Elevator !TEEDes0B9o 2009/11/16(Mon)12:20 No. 77543 ID: 135d9a
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"Another one? Haven't I already told you like a dozen?"
"Yes, but it's you're fault we're stuck in here, and you said you knew tons of stories."
"I guess. Fine. Let me think..."

[continued]

Elevator !TEEDes0B9o 2009/11/16(Mon)12:21 No. 77545 ID: 135d9a
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"I already told you the one about the cat and the rabbit, right?"
"Yeah, that was the first one you told me."
"And the dwarf who became a god?"
"Yes, and it took you two hours to get through it."
"Um... the one about the kobold bard?"
"Yeah. You forgot how the ending went. And I still don't know what a kobold is, either."
"Geez. How about the one, um, with the drunk girl who saved the world from the jerk?"
"That was a set story? I thought you just made that one up off the top of your head."
"Hey, at least I'm telling you stories. And the one about the guy who saved the kitten?"
"That one was really depressing and really short. Don't you know any good stories?"

[continued]

Elevator !TEEDes0B9o 2009/11/16(Mon)12:23 No. 77546 ID: 135d9a
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"You know what? You tell a freakin' story."
"Um."
"I'm serious."
"Fine."

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDes0B9o 2009/11/16(Mon)12:24 No. 77547 ID: 135d9a
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Once upon a time, there was, um, ... ???

(Let's see if I can make this work. At all. /quest/, can you tell a story?)

a fluffy sergal

"Did I ever tell you about Cherry Popping Quest? Or Surprise Sex Quest?"

>>77547
A stylin' magician, fashion sense trapped in the '70s, who refused to believe disco was dead!

>>77547
a legend, known to one and all only as... The Fluffy.

Let me tell you a story of The Moonstruck Inventor.

Rachel !TEEDes0B9o 2009/11/16(Mon)13:00 No. 77571 ID: 135d9a
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Once upon a time, um, I guess, there was a fluffy, um, "sergal."

"What the hell is a 'sergal?'"
"... I'm not really sure."
"Well, did this 'sergal' thing have a name?"
"Um..."

This, uh, this sergal's name was...

>>77571
Thiküt Öslud, the Damp Torment.

>>77571
Hail Gres.

>>77571
John Marley.

Jason Bourne

>>77571
James Brown.

fSergal

His name was Jack.

Robert Paulson.

Rachel !TEEDes0B9o 2009/11/16(Mon)13:52 No. 77609 ID: 135d9a
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His name was, um Ja-- Jav... Javon, um B-- s--, um, Bssergal.

"That's terrible."
"Shut up."
"So where was this, um, this sergal named Javon?"

He was...

>>77609
In the dessert - his favorite roaming grounds!

>>77609
In SPACE!

>>77609

In his heat-prof fortress in the middle of the sun, plotting his revenge on the world that mocked his fluffiness.

In the mountains, hunting for food.

Being hurtled through time by a Aku, shapeshifting master of darkness.

Rachel !TEEDes0B9o 2009/11/16(Mon)14:14 No. 77632 ID: 135d9a
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He was in the Dessert Mountains, hunting for food.

"The... Dessert Mountains? Don't you mean 'desert?'"
"No, the Dessert Mountains."
"That's... retarded. What do sergals eat, anyway?"
"Well, uh..."

He was in the Dessert Mountains hunting for his favorite food, the, um...

>>77632
Kumquat!

>>77632

Wild jelly bean gazelle.

>>77632
The elusive Cherry Weasel of course. A challenge worthy of his skills.

Brussel sprouts. Do you have any idea how hard that is to find on the dessert mountains?

Rachel !TEEDes0B9o 2009/11/16(Mon)14:34 No. 77649 ID: 135d9a
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... the elusive Cherry Weasel.

"This is going to be a really silly story, isn't it."
"Probably."
"Well, okay, whatever. He was hunting for Cherry Weasels, and then...?"

And then...

