Interracial handshake, go!

Ridder 2009/11/20(Fri)09:59 No. 79775 ID: fb5d8e
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Let me summarize:
The first step in raising an army is preparing for said army. That means a steady supply of food and places to house the soldiers in.
To that end I need people who are not afraid to live in the frontier. People who are driven by a cause, not by coin.

This will be difficult.

To understate the situation.

Enlist people who have a severe sexual fetish for dead evil people. Tell them they get to keep whomever they kill.

Ridder 2009/11/20(Fri)10:46 No. 79779 ID: fb5d8e
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I recall you suggested that I visit the refugee camp to the south to ask for help. It seems like a good idea to act on that now.

It will be half a days travel from here. I can get there in the evening.

>>79779
If the word is out that you still support Malto, that might cause problems if the people don't like him.
Check with Timotei and Sticks about politics. I doubt they'll be much help, but it might warn you off some pitfalls.

Dont forget about that damn tower. Mr evil has his fingers in that pie, plus we nicked their prisoner.

Don't forget... you're not welcome there.

We need to have Timotei or Sticks go for you. If only there was someway you could communicate to them while you're planning in the temple...

Even better, if there's some way we can communicate with them too...

How're we gonna do that?

What's in that fortress to the south? It seems it might be a viable source of aid. We should check the refuge camp first, of course.

>>79789
We aren't welcome that far

Ridder, you should probably check on Sticks. She seemed sort of sad last night.
Make sure both Sticks and Tim are doing alright before doin' anything else.

Ridder 2009/11/20(Fri)11:22 No. 79792 ID: fb5d8e
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The fortress to the south is the center of North Piacevole. My past home where I am no longer welcome.

Checking on my underlings goes hand in hand with asking for their advice. I find Sticks in the Hall of Man.

"Sticks, I need your advice. How does the common man feel about Lord Malto in these parts?"
"I think it's looked down upon to talk about them, but I don't know if he's actually hated."
"Alright. How are you feeling?"
"Uhm, I'm fine. I'm a little bored."

Ridder 2009/11/20(Fri)11:31 No. 79794 ID: fb5d8e
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I can't find Timotei anywhere.

>>79794
Did Sticks notice him take off, or did he tell her where he was going?
Regardless, if he did leave, he may have headed back to that cave lair with the 'great evil' inside it.

...Might want to take Sticks with you for backup.

>>79796
/this

go ask sticks, i suggest we prime any traps before and if we leave.

Check that he didn't manage to get locked up in the storage room somehow.

Ridder 2009/11/20(Fri)12:46 No. 79802 ID: fb5d8e
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"Sticks, do you know where Timotei is?"
"He said he went for a walk."
"Hello."

That'd be him.
Lets see if we can get him to go for us. All the same, we need some form of distant communication so that we can give the orders needed without being in a hostile area (that is, hostile to us)

>>79802
Does he need to wear the helmet indoors?

Didn't he have eyelashes? I forgot, he might be a she.

>>79802
tell him to take off that ridiculous helmet when not in battle.

Ridder 2009/11/20(Fri)13:21 No. 79810 ID: fb5d8e
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We don't have any way to communicate over a distance. Why do you keep going on about that?

"Timotei, please remove your helmet when you're not in combat."
"Okay. But I'm leaving. I came to say good bye. Good luck."
"..uhm.. Yeah, actually. I think I'll move on too. Seems like you don't really need us, so.. Good luck."

Ask why they need to leave.

>>79810
Why? I thought we had their support in this endeavor.

They don't seem very interested... unusual conisdering that Timotei was the one who got you in this. They know somthing you don't?
Ask why they're going.

Ridder 2009/11/20(Fri)14:04 No. 79817 ID: fb5d8e
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"Why do you need to leave? Where are you going?"
"We're not.. doing anything here.. I'm going to try my luck in the next town."
"I am going to find evil that I can solo."

Slam your hands on the table, seem like you're going to get mad, then say.

"You're right. I've been sitting here trying to figure out how to deal with this... from some burnt down church in a burnt down city. The problem's too big to take head on... I'm coming with you."

>>79817
Yeah, Ridder? Letting people come to you isn't working. You're gonna need to go out and gather support. Show these two you're doing something and that you do in fact need their help.

>>79817
Solution: Do something.

This... may actually be a good thing.
You and Timotei go dungeon diving, and Sticks steals things. Together you should be able to make a good deal of money.

Ridder 2009/11/20(Fri)15:14 No. 79829 ID: fb5d8e
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Thus the plan becomes reliant on coin anyway? Perhaps it's for the best.
A handful of strong mercenaries can do more than a hundred peasants driven by fear.. and a salary is easier to keep track of than a heart full of fireworks.

I just need to hold on to the pennyless loyalty these two have for me to form an unwavering base.

"I understand. I apologize for keeping things to myself. You both have powerful talents that are going to waste just sitting here. No longer! From now on I will be going on many trips to find us allies.
Timotei, I will be bringing you if I need a strong hand. Sticks, I will be bringing you if I need subtlety. I'm sure we will get quite busy soon."
"What will we do when we stay behind at the base?"

>>79829
"whomever you want."

"rest. Once we get the army started, tactics and upkeeping."
Timotei and Sticks can easily make good income. Especially Sticks.

The refugee camp south needs to be tapped. You can go work on getting peasents to rebuild.
So all three of you can get stuff done. Find Timotei a easy but fruitful dungeon to 'purify'; Find Sticks a easy place to rob.

"Don't. We'll just leave it. Go out and perform similar tasks, or else travel with me on mine."

"I'd suggest maybe doing whatever you like doing best to provide stress relief. Maybe go out into the town once its rebuilt or visit a nearby settlement you enjoy particularly. Perhaps some reconnaissance of the evil's lair on other days. Mixing it up a little. I really do need your help here. This evil is not settling in my mind right."

>>79829
"You could help out at the refugee camp. I'm sure they'll appreciate the help."

Timotei is a paladin! That means he should know some of the religious leaders for the sun god. Ask him to visit them and tell them about the evil. We need allies.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)11:15 No. 80811 ID: fb5d8e
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"But I don't want to wait for orders all day. I need something to do."
"Yeah, me too, chief. Sorry, but it doesn't really seem like you need us."

Without ceremony, the two I had thought to be loyal underlings walk off.

"Sticks, I think we should team up because our skills compliment eachother."
"Yes! Okay."

It is only natural. Everything I did was chaotic and useless.
I need to get my act together.

I return to the church to plan my next steps.

Suggestion 2009/11/22(Sun)11:18 No. 80812 ID: fb5d8e
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The woman from before has made her way back to the church. She blocks the entrance.

"Lost your followers already? Typical Malto-scum. You are so selfabsorbed in your little quests that you neglect everyone around you. It doesn't matter anyway. Get your hideous banner and get out of here. Since there's no direct threat, unlike your unreliable word claims, this is going to be the refugee camp's new base. And you're not welcome."

