Cleun 2018/07/03(Tue)23:32 No. 891083 ID: 40232e
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Cleun 2018/07/03(Tue)23:33 No. 891084 ID: 40232e
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vicotory!

>gained: 1 Level

>Self esteem +1
>Gumption +2
>Weird Kinks +69

Nice

Fantasise about your wierd kinks despite having other things to do probably.

Cleun 2018/07/04(Wed)01:48 No. 891094 ID: 40232e
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jasper is immediately besieged by a KINK GREMLIN for thinking about that garbage

this is whatcha get for being into like... vore or watersports or feet or whatever

this dude

its whatcha get boi

>>891094
accept your kink Gremlin in a embrace

>>891094
Flee in shame.

Flee in terror

Throw a tarp over them. Hope no one finds him.

Kink shame him for having multiple bewbs. Or is that body shaming...?

Cleun 2018/07/04(Wed)14:03 No. 891148 ID: 40232e
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a tarp is thrown over the shitty kink goblin. he flees in an appropriate mixture of shame, terror, and disgust

youll have to face the truth someday jasper

face your shame

>>891148
The only shame we feel is that we let some unfunny jerk steal our awesome pie.

Cleun 2018/07/04(Wed)14:14 No. 891154 ID: 40232e
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the.... the pie?






OH SHIT RIGHT THE PIE

>>891154
Yeah that thing we set out to recover from the 2spooky hand... get a move on.

You'd best get to stepping, that pies going to spoil if you take too long. That spooky hand thing better have a fridge or something to keep that in. From the look of it we might need a HINT.

Cleun 2018/07/05(Thu)15:29 No. 891313 ID: 40232e
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onwards you absolute fucking moron

but you're our moron

Cleun 2018/07/05(Thu)15:29 No. 891314 ID: 40232e
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welcome to the pie factory







smells like pie

>>891314
Think they will have some of that awesome BURMPLEBERRY PIE? Nah probably not, although we might be able to equip ourselves some some BANANA CREAM PIE however, the most hillarious of pies, as they are meant to be thrown at the faces of our enemies.

>>891314
Check out the whole process, from beginning to end!

Fucking just take every pie you see.

>>891370
NO! If you steal all the pie parts this factory will never make pie for you again!

Conquer the factory so you have a steady supply of pies to throw

locate the redberry pie

>>891373
That's just super stealing.

Cleun 2018/07/06(Fri)18:48 No. 891460 ID: 40232e
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after stealing and hiding the writer's tablet pen for like a day ol jasper decides to steal some pies now




like a crimester

>>891460
At least leave some change or something, it’s better not to be a crimester, crimesters are unfunny. Unfunny like the 2spooky hand who stole YOUR pie..... Or a Mime....

>>891473
Satan's left hand is assisting the Playable Clownactor. Crimester is an understatement at this point.

>>891488
But Satan can be funny, there’s nothing that funny about stealing pie when we’re also trying to recover stolen pie. That is unless we are stealing from MIMES... fuckin’ dicks...

Oh by the way I think that gear is watching you.

Cleun 2018/07/06(Fri)21:15 No. 891512 ID: 40232e
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jasper does not think mimes are the same as spooky purple hands. or spooky purple hand monsters maybe?

mimes arent even that bad. just nature. the mimes eat the clowns, the clowns eat the pies, and the pies eat the grass, and the grass eats the whole sun

Satan's Left Hand would like to remind you that, in fact, crimes is good, and you should be total crimesters all the timesters

>>891512
I never said they were the same, just that mimes can be real dicks at times. Mostly because of how unfunny they are.

But yeah leave at least some change for the pie, if it’s good pie leave more.

Satan knows what's up. Dawg. Also mimes are really cute. Not saying you should think thoughts about creatures that eat you.
But.

Okay, look for signs. We must find the pie with the weird name. Probably? I mean I'm good with just cherry.

Cleun 2018/07/07(Sat)19:52 No. 891629 ID: d11392
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wait


mimes are cute?


well i guess it is like theyre wearing nothing at all...

nothing at all...

nothing at all...

>>891629
Mimes are cute as hell but get working and stop thinking in booty, I CAN ALREDY FEEL the presence of KINK GREMLIN getting near, pick the pies and prepare for a battle.

Now that you have some pie, you EAT IT

Cleun 2018/07/07(Sat)21:26 No. 891636 ID: bd7115
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of course! eating this delicious pies will distract me!

