>>80669
Yeaaaaaahhh...

Return to hallway, check doors one-by-one.

You're gonna poke her.

You're gonna poke her good.

And somewhere... Somewhere out there...

There's a little boy crying.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)01:30 No. 80717 ID: 728150
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You burst through the rightmost door first. Your processor skips a cycle.

> "Ahbikail! I am findeenk you!"

She looks as though she were in the middle of changing clothes. Her expression registers as "surprised" or "stunned".

>>80717
Get up in her face and ask her if she knows where Abigail is

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)01:40 No. 80719 ID: 728150
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In a millisecond you've verified your target. You run a probability process to calculate the result of feigning ignorance anyway. There are thousands of similar processes running at the same time. You must choose one before your maximum social response time limit is exceeded and you allow the situation evolve into "awkward".

>>80719
Sweep her up in your arms and kiss her passionately!

"My love for you is like a truck, Berserker. Would you like some making fuck, Berserker."

>>80719
Take a moderately aggressive approach. Walk up to her, take her in your arms, and begin kissing her. Praise her beauty; increase/decrease aggressiveness according to positive feedback.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)01:59 No. 80726 ID: 728150
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> "MYH LUHFOR YOU EES LIHK A TRUHK. BERSERKER. WULDT YOU LIHK SUM MAHKEENK FUHK? BERSERKER."

You are on her in an instant, she is caught tight within your embrace. You execute a medium-level open-lipped kiss. Her pupils dilate by a notable degree. You are unable to process her expression.

Use a pre-programmed pickup line.

>>80726
Alright, back off a little and give her a second or two to adjust and comprehend what just happened.

>>80726
Lift her up and toss her on the bed. Climb over her, kiss her neck and shoulders, and caress her body with your hands. Ask if she wishes to proceed.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)02:29 No. 80733 ID: 728150
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You relocate her to the cushioned staging platform in the room and secure her with your limbs.

> "YOU VHILL PROSEEHD NOW DA?"

Is that our pecker? It is ridiculously over sized.

>>80733
HOLY SHIT THAT DICK IS TOO BIG! What have we done?

Scan her face for a reaction. Tell her that she is still in control here.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)02:48 No. 80740 ID: 728150
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> "YOO AHR STEEHL IN KONTROL DA?"

One of your many unique attributes is the DongShifter© - an inbuilt device that allows you to dynamically alter the maximum and minimum size of your primary and secondary sexual organs. All organs are currently set to the default preference.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)02:50 No. 80741 ID: 728150
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She screws her eyes shut tightly and gives a very weak nod.

Confirmation acquired. Engaging in foreplay/intercourse mode. Selecting sexual routines...

>>80741
Pin her arms behind her, and pleasure her breasts with your mouth. Do this for a while, then move your massive weapon out of the way and work your way down, lingering on her stomach, until you reach her most sensitive area. DIVE INTO IT WITH YOUR TONGUE.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)03:33 No. 80745 ID: 728150
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You begin working on her breasts in the most delicate way you are designed to function.

(1/3)

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)03:34 No. 80746 ID: 728150
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After 503 continual seconds of oral breast stimulation you work your way lower.

(2/3)

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)03:35 No. 80747 ID: 728150
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After an acceptable period you pause briefly to check the status of your target: her arousal levels are rising rapidly.

(3/3)

Wh- what?

Proceed...

GET ON WITH IT!

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)04:03 No. 80753 ID: 728150
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Your tongue strikes something hard within. Intermittent buzzing and vibrating begins to emanate from within your target.

>>80753
Oh wow, was she walking around with that in there? Pull it out and begin using it on her alongside your tongue.

Conjecture here for future suggestions: with a dong that size it can't possibly be used all at once, but perhaps the illusion could be presented. Pushing the head against the opening, then slowly reducing the size of the tip of it so that it fits, and then continuing to do that with the rest... reducing the length of course gradually as it goes in to give the appearance of giving it all to her, while still providing maximum stimulation. ...Wow that's some weird shit I just wrote there.

>>80753
She needs to push it out slowly, feeling it move through her body.

That, or you could just, i dunno, roughly reach in there and grab it. You don't seem the type to wait around much.

>>80753
She's a robot!

>>80755
Better. SUCK IT out of her and pull out with your tongue

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)04:38 No. 80758 ID: 728150
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You reach in to remove the object.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)04:39 No. 80759 ID: 728150
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That's... odd. It seems to be pulling your hand in return.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)04:40 No. 80760 ID: 728150
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SYSTEMS ALERT: HOSTILE DETECTED, FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE ACTIVATED. COMBAT NOT POSSIBLE, CONTRADICTS FIRST LAW.

FLEEING.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)04:41 No. 80761 ID: 728150
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Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)04:41 No. 80762 ID: 728150
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> "Mmm... pasta... I should order delivery more often."

DesignerDong® End~

>>80762
Pasta? More like borscht.

Well..... that was unexpected.

>>80765
Back to /d/ with you.

>>80762
WHAT

VAGINA DENTATA

what the fuck did I just read

LANGOLIERS.

LANGOLIERS IN MAH COOTER, MA!

Goddammit, man.


I lol'd.

It's like I'm really on acid

>>80760
>>80761
Oh goddamn. I am loling like a bitch. I kind of hope this isn't just a one-shot.

...WTF?

I laughed so hard at this.

TLE you magnificent bastard.