If you drop the cigarette, you'll be a cigarette lighter. Then light the floor ciggy and pick it up to smoke.

The Hif Man 2017/08/06(Sun)13:51 No. 820801 ID: eda54c
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and you need a god damned cigarette

You have one already, move the camera a bit down and to the left.

The Hif Man 2017/08/06(Sun)14:00 No. 820805 ID: eda54c
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oh

The Hif Man 2017/08/06(Sun)14:03 No. 820806 ID: eda54c
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THE SITUATION IS THE SAME:

YOU NEED A FUCKING LIGHTER

Where do YOU find one?

The solution is still the same
>>820799

Light it with a fart, potato man.

The Hif Man 2017/08/06(Sun)14:29 No. 820812 ID: eda54c
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>>820807
I am "The Hif Man" not "The Lighter Man"

>>820811
ONCE AGAIN I AM "The Hif Man" NOT "The Potato Man" but I'll still try lighting it that way.

The Hif Man 2017/08/06(Sun)14:32 No. 820813 ID: eda54c
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you fart and the cigarette falls out! this isn't working!

Go to your buddies house and borrow their lighter? Also borrow their cigarettes

The Hif Man 2017/08/06(Sun)14:47 No. 820817 ID: eda54c
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>>820814
Oh yeah! YOU happen to be really good at borrowing both of those from people. Too bad YOU don't have any friends!

Well, then I think you have to do this caveman style. Start rubbing some sticks together.

The Hif Man 2017/08/06(Sun)15:02 No. 820819 ID: eda54c
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of course... you don't always need friends to borrow something.

The Hif Man 2017/08/06(Sun)15:05 No. 820821 ID: eda54c
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>>820819
with that in mind YOU borrow some sticks from the shrubbery near by

how do YOU make fire with these sticks?

You mug a sucker and steal their lighter, then you light the sticks on fire

Your natural Hif hotness lights them for you.

(pause until tomorrow due to things I have to do)

The Hif Man 2017/08/08(Tue)10:59 No. 821095 ID: eda54c
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>>820822
GENIUS

The Hif Man 2017/08/08(Tue)11:03 No. 821096 ID: eda54c
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YOU arrive at a puddle of water with some shoots of some mysterious plant jutting out from the edges

and now... you wait

The Hif Man 2017/08/08(Tue)11:06 No. 821097 ID: eda54c
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not for very long, either!

Start a conversation to gain their trust. Then when they least expect it you can fucking roll em!

The Hif Man 2017/08/08(Tue)11:23 No. 821102 ID: eda54c
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>>821098
YOU say "Ay yo sucka, I'm here to mug ya so gimme yo lighta or get X'd motha fucka."

The sucker, who YOU think is actually pretty handsome for your common sucker, floats out of the puddle to respond:

"BLBLBLlblBLBLBLLLBlblbllBLBllbLBL"

your response?

The Hif Man 2017/08/08(Tue)14:25 No. 821128 ID: eda54c
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>>821102
saying nothing in response you hit this sucker with your heat vision

The Hif Man 2017/08/08(Tue)14:31 No. 821132 ID: eda54c
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YOU are victorious in battle against the sucker, as you wish you were with most other things you do battle with!

YOU obtain: CHEAP GREEN LIGHTER

Light yo' spliff yo.

>>821132
Light yo'self on fiyah.

The Hif Man 2017/08/08(Tue)14:55 No. 821140 ID: eda54c
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>>821138
>>821137

The Hif Man 2017/08/08(Tue)15:00 No. 821141 ID: eda54c
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relief

as you draw the cigarette, you instantly feel better physically, mentally, and you feel instantly cooler than before

this being your first cigarette of the day, you feel a nice nicotine buzz taking effect which you believe to be better than that devil's lettuce (which only uncool hippies smoke!)

The Hif Man 2017/08/08(Tue)15:10 No. 821148 ID: eda54c
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floating along and enjoying your nicotine buzz, YOU come across some squares who are obviously high on pot

they look at YOU with a frown on their face, obviously judging YOU for your choice of smoking LEGAL cigarettes, and because you know they are judging you for your safe and legal lifestyle choice your pleasant nicotine buzz is officially killed!

The Hif Man 2017/08/08(Tue)15:10 No. 821149 ID: eda54c
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AND THIS ANGERS YOU

Realize that if a square is smoking a joint that makes them spliffs.

Smoke these spliffs immediately.

Call the cops on them. Or extinguish your cigarette in all of their eyes simultaneously.

>>821149
Challenge them to a lighter fight. Duel with fire!

(pause until tomorrow due to things I have to do)

Be consumed by rage then take control of rage from within and let the hate flow through yo.
And if they haven't left by the time you've done this tell them to fuck off.

The Hif Man 2017/08/09(Wed)15:53 No. 821321 ID: eda54c
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>>821237

The Hif Man 2017/08/09(Wed)16:02 No. 821327 ID: eda54c
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Heh.... sometimes YOU just need to take the law into your own hands

BOOM

did you enjoy our smoking session with "The Hif Man"?

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I feel like the Hif Man hasn't been to space yet.
This should Be rectified.