Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)01:22 No. 96467 ID: 4e9b58
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You insert the black key into the lock that was hiding the cellar. It is very dark down there.

>>96467
Get eaten by a grue.

>>96467
hrm. Too dark for the goggles then? try a precog on it.

Do not get eaten by a grue.

>>96466
Stubbornly defy convention and eat a grue.

...Or I guess you could grope around for a light switch I guess.

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)02:14 No. 96472 ID: 4e9b58
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You didn't even go down yet.

>>96472
Go down THEN get eaten by a grue.

Use precog before going down.

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)02:31 No. 96476 ID: 4e9b58
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>>96473

That's not funny, your brother died that way.

Actually it is kinda funny...

Examine eye. Freak out.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/22(Tue)02:41 No. 96479 ID: eae9a6
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>>96476
allow me to be the first to say:

WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE, I AM QUITE CERTAIN IT WAS NOT IN SUCH A WAY BEFORE!

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)03:10 No. 96483 ID: 4e9b58
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Of course it's funny, you never had a brother. You hook slide down into the cellar.

What is wrong with your eye? It's been like that the whole time.

Discover BLATANT LIES

Remove ROTTEN FOOD from CELLAR and put in TRASH

Get the fuck out of here...

Also examine fridge on the floor and delicious foods on the counter.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/22(Tue)03:13 No. 96487 ID: eae9a6
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>>96483

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)03:22 No. 96494 ID: 4e9b58
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You knock all that food into a corner because there's no garbage. Rotten food can F off.

You look around the fridge and find a post it note.

Bust the padlock with you hammer and open the fridge.

Open fridge.

well our objective is clear, we must find some bread.

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)04:01 No. 96506 ID: 4e9b58
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Damn, they don't build locks, fridges, and chains like this anymore. You're pretty sure you could ride out a nuke in a bad movie in this thing.

Fridges are serious business.

Does the padlock need a combination or a key?

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)04:18 No. 96509 ID: 4e9b58
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It's a combination lock.

When it's a Rowan, you know you aren't getting inside.

>>96509
Precog that shit
that fridge must contain invaluable, priceless, loot.

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)04:44 No. 96514 ID: 4e9b58
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You use pre-cognition.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/22(Tue)04:47 No. 96515 ID: eae9a6
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>>96509
hrm, I dont think we have the code already (I checked)

RANDOM IDEAS TIME!

Anything on the back of the postit?
Check behind/under counter thing and fridge... wait not under the fridge.
dig through cookie box for AWESOME PRIZE.
do a little dance
make a little love
get down tonight

Go to the bed. Hope that Nu will come and daterape you again.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/22(Tue)05:06 No. 96517 ID: eae9a6
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>>96514
or just remove the black cloth from the counter. that works too.

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)05:39 No. 96520 ID: 4e9b58
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You remove the tablecloth.

What a surprise!

Make a Lost reference. Then check what that cord is going to.

Keep hammerin' the padlock, because you're too lazy to enter that combination.

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)05:53 No. 96525 ID: 4e9b58
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That cord leads up out of the cellar.

Enter the combination in a hardboiled manner

if all the numbers dont work, try just 36-24

Look at the rest of the table, any more numbers?

Just do every combination. It'll take you 5 minutes tops.

Get the cookies. They're not rotten, just stale. Maybe the bread too, if it's not covered in mold.

Also, use 13-36-5-24 as the combination for the lock.

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)15:36 No. 96661 ID: 4e9b58
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You try out these confound it combination ideas and they don't seem to work. There aren't any more numbers on the counter.

Surely there must be a simpler solution than trying every possible combination.

You take notice that the lock resets after three numbers. It's a common three input single dial combination lock.

Oh, it didn't go to 100. Just do 13-5-24 then.

>>96662
Oh, it goes to 40. Do 36-5-24. Leave out the 13, it looks different.

>>96661
we're kinda doing it already, but whatever.

13-24-36

(all have 3s involved?)

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)16:52 No. 96704 ID: 4e9b58
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That doesn't seem to work either.

Everything you need to know, or to have found to solve the combination has been seen.

5-13-36

OH

HAHAHA

It's 5-13-36!

The grocery list was the clue to the correct sequence.

Threes are lucky. :D
Why does the 10 look all worn off?

Oh, Theta beat me I guess.

oh well

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)19:06 No. 96795 ID: 4e9b58
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Oh great it unlocked.

