit down on to enjoy your meal.

>Wouldn't that make Essks a true fourth dimensional being that flows forward in possible parallel universes as we do in time?
:ZtoltBC: Fourth dimension? What does the fourth dimension have to do with any of this?
:TristanBC: Err… isn’t the fourth dimension time?
:ZtoltBC: What? No? Of course not. Time is the twenty-first dimension. I mean, are you implying my suitcase of holding back home is actually a time machine? Oh please…
:TristanBC: Oh… of course… twenty-first…
>That means the meal Essks selected will be overwhelmingly meaningful for someone, as he literally handpicked the perfect one. For everyone else it will be a mere curiosity.
:ZtoltBC: Eh… you don’t know the guy, I can tell you that. I just like to mess with people, really…
>Are they like a hive mind?
:ZtoltBC: No, it’s literally just one guy… or gal… or… I don’t know what the scumsucker actually is, but there’s only one of them that’s… well… at all times, so to speak.
>Wait... so it's an individual that has fucking time-cloned themselves a billion times?
:ZtoltBC: I don’t think they actually cloned themselves, but that they are indeed just a species that… experience time differently, but yes, they are supposedly billions of them out there, all over the galaxy.
>Are they mad?
:ZtoltBC: Yes?
>Why would anyone do that?
:ZtoltBC: As I said, I don’t think they did, they just… are?
>And doesn't time travel like that that break causality?! Holy shit, if people are fucking time traveling, is free will still a thing?
:ZtoltBC: Which is why I hate his guts! Just by existing he makes everything just so foaming fatalistic. I rather believe that we have a choice! A will of our own! The power to make our own decisions!
:TristanBC: Fuck yeah! We have the freedom to be whatever we fucking want! So fuck the time guy!
:ZtoltBC: Yeah! Fuck him!
:TristanBC: Freewill for everyone, be they arse or not!
:ZtoltBC: Though, seriously, don’t fuck the time guy, he knows all your secret.
:TristanBC: Oh…
>What if you got Essks' food, but swapped meals?
:ZtoltBC: They I would probably get sick because it wasn’t made for my consumption and you would be grossed out because it would probably still be moving.
:TristanBC: Oh… right…
>You should meet the Essks to satisfy your curiosity while browsing the stalls.
:ZtoltBC: Ugh… don’t. It’s not worth it. I promise.
:TristanBC: But-
:ZtoltBC: I PROMISE.
:TristanBC: Still…
:ZtoltBC: Ugh… if you really want too...

:ZtoltBC: Also, this meat stick was a bit too sweet for my taste…
:TristanBC: I really liked it. It’s taste a bit too much like dessert, but it’s still good.
:ZtoltBC: But the cocktail! Mmm… now this is the s-
:TristanBC: *Cough* Agh! Holy fuck, this shit is revolting! D-did they… did they just bloody scrape the bottom of a lake and serve it with freaking sea water or something!? It’s disgusting!
:ZtoltBC: But it’s so salty… mmm…
:TristanBC: Ugh… well… at least you liked it… I’m going to stick to the meat stick, thank you very much.
:ZtoltBC: Mmm… so… what’s the plan after dinner then?
:TristanBC: I don’t know… what do they have at this place anyway? I think I heard music when we arrived?
:ZtoltBC: They got traditional music, dance and the like, yes, but also board games and stuff to try out. Oh, and we can’t forget all kind of trinkets, games and old timely candy and stuff they sell. Afterwards, as it’s getting a bit late, I know this really nice spot in the park that’s right next to this place where we can round down the evening.
:TristanBC: That sounds lovely.
:ZtoltBC: But first, what do we do before that, hmm? I for one want to check out that surströmming you were talking about. It sounded intriguing.
:TristanBC: Really? Seriously?
:ZtoltBC: Yes, really! It sounds interesting, alright? Oh, and speaking of eating, are you going to finish that soup or…?
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No. 982794 ID: b1b4f3

>>982792
>music
Hey, yeah, let's try that. It didn't sound unpleasant for either of you. Not sure your dancing styles are compatible though.
>board games
That sounds cool too.
>surströmming
Yeah alright let's see how he likes it. You two have different tastes in food, that's for sure, but thankfully there's *some* overlap, as you thought that bug at lunch tasted fine. He can have the rest of your soup.
Ask him what things are past 20 on the scale, and what other scales there are for the various senses. Is there one for tastes, like salty and sour? Your culture has one for spicy, measured in Scoville units. Tell him about the spiciest peppers.

>frozen lotion?
Frozen milk. Sweet and creamy, with a wide variety of flavorings. ...wait, if he thought the meat sticks were too sweet he won't enjoy the ice cream, as ice cream is always sugary. So, a scoop for you, and some candied bugs for him, and you can like try a taste of eachothers' food if you're brave.
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No. 982800 ID: a38353

give him the soup.

well, surströmming and then look around i suppose, super curious about those board games.
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No. 982807 ID: 73300b

>>982794
> wait, if he thought the meat sticks were too sweet he won't enjoy the ice cream

He may not have been bothered by sweet, just sweet as an entree. We could find out if he likes the idea of sweet as a dessert.
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No. 982808 ID: 73300b

> board games

Do they have anything akin to a cross-species-compatible Twister? Or an equivalent game for generating amusing awkwardness and cute moments?
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No. 982837 ID: 66d80e

>>982792
If Ztolt says it's not worth it to meet the Essks, then trust him and don't go meet the Essks.

Go check out the surströmming because Ztolt really wants to and let him have the rest of your soup.

Let's go check out those games and trinkets he was talking about.

>stink bugs rolled in brittlebark saliva
That may not sound good to you, but it might taste really good! Give it a try!
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No. 982841 ID: 9c48ac

I'm always into board games, but I suspect it's not so much Tristan's jam. Still, it could be fun for a bit.

If this relationship is going to continue past the one date, it might be worthwhile to invest in some gloves for Ztolt so he can eat finger foods without having to put his feet directly on them.

Did you get enough to eat, Tristan? If not, you could try the mushroom stew when Ztolt gets his surstromming (or play it safe and have a hot dog, but where's the fun in that?)

(Just make sure you're holding your nose when he opens it.)
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No. 982862 ID: 6baf97

>Still! Fuck! It’s… yucky!
Yes, well, we don't walk in all fours! Our hands are always clean, they don't touch the ground. There's lots of food that are made to with our hands. We are just lazy like that.
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No. 982863 ID: 6baf97

>soup
Knok yourself out. Shit's nasty.

>surströmming?
Let's fucking do it.
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No. 982890 ID: f2320a

>>982713
ah that food is from my culture its not so bad and you are not supposed to eat the whole thing because stupid Americans eat the fish with the fin down
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No. 982892 ID: f2320a

>>982792
surströmming is quite good but its smells so bad its actually illegal and it can actually explode if you leave it alone
hmmm i wonder if they have lute fish its a dried fish that is so hard it can be used as a deadly weapon and it must be cooked and rehydrated for days before serving its actually cooked with so much salt that you must remove it too be edible

Preparation

Lutefisk (on the upper left side of the plate) served in a Norwegian restaurant with potatoes, mashed peas, and bacon

Norwegian Constitution Day dinner in Minnesota, with lutefisk, lefse, and meatballs

Lutefisk for sale in a Norwegian market
For it to become edible, Lutefisk must again be soaked in cold water. The first step is soaking for five to six days (with the water changed daily). The saturated lutefisk is then soaked in an unchanged solution of cold water and lye for an additional two days. The fish swells during this soaking, and its protein content decreases by more than 50 percent, producing a jelly-like consistency. When this treatment is finished, the fish (saturated with lye) is inedible with a pH of 11–12. To make the fish edible, a final treatment of yet another four to six days of soaking in cold water (also changed daily) is needed. The lutefisk is then ready to be cooked.[6][7]


Cooking pots at a church supper
Cooking
After the preparation, the lutefisk is saturated with water and must therefore be cooked extremely carefully so that it does not fall to pieces. To create a firm consistency in lutefisk, it is common to spread a layer of salt over the fish about half an hour before it is cooked. This will "release" some of the water in the fish meat. The salt must be rinsed off carefully before cooking. Lutefisk does not need additional water for the cooking; it is sufficient to place it in a pan, salt it, seal the lid tightly, and let it steam cook under a very low heat for 20–25 minutes. An alternative is to wrap in aluminium foil and bake at 225 °C (435 °F) for 40–50 minutes.[8]

Another option is to parboil lutefisk, wrapped in cheesecloth and gently boiled until tender. Lutefisk can also be boiled directly in a pan of water. Lutefisk may also be cooked in a microwave oven. The average cooking time is 8–10 minutes per whole fish (a package of two fish sides) at high power in a covered glass cooking dish, preferably made of heat-resistant glass. The cooking time will vary, depending upon the power of the microwave oven.[9]
>>982792
on the scent thing its actually not possible for it too smell worse like its not scientifically possible atleast for organic chemistry but atleast its not https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thioacetone
one drop is enough too make a place uninhabitable like one what when fucking around with soap and food flavorings its so bad people two hundred meters away in another building both sealed that they will puke from a drop on a carpet
also we describe the universe with 3 dimensions for symmetry and thats before going into the time warping effect of gravity.
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No. 982913 ID: 36784c

>>982892
Tristan isn’t gonna know all that!
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No. 982930 ID: b1b4f3

...well, I dunno about a full wikipedia article but Tristan might know some basic stuff about Lutefisk. If Ztolt likes salty foods, that's certainly one to try.
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No. 982948 ID: bb2f99

You're not going to kiss him if his breath stinks.
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No. 982954 ID: a9af05

>>982948
Don't be mean. If he wants to eat that stuff, then we shouldn't judge him for it and we shouldn't withhold kissing him either.
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>Lutefisk.
The fuck is a lutefisk? Why give a fish a lute when a kickass keytar is the real shit!

>If Ztolt says it's not worth it to meet the Essks, then trust him and don't go meet the Essks.
:ZtoltBC: If you’re really curios, you can go meet him when we’re not on a date. But trust me, it’s not worth wasting time on that scumsucker.
>We describe the universe with 3 dimensions for symmetry and that’s before going into the time warping effect of gravity.
:ZtoltBC: Indeed, most of us can only experience the usual 3 dimensions, but that doesn’t mean we can make the other dimensions our foam lickers for our own gains. For example, the ship you used to travel here actually uses the… err… I think it’s the 8th or 9th dimension? Anyhow, it uses it to basically make a short cut through space to cut down the travel time a few thousand times. After all, nothing can go faster than the speed of light. Oh, and for a more trivial example, I have a suitcase back home that uses the fourth dimension to fold into itself on the inside.
:TristanBC: I… folds? What?
:ZtoltBC: It’s twice as big on the inside compared to the outside, as it uses both surfaces simultaneously.
:TristanBC: That’s… but… how… I… my head hurt…
:ZtoltBC: You’ll get the hang of it.

