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754006 No. 754006 ID: e41ad8

Name: "Raphael"
Race: Angel
Job: Demon Hunter
Weapon: Flame Sword
Companion: A Flock of Ichthys
Location: Your House, Outer ring, Heaven.

I recommend reading through Tit's Quest as this quest takes place in the same Canon!
Link: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Tits_Quest

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No. 754007 ID: 180f83

Previous thread told us to meditate so... go meditate.
No. 754009 ID: 2dee8e

slaw tentacle demons
No. 754010 ID: 9876c4

Assassinate priest, stow body, become the new priest.

No one will ever know.
No. 754030 ID: 3e182c

Slaw Cherrie Deamons.
No. 754045 ID: 398fe1

Angle Quest? Are you sure that shouldn't be Angel Quest
No. 754051 ID: 4ff1e6

Feel ashamed at not being able to save that woman from the tentacle monster. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.
No. 754056 ID: 3abd97

Read a blessed scroll of genocide: Jesus fish blue jello tentacle monsters.
No. 755777 ID: e41ad8
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Fabric cannot talk...

Why would I kill my own team?


This is the only idea that makes any remote sense.

I'm going to work.

No. 755778 ID: e41ad8
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No. 755782 ID: 9876c4

Request a job someone important, like in a major world power.

No more spreading the gospel through radiant pupusas in Nicaragua.
they were pretty devout already.
No. 755785 ID: 5d1657

That poster that says "fall"... seems to me it could be advocating becoming a fallen angel. Pretty suspicious if you ask me, what's your game, desk-angel?
No. 755876 ID: 3abd97

Take a pen, and add an extra line to the label so it reads "Penis" instead of "Pens".
No. 755880 ID: af6e04


Tell the desk angel that God requires a sacrifice to prove her faith! Her son Isaac shall be that sacrifice.
No. 756839 ID: e41ad8
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That's one of those Demotivational Posters the children are all crazed about.

Looks like somebody's been reading their Bible...

"I need my next assignment."
No. 756841 ID: 9876c4

He actually did it, the madman.
No. 756847 ID: 79a07e

Pretty direct, that lady.

Alright, let's get to it!
No. 756874 ID: 180f83

We already know how this will play out. Let's just play along, and not cause a time paradox.

Get to the church.
No. 756876 ID: 3abd97

Why do we need a room, I thought we were going to a church.
No. 756878 ID: 9f3729

"I have had a vision of the future, it kills both me and a pantsless woman. Can I requisition some armor for my task?"
No. 756885 ID: 1a30cb

No. 757412 ID: e41ad8
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What are you Talking about?

I have to take a Pre-Evaluation test.

No. 757413 ID: e41ad8
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Looks like it's an easy one this time.

No. 757414 ID: e41ad8
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No. 757415 ID: e41ad8
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No. 757417 ID: 9f3729

Trick question, without a range of numbers or a bowl of spaghetti to work from this problem is functionally unsolvable.
No. 757418 ID: 9f3729

Wait, no. If N=N, then it's N / 2. Duh!
No. 757420 ID: 398fe1

What? This is easy.

The answer is N. For every noodle there are two ends. Every time you attach two ends together there are two less ends in the bowl. Every time you attach two ends together it creates exactly one loop of spaghetti. How could you create more than one loop from a noodle? How could you create less than one? Exactly one loop per noodle.
No. 757421 ID: 180f83

You made a mistake on #2. You forgot to circle "Billy" "Susan" and "Frank". I think those are considered nouns. Go back, and fix those.

Also, trick question on 7: there wouldn't be any because you would have eaten them after looping them. write that, and draw a picture of yourself eating the noodles.
No. 757422 ID: c441c1

If we change the first N to Y (the noodles in the bowl) and keep N (number of loops) then N = Y/2.
No. 757431 ID: 80b883


"We must first assert ground rules and statements, as to prevent confusion. Each noodle, for all intents and purposes, is either unbroken or treated as unbroken. Second, the creation of a loop is represented in Euclidian space as a singular element with one side and non-concave (between two points in the noodle, there exists a point that is not covered by any matter from said noodle). Third, once two pieces of noodles are tied they will be considered conjoined as part of a potential loop and not an actual loop in the tie. Fourth, at no point may any three noodle ends and/or beginnings tie in the same knot. Finally, chain links between different sets of noodle loops have no effect on this question whatsoever.

There are N noodle beginnings, and N noodle ends. Let us begin by propositioning the fact that this noodle-tying process will always result in at least one loop: If we conjoin any X noodle(s) together, then there will remain exactly N - X noodle beginnings and N - X noodle endings remaining. As we cannot stop while any beginnings or endings remain, we must create at least a single loop, which in the worst-case scenario would consist of every noodle tied from front-to-end and then conjoined with the last pair of beginning and end to form a straight loop.

Let us assume there are 2X noodle ends remaining (it has to be an even number, as each noodle has two ends). You select 1 of these 2X noodle ends. Of any possible noodle end you choose, there are exactly 2X-1 potential noodle ends to tie it to. There are two outcomes: (A) you complete a loop, or (B) you tie two unlooped noodles together. The probability of situation A is exactly 1/(2X-1), as that would require you to select at random the noodle end that is directly connected to the end you originally selected. As A and B are mutually exclusive and the only possible situations, the probability of situation B is therefore 1 - P(A) = (2X-2)/(2X-1). As a direct result, there are now (2X-2) noodle ends remaining. We can now safely assume that any tied noodles can be treated as a single noodle, and any loops will have no impact on the remaining noodle ties. Situation A results in 1 extra noodle loop while situation B results in 0 extra noodle loops.