OH GOD IT UNLOCKED.

The yogurt spoiled.

>>96795
Hit it the nose to assert your dominance.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/22(Tue)19:12 No. 96803 ID: eae9a6
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>>96795
This is why you don't hide food in seldom used fridges

>>96795
Wait. We can't see its eyes. This could just be a Shadow who got locked in there, and not an evil red-eyed dark thing.

Just get the hell away from it for now, make sure it's actually hostile and not just bursting out of confinement. Jump up onto the counter.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/22(Tue)20:55 No. 96850 ID: eae9a6
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I'm all for running btw

HIT WITH HAMMER

Well, trying to run away completely is probably a bad idea since climbing up the cord is slow. The cord dangles near the thing so it will be able to attack while you're trying to get away.

Just get out of reach. Dodge and such.

CLIMB ZEE ROPE

...may not be Ted 2009/12/22(Tue)21:22 No. 96857 ID: 119b5c
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>>96795

Flee. Don't attack until you're certain it's hostile.

Asali 2009/12/22(Tue)22:21 No. 96882 ID: 4e9b58
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You back up and hop up onto the counter and grab the cable hanging down.

This action keeps you out of the way of the tentacle swinging towards where you were, missing you by a large enough margin. It seeps from the fridge some, growling angrily in your direction.

Hostile? Check.

Those goggles make for a nifty eyepatch.
Okie don't fight it here, it takes up most of the room. If climbing takes too long then teleport out, and see if it can follow.

Lift your goggles and give it the crazy eye.

trust me on this.

>>96882
Jump off the counter to assist an overhead smash upon its head, plus Offensive Aura.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/23(Wed)02:15 No. 96956 ID: eae9a6
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ok, who wants to fuck this thing's shit up

Attack the tentacle with your vagina I mean hammer.

Full psi pool? Offensive aura smashy smash.

>>96882
Hit it in the nose to assert your dominance.

>>97021
Then ride it like a mechanical bull.

Asali 2009/12/24(Thu)02:12 No. 97393 ID: 4e9b58
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You smash your hammer into its face. You hear a loud crack. In fact you hear two of them. The first is the blow struck against the creature. The second is your leg when it coils around and squeezes.

You feel blood struggling to flow in and out of your leg underneath the boot.

Shit. Quickly teleport behind the thing and use your offensive aura to inflict some more damage.

Smash the tentacle against the edge of the table.

>>97393
save the teleport so we can escape if we have to

>>97402
do this.

>>97393
Warp out of the tentacle to escape, and smash it from behind. With Offensive Aura again.

Asali 2009/12/24(Thu)03:12 No. 97438 ID: 4e9b58
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"I've had enough of this shit."

You smash the arm holding you hard. Separating it from its main body.

"I know I'm not perfect."

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/24(Thu)03:35 No. 97469 ID: eae9a6
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>>97438
FINISH IT! SMASH THAT SUCKER INTO NEXT WEEK!

Asali 2009/12/24(Thu)03:46 No. 97478 ID: 4e9b58
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"I know I have sinned."

Asali 2009/12/24(Thu)03:54 No. 97484 ID: 4e9b58
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"But none of you fuckers are doing me in."

Splorch.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/24(Thu)03:56 No. 97488 ID: eae9a6
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>>97484
well damn I didn't mean hurt him that bad.

>>97484
Uh, Asali? Are you turning into a Shadow?

Asali 2009/12/24(Thu)04:25 No. 97510 ID: 4e9b58
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Together, underneath the moon.

I have no idea what is wrong with her but I patched up her arm, and started working on her other injuries. She doesn't know what happened to her, and it's not like I have many people to talk to, do I? Everyone is dead.

I give her liquor to drink and she smiles for me.

"Love you Epsilon," she mumbles in a drunken manner, nuzzling my leg.

The liquid man and the musical temple dweller. They were at the mountain. They're alive. Maybe they can help me figure out what happened to her.

>>97510
Please check your To Do list and give us a shot of the inventory.

>>97510
>>97518

throw Nu on there if you haven't already.

>>97510
Asali, do you happen to know the fine gentleman that you have uh... met in the forest?

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)00:27 No. 100623 ID: 4e9b58
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You update your journal.

Did you know Epsilon Nu Delta? Yes you did. Some of it is still pretty foggy, but you were indeed close to him.

You hadn't remembered getting hired and sent on a boat to work at the Marina here. Nothing abnormal, just another job as a mechanic, met a nice guy and here you are now.

