>>83316
you should look in the well first if possible.

anyway are you hallucinating or is that a dust cloud at the horizon ... the tiny thing under the sun ...

>>83335
Oh hey, that looks like the sun glinting off a shiny object. Like, a car or something?

>>83335
>>83338
Whatever it is, it doesn't seem to be moving.
Secure your food ration and sneak up on it. You can do that, right?

Suggestion 2009/11/29(Sun)17:02 No. 83353 ID: 88d217
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Hmm, it does look like something shiny. Definitely not a dust cloud from a vehicle. If it was something like that I'd be able to hear it anyway, especially 'cause we're downwind. I can't sleep anyway, even if I tried. I have no light source so the well is probably a bad idea right now. if nothing else it's something shiny I can prop up to shine some light down there. I'll gather up the bold and head there.

>>83353
Better gag him, he might try to alert them if it's a cutenazi patrol.
Also make it very clear to him that he'll regret it if he tries something funny.

>>83353
Can you see the bottom of the well now that it's bright? Is it all water or is there something else down there? Could be worth a look, in any case.

Drink water and fill all water containers, then venture out to investigate.

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)17:12 No. 83916 ID: 88d217
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There's no way to see down the well, it's pretty deep and pitch dark. The sun doesn't exactly shine straight down it, especially not this early in the morning. I'll gag up the 'bold and haul him with me. I've got the water refilled but I'm not really thirsty.

Have him sit on your shoulders as a lookout.

>>83916
Yep, that's a shiny thing alright. Get closer to it so you can figure out what it is.

Poke it.

>>83916
dig it out, maybe you can use it to reflect some light in the well if it's transportable.

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)18:09 No. 83944 ID: 88d217
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Umm, this thing is a good bit bigger than it looks, stuff gets buried fast out here, and can just as quickly become uncovered. No fuckin clue what it is, though. It's metal for sure.

>>83944
Is it hollow?

Ask the cutebold before you touch it.

>>83944
Ask him, but don't let the cutebold touch it jsut to be sure.

looks like a part of a engine.

>>83944
Uncover it!

If it's radioactive or something, there's no easy way to test it on the cutebold first.

Fuckit. Just dig it out.

>>83951
you could try to open the top with your knife or you dig it out completely.

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)18:41 No. 83962 ID: 88d217
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The stupid bold doesn't know anything, of course. Well, there's two types of people in this world. Those with guns, and those who dig...
>A secret has been revealed!

Whatever the fuck this thing is it better be full of loot.

>>83962
An escape Pod ... prepare yourselfto find a dead body.

seriously there won't be CP3O in this thing.

maybe you can take a look through the window.

Crack that bitch open.

>>83968
...with a drawn gun and a grenade near to hand.

Just in case.

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)19:12 No. 83986 ID: 88d217
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There's a small figure inside. About 'bold sized. It's got a note or something in one hand and something else in the other hand.

>>83986
Read the note

>>83986
Mmmh ... do you even fit through the hatch?

it looks pretty small ... if that's a Cutebold vehicle, then there could be a weapon inside ... don't let the cutebold in if it's possible.

>>83986
HUG TOM
READ NOTE

>>83986
I think he's been in there a long loong time.

Examine both.

>>83986
Grab the other thing before your prisoner makes a move for it. Wouldn't want him to get his hands on a weapon or something.

>>83986
MUDY?

>>83986
MUDY!

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)19:33 No. 84007 ID: 88d217
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I think it's been in there a while, for sure. The paper's not crumbly or anything, though. I can't read this scribble shit they call writing.

Score! A flashlight! He has a tiny pencil as well.

you know the drill.

>>84007
Ask the short one to translate.

>>84007
COMMAND THE SLAVEBOLD TO READ IT
WE MUST KNOW MAJOR TOM'S LAST WORDS

I don't think that's real writing. I think kobolds are just good at pretending they know how to write.

Examine the rest of the cabin for stuff worth stealing. Shame you don't have a way to salvage this whole pod. It's gotta be worth something.

>>84007
that's all? nothing else in there? mmmh
how does the body look? is it even a cutebold?

how about the capsule itself anything in ther you could use? a bag or a medikit? maybe something you could sell ...