>Give him the soup.
:TristanBC: Knock yourself out. Shit's nasty.
:ZtoltBC: It’s the shit, that’s what it is. The only thing that would make it better if there was knockout juice in it, eh?
:TristanBC: Booze might have made it bearable, yeah. Booze makes everything better, mate.
>You two have different tastes in food, that's for sure, but thankfully there's *some* overlap, as you thought that bug at lunch tasted fine.
:ZtoltBC: So far, the only thing I have against your cuisine is your lack of forks.
:TristanBC: Hey, we have fucking forks!
:ZtoltBC: Yet you seem reluctant to use the scumsuckers.
>If this relationship is going to continue past the one date, it might be worthwhile to invest in some gloves for Ztolt so he can eat finger foods without having to put his feet directly on them.
:ZtoltBC: Or I can just eat other food? Everything you eat isn’t finger food, right? If I went to a really posh and classy Burettian restaurant, would I be given utensils?
:TristanBC: Of course. I don’t think those wankers would even serve food you eat with your hands.
:ZtoltBC: Then we’re in agreement. Just treat me to some food you don’t have to handle with your hands and we’re good. By the eternal dark, it doesn’t even need to be proper utensils, it’s enough that you skewer the crap on a stick like this… Gartag whatever it is. Speaking of…

Ztolt opens his jaw wide and pushes the whole skewer down his maw. You can hear those teeth in his throat making short work of it as it barely takes a few seconds before he pulls the stick out again, licking it clean of the last few pieces of meat. He is very… efficient…

:ZtoltBC: There. All done. How about you Tris, still nibbling on the food, eh?
:TristanBC: Err… I’ll b-be done in a second, don’t worry.
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>Go check out the surströmming because Ztolt really wants to.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… maybe we can wait for a bit. After all, we just ate, didn’t we? Let’s let the taste of our recent catch savor for a bit before we try something else, hmm?
:TristanBC: I would rather get it over with, but sure…
>You're not going to kiss him if his breath stinks.
:ZtoltBC: Don’t worry, a true gentleman always carry with him some breath freshener.
>Ask him what things are past 20 on the scale, and what other scales there are for the various senses.
:ZtoltBC: Well… let’s see… we have stuff like [TNF!] and [TNF!]… and of course [TNF!]… but if we really want to go high on the scale, then we can’t forget the [TNF!], which is well known for outright melting steel by its smell alone! Darkness, I’m sure they have some smelling samples around here somewhere if you want to sniff some real brine.
:TristanBC: Okay, none of those thing translated well… and I’m pretty sure that last example is a hyperbole.
:ZtoltBC: Oh no, it’s classified as a terror weapon.
:TristanBC: But… how?
:ZtoltBC: It smells so bad the steel melt?
:TristanBC: It doesn’t work like that! Does it? Mate?
>Frozen milk. Sweet and creamy, with a wide variety of flavorings.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… it does sound interesting… but as I said with the… whatever it was called, the smelly thing… let’s savor our meal for a bit first. How about this, we just relax for half an hour and check some things out, then I’ll buy you some tasty old fashioned candy and you’ll buy me some of that ice lotion. Deal?
:TristanBC: Deal. And it’s cream, no lotion…
:ZtoltBC: …cream is a lotion?

>Do they have anything akin to a cross-species-compatible Twister? Or an equivalent game for generating amusing awkwardness and cute moments?
:ZtoltBC: Those are party games, Tris. You won’t find them here. No, they only got more… refined, more dignified board games of old here, the games that signify our cultural heritage.
:TristanBC: I’m pretty sure I saw a table for yu gi oh back there…
:ZtoltBC: Which I am sure is a dignified board game that has shaped your culture.
:TristanBC: Err… sure… for dorks, maybe… (Mel probably plays that stuff…)
>Board games could be fun for a bit.
:ZtoltBC: Oh! Is that… they have game of Flow here.
:TristanBC: Flow?
:ZtoltBC: It’s an old game that I haven’t played in ages! Gran gran loves this stuff… though honestly, I’ve never really had the patience to get good at. Shall we?
:TristanBC: Err… I don’t know… how? I mean… it looks kind of like chess but… with less pieces and… a weird playing field?
:ZtoltBC: I don’t know what chess is but… it’s simple, see… all you have to do is control the rivers here by using your foot-soldiers though to really make it count you need to use your monarch to-
:TristanBC: This is the monarch, right? The one with a fancy hat? So, I lose if he… dies?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, no, if he’s taken then one of your marquis becomes the monarch… or if you don’t have any of those left, one of your lesser nobles.
:TristanBC: So I lose if…?
:ZtoltBC: Well, if you lose control over eight of the rivers… or if you lose all your nobles. Foot-soldiers can’t become monarchs, so you can’t claim any new rivers but… um… this is more complex than I remember it being…
:TristanBC: Yeah… I still have no idea how to play this shit… you know, this isn’t what I expected when you said there was a festival…
:ZtoltBC: Oh? Then what did you expect?
:TristanBC: Shit ton of music, drugs and unprotected sex behind some incredibly unsafe machinery that’s not being supervised properly.
:ZtoltBC: …*Snrk* Yeah, right… really, Tris?
:TristanBC: Well, the music part, at least. I mean, I’ve done some sweet shit before, but never at a festival… and the sex… I’ve never… um…
:ZtoltBC: …never…?
:TristanBC: But I digress, I was expecting a bit more… living it up and not… old stuff… I mean, it’s not… bad, I guess?
:ZtoltBC: I for one like taking some time to appreciate the old things, ever so often. So, what do you say, do you want me to teach you to play flow by… well… playing a game? Or would you rather go listen to the music? I can’t offer you any illegal substances, but I can buy you some old fashioned candies. And… well… Iratherdoitinaproperbedbackatyourplacce… but first, a game of Flow? Eh?
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No. 983245 ID: a38353

Lets try a game, can't hurt.

try not to think about the last part of what Ztolt said, fail.
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No. 983247 ID: b1b4f3

Let's learn Flow. Hopefully none of Tristan's intermittent forgetfulness strikes here, but I guess he has the manual to refer to anyway.
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No. 983249 ID: 6e6f32

Cream is basically the concentrated brood nutriment of a couple of specific farm animals.
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No. 983250 ID: b1b4f3

>>983249
We can just say concentrated milk. Though that isn't quite right. It's the fatty part of the milk that gets separated before it's homogenized.
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No. 983252 ID: bb2f99

>Smell that melts steel
Melting steel requires heat, and most odorants don't have exothermic reactions that could supply enough. Corroding steel, on the other hand, is easy enough to do with plenty of odorants that contain sulfur. It'd take a lot of it to actually do noticeable damage, though.
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No. 983253 ID: b1b4f3

Yeah I'm assuming it's a chemical reaction type of "melt" and the stinkiness is mostly due to the unfortunate inhaler's nose being corroded as well.
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No. 983259 ID: 1473b9

>Iratherdoitinaproperbedbackatyourplacce
It's decided then!

Why is it so easy to understand quantum physics, but not ice cream? what kind of mad universe is this?!

>Flow?
I might as well try it. Who knows, maybe we get the hang of it... Unlike phisiscs.
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No. 983276 ID: 36784c

>>983242
>Iratherdoitinaproperbedbackatyourplacce
I’ll hold you to that!

>a game of Flow?
Sure, let’s try to play a game.
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No. 983300 ID: 864e49

>>983242
With all this talk of surströmming everyone's forgetting that it's not just the smell that makes it awful but the fact that it is mostly rotten fish.
If you want to get into more horrid shit there's Kiviak, Century eggs or Virgin boy eggs.

>>983242
>a game of Flow
Ya know what sure, maybe later we can both suffer through trying to teach you chess?

>Iratherdoitinaproperbedbackatyourplace
Hey sometimes sex in a back alley next to a dumpster is the best kind of sex.
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No. 983309 ID: a9af05

>>983242
Let's go with the flow of things and try to learn how to play Flow.
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No. 983357 ID: f2320a

>>983242
Okay first a cream is used as a word for thicker liquid sometimes used to describe lotions or ointments but my species have a few foods like whiped milk fat thats "whiped cream" its by incorporate tiny tiny bubbles making a foam there baseform is just a liquid then with violent but steady mechanical motion we mix it with the air using tools, (such as a bent spring thats put on a sideways hook with a little bend on the end, so it does not fly off that has a handle or other tools ect), the important thing is that we form a semi stable complex of bubbles using the surface tension of the liquid without mixing it too much and getting butter.
And The meaning of the name "ice cream" varies from one country to another. Terms such as "frozen custard," "frozen yogurt," "sorbet," "gelato," and others are used to distinguish different varieties and styles and it does not always need too be cows milk other versions can be made from, goat's or sheep's milk, or milk substitutes (e.g., soy, cashew, coconut, almond milk or tofu)
It can be flavoured using salt/coco/spice/vanilla/ect *cough*(weed). It can be made by whisking a flavored cream base and liquid Nitrogen together. Colorings are usually added, in addition to stabilizers. The mixture is stirred to incorporate air spaces and cooled below the freezing point of water to prevent detectable ice crystals from forming the more it melt the softer it gets malleable and refreezing it results in it getting more and more icy so no leaving it out too melt.

its usually just eaten on its own with a spoon(exactly as you wished) and it can contain everything from chunks of cockies, big crunchh sea salt crystals,chocolate, caramel,ect. Really anything you could want its even served with warm chocolate sauce or with warm fruit/berry pies and cobblers and this desert was invented before refrigeration so it was a treat only nobles ate with peasants cutting ice from lakes and rivers and mountain topd to be put in brickhouses insulated with straw.

It was then made such things as the pot-freezer method the Ice cream was made by hand in a large bowl placed inside a tub filled with ice and salt. temperature of the ingredients is cooled by the mixture of crushed ice and salt. The salt water is cooled by the ice, and the action of the salt on the ice causes it to (partially) melt, absorbing latent heat and bringing the mixture below the freezing point of pure water then came improvement like hand cranks to mix it.
But we have alot of diffrent ways to make it and now we dont need ice dragged down from mountain tops or collected before summer and there is thousands of variations i think some even elastic or solid block of juice its really any frozen treat.

Also you where not wrong with the scream thing a usual motto is "I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM"
>>983249 exactly this is such things as filtered blood the animal sweats out even if some do it in there throat and puke it up, some do it on a patch of skin or out of a swollen wart with engorged glands some even have a giant sack hanging from there lower body with 4 or 6 long tubes that get sucked.
>>983252
>>983253
Like i dont think it could even be called a smell would it not just be pure pain and every sensor malfunctioning if its not melted so fast nothing is felt.
>>983300 you are not right and also not wrong about the fish its "fermented"
>>983242
ITS TIME TOO FLOW!
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No. 983366 ID: 36784c

>>983357
Tristan isn’t gonna know all that!
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No. 983467 ID: f2320a

>>983366
Kinda want to see if i can give them a head ache of enlightenment
But to summarize its milk fat mixed with cold stuff hmm i think he would drink the salt water frpm the reaction
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>Try not to think about the last part of what Ztolt said, fail.
Your mind is now filled with thoughts about an adorable dapper snake cutie ravishing you all night long. It’s not that bad, actually.
>Hey sometimes sex in a back alley next to a dumpster is the best kind of sex.
Is it? You don’t know, as you don’t actually have experience in that apartment.

>I’ll hold you to that!
:ZtoltBC: …hold me to what?
:TristanBC: That last thing you said, handsome.
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Oh, that I promised you some old timey candy? Of course I’ll come through with that, Tris.
:TristanBC: I’ll also hold you to that as well.
>Let's go with the flow of things and try to learn how to play Flow.
:ZtoltBC: The easiest way to learn how to float is to experience the flow, Tris, so let’s play a game and I’ll explain the rules as we go. First off, this is your Monarch, and while they can only move one hex on land or two after a river, they are vitally important as they can capture the rivers that-

And the pieces on the board move around, until an endgame is reached…

:TristanBC: Ah HA! I got you surrounded! Now I’ll just need to hunt down your last Monarch and I’ll win!
:ZtoltBC: Heh, I’m surprised by how fast you managed catch on and I’m intrigued by your interesting strategy, but I’ll simply move over here and steal two of your rivers instead.
:TristanBC: Then I’ll simply take your last noble and… wait… I only got one river left…
:ZtoltBC: Indeed, I have control of nine rivers, which means I win. Good game, Tris.
:TristanBC: Well… fuck…
>Maybe later we can both suffer through trying to teach you chess?
:ZtoltBC: Are you really in the mood to play more of these old board games? Personally, I don’t really have the patience for this foam, at least not more than a game.
:TristanBC: Eh… you’re right. Maybe later?
:ZtoltBC: Later sounds fine.

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The “candy” crackle between your teeth, it’s consistency is quite jarring, but the sour taste remind you way to much of the candy you used to eat back home on weekends…

:ZtoltBC: You’re supposed to suck on them, Tris, not chew.
:TristanBC: Really? That does make more sense… how is the ice cream?
:ZtoltBC: It’s… remarkably tasty, actually… thought I’d prefer a bit of salt on it… and why is it so cold?
:TristanBC: Because it would melt otherwise, mate.
:ZtoltBC: What even is ice cream anyway?
>Cream is basically the concentrated brood nutriment of a couple of specific farm animals.
:ZtoltBC: …and what the fuck does that even mean… mate?
:TristanBC: Well… it’s from these farm animal, called cows, that have a giant sack hanging from between their legs with 4 long tubes that you suck out this white substance from and… err… you do something with it and freeze to make… ice cream?

Ztolt slowly stops licking his ice cream with a rather peculiar expression on his face.