"Don't let them," escapes your lips. You're just not sure who, "them," is.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/29(Tue)00:43 No. 100636 ID: c79a69
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>>100623
hey what's that thar ya grabbed? Was that all that was in the fridge?

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)01:10 No. 100659 ID: 4e9b58
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[ Inventory ]
Snow Cone Flavoring *New*
Gas Mask, Hell's Furry, Floppy Disk, Locket
Empty Magic Jar, Cane, Cable, Wanted Poster
Electrician's Manual, Epsilon's Key, Metal Piece, Naviabull Horn

[ Pouch Items ]
Goggles, Wrench, Mission (Frog), Necromancy Book

Present status? How hurt is your foot?

Assess surroundings. Search mutilated body for keys, items, and XP.

>>100659
Hrm, if that's it lets go LEFT! to Ikit's!

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)01:47 No. 100694 ID: 4e9b58
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Your foot feels pretty bad. You can walk on it, but you're not going to be moving as quick as you would normally.

You climb out and pull your cable back.

You have the idea to go through the mountain to reach Ikit, but it will be dangerous.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/29(Tue)01:54 No. 100702 ID: c79a69
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>>100694
that goop wasn't there earlier was it?

oh boy.

ah well danger is our middle name. Or was it Jen? ah I dunno.

Just get goin foo. follow the trail. maybe it will lead to "them"

>>100694
Check inside the house.

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)12:57 No. 100817 ID: 4e9b58
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You update your journal and limp your way through the mountain. You actually make it very far without any trouble by some stroke of luck.

Now you are at the bridge, and are admittedly a little frightened. You haven't gotten stronger to face the monster in the chasm, in fact you are now at a further disadvantage. The curiosity of what is below does have enough of a voice in your mind with that even said.

Run across as fast as you can. Teleport at an instance of monsterism.

>>100817
Check to see if the monster is awake.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/29(Tue)13:05 No. 100821 ID: c79a69
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>>100817
alright fine look in the chasm

but be ready to port away! We don't want adventures through bowels or anything.

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)13:31 No. 100830 ID: 4e9b58
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You start to run, but you are interrupted.

Interrupted how?

>>100830
ohgod no

Well we can't muck about in the chasm with THAT on our tail. I think we should go back to the house and check out that trail of black stuff was. Plus, sit on the bed and wait for your foot to get better. You should be able to hobble away. This guy didn't seem to be very fast last time we encountered him. Warp away if he gets close, anyway.

Or if you're not in the mood for turning around, warp all the way outside the cave so you can get to Ikit's.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/29(Tue)13:44 No. 100834 ID: c79a69
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>>100830
... well proceed with the plan foo! Port past!

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)14:01 No. 100839 ID: 4e9b58
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The previous encounter you teleported very far away and ran like hell to get away. Only after falling on your face and failing to get away under normal conditions.

You teleport far away right off the bat from the appearance of the Great Spirit of Death....

"Asali, wait," whispers the spirit, but you are already gone.

>>100839
What? Let's go back and try reading its mind to see if it's friendly.

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)15:31 No. 100858 ID: 4e9b58
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You are in Ikit's shop.

>>100858
Slam your fist onto the counter and shout "BAM, MOTHERFUCKER."

>>100858
Or not. That was a pretty big warp. Call for Ikit to come out. Tell him you got that horn he's looking for.

>>100858

Look behind the counter before saying anything.

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)17:01 No. 100900 ID: 4e9b58
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You lean over the desk and go to look behind the counter.

"HEY, WELCOME BACK TO MY SHOP. DID YOU COME TO BUY SOME OF MY GOODS, OR DID YOU BRING BACK THE BOUNTY?"

sell the FUCK out of that horn.

Indeed. Sell the fuck out of it.

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)18:15 No. 100920 ID: 4e9b58
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You sell the FUCK out of that horn.

"THANKS, THESE ARE PRETTY RARE. DID YOU WANT TO DO ANY SHOPPING WHILE YOU'RE HERE?"

Can we get a quick inventory check?

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/29(Tue)18:22 No. 100925 ID: c79a69
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>>100920
6 points!?

We got our ass laid out by a cow for 6 points!?

*grumble* get the jewel *grumble mumble*

DO THAT

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)19:00 No. 100935 ID: 4e9b58
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Here's what Ikit has for sale.

