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960136 No. 960136 ID: e7703b

The quest for quench
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No. 960137 ID: e7703b
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This party has gone for too long and I’m out of punch.
No other drink will qualify for this injustice.

What do?
No. 960138 ID: 0efe8e

Get your keys, it's time for a store run.
No. 960139 ID: 015bf2

Slightly more responsible option: Get your designated driver, it's time for a store run.
No. 960140 ID: 1ed92d

Seek the Lordvessel, it is an adequate source of Sunny D.
No. 960141 ID: e7703b
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Looking around, there’s too many people about for me to find anyone I know to get me out of here. Not to mention it looks like there’s a hold up at the door. I’ll have to queue up to leave the party at this time, or I could waste time looking for anyone I know.
Time that could be spent looking for punch.
No. 960142 ID: 465a14

Hurl your empty glass at the people who stand in your way.
No. 960143 ID: 1ed92d

Punch everyone who refuses to aid your quest for punch.
No. 960144 ID: 246d97

rip and tear
No. 960145 ID: 015bf2

Seek professional help. Where’s the closest frat boy? Ask them where the punch’s at.
No. 960146 ID: e7703b
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You’re right! No one should part me from my punch!
No. 960147 ID: e7703b
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Well, the EMT have cleared me to leave, I I’m now out of the party.
It’s later than I’ve expected, where should I go?
No. 960148 ID: 470289

The nearest store. They might have punch.
No. 960149 ID: e4abe1

are there bars open?
No. 960150 ID: 1ed92d

Grocery store. They're an essential business.
No. 960151 ID: e7c7d3

Go straight to the manufacturer
No. 960153 ID: e7703b
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The store seems to be busy, with people now trying to stockpile shit. Damm hoarders. It’s bound to be busy inside, with a low chance to actually acquire punch.
Joining the queue would take about half an hour.

The bars are equally busy. The quickest one would take 10 min or so, if I could get by their entrance requirements.

That would take a few days to reach. We import punch here.
No. 960154 ID: 5a05f7

Do you know anyone who might have punch at their home?
No. 960155 ID: 015bf2

Hm... your best option may be to crash another, less overcrowded, party likely to have punch. Check social media for signs of other parties.
No. 960156 ID: e7c7d3

How much money you bot? Could bribe someone at the line up
No. 960157 ID: fa2754

Cut through the line. Claim you're only here for punch.
No. 960158 ID: e7703b
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It appears in the earlier melee, my inventory has been pilfered!
This will make things harder to accomplish.
I could try to sneak into the bar or steal some punch, or just go home.
No. 960159 ID: 470289

Do you have a phone? Maybe you can make punch yourself. Look up a punch recipe.
No. 960160 ID: b07f1c

Pray to the punch gods to be blessed with punch.
No. 960161 ID: fa2754

Only consider going home if you have punch there
No. 960162 ID: e7703b
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My wallet, likewise my phone, was in my inventory. All I have is this cup.

I do not have any punch left at home. It’s been a rough week.

Visiting the church of punch to see the Punch God, the punch tank seems near empty. A priestess awaits at the entrance, seemingly nervous and looking about.
No. 960163 ID: 5a05f7

Tell her you are on a most holy quest and require her blessings
No. 960164 ID: b07f1c

Ask the priestess about the almost-empty tank.
No. 960165 ID: fa2754

Is there trouble in the fields of punch?
No. 960166 ID: 94e551

become a punch god crusader
No. 960168 ID: e4abe1

deus vult!
No. 960169 ID: e7703b
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I walk up to the priestess and inquire on how I can acquire her precious nectar of the gods.

She looks at me and blushes at my question.
No. 960170 ID: b07f1c

Tell her that you're talking about the punch tank, not her.
No. 960171 ID: 5a05f7

You are on a most holy quest and have no time for blushing. Tell her you're very thirsty and only she can quench your thirst. Because every other place is super crowded.
No. 960172 ID: fa2754

Punch, but she can come later.
No. 960173 ID: 8b660e

Why not her? The goddess is the divine being from which the punch of life flows, and the priestess is truly the goddess’s chosen.

Inquire about punch as well, but no reason to not pass up this opportunity’s
No. 960174 ID: e7703b
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The priestess sighs in relief upon me clarifying myself.
She tells me that the Punch God has been running low in faithfuls and is glad that someone is willing to join them in being one of their
Blah blah blah
She’s speaking too much but it would be rude to interrupt her.
She ends her sermon with telling me that there is still some punch inside, but we’d have to join in the line inside to get the last of it.

No. 960175 ID: b07f1c

Enter the line. Ask her what the wait time is.
No. 960176 ID: 470289

Enter. Need to at least see how long the line is.
No. 960177 ID: 5a05f7

>The last of it
No. 960178 ID: e7703b
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With conviction to get punch any way I can, I immediately enter the building.
My footsteps echo though the silent chamber, as I see the punch tank at the far end of the room.
A feeling of dread creeps up my spine as I realize I’m the only person here.

There is no punch line.
No. 960179 ID: e7703b
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The quest for quench has ended.
No. 960182 ID: fa2754

No. 960183 ID: 8b660e

No. 960184 ID: b07f1c

>No punch line ending achieved
Like every other quest in the graveyard *smirk*
No. 960185 ID: 465a14

Unfortunately, completed quests go to the archive and not the graveyard.
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