>>77649
A sexy bishounen man with long, sparkling white hair approached The Fluffy. The Fluffy saw his hair, and knew that it was one of its True Disciples.

>>77649
Demons. And then demons.

He found a magical object.

>>77652
The Orb of Infinite Psyche.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/16(Mon)14:52 No. 77659 ID: 135d9a
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Suddenly, Javon met a magical bishounen demon holding a mysterious orb.

"... What."
"Look, are you going to listen to my story or not?"
"Fine. So what did this... bishounen demon... do? Did he say something?"

The demon...

>>77659
Promised him untold powers if he would join him in evil.

>>77659
Used the orb to make all the cherryweasels disappear because he was a jerkwad.

>>77659
Gave the magical orb to the Fluffy, promising him it would one day bring him untold power before running off.

Was kind of a dick.

>>77706
What this poster means is that the demon is an anthropomorphic penis.

Take this orb! It's been bugging me for long enough! Now I'm off to have gay sex with gay men while straight women look on and swoon.

>>77659
Took out a comb and combed the Fluffy's luscious fur~

Typo !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/16(Mon)16:51 No. 77738 ID: 135d9a
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The demon gave The Fluffy Javon the orb, and promptly vanished.

"..."
"Well?"
"... I can't really think of anything to say. Keep going."

Suddenly, Javon heard voices in his head! They told him...

>>77738
You know what would feel great? Wearing a skirt.

Become a god of dance.

time to grind

>>77738
So Fluffy, do you have any siblings~?

Suggestion 2009/11/16(Mon)18:15 No. 77807 ID: 838060
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They told him it was time to dance!

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/16(Mon)19:57 No. 77873 ID: 135d9a
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The voices told The Fluffy to dance.

And he did.

Sort of.

"The Fluffy? I thought you said his name was some stupid thing that started with a J."
"Well, uh, The Fluffy is his, um, his title."
"His title."
"Yeah, that's what I'm going with."
"Riiiight. Okay, so then what."

After dancing, The Fluffy decided to...

... ask the Orb for advice on how to catch the delicious Cherry Weasels, and the Orb told him to dress up as a girl.

>>77873
Go for a walk.
A MAGICAL walk.

>>77873
Venture forth to the nearest kingdom, to seek an audience with its king and wow him with its amazing DANCE.

Grind for exp

Go on a quest in search of the Scepter of Xathrilon

Turn around and leap on a Cherry Weasel.

DELICIOUS

>>77876
This, for such is how one catches a cherry weasel.

Flee from its natural enemy, WATER

FLUFFY QUEST! Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/16(Mon)21:58 No. 77929 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy, on the advice of the mysterious orbvoices, decided to put on a skirt, so as to attract more Cherry Weasels.

Then The Fluffy realized he didn't have a skirt. And he was sad.

"This sounds like a children's book written by someone who was never a child."
"... What??"
"You know what I mean. Your sentences are all short and weird, and stuff."
"Are you just going to keep on like this the whole time?"
"Probably."
"Whatever."

So, The Fluffy resolved to get a skirt. But how?

>>77929
By robbing a department store.

The Fluffy then realized that he must acquire a firearm somehow, and set out to do so.

>>77929
By selling its body.

To a PETTING ZOO.

Offering money for FLUFFY PETTING.

It was a demeaning job, but better than the alternative.

So he constructed one from palm leaves.

>>77929
He raised his mighty weapon in determination, and began to track the terrible Pie Panther. Many roam these mountains of frosting and cake, hunting just as well as the Sergals did. Yet their crust was most suited for making garments out of, and so the hunter became the hunted.

>>77929
By making the ultimate sacrifice - cutting of its fluffiness for skirt material.

Then the fluffy was naked. This pleased the orb.

>>77937
This sounds sufficiently hardcore

Typo !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/17(Tue)22:06 No. 78522 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy raised his weapon high and vowed not to rest until it had tracked down, vanquished, and made into a skirt a fearsome Pie Panther!