The liquor sounds really good, and you could probably share it with Mint.

From what the voices in your head say, you can probably have a necklace made out of the yellow jewel.

GEET YELLOW THINGIE

Booze! You have been sober for -far- too long lady!

>>100935
>two points short of being able to buy both
HAGGLE TIMES!
HAGGLE THE FUCK OUT OF THAT PRICE

What would we use a necklace for?

>>100935
WAIT WHAT ARE WE DOING

We have to check out the basement first!

>>100940
THIS! if not, get the damn jewel

Can we at least ask more about the Jewel before buying it? If there's any special about it beyond its rarity?

I mean, we're an -alcoholic- here! Why would we want some overly expensive shiny rock over our favorite pass time?

If we can haggle, and get both all's good.

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)20:41 No. 100995 ID: 4e9b58
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You turn to your side dramatically, mulling over the purchases. Being two points away from purchasing both items. "I almost have enough for both, I don't suppose you could lower the price just a little bit for me, you sexy rat." You coo.

Ikit bursts into laughter.

"OH MY, TO THINK MY DISCOUNTS ARE NOT ALREADY ENOUGH FOR YOU AS THEY ARE. SINCE YOU ARE SO SWEET I WILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER POINT TO HELP YOU PURCHASE MY FINE GOODS. THAT MAKES IT EASIER DOESN'T IT?"

No, because you're still one off. "So about that basement, my slick suited friend."

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A VISIT? YOU'VE DEFINITELY PROVEN YOURSELF A VALUABLE CUSTOMER, WHO KNOWS, PERHAPS YOU WILL FIND A POINT IN A FLOOR CRACK OR SOMETHING. THEN YOU CAN BE DRUNK AND HAVE THIS FINE MYSTERIOUS YELLOW GEMSTONE."

>>100995
inb4lockedinthebasement.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/29(Tue)20:44 No. 100998 ID: c79a69
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>>100995
DO IT! GET IN THERE

>>100995
I think he wants to rape you.

In the Rape Basement.

You know.

Where you go to get raped.

>>100995
Oh just get in the damn basement. Get him to go first though, so he can't bash you over the back of the head or anything.

Okay. Make an alternate save, then head to the basement.

Asali 2009/12/29(Tue)23:51 No. 101132 ID: 4e9b58
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"Sure, just go down first."

"WELL NORMALLY IT IS LADIES FIRST, BUT ON REQUEST, OF COURSE!"

He opens the hatch and climbs down a ladder, you follow down afterward. The room has a cage with a strange field in between two strange animals.

"WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS DOWN HERE? SOME KIND OF SADO-MASOCHISTIC SEX CHAMBER? HAHAHA, JUST THINK ABOUT ME RAPING YOU SENSELESS. WHERE IS THE MONEY IN THAT?! WELL COME TO THINK OF IT THERE PROBABLY IS A LOT OF M--"

"Shut up. What the hell is this exactly?"

"OH RIGHT, GOT CARRIED AWAY THERE. THIS IS WHERE MY MORE INTERESTING CUSTOMERS MAKE BETS ON ANIMAL FIGHTS. SORT OF LACKING IN RICH DARING FOLKS NOWADAYS, SO YOU'LL DO. WANT TO MAKE A BET? I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE POINT IF YOU CAN GUESS WHICH ONE WINS THIS LAST FIGHT. I FIGURE I SHOULD LET THEM KILL EACH OTHER BEFORE I MOVE OUT ANYWAY. SEEMS LIKE A FUN WAY TO HELP YOU BUY MY GOODS."

What fun.

...Would clairvoyance be considered cheating?

"how much would it cost to buy both of them, dangerous island you know."

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/30(Wed)00:00 No. 101138 ID: c79a69
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>>101132

oh man, I don't know what trope to go for here! There's the cute adorable one that could whoop ass but the shadow one actually looks tough.

>>101134
Fantastic idea! Use it!

>>101134
Would Ikit even know?

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/30(Wed)00:09 No. 101145 ID: c79a69
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>>101142
Clairvoyance = precognition

not telepathy

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/30(Wed)00:25 No. 101157 ID: c79a69
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>>101132
Wait! I've got it! bet on the white one, use telepathy on the black one to make it fearful or something.

If Nu=black and Baron=white... Nu totally kicked his ass.

