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874010 No. 874010 ID: eda54c

Now... where were we?

Ah yes.
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No. 874013 ID: eda54c
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YOU are in "The Hif Cave" and YOU are NOT ALONE.

YOU know this because BIG RED LETTERS appear before YOU! Reading them, YOU are confused!

YOU aren't going anywhere!
No. 874015 ID: eda54c
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Got YOU there!
No. 874017 ID: eda54c
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YOU feel yourself being dragged through the empty void that is "The Hif Cave". YOU don't like that.

After what felt like a few minutes, YOU stop, and like a light switch being flicked, a "Big Red Bird" appears.

It says: "What are YOU doing in my domain?"
No. 874018 ID: eda54c
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But this is MY HIF CAVE
No. 874019 ID: eda54c
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Alright alright man, chill.

So YOU are the Lord of this dark space, as well as the spaces above. I figured this place to be abandoned. Being the Lord of these spaces, I must appeal to YOU for refuge in this here abode. For I am being hunted by trans-dimensional spirits that can take the shape, or take over the shape of ANY OBJECT, material and immaterial (maybe even BOTH at THE SAME TIME).
No. 874021 ID: eda54c
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What's in it for me?

"I have a PHAT PUSSY and we will have TONNES of sex, literally TONNES as in MULTIPLE THOUSANDS OF POUNDS of FORCE involving YOUR DICK in MY PUSSY."

Ooh lala, this bird is of the fairer sex! YOU have NEVER had ANYONE of the fairer sex in your house! Shame, this one has absolutely NO tits.

"That can be arranged, my sister has a HUGE RACK that I am VERY JEALOUS of."
No. 874022 ID: eda54c
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Ménage à trois?

No. 874081 ID: dc91a0

Shape the darkness into mouths of kitchen knives.
Light the abyss with a fluffy.

Speak to the Hif man.
HAHAHA! Foolish Hif Man!
You thought YOU where the protagonist in this story?!?!?!?!
No. 874751 ID: eda54c
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>Shape the darkness into mouths of kitchen knives.
YOU do not know how to do that!
>Light the abyss with a fluffy.
YOU do not know how to do that either!
No. 874752 ID: eda54c
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"HAHAHA! Foolish Hif Man!
You thought YOU where the protagonist in this story?!?!?!?!"
No. 874753 ID: eda54c
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Fuck you say to me?
No. 874756 ID: eda54c
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No. 874760 ID: eda54c
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She says: "Cry about it."
No. 874764 ID: eda54c
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No. 874765 ID: eda54c
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YOU really thought that YOU were the protagonist in this story.YOU suppose that there is only one path to go down now...
No. 874766 ID: eda54c
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"The Hif
No. 874768 ID: eda54c
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No. 874829 ID: 8a3ef2

Now there's no way for that damn bird to resist your power! Defeat that bird through the power of Narrative Causality!
No. 875143 ID: eda54c

next time!


did you enjoy our angsty session with "The Hif Man"?

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