The answer uses probability and induction: If there is one noodle, then the number of loops that can be created by this process is 1, and therefore the average is 1. If there are N noodles, then the number of loops that are created on average is (Number of noodles created from combining a noodle string with its end * Probability of combining a noodle string with its end + Number of noodles created from combining a noodle string with anything other than its end * Probability of combining a noodle string with anything other than its end)+Y = (1*1/(2N-1)+0*(2N-2)/(2N-1))+Y = (1/(2N-1))+Y, where Y is the number of loops that are created on average for N-1 noodles."
No. 757433 ID: 9876c4

They'd'n't've been expecting such a complete answer, surely.

Go big or go home.
No. 757460 ID: 398fe1

Oh shit I have been schooled in math. Of course you can produce less than one loop per noodle- not every two loose ends is attached to the same noodle. So you may just wind up creating a longer noodle. Silly me, it was a serious math problem after all.
No. 760355 ID: e41ad8
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I'm Saved!

Oh, thanks.

No. 760356 ID: e41ad8
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No. 760358 ID: e41ad8
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"Could I get a little extra protection? I've got a bad feeling..."

No. 760369 ID: d79f26

hmm... what happens if a mortal spots us?
No. 760372 ID: 3abd97

Yeah, collateral damage might be a problem.
No. 760384 ID: 9876c4

And we are absolutely not to spill our angelic seed in a mortal, thereby ushering in a new age of devotion?

...asking for a friend.
No. 760793 ID: 383927

Why no weapons? Are we worried about something?
No. 763545 ID: e41ad8
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This is why: >>760369 and >>760372

That would be a sin, and I would lose my connection with God.

No. 763547 ID: e41ad8
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There's an inviting house next door.

No. 763549 ID: 9876c4

We could seek comfort and hospitality in the house, and investigate whether they've seen the beast.

But something tells me the powers above will reward prompt action.
No. 763550 ID: af6e04

Stay focused, angle man! Slay the demon first and investigate random houses later
No. 763564 ID: 383927

What house is more inviting than God's domain? You've got a mission bud. Let's get it done
No. 763702 ID: e41ad8
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Oh Uh, O-of course...

No. 763703 ID: e41ad8
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No. 763705 ID: e41ad8
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Oh no, I-i think he saw me!
What do I do!?!

No. 763707 ID: 3e182c

Use your Ichthys To distract It!
Meanwhile, get behind the altar and prepare something big!
No. 763708 ID: af6e04

Set up your God barrier. You've trained for this! Don't panic now!
No. 763716 ID: 398fe1

How are you supposed to send it back to hell without weapons?
No. 763801 ID: 9876c4

Can you set up the barrier without going inside? Because you should probably do that.

If not, do what>>763707 says.
No. 763811 ID: 3abd97

Throw yourself down its throat so you can defeat it from the inside.
No. 766033 ID: e41ad8
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That's an AWFUL idea.
I don't have a Dagger to cut my way out of the stomach.

No. 766034 ID: e41ad8
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I need a Religiously Significant Focus, like the Alter for Example.

No. 766035 ID: e41ad8
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No. 766036 ID: e41ad8
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No. 766052 ID: 3e182c

Alright then. Concentrate. You've done this before. You can do this.
Ready the ol'Smite Beam.
Let's just hope some lewd teenager doesn't interrupt you and break your focus in the middle of it.
No. 766069 ID: 3583d1

Have some fucking courage man! You are an angel of god, this thing is... Well its really gross but just have a bit of courage to fight!
No. 766118 ID: 180f83

No. 766220 ID: 3abd97

Take a minute to focus and center yourself so you can do this properly.

I'm sure no human will walk in and ruin everything if you wait just a minute.
No. 766234 ID: 3583d1

Hey but you know, if you can move quickly enough, maybe bar the door so no one comes in while you are trying to kill this thing? Just a thought?
No. 766342 ID: e41ad8
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It's too late for that. The door is on the other side of the Demon.

No. 766344 ID: e41ad8
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Y-yeah, I can do this.

No. 766356 ID: e41ad8
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Seeing how big the Demon is, there should be an Ominous Aura around the Church by now. The Average Person would steer clear of here.

No. 766357 ID: e41ad8
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Establishing Link... Please don't interrupt me.


No. 766359 ID: e41ad8
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[Also Animated]

(Mission: Banish the Demon, Fail)
(Side-Mission: Don't Donk Up the Time Stream, Pass)
(Bravery Bonus: 2)
(Overall: Dead)
(Thread I is Not Responding, please Look for Solutions on Thread 4)

No. 766361 ID: 6612fa

but... but if i put pants on i wont be able to hear you clearly
No. 766371 ID: 180f83

Wake up in Hell.
No. 766413 ID: 9876c4

Wake up in heaven, for an angry performance review.
No. 766449 ID: 3e182c

Clearly that human was actually a demon in disguise, sent to distract you!
You must vanquish this fiend!
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