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8164 No. 8164 ID: 227d44

Gentlemen.

Since I cannot draw for my life and I am using paint, I shall do a STICKQUEST to sate my desire to create a quest.

This will be a "first come, first serve" sort of thing. First post gets it, no matter what it is, so if you want your suggestion (crappily)drawn, be brief.

First decision: Gender, go.
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No. 8172 ID: 5c469d

hermaphrodite.
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No. 8177 ID: f42c4e

>>8172
Hermaphrodite robot. ROBOOOOOOT
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No. 8181 ID: 227d44
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8181

You are now a HERMAPHRODITE. You feel like you were trolled by god, for some reason.

Next Decision: Name, go.
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No. 8183 ID: 41f1b5

prostitute
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No. 8184 ID: d5b2d6

Gorblesnatch von Humperdink
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No. 8186 ID: bc8ef0

Barnaby Jones
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No. 8187 ID: 1cf2ea

Hermaphrodite - like the Goddess Aphrodite.
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No. 8188 ID: 227d44
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8188

>>8183
Your name is now PROSTITUTE.
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No. 8189 ID: 35cea2

Frud Frud FrudFrud
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No. 8190 ID: 41f1b5

NOW SELL YOUR SERVICE
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No. 8191 ID: 227d44

>>8188
Oh yeah, next decision: AGE

GOGOGO
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No. 8192 ID: 1cf2ea

Fetal.
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No. 8196 ID: d5b2d6

200000000
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No. 8199 ID: 227d44
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8199

>>8192
You are now a HERMAPHRODITE FETUS named PROSTITUTE.

>>8189

You shout FRUD FRUD FRUDFRUD as loud as you can, but no one seems to be around...
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No. 8202 ID: 1afd58

>>8199
Masturbate with your PARTIALLY FORMED HANDS.
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No. 8205 ID: f42c4e

>>8199
Right. Now we need to make us something awesome. COMMAND STEM CELLS to make AWESOME SWORD HANDS LIKE BARAKA. Then find someone to kill.
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No. 8206 ID: f42c4e

>>8202
>>8205
This shall not end well.
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No. 8209 ID: 227d44
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8209

>>8202
(oh god this is so wrong fuck you /quest/)

You schlick furiously with your PARTIALLY FORMED HANDS. You can't feel anything though.
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No. 8210 ID: 1afd58

>>8209
Keep doing it until BIRTH
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No. 8211 ID: f42c4e

>>8209
SWORD HANDS, man! SWORD HANDS. And then schlick.

Actually SWORD DILDO HANDS.
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No. 8212 ID: 227d44
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8212

>>8210
You continue to schlick until you are born! You see a figure...
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No. 8213 ID: 227d44
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8213

"What the-"
"GOO"
"OH GOD JESUS FUCK AHHHH"

The odd man runs off.
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No. 8215 ID: 1afd58

>>8213
Land on HEAD.

Ooze out BRAIN.
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No. 8216 ID: f42c4e

>>8213
HUNT him. Now we play... the most dangerous game.
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No. 8221 ID: 227d44
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8221

>>8215
You land on your head and suffer brain damage! You have lost 5 INT, but you have gained 5 STR.
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No. 8224 ID: 1afd58

>>8221
Wet self and cry.

WE ARE BABBY
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No. 8226 ID: 227d44
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8226

>>8221
You wet yourself and cry.

YOU ARE BABBY
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No. 8227 ID: 1cf2ea

Projectile shit out of your ass and use it to hover around. We need ANSWERS, DAMMIT!!
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No. 8228 ID: 1afd58

>>8226
Crap self and cry.

WE ARE CHILD.
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No. 8230 ID: 227d44
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8230

>>8227
LIFTOFF, BITCHES

You have gained power: SHIT LEVITATION
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No. 8232 ID: 1afd58

>>8230
Run out of poop and fall, breaking both legs and lying in a puddle of our own secretions.
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No. 8234 ID: 1cf2ea

>>8230
Alright, now we're making some headway!

