>>9700
Fuck it.

Tell them who we are. Tell them everything.
They deserve to know.

...Is it just me, or did Mudy become taller?

>>9702
Embellish it a bit...

"I told i am a prince, but i didn't say from which kingdom." and so on.

>>9703
I know, right? Definitely got bigger.

Wow, he really IS prettier now.

"I have a confession. I have almost no memory of my life prior to a week or so ago. Perhaps an hour before I first met you, Bladetree and Axebeard. The Prince story was the first explanation to pop into my head. Until last night, I felt terrible for clinging to this story, but I've now found out it's true, in a sense. I am a Prince. I'm the fifth Blutjeager."

>>9700
Raital be really giving Darkmoon the evil eyes. Assure her later that we're not interested and neither is Darkmoon, she just flaunts her stuff because that's how Dark Elves ARE.

>>9705
>>9703
NO

HE DID NOT

YOUR OVERACTIVE IMAGINATIONS ARE OVERACTIVE

"It deeply pains me to inform you that I have been traveling with amnesia until now. But I am a prince... I am the fifth blutjaeger."

"also we're dating"

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)16:28 No. 9711 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy takes a deep breath.
>"I have a confession. I have almost no memory of my life prior to a week or so ago. Perhaps an hour before I first met you, Bladetree and Axebeard. The Prince story was the first explanation to pop into my head. Until last night, I felt terrible for clinging to this story, but I've now found out it's true, in a sense. I am a Prince. I'm the fifth Blutjeager."

There is a long silence.
Totenkopf breaks it.
>"I can't say I really care."

>"I am here by king's order, not for thine sake."

>"Ah think yer a nice lad whatever yer background it, me lad."

>"Vhe are still killink Skullking, yes?"

>>9706
"But this doesn't change anything.
The Skullking is still our number one enemy.
She threatens the entire world and none of us shall know peace until she is defeated.
We shall march to the Dark Elf kingodm and pry her cold treacherous grip from the region!
And then we shall march straight to her front door!
I shall not rest until she is utterly defeated!
I shall unite the entire world against her if need be!"

Our party members are awesome <3

Get all misty eyed for a second "Aw,thanks you guys"

>>9711
Raital, honey? Can you not scowl? It's rude.

>>9711
"Awesome. I just figured I should tell you all so this doesn't come bite me in the ass later."
"Now let's go kill my mom!"

ADVENTURE!

Punch Bladetree in the snout to establish superiority.

>>9713
You're not thinking like a kobold - to establish dominance, we have to hump him!

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)16:42 No. 9725 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Aw, thanks!"
Mudy is delighted with the response. He can't help but get excited.
>"Then let us go out and slay my mother!"

The party cheers, except for Bladetree.
>"..But if that is thine lady.. and thou art a blutjaeger.. then--"

Suddenly, one of the foxcreatures stands at the table.
>"Honored customer!"
, it shrieks.
>"I am truely sorry for interrupting, but I must ask you this now. How are you willing to pay?"

>>9725
"With Bladetree."
YEAH DON'T BRING LOGIC INTO THIS FUCKER

>>9725

DINE AND DASH

>>9725
Ask our options.

>>9725
That depends on what they are willing to take as payment of course. Gold would be too easily, obviously.

...how about two faithful servants who would be happy to become tenders of an apple orchard?

>>9725
BLADETREE YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS NOW GET UP EVERYONE WE HAVE PLACES TO BE CHOP CHOP MEET US UP LATER BLADETREE

>>9725

With our soul, of course. Has always worked so well.

But no, seriously. Ask what currencies they accept here.

>>9725
Well, what do they accept as payment, and how much was the stay?

>>9725
Respond boisterously, "WHAT METHODS OF PAYMENT DO YOU ACCEPT?"

You can have Bladetree. He's an older model and he's got a few miles on him, but his trade in value should still be pretty high.

If worse comes to worse. We can always just bill it to the king and send him an "I'm sorry,wont happen again" note.

>>9725
"Do you accept song?"

>>9731
We need them though! They are our Crouching Morons, Hidden Badasses!

>>9741
tvtropes aren't ALWAYS accurate.

We can remember what the pocket gem is now.

Offer them Bladetree, Hans, and Gunther.

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)16:54 No. 9746 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy politely asks what sort of payment the foxes accept.

The fox nods wildly as it responds.
>"For mortals... bodyparts - especially eyeballs - and souls, magically charged gems, and firstborns!"

