Sit there for a bit.

Clap your hands.

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)18:53 No. 927020 ID: 5077c3
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>>927016
You sit there for a while. You get an ACHIEVEMENT.

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)18:53 No. 927021 ID: 5077c3
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>>927018
You clap your hands. It makes a nice sound, even if it is pretty odd.

>>927021
Determine gender!

(idc if we present male or female, but we must be a herm so we get both achievements.)

Now just what are these quartz things?

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)18:59 No. 927027 ID: 5077c3
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>>927023
You check.

...you don't have any parts in the slightest, aside from some arms, legs, and a head.

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)19:00 No. 927028 ID: 5077c3
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>>927024
You don't have any idea, either!

>>927028
(ah heck i forgot to add the rip. pretend it's there.)

>>927030
Well then, lets go take a gander at that there rip!

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)19:18 No. 927036 ID: 5077c3
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>>927035
You peek around, and...

oh hey! It's an INVENTORY AND STATS card. You don't think you can go out there, though. Your fingers are already hurting, and they're only slightly out!

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)19:20 No. 927037 ID: 5077c3
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wait hold on
were those always there

>>927037
Appears to be a claw, some wire, and a bottle or battery.

Try making a lasso out of the wire and grab the inventory screen.

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)19:29 No. 927042 ID: 5077c3
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>>927039
You skip past all the willy-nilly and grab it by crafting together the HANDLE, GRABBY HOOK, and STRING. You get the F Tier Item "Grabby McWhip".
Also, you have 3 INVENTORY SLOTS now.

>>927043
Snag that doublepost with grabby mcwhip before it gets away!

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)19:33 No. 927046 ID: 5077c3
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>>927045
You get the feeling that that was a complete waste of time.

I feel like I inspired this quest, probably didn't though.
Check achievements list, if some are hidden, check global (Multiversal?) achievement statistics to see hidden achievement names

Oh, also check inventory and if space place "Grabby McWhip" in it

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)19:55 No. 927050 ID: 5077c3
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>>927048
>>927049
You do both at once with ADVANCED SPLITSCREEN (read: line tool) technology.
And all 3 of your Inventory slots are empty. Well, only 2 are empty now.

Look around for a shop of some kind. If nothing is visible, just wander off to the left.

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)20:03 No. 927054 ID: 5077c3
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>>927051
You would go to the left, when someone pops out.

"hello! fr!end! ! am zomm! you want shop! ! w!ll give you a shop! !t !s mine! very spec!al!"

You are very confused.

>>927054
take the, apparently, free shop you are being offered.

Uh yeah sure buddy

Vell 2019/03/23(Sat)20:10 No. 927057 ID: 5077c3
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>>927055
>>927056
ow

>>927057
realize there never was a ground where you have only been pretending, float out from under the shop. then go back to pretending ground exists. go up find money, then return to the shop to see what it sells.

or go up and just TRY to find money.

>>927057
Buy something to make the shop lighter.

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)08:04 No. 927091 ID: 5077c3
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>>927061
You suddenly remember you can float. This is... actually really helpful and you think you'll just... keep floating, actually.

From the shop pops a face.
"oh. heya. so uh, you're new here, right? you know, don't bother. i know you are. you've got 40 quartz on you, and i can sell you stuff to progress."

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)08:14 No. 927092 ID: 5077c3
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"so, welcome to my shop. i would strongly recommend the starter kit, simply because it contains a lot of goodies, that if you bought them separately, would cost more than 35 QUARTZ. but i mean, you can get other things if you want."

>>927092
Get starter kit

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)08:29 No. 927095 ID: 5077c3
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>>927094
You got the STARTER KIT! (and an achievement.)
You open it up, and find a lot of goodies!
Specifically:
6 Inventory Slots
3 Voidflower Seeds
1 Crafting Bench
1 Virtual Shop
1 Book Of Miscellany
1 Book Of Basic Farming
1 Book Of Basic Fighting
1 HP Stat
1 VP Stat
1 STR Stat
6 VOIDWOOD
1 Watering Can
1 Insta-Dungeon (Level 1)
1 Insta-Island (Void Terrain)

...that's a lot of stuff.

Slap down that insta-island pronto.

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)10:16 No. 927104 ID: 5077c3
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>>927101
The INSTA-ISLAND is put down.
You do get an achievement, it's just that the author already made the image and was writing this before they noticed.
In any case, you get 10 more QUARTZ. You now have 25 QUARTZ.

>>927104
Wander about. Read books.

>VOIDWOOD
I know what must be done.
Equip VOIDWOOD.

>>927104
Grab the shopkeeper out of the stall and make him a companion!

>>927106
Support use the manual

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)12:28 No. 927120 ID: 5077c3
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>>927106
>>927113
The books have been read!

>>927111
You pick him up.
"what are you doing put me down now please"

>>927108
As VOIDWOOD is a material, you can't equip it as a WEAPON! You can craft things using it, though.

What about the book of miscellany?

Place crafting bench, put shopkeeper on it.

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)13:50 No. 927122 ID: 5077c3
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>>927121
(1/2)
The book of Miscellany seems to list stats, acting as more of a "things i've encountered" book.

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)13:51 No. 927123 ID: 5077c3
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>>927121
(2/2)
You put the shopkeeper down on the crafting bench, that you just put down.
Unfortunately, you can't make anything from him.
"UNFORTUNATELY?!?!"

>>927123
Try just his hat.

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)14:35 No. 927126 ID: 5077c3
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>>927125
You reach for his hat, but before you can grab it, he slaps you.

"Don't try anything like that again. I will not hesitate to fight you if you do."

>>927126
Damn it, its on! Slapfight him into submission and make him your bitch!

Then craft with the hat.

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)14:57 No. 927129 ID: 5077c3
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>>927127
"it's your funeral."
(1/3)

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)14:57 No. 927130 ID: 5077c3
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>>927129
Before you can even act, you are obliterated.
(2/3)

Vell 2019/03/24(Sun)14:58 No. 927131 ID: 5077c3
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>>927130
GAME OVER

>>927131
Load last autosave.

>>927132
Slight problem.
There was no autosave.

(i would continue this if i still enjoyed the concept. unfortunately... i don't really like this one any more. so, uh... sorry that it has to end here.)

>>927133
Oh. Well, hey, at least you finished it!