'cause, well. He was hungry, and he really wanted one of those Cherry Weasels.

"I don't even know what to say."

After his dramatic gesture, The Fluffy...

(Remember, guys, you're not restricted to just acting through the in-story orb. I mean, if that's what you want to do, then I'll run with it; I'm just saying that it's not your only option, y'know?)

>>78522
plotted an elaborate trap to smother a Pie Panther to death in its luscious fur. <3

Grew 3 sizes!

Charged into a cave and hurled his ball at one, shattering it and knocking his prey unconscious. Then he skinned them with one of the shards.

>>78558
...except that before he could make a cut, the Panther Queen showed up to stop his gluttonous deed!

Look at me, I can't remember to put "Rachel" in the name fi Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/18(Wed)22:12 No. 78962 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy charged into the nearest cave, prepared to unleash his underhanded plan to suffocate a Pie Panther in his fluff so as to steal its weasel-attracting crust!

Only.

The Fluffy didn't realize Pie Panthers got quite this big.

"You know, your descriptive language really leaves something to be desired."
"Would you shut up already? You're the one who asked me to tell this."
"Fine, whatever."

So then...

>>78962
The Fluffy decided to try another cave. This panther was too small! On the third try, it was just right.

What a fine crust this one had!

>>78964
The Fluffy's heart was filled with sympathy for the creature, and it instead decided to make it its mighty steed!

The fluffy did the impossible, saw the invisible and, row row, faught the power.

Whoops Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/23(Mon)16:08 No. 81148 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy opted to make the Pie Panther his noble steed!

It worked, in some sense.

However, The Fluffy now had a problem: he was clinging to an enraged Pie Panther for dear life!

So then...

The fluffy used its sharp claws to dig through the panther's ear canal and shred its brain.

>>81149
The Fluffy also clawed out its eyes, eating them as it did so. Delicious cream filling splattered across the room as the Pie Panther roared in pain. Now blinded, the panther could not read the Fluffy's movements, and so he systematically began rending the flesh of his opponent. Pie filling, so much pie filling. It began to pool on the floor.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/23(Mon)16:45 No. 81155 ID: 135d9a
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After a brief bout of flipping out, The Fluffy decided to use his one definite advantage in this fight -- after all, only one combatant was made entirely of pie.

Some time later, The Fluffy was not feeling so hungry anymore, although he had made quite a mess of himself and the cave. Mmm, strawberry rhubarb.

"That's it? Conflict resolved in one fell swoop?"
"Well, yeah, I mean, the panther was made of pie, after all."
"<sigh>"

The Fluffy wondered what he ought to do next, now that he was no longer so hungry.

>>81155
Then the Fluffy remembered that it needed a skirt.

>>81155
we have to wash before it stains The Fluffy's glorious fur!

He decided to go down to the gas station to pick up some scratch-and-win tickets and a bottle of malt liquor

The Fluffy, for an unknown reason that is certainly not a badly-placed easter egg type shoutout, used the red goo to write "NEVER GONNA CATCH ME NEVER NEVER NEVER" on the walls.

DOUBLE REFERENCE MAKE Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/24(Tue)19:20 No. 81324 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy decided he would try and scrawl a cryptic message on the walls.

...

Well, at least The Fluffy could say he tried.

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/24(Tue)19:24 No. 81327 ID: 135d9a
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As The Fluffy mulled over whether or not it would be worth it to try and catch a Cherry Weasel now that he was stuffed full of Pie Panther, or whether it should instead attempt to make an uncharacteristic purchase at an inexplicably placed convenience store, another thought popped into his head.

Where had that orb gone? The Fluffy had just had it a moment ago, right before he devoured the Pie Panther...

I'm gonna assume the worst here. Start projectile vomiting. Now.

The Fluffy digested the crazy ball and gained its power. Increasingly disjointed and murderous thoughts began moving through its head.

>>81327
Little did the Fluffy realize that by consuming the orb, it had gained the power to transverse through alternate dimensions... RIGHT INTO OUR OWN! In fact... THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS RIGHT NOW!