Let's offer to play a wondrous song for their other customers.

PUT THAT FLUTE TO WORK

>>9746
MAGICALLY CHARGED GEMS YOU SAY?

>>9746
Have Bladetree's soul.

>>9746
The gem I brought in my coat should have a sufficiently valuable charge, yes? If not I'll have to speak with my *hem* advisors.

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)16:57 No. 9753 ID: fb5d8e
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The foxcreature bursts out in a terrible shrieking laugh.
>"HYEEK HYEEK HYEEK!
>JUST KIDDING!
>HYEEK HYEEK HYEEK!
>The Well of Truth does not charge anything! We are not mortals!
>HYEEK HYEEK HYEEK!
>Now tell me where you are heading so we may lead you there safely!"

>>9753
Oh right, he was JUST KIDDING.

>>9753

Well shit. Nah, we'd much rather just get out in the place we got in, please.

Ask if they accept half-demon blood. If so, just get a bucket and have Mudy put on a table dance for Raital.

>>9753
...I like this guy. Got a good set of mannerisms, dicks with you even while being very nice and giving.

>>9759
if he wasn't kidding..this is totally what we would have done.

We sticking with the plan to go to the desert?

>9753

Occupied and friendly Dwarven Fortress

OR

Occupied and Friendly Dark Elf City

>>9753
Oh this greatly amused me, fine gentleman!

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/07/20(Mon)17:00 No. 9766 ID: ec1a70
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>>9753

>>9753
OH U REAVER

"We are headed to the Dark Elf kingdom!"

>>9764
Taikah said something about having wiped out the dwarves. We should go there to assess the situation but that wouldn't be healthy for Axebeard. The dark elves are the best choice.
Then the humans.

SEND US TO HELL

>>9769
>Taikah said something about having wiped out the dwarves.

To be certain, the loss of an entire fortress is grave, but I'm sure most of the dwarves are still alive.

Occupied and friendly Dwarven Fortress

OR

Occupied and Friendly Dark Elf City

TO THE DARK ELVES!

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)17:08 No. 9777 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy allows himself to breathe again.
>"We are headed to the Dark Elf kingdom!"

>"Good choice, honored customer!"
, the fox replies.
>"You and your companions will find their clothes and belongings cleaned and sharpened in front of their rooms. You may leave whenever you wish.
>We wish you a wonderful fruitful journey! Hyeek hyeek hyeek!"

>>9777

Bladetree is not pleased.

Ah well, ONWARDS!

Maintain BLUTJEAGER SMOOTHNESS

Say "Thank you. You've been very kind."

(Is Bladetree glaring at the fox, or us?)

>>9777
Bladetree is going to kill us for heresy, isn't he?

As soon as Bladetree opens his mouth blurt out that Silvermoone is a guy.

>>9777
"Bladetree, stare at me harder and I just might, under your king's order, make you wear my previous underwear."

>>9779
Pretty sure us.

The whole 'stereotypical period views on familial couplings' vs our 'OHHITHERERAITAL' is likely bothering him. We just have to make sure we stay a solid and charismatic leader throughout our travels, and I imagine after a while he won't care anymore.

>>9779
He's freaking out at Mudy doing his sister.

>>9777
"Ah good then"

as you lead the way out of the room, quietly whisper to bladetree "You should see what we did to our room"

Retrieve things and then ADVENTURE HO!

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)17:21 No. 9790 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy responds politely.
>"Thank you. You've been very kind."
..but the fox has already vanished.

With some enthusiastic but controlled mumbling the party returns to their rooms to don their gear and prepare themselves for the rest of the journey.

Mudy feels a hand going up his leg.

>>9790
Hey, we can please both Khorne and Slaanesh at the same time. Let's do it.

>>9790
Raital, you read my mind. Right here, right now, on the table.

>>9790

"I guess we have some time..."

The progression of Bladetree's internal thought processes:

:|

>:\

>:|

๏̯͡๏

_██_
(ಠ_ృ) < I say.

ಥ_ಥ

Roll with it.

and flash bladetree a thumbs up.

>>9790
"We should probably go get ready...
...In a bit"

Take her hand in yours "Come on Raital, we need to get going."

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)17:26 No. 9801 ID: bd2eec
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Bladetree comes to a stunning realization.

>>9801
Please, dear Sir, take yourself an Internet or two. You deserve it.