:ZtoltBC: …you suck it out from… between their… legs?
:TristanBC: Yeah, that’s right, mate. Normally, it’s produced by the female cows to feed their young with, but we’ve bred them into producing way to much of the stuff, so we can fucking do a lot of shit on our own with it.
:ZtoltBC: Oh! Oh of course! So the male doesn’t… produce…?
:TristanBC: Huh? No, of course not. Only females produced milk.
:ZtoltBC: Ah, you had me worried there for a second. Then it is like the [TNF!] who produces a kind of honey to feed their larva, hmm?
:TristanBC: I suppose so, mate?
>Why is it so easy to understand quantum physics, but not ice cream?
:ZtoltBC: Because one I can buy at the store and the other is completely alien to me? Besides, I don’t know fuck all about quantum shit. All I know is that I have a suitcase that’s bigger on the inside than the outside because some brine brained scumsucker managed to fold the fourth dimension into the third or some shit.
:TristanBC: But… how!?
:ZtoltBC: How the fuck should I know!? I studied economics, damn it!
:TristanBC: You did? Shit mate, that’s kind of sweet.

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>With all this talk of surströmming everyone's forgetting that it's not just the smell that makes it awful but the fact that it is mostly rotten fish.
:ZtoltBC: They are actually "fermented", I asked.
:TristanBC: Rotten, fermented, same thing.
:ZtoltBC: You don’t know what rotten is until you’ve tried some Mrrgh cuisine. This brine isn’t even close to rotten.
:TristanBC: It’s still smell like it is… ugh…
:ZtoltBC: Besides, you can make a sandwich with rotten food.
:TristanBC: Ugh…
>Melting steel requires heat, and most odorants don't have exothermic reactions that could supply enough. Corroding steel, on the other hand...
:ZtoltBC: Corrode, melt, I know numbers, cutie, not chemistry. All I’ve heard is that foam smell so bad that peoples brain start to bleed or some shit, alright? It’s nothing like this sweet, briny little thing, because these smell really good, mmm.
:TristanBC: It’s stinks so bad I think I’m getting nauseated…
:ZtoltBC: It can’t be that bad, or you’d already left… and those Burettian serving these sandwiches doesn’t seem to mind either, so it can’t actually dangerous for you either.
:TristanBC: Ugh… well, it seems to be a hit with your kind, because this tent is crawling with Raolmes…
:ZtoltBC: I can understand why. Yum!

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:NonNH: -will bring you good luck and good health, young man. Only 30 credits!
:TristanBC: 30 credits? That’s really cheap, mate.
:ZtoltBC: That’s because it’s just a cheap piece of glass, Tris.
:NonNH: But it’s a very well cut piece of beautiful looking glass.
:ZtoltBC: But still glass. This is a market for odd baubles and trinkets, you’re not going to find anything really remarkable here.
:TristanBC: Still… it’s kind of cute looking.
:ZtoltBC: Well… if you want it, I might buy it for you…
:NonNH: If you buy now, I’ll sell it for only 25 credits! Just for you two young lovers!
:ZtoltBC: Did you hear that, Tris! The deal of a life time!
:TristanBC: *Snrk*
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No. 983470 ID: 2c5282
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983470

:ZtoltBC:
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC:
:TristanBC: …it’s really beautiful.
:ZtoltBC: It really is… the distant sound of the waterfall really synchronizes well with the light ruffle of the leaves here… not the mention the wind chimes… though it’s the stillness that really gets to me…
:TristanBC: …and the view is fucking sweet…
:ZtoltBC: What view?
:TristanBC: Huh? The view of the moon of course, mate?
:ZtoltBC: I’m blind, remember?
:TristanBC: Oh, right…
:ZtoltBC: Also, that’s no moon, it’s a space station. This planet doesn’t have a moon.
:TristanBC: It... is?
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No. 983472 ID: b1b4f3

>>983470
Is it really really big, or just in a low orbit? Huh, looks like a Flaûgnir is flying around out there. Hmm, you need to find out if anyone's at your apartment, and if they are you can arrange a timeframe to bring home your boyfriend.
Close your eyes and listen to the windchimes. Put your arm around him. When the mood is right, ask if he wants to come back to your place.
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No. 983473 ID: f778b3

>space station
Looks like a fucking Death Star. Kind of unnerving. Is it supposed to be so close?
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No. 983482 ID: a38353

hmm, we'll have to get Ztolt some seasalt icecream at some point bet he'd like that.

Right, enjoy the moment for a bit and then see if he wants to go back to your place.
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No. 983483 ID: 86aaf2

I always thought real space stations would end up being ring or tube shaped for the spin gravity, rather than sphere shaped. Most of our serious proposals, even the fanciful ones, didn't end up spherical; only the fictional ones were spheres. Why is it shaped like that?
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No. 983497 ID: 36784c

>>983470
>Also, that’s no moon, it’s a space station. This planet doesn’t have a moon.
Tell him about how that reminds you of a series of movies back on your planet. The bad guys had built it to blow up planets that didn’t join their space empire.

>>983472
>Close your eyes and listen to the windchimes. Put your arm around him. When the mood is right, ask if he wants to come back to your place.
Do this.
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No. 983503 ID: feecd8

>>983472
>Hmm, you need to find out if anyone's at your apartment, and if they are you can arrange a timeframe to bring home your boyfriend.
It's pretty late, so they might be home by now. But even if they are home, we could just get a hotel room and go there, since we can't go to Ztolt's home, since his sisters would be able to annoy us at his home.
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No. 983560 ID: 9c48ac

>>983497
And it kinda looks like that space station too, so you're honestly getting a bit unnerved right now.

You'll have to keep cuddling until you feel better ;)
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No. 983703 ID: 2c5282
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983703

>hmm, we'll have to get Ztolt some seasalt icecream at some point bet he'd like that.
:ZtoltBC: It has sea salt flavor as well? I’m fucking sold!
>Huh, looks like a Flaûgnir is flying around out there.
:ZtoltBC: There is? Heh, those scumsuckers are always spreading their wings up there. Not that I blame them, I would do the same if the brine had blessed me with wings.
:TristanBC: Hmm… I think someone is… riding them?
:ZtoltBC: Oh? Maybe it’s a date? I’ve heard that they like to fly with their partners… but if their partner doesn’t have wings, well…
:TristanBC: Maybe it is…

>That thing looks like a fucking Death Star.
:ZtoltBC: …a what?
:TristanBC: It’s… err… from a movie. Or a series of movies. The bad guy space imperium build a moon sized station that goes around and blow up the planets of those that doesn’t want to join.
:ZtoltBC: That doesn’t sound like a very clever long term plan. After all, you can’t conquer a planet you’ve blown up, can you?
:TristanBC: I think they just wanted to fuck up some planets so the others would be scared shitless and not resist, mate.
:ZtoltBC: Eh… that usually don’t work… as soon as you start going around blowing up planets your enemies will just build their own planet busters and retaliate.
:TristanBC: Well… in the movie they just blow it up and left it at that…
:ZtoltBC: …then build another one?
:TristanBC: That’s what they did, mate.
:ZtoltBC: See, this is why those one of a kind super weapons foam they have in movies doesn’t make any sense. You can just rebuild it, you know.
>It kinda looks like that space station too, so you're honestly getting a bit unnerved right now.
:ZtoltBC: Oh? I don’t really know what that thing look like, except for being a large gray ball, but I’m here with cuddles if it would make you feel better.
:TristanBC: Cuddles always makes me feel better, mate…
>Is it really really big, or just in a low orbit?
:ZtoltBC: It’s really close. I’ve heard that it’s surprisingly small, actually…
:TristanBC: It’s still look huge…
:ZtoltBC: It’s still big, yes, as it’s a giant hanger and constructor of spaceships. But it is in really low orbit, to make the transition into space easier for the ships.
>I always thought real space stations would end up being ring or tube shaped for the spin gravity, rather than sphere shaped.
:ZtoltBC: They do? Maybe they do?
:TristanBC: But why is it a sphere?
:ZtoltBC: …the fuck would I know, Tris? I can’t even see the foamy thing! Ask someone who has the brine to know about that kind of stuff…



>Close your eyes and listen to the windchimes.
You take a moment to listen to the music of the chimes, closing your eyes and focusing on the sounds around you. The gentle sound of wood hitting wood, the distant sound of a waterfall and even the sounds of the animal life around you, hiding in the ruffling leaves. But most importantly… the soft sound of purring, coming from Ztolt as he rubs his head against yours… his right hind claw scratching slightly against your seating… and his breathing...
>Put your arm around him.
As you let your arm fall on his shoulder and pull him slightly closer, he answer with embracing you with his tail as well.
>When the mood is right, ask if he wants to come back to your place.
…he’s going to ask soon… you can feel it…

:ZtoltBC:
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: …you know, I… I would ask you if you wanted too… well… go back to… my place for a cup of coffee but… well…
:TristanBC: No privacy?
:ZtoltBC: …so... um… may I… invite myself over to you for a… cup of coffee? If that’s fine?

>Hmm, you need to find out if anyone's at your apartment, and if they are you can arrange a timeframe to bring home your boyfriend.
Reed is working night, so you don’t have to worry about him. As for Mel, he usually lock himself up in his room with his games after dinner, though he wasn’t home when you were there earlier, so he might not even be home at all. Of course, the real fucking problem is the giant trash heap of a room you have, as you really didn’t expect things to go this well nor that he would want to come over to you place. This is a bit of a problem, because you haven’t cleaned that bloody place since… you… came here?
>We could just get a hotel room and go there.
…you don’t have the money for that… and Ztolt has already paid for so much already, so you’re starting feeling a bit bad about him forking over all this cash…

So… choices… Do you invite him back home and hope that none of your flat mates are there to ruin the mood nor that he won’t mind a bit of an unclean room. Or do you make him pay for a hotel room and feel bad about it… or… a third option would be to brave his place but… you’re not sure if he would want that… hmm… or do you ask for a coffee in the bushes over there? Heh…
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No. 983709 ID: b1b4f3

>>983703
>giant trash heap of a room
Oh, that could be a problem... depends on if he likes the smells involved. You can at least ask for a couple minutes to let you clean up a bit. I think he'd be understanding, he already knows you're poor by comparison.
Your place definitely seems like the best option. Even out here you have no privacy-- Zaliah has someone watching.
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No. 983710 ID: 894419

>>983709
More or less this, just warn him you're gonna take a moment to tidy up while the coffee brews. I'm sure he'll be cool with it.
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No. 983712 ID: 769526

I think the our best bet is make that coffee and tidy things up while we wait for it to be ready. If the coffee was a figurative speech, we'll... make it literal, at least for a little while.
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No. 983715 ID: 0d6409

Hotel and bushes sound like terrible ideas, seeing how lizzyboy reacted earlier when you were “joking”. Might not be an issue but both ideas are pretty trashy and he cares about a lil class, he’s already a bit uncomfortable as is. His place also sounds like it could easily be a disaster for him and I wouldn’t bet on getting any uninterrupted privacy.

Your place might be embarrassing for you but it’s the best option by far. No surprise sisters, no crystal clear implications like the hotel, at most he judges you for being lazy, way better than him thinking your the type of thirsty bitch eager to loose their V card romping in a bush on the first date.
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No. 983748 ID: 6e6f32

Invite him over, when you get there:
1)Put on coffee for the smell
2)Quick Tidy, You have until the pot is done
3)So, do you prefer your coffee before, or after?
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No. 983766 ID: e13b1d

>>983703
Let him come over. Don't let his status sway your decision, that's what he was worried about right? Just let you be you and him be him.
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No. 983803 ID: 2c5282
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983803

>Hotel and bushes sound like terrible ideas, seeing how lizzyboy reacted earlier when you were “joking”.
You’re fucking right. Ztolt does care a bit about things having a bit of bloody class… and the bushes especially is trashy as hell…
>His place also sounds like it could easily be a disaster for him and I wouldn’t bet on getting any uninterrupted privacy.
With our shitty luck, not only would those bitches that are his sisters barge in, but so would probably his mah and pah as well. That means his place is a no go unless you want a bunch of wankers with you in bed.
>Let him come over. Don't let his status sway your decision, that's what he was worried about right? Just let you be you and him be him.
It’s just… he’s so… rich and you’re… well… trash…
>No surprise sisters, no crystal clear implications like the hotel, at most he judges you for being lazy, way better than him thinking you’re the type of thirsty bitch eager to lose their V card romping in a bush on the first date.
…you’re right. You’re lazy, sure, but not some pervert. Well, not that much of a pervert. Anyway, home it fucking is.
>Even out here you have no privacy-- Zaliah has someone watching.
You know, when you mention it, you keep seeing this huge, black furred creature in this bloody butt-ugly orange suit everywhere… is that Zaliah’s goon?