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/24(Tue)22:43 No. 81376 ID: 135d9a
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As he was made mostly of fluff, it wasn't hard for The Fluffy to check the contents of his stomach for something fairly solid, and... yep, there was that orb.

The Fluffy found it harder and harder to think over the chorus of voices in his head, which told him to...

Carry out a vengeance plotted more than ten years before.

Maximilian Autarch must die!

>>81377
but not by your hand, no! it must be carried out properly. these 10 years of planning have found you the most perfect of cats paws, the cherry weasel shall bring Maximilian Autarch low by your nefarious plans!

Make sweet sweet lovin' to anything that stays still long enough for you to have your way with it. 'Staying still' includes if they're trying to get away, but can't escape.

You really need to stay out of the frozen wasteland! Climb inside that pie panther's corpse.

>>81376
Let me make one thing clear to you, Fluffy. We only care about three things here: Incest, Hats, and Hot Goblin Sex.

You need to make one of these three things happen, and fast.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/25(Wed)22:50 No. 81695 ID: e973f4
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The Fluffy climbed into the messy entrails of the Pie Panther for warmth and began to plot his insidious and dastardly plan to bring about the death of his nemesis Maximilian Autarch!

The Fluffy seemed to remember that he had at one point actually planned this out, but after eating the mysterious orb it was getting pretty hard to remember details like that.

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/25(Wed)22:51 No. 81696 ID: e973f4
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Maximilian Autarch was, of course...

>>81696
Was the lord and master of all things uncool and unfunny, and his stage name, was Sinbad.

>>81696
the greatest of evils to those who had found the fluffy, for he was lord and master of all things bald. his mere gaze caused hair to fall in the thousands, and the reflection of his perfect dome was said to both blind and terrify all things.

Theta][Sigma 2009/11/26(Thu)00:03 No. 81724 ID: f21281
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>>81722

>>81722
I think I agree with this.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/26(Thu)20:14 No. 81939 ID: e973f4
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Autarch was, of course, Lex Luthor an angry bald man in a suit.

With connections.

Lots of connections.

The Fluffy really wished he could remember that plan he had drawn up years ago...

>>81939
Irradiate a few bottles of Rogaine.
Inject them forcefully into foe.

Suggestion 2009/11/26(Thu)20:29 No. 81950 ID: 7eda8b
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Step 1: Make a small cut in Max's fuel line, so it won't leak while parked, but will leak when being driven. Calculate rate of loss and position self halfway to his scheduled destination.

Step 2: After the car has stalled, track it down and blow it up with a bazooka. Max himself has proven too quick and durable for this to be certain, but it will take care of his bodyguards.

Step 3: Finish the job with pistols loaded with silver bullets (IMPORTANT), to breach his magical defenses.

>>81950
Step 4:???
Step 5:Profit!

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/11/27(Fri)16:13 No. 82262 ID: e973f4
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The Fluffy... The Fluffy liked this plan.

But first, he would have to take care of a few things. After all, he had none of the tools necessary, nor did he know when Autarch would be in the right place... He had his work cut out for him.

What to do first?

>>82262
It was time for espionage! The Fluffy returned to his mount Icee the Frostingsaber, and rode to resupply and buy equipment at the fort at the bottom of the Dessert Mountains. It was called Confecthirst the Sweet-Meats of Tasting.

>>82262
Needed: Gun, bazooka, sharp thing, gas-measurey-thingie.

Three of those things can be found at a weapon shop.

Paying is optional.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/01(Tue)16:29 No. 84544 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy still wasn't sure which part of his plan to work on first, but quickly realized that whether he decided to spy on Max or collect weapons, he would have to return to Baldsburg.

Only a couple of hours into the journey, though, The Fluffy remembered why he'd never returned to Baldsburg these past ten years -- the Forest of Despair was in the way, and The Fluffy had always been very intimidated by the prospect of traveling through an untamed wilderness filled with non-dessert-based beasts.