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)19:52 No. 84017 ID: 88d217
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He reads it and starts sniffing like a damn child. Great.
>I'm not *sniff* reading this to you. You're just mean. It's *sniff* not for you.

ooh that little fucker.

>>84017
eh it's prolly a worthless letter to the bold's loved one or something... make him read it anyways.

>>84017
who cares ... it's a farewell note ...
you can't prove if he speaks the truth.

rip that capsule in pieces ... there msut be something usefull.

>>84017
Clearly it's something sad. Easiest way to find out is with compassion. Use a kind tone of voice. Ask him what's wrong. Use care and tact to extract the information.

Or, you know, point the gun at him and smack him around a bit.

>>84017
"Maybe if you tell me what it is I'll rub your nose, you little snot."

>>84017
Probably not a problem, likely just a farewell letter.

Tell him fine, take the note with him. Give it to whoever it's for.

Not like it's real writing anyway.

Sit him down on your knee and gently explain that you need to hear the note because you dont trust him, and that if he doesnt tell you he's going to figure out what it fees like to have his underwear pulled over his head and around his nose.

>>84017
Prolly something about telling his wife he loves her very much, she knows.

Eeh, let the little shit off this once.

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)20:07 No. 84034 ID: 88d217
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That little shit, he just keeps saying how mean I am. He's not giving in on this.

>>84020
There's a dead kobold, which is no damn use, and not much else. If any of this shit was valuable I wouldn't know how to remove it without tearing it up anyway. This flashlight is going to come in handy, though.

Again,

"Maybe if I tell you what it is I'll rub your nose, you little snot. Oh, and maybe, just maybe, I'll let you have some water."

>That little shit, he just keeps saying how mean I am.
Maybe you could stop being a huge bitch for awhile and ask him again.

And yeah, we should have taken Repair. Shoulda taken Navigation, too. Ah well.

Surely there's SOMEthing you can salvage off of this. If not, can you at least figure out a way to mark it so you can find it later with a team? Beyond that, head for town.

>>84034
well then ... if you really want to know what's written on this letter .... .... be nice ... otherwise return to the well

>>84034
Well, you are pretty mean. He does have a point there. I wonder if you could be a little less rough on him while still getting what you want? He might be a little less inclined to betray or disobey you then.

Let the kobold hang onto the note. Ask him what his name is, anyway. Calling him 'kobold' all the time is getting tiresome.

>>84034
He may be a horrible monster, but you kinda need him to not-die-in-a-desert right now. Stop being a huge bitch and just tone it down to a moderate one.

>>84044
Be prepared for some kind of mile long multi-syllabic abomination containing a veritable panoply of adjacent consonants.

>>84045
>>84044
>>84038
but she's lovely in her brusque way ...
srsly ... a bold with stockholm syndrome would be more useful and less dangerous.

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)20:46 No. 84061 ID: 88d217
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The little snot's name is Klalmer apparently. I guess I could hit him less and see if that improves his demeanor.

The well is a big ass hole in the ground. The stone looks like it changes down towards the bottom. That water is definitely moving down there.

Don't lean over the well. Wouldn't want a cutebold to push you in.

Now give him a pat on the head or something. The gentle kind, not the bruising kind.

>>84061
It, uh, doesn't look too wide. You could brace yourself between the walls and shimmy down.

>>84061
you know what i'd try to do?
i'd blow up the foot of the palm tree with the grenade and put that thing in the well as some kind of ... rope substitute and go down ...

do you think you're strong enough to do this?

Suggestion 2009/11/30(Mon)21:19 No. 84081 ID: 88d217
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>>84066
What.
You think I can blow up a tree, and then not only drag it over to this hole, but shove it down there as well?

>>84065
Yeah I could do that pretty easily.

>>84062
He jumps away when I try this.

make sure you take the kobold down with you, at least you wont drown un petty.

>>84081
Shimmying might work, but honestly I don't know why we want to drop down into an underground river. With no way of getting back up and no way of knowing how far it travels until we come across something more than just riverbanks?

Well, to be honest there might be stuff to eat down there and you'd always have access to water. Plus it's not as fucking hot down there. You have a large quantity of bullets for your rifle, so you could survive for quite some time hunting wildlife. On the other hand, there could be trolls or packs of hostile creatures... Do you think you could survive an underground adventure? How fast is the river moving anyway?

