Just another day yep definitely no weird shit.
>>893607 Help Captain get to safety, we can give Jim a wiggler funeral later.
>>893617 I agree!
"Do any of you know how a perfectly normal farmer who would be safe to remain in close proximity of wiggles?"
*BANG BANG BANG* >"What the hell!" the Mineco Lt yells. >"Petingz Fed coming out of the barn 12 o'clock!" a random soldier yells. >"What the fuck are petingz fed doing here"Lt yells. >"Hell if a kno- TANK." *BOOM*
>Help Captain get to safety, we can give Jim a wiggler funeral later. Well the bang sticks are booming I drag captain mustash in the above ground hole. "Do any of you know a perfectly normal farmer who would be safe to remain in close proximity of us?" >"Yeah Bluetard say's he lives in the old Mineco mines down the farm a ways." captain doesn't look so good *Bang Bang Bang* *BOOM*
>>893778 Either blue or red wrap around him and act as tourniquet while the other stand guard and or help treat captain.
>Either blue or red wrap around him and act as tourniquet while the other stand guard and or help treat captain. Blue's already on it >"This is Lt buck I need back up this tank is tarring my men apart like this was a gay porno". >"This is Mineco hq uuumm.... we cant afford to send back up at this time can you hold out for 2 more days" >"Are you fucking kidding me 2 Days"Lt says >"listen saber 1 were fighting a war itll be 2 more days tell themen work there way over there ok Hq out" >"FUCK its always like this why do I even bother trying to contact hq and get some help OK MEN FALL BACK INTO THE TREE LINE"lt says
Buck and his men fortify the tree line for an assault
Wiggle Rhythmically to summon a sand-worm.
Sorry about the slow updates of the thread my computer is not working that good im still trying to get it to work right but when i do il post the next image so il be a little bit slower
The wigglers start to wiggle Rhythmically to summon the one and only
MEGA WIGGLES >”WHY MUST YOU SUMMON ME” >”Uuuum yeah MEN FALL BACK AND PREPARE FOR AN ATTACK!” LT buck yells
"Sorry ma'am. We were just dancing to a really catchy Ear-worm, but your magnificent presence has cast it from my mind. Please let us trouble you no longer as we take our leave, and may the most blessed of fortunes follow you." Flee!
>>894414 "Help us flee from those guys preety please ?"
A Slav walks up to make the wiggles and punches him in the throat and then squats on his quirks as he drinks vodka
Maga
"UUUmm Mega wiggles can you help us flop away" >"Fine but you better get me wiggler snacks after this.....Illegal wiggler snacks. "Ok" >"Hey you slimey ass Worms Im going to turn you in to goulash, You sobaka"some random slav yells as he gets out of the bushes
>>894602 Tell him if help on our escape we fill his empty vodka bottle with vodka flavored wiggle juice.
>>894602 That guy is trying to stop us from getting you your illegal wiggler snacks!
Lt Buck puts on tracksuit and walks out onto the battlefield and squats and drinks vodka
putin shows up shirtless on a bear
>”You will not get in the way of my wiggler snacks!” >”Cyka blya-“ *Smush* “Every one down this convenient hole I found in the above ground hole!”
“Ok I can’t hear the boom sticks anymore” >”.............ha ha” Ummmmm wiggles is scared!
>>894936 well those wiggler snacks ain't gonna find themselves, explore the place for some snacks.
Ummmm I don’t want to know what’s in the “Wiggler cell’s” room >”..........HA HA Ummmmmmmm I’m not okay with this the laughs are getting closer
>>896073 Hide now and look for a escape route. It could be a Wiggler eating mole and we better not be around when it shows up.
back above ground there is a BSN news chopper reporting the newest news
of News
>”..HA HA” Yep that’s way to close uuuum there’s a hole in the wall but it’s dark >”HA HA” I’m going in
...........
*Thump*
....... >”..............ha ha” Uuuum Wiggles has no idea what the just was?
MEANWHILE “Ph ph ph ph ph ph ph ph ph ph ph” “THIS IS BSNN TV SLIME CITY MOST BS NEWS NETWORK AND WERE HERE TO COVER THE NEWS OF NES” >”ph ph ph ph ph” *inhale* “Did I say you could stop” >”no sir”
>>896323 Use the element of stealth to infiltrate that chopper without being noticed and get a free ride.
We use the most Stealthy sneaking and board the chopper *Splat* >“Huh I think I heard a splat on our chopper jacky get the camera I’m going on the spot!” >”stop calling me jacky” >”well get a name change then,can you stop the chopper so I can get the camera ready it keeps bouncing into my “”snow””.” >”no I can’t because you put this stupid ass plushy in the driver seat”
jacky sees is the wigglers and proceeds to shoot at them and yelling get off the chopper you dirtbags
>>898122 Sabotage the chopper so it can’t be used!
>_Sabotage the chopper so it can’t be used! Ok I use my super wigging powers and get the chopper to stop *CRASH* >_"what the fuck jacky I just hit my head" >_"it wasn't me a swear hey is that tank aiming at us?" >_"probl-"
*BOOM*
Ok Ok the thing is gone should I investigate the fun dungeon, Or the wiggler cell's room, Or try and find out what that was. I can still hear him walking
Go find the Stalker
you wiggle through the fun dungeon an the loneWaffle was leaving to go get a snack
>Go find the Stalker Ok I will start looking for him. Hmmm well all I see is this door... Maybe he's in there?
I fell like I'm being watched
The worm gets a trip 6 feet under
I got a bad feeling about this
BLAYYT!!!!!!! *bang bang bang*
*SPLAT* .wiggles is dead.
RIP
restart?