Asali 2009/12/30(Wed)01:06 No. 101176 ID: 4e9b58
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You use pre-cognition.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/30(Wed)01:09 No. 101177 ID: c79a69
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>>101176
erm yea. bet on darkie.

Though Baron survived... somewhat.

OHWAIT he got eated by a monster. Bet on the black one.

Test Pattern 2009/12/30(Wed)01:35 No. 101189 ID: 51d0f5
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Oh that guy


Bet on black.

Asali 2009/12/30(Wed)04:13 No. 101265 ID: 4e9b58
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You bet on black. Ikit snickers and shuts the field in between them down. The strange bipedal creature puts up a pretty good fight. It eventually ends when the black one rips its neck and guts out.

"LUCKY CHOICE THERE. THERE YOU GO, NOW YOU CAN BUY ALL MY GOODS. PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU."

Your aura feels different.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/30(Wed)04:23 No. 101267 ID: c79a69
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>>101265
woo for Nu monster!

now buy! Buy that stuff like it's 95% off on steam!

>>101265
Can we keep the black one as a pet?

Now that we know Ikit doesn't have anything dangerous laying around in his basement, we can safely kill him. Just mess him up with your hammer or something, he doesn't look very tough.

Remember to loot his wallet afterwards.

I'm cool with this. There is nothing wrong with the dark side.

>>101270
Lets.. not start murdering, and robbing people even if they're kinda creepy.

Alright! Booze and gems!

I dont think those were really animals.

Fund this legitimate businessman with the money won from his legitimate business. Get on with it!

Buy the stuff, pray nobody is TOO mad at you for letting them kill each other.

Oh, also don't kill him and ask him not to kill the black one.

I like that no one mentioned the black and white snakes from earlier.

>>101686
We're trying to repress that memory, thank you.

Asali 2009/12/30(Wed)16:48 No. 101731 ID: 4e9b58
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"Yeah, let's go up and make the purchases."

"EXCELLENT."

You go up the ladder and make your purchases of the Vintage Fire Slider and the Yellow Jewel.

"I WILL PROBABLY BE LEAVING MY SHOP SOON, NO BUSINESS HERE. YOU CAN TAKE THE ANIMAL IF YOU WANT."

Huh... looks different. PET IT.

Why is it not black anymore? Pet the doggy.

>>101731
Introduce him and Mission, they can form the dynamic pet duo!

KITTY :D

>>101731
It looks sad.

Asali 2009/12/30(Wed)18:23 No. 101810 ID: 4e9b58
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You try to pet the dog. It doesn't seem to agree with the idea. It backs up and barks at you.

"YOUR PROBLEM NOW." Ikit says, and vanishes behind the counter.

Kitty needs food. Find food for kitty.

Let it smell your hand first.

Cry a single tear...

>>101810
Asali... Just walking up to a random dog and putting your hand on it's head is very threatening to it. Kneel down until your at eye level with it. Speak with a soft voice. Hold your hand or under it's lead level. Let it sniff you. Once it's comfortable with you THEN you can pet it's head.

Asali 2009/12/30(Wed)19:03 No. 101854 ID: 4e9b58
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You lower down to eye level to the dog. "It's okay, boy." You say softly, and slowly try to allow it to sniff your hand.

It still doesn't seem to be your friend, unfortunately.

>>101854
Sit there and look unamused.

With the dog hanging off of your face.

>>101854
I think he likes you.

>look an angry dog in the eyes

hahaahhaaha

>>101854
OKAAAAY grab it by the neck and firmly say "Bad dog".

>>101854
D'aww. He's your new companion. Take him and proceed outside!

Smack it in the nose while pulling it off by the neck.

>>101854
Grab it by the scruff of its neck with one hand, and press your hand into the hinge of his jaw with the other to make him let go.

Reverie 2009/12/30(Wed)19:37 No. 101898 ID: 4e9b58
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Maintain even tones. Reacting harshly won't help it like you.

Asali 2009/12/30(Wed)19:40 No. 101902 ID: 4e9b58
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Without your attempt to get the dog off of you, it seems frightened of you, detaches and flees shortly after its reactive bite. You are left standing in the shop.

"Bad dog," you mumble to yourself.

Cry a bit...

>>101902
Alright, let's go talk to Mint.

>>101911
Maybe after cleaning up a little first.