You could just leave Klalmer in the desert, telling him that he can travel on his own to the town. Leave him his canteen of course. You'll be fine with one canteen while traveling next to a river.

The other option is to follow Klalmer across the desert to a town that may or may not be under Kobold control.

Get a bunch of cables and wires from the space pod to serve as rope.

>>84081
You know, I could carry a tree around just fine, so long as it wasn't a super big tree. I though Sergals were supposed to be strong?

>>84175
-4 str.

>>84178
-4 sta

>>84178
>>84184
-4 Int

>>84185
I'm pretty sure her intelligence is irrelevant. But yeah, I noticed that too.

I see you're having trouble controlling the vermin, and you're even in danger of getting compassionate towards it, asking for its name and everything.

Back to my idea of fitting it with a makeshift nose-ring, useful both for control and punishment. Should be easy enough to do with your first aid kit and some wire from the shiny pod. Don't forget all the people merciless slaughtered by the bold-things.

And serious, forget about the well already. Head for the town to get violently drunk. You like being violently drunk, right?

>>84081
i want to see the inside of this well already. you need a secure way back, that's why i suggested the tree and the flashlight won't hold forever, you don't know how much it was in use ... you could die in the dark.

are we voting now? damn the voices in your head are really discordant at the moment.

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)14:53 No. 84437 ID: 88d217
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yeah, there's some cables and shit I can use, I'll tie the bold up so he doesn't go anywhere.
There's a space, and then some slowly running water. I don't notice anything particularly interesting down here, if there's nothing else I should check I'll head back up.

>>84222
Of course I do!

>>84437
head back up this is stupid

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)14:58 No. 84443 ID: fa673e
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The water is running, ergo it is coming somewhere.

Time to go swimming.

>>84437
Dip your tail in it - you might catch something.

>>84437
Godspeed, stupid crazy Sergal bitch.
Be careful with the water, something might hide in it.

>>84437
i hope the flashlight is watertight.

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)15:13 No. 84455 ID: 88d217
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>>84439
You're right. Especially since I can't fuckin swim.
If there's nothing else to check out down here I'll head back up.

>>84455
Put your finger in the hole.

>>84455
I can't think of anything. Head back up.

Also stick your hand in the water and grab around. Maybe there's a bucket.

Well, that was productive for sure.
Mistreat the cutebold to steam of some of the frustration.

Head back up before you slip and drown.

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)15:22 No. 84464 ID: fa673e
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Okay, so we need to COMBINE the KOBOLD and the FLASHLIGHT and then probe the water.

Kobolds look semiaquatic anyways.

>>84455
Wait... there is a hole in the wall. Investigate.

>>84455
Ask Klalmer if he can swim, and sink him into the well, if he can't ... do it anyway?
depends on your kindness.

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)15:35 No. 84480 ID: 88d217
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>A secret has been revealed!
Fuck yeah! A small bag! That means there's valuable shit inside.

Take it and return to the surface.

>>84480
Fuck yeah, it's loot! Stick it in your purdy mouth.

>>84480
>Bag of kobold condoms.jpg

>>84480
Let the bold open the bag, just in case.

Carefully pull it out, pocket it and return to surface.

It might be old and old things break easy.

Suggestion 2009/12/01(Tue)15:59 No. 84509 ID: 88d217
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Fuck yeah! Cut gems! This is gonna be worth a shitload of cash! I guess I should get to town then. The kobold says it should only be a day's travel. It's time to get shit faced!

SCORE.

Get the kobold drunk too. It shouldn't be very expensive, and should be a lot of fun!

>>84512
With... with sexy results?

>>84510
byeee i'll miss youuu cya lateeeer

>>84510
Odd that the Mad Max Sergal facing down Rommel's Cutebold Army should be one to end her first chapter with no kills and all secrets found.

>>84722
We lost the battle before the thread started.

>>84735
Hey we 'could' have gone all Rambo on that Landkruzer and racked up a massive kill count.

Now that likely would have ended the chapter bleeding out, one clip, a manic grin, and a 'Bolivian Army Ending' in progress...

But we could have done it, and never broken a step.

>>84760
Like how? We couldn't even get inside the behemoth without crawling on our hands and knees. You can't go rambo like that.