"Daaaaaamn woman, did I kill your parents or something?"

"That was unjustifiably rude. Must you hate all Knights? All kings no matter their deeds? You wouldn't even try to bring evidence to the front to explain your hate. Besides, Malto would have been able to take action or inspire his followers, like what he did with the trapped goblins in the mine years ago. No rebel knight such as you would have done so, you would have given up for a more direct evil you could easily smite. Apparently, from your world, that would have been the Lord Malto."

>>80812

"What the hell is your problem, Vite?"

"It matters not what you say, the words of an ignorant philistine have little weight on the honour of my lord. I will go or stay where i will and continue to follow whatever banner or whatever cause i see fit to follow, but know this, i fight for a pure cause, one that you seem to be blind to."

Well, we fucked up.

And Vite has more athority than you do to tell the truth. She can get more done.

Agree to go. But just ask her what the hell Malto did first. Refuse to leave until you know why Malto is so hated

Well, excellent. First he lost everything, then he lost everything a second time. What did Ridder do to deserve this? Was following what appeared to be a just lord so bad?

>>80812
"So when did you learn you were a Malto? The family resemblance is uncanny..."

>>80841
Jus cause its a volto

doesnt mean its a malto

Ridder 2009/11/22(Sun)12:57 No. 80848 ID: fb5d8e
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Her rudeness is completely uncalled for. We had a mutually beneficial agreement, and she is breaking it with a terrible attitude.
It is time I confront her.

"That was unjustifiably rude. Must you hate all Knights? All kings no matter their deeds? You wouldn't even try to bring evidence to the front to explain your hate. Besides, Malto would have been able to take action-"
"Cut the crap before I cut you, Malto scum! You're full of shit. The only reason I'm not killing you right now is out of kindess: Our deal means nothing anymore. This is your last chance, knave."

>>80848

"Oh, stop acting so juvenile."

Take your flag and leave, try to fight for another day because your weapon is not in your grasp. It's much too dangerous for diplomacy. "Before I leave, I pray you can find respect for even those who have wronged you for within them might be a good friend and a great warrior. The life of a knight requires the capability for forgiveness." Only speak when you can defend yourself from her barbaric anger, just in case.

"For God's Sake. Tell me what the hell Malto did at least. I'm fumbling in the dark with people who hate me for something I never did. Just tell me. I have nothing against you, So why anything against me."
Make deal to deface the flag if she can convince you that Malto is horrible.

>>80848
Sir Ridder, I think its time to drop the knightly persona and talk to her person to person. She's got a point about the deal, but to act with this kind of extreme prejudice is uncalled for.

"What in the hell did I do to you to gain such hateful words? You've made it loud and clear that my fallen lord was someone you absolutely despise, but you've given me nary a reason nor idea why and refuse to still. While we've vastly different opinions of the man, I am not LORD MALTO.

"What are you, five?"

What have we done to deserve such words! And she acts as if she had just commited and intolerable sin by conversing with you, when it is her who cannot see through her blind anger twoards your master! truely a alliance between the both of you would lie in utter shambles and you will most likely result in being registered as such filth as she spouts from her mouth. It is doubtful that anything could com out of this union other than bickering and rage. To put it simply "He who touches pitch will be wholly defiled by it" (Sirach 13:1).

We got nothing left. Time to give what we got.
"You may do what you want with me, but I will not rest until that evil is ended. The only way you'll stop me from ending that evil is taking my life."
Stare down
"I am going to kill the bastard that brought this upon the city, even if it's Malto himself. I will stay, be it freely or in a cell."

Ridder 2009/11/22(Sun)13:26 No. 80865 ID: fb5d8e
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Voices, it is clear to me you are gravely misunderstanding the situation.
In front of me stands a revolutionary: A woman responsible for the destruction of my kingdom.. and the death of my Lord.
I may not be Lord Malto, but I am loyal to him for eternity. Would me and Vita Vispa have met during the revolution, it would be on the battlefield. One of us would not walk away.

But after my loyalty to my lord comes my duty to protect my kingdom's people. Though my kingdom is no longer mine by name, I will continue to fight for it.
Vite Vispa is not much different from me: Only her loyalties lie on the other end of the spectrum.
That is the only thing preventing out-right hostilities right now.

>>80865

Fucking zealots. Mindless wolves, every last one of them.

Let's get the hell out of here.

>>80865
Don't waste your time with her. There's nothing for you in this dead town, and dealing with her will only end badly.
It seems that clinging desperately to 'goodness' is getting you nowhere.
You have no honor. Your allies left you to rot. Just about everyone else seems to think you as naught but a monster or villain.

Perhaps you should become a villain, and show them just how right they were... but at any rate, if you have no other ideas, you could make your way back to Coriander's tower. At least there, they accepted you.

>>80865
This will only end in fighting if you stay. Take your banner and leave this place where you are no longer wanted. The one responsible for this, this evil man, must be stopped. You have to find him and stop him yourself if you mean to regain the support of the people.

you could probably win a fight with her buuuut considering she's leading a sizable force it might just be better to deliberate on stealing her bird.

>>80865
Ridder, as a voice, one question for you.

If Lord Malto was the cause of this situation... If he set the village on fire... would you stand by him...

If you would, it is time for you to once more knock on the door of the cave. There is nothing more for you to do except embrace the evil and use it to bring peace.

If not, then you are not fighting for good. You are fighting for a dead cause. Vitta, then, is on the side of good now.

The choice is yours

Lets set something straight, Ridder. You are not a knight. You have no honor, no lord to champion, and no cause to pursue beyond personal obligation.

Vita is not a knight either. She is a radical; a revolutionary championing a cause that is as dead as your own, completely devoid of any knightly honor.

You are not a knight. Vita is not a knight. You are both holding onto personal beliefs and goals that died with your lord. What you do is without obligation to anyone and anything. You can choose to hold up this hollow facade just as Vita is holding up hers, and march around with imaginary pride and honor just as she does, but the reality does not change.

Right now you and Vita are in-capable of cooperating because of this facade. Make it painfully clear to her that she is no knight, that her cause is as dead as yours, and that continuing to bicker about it is unproductive and places the people you both wish to help in greater harm than good.

The first step would be to cast off that banner you still drag around with you. Lord Malto is dead. Your service to his people is in YOUR name, not HIS. Old wounds cannot heal in the presence of old idealism.

Suffer not the Heretic.

To actually suggest an action instead of lecture, Take your banner down, destroy it, but refuse to leave. Whether she likes it or not you have an equal service to help these people as her, idealism be damned.

"Know this. I leave not because you tell me to. I leave because the refugees need your services. I would be doing them a disservice to replace the blade of your tounge with a blade of another sort. I have attempted to be civil, and you have shown me animosity for it. I may not extend the same courtesy to you the next time we meet. Farewell."