So, The Fluffy decided to...

(I gotta keep this rolling somehow.)

Go around the forest by traveling in the mountains that are actually filled with dessert-based enemies that will be easily killed.

>>84544
Spread his wings and fly over it instead!

>>84544
Train on progressively less sweet enemies until he was powerful enough to take on the entrees that guarded the forest.

>>84544
( I think you're doing an awesome job of keeping the quest's quality up, don't fret it. :> )

Eliminate the forest itself. With extreme arsonistic prejudice.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/07(Mon)01:24 No. 87483 ID: 135d9a
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... spread his wings and fly over the forest!

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/07(Mon)01:24 No. 87484 ID: 135d9a
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... wait The Fluffy doesn't have any wings.

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/07(Mon)01:25 No. 87486 ID: 135d9a
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THE FLUFFY FOUND THE FOREST JUST AS DARK AND SCARY AS IT REMEMBERED FROM LAST TIME

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/07(Mon)01:27 No. 87487 ID: 135d9a
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One near-death experience and terrified scramble out of the forest later, The Fluffy found himself wondering what on earth had made him think he had wings.

And also how he was to get to Baldsburg.

>>87487
Staunchly refusing to take the road like any normal person would, The Fluffy decided to EAT the forest!

>>87488
Replace EAT with BURN.

Burn it. Burn it all.

>>87488
Replace BURN with LOVE
love it to death.

>>87518
replace LOVE with FUCK
Fuck that forest, oooh yeaah

>>87520
Replace FUCK with EAT.
take it all the way back around.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2009/12/08(Tue)19:02 No. 88681 ID: 135d9a
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The voices in The Fluffy's head told him to do all sorts of silly things to the forest. The only one that sounded remotely sensible was burning it down, and The Fluffy didn't really have any way to start a fire handy.

The Fluffy told the voices they were silly, and asked them to try again.

You're out of the forest?

Uh... walk to Baldsburg, then. You're apparently more than halfway there...?

>>88684
[no no no The Fluffy ran back into the mountains after "almost getting killed"]

>>88681
The Fluffy decided he would go back to the mountains, tame a Lemon Jelly Lion, and ride his fearsome steed through the forest.

>>88695
Those are really sticky!
So, do this, but first assemble a Flaky Saddle from trees.

>>88723
Yes, a flaky saddle, bit, etc. Remember, Lemon Jelly Lions glow with an eerie green light! That is how you will distinguish them from the other Jelly Lions.

[Wait did I say Lemon I meant Lime. WELL, GET WHICHEVER FLAVOR OF JELLY LION YOU PREFER, THEY JUST GLOW DIFFERENT COLORS]

RAWR JELLY LION!!!!!!!

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/19(Tue)16:45 No. 114830 ID: 135d9a
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...zzz...

==>

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/19(Tue)16:46 No. 114831 ID: 135d9a
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...zzzSNRKT!

The Fluffy woke up, having dozed off some time before.

He tried to remember what he had been doing before he fell asleep, but he was still pretty groggy...

>>114831
FOILING THE EVIL MISTER BALD.

To do so, he would need a mount to get through the forest.

Hence: Jelly Lion. Rawr!

A monkey would work too.

Typo !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/20(Wed)21:38 No. 115610 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy thanked the voices for reminding him of what he'd been trying to do, and set about finding a Jelly Lion.

On the plus side, it didn't take long to find one.

On the minus side... Jelly Lions are pretty big.

Leap onto its back! Bronco ride it!

It's fine. That's what they're for. Being big. And delicious.

Leap onto it. With luck, you'll get stuck inside like a piece of fruit in a jelly mold, and control it from the inside like wasp larva.

Typo !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/20(Wed)21:53 No. 115624 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy knew that this was what he was born to do!

... Or perhaps not, but a little self-motivation couldn't hurt.

The Fluffy swallowed hard and leapt from the ridge...

