Lyle Boyer 2016/12/17(Sat)09:47 No. 766465 ID: 37a528
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You sigh longing for the days when Kobolds attacked and stole things and there was a clear Villainy in this world excitement! ADVENTURE! GLORY!

"Next.."

Lyle Boyer 2016/12/17(Sat)09:50 No. 766466 ID: 37a528
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"HI! I've got a Problem with the Computer I got from here! When I turn it on it says its UNDER ATTACK! Can you fix it please?"

...ADVENTURE!

Did you try turning it off and then back on again? Sorry, we have to ask that of everybody. Let's just boot it up and have a look.

Plug in a monitor to see it for yourself.

>>766466
"Did you try attacking it?"

Did you turn it on by attacking it?

Have you been downloading porn?

Does it say this as soon as it turns on? You'll need to grab the appropriate BIOS cleaning software from the back. Or just shelve it and let them know when to come back, depending on the type of operation you run.

Plug in a monitor to see it for yourself. Lyle Boyer 2016/12/17(Sat)12:58 No. 766490 ID: 37a528
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Taking the monitor you move to the testing area and turn it on.

"SAY SOMETHING!" Blares through the built in speaker and 100's of pop ups appear!

"Can you fix it?" the Young kobold asks innocently and in earnest

Run antivirus programs and pop up blocker and advise more careful internet browsing in the future

I'm thinking we may have to reboot into safe mode to get anything done with that many pop-ups. Does he not have any protection on this thing, or did he turn off all the filters?

>>766490
Tell him yeah you can get rid of the popups, probably. Most malware can be removed completely with the right tools. Reboot into safe mode, run a bunch of antivirus/antimalware software (from CD) to get rid of the garbage it's infected with. Then start it up into normal mode again, to see if the job's done.

I'm hoping the weird voice thing sticks around after the popups are gone because that'd be interesting. Especially if it isn't detected by a virus scan.

DO NOTHING! Lyle Boyer 2016/12/17(Sat)15:49 No. 766514 ID: 37a528
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As you go to start removing the malware the screen blips and changes to a Animated Dragon Face, As the drive caught fire!

"One soul to continue!"

"So can you uh... Fix that?"

Sorry man, there isn't anything we can do once the hardware catches fire. This one soul to continue thing sound promising, but our soul was taken by corporate long ago.

backup all important files the customer wants to keep on a USB disk drive if possible in safe mode, then perform a factory reset

You should have imaged the drive before starting, now you've lost all the customer's files. What a rookie mistake.

Swap out the hard drive and reinstall the OS.

>>766514
Unplug it, and then get a priest.

Ask the kobold where he got this computer.

Do you have anything you want to keep on this? It might be simpler to treat everything as lost and reformat the whole thing.

>>766514
Well that's super impossible. What, does this world have magic or something?

>>766515
I feel like this is probably an excellent recap of company policy.

Ask the kobold where he got this computer. Lyle Boyer 2016/12/17(Sat)20:19 No. 766572 ID: 37a528
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(There is magic but people tend not to use it because of industrial revolution)

"OH DEAR WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?"

You fall back as the other costumers ran from the store

A large Dragon emerged from the Computer.

Quick, throw the computer at it. Maybe you can trap it back inside before it sets you on fire.

Oh jeez, call a manager and ask what we should do if a dragon bursts out of the computer. You weren't experienced enough to handle this.

Ctrl+Alt+Delete, end process 'Dragon.exe'

Back away from the large dragon.

oh shit did you play pony island on this thing!

>>766598
That takes too long, just unplug the damn thing.

unplug the damn thing! Lyle Boyer 2016/12/18(Sun)11:53 No. 766694 ID: 37a528
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Thinking you have finally succumbed to psychosis You Pull the plug and run outside.

In the parking lot you look up To see the Dragons of Myth Burst from your former work place, You stand there in awe Srounded by the yapping Kobolds.

>>766694
Well you're probably fired.

Can you find the Kobold who owned that computer? You have to recruit him to help you now, since it's their fault too. You can guilt them to be your sidekick on this adventure to fight dragons.

Plus it had a cute face.

No, that is a bad kobold! You will worship the almighty dollar with the rest of us and like it. Slap him for good measure, so he learns dragons are not gods. They are just horrible fire-breathing lizards and all they do is lower property values and kidnap princesses.

Well, it's not your problem. let the military sort it out.

get back to work before our boss yells at us

Call up Tony to fix the roof. Gonna be hell to pay if it rains on your repair jobs.