>Just warn him you're gonna take a moment to tidy up while the coffee brews. I'm sure he'll be cool with it.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, it takes only a push of a button to brew a cup of coffee, Tris… are you really that fast of a cleaner?
:TristanBC: Well… err…
:ZtoltBC: Don’t worry about it, cutie. How about this, if you take some time to make things presentable, I’ll make the coffee?
:TristanBC: That sounds like a bloody swell plan, mate.

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:ZtoltBC: Ugh, why are all the counters so damn tall?
:TristanBC: Because it’s designed for tall gits like me, mate.
:ZtoltBC: And what is this? A pizza?
:TristanBC: Hey, that’s last night dinner. We brought with us a few frozen pizzas just in case, you know mate?
:ZtoltBC: *sniff*sniff* …what is this odd… fruit thingy on it?
:TristanBC: You mean the pineapple? You’ve never had pineapple on your pizza, mate?
:ZtoltBC: No… and it smells disgusting, I rather not. Ugh… it’s way too sweet…
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t bloody knock it until you try it, you git!
:ZtoltBC: Hiss… fruit on pizza… weirdest alien custom yet. The coffee is done, Tris, how are you doing?
:TristanBC: Just… just give me another minute, mate…
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No. 983804 ID: 2c5282
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983804

And then the two of you find yourself on your bed… drinking coffee…

:ZtoltBC: ...so… nice place you got.
:TristanBC: Well… it’s not really ours, you know…
:ZtoltBC: I guess… though, I have to say, I’m not used to the bed being so… tall… or small for that matter…
:TristanBC: Oh… I’m fucking sorry, mate, but I wasn’t expecting… well… this?
:ZtoltBC: No need to be sorry, cutie…
:TristanBC: …*Sip*
:ZtoltBC: *Sip*
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: …you know I… I’ve never had coffee with another man before.
:TristanBC: That makes two of us… in fact, I’ve never had coffee with anyone before.
:ZtoltBC: What? Really?
:TristanBC: I mean, I’ve had… oral coffee… with both ladies and a man but… well… I did manage to get inside the coffee and… wait… I think the bloody metaphor went for a wank…
:ZtoltBC: …but you didn’t finish your coffee?
:TristanBC: Her boyfriend came home, whom I didn’t know she had just so you know, and… well… I got my ass kicked and ended up thrown into a trash container by the git.
:ZtoltBC: Huff… that’s rough, Tris, though fuck those two scumsuckers, someone as briny as you deserve something better than that eternal dark.
:TristanBC: Heh, thanks…
:ZtoltBC: …well… I… you know, I don’t think I’ve ever had actual coffee after asking someone to come back for “coffee” either…
:TristanBC: Really?
:ZtoltBC: Nor do I ever had coffee in someone’s else’s bed, either, now that I think about it.
:TristanBC: A lot of first tonight then…
:ZtoltBC: Yeah…
:TristanBC:
:ZtoltBC: …*sip*
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No. 983805 ID: e8bee9

Give him a little snuggle back.
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No. 983806 ID: ae4393

Break some of that tension by playing him some of your sweet music as you two share the bed.
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No. 983807 ID: b1b4f3

>>983804
Why don't you take off that hat and put your coffee down, then see about getting a kiss. Makeouts while undressing eachother is a pretty good way to start getting into the heavy stuff.
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No. 983813 ID: bb2f99

>>983804
>Wearing hats indoors
You guys aren't going to bang if you're dressed like you're still out in public. Lose the hat, tie, earrings, and coat.

I really hope you at least took your shoes off.
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No. 983830 ID: f28519

hat off, start snuggling, see where it goes.
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No. 983832 ID: 36784c

>>983804
Didn’t Ztolt mention tail holding being a sign of affection or something like that earlier? Because right now he’s holding you with his tail. Why don’t you try putting your tail around him?

>>983807
This.
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No. 983833 ID: 74665e

"You know, Zolt, despite all the unfortunate events that happened today, i had a blast. You are a really sweet and honest guy. And that is something really hard to come by, like in my little story just now. And i appreciate the fact that you were honest, that you were yourself. I know this is sappy and perhaps it's a wierd time to say this, but i really wanted to let you know, mate. I like you a lot, handsome."

Snuggle snuggle~
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No. 983849 ID: a9af05

>>983832
This
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No. 983904 ID: f2320a

>>983833
Too much wordy word cuddle action is louder then words
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No. 983909 ID: e13b1d

>>983806
Just keep it to gentle notes at first. High pitched noises seem the most likely to set off his sensitive hearing.
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No. 984044 ID: 2c5282
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984044

>You guys aren't going to bang if you're dressed like you're still out in public. Lose the hat, tie, earrings, and coat.
Hey, Ztolt gave me his sweet hat to wear when we got here… and removing clothes is usually something you do together, with each other. Taking off the earring might be for the bloody best though… though his bowtie stays on! He’s so going to fuck the shit out of you while wearing that cute thing.
>Didn’t Ztolt mention tail holding being a sign of affection or something like that earlier? Because right now he’s holding you with his tail. Why don’t you try putting your tail around him?
The main problems is that your tail is neither long enough or agile enough to do so… not to mention it’s currently being squashed under his freaking huge tail right now as well.

>Give him a little snuggle back.
After putting his hat and your earring away, you lean over to him and kiss his cheek.
:TristanBC: You know Ztolt… despite all that happened today, I still had a fucking sweet time.
You tell him this while your hands move up his body, exploring it slightly before reaching their destination atop of his shoulders, all the while you punctuate your sentence with another kiss slightly lower, at the top of his neck.
:TristanBC: You’re a really nice and honest guy… which is really hard to come by…
Another kiss, this one a bit longer, just a bit lower… while your hands starts to undress him, removing his suit…
:TristanBC: And I appreciate the fact that you were… well… you… and you let me be me today…
While he listens, he can’t help himself to return the favor. He practically rips off your jacket as you kiss his neck once again, having moved down even further.
:TristanBC: But I really wanted to let you know, mate… that I bloody like you a lot, handsome.
:ZtoltBC: I love you to Tris…
:TristanBC: Oh?
:ZtoltBC: Not shut that foam filled scumsucker of yours and kiss me, you cute bastard!
The two of you kiss as you embrace each other, his hind leg going crazy with excitement.

>Break some of that tension by playing him some of your sweet music as you two share the bed.
:ZtoltBC: While I’m all for mood music and scents, wouldn’t playing that instrument of yours take up both your hands, meaning that you wouldn’t be able to snuggle with me?
:TristanBC: …shit, you’re right… then how about I just it on the music player and-
:ZtoltBC: Or we can just make our own sweet music and scents… together?
:TristanBC: Heh, yeah, that’s probably a better idea.

>Makeouts while undressing eachother is a pretty good way to start getting into the heavy stuff.
As you let your tongues play with each other, you start to fiddle with his pants while listening to him purr underneath you, and while he tries to keep up he isn’t able to open up your shirt completely before you break off the kiss and pull off the last of his clothes completely.
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No. 984045 ID: 2c5282
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984045

As soon as they are freed from their prison, two worm like things burst out from between his legs, moving around slightly as if they were looking for something. Then suddenly, one of them opens up their tips, as if it was a jaw and… bites your nose?

:ZtoltBC: …is something wrong?
:TristanBC: It’s just not… w-what I was expecting? The two of them are moving and… trying to bite me?
:ZtoltBC: That just means that they like you~
:TristanBC: …w-wait, they? What do you mean by-
:ZtoltBC: Or I’m just really horny and you’re the closes thing to rub myself against.
:TristanBC: Oh…

So… that’s his… you’re not sure what you were expecting, but not this?
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No. 984046 ID: e8bee9

>>984045
tongue time
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No. 984047 ID: 74665e

Ohhh so that what he meant when he mentioned about the knots and what not. NIce~
Just imagine those little fellas nipping at you dong.
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No. 984048 ID: 36784c

>>984045
Tristan, you’re a huge xenophile. Earlier you saw Ztolt’s teeth and you got so turned on that your dick almost ripped through your pants! And now you’re looking at his dicks. You should be getting turned the fuck on right now!

Don’t keep him waiting, start sucking those dicks!
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No. 984049 ID: a38353

slurp them noodles.
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No. 984050 ID: b1b4f3

>>984045
Touch them.
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No. 984058 ID: a9af05

>>984045
Start sucking those dicks!
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No. 984059 ID: b1b4f3

Oh, hang on, if Tristan is gonna suck some dick he needs to start slow and get used to keeping his teeth out of the way. This is his first time trying it.
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No. 984098 ID: 19da02

Tie them in a bow
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No. 984099 ID: 129fef

>>984098
No! That is the one thing we are not to do!
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No. 984100 ID: a9af05

>>984098
Do not do that!
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No. 984109 ID: e13b1d

Tell him that if you manage to deepthroat these, please don't grab your uvula with his peni it would get very messy.
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No. 984120 ID: f8fa51

Let's take this slow to start. I'd normally consider that good advice even when you aren't dealing with entirely alien anatomy, but in this case you really have no idea how sensitive different parts of his body are. Gently play with one with a hand and try licking the other, again gently. Use your remaining hand to explore his body further.
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No. 984158 ID: 9c48ac

Don't forget to let him have a look at your equipment too.. although I imagine he's already got revealing that well in foot.
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No. 984181 ID: f2320a

can his dick suck our dick? would they suck at our huge canines or vulva if we try to suck them?
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No. 984185 ID: 86aaf2

>>984181

Whew! You are so excited and nervous you can't help but think how similar 'uvula' and 'or vulva' are. Best not share how your mind gets distracted at these times!
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No. 984218 ID: f2320a

>>984185
i am fascinated to see how the female genitals would even look like to need something like these appendages to reproduce
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No. 985307 ID: 2c5282
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985307

>Tristan, you’re a huge xenophile.
It’s not that you’re freaking horny as fuck right now, you simply don’t have any bloody experience dealing with… worm cocks?
>Ohhh so that what he meant when he mentioned about the knots and what not. Nice~
They are both interesting and alluring, yeah, but you can’t help but worry that you might hurt the bastard if you aren’t careful.
>Tie them in a bow.
…tempting but… nah, mate, not happening. You’re not that fucking whack right now.
>if Tristan is gonna suck some dick he needs to start slow and get used to keeping his teeth out of the way. This is his first time trying it.
You’ve sucked cock before, just not alien cock. Still, taking this shit slowly does sound like a plan, just to be safe.