Lets gently lift her hand, and say,

'We cannot tarry. We have truly important and momentous tasks ahead of us, and however much we may want to stay here and enjoy the moment more, we have to move forward. Just know that I love you Raital.'

>>9801
Oh yeah? Well your prince is a transvestite!

After some more time with Raital (in during too-clingy-to-function) we should talk to Bladetree. Be all like "Look. It's not like we're THAT related. We're not even the same species! As far as I'm concerned, we were just built with the same dark rituals by the same sorcerer. If you're okay with the dark rituals part, I don't see why the rest should bother you."

>>9820

Well, actually, they're both kobolds.

>>9822
Raital's a halfbold. We're a kobold.

>>9822
Just as much as humans and half-elves are of the same species. Ehh... I dunno.

>>9822
But one of them a bit less.

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)17:57 No. 9827 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy gently takes Raital's hand.
>"We cannot tarry."
, he says.
>"We have truly important and momentous tasks ahead of us, and however much we may want to stay here and enjoy the moment more, we have to move forward. Just know that I love you Raital."

Raital sighs and rubs her cheek against Mudy.
>"I love you too.."

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)17:57 No. 9828 ID: bd2eec
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>>9790
On the way back to the rooms...

"Ye got nahce cheeks fer a pointyears, lad~"

So together do they make a three quarter bold?

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)17:58 No. 9830 ID: fb5d8e
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Moments later, the entire crew is dressed up and leaving the Wells of Truth, probably never to return again.
The foxcreature cry out after them,
>"We wish you a safe journey! Good luck! Great health to you! Farewell! Farewell!"

>>9829
More like a 'Bold and a half!

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)17:59 No. 9832 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy travels down the dense mist again, losing sight of his companions for the second time - but now, he feels like Raital is very close by.

Seriously, guys, we need to talk to Bladetree before he flips out and kills us in our sleep.

Sheesh, dude. It's not THAT messed up. Royalty does that kind of crap all the time.

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)18:02 No. 9834 ID: fb5d8e
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At the end of the path everyone exits the familiar gate - but now all are standing on the edge of a rocky cliffside, overlooking an endless sea of sand. The sun presses down on them as warm dry winds make their robes and hair dance.

Darkmoon Dagger stands furthest on the cliff and points to the center of the desert.
>"Tere!"
, she shouts,
>"Is beink oasis city of Firevhater. Home!"



>End of chapter 19

>>9833
Ahh he'll get over it.
And if he decides to get uppity about it we can just tell him about "Princess" Silvermoon.

>>9835
Silvermoon is our bro though.

First chance we get, heart to heart time with Bladetree. Brosef looks beyond pissed.

Hopefully, we're only brother and sister in a superficial way anyway - like the Skullking made us from clay or some shit.

Then again, anyone familiar with kobold cultural norms? For all we know, this kinda crap could be par for the course with the little freaky bastards.

>>9828
God bless you, lad.

>>9835
Don't rat out Silvermoon. That'd be a dick move.

>>9834
Wow.

I have to say, we got a good bit done this chapter.

GEWD SAYSHUN, GAISE.

Hey Reaver, I know I asked this a couple times, but is there any chance of getting a party stat card? We haven't gotten one of those in a very long time, and I think it would be a good way to show how our party has survived all these crazy hijinks since the last party card.

I mean, Tot lost an arm (doesn't even wear face paint anymore), Raital doesn't hide in her traditional Blutjaeger garb (we should offer it back to her in case she wants it), Bladetree is in the party, Hans and Gunther are our only soldiers left, and by virtue of having names and having ridiculous faces I think they deserve mention too.

Anyway yeah, I think now would be an awesome time for a party card.

>>9790
I have never noticed the dwarf having a BOW in her hair before.

>>9879
Doesn't surprise me after having seen bows in the frill of her beard already.

Bob 2009/07/20(Mon)21:36 No. 9971 ID: 6164e0
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I mean really, the last time we saw any numbers was as bonus content for 689 posts for Mudy Quest total back in volume 1.

Bob, I really appreciate how much you enjoy MudyQuest, but I always read the thread and your suggestions thoroughly, so there's really no reason to repeat yourself all the time.
I like the idea of showing another statcard and I will look into it.

>>10021
Eh. sorry.

I work with kids a good bit, and I am thoroughly used to repeating myself to kids over (and over and over) until they actually listen and work on projects, and it sometimes bleeds through to outside endeavors.

I'll try and shut up a bit.