Hit the third button. The Skinner box is real.

>>959283
Push third button.
What's in that box over there?

Ok fine push the second button then.

Don't push any buttons.

Spin on the chair!

Push the button again. Then sit in a serious-looking pose and pretend like you know what you're doing.

I would say "Please daddy, not the belt!", but that wouldn't make sense. After all, dittos are all females!

So, tell this ditto that, yes, you're one of those. And that you got this job fair and square.

>>959299
Tell it you were checking to see if the signs lied. If it threatens you with the belt, don't take any shit. That's grounds for lawsuit.

Tell him that he's one sexy mofo. But that unless he has something important to tell you, you have a job to do. Then turn back to the desk.

>>959304
Just stare at them, and ask if you can have your buttons back now.

Just check with the ditto if you're subbing in for Arceus.

>>959308
I guess we can just sue them then. The big moneys.

Well played.