>Slurp them noodles.
Carefully taking a lick on one of the slithering beasts, you fill your senses with the taste of… lemon? Lime? It’s kind of sour but… not to sour? And it feels like licking leather? It’s an very odd sensation…
:ZtoltBC: No need to be that careful, Tris, they are quite hardy.
:TristanBC: Really? I’m just afraid I’m my hurt you with my sharp canines.
:ZtoltBC: Cutie, we have large maws filled with fangs, they are made to handle a scratch or two. Just don’t… ah… bite…
:TristanBC: Obviously…
>Can his dick suck our dick?
:ZtoltBC: What? Why would… those scumscukers can’t actually… you know… suck.
:TristanBC: …then why do they open up like that?
:ZtoltBC: ...so they can open up inside the female to both make sure the seed stays in and that no other gents manage to spoil the brine. Gah, this isn’t really the time for those kinds of lessons.
:TristanBC: Hey, I need to fucking know what I’m getting into, mate.
>Don't forget to let him have a look at your equipment too… although I imagine he's already got revealing that well in foot.
He’s actually a lot more interested in your arse, kneading and squeezing it as soon as he gets your pants off.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, I have to say, I really love your cute butt…
:TristanBC: Err… quick question, am I supposed to suck both of these bloody things or just one at a time or… um… which one is fucking first?
:ZtoltBC: Hehe… just pick one, Tris, whichever you want.
One of his cocks presses itself against your lips and you let it slide into your waiting mouth. It’s a bit odd, as it moves around your maw, rubbing itself against everything it can find, making it hard for you to really play around with it with your tongue.
:ZtoltBC: Because the other one is going up this cute little butt!
:TristanBC: Mff?
:ZtoltBC: I m-mean… err.. i-if t-that’s alright with you…
:TristanBC: Mff.
:ZtoltBC: Because I r-really want to mount you r-right now… if I… um… may?
:TristanBC: Mff…
:ZtoltBC: And Tris, don’t speak with your mouth full, it’s rude.
:TristanBC: Smlly
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No. 985309 ID: b1b4f3

>>985307
Hell yeah let's get this started.
You need any lube?
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No. 985312 ID: 4854ef

Show off. It's quite clear what he likes at this point, and it's amusing to see how much he's interested in your keister.
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No. 985313 ID: 36784c

>>985307
Take his dick out of your mouth and tell him that yes he’s allowed to mount you.
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No. 985314 ID: f39ded

>And Tris, don’t speak with your mouth full, it’s rude.
Oh? And what are you going to do about it?
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No. 985321 ID: a38353

He wants the butt, let him have the butt.
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No. 985324 ID: b1b4f3

Hmm, I wonder if both of them would fit comfortably in your butt?
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No. 985342 ID: a9af05

>>985307
Tell him that he's gotta let you lube up his dicks, then he can stick both of them in your butt!
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No. 985349 ID: e13b1d

>>985307
It can stretch far enough to go in both ends at once? That's fuckin' hot.
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No. 985967 ID: f2320a

>>985307
They are both quite small so both will probably work
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No. 986753 ID: f2320a

>>985307
So um wait is he going to switch dicks and fuck us in the ass or is he somehow going to use both dicks at the sametime wait is it like a long dolphin dick? Prehensile but a arm you do other things with?
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No. 994320 ID: 2c5282
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994320

>Show off. It's quite clear what he likes at this point, and it's amusing to see how much he's interested in your keister.
Trying your best to get your bum as high as possible, you sway it side to side as if you were trying to hypnotize him. It seemingly works, as you watch his head slither back and forth at the same speed as your rump, like a snake following a charmer’s flute. Though his head moment doesn’t stop him from squeezing your butt again and again, playing with it with his claws.
>He wants the butt, let him have the butt.
:TristanBC: Mff!
:ZtoltBC: Tris, mate, seriously…
:TristanBC: Srrm…
>Take his dick out of your mouth and tell him that yes he’s allowed to mount you.
:TristanBC: Why, mate, would I ever say no to a handsome lad who wants to make me his?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, really? Are you sure?
You wiggle your ass for him as an answer.
:ZtoltBC: I’ll take that as a yes then, heh.

>Wait is it like a long dolphin dick? Prehensile? Can you do other things with?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Oh, yes, these scum suckers are indeed prehensile… though they can’t really grab anything, as they don’t have any real grip in them.
:TristanBC: Now I understand how you can accidently tie them into a knot.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, yeah… it’s not very pleasant, I tell you that.
:TristanBC: So… can they stretch far enough to go in both ends at once or did you mean... um…
:ZtoltBC: What? How would they… of course they can’t stretch like that, the very idea is just foam, Tris. No, what I meant is… well, I want to please them both so… one get sucked, and get to hump that briny ass of yours?
:TristanBC: Oh.

>Tell him that he's gotta let you lube up his dicks, then he can stick both of them in your butt!
They are both quite small so both will probably work.
:ZtoltBC: Small!?
:TristanBC: I mean… compared to me… and I’m not even that big, mate.
:ZtoltBC: You’re fucking huge! You darn aliens with your huge dicks, stealing our gals, hehe…
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sell yourself short, mate, you got two of the buggers, don’t ya?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, true…
:TristanBC: Now, are you going to fucking mount me or not, handsome?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, don’t you worry, Tris, I hate to keep a cute guy like you waiting.

He grips your shoulders and position himself behind you, but the thrust you’re expecting never comes. Instead, he simply stand still and let’s his members nuzzle your backside, searching for a way in. As the first one finds its way, you gasps softly as it easily slips inside, and soon it is followed by its brother.

:ZtoltBC: Nngg… fuck, mate…
:TristanBC: Mmm… I know…
:ZtoltBC: Ah… ah… you’re cute bum is… ah… the fucking brainiest, tightest little thing I’ve ever had…
:TristanBC: Heh… and you’re the… mmm… biggest, most handsome one I’ve had…
:ZtoltBC: …d-didn’t you say… ah… I was your first?
:TristanBC: Exactly~
:ZtoltBC: Heh…

And then, without a word, he reposition himself, wiggling his hips slightly as he does you, before he start humping you. Starting off at a slow pace, he takes his time to grind against you and really enjoy the feeling off filling out your rump completely. As he continues to his thrusting, you feel him lie down on top of you, matching the middle of his tummy with the center of your back as if he’s trying to become one with you… and then his head comes in to view as he licks your cheek. With his head resting on top of yours, his whole body lying on your back, he continue with his slow pace, letting you know that he has all the time in the world to be with you… and only you. You’re not just fucking anymore… but making love… like real mates…

:ZtoltBC: Ngg… y-you’re so fucking cute…
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No. 994321 ID: 2c5282
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994321

After what feels like an eternity of bliss between the two of you, he finally picks up the pace and start to thrust into you more eagerly. Still keeping a steady rhythm, he pounds your cute little tush over and over again, pushing his twin members deeper and deeper into you. Soon enough it becomes clear that he’s getting close, as his earlier perfect rhythm start to falter, making his slip up every so often and forcing him to stop for but a moment to readjust his hips. Then, after gripping your shoulders even tighter and readjusting himself one last time, he slam into you while pressing you backwards, as if he’s trying to push himself as deep as possible into you. You feel his whole body shake as the his very skin ripping apart fills the room, making room for some wicked looking talons and spines, all the while his whole head splits open to reveal a gigantic maw locked in a snarl.

:ZtoltBC: _______________________

It takes you a moment before you realize what’s he’s doing is screeching on the top of his lungs, his whole chest vibrating as he emits a sound that’s to high-pitched for you to hear. But your attention is drawn further back as you feel something else enter your behind. Two small spheres, no bigger than a ping-ping ball, slowly slides through each of his cocks, pressing their way into your inmost depths and splattering into liquid as soon as they leave the heads of his dicks. But the thing that takes you by surprise is the cold, as you can’t help but arc your back and shiver as his-

[Tristan Dowe Fertility has been changed to: [/spoiler]Pregnant[color=green]]

:TristanBC: Wait, WHAT!?
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Is something wrong?

[Achievements unlocked!]
One Shot, One kid
Make a baby on your first lay.
Infested
Let an weird alien life form put babies inside you.
Alien from Uranus
Get “probed” by an alien.
Knight outside his shining armor
Be impregnated by Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second.
Sword training with the knight
Lose your virginity to Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second.
Become one with the family
Impregnate / be impregnated by someone in the Xai family.
Certified man
Take a another bro’s cock up your butt, like a real man.

:TristanBC: No, no, stop the achievements! What was that about me being pregnant?
:ZtoltBC: When a man and man love each other very much, one man might just put a baby in the other man’s butt.

Mission Completed!
Tristan Dowe has been impregnated!

:TristanBC: That’s not how it works, mate! You can’t make butt babies!
:ZtoltBC: Of course you can, Tris. Didn’t you read up about Raolme’s and butt babies?s

Sperms fired: 725 million = 7.250p
Combo bonus: 2.000p
Weird alien babies made: (1/1) = 100.000p
Posteriors pounded: 25.000
Tummies filled: 0p
Tits signed: 0p

Total score: 132.250p
NEW HIGH SCORE!

:TristanBC: No! Stop this high score nonsense! I’m not going to have a butt baby!
:ZtoltBC: No need to worry, Tris, that scum sucker inside your butt usually only stay there for about a month before it burst out from your chest.
:TristanBC: WHAT!?
:ZtoltBC: Of course, you’ll already be in the endless dark by then, because it will eat your heart for nourishment first.
:TristanBC: It’s going to do WHAT!? You’re joking, right!? I didn’t sign up to this shit, mate!
:ZtoltBC: Yes you did? Didn’t you read the fucking waiver before you signed it?
:TristanBC: Huh!? What waiver!?
:ZtoltBC: Hey, stop foaming , Tristan, I think you’ll make a real brine encrusted dad!
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No. 994325 ID: b1b4f3

>>994321
Ok but what actually happened though
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No. 994326 ID: 5cc67d

Ok that is enough you cheeky bastard! Start explaining now or i am going to rough YOUR ass for a change, see if you like ass babys yourself!
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No. 994328 ID: f28519

this is an April fools bit isn't it, dang and here i was excited for an update.
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No. 994496 ID: 2c5282
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994496

:ZtoltBC: What do you mean we got the wrong script?
:TristanBC: That we got the wrong script, mate. The script we just played out is for the wankers in the other studio. Heck, the bloody thing even has the wrong name on it, silly.
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Really?
:TristanBC: Yeah, in BOLD, HUGE LETTERS.
:ZtoltBC: Hey, you scum sucker, I’m fucking blind, remember? It’s not my fault that they don’t print the cover with text I can actually see.
:TristanBC: Couldn’t you just ask someone if it was the right script then, Ztolt?
:ZtoltBC: Eh… heh… err… I mean… I could, yes, but… my apologies, I’m just a bit nervous I guess? I’m… I’m not used to film scenes like this… you know… naked ones… with a lot of… hugging…
:TristanBC: No sweat, mate, you get used to it. Besides, you’re wearing a lot more clothes than I’m doing, aren’t you?
:ZtoltBC: Okay, first off, only wearing a bow tie is pretty much the same as being freaking naked. Second, It’s you’re nudity that’s making me nervous, what with you swinging that huge thing around without a care in the world and… *cough* thirdly, I’m not gay, so this scene is a bit awkward for me.
:TristanBC: Pff, could have fooled me with how eager you were to pound my cute butt, mate.
:ZtoltBC: …it is a cute butt, yeah…

April fools! (Even though I didn’t fool anyone, probably)
>Ok but what actually happened though.
If you really want to know, then… well…
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No. 994497 ID: 2c5282
File 161740187168.png - (114.61KB , 700x550 , 93B.png )
994497

>Show off. It's quite clear what he likes at this point, and it's amusing to see how much he's interested in your keister.
Trying your best to get your bum as high as possible, you sway it side to side as if you were trying to hypnotize him. It seemingly works, as you watch his head slither back and forth at the same speed as your rump, like a snake following a charmer’s flute. Though his head moment doesn’t stop him from squeezing your butt again and again, playing with it with his claws.
>He wants the butt, let him have the butt.
:TristanBC: Mff!
:ZtoltBC: Tris, mate, seriously…
:TristanBC: Srrm…
>Take his dick out of your mouth and tell him that yes he’s allowed to mount you.
:TristanBC: Why, mate, would I ever say no to a handsome lad who wants to make me his?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, really? Are you sure?
You wiggle your ass for him as an answer.
:ZtoltBC: I’ll take that as a yes then, heh.

>Wait is it like a long dolphin dick? Prehensile? Can you do other things with?
:ZtoltBC: Hmm? Oh, yes, these scum suckers are indeed prehensile… though they can’t really grab anything, as they don’t have any real grip in them.
:TristanBC: Now I understand how you can accidently tie them into a knot.
:ZtoltBC: Heh, yeah… it’s not very pleasant, I tell you that.
:TristanBC: So… can they stretch far enough to go in both ends at once or did you mean... um…
:ZtoltBC: What? How would they… of course they can’t stretch like that, the very idea is just foam, Tris. No, what I meant is… well, I want to please them both so… one get sucked, and get to hump that briny ass of yours?
:TristanBC: Oh.

>Tell him that he's gotta let you lube up his dicks, then he can stick both of them in your butt!
They are both quite small so both will probably work.
:ZtoltBC: Small!?
:TristanBC: I mean… compared to me… and I’m not even that big, mate.
:ZtoltBC: You’re fucking huge! You darn aliens with your huge dicks, stealing our gals, hehe…
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sell yourself short, mate, you got two of the buggers, don’t ya?
:ZtoltBC: Heh, true…
:TristanBC: Now, are you going to fucking mount me or not, handsome?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, don’t you worry, Tris, I hate to keep a cute guy like you waiting.