>>80885
>Lets set something straight, Ridder. You are not a knight. You have no honor, no lord to champion, and no cause to pursue beyond personal obligation. You are... holding onto personal beliefs and goals that died with your lord. The first step would be to cast off that banner you still drag around with you. Lord Malto is dead. Your service to his people is in YOUR name, not HIS. Old wounds cannot heal in the presence of old idealism.
The words of a coward. Of a man who knows no permanence, but will bend and shift and squirm like a snake to appease whatever flight of fancy strikes him, whatever slight change in the wind might come upon him. He buckles and bends and knows no honor, no truth, and certainly no loyalty. He is one who throws off all promises whenever it pleases him to do so, whenever the upper hand can be gained through dishonesty. The words of a coward, and nothing more. Ignore them.
You have your vows. You have your word. Your oath. Your honor. Without them you are nothing, just another mercenary.
Do not be so easily led astray.

>>80898
>The words of a coward. Of a man who knows no permanence, but will bend and shift and squirm like a snake to appease whatever flight of fancy strikes him, whatever slight change in the wind might come upon him. He buckles and bends and knows no honor, no truth, and certainly no loyalty. He is one who throws off all promises whenever it pleases him to do so, whenever the upper hand can be gained through dishonesty. The words of a coward, and nothing more. Ignore them.
>You have your vows. You have your word. Your oath. Your honor. Without them you are nothing, just another mercenary.
Do not be so easily led astray.
cow·ard·ice (kou'ər-dĭs)
n. Ignoble fear in the face of danger or pain.
If you don't accept what
>>80885
says, that means you fear giving up your false honor. That you fear the pain of acceptance.

Ridder 2009/11/22(Sun)15:55 No. 80948 ID: fb5d8e
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It frightens me that my inner voices tell me to give up, to turn 'evil'. But it is a part of me I have to accept.. and fight.

"Know this. I leave not because you tell me to. I leave because the refugees need your services. I would be doing them a disservice to replace the blade of your tounge with a blade of another sort. I have attempted to be civil, and you have shown me animosity for it. I may not extend the same courtesy to you the next time we meet."
"What-?! Malto scum!"

Ridder 2009/11/22(Sun)15:55 No. 80949 ID: fb5d8e
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I will forever be loyal to my Lord and my kingdom.
No hardships will make me waver. No doubt will be too strong.

"Farewell."
"H-hey! HEY!"

Ridder 2009/11/22(Sun)15:55 No. 80950 ID: fb5d8e
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In the name of Lord Malto I will save all these people.
While their eyes are turned to inner troubles, my exiled status gives me freedom.

And that freedom gives them hope.

'Boss', whoever you are.. Prepare to face a true North Piacevolian.

>>80949

Stupid bitch. Tells us to leave, and then tries to get us to stay the moment we do. What a tsundere.

>>80950
Oh boy... someone is in for some serious cognitive dissonance.

HELL YEAH!
STEALING THE MOUNT!

but honestly. the question is evil for malto, or good for yourself.

Still, we must ride for the cave. It is time to see who we are dealing with.

>>80950
Ride for the western dungeon. This time we must gain entry.

we could probably just watch the entrance and wait for one or two of them to leave then blind side them on the road. especially if you keep the mount.

Ridder 2009/11/25(Wed)07:10 No. 81444 ID: fb5d8e
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Riding into that cave alone?
Really, voices? Is that the best plan you can come up with?

>>81444
Yes. Do not question us, for we are all-seeing, all-knowing.

>>81444

Flail your hands over your head, screaming and running in a circle.

>>81444
Yeah well we don't see you coming up with anything!

>>81444
Show up nude and hope the ogre is busy somewhere and isn't the one to answer.

Ridder 2009/11/25(Wed)08:22 No. 81457 ID: fb5d8e
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It is now clear to me why Timotei and Sticks did not want to be under my command anymore.

If that is all you voices can think of then I will simply move around on my own without consulting you.
Perhaps I will call on you again in the future.

>>81457
Probably a wise move. If you ever need help destroying your life again, just give us a call. Though you ARE the one hearing voices, so... yeah.

>>81457

Get a real horse while you're at it.

Well, what did you expect? By your own words, its a bigger enemy that just razed a city while you were out.

Planning failed; only made your two companions leave you.

A man cant raise a nation from nowhere just with a banner. Its a matter of knowing the right people, connections. The only connection fate offered us, required you to leave your banner.

So, yes. We´re in a corner. Its either charging in to try to die with a spark of misguided honor (or at best, hope for lucking out when you´re in there and scoring heavy intel), or start travelling the lands aimlessly until something else shows up.

Seems like most voices just want to get it over with though.

>>81464
Or how about we take the third option. here's what i think we should do, we should return to "boss's" headquarters, from there we can "pledge" our "allegiance" to him. Just think about it for a second, if we can get into his base of operations we can take it down from the inside out. And when he's alone and abandoned under his broken hold, we smite evil like we've never smited evil before.

>>81467
It may be deceptive, but you are infiltrating the lair of a great evil.

>>81467
Or just pledge faithfully.
Being evil, he'll eventually betray you, and you can oppose him in good faith.
And seriously, find out more about the rebellion.
I have a feeling it might come in handy...

If you really don't even want to touch the place at all, Ridder, I suggest a thorough inspection of surrounding towns or villages. Ask around the goblins, kobolds or in Sepia town, corrupt townships love to betray its members if the boss collects supplies there. You should be able to handle any goddamn thing there if your confident that place of his is the most dangerous.

Do you still need Timotei for detecting evil? The highest sources of evil should direct to you of places he's been. Even in the hub of Sepia town his aura should be noticeably different. Goblins may also have some interesting Allies of Lord Malto seeing as how he saved a previous generation of them.

And stop calling us abstract voices, we're you. Don't try to go the insane route and say all the crazy thoughts are by different people inside you. That'll lead to downfall.

Ridder 2009/11/25(Wed)11:34 No. 81487 ID: fb5d8e
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Now that you mention it, I have heard of kobold and goblin settlements in these woods. I suppose it's an obvious choice for the 'Boss' to get his henchmen from.
He must have a fully armed army in that cave.

Investigating these places seems like a good plan.

>>81487

Excellent! A lead! Let's go do some sleuthing!

You could start by asking them about him. They might report you, but eh.

Ridder 2009/11/25(Wed)12:27 No. 81497 ID: fb5d8e
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I ride straight into the forest.
Soon I find signs of hunting and gathering, and finally a beaten trail through the dense vegetation. I follow it.

Through the trees I can barely make out a settlement.
Before I can approach any closer, two goblins approach me instead.

"Hey! Who are you? What are you doing here?"

Introduce yourself. Say you're looking for a man operating out of the dungeon to the east.