>>101902
Chase that thing down. Tackle it and pin it to the ground under you as you straddle its back. Hold its mouth shut and to the ground. When it stops struggling slowly release your grip on it's mouth and if it stays docile start petting it scratching behind the ears. Work around and see what it likes. If it keeps fighting hold the pin until it gives up. Finally, slowly get off the thing and let it stand up. Be friendly. If it is still aggressive repeat process. If it is still being a dick after 5 or six tries it will most likely never give up. Leave it alone and continue on. If it respects you do nice things for it like petting, praise, and most importantly food. The idea is to get it into the mindset "Big powerful thing likes me and gives me food. I should be nice to it too.".

Establish dominance > show compassion > friendship (usually)

>>101921
That is, if you can run fast enough to catch it. Oh wait, you can teleport.

>>101921
What no. Someone's gonna get hurt. It's a wild animal, let it be until we run into it again.

>>101931
If you are fast enough you don't get bit.

Asali 2009/12/30(Wed)20:28 No. 101948 ID: 4e9b58
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You step out of the shop and lay down on the porch. You currently have a gimped right leg, chasing it never crossed your mind, teleport or not.

You decide to rest on the porch and stare at the stars, and the moon. You figure your face and leg will feel better later.

Then you'll go to Mint's. Then you'll drink. That will be pleasant.

>>101948
Hey, let us see them too =(

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/30(Wed)20:52 No. 101967 ID: c79a69
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>>101948
Now I'm all curious what the constellations are like for some reason.

Reverie 2009/12/30(Wed)21:17 No. 101980 ID: 4e9b58
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>>101967
Like nothing you've ever seen.

Asali 2009/12/30(Wed)21:26 No. 101990 ID: 4e9b58
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You still remember being at the bar on Monstro Island after losing your job. This was before this island. Before Epsilon, before getting a job at the Marina. You were drunk, you were upset.

A black cat in a porcelain mask approached the bar. "Why young lady, you look like you need another drink."

>>101990
=w=

it had a roofie in it didnt it.

>>101990
=w=

>>101990
I wonder if this is the face of the one responsible for the plague?

>>101990
=w=

Asali 2010/01/04(Mon)22:51 No. 105383 ID: aba0a3
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After a good nap, you wake up and head over to Mint's hut. She doesn't react poorly to your entrance, and blows a cool wave of smoke out.

"Hey Asali. Did you need something?"

"I got this expensive liquor, would you like to share? Fire Slider."

"That would be wonderful." Mint warmly smiles towards you.

Proceed to get totally hammered.

==>

also get tits out.

>>105383
Commence lesbian make-out scene.

Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

>>105390
We shouldn't. We should stick with Nu.

>>105396
No we shouldn't, we should get with Mint.
Lesbianism is more awesome.

...Wait a second, FIRE slider? We don't need that for the fire flowers, right?

The fire flowers are afflicted with the plague. We first need to understand the plague before we can help them. So far, we have very little indication what the plague is caused by, and why some people are safe from it.

Ask Mint if she knows anything about the plague, or what other stuff happened the night that the town got destroyed.

>>105412
Then kiss her.
...
With tongues.

>>105412
Ah likes this'n.

>>105396
>>105399

Who says we can't have both?

At the same time?

>>105454

This man speaks truth.

Don't bum her out with plague talk until you get her tits out.

Asali 2010/01/05(Tue)04:21 No. 105500 ID: aba0a3
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You pass the bottle back and forth to begin your shared liquor enjoyment. Immediately on the prospect, even before liquor touches your tongue, you seem to be completely filled with impure thoughts about Mint.

You aren't entirely surprised because this happened when you spent time with her before. Your first defense against the idea is Nu.

What would Nu think?

"Let me watch or join in and you're more than welcome, baby."

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Mint digs around and holds something out towards you. "Here, you can have this since you keep bringing me good booze. It's a necklace of some form. Cho found it but we don't know what use it is."

>>105500
Who's Cho again?

Politely thank her for giving you that necklace. With your hands.

>>105500
Hug her

Pass that bottle

Try to remember who Cho is without potentially offending by asking.

Examine necklace for MAGICAL POWERS.

Asali 2010/01/05(Tue)20:42 No. 105951 ID: aba0a3
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You pass the bottle over towards Mint.

"Thanks for the gift either way, who's Cho?"

While you hold the bottle out, Mint crawls over. You assume this is to get the drink again, but she leans over and presses her hands to your breasts instead.

"Oh, I meant Chu. She is a very lovely blue skunk. She is a thief, so I guess she's not high brow like you and your Marina job. I'm a druggie though... eh, I guess you can say she saved my life."