Cleun 2018/07/07(Sat)21:27 No. 891637 ID: bd7115
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HORMPH

Cleun 2018/07/07(Sat)21:27 No. 891638 ID: bd7115
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delicious!

Throw pie at the wayward kink shaming goblin

Call out the kink goblin for their crimes, cmon, it's obvious that his kink is kinkshaming! Get a room!

>>891638
Excellent, now go find the supervisor's office and report a pie theft.

YOU 8 A PI??!

QUEST COMPLEET!!?!

>>891655
Incorrect, we must regain our lost honor by giving the 2spooky hand a what for!

Cleun 2018/07/09(Mon)23:50 No. 891936 ID: 40232e
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yo id like to report a stolen pie and also a kink gremlin

i havent beat the game yet tho

Cleun 2018/07/09(Mon)23:51 No. 891938 ID: 40232e
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Biggs Largely: "Why if it isn't jasper! Have you stolen a pie from me? Did you bring a kink gremlin into my factory thinking about supple mime butts?"

Cleun 2018/07/09(Mon)23:52 No. 891939 ID: 40232e
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Biggs Largely: "Can't have fucking that"

Accept the assassination mission to kill the kink gremlin.

OH NO HE'S GOT A GUN. RUN CLOWN RUN.

Correction, your hugeness.
As we have yet to leave the premises, and we fully intend to pay for the pie we ate, it wasn't truly theft.
Also, if you'll allow us, we'll deal with that kinky little gremlin ourselves for free.

>>891939
some a bunch of kink grimlins to take all the bullets then shoot him with the power of clowning

Cleun 2018/07/13(Fri)13:46 No. 892614 ID: 40232e
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i will accept this mission to assassinate the kink gremlin

also never gonna pay for that pie crimes is good

Cleun 2018/07/13(Fri)13:46 No. 892615 ID: 40232e
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Cleun 2018/07/13(Fri)13:46 No. 892616 ID: 40232e
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well that didn't go well

No shit he had a gun. And we know giant clowns don't kill people. Guns kill people.

>>892616
Summon the kink goblin here to a trap using the sole sound of hands clapping and fets stepping

>>892616
Summon your girlfriend to patch you up and help take down the kink goblin.

Good thing you can't kill clowns because dying isn't funny.

Plug your holes with tissues, it'll heal up just like you cut yourself shaving, right?

Cleun 2018/07/17(Tue)21:55 No. 893484 ID: 40232e
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jasper plugs up his goo holes with some toilet paper or whatever

>FULL HP!

Cleun 2018/07/17(Tue)22:03 No. 893485 ID: 40232e
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for good measure jasper just decimates that kink gremlin as per protocol

Slowly, Gently, This is how a life is taken...

How's the torch, still above half? If it gets too dark, the enemies get tough.

Wear the kink goblin as your armour.

Alright ask satan's hand where the pie thief is. No not you, the other one.

Check the body for trinkets. Make sure your stress isn't too high.

I don't think the big pie stealer is here. Use the devils hand to get a HINT

Cleun 2018/07/18(Wed)09:39 No. 893540 ID: 40232e
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clowns can't die so obviously he doesn't need to worry about stress

obviously

probably

the devil's left hand is pointing towards the asylum

Of course! It's where like 30% of all quests start, a padded cell! the perfect hiding place.

Cleun 2018/07/18(Wed)09:39 No. 893541 ID: 40232e
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there's a bunch of weird rooms in here

Do some knock-knock jokes.

check for cats

Cleun 2018/07/18(Wed)18:52 No. 893575 ID: 40232e
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Cats?

what do I look like? mortis? weaver? Charlemagne? someone else that actually puts effort into their quests?

you will never ever see a single cat, cat person, or feline based organism in any of clownquest.

Cleun 2018/07/18(Wed)18:52 No. 893576 ID: 40232e
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See? No cats. These cells are super empty and devoid of any cats or catlike entities.

>>893575
>>893576
Seems legit.

b e h i n d y o u

*jaws theme plays on distant otamatone*

Check for otamatone people.

Cleun 2018/07/18(Wed)19:58 No. 893583 ID: 40232e
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what

there's no one here

weird that you mention otomatone though cause now I can hear it too

whatever this is still a 100% cat free quest

>>893583
No time for dilliy dally, ask the Satan's hand to point to where our pie snatcher is.