Ridder 2009/11/25(Wed)13:03 No. 81501 ID: fb5d8e
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"My name is Ridder. I am knight-errant."
"A knight? What are you doing all the way out here?"
"I am investigating the man operating out of the dungeon to the east."
"Ooh.. I hope you're not his enemy then, because I heard that he defeated the Red Fang by his own hand. That monster terrorized these lands for years but then he rolled in with nothing but his bare hands and rip Red Fang to shreds.."
"I also heard he kidnapped the tinkerer from the next village!"
"Shut up, Bark, he's a knight, he's obviously not interested in that."

>>81501
Wait - if this 'boss' defeated a monster that had been terrorizing the lands for years, is he truly evil?
Though there is that rumor he kidnapped the tinkerer, but... how much truth is there in that rumor?

Maybe you should visit that other village and see if they need anything from you - and you could ask about this missing tinkerer.

>>81502
>Wait - if this 'boss' defeated a monster that had been terrorizing the lands for years, is he truly evil?
If an ogre kills another ogre in a fight, does that make him good? If a demon slays a devil to usurp his throne, does that make the demon good?

No. It just proves how fearsome this "boss" truly is. Whoever he is.
Probably dashing and handsome too.

You're a noble knight! If someone's been kidnapped, of course you care!

>>81503
I see your point.
And you're probably right about him being handsome and dashing.

Ridder 2009/11/25(Wed)13:40 No. 81508 ID: fb5d8e
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"I would like to look into the kidnapping. Which way is the next village?"
"It's that way, just follow the trail."
"Mind you, though, the villagers there are a little.. odd. They have weird customs."
"Thank you. You have been most helpful."

I continue down the trail.

Ridder 2009/11/25(Wed)13:49 No. 81513 ID: fb5d8e
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The smell of roasting meat reaches my nose long before the first buildings peek through the trees.
The village is located in a humble clearing. A watchtower right in the middle suggests these goblins have settled here for a long time.

No guards approach me.

Introduce yourself. Say you're investigating reports you've heard of a goblin kidnapped by a man from the dungeon to the east.

This is getting to be quite a mouthful.

Waltz in and loudly pontificate about the superiority of ogres to goblins. Mention the stink. Goblins love when you do that. Proclaim you're carrying a lot of money.

Ridder 2009/11/25(Wed)14:34 No. 81524 ID: fb5d8e
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I call out to the few goblins who happen to pass me.

"Excuse me! I am Ridder, knight-errant. I am investigating the kidnapping of your tinkerer by the man who operates from the dungeon to the east."
"Huh? You mean Finnie? Nah, she went to work for 'im. I dunno. It's a bit boring here after she left though. I woulda loved to rock that ass, if you know what I mean."

This means the "Boss" is friendly or atleast neutral with this village. That doesn't bode well.

"Anyway, I gotta get back to work. Oh- A word of advice stranger: Don't take this trail over to the next village. They've got some odd habits over there. Odd indeed."

The goblins continues on his way.

This is fucking getting to me now. Ask about the strange customs. You have a reputation to maintain, right? So you want to fit in with the locals. When in Rome, do as the Romans do! If you commit any faux pas or break any taboos here you'll never get the help you need, so politely inquire about the local customs and traditions. Don't just assume you know what you're doing or you're going to have pie on your face.

I think that's enough truisms and clichés for one suggestion.

Ridder 2009/11/25(Wed)14:47 No. 81527 ID: fb5d8e
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I am getting rather worried about these 'strange habits' that both villages claim the other one has.
I call out to another passing goblin.

"Excuse me! Can you tell me more about the 'strange habits' of the next village?"
"Well.. They, uh.. I dunno, man, I never been there, but I sure as hell don't wanna find out what it is they do. I just avoid 'em."

>>81527
This situation seems very familiar...

>>81527

Just tell this dude that the people there are just like the people here. See how he takes it.

>>81527

"What would you do if I said I just came from there, and they think that you're the ones with the strange habits? And also that they don't appear to act any different from you?"

>>81543
>"What would you do if I said I just came from there, and they think that you're the ones with the strange habits?"
>Also, they said you guys are dorks!
DO THIS
START GOBLIN CIVIL WAR

>>81527
Take the trail to the next village.

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)10:08 No. 81779 ID: fb5d8e
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"I just came from the next village and they behave no different than you. They even share the same misconception about you being the odd ones."
"Uh, yeah, whatever. Look, some of us have work to do around here."

The goblin continues on his way.
Unless mending or worsening their distrust of each other serves any purpose towards my quest, I don't see how it is worth my time.

It seems odd that, despite forming some sort of reasonable accord with these goblins, the dark Boss should go to the effort of specifically recruiting just a single one. Wouldn't it make more sense for him to amass an army, bringing all the goblins to his direct control? And instead, he brings a single goblin.

Obviously this goblin must be special. Do some investigating as to this particular goblin's abilities, because obviously she must have been capable of some serious destructive power. To avoid rousing suspicion, present yourself as a lovestruck admirer, and this "Finnie" as the object of your desire.

You still need a base of operations and at least some helpers if you're ever going to manage to tackle this individual. I still believe Sticks and Tim will yet prove useful, but perhaps they need some time to themselves. When the time is right we'll come back for them, and by then, perhaps their attitude will be somewhat improved.
In the meantime, broaden your horizons. If your foe has recruited Goblins, perhaps you should do the same. Yes, I know what you're thinking: monsters on your side? But it will help you get into the head of your opponent, his dealings, and further, they're less likely to betray you. Goblins have low standards. A little kindness and a show of equality -- of brotherhood and cooperation instead of ownership, of handshaking instead of head-petting -- is likely enough, since goblins are so used to being treated as less than equal.

Personally I'd say you should go after the one you spoke with earlier. He seems capable and single-minded when it comes to work, so that much is a start already. Besides, he seems to have a personal investment in Finnie, the goblin your sworn nemesis recruited, so he would have a personal stake in finding her, and returning her from the dark influence of the dungeonmaster. You can't lose!

>>81779

Geez. Every time we try to do something around here, it gets us nowhere.

Guess we'd better be on our way then.

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)11:41 No. 81798 ID: fb5d8e
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Before I begin recruiting I want to secure a base of operations and figure out what I will have my recruits do. I don't want to repeat my failure with Sticks and Timotei.

"Excuse me! Please wait!"
"What is it now?"

I approach the goblin who expressed an interest in 'Finnie'. Perhaps he can shed light on why she was chosen by the 'Boss'.

"I understand you have an interest in Finnie."
"Yeah? What of it."
"The man who hired her is.. dangerous. Finnie may be in great trouble associating with him."
"Wh-what?"
"I plan to overthrow his reign. To do that, I need information. Could you please tell me why exactly he chose Finnie to take back to his lair?"

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)11:41 No. 81799 ID: fb5d8e
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"That's obvious: She is so hot. Almost no curves, man. Even her head is slightly squarish. And she has this one hand that's mutated or something like a horrible monster. Man. And she was the tinkerer too, so I guess she was smart. Inventing all kinds of stuff. Such a tomboy, man. She is so hot."