"You could have told me that without your hands on my breasts," You reply, blushing slightly.

"Yeah, I probably could have."

>>105951
Um, mention that you probably shouldn't do this without your boyfriend's permission. Also that the Marina has apparently gone missing, so you're unemployed. Or... ask where the Marina is supposed to be located. Maybe we just haven't gotten to where it's supposed to be?

Keep cool. If it feels good, go with it.

>>105951
Hug, kiss, assgrab.

Asali 2010/01/05(Tue)20:56 No. 105976 ID: aba0a3
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The Marina has been available since you came outside the mountain.

Squeeze her hand and go "Honk!"

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2010/01/05(Tue)20:59 No. 105981 ID: c79a69
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>>105976
oh, right. go there after.

>>105977
That's got no class.

Give a dopey smile and reach out your hand and put it on Mint's breast.

I still say we should be faithful to Nu. Think of what he might do if he walked in on this.

>>105994
Nu sandwich?

>>105981
The door's broken. We still need a fuse for it.

"Speaking of marinas, nice fishnets."

>>105994
Already done!

>>105500

END 2010/01/05(Tue)21:18 No. 106016 ID: f21281
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>>105951

>>105994
see
>>105500

>>106050
He's not here. So either way this is not a good thing at this point in time. If at all.

>>106054
Quietly say "Nu, you can watch" and then start the lesbian sex. This way, we're letting him watch, and he chooses not to by not being in the building.

waitnothat's stupid. Hug, kiss, grab ass, without delay.

>>106054

Ah, but we can give him a very detailed description next time we see him. I think that would sate any hint of displeasure he might feel, if any.

Go on, return her affections. No reason not to.

At least mention the presence of a boyfriend. That's not something you want to bring up after things happen.

>>106089
"You know, I've got a boyfriend. I don't think he'd mind. Next time he's over we can let him watch."

Asali 2010/01/05(Tue)23:00 No. 106116 ID: aba0a3
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You are not faring well to resist Mint's charms. You slowly lower the liquor to the ground as Mint lays you down while giving you a tender kiss on your lips.

"I.. uh. I have a boyfriend, Nu. I don't know if y--" You start to say.

"I have Chu. I'm pretty sure your boyfriend won't have an issue with you plus one or two if it comes to that. This island is a horrific place, let's enjoy a moment before you leave and possibly don't come back again."

>>106116
Clothing is an obstruction.

>>106116
Respond whole-heartedly.
Grab her butt.

>>106119
this

Resist, damn it.

Hell, use Telepathy to convince her to stop.

>>106122
Too late.

Go with the flow~

She makes a good point, you should relax and enjoy yourself for a while before you go off fighting monsters again.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2010/01/05(Tue)23:11 No. 106127 ID: c79a69
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>>106116
>>106122

>leave and possibly never come back again

She makes a persuasive argument.

We can just come back WITH Nu, you know.

Relax. Let her take the lead. It seems like she knows what she is doing.

>>106120
Oh, wait, you already are.
Enjoy it thoroughly.

Asali 2010/01/06(Wed)00:24 No. 106158 ID: aba0a3
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You enjoy yourself for a while.

If Nu ever finds out, we're gonna have Bad End on our hands.

Good job, everyone. Good fucking job.

Shoulda kept the goggles on~

To all you people that think Nu is going to freak

>What would Nu think?
>"Let me watch or join in and you're more than welcome, baby."
>Yeah, that sounds about right.

<_< He's going to be fine with it.

>>106161
Exact thought that ran through my head, minus the implied tone, that is...

>>106165
Just so long as we describe it in graphic detail.

Also you should put underwear on head.

put mint's underwear on your head.

>>106165
He *didn't* watch or join in. You fags just made her cheat on him. Pray there will be no consequences.

Asali: Feel ashamed about the whole thing, then go check out the Marina.

SHOVE FIST UP ASS

trade outfit, you know it'll look sexy on you.

Asali: Gain sexually transmitted disease.

Those druggies are full of 'em.

>>106172
Retrieve stick from ass. The whole point is that he would be fairly apathetic about it.
>>106158
Finish sexings already.

Am I the only one that remembers this?

http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/82439.html#88891

Nu may be a horndog but he doesn't want her to go off and diddle someone on her own. He said "Let me watch or join in". That does not imply that he's apathetic, it means he's okay with it being a group experience. I'm pretty sure that the END art that was posted doesn't count in this case... unless the quest is more meta than I'm aware of.