==>

man this username thing is just too much for me huh Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/20(Wed)21:54 No. 115627 ID: 135d9a
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THE FLUFFY WAS ALTOGETHER HORRIFIED BY THIS TURN OF EVENTS

ALSO HE COULD REALLY USE SOME AIR

>>115627
Swim! Swim for your life, The Fluffy!

>>115627
Don't worry, just try to poke your head out, somewhere, and ask the lion to take you where you need to go. You aren't a delicious... something... antelope...

He should be friendly.

>>115627
EAT YOUR WAY OUT.

>>115631
sausage antelope

>>115631
Delicious bacon antelope.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/22(Fri)20:18 No. 116987 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy flailed about as hard as he could, but the Jelly Lion proved entirely too viscous! And his backup plan to eat his way out wasn't especially effective either -- he was still very full of Pie Panther, and could only manage a couple of mouthfuls -- nowhere near enough to free himself!

The Fluffy really didn't want to figure out what would happen if he got stuck inside one of these things for too long. He needed to come up with something, and fast.

>>116987
Panic. Then tickle its insides.

Swim into its head and become its new brain.

COMPLETELY flip the fuck out.

Yell BOO as loud as you can! Maybe it'll scare and you'll be shaken free!

>>116987
>>117005
This is just stupid enough to work! DO IT

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/25(Mon)19:06 No. 118575 ID: 135d9a
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Somehow, The Fluffy's desperate and crazy plan worked.

The Fluffy felt very strange.

>>118575
AWESOME. Now go forth and conquer that forest, Fluffy. We have BALDNESS TO CURE.

>>118575
Practice moving around with your new body

No time to practice. Proceed directly towards destination.

Also, say "Rawr, I am a lion."

Grow gelatinous fur.

Become slime girl 2.0

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/26(Tue)21:18 No. 119259 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffylion bounded through the dark forest, unable to see where he was going but hoping like hell nothing tore him apart!

==>

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/01/26(Tue)21:20 No. 119263 ID: 135d9a
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...

Somehow this turn of events didn't really surprise The Fluffy in the slightest.

Now that he was on the other side of the forest, The Fluffy was finally in a position to start working on his brilliant plan!

But The Fluffy wasn't sure where to start.

Towns? We need towns. Towns are very important to have.

>>119266
Let us get several.

Did you remember to preposition your weapons?

If not, better buy or steal some. You need a rocket launcher or bazooka and pistols with silver bullets.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/06(Sat)22:19 No. 127067 ID: e973f4
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Right! The Fluffy needed to buy guns!

Conveniently, there was a questionably-placed... gun... stand...

"Gun stand."
"Hey, it's been a while since you said anything."
"In the middle of nowhere."
"What?"
"Gun stand. In the middle of nowhere."
"Oh come on, you'll take the dessert-themed felines at face value but you're not willing to accept a gun stand?"
"... Forget it."

... anyway, convenient gun stand.

[i]Unfortunately, "Archie" seemed to have fallen asleep at some point.

The Fluffy couldn't shake the feeling that he was really, really short.

>>127067
[oh god how did that wind up so huge]

Dogmeat 2010/02/07(Sun)00:03 No. 127159 ID: 506441
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>>127067
Wake up archie. Then purchase a m79 grenade launcher.

Bazooka + Pistols + Silver bullets. Like in the plan.

>>127067
But you don't have any money, do you, FLUFFY?

And you can't just eat HIM, FLUFFY. He's not made of the same things as the others.

He's SSSSKIIIIN. FLESSSSH. BOOOOONE. No. You can't eat THIS one, FLUFFY.

You'll have to BURN him. BURN HIM ALIVE.

>>127067
Just steal some guns and shot him in the dick. You're a hardened anti hero after all. Paying is for losers.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)03:47 No. 137162 ID: 135d9a
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What was The Fluffy doing? He didn't have time for this! After all, he was...

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)03:48 No. 137163 ID: 135d9a
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A HARDENED ANTI HERO.

(complete with cigarette.)