>>81799
Oh, so he just thinks she's hot. Sure we want this guy?

>And she was the tinkerer too, so I guess she was smart. Inventing all kinds of stuff.
This could be trouble. Some of the worst slaughters in history were made possible by technological superiority. Remember the repeating crossbow? The rolling ballista? The clockwork-powered bees?
I suggest we keep an eye out.

No, that's it! If we are to compete, we need technological power as well. We will in short order need to take on a particularly intelligent and inventive recruit, and in so doing we'll also have a good task to put them towards. Two birds with one stone, am I right?

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)12:46 No. 81811 ID: fb5d8e
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Well thought of. I won't be able to properly equip an army if I don't have the same technology as my enemy.
I will have to look for a tinkerer: But I can only recruit him once I have a proper stronghold. But since he will have a job already it will be easy to give him a solid duty.

"Thank you. Are there any tinkerers of her level left?"
"Weelll.. I guess you could check out the village's new tinkerer. She's not nearly as hot though. So, I dunno. Whatever you want, man."

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)13:25 No. 81816 ID: fb5d8e
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With the directions of the goblin I find the hut of the new tinkerer.
The room has a sober feel about it.
The tinkerer is working at her desk and does not notice my entrance.

>>81816

"Sup?"

After greetings, propose the services you require of her and if she's willing to join us if it takes a little while to find a base. We'd of course only ask her to come finally after we do. By the way, what kind of woman do you like, Ridder? It's unrelated but it passes the time between thoughts and all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Could you address your Map for probable locations of a good fortress while you're at it?

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)13:47 No. 81820 ID: fb5d8e
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"Good afternoon."
"Ey? Who the feck are you?"
"I am Ridder, knight-errant. I am looking for a tinkerer to join my forces."
"You lookin' for that feckin' Finesse she's not here. Feckin' hell, I gotta say this every day. What, is she some kinda ged or somethin'? I'm twice as good as 'er I tell you. But everyone's always Finnie this, Finnie that. So feck off."
"Actually, I am opposing the force who hired her. I am in fact looking for a tinkerer better than her."
"You sayin' I get to beat her? Feck, count me in. When do we start? I can't wait to show that witch who's the best. That feckin' harlot outshined me our entire youth, while it was obviously me who was better. FECK! When do we start?!"
"As soon as possible. I just need to secure a base."
"You better hurry the fuck up, son. Even if you find a ged forsaken hellhole, the sooner the better. I'll show these feckers here who's the better gobbo."

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)13:57 No. 81822 ID: fb5d8e
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I did my best to whipe out the location of the refugee camp now that it has moved.

Good locations for strongholds are difficult to find. It appears the Boss' has secured a strong point dab in the middle of this area.
I have heard of old dwarven fortresses in the mountains to the west, particular in the vulcano, but eventhough it would be the most effecient military wise it'd put a large distance between us and our foe.
The other possibility may be to follow up on rumors I heard of elven ruins in the woods to the north east, but these might be considerably less well defended and eroding due to aggressive flora.
In both cases I have no idea if there may still be ancestors present.

>>81822
I say investigate the elven ruins first.

>>81822
It'd be best to scout out both sites before deciding anyway, starting with the possible elven ruins.

>>81822

You should find your OWN muscle, boss. No more of this having the door shut in our faces bullcrap. Surely there must be some large race around here that you can try finding a champion from? Perhaps a Troll or an Ogre.

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)14:30 No. 81827 ID: fb5d8e
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Very well. Does that mean I'm done investigating the goblin and kobold villages in these woods?

I don't know where I could find a troll or ogre in these parts. I will have to find someone who does know.

Looking at both possible strongholds is the wisest course of action, but will also cost a lot of time. Time which allows our foe to grow ever stronger. I have to keep that in mind.

You know, now that you mention it, maybe we're not done here.
I mean, think about it. Your big enemy boss guy has allied himself with this village, right? Well there's a lot more to leading a righteous force than just the soldiers standing next to you! You need to start winning some hearts and minds! You need allies, same as any other force does! You can't possibly manage everyone at once so it's nice to be able to call on some self-sufficient forces that are ready to aid you. After all, it's easier to be able to call on a whole pre-established goblin village than to try and lead every goblin under your rank and file.
If the boss has allies, you need allies. And what better place to start than right here? Why not exploit the natural distrust between these two neighboring gobbo villages? They don't like each other much so it shouldn't be hard to convince the others to join you. Go there, seek an audience with their elder(s), and see what you can do to win them over.

>>81827

Ask your new flunkie where we can find some muscle in these parts.

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)14:49 No. 81831 ID: fb5d8e
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Well thought. If this village is friendly with the Boss, then their distrust of the other village is a plus for me. I will head over there to see how I can forge an alliance.
First, I will ask my future tinkerer if she knows where I can find some muscle.

"Excuse me, again. Do you know where I can find trolls or ogres or the like in this area?"
"Feck nah. Ask those demented elders. They like to keep track of this shite."

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)14:50 No. 81832 ID: fb5d8e
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As luck has it my new tinkerer seems very discontent with her own village so that saves me a lot of trouble.

I follow the trail back to the other village.
Since I was going to speak with their elders anyway I can ask them about some muscle as well.

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)14:54 No. 81834 ID: fb5d8e
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I'm greeted at the end of a spear again.

"You again?! You came from the next village didn't you? What do you want now? You better not do something.. something odd.. that you learned there.."

>>81834
The next village is one of goblins. You are not a goblin, and would just like to speak with the elders.

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)15:34 No. 81842 ID: fb5d8e
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"The next village is one of goblins. I am no goblin. I wish to speak with your elders."
"Well, uh.. Alright then. But no funny business."

The two guards notify another pair that they're leaving their post and take me to their elder. The hut is well guarded.
With the elder goblin looking frail as a dried leaf it is no surprise theyre careful around him.

"Yes, outsider.. I am the elder of this village. Who are you and why do you wish to see me?"
"I am Ridder, knight-errant. My enemy - the man operating from the dungeon to the east - has forged an alliance with the next village. Therefor I seek to ally with you to provide us both a better chance at victory against them. I am willing to prove myself worthy of your trust."

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)15:34 No. 81843 ID: fb5d8e
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"Outsider.. You have to understand that we never get involved with the wars outside these woods.. But if what you say is true.. and they have an alliance with an outsider.. They are such an odd bunch. Outsider, I will accept your offer if you can prove yourself a friend of this village. The next village has wronged us in the past: Their loggers are slowly creeping into our part of the woods. We don't want a direct conflict so we haven't tried to stop them.. but perhaps if an outsider like you were to destroy their operation a confrontation could be avoided."

>>81843

Hmm. Seems like a tricky situation. Ask if he's heard about large creatures in the area, then say you'll get on the task right away.