Hover around and start looking for whoever's in charge here. They better have a fucking good explanation.
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No. 8238 ID: 227d44
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8238

>>8232
God damn your life sucks.
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No. 8239 ID: 1afd58

>>8238
Schlick to feel better. Right there in the mess.
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No. 8240 ID: f42c4e

>>8238
Form ARMOR from EXCREMENT. HUNT man who rand away.
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No. 8241 ID: 1afd58

PRIMUS I'M SORRY I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW HORRIBLE THE SUGGESTION WOULD HAVE TO BE BEFORE YOU SKIPPED IT DESPITE BEING FIRST I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN YOUR QUEST I AM SORRY
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No. 8242 ID: 1cf2ea

>>8238
>sq11.jpg

Oh god that image is so fucking hot.
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No. 8244 ID: 227d44
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8244

>>8239
You feel a little better, but you're still lying in piss and shit.

>>8241
'tis alright. (you sick bastard)
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No. 8245 ID: d5b2d6

roll around
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No. 8250 ID: 227d44
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8250

>>8245

You are now covered in piss and shit. You fail to see how this helps.
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No. 8251 ID: 1afd58

>>8250
Good point. Well, there's no other food and leaving it there is wasteful.

Lick/eat the stuff on the ground.
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No. 8254 ID: 1cf2ea

>>8250
Make a cocoon of your various waste products. Incubate yourself, and emerge with a fair of butterfly wings.

Made of shit.
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No. 8257 ID: 0dcc29

Combine the SHIT, PISS and your TONGUE to glide to safety. Remember to keep the ground "greased" at all times.
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No. 8263 ID: 227d44
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8263

>>8251
EUGH. It tastes nasty! You feel like you need some answers. You pray to your GOD

(PICK A GOD: GOGOGOGO
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No. 8266 ID: 297818

>>8263
DOCTORS!
And maybe the'll get us to ICU and do something about the mess and brain damage.
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No. 8267 ID: e3d75a

>>8250
Get a variety of infections and die from complications due to them.
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No. 8268 ID: e3d75a

>>8263
Xom.
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No. 8271 ID: ed8d8a

Realize the inevitable problem with selecting actions based on nothing more than who answers first.
Await death, to be born anew. Karma owes you a hell of a lot in your next life.
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No. 8278 ID: 227d44
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8278

>>8266
You pray to the great DOCTOR IN THE SKY...

He then picks you up.

"WHY THE FUCK IS A BABY COVERED IN PISS AND SHI JUST LAYING ON THE GROUND?? NURSE!!"

You feel a pair of warm comforting arms pick you up...
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No. 8280 ID: 1afd58

>>8278
schlick on his fingers. DO IT NOW
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No. 8282 ID: 0dcc29

PISS AND SHIT ON DOCTOR
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No. 8283 ID: e3d75a

>>8278
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
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No. 8285 ID: 1cf2ea

Use your projectile shit powers to rocket out of his arms!
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No. 8286 ID: 227d44
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8286

>>8280
You attempt to masturbate, but the arms are holding you too tightly! (CHOOCHOOO)

You are then placed in a bed.
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No. 8287 ID: 1afd58

>>8286
Ok, schlick again.

Goddamn do I have to tell you everything?
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No. 8290 ID: 227d44
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8290

>>8287
You hide under the covers so no one will see your horrifying deed. You hear two voices from outside, but you cannot hear them well...
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No. 8295 ID: 1afd58

>>8290
KEEP GOING WHATEVER HAPPENS KEEP ON RUBBIN THAT BUD
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No. 8304 ID: 227d44
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8304

>>8295
You RUB THE BUD until you die of lack of fluids and exaustion due to orgasm. THE END

GOOD END

(so ends my first quest. thanks to you sick fuck(s) out there for making it...memorable. For now, I shall pass out and try to get these images out of my head.)
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No. 8306 ID: 1cf2ea

Great success. We accomplished a lot here today, gentlemen!
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No. 8307 ID: 1afd58

>>8304
COME BACK TO LIFE AND SCHLICK MORE
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No. 8317 ID: 227d44
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8317

>>8307
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No. 8330 ID: 1afd58

>>8317
Then stay dead <3
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