He grips your shoulders and position himself behind you, but the thrust you’re expecting never comes. Instead, he simply stand still and let’s his members nuzzle your backside, searching for a way in. As the first one finds its way, you gasps softly as it easily slips inside, and soon it is followed by its brother.

:ZtoltBC: Nngg… fuck, mate…
:TristanBC: Mmm… I know…
:ZtoltBC: Ah… ah… you’re cute bum is… ah… the fucking brainiest, tightest little thing I’ve ever had…
:TristanBC: Heh… and you’re the… mmm… biggest, most handsome one I’ve had…
:ZtoltBC: …d-didn’t you say… ah… I was your first?
:TristanBC: Exactly~
:ZtoltBC: Heh…

And then, without a word, he reposition himself, wiggling his hips slightly as he does you, before he start humping you. Starting off at a slow pace, he takes his time to grind against you and really enjoy the feeling off filling out your rump completely. As he continues to his thrusting, you feel him lie down on top of you, matching the middle of his tummy with the center of your back as if he’s trying to become one with you… and then his head comes in to view as he licks your cheek. With his head resting on top of yours, his whole body lying on your back, he continue with his slow pace, letting you know that he has all the time in the world to be with you… and only you. You’re not just fucking anymore… but making love… like real mates…

:ZtoltBC: Ngg… y-you’re so fucking cute…
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No. 994498 ID: 2c5282
File 161740188344.png - (105.28KB , 700x550 , 94b.png )
994498

After what feels like an eternity of bliss between the two of you, he finally picks up the pace and start to thrust into you more eagerly. Still keeping a steady rhythm, he pounds your cute little tush over and over again, pushing his twin members deeper and deeper into you. Soon enough it becomes clear that he’s getting close, as his earlier perfect rhythm start to falter, making his slip up every so often and forcing him to stop for but a moment to readjust his hips. Then, after gripping your shoulders even tighter and readjusting himself one last time, he slam into you while pressing you backwards, as if he’s trying to push himself as deep as possible into you. You feel his whole body shake as the his very skin ripping apart fills the room, making room for some wicked looking talons and spines, all the while his whole head splits open to reveal a gigantic maw locked in a snarl.

:ZtoltBC: _______________________

It takes you a moment before you realize what’s he’s doing is screeching on the top of his lungs, his whole chest vibrating as he emits a sound that’s to high-pitched for you to hear. But your attention is drawn further back as you feel something else enter your behind. Two small spheres, no bigger than a ping-ping ball, slowly slides through each of his cocks, pressing their way into your inmost depths and splattering into liquid as soon as they leave the heads of his dicks. But the thing that takes you by surprise is the cold, as you can’t help but arc your back and shiver as his icy nectar fills you completely, all the while you feel him growing inside you, his lower heads seemingly swelling. Then his whole body shudders and collapses on top of you, signaling the end of your little romp.

:ZtoltBC: *Hiss*
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No. 994499 ID: 2c5282
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994499

For the next minute or two, you just lay there in silence, enjoying the feeling of his body lying on top of yours, feeling his chest move as it breathes and… you are not sure, but you think you can feel his whole body beat like a heart in love? Though even paradise can’t last forever, as Ztolt reluctantly lifts his body away from yours and turns around, his dicks still stuck inside you. Taking a new grip of your rump, he start to pull out… or at least, he tries to, as the swelling you felt earlier doesn’t let him do so. He tugs a few times, doing his best to get lose and even changing position before trying again, but in the end he have to admit defeat.

:ZtoltBC: Oh… foamy scum…
:TristanBC: Is something wrong?
:ZtoltBC: Err… well… I… I appear to be stuck?
:TristanBC: …this isn’t normal?
:ZtoltBC: Well… yes… it’s… it can happen if the gentleman really like the lad he’s… you know… but… um… the knotting usually don’t last this long?
:TristanBC: But you’ll shrink, right?
:ZtoltBC: I… I… um… this is embarrassing, but I may just have… gotten stuck in such a way that I can’t… shrink?
:TristanBC: …what do you mean?
:ZtoltBC: I’m stuck and I don’t think I’ll get unstuck by myself.
:TristanBC: Oh… bollocks…
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No. 994502 ID: cdabe3

Well these things happen sometimes in the realm of interalien lovemaking, just need to make a quick internet search for information on it and contact a nurse if need be.

And maybe cuddle a bit while you do that :3
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No. 994503 ID: b1b4f3

>>994499
Sigh, time to consult the internet. I'm sure this is an issue that has been brought up on Raolme medical inquiry sites.
Did you get off from that? Or do you need to give yourself a little help?
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No. 994505 ID: bc11b8

Try pulling out for five or ten seconds at a time, then relax ten seconds, then try again. Loosen up and push in time with his efforts; it'll be a joint op!
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No. 994509 ID: 4854ef

The power of more lube will solve this!
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No. 994511 ID: f9464a

>>994499
If all else fails, you can always try and think thoughts that will turn him off.
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No. 994512 ID: e13b1d

>>994511
I think he means he got stuck in a way that means he can't stop being erect. Like with a cock ring.

>>994499
Tell him to apply some more lubrication while you look up solutions online.
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No. 994527 ID: f28519

well, relax, and apply more lube.
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No. 994528 ID: b1b4f3

Well if he's still hard, maybe he can keep going?
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No. 994531 ID: 5cc67d

So you are saying that i got you so excited that you can't pull out? My, you sir are flattering me.
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No. 994598 ID: f2320a

>>994499
Do we have any lube? Do we have any butter or cooking oil in the fridge we can use
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No. 994979 ID: 2c5282
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994979

>Did you get off from that? Or do you need to give yourself a little help?
You didn’t, but don’t worry about it, mate. You’re just happy that Ztolt is happy.

>So you are saying that i got you so excited that you can't pull out? My, you sir are flattering me.
:ZtoltBC: I’ve already told you, Tris, more than once. Your cute little tush is driving me wild! And hearing those cute squeaks each time I… I was barely able to contain myself. You’re just so foaming cute!
:TristanBC: Heh, you’re right, I’m fucking adorable. But let’s not forget the handsome and noble dragon knight that mounted the cute princess, hmm?
:ZtoltBC: *Huff* Noble… I like that… and it’s the cute prince.
:TristanBC: Prince? You’re ready to admit that you like a cute boy, Ztolt?
:ZtoltBC: …Tris, I just fucked you in the ass. It’s too late to go back now. Besides, I’m not into men, I’m into cute alien boys. Big difference.
:TristanBC: Heh, true…
>Well these things happen sometimes in the realm of interalien lovemaking.
:ZtoltBC: Still freaking embarrassing. Trust me, I’m not the kind of scum sucker that usually get stuck in a gal after shooting their brine because they are to eager.
:TristanBC: Hey, no sweat, mate, I believe you. I just take it as a compliment.
:ZtoltBC: If you want to see it that way…

>The power of more lube will solve this!
:ZtoltBC: …where even is the lube?
:TristanBC: Err… I think it rolled under the bed?
:ZtoltBC: So… you want me to crawl under there… while I’m still stuck in your butt… thus pulling you with me?
:TristanBC: Um…
:ZtoltBC: Yeah, no… I don’t think that will work.
>Try pulling out for five or ten seconds at a time, then relax ten seconds, then try again. Loosen up and push in time with his efforts; it'll be a joint op!
:ZtoltBC: …that might work.
>Maybe cuddle a bit while you do that :3
He once again lays down on top of you, his hands moving across your shoulders and chest, caressing you as best he can while stroke his head against your neck. You’re are caught by surprise when he starts trying to pull away again, as his hips are still firmly planted against your butt thanks to only using the muscles in his Prehensile dicks, but you do your best try and pull in the opposite direction without hurting him, before the two of you relax once again. It quickly becomes a pattern, after a few seconds of rest both of you start pulling in opposite direction again, before going back to relaxing and waiting for the next tug war which beginning is signaled by Ztolt licking your neck.

>Well if he's still hard, maybe he can keep going?
:ZtoltBC: Tris, this is kind of uncomfortable. We’re not supposed to keep going after swelling like this.
:TristanBC: You may be right… this is a bit uncomfortable…
>If all else fails, you can always try and think thoughts that will turn him off.
:ZtoltBC: Two reasons why that won’t work. One, I’m kind of stuck in a position that doesn’t allow me to go… ah… soft… second, you haven’t finished yet and I rather not destroy the mood… you… um… you didn’t actually finish, did you?
:TristanBC: No, but it’s fine, you don’t need-
:ZtoltBC: A proper gentleman doesn’t leave a lady… or lad in this case, wanting.
:TristanBC: I mean, I won’t- OW!
There is a soft *pop* as he finally is able to pull himself free from your behind.
:ZtoltBC: *Huff* T-there we g-go… are you alright?
:TristanBC: Ow… no… it’s fine… I’m just going to be fucking sore for a while, mate.
:ZtoltBC: That’s good… so… how do you want to…?
:TristanBC: Hmm?
:ZtoltBC: I usually eat a lady out if I finish first… but… well… I’ve never… not with a man and… ah… my jaw is…
:TristanBC: Full of teeth?
:ZtoltBC: That as well… so… um… I mean… we can try that brine? Or I can just… jerk it? Hand? Feet? Tail?
:TristanBC: Heh, you really are a gentleman, Sir Ztolt…
:ZtoltBC: Hmm… well… if... if I really is a gentleman I would… a proper gentleman return a favor in full. So… you know… I’ve never actually… um…
:TristanBC: Oh? You want to go for a ride?
:ZtoltBC: I’m not… sure… I mean… if you… want? Otherwise… I’m sure I can… please?
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No. 994982 ID: 0d6409

Long rides are more fun for everyone when you switch drivers from time to time. If he’s cool with it...
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No. 994983 ID: b1b4f3

>>994979
Well, anal stimulation isn't necessarily homosexual. It's just another spot that feels good. This is about as gay for him as letting a girl peg him. It's fine. Of course, it's only fine if he actually wants to try it. Also uh, you'd want to pull out and have him finish you off in some other way, because no way is it straight to have cum in your ass.
Second choice would be a combination tailjob and licking.
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No. 994985 ID: a38353

If he wants a ride, who are we to deny.
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No. 995001 ID: 1a5633

Ask and you shal resive, if you so trully desire. I am not going to push you to do it, i want us to have a good time.

If you really want to... should i get right to it, or would you like me to "kiss" it first? Or do somthing etirly diferent! Tell my what you want.
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No. 995003 ID: b1b4f3

It should go without saying but you better retrieve that lube again. I wonder how you'll fit? Sure you've got one big one instead of two small ones, but maybe it's like 1+1 vs 2 and you'll fit just fine.
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No. 995216 ID: 2c5282
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995216

>Long rides are more fun for everyone when you switch drivers from time to time.
:ZtoltBC: …you know I don’t actually drive… or even can drive in the first place.
:TristanBC: Don’t sweat it, mate, I’ll teach you how to drive “stick”~
:ZtoltBC: …if there was a lewd joke there then it completely swam under my head.
:TristanBC: Well, you see… um… eh, fuck it.
>Well, anal stimulation isn't necessarily homosexual. It's just another spot that feels good.
:ZtoltBC: …you know that you aren’t making it better. Let’s just make love already and decide on the details later, alright? Because I’m really not in the mood for that scum.
:TristanBC: Heh, if you fucking say so.

>I am not going to push you to do it, i want us to have a good time.
:ZtoltBC: I do appreciate that you care, Tris, trust me, but… ah… I would be a real scum sucker if I didn’t give you the same nectar you gave me…
:TristanBC: I’ll give you some nectar, alright~
:ZtoltBC: Heh… okay, I walked into that one, you brine covered bastard.
>It should go without saying but you better retrieve that lube again.
:ZtoltBC: Hey, as you say, don’t sweat it, mate. I’ll be right back with the lube.

>I wonder how you'll fit? Sure you've got one big one instead of two small ones, but maybe it's like 1+1 vs 2 and you'll fit just fine.
:ZtoltBC: R-right, you’re freaking big, aren’t you?
:TristanBC: I’m not that big, honestly.
:ZtoltBC: You’re big to me! And… it makes me slightly unsure but… um… well… I guess…?
:TristanBC: Calm down, Ztolt. Just say stop if it gets too much for you, alright?
:ZtoltBC: Alright… so… um… h-how do you… err… should I lay down or… do you… w-want to mount or… should you lay down and… or sit up and… um…

You grab him under his front legs, lift him up and then throw him into the bed, making the springs in it whine as his body bounces on top of them.