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)15:48 No. 81847 ID: fb5d8e
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If I play this right I should be able to scare them off without injuring anyone or destroying too much. However, I will probably not be able to show my face in the next village anymore.

"Have you heard of any large creatures in the area? I'm looking for the muscle."
"Are-- Are you saying you will lead.. Black Fang to them? That.. That would certainly take care of their lumber operation, but.. I hoped we could scare them off without killing anyone. But if you have to use Black Fang then.. then I suppose there's no other way. Just make sure he doesn't come to this village. You can probably find him camping near the brook to the north."

>>81847

Thank him for his time.

Abscond.

Go and see Black Fang.

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)16:06 No. 81854 ID: fb5d8e
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"Thank you for your time. I won't disappoint you."
"Very well, outsider.. Good luck."

I travel north. It isn't long before I find a small stream to follow.
I move cautiously: The way the elder spoke of Black Fang has gotten to my nerves.

I find myself slowing down even more. The smell of roasting meat hangs in the air.. It has a sinister taste to it.

Then finally, a silhouette appears. A fire and a tent have been set up next to the brook. Two fresh kills hang from a nearby tree: One looks alarmingly humanoid.

>>81854
Proceed with caution.

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)16:17 No. 81857 ID: fb5d8e
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I proceed my approach cautiously and silently. I don't want to startle this massive beast of a man.

As I get closer I can hear that he's eating. Squishing, crunching and ripping noises go along with his heavy breathing.

Suddenly he speaks.

"I can hear you."

>>81857
Introduce yourself, explain why you're here, etc.

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)16:29 No. 81859 ID: fb5d8e
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"I am Ridder, knight-errant. I am on a quest to defeat a terrible evil before it can do any more harm. To achieve this, I need someone powerful. Someone like you, Black Fang."
"Heh.. a noble cause, Sir Ridder.. but I don't care wether you're going to save a baby or eat it: I only follow masters stronger than me. And you smell like.. like a little babyman who feels big carrying his mommy's flag. So ride your chicken out of here before.. before someone gets a little angry."

A win or die challenge then? If you must, go ahead unless you have objections. It's not like we're gonna get any stronger if we get the stronghold first since this fight looks one-on-one. Think you can take him? Prepare for an immediate attack; he doesn't look like he'd wait for you to change your mind. Your lucky he's full.

>>81859

"Is that a challenge?"

Ridder 2009/11/26(Thu)17:21 No. 81877 ID: fb5d8e
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It is true that if I am not able to defeat this man I stand little chance in the coming war. Together with winning an underling this will be a test of my abilities.

"As a knight I can not refuse your challenge, thinly veiled it may be. If I defeat you, will you follow me?"

Black Fang drops his food on the ground unceremoniously. He rises from his seat as he pulls up a large rough cleaver.
The smell of death coming from it is almost nauseating.

"Yes, yes.. I'll do whatever you say.. if you defeat me."

>[BOSSFIGHT INITIATED]

>>81877
Assume the position.

>>81877
someone has been playing borderlands...
also
ASSUME THE POSITION

>>81877
We need to be non-fatal. Get ready and wait for him to make the first move.

>>81879
>someone has been playing borderlands...
...say what?

Say "You're pretty."

While he's confused, stab him in the forearm.

Size up your opponent, quickly, we need to act fast. If our spear trumps that cleaver and fang's arm, charge, aim for his weapon bearing shoulder.

Alright, let's see. Things that can be used to our advantage:
+fire
+uneven ground
+our mount
+meatshields (are they too high to duck behind?)

Ride him down if you're still mounted. If that's not viable, at least try to take the higher ground. Make your priority surviving this battle. If Black Fang dies it will be a setback, but not so much as a crippling wound to you would be. It's possible that your patron town would be willing to treat Fang's wounds once you have him under your control.

>>81877
Ready your weapon, and keep it pointed at Black Fang no matter what.
"So, are you nearly as tough as Red Fang?"

Wait for him to swing first and dodge, while he's off balance due to having huge and unwieldy weapon stab him.

Also try taunting him to anger him into making mistakes.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)07:09 No. 82136 ID: fb5d8e
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I have the advantage with my reach, but I think his blade will go straight through my spear. I'd rather not risk losing my weapon in this situation.
With my mount I also have superior charging speed, but again there is a downside: I won't be able to react and dodge as fast due to having to wait for my mount to respond.

I will use a rush to taunt him into striking me, then strike his shoulder when his blade it making its swing.

"So, are you nearly as tough as Red Fang?"
"Red Fang! Now there's a name.. He gave me this pretty gash on my eye--"

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)07:09 No. 82137 ID: fb5d8e
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"--but that was a long time ago!"

He swings: This is my chance.

"ROOAARRGH! WHAT?!"

"Why haven't you taken revenge for that eye, eh? What man would let such a disgrace go unpunished."
(Here's to hoping he won't connect the dots and use the same logic on us.)

Recover back to a save distance and ready yourself for a new attack. If he decides to swing at you horizontally, jump off your steed rather than take the blow.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)12:19 No. 82194 ID: fb5d8e
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I've disabled Black Fang's left arm.. but it looks like he's using his momentum to make the swing a full circle!

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)12:19 No. 82195 ID: fb5d8e
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I can't make my mount duck this fast.
I set my feet on the saddle and jump up, just in time to feel the cleaver passing under me.

lean back and bring the spear over your head across his face,then spur your mount to put some distance between you after doing that.

>>82195
Ridder: dat ass?

Land on mount back to front, make a second slash to that scar, then get the feck out, that will do for a taunt

we need to concentrate on the fight

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)13:05 No. 82206 ID: fb5d8e
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If I'm going to spin my spear around to strike at his face--

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)13:05 No. 82207 ID: fb5d8e
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--I won't need to run away.

>>82207
Is your blade at his throat now? It seems the fight is over. Press it meaningfully against his flesh.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)15:26 No. 82249 ID: fb5d8e
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I silently press the blade against his neck. No words are necessary to claim my victory.

"..BUAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Black Fang bursts out in roaring laughter.
My mount fidgets nervously.

"It has been years since anyone.. anyone has laid a scratch on me! Sir knight! I am but your humble apprentice. Guide me along the path to ultimate swordsman!"

Fist pump mentally. Shake on it. Treat the beastly warrior with respect. He may be an underling and a monster but we've seen what happens when respect is not paid.
Besides, you don't want to piss him off. This isn't the kind of guy you want turning traitor down the line.

Once that's out of the way, let him in on more of your plans and ask him if he has any insight on a place nearby you can occupy -- an abandoned fort as previously considered, or perhaps a den of evil that may need cleansing first.

Whatever the case, we need us a base, and then we'll retrace our steps to the place where that one goblin's case puts her local disgrace on the other's displace, and curses every trace of her squarish-shaped face. With two lackeys on brace we'll present them our case and by good God's grace we'll soon make our chase towards the evil one's space.

>>82251
But should we do it with haste?