Cats ain't real. Get moving. Though it's starting to seem like the devil hand is just having fun with you. He seems to be leading you into wacky situations where you find nothing but disappointment.

Ask for another tip.

Honk.

Cleun 2018/07/18(Wed)21:13 No. 893599 ID: 40232e
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jasper leaves the non-existant cats to their nonexistant tomfoolery

The Devil's Left Hand leads jasper down into the Abyss

We are almost upon the end of this little venture, it seems.

Cleun 2018/07/18(Wed)21:21 No. 893600 ID: 40232e
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Beyond this door lies thine pie, according to Satan's left hand.

What shall we do?

Eat/kill Satan's left hand, there must be no witness for our sins.

Cleun 2018/07/18(Wed)21:31 No. 893606 ID: 40232e
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SUBSUMED FOR STRENGTH IN THE UPCOMING ENCOUNTER

Satan's not gonna be happy...

Alright kick down the door while shouting WHERES THE PIE

Shoot throught the door, THEEEEEEEEN open it.

Walk out of the door from the other side

That was seven different kinds of stupid.

Now go on and Use The Stupid.

Cleun 2018/07/19(Thu)01:46 No. 893636 ID: 40232e
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ALRIGHT HAND OVER THE

wait


who is this guy

Cleun 2018/07/19(Thu)01:48 No. 893637 ID: 40232e
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???: "Good Evening Jasper, associated watchers. I have been waiting for this moment..."

???: "This will be perhaps the first time I've successfully completed a quest in a while. Such a bad habit of mine, starting something and never finishing it. All those other quests of mine... Ah well. You're here now, yes?"

???: "For the pie?"

>>893637
No, the pie was a trick to kill you before you did the thing that would end our world, "Mime Quest: This is a really good ideia", perish!

Yes. For the pie.

Unplug the plug to disable electricity to the cage

Get Pie

Kirby the Pie

Quest Over

It's the fucking dog, he was behind it all. He created these silent hills and he'll do it again.

Why didn't you just get the water ending

>>893637
You doing okay? We already had a pie, so you can have this one if you want it.

Cleun 2018/07/19(Thu)13:23 No. 893701 ID: 40232e
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???: "I have gone by many names. Nautilus, WARDEN, Spook, now Cleun. You are only my most recent work."

the pie

CLEUN: "Nautquest, my first creation. It was fun, at first. Similar to this quest. Wholesome tomfoolery. But then I tried to incorporate things. It became complex."

the. pie.

Cleun: "SAVE was complex from the beginning. I tried to make something slightly inspired by both Mortis's Maybecats and the 'save the princess' threads that would happen from time to time. It too, was fun, but required a lot of work due to it being so complex. When things slowed down, because I was busy... well, it fell to the wayside."

thepiethepiethepiethepiethepie

Cleun: "Spookquest was my attempt to get back into things. It too, was fun. Didn't require too much effort on my part, a lot of character design, really mostly writing down interactions. ...But then my computer broke down, and I had to make all of the characters again. ......and then I got hit by a car. Spookquest fell to the wayside, hard and fast. I couldn't create with a broken arm after all."

PIEEEEEEEEE

CLEUN: "Which brings me to this one. I realized my strengths, and weaknesses. I'm pretty okay at creating jokes, mindless foolishness, things that don't hamper the questgoers but also don't leave too little for me to work with. Hence... clownquest. Entitled as 'a really bad idea' because hey. I never finish what I start here, anyway."

CLEUN: "Which leaves.

Pie?

CLEUN: "Yes. Here you go."

Cleun 2018/07/19(Thu)13:24 No. 893702 ID: 40232e
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PIE GET!

VICTOROY ACHIEVE!


JOOOOOOOO WIIIIIIIIIN!

Cleun 2018/07/19(Thu)13:25 No. 893703 ID: 40232e
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Cleun 2018/07/19(Thu)13:25 No. 893704 ID: 40232e
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SPLAT

they didn't even eat it

also hey we ended on 69 (nice)

So what should wee call you now? Is Cleun okay?

I'll be putting up a thread in the Quest-Discussions board to let everyone have a say on what my next quest should be about.

See y'all there.

Well done!

Is there an achievements page?

Congratulations!

This was goddamn madness. I loved it.

Neat. Still can't believe that we got the dog ending.