'you get back work!' You hear while looking at the carnage as your boss starts stomping fires.

Going back inside you walk past the Damaged part of the store and go back to where you where working. There's just the one Costomer who you where working with last.

"How much is all this going to cost me?"
He asks taking out 2 crumpled 20$ and a coupon for all you can eat medieval themed resonant near by.

Eternal servitude and one of your kidneys. Don't believe me? Check the sign.

um, he does realize that the dragon probably totally destroyed his computer after emerging from it, right?

ask why he is still paying even though we didn't fix it.

>>766852

Nah just take the money and go out to themed dinner.

>>766845
This should just about cover it. Come back if you have any more problems. with more money

Eternal servitude and one of your kidneys. Lyle Boyer 2016/12/20(Tue)12:48 No. 767180 ID: 37a528
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See the kobold that started the trouble had returned to your line you inform him of store policy and tie his hands.

"Ah hem, all crimes will be punished with the Kobold in question being put up for auction to recoup the damages, Sorry man You seam nice"
You tell the Kobold as you escort him to the back room to await his fate.

"BUT I WAS GONNA PAY!"
He Complains

You say you want adventure and excitement. Best way is to recruit him instead of making him a slave and go on an adventure with him (and whoever you recruit along the way).

The company you're working for will probably keep sending parties after you for going against them! While you're trying to find and kill a dragon! Excitements!

>>767180
Well, he can pay. It's not like they're stealing his assets or anything. He's just being sold into slavery first.

Point him to the complaints window.

Next!

I'm sorry, your warranty doesn't cover acts of dragons. I'm afraid we can't fix it.

>"BUT I WAS GONNA PAY!"
Well sure, you can buy yourself out of slavery, if you can afford it. But to be on the safe side we're going to clap you in irons first.

There'll be no backtalk allowed from your new kobold butler.

But to be on the safe side we're going to clap you in irons first. Lyle Boyer 2016/12/21(Wed)13:19 No. 767339 ID: 37a528
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"You can wait in here till the manager comes to get you."

You think about how easy it would be to run from this lawful evil world you live it as you tend to the next few costumers...

"Next!"
The net hour drags slowly as you deal with old Kobolds who want the internet installed on there PC and a Human comes in! But he only wanted to use the bathroom.

"Next..."

You think about the nice kobold who came back to pay for the damages...

Pat the kobold on the head, they are a good kobold

Can we afford a pet on our salary?

>>767352
We can, they're not very expensive.

>You think about the nice kobold who came back to pay for the damages...
Man he did a good thing coming back and paying for the damage by selling himself into slavery! Sure made your day easier. What a bro. Too bad about the slavery, but thems the breaks after all.

Does he actually have the kind of money to pay for the damages or does he think 20 bucks is really enough?

Imagine: a rich kobold, indebted to you.

>>767352
We can charge other people to pet the kobold.

As your work day ends your boss Mr.Ironsnout approaches you.

"Good news! you're not a kobold so we can't sell you into slavery, Bad news.. You unleashed that thing into the store so your fired don't come back." Mr.Ironsnout informs you

"But I didnt do it! That computer I worked on had it on there!" You say

"I'm sure, and don't worry that kobold will get whats coming to him."
Mr.Ironsnout Waves you out.

Standing next to the employee lockers you have to think about where to go from here.
In this world without a job you cant afford your apartment! Maybe you should go talk to that kobold you locked up

Yeah! Bust him out of there! You can always ask it where it lives too.

>>767972
"Fuck it, they fired me and slavery's fucked up. C'mon boyo, you're with me now."

Dress your boss up as a Kobold then sell him into slavery.

Dress your boss up as a Kobold then sell him into slavery.
<Bad news Boss is a Kobold!>

You Ninja your way to where the kobold is being held
(Aka walk)
And untie him.
"Hay Im busting you outta here!"

"Wha why?"
he asks

because it is my job (or was) to give excellent customer service.

>>768587
Because it was my job to follow the rules of the store. Now that I've been fired, I don't need to follow those rules anymore.

Because they fired me, so in a time honored tradition, I'm stealing company merchandise on the way out.

>>768635
This.

stealing company merchandise on the way out Lyle Boyer 2017/01/12(Thu)11:02 No. 771954 ID: 37a528
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The customer that started this joins you eagerly, The to of you take to the streets and pack up your former life's and began a new life as adventuring partners. Who knows what the future holds.

(Sorry This kinda crashed and burned But I learned a lot thanks :3)

We got to save a cute Kobold from being a slave. I enjoyed it! =3