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)15:58 No. 82258 ID: fb5d8e
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I hold out my hand. He takes it and we exchange firm shakes.

"Black Fang, I will pursue the honor of being your master to the best of my abilities. May our future together be long and fruitful."

Black Fang seems to be silenced by this. He holds onto my hand. Not as a challenge, but simply in thought.

"I ain't ever had someone treat me so formally.. ..I won't disappoint you, master."

He shakes my hand again.

"Now then, let me level with you. I am raising an army to fight the man operating out of the dungeon to the west--"
"That's Red Fang's territory."
"No longer. Red Fang has been slain by its current occupant."
"Hmrr.."
"I am in the middle of forging alliances with a goblin village: I will need your help with that."
"Just let me know what I gotta do."
"I need you to put an end to a logging operation of their rival village. They're getting too close to comfort.. But, I need you to refrain for killing anyone."
"..Hmmrr.. Understood.. but.. that isn't much of a fight.."
"Neither is killing weak lumberjacks, Black Fang. The real battles come later."
"Hmrr.. Got it. I'll show them a good.. a good good time."
"Good. But before that: Do you know of any suitable locations that we can turn into our base of operations?"
"Nah. Architecture ain't my turf. I deal in blades."
"I understand. Let us be off then."

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)16:17 No. 82264 ID: fb5d8e
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The logging operation scatters without fail. Black Fang seems to have made a reputation around here already.
No injuries, minimum damage. Mission successful.

terrorizing innocent goblins eh? Looking pretty villain there, Ridder.

>>82265

Well, let's head out to those Elven Ruins then right? Maybe we can set up a base there.

>>82264
You did what you had to do. Return to the village, but inform Black Fang he should stay out of sight. They did tell you to keep him away, after all.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)16:33 No. 82270 ID: fb5d8e
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"The deed is done. Your woods have been returned to you."

The village elder rubs his hands nervously.

"Y-yes.. My scouts reported.. Black Fang chasing them off. Does that mean you.. you are controlling him?"
"That is correct. Black Fang is now under my command."
"Oh.. well.. We will be glad to be your ally. We'll keep tabs on the next village to make sure they won't be able to aid your enemy. Is.. Is that enough?"
"That will do. Thank you, honored elder. Now I must leave to take care of other things. I will get in touch when things have settled down."
"You will be taking.. Black Fang along with you, yes?"
"That is correct."
"Oh.. Oh good. Have a safe journey, outsider-- I mean, beloved ally."

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)16:50 No. 82272 ID: fb5d8e
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So I understand that the elven ruins are the best location?
Looking at the map again, I see the merits in being close to several settlements. It may also be easier to cross through forest than steep mountain slopes.
Aggressive flora may still be a problem, however. I will need capable workers to restore the place and hopefully improve it.

I can travel north, rest at Sepia Town, and continue east to the forest. The travel itself will take less than a day, but that does not including the break.

That said, am I done in these woods?

>>82272
Take a look a the Kobold Village, they are shy but I think it would do well to check in while we are here.

>>82272
We'll need some cheap labor for now if we're to set up a true base of operations.
The kobolds here in these woods should do nicely.
Perhaps we shall learn something more of this mysterious 'Boss' as well.

>>82272
Going to the village with Black Fang might be off putting. Let's head to the ruins for now.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)17:13 No. 82286 ID: fb5d8e
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Ah yes, I haven't investigated the kobold village yet. And indeed, I have heard that kobolds are dedicated craftsman. Hopefully there will be one who can help me restore the ruins.
I'd rather trust a kobold than someone from Sepia Town, that blight on our culture.

With Black Fang's directions I find a fast route to the nearest kobold village. According to my squire it is also the largest kobold settlement in the area.
However.. it is eerily quiet.

>>82286
They might be terrified of Black Fang. Try to assure the kobolds that he's no harm.

>>82286
I hear they like the sound of gold.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)17:27 No. 82305 ID: fb5d8e
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"There is no danger! We mean no harm!"

There is no response.

"No dice, master Ridder."

>>82305
Tell them that you just want some questions answered.

>>82305
Go knock on a door I suppose.
Tell them you're looking to hire some help.

>>82305
Ask Black Fang to step back. Take off your weapons and strip down to show that you are completely unarmed.

>>82305
Just tell them you're looking to hire a worker or two; gold usually brings them out of hiding.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)17:49 No. 82317 ID: fb5d8e
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I dismount and hand Black Fang my spear. He nods, stepping back by himself.
I knock on one of the doors.

"Excuse me, I am looking to hire help and perhaps ask a few questions."

There is no response.
I knock again.

"Excuse m--"
"Yes yes, we interested, but hiding now, okay? Please be leaving. No attracting attention to this one's house."

The kobold looks around cautiously.

>>82317
Ask him what's got him so spooked.

>>82317
inquire what he's so paranoid of.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)18:00 No. 82327 ID: fb5d8e
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"What has got you so spooked?"
"This one hear parent say 'Not go there' but little one say 'Will go there', then little one went up and up and now noone go up anymore.."

He looks up and points to a door halfway up a nearby tree.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)18:00 No. 82328 ID: fb5d8e
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It radiates darkness.

>>82328
Oh wow, that looks awesome. Investigate!

>>82328
Ask how long it has been there.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)18:05 No. 82335 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't know how I can get up there. I'm build for flat plains, not treeclimbing.

"How long has it been there?"
"Weeks.. Month maybe. You remove for us?"

>>82335
Say that you will try, if there is a way to get there.

>>82335
Get Black Fang.

Fastball Special.

>>82335
That wouldn't be the same house that the Boss from the east visited?

Investigate! Hopefully we can end this blight on the kobold village and earn their allegiance.

"What happened at that house, master Kobold?"

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)18:16 No. 82342 ID: fb5d8e
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"What happened at that house, master Kobold?"
"This one doesn't know. Hear little one find forbidden shrine in goblin land. Now all village scared."
"I'll see what I can do. Black Fang, if you'd please."
"Aye, sir."

Fly in a more hard-boiled manner.
Also, DYNAMIC ENTRY

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)18:36 No. 82347 ID: fb5d8e
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Black Fang's aim is spot on. I manage a clean entry through the door, or rather what used to be a door.
The darkness hits me like a thick blanket. It almost feels as if it would have stopped me had I not gained considerable momentum.
Even so, it feels strangely welcoming.

I hear a young girl's soft singing.

"... wicked power tore asunder
And with this cruel and fateful blunder
Cast her to a world of wonder
Would she e'er see home again..."

I won't deny this is getting to me. My heart is beating in my throat.

>>82347
Cough politely and take a look around.

>>82347
Grab the girl and exit, dynamically.

We need to return with someone who knows magic. This shit is too deep for you.

Unless you're feeling like a six million dollar Indiana Jones, in which case grab something pointy (you did bring a weapon didn't you?) and smash it at the dead centre of that disk.