:ZtoltBC: Hey, c-careful!
:TristanBC: Don’t worry, Ztolt, just lie back and relax… like I did.
:ZtoltBC: Just… just… be gentle, Tris.
:TristanBC: Always.
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:ZtoltBC: Ngg… it hurts…
:TristanBC: …do you want me to stop?
:ZtoltBC: No, no, just… give me a second… ah… I just… need to get used to this foam…
:TristanBC: Wherever you’re ready, mate…
:ZtoltBC: Ah… okay… just… take it easy…
:TristanBC: No sweat.
:ZtoltBC: Huff… ah…
:TristanBC: Ztolt?
:ZtoltBC: No, it’s fine… it’s… nice… ah… keep going… p-please…
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No. 995218 ID: 2c5282
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995218

You wake up to the sound of the coffee machine chugging along in the kitchen, signaling that it’s morning and that Reed, one of your roommates, is already up and about. It isn’t until you try to rise from the bed that you notice that you have a very heavy weight laying on top of you…

:ZtoltBC: *Hissss*

Ztolt is breathing easily, his chest slowly moving back and forth, hissing quietly each times he breathes out as he still sleeps peacefully…

:ZtoltBC: *Hissss*

You feel his hind leg kick a bit as he dreams, soon followed by him readjusting himself slightly before going back to deep sleep once again…

:ZtoltBC: *Hisss* …smck… smck… but I… don’t… school… gran gran… want… home...

…you’re stuck under him… and you really need to take a piss…
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No. 995219 ID: b1b4f3

>>995218
So how'd it go?

Wake him with something cute, like scratching him behind the ear.
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No. 995220 ID: 1a5633

Well, how was it? It all seem to go black after that.

Em, can you move him at all? If not just delicately try to wake him up. Perhaps talk to him in his sleep to see if he responds to that?
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No. 995275 ID: 36784c

>>995218
Try gently waking him up by scratching behind his ear. Then let him know that one of your roommates is home, so he’ll probably want to get dressed before leaving your room.

Also, check to see if you’re stuck inside of him now.
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No. 995310 ID: 19da02

Just pee. It's his fault.
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No. 995369 ID: 86aaf2

Don't just pee! But look longingly at that small, uniform piece, easily cleanable, non-porous material wastebasket over there and THINK about it...
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No. 995449 ID: 4854ef

I'll get your sisters if you don't wake up for schoooool says gram gram.
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No. 995712 ID: 2c5282
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>Just pee. It's his fault.
That’s a horrible way to wake someone up and would probably ruin any chances of a second date with this handsome devil, not to mention you’re the one who have the clean the shit up. So no, not an option.
>Don't just pee! But look longingly at that small, uniform piece, easily cleanable, non-porous material wastebasket over there and THINK about it...
…fuck, it’s tempting… but you don’t think you can wriggle out enough for you to reach it… and it’s really not worth the risk to wake him up to a nasty surprise.
>Also, check to see if you’re stuck inside of him now.
…why would you be stuck inside him? He was the one who got stuck in you, remember?

>Em, can you move him at all? If not just delicately try to wake him up.
:ZtoltBC: *Snrk* cookies… smells… delicious… gran gran…
You try and nudge him off you, but he simply grabs on to your body with all four of his claws, making it impossible.
>I'll get your sisters if you don't wake up for schoooool says gram gram.
:ZtoltBC: Grrr!
And now all four of those claws has… err… their claws out. Ow... you’re just lucky he doesn’t actually want to hurt you, because those things would easily pierce your skin and do some real damage.

>Try gently waking him up by scratching behind his ear.
:ZtoltBC: Mmm…
:TristanBC: Wakey wakey…
:ZtoltBC: …heh… hello there, cutie…
:TristanBC: Hello yourself, handsome… mind getting off my chest?
:ZtoltBC: Mmm… yes… I mind… I mind very much… because you’re so warm and soft and… mmm… fragrant… can’t we just cuddle for a bit longer?
:TristanBC: …and if I told you that I really needed to use the bathroom?
:ZtoltBC: …noted. Very well, I will agree to let you go if you agree to the terms that you’ll come back and cuddle afterwards.
:TristanBC: Heh… agreed, mate, no question.
>let him know that one of your roommates is home, so he’ll probably want to get dressed before leaving your room.
:ZtoltBC: Oh, right, you have roommates… and here I was looking forward to enjoying the view of your cute butt for a while longer.
:TristanBC: Hey, don’t sweat it mate... we need to clean up from yesterday, which would give us both ample opportunity to ogle some more.
:ZtoltBC: Heh… I guess taking another bath together wouldn’t be to wrong…
:TristanBC: Actually, I only got a bloody shower.
:ZtoltBC: …a what now?
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995713

After some more cuddling and a shower (Which really confused Ztolt, because apparently they don’t have showers?), you wander out to the kitchen to find something to eat… and coffee, because you need some bloody coffee right the fuck now. While your quest for breakfast is still under way, you do find Reed there making some toast.

>So how'd it go?
It went freaking swell, at least you think it did. It was a bit awkward for a while there, and slow, but the two of you basically cuddled yourself into finishing. The only thing you really noted about him, though, was how cold he was in there… it was like putting your dick in a… you were going to say ice bag, but it wasn’t that bad… like… um… something that’s refreshingly cool? You guess?

:ReedBC: Oh… so… you two bros actually… huh…
:TristanBC: Yupp.
:ReedBC: …you know, I’m a bit surprised who you choose to go out with, dude.
:TristanBC: Really? You’re surprised that I can home with a handsome man?
:ReedBC: Not the man part, no…
:TristanBC: Bisexual and proud of it, mate.
:ReedBC: And the handsome part isn’t that odd either, as you’re quite the looker yourself, bro.
:TristanBC: Heh, of course I bloody am.
:ReedBC: And… the rad alien part is a bit odd, but not surprising, considering where we are.
:TristanBC: Of course… but then what’s so surprising?
:ReedBC: Well… um… it’s that he’s… you know?
:TristanBC: …?
:ReedBC: I looked him up, he’s one-
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995714

The two of you are interrupted as you hear Ztolt claw against the floor as he tries his best not to fall over backwards, not unlike that of a dog getting surprised.

:ZtoltBC: M-my apologies, I… um… was just a bit startled…
:TristanBC: No sweat, mate, it happens to all of us.
:ReedBC: …but as I was saying, the dude is loaded, bro. I mean… like… own half the planet super rich.
:TristanBC: Well… yeah?
:ReedBC: Doesn’t that… bother you? If feels like the power dynamic is a bit skewed towards him, isn’t it, bro? And I usually get “fudge the authority” vibes from you so… um…
:TristanBC: I… guess?
:ReedBC: I mean… how would a… I mean… if you’re even aiming for a relationship, dude… and marriage and… stuff… or is it just… a onetime thing?
:TristanBC: Um…
:ReedBC: Oh, and one more thing? What was that site where you found him called again?
:TristanBC: Heh…
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No. 995718 ID: 86aaf2

Give the roommate a personalized version of that 'Before today I didn't even know if they had private property or intergenerational accumulation and transfer or wealth here and oh yea at this tech level everyone in this civilization qualifies as ludicrously wealthy anyway so why sweat it; instead I seek to enjoy the novelty of being somewhat out of my depth as I seek new experiences.' speech from earlier.
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No. 995728 ID: 194806

I understand your concerns, but Zolt is just a joung man traying to find a real relationship from someone who isn't worried about status and welth. A real relationship. And i want, at least try to give him that. And i want someone who just likes me for what i am: a complete fuck up who doesn't give up against the adversary that is adult life. And tries to be something better. Really really tries. Really fucking hard.

Also he has this aunt, mate, let me tell you, if you like MILFs, she might be up your alley, she actually has an account too. We could, like, make a double date or something.
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No. 995738 ID: a38353

Heh, Ztolt got spooked by the toaster.

well, explain as best we can and give Reed the name of the website.
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No. 995742 ID: b1b4f3

>>995714
Tell him you think a long term relationship could work, though it's definitely too early to think about marriage. There's definitely a power disparity between the two of you, but it's clear that Ztolt has no plans to use it against you. Ztolt is a bit of a rebel too, and his family seems fine, even if his sisters are annoying. Actually his family seems split on trying to keep you together or push you apart so that's a bit of a wash.

Don't recommend anyone in particular; you don't really know his preferences do you? The site is Aliena Affinitas.
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No. 995774 ID: e13b1d

>>995714
That's kind of the point, dude. I don't give a fuck about authority, so I treat him like a normal dude even when I know.

Send him the site link.
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No. 995794 ID: 86aaf2

>>995718

Also, think of another personalized variation of that speech for when your OTHER roommate inevitably brings up a similar point.
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No. 996336 ID: 2c5282
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>Heh, Ztolt got spooked by the toaster.
He’s such a cutie, yeah… though, considering that he’s probably never seen… err… “heard” a toaster before and that it smells of delicious toast, it isn’t that surprising that the sudden loud noise it bloody makes would startle him.
>Give the roommate a personalized version of that speech from earlier.
Err… you don’t remember that speech… hell, you don’t even remember what you ate for freaking breakfast yesterday either…
>Also, think of another personalized variation of that speech for when your OTHER roommate inevitably brings up a similar point.
For Mel? Eh, he probably won’t bring it up. Mate never talks about anything but his nerd stuff so…


>That's kind of the point, mate. I don't give a fuck about authority, so I treat him like a normal dude even when I know.
:ReedBC: Oh… so it’s like… you act like yourself around the dude instead of kissing up like most people?
:TristanBC: Exactly! And he bloody loves it.
:ReedBC: I can see why.
:TristanBC: So yeah, fuck it, he’s cute and I don’t care who he is.
>Tell him you think a long term relationship could work, though it's definitely too early to think about marriage.
:ReedBC: Yeah, obviously it’s a bit early, bro, but still… I’m not sure, but I did read that they aren’t allowed to marry just anyone? …or that they can’t choose? Or something?
:TristanBC: Honestly, that’s a hurdle we’ll handle when we freaking get there, mate… besides, his family seems rather split on trying to keep us together or push us apart so that's a bit of a wash.
:ReedBC: I’m just telling you as a heads up, dating that fellow will get political even if you don’t want it, dude.
:TristanBC: Eh, I’ll get political on anyone’s ass that’s tries and get in our bloody way.
:ReedBC: I don’t think they’ll appreciate that.
:TristanBC: Eh… fuck them then.

>I want someone who just likes me for what i am: a complete fuck up who doesn't give up against the adversary that is adult life. And tries to be something better. Really really tries. Really fucking hard.
:ZtoltBC: Tris, I don’t think you’re a fuck up. At all. Which either means you’re too hard on yourself or that you’re succeeding at trying to be something a bit more brine crusted.
:TristanBC: Heh, thanks handsome.
:ReedBC: Oh, you very listening… I didn’t… err…
:ZtoltBC: Sir, I’m blind, not deaf. Of course I can hear you talk from the other side of the room.
:ReedBC: Sorry, bro, didn’t mean to talk dung behind your back.
:ZtoltBC: As Tris would put it; no perspiration, mate. Also, I found bread.
:ReedBC: That’s… um… I’ll just put two more in the toaster…
>There's definitely a power disparity between the two of you, but it's clear that Ztolt has no plans to use it against you.
:ZtoltBC: Huh? Of course not. I’m a proper gentleman… and a gentleman only uses the power disparity to get ear scratches.
:TristanBC: I can live with that.
:ZtoltBC: And to make you do all those annoying task and shores when just want to float for a while.
:TristanBC: What? Hey!
:ReedBC: Heh, it’s clear who’s wearing the pants in this relationship…
:TristanBC: We’re both wearing the pants here!
:ZtoltBC: I’m kidding, of course.
:TristanBC: I bloody hope you are.

:ZtoltBC: So… what do you guys have on the bread? What is that thing in the box?
:TristanBC: That’s butter.
:ZtoltBC: …you have fat on your toast?
:TristanBC: Yes?
:ZtoltBC: Um… what else do you got?
:TristanBC: Well… some cheese and cucumbers… and ham.
:ZtoltBC: …do you have something salty… like… um… some caviar or something?
:ReedBC: I think Mel has a tube of that, bro. I’ll go get it.
:ZtoltBC: …tube? Really? For caviar?