>>106189
it was posted by the guy who made the character. I think he is authorized to say what the character will like.

in conclusion: lol yer dumb

Asali 2010/01/06(Wed)03:18 No. 106194 ID: aba0a3
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"So yeah. I was there when the Black Plague creature ravaged Chilitown. It was like a person enshrouded in black. It killed everyone who didn't escape, and it corrupted things. The psychic, Casul, he said that the black death came from the Marina. He said the pieces of the keys would be in the fires of the island, and in the ice as well. We went towards the volcano, but.. well. I didn't go. None of them came back."

"That sounds pretty crappy, Mint. I was in the tavern drinking, I was almost killed--but Nu saved me."

"How lucky. The problem is that Chu didn't want to sit still. After a long while there was no further sign of the creature. Chu ran off to see what she could steal on the island. Haven't seen her at all."

>>106189
Fucked up shit has happened since then. It's safe to say that the same rules probably don't apply when you're on evil death island as opposed to normal life island.
>>106192
Also what he said.

>>106192
It's time to start posting in questdis I think.

>>106194
Tell her you'll keep an eye out for Chu.

>>106194

Squeeze her boob in a offhanded sort of way.

>person enshrouded in black
>Waterbound
>nu is a shark

well i dont like where this is going..

You really have a bad habit of banging random strangers and people you've just met.

Even if several hours later you find out that you actually know them. Which is even more creepy.

I think I know what you were really working as down at the docks.

>>106228

Well, Mint wasn't exactly someone she just met. Also, she wasn't a complete stranger.

Dude I would salute you if you could get someone to bang you after two brief meetings and a drink. Fair-and-square, no date rape drugs or blackmail or any of that weird shit.

>>106243

First off, I don't know how that has any bearing at all, considering this is a fictional game about fantasy people and all. Second, I probably could get some lonely chick to bang me if I was the only face she'd seen in weeks and I just brought her booze.

The Black Plague came from the Marina. Nu's flashback cleared him of any suspicion of being responsible. The one responsible is probably the =w= masked guy.

Asali 2010/01/06(Wed)21:19 No. 106785 ID: aba0a3
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You take the panties off of your head and put on your goggles. You get your things together and prepare to leave. You give Mint a goodbye grope. She squeezes your hand in the process.

"I'll be sure to keep an eye out for Chu."

"Hope she isn't dead. I hope you don't die either." She says and takes a hit from her hookah, the bottle of liquor is now drained.

"I'll do my best."

So now you know a little more, and you have that necklace. Do you intend to go towards the Marina, or are there any places you'd care to go to first?

We're goin' to the Marina.

Find another pair of panties to wear as a hat constantly.

Well there's the strange landmark. Maybe the necklace has something to do with it, but I'm reaching for it here. Also that spirit tried to talk to her back at the bridge.

Yes, we could go to the strange landmark. The necklace is definitely the same symbol as what's on it.

Asali 2010/01/06(Wed)22:25 No. 106913 ID: aba0a3
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Due to your fear of water and since the new rising suggestion to visit the Strange Landmark seems like a good idea, you go there instead.

Luckily, you manage to make it here without any trouble.

>>106910
Put the pendant on and stand in the center of the landmark.

Attempt to set the amulet on the funny indentation. If it doesn't work, punch the ground in frustration.

>>106917
then strike a pose

Asali 2010/01/06(Wed)22:41 No. 106936 ID: aba0a3
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You stand in the middle and slowly set the amulet in the marking in the middle. It glows red.

You feel strange, something is happening.

>>106936
POSE!
POSE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Prepare to either get out of the way or get on top of the center circle.

>>106936
Oh hell, all psychic powers have been disabled. Try uh... getting off the landmark.

Asali 2010/01/06(Wed)22:52 No. 106946 ID: aba0a3
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It's a little late to get off.

You fall.

>>106946
Oh. Shit.

GODDAMN METROID PRIME ROCKETVATORS

>>106946
you shoulda posed

>>106946
Fall in a more hardboiled manner. :U

Asali 2010/01/06(Wed)23:14 No. 106968 ID: aba0a3
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You fall down the pit for some time.

Deep down into the Darkness.

>>106968
Why does the darkness have a button nose, and why is it sticking its tongue out at me?

>>106978
It can't help how it looks, and because it dislikes you