The Hif Man 2018/03/16(Fri)10:28 No. 874013 ID: eda54c
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YOU are in "The Hif Cave" and YOU are NOT ALONE.

YOU know this because BIG RED LETTERS appear before YOU! Reading them, YOU are confused!

YOU aren't going anywhere!

The Hif Man 2018/03/16(Fri)10:38 No. 874015 ID: eda54c
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Got YOU there!

The Hif Man 2018/03/16(Fri)10:46 No. 874017 ID: eda54c
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YOU feel yourself being dragged through the empty void that is "The Hif Cave". YOU don't like that.

After what felt like a few minutes, YOU stop, and like a light switch being flicked, a "Big Red Bird" appears.

It says: "What are YOU doing in my domain?"

The Hif Man 2018/03/16(Fri)10:53 No. 874018 ID: eda54c
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But this is MY HIF CAVE

Big Red Bird 2018/03/16(Fri)11:04 No. 874019 ID: eda54c
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Alright alright man, chill.

So YOU are the Lord of this dark space, as well as the spaces above. I figured this place to be abandoned. Being the Lord of these spaces, I must appeal to YOU for refuge in this here abode. For I am being hunted by trans-dimensional spirits that can take the shape, or take over the shape of ANY OBJECT, material and immaterial (maybe even BOTH at THE SAME TIME).

The Hif Man 2018/03/16(Fri)11:18 No. 874021 ID: eda54c
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What's in it for me?

"I have a PHAT PUSSY and we will have TONNES of sex, literally TONNES as in MULTIPLE THOUSANDS OF POUNDS of FORCE involving YOUR DICK in MY PUSSY."

Ooh lala, this bird is of the fairer sex! YOU have NEVER had ANYONE of the fairer sex in your house! Shame, this one has absolutely NO tits.

"That can be arranged, my sister has a HUGE RACK that I am VERY JEALOUS of."

The Hif Man 2018/03/16(Fri)11:21 No. 874022 ID: eda54c
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Ménage à trois?

"Certainly."

Shape the darkness into mouths of kitchen knives.
Light the abyss with a fluffy.

Speak to the Hif man.
HAHAHA! Foolish Hif Man!
You thought YOU where the protagonist in this story?!?!?!?!

The Hif Man 2018/03/21(Wed)13:45 No. 874751 ID: eda54c
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>>874081
>Shape the darkness into mouths of kitchen knives.
YOU do not know how to do that!
>Light the abyss with a fluffy.
YOU do not know how to do that either!

Big Red Bird 2018/03/21(Wed)13:47 No. 874752 ID: eda54c
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"HAHAHA! Foolish Hif Man!
You thought YOU where the protagonist in this story?!?!?!?!"

The Hif Man 2018/03/21(Wed)13:50 No. 874753 ID: eda54c
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Fuck you say to me?

The Hif Man 2018/03/21(Wed)13:59 No. 874756 ID: eda54c
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-_oHPCvI8

The Hif Man 2018/03/21(Wed)14:53 No. 874760 ID: eda54c
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She says: "Cry about it."

The Hif Man 2018/03/21(Wed)14:56 No. 874764 ID: eda54c
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YOU DO

The Hif Man 2018/03/21(Wed)15:02 No. 874765 ID: eda54c
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YOU really thought that YOU were the protagonist in this story.YOU suppose that there is only one path to go down now...

The Hif Man 2018/03/21(Wed)15:02 No. 874766 ID: eda54c
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"The Hif

The Hif Protagonist 2018/03/21(Wed)15:09 No. 874768 ID: eda54c
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Protagonist"

Now there's no way for that damn bird to resist your power! Defeat that bird through the power of Narrative Causality!

>>874829
next time!

BOOM

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