>>82347
What is that she's molding? Wax?

oh lawdy I see some boldbutt

>>82347
Oh...
Oh god.
Ridder. You've stumbled upon something far greater than you know.
I fear she may already be too powerful for you...
Steel youself.

and lo, we get the inevitable Ruby reference in every single quest.

BE CAREFUL DON'T ACCIDENTALLY SLIP ON ALL THE WAX AND FALL INTO HER

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)19:01 No. 82361 ID: fb5d8e
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No need to delay in this horrible place. I have to take the girl out of here.
I reach out to grab her, fighting the darkness' resistance.

"And so th-- Eeehh?!"

She's spotted me and jumps to her feet. Startled, she drops a wax statuette to the floor and stumbles away from me.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)19:01 No. 82363 ID: fb5d8e
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She slips.

"Mister?"

>>82363
Ridder, you have no idea what the fuck you have just done. Nice job breaking it, hero.

JUMP IN AFTER HER LIKE THE BIG DAMN HERO YOU ARE

>>82363
Oh no. You've got to try and save her!

Oh shi-

Make a quick grab for her, real quick!

Save the FUCK out of her, failing that, get your ass in that portal.

>>82363
JUMP IN AFTER HER DAMNIT

Oh god! GO IN AFTER HER!

A ND so i t has cometo p ass t h e WHEEL s of f a te t ur n on a nd o n e TALE LEAdsinto t h enext

First: please don't tell me she's naked.

Second: grab her or fall in trying.

Third: yell out at black fang as you do so.

Fourth: yell "Cjopaze Fhtagn" as you fall through. Who knows, it may keep you from being completely obliterated upon arrival by the sinister fleshgod, the Barbed Wheel, he who sees all, knows all, and is.....

(continues babbling on inanely)

Oh ffff-

Shit just got real, Ridder. You have no idea what you just caused.

and then kobold was a skullking

well, neither do we really.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)19:14 No. 82381 ID: fb5d8e
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I have to go after her! I stretch my legs for a great leap..

..and hit my head hard against the wall.

The darkness is gone. There is just a crudely drawn circle on the wall and a whole bunch of burning candles around me.

I couldn't save the girl, but at least the rest of the village is safe.

..I'm sorry, little girl.

Wasn't the Skullking a Kobold?

Well, we know what's happening well in the future...

>>82381
And thus the barbed wheel of fate turns ever on. I think it's best to report back with the sad news.

>>82381
Well, at least we didn't end the world in a TIME PARADOX.

Examine the circle on the wall with your third eye and- oh wait...

Get out of the cave and return to the village.

>>82381
Very well.
There is nothing more you can do here but inform the rest of the kobolds what has happened.

hah ah ah aha haha hH AAAAHAHAHHH hahhhahahh hh hh hh hh h hhh hhh hhh hh h h hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>82381
Erase the circle so that the shrine can never become active again.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)19:24 No. 82392 ID: fb5d8e
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As I work my way down the tree I notice a crowd has gathered around the base. All look up with wonder: Some at me, some at the door I just left.
I better announce the loss right away.

"The darkness is gone, but.. I could not save the little one!"

>>82392
Hang head, press palms together, and prophesy the rise of someone called the Skullking.
Kneel to put you at the same height as your hosts.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)19:27 No. 82397 ID: fb5d8e
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The kobold clicks his tongue in disagreement.

"Not fail to save.. Little one dead for long time. You succeed.. You save village. Thank you, stranger."

>>82397
She was dead? But you saw her! Tell them that.

Ia Ia my fellow... Ia Ia indeed.

Investigate the wax statuet- oh darn already left the room :(

>>82397
Descend. Ask, "What had she done to become dead to you?"

Say he's welcome.

Also ask what the kobold knows about that little one.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)19:36 No. 82408 ID: fb5d8e
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"You're welcome, sir. It is but my duty. What do you know of the little one?"
"One day little one eat bad mush.. Then little one so sick.. Little one going to die. But man comes. Say he will help. Give little one strange drink.. Little one look better but.. now acting different. Bleed alot. Bleed more than hunted animal. Little one no longer little one... Man also take two villagers to home in east rocks. Never see again."

>>82408
...boss...

Oh
FUCK.

>>82408
It's that same man, the one who razed the village. His evil extends here as well, and we will never know the full repercussions of what just occured. Your resolve should be steeled yet more, for his defeat cannot come swiftly enough.

Tell them you know the man of whom they speak, and you oppose him in his conquest. Ask them if they can spare anyone to assist you.

Ridder 2009/11/27(Fri)19:53 No. 82420 ID: fb5d8e
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Indeed. There is no other way. It must be.. the 'Boss'.
Signs of his evil reign continue to surface. I can no longer see this as a simple quest: The complete destruction of his evil has become my life's goal.

"Sir."
"..Y-yes?"
"I am raising an army to oppose that man. I need craftsman to restore and improve a stronghold. Could you round up any volunteers, please?"
"O.. ofcourse. R-right away."

Now then: What kind of men (or women) do I need? I better not recruit more than two.

>>82420
Make sure you include family time for your minions.

>>82420
Looken pretty familiar there Ridder, mind if we call you little boss?

>>82420
Hot damn, Ridder. They should cover leftover food with you when they put it in the fridge.

A sexy female ranger/hunter and a squat manly repairbold.

You have muscle, but now you need brains.

A wood turner or a carpenter might come in handy, since time is pressing and wood is easily worked on.

Some kind of herbalist or apothecary is also advisable. He or she will have knowledge of the surrounding enviroment and can provide medicine in emergency cases.

>>82420
Looking pretty intense there, Ridder.

Right now we lack a source of food, and a way of making money. Farming, hunting, carpentry, blacksmithing, mining, plant gathering and alchemy all come to mind as being useful.

They should also preferably be skilled in some form of fighting, to help with defense if the time comes.

My word.

That very well could have been the Skullking.

Ridder 2009/11/28(Sat)04:26 No. 82562 ID: fb5d8e
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Well thought! A herbalist and a carpenter will turn the forest's vegetation from an obstacle into an advantage.

I find two skilled and particulary eager kobolds who wish to join the fight.
One is Iesgip, who has great knowledge of plants and how to cultivate them, and some skill at tracking and trapping.
The other is Nakraska, a humble but capable carpenter and lumberjack, who is also able to craft simple weapons and tools in times of need.

They're willing to join me right away.

Good. Strike a heroic pose and head out to the elven ruins. Once we've set up camp we'll come back for our tinker.

End of chapter 5 Ridder 2009/11/28(Sat)05:24 No. 82566 ID: fb5d8e
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Good idea.
Iesgip can deal with aggressive flora and provide food, Nakraska can begin work on renovating, with Black Fang to help with heavy lifting and protecting the base.
When a room has been prepared I will head back to pick up my tinkerer and her equipment.

Now we head for Sepia Town. I am desperate need of some rest.