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Chanting Cloud
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[TOBLERONE] WOAH there! Lotta questions! Hold on, lessee.
>Toblerone clears his throat, adjusting the floppy looking tie as he does so. In the meantime, Lavender waves to the suit of armor, which ever so faintly turns it's head in response. The creaking noise indicates it's deceptively rusty at the hinges.
[TOBLERONE] Monsters come in 3 VARIATIONS: HORROR, MENTAL, and VISCERAL. Horror monsters, Like Peabody, rely entirely on the fear factor of whatever they've got going on. Hanging innards, shit ton of rats slimy wet skin, pallid complexion, so on. They they do best against intruders that are resistant to VISCERAL, because someone confident in their brawn can easily have their confidence brought low through repeated scaring. MENTAL monsters, like myself, are adept at changing how someone perceives the surrounding area. Bloody endless hallways, looping rooms, walking horrors. If we were comparing Horror Monsters to Mental Monsters, it's be comparing a traditional haunted house to Silent Hill. Mental monsters do best against people resistant to HORROR, due to the fact that their firm belief in reality is what makes them resistant to horror in the fist place. VISCERAL monsters are the most straightforward. Rip and Tear. You're the ones that injure and maim, kill and mutilate. You do best against those resistant to MENTAL, because willpower doesn't do shit if your arms off.
[TOBLERONE] : Well there aren't actually any intruders IN here right now, so you don't really have to worry about that! Usually we uh, let 'em linger for about 3 hours, and see if the atmosphere doesn't spook 'em off before we try to. I've never seen a bonafide monster hunter here, because no one comes up here except for treasure or on a dare. We don't really leave loose ends, y'know? Bad form to send someone back blabbing about what a specific monster looks like. If we do show ourselves it's usually when dealing the final blow or in passing, to make the intruder think we're part of the psyche. Did get a priest in once to cleans the place though! That was an interesting experience.
[TOBLERONE] You could set up your 'dwelling' pretty much anywhere in the house, really! It'd essentially add an extra set of options from whichever living suite you chose. (Those are, by the way, the LOUNGE, the HALLWAY, the COURTYARD, and the FOYER.) ...Wait, there's... Another one you can get to if you want but you have to jump through hoops to get to it! I'd recommend meeting everyone first in the main house before you tried to get to the 'secret' area though. Though it's not so much secret as... fuckhard to get to.
[TOBLERONE] Potions? Ah, Peabody said he'd make you one, huh? I do have a recipe on me, but the ingredients don't just come from the garden. You'd have to ask around to get 'em.
[RECIPE: MEMORY OF INSANITY]
[REQUIRES: 1x Memory strand, 1x Parapadsca Bean, 3x Human Eyes, 1x Banana, 1x Foul Ichor] [MADE AT: Potion Brewery]
[TOBLERONE] : Which reminds me, Peabody's not the only one that makes stuff. There's 3 of 'em, total, in the house that you can bring recipes to.
[TOBLERONE] : Personally, I'd love it if you introduced yourself to everybody! You do that, and I'll give you a little hint on something, alright?
[TOBLERONE]: Oh, and, Here's Lavender's Metadata.
[LAVENDER]
Dateability: ???/10
Legs: 8/10
Eggs: 0/10
Preg: 0/10
[LAVENDER] is a VISCERAL type monster. She's very new to the HAUNTED HOUSE, and is one of the few monsters with the ability to REPRODUCE. Becoming a SPIDER QUEEN is hard work, though. Her likes are determined by the SUGGESTION metadata, as are her DISLIKES. She gets ANTSY if there's a STALEMATE for too long.
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