Update Punch Quest 2020/03/31(Tue)09:18 No. 960137 ID: e7703b
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This party has gone for too long and I’m out of punch.
No other drink will qualify for this injustice.

What do?

Get your keys, it's time for a store run.

Slightly more responsible option: Get your designated driver, it's time for a store run.

Seek the Lordvessel, it is an adequate source of Sunny D.

Update Punch Quest 2020/03/31(Tue)09:30 No. 960141 ID: e7703b
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Looking around, there’s too many people about for me to find anyone I know to get me out of here. Not to mention it looks like there’s a hold up at the door. I’ll have to queue up to leave the party at this time, or I could waste time looking for anyone I know.
Time that could be spent looking for punch.

Hurl your empty glass at the people who stand in your way.

>>960141
Punch everyone who refuses to aid your quest for punch.

rip and tear

>>960141
Seek professional help. Where’s the closest frat boy? Ask them where the punch’s at.

Update Punch Quest 2020/03/31(Tue)09:46 No. 960146 ID: e7703b
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>>960142
>>960143
>>960144
You’re right! No one should part me from my punch!

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>>960145
Well, the EMT have cleared me to leave, I I’m now out of the party.
It’s later than I’ve expected, where should I go?

The nearest store. They might have punch.

are there bars open?

>>960147
Grocery store. They're an essential business.

Go straight to the manufacturer

Update Punch Quest 2020/03/31(Tue)10:07 No. 960153 ID: e7703b
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>>960148
>>960150
The store seems to be busy, with people now trying to stockpile shit. Damm hoarders. It’s bound to be busy inside, with a low chance to actually acquire punch.
Joining the queue would take about half an hour.

>>960149
The bars are equally busy. The quickest one would take 10 min or so, if I could get by their entrance requirements.

>>960151
That would take a few days to reach. We import punch here.

Do you know anyone who might have punch at their home?

Hm... your best option may be to crash another, less overcrowded, party likely to have punch. Check social media for signs of other parties.

How much money you bot? Could bribe someone at the line up

>>960153
Cut through the line. Claim you're only here for punch.

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It appears in the earlier melee, my inventory has been pilfered!
This will make things harder to accomplish.
I could try to sneak into the bar or steal some punch, or just go home.

Do you have a phone? Maybe you can make punch yourself. Look up a punch recipe.

Pray to the punch gods to be blessed with punch.

>>960158
Only consider going home if you have punch there

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My wallet, likewise my phone, was in my inventory. All I have is this cup.

I do not have any punch left at home. It’s been a rough week.

Visiting the church of punch to see the Punch God, the punch tank seems near empty. A priestess awaits at the entrance, seemingly nervous and looking about.

>>960162
Tell her you are on a most holy quest and require her blessings

Ask the priestess about the almost-empty tank.

>>960163
Is there trouble in the fields of punch?

become a punch god crusader

>>960166
deus vult!

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I walk up to the priestess and inquire on how I can acquire her precious nectar of the gods.

She looks at me and blushes at my question.

Tell her that you're talking about the punch tank, not her.

>>960169
You are on a most holy quest and have no time for blushing. Tell her you're very thirsty and only she can quench your thirst. Because every other place is super crowded.

Punch, but she can come later.

>>960170
Why not her? The goddess is the divine being from which the punch of life flows, and the priestess is truly the goddess’s chosen.

Inquire about punch as well, but no reason to not pass up this opportunity’s

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The priestess sighs in relief upon me clarifying myself.
She tells me that the Punch God has been running low in faithfuls and is glad that someone is willing to join them in being one of their
Blah blah blah
She’s speaking too much but it would be rude to interrupt her.
She ends her sermon with telling me that there is still some punch inside, but we’d have to join in the line inside to get the last of it.

>Enter
>Leave

Enter the line. Ask her what the wait time is.

Enter. Need to at least see how long the line is.

>>960174
>The last of it
OH NO THEY'RE GONNA RUN OUT! HURRY!

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With conviction to get punch any way I can, I immediately enter the building.
My footsteps echo though the silent chamber, as I see the punch tank at the far end of the room.
A feeling of dread creeps up my spine as I realize I’m the only person here.

There is no punch line.

End Punch Quest 2020/03/31(Tue)11:24 No. 960179 ID: e7703b
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The quest for quench has ended.

PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

badum-tiss

>No punch line ending achieved
Like every other quest in the graveyard *smirk*

>>960184
Unfortunately, completed quests go to the archive and not the graveyard.