>The site is Aliena Affinitas.
:ReedBC: Thanks, bro. So… is it any good?
:ZtoltBC: Within an hour of me joining it paired me up with a real cutie.
:TristanBC: I found this handsome fellow within minutes.
:ReedBC: That’s… wow… I guess as we’re so exotic, it’s really quick to match us?
:ZtoltBC: It’s an xenophile site, of course being more exotic is better.
>Don't recommend anyone in particular; you don't really know his preferences do you?
You have no idea what this loveable lug has for fetishes, no, but you do have someone you need to recommend… mostly as revenge.
:TristanBC: Also he has this aunt, mate, let me tell you, if you like MILFs, she might be up your alley, she actually has an account too. We could, like, make a double date or something.
:ZtoltBC: What!? We’re not going on a double date with gran gran!?
:ReedBC: Gran gran?
:ZtoltBC: She’s my freaking great great grandmother, Tris!
:TristanBC: I meant GILF then. Well… more like GGILF? GGGILF?
:ReedBC: Just how… old is this lady?
:TristanBC: Oh, just a bit over 400 years…
:ReedBC: 400!?
:ZtoltBC: Can you stop trying to ship my gran gran, dammit!
:TristanBC: Hehe…
:ReedBC: Um… well… I guess I can keep an eye out?

:ZtoltBC: Speaking of dates, I think this one is starting to draw to a close.
:TristanBC: Hey, we can still hang for a bit, no worries.
:ZtoltBC: I have an important dinner I need to get to, so no, I can’t. And I need most of the day just getting ready for it.
:TristanBC: Oh… then what about tomorrow?
:ZtoltBC: Busy all day tomorrow, so no. I can… I can do lunch the day after that, the last day of the week?
:TristanBC: Sounds good, I think?
:ZtoltBC: If my family doesn’t chew me out completely at dinner tonight that is… ugh…

:ZtoltBC: And why do you guys have such big furniture everywhere? It’s really uncomfortable trying to sit at the table.
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No. 996339 ID: 86aaf2

You know how it goes. Newly contacted species, we haven't really gotten the hang of redesigning our furniture for maximum xenocompatibility while it still being functional for us yet.
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No. 996341 ID: b1b4f3

Yeah pretty much. You're new here, you'll get some seating that works with more of the population.

Don't forget to give Ztolt a proper goodbye.
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No. 996351 ID: 6f067f

>And why do you guys have such big furniture everywhere? It’s really uncomfortable trying to sit at the table.
Because: 1) We dont walk on all fours and 2) they are made for us bipedal aliens.

What is this dinner about? Just curious. You think they will chew your ear over our date? Who will give you most trouble of them all? Most importantly, can they do anithing about us dating? Besides throwing my corpse beehind a trash container.
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No. 996352 ID: 6c85e8

What about kotatsus? A low table that heats itself and a dang blanket underneath it to keep the warmth in? Bet that'd be a hit, he doesn't seem to dislike warm things for sure.
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No. 996554 ID: ce39da

>>996351
Don't end things off by bringing up his political shit.

Do ask if he's fine with this starting as an open relationship, at least. You're eager to explore much of the biological spectrum here.
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No. 996592 ID: a9af05

>>996336
Make sure you give him a hug and a kiss when it's time for him to leave.

>>996554
>Don't end things off by bringing up his political shit.
Agreed. That would definitely ruin the mood.

>Do ask if he's fine with this starting as an open relationship, at least. You're eager to explore much of the biological spectrum here.
I'm not sure if we should ask that. He might get the wrong idea and think that we're not going to try and put in the effort to make our relationship work.
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No. 996618 ID: e13b1d

>>996336
Give him a pillow to sit on.
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No. 996619 ID: 86aaf2

>>996554

Do NOT bring up political shit OR open relationship shit, at all, no matter what! What a horrible idea!
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No. 996620 ID: 36784c

>>996619
This!
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No. 996679 ID: 4734c9

>>996619
Third'd!
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No. 996705 ID: e13b1d

>>996554
I'd rather stay faithful to one character in this, under the assumption we'll get to play as Mel and Reed at some point to explore other routes.
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No. 996709 ID: 6c85e8

Polyamory is great!

It's also not for everyone. Relationship communication is #1 important.
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No. 997205 ID: 2c5282
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>Do ask if he's fine with this starting as an open relationship, at least. You're eager to explore much of the biological spectrum here.
What? Fuck no! You’ve just had a bloody amazing date with a real handsome gentleman, lost your virginity to him and he’s asking for a second date. There’s no freaking way you’ll want to throw all that away just because you’re horny. Besides… you’re sure he’ll want to have a threesome some time…
>I'd rather stay faithful to one character in this, under the assumption we'll get to play as Mel and Reed at some point to explore other routes.
…you’re Tristan? You can’t really play as someone else, can you? But considering how interested they were in the dating site it wouldn’t be surprising if they too went on a date with a bloody sweet gal or boy soon enough.


>What is this dinner about? Just curious.
:ZtoltBC: Eh, it’s just a stupid family dinner. We’ll just discuss boring family stuff… which will probably end in a bunch of gossip as usual… and as we two are probably the most interesting thing that’s happen this week… *sigh*
:TristanBC: You don’t think they’ll chew your ear over our date?
:ZtoltBC: Of course they will. It’s probably going to be the only thing that’s fascinating to talk about.
:TristanBC: …can they even fucking do anything about us dating? …besides throwing my corpse behind a trash container, I mean… err… they won’t bloody do that, will they?
:ZtoltBC: *Snrk* Tris, come on, we’re not so Mafioso family here. But if they really wanted to screw you over they might just bribe some magistrates to have you shipped back to your home planet.
:TristanBC: W-wait, they won’t-
:ZtoltBC: Hey, don’t worry about it. Gran gran won’t allow it, I’m sure. She did take a shine to you, after all… and she’s always got the last say in everything, really.
:TristanBC: So… who’s going to give you the most trouble?
:ZtoltBC: Well, my mother won’t be happy, seeing as she wants me to marry someone with either a lot of money or connection, so there’s that… and then there’s my sisters… ugh… but don’t worry about them… hehe… I’ve already gotten my revenge on them by now…
You watch as a wicked looking grin slowly creeps over his face.
:ZtoltBC: I’ve made sure they got what was coming to them…
:TristanBC: Err… that’s ominous as fuck, mate… You didn’t do anything… um… to bad, right?
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997206

:ZtoltBC: Oh, I just had some fun with them, no worries. Remember that restaurant I mentioned? The one I wanted to take you to before I realize they would probably follow us there? The Pearl in the Foam, as it’s called?
:TristanBC: Um… sure? What about it?
:ZtoltBC: Well, I reserved a table there, for the both of us, last night.
:TristanBC: …so now they’ve spent all night sitting there, waiting for us to arrive for dinner?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, no, it’s much worse than that! See, I made sure that they would make a really expensive five course meal for the two of us, but made sure to tell them that whoever ate it would have to pay for it. Knowing my sisters, they’ll try to crash our dinner, notice that we aren’t there yet and simply try to eat all the food before we arrive, believing that I’ve already paid for it.
:TristanBC: But they’ll be the one sitting on the fucking bill, eh?
:ZtoltBC: Exactly! And knowing those scumsuckers, then they’ve already spent most of their monthly earnings on foamy shit already.
:TristanBC: Why, how diabolical, Ztolt.
:ZtoltBC: I know! It’s the perfect plan! Hehe…

>You know how it goes. Newly contacted species, we haven't really gotten the hang of redesigning our furniture for maximum xenocompatibility while it still being functional for us yet.
:ZtoltBC: Can’t you guys sit on the floor or something? I mean… geez… stop being so freaking tall!
>What about kotatsus? A low table that heats itself and a dang blanket underneath it to keep the warmth in?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, that sounds real briny, Tris. You don’t happen to have one of those lying around?
:TristanBC: Sadly, no.
:ZtoltBC: Well, now I definitely need to look up one of those things, because that thing sounds real exquisite.
>Give him a pillow to sit on.
:ZtoltBC: Eh, no, I’m fine, really. The floor here isn’t too bad on my haunches. Besides, I’m getting up as soon as I’m done with this caviar toast.
:TristanBC: Was the caviar good, by the way? I guess you’re not used to the tube stuff? I mean, I can’t stand the fucking thing myself…
:ZtoltBC: Taste cheap, viscid and salty.
:TristanBC: Was it that b-
:ZtoltBC: And fucking love it.
:TristanBC: Heh, really mate? That’s bloody good to hear then.
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>Don't forget to give Ztolt a proper goodbye.
After the two of you have finished breakfast, while Ztolt is getting ready leave, you take the opportunity to scratch him behind the ear for a bit. It doesn’t take long before he lets out a slight purr while one of his hind legs scratches the floor where he’s sitting, showing just how much he enjoys it. Though he’s clearly not content to let you have all the fun, as he suddenly springs up onto you, balancing on his hind legs while keeping himself steady by having a strong grip on your shoulders. A tender kiss happens, as both of you stands there face to face, but as he pulls away from you he breaks the moment by sloppily licking your cheek.

:TristanBC: Hey, careful with that tongue, hehe…
:ZtoltBC: I’m just showing how much I’m going to miss you, Tris, that’s all.
:TristanBC: I’m going to bloody miss you as well, handsome, it’s been a freaking sweet date.
:ZtoltBC: It was briny as hell, yeah.
:TristanBC: Though, I’m a bit sad that I didn’t get to experience that tongue a bit more… intimately…
:ZtoltBC: Heh… got to save something for the next scummy date, don’t we?
:TristanBC: Heh.

Then you end the conversation by giving him a small peck on the top of his snout.
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:ZtoltBC: So, Tris, see you over lunch at the end of the week?
:TristanBC: Sure, I’m fucking up for it. But hey, don’t be a stranger, Ztolt, we go bloody phones we can use, don’t we?
:ZtoltBC: Oh, right, of course. Yeah, I’ll message you when I have the time to chat for a bit, sure… if I can find the time, that is.
:TristanBC: No sweat, mate, no need to rush things for my sake.

And thus ends the first date between Tristan Dowe and Sir Ztolteskanx tol Xai, chu ton o Ankh, Metre of Etrall, Est de zartel o Xaito, the second, and in a rather successful manner at that. Not only did things get steamy, but more importantly, it ended in a second date as well, which might just lead to proper relationship, who knows?

But this isn’t the end for Tristan and Ztolt, as while the next chapter of Boldly Coming will follow another character trying their luck on the Xeno dating market, they might just happen to cross path with the lovely couple.


















:NonNH: …and our top story tonight; there has been a drive by shooting at the luxurious Raolme restaurant the “Pearl in the foam”, late last night. The two victims, a pair of female Raolme twins, are both confirmed dead on site. The police force do not want to comment at this time if they have any suspects or made any arrests as of yet.
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No. 997210 ID: b1b4f3

>>997208
Uh... huh. That was almost certainly an attempt on Ztolt's life, since it was his name on the reservation. Though, I wouldn't discount the possibility that the sisters were the intended target, since they were likely there long enough for them to be spotted. Either way, there's no way Ztolt intended for this to happen, and Tristan is just going to be worried about him I think.
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No. 997213 ID: f28519

..oh..oh shit, did we get Ztolt's sisters killed.
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No. 997218 ID: e13b1d

>>997213
Technically they got themselves killed.
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No. 997219 ID: c18fb4

>>997213
OH come on, it couldn't possibly be OUR fault! Had we gone there, all four of them would have died.

IN any case, that is fucking fucked up! Ztolt Will be devastated! I mean, sure, they were bitches, but his sisters non the less. Who could want Him dead?
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No. 997221 ID: f28519

Ok yeah, right.
even with it not really being our fault, it's kind of a downer.
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No. 997244 ID: f8fa51

Definitely no reason to feel guilty here. We had no way to know this would happen, no reason to suspect it at all. It also means it's time to start playing things much more cautiously for Tristan... who will not be our character for the next chapter, so we'll just have to see how that plays out.
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No. 997463 ID: 73300b

>>997208
Assuming we heard that story, get in touch with Ztolt ASAP; he's going to be hurting.
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