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)03:50 No. 137164 ID: 135d9a
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The Fluffy wasn't about to take shit from anybody. That Archie fucker? Wouldn't wake up. Too bad. He'll be able to make up for his mistake. In HELL.

The Fluffy was armed to the teeth. He had a bald fucker to fuck up. Everything felt... right.

"Wait, is this still the same story?!"

>>137164
"Of course it's still the same story. The Fluffy was always a hardened anti hero. Did you miss how he brutally devoured a pie panther and ate the brain of a jelly lion?"

Anyway now that the Fluffy is armed to the teeth he must find the bald fuck. Start beating up snitches for information.

Yes it's called a plot twist damnit. Now find a mailman to interrogate as to where Bald's house is so you can cut the fuel line.

So he sabotaged his opponent's ride, so it would stall somewhere he could ambush it, like an abandoned rock quarry, or a darkened alley, or a steel mill, or a skyscraper full of terrorists.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)19:16 No. 137508 ID: 135d9a
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First order of business. The Fluffy needed a location, and he wasn't taking "I don't know" for an answer.

Luckily for those who despise body counts, the mailman he quickly accosted knew the location, and nervously gave a full set of directions.

Too bad The Fluffy wasn't in the mood to leave witnesses. But such is the life of a HARDENED ANTI HERO.

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/22(Mon)19:18 No. 137511 ID: 135d9a
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And one mangled fence and cut fuel line later, The Fluffy's plan was well in motion. He just had to make sure that his bald foe went to an appropriate location, so that he could be quietly... eliminated.

"This is ridiculous."
"You're ridiculous."

 

>>137511
> He just had to make sure that his bald foe went to an appropriate location, so that he could be quietly... eliminated.
...BY AN ION CANNON!!

>>137511
So the Fluffy infiltrated the Bald man's house, killing anything that got in his way, and filled the Bald man's water heater with ROGAINE. Upon discovering the horror, he would be forced to flee to his BALDNESS OPERATION HEADQUARTERS. The mere thought of that evil glassy dome filled the Fluffy with shivers.

>>137511
Give the Bald one a call telling him that one of his loved ones are at a hostpitol. Lay in wait along the way and prepare your RPG for introducing the baldness to some ultimate fluffyness.

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:47 No. 139606 ID: 3b6c92
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Seeing his opportunity, The Fluffy put his somewhat poorly-defined plan into action.

Step one: Rogaine in the water supply.

"Rogaine? What?"

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:47 No. 139608 ID: 3b6c92
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Step two: fraudulent phone call.

"Uh, seriously, what?"

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:49 No. 139609 ID: 3b6c92
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Step three: VAPORIZE BALDSBURG WITH AN ION CANNON.

The Fluffy--

"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT. I get it. You don't want to tell stories. Fine."
"What? But--"

[continued]

Rachel !TEEDashxDA 2010/02/27(Sat)13:49 No. 139610 ID: 3b6c92
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"I'll just come up with another one. Jeez."
"... Fine, whatever."

"..."

"We're still stuck in this elevator, you know."

god this was supposed to be done in December, why did it take so long

Anyway uh if you guys wanna weigh in on how that went, uhhh, or whatever, because I don't even know where my questdis thread is and it doesn't really matter if the posts are here or there, I'd kinda like to know what people thought of this. It was supposed to be a fun little one-shot that would last maybe a couple weeks tops and get me back into questan and at some point things got a little wonky on my end. But from what I can tell, at least a few people liked it, even though the art was scribbly even by my standards and the basic premise had no plot whatsoever?

And yeah in case you were wondering I realized around the time somebody said "ion cannon" that this thing had drug on for entirely too long and saw the perfect opportunity to be done with it. >_> I hope the ending seems reasonable, anyway...

Should've had more akimbo pistol action. This is my only complaint.

I found it enjoyable. We could use some more silliness in /quest/. Most times, when someone gets the idea to do a light sort of quest, it seriouses the fuck up in short order.