Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)12:30 No. 7439 ID: fb5d8e
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The creatures sound a deep unnatural moan, sending shivers down Mudy's spine.
It walks over the Serpentking's mangled remains on its toes, its pace unnaturally smooth, as if gliding along the ground.

>"RAITAL...."

"Why, hello there, miss! A pleasure to meet such a lovely one such as yourself!"
Take off hat, bow.
"How may I serve you, this day?"

"... what?"

>>7439
Pretend to be Raital. PRETEND HARD.

"And who might you be?"

Shouldn't Mudy pop a blood vessel in his nose right about now? Bards are bards, but Mudy is still a Kobold.

>>7439
So it think we're Raital. Now this may or may not be bad depending on her opinion on Raital. We must find her intention, for taking off our disguise may be the wrong choice if we guess her intentions wrongly. Thus we must fine her intentions.

Basically ask "What do you want?"

>>7442
NO YOU FOOL. WE DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S FRIEND OR FOE TO RAITAL. IF SHE'S FOE THEN WE CAN REVEAL WE'RE NOT HER.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)12:47 No. 7447 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy swallows his fear. He tries to imitate Raital's voice best he can - It might be more difficult to fool this monster than it was to fool the ceramic skull.
>"What do you want?"
, he manages.

>"RAITAL..."
, the creature groans.
>"RAITAL COME HOME... RAITAL COME WITH TAIKAH.."
It continues to slowly close in on Mudy.

>>7447
>RAITAL COME WITH UBOA..

Fixed.

>>7447
Hmmm... not especially hostile but we can't let her take us.
"We can't go home, we've something to do. Something for dad. Dad will be very mad that you stopped me when he learns of what I'm doing for him. Very, very mad."

>>7447
Try to act like non-crazy Raital.

Flatly ask "Why? I was not informed of this."

Addendum: Let's try not to directly reference our identity, so she'll be slightly less mad when she inevitably finds out who we are.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)13:13 No. 7455 ID: fb5d8e
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>"We can't go home, we've something to do."
, Mudy quickly bluffs. He goes on to add some strength to it.
>"Something for dad. Dad will be very mad that you stopped me when he learns of what I'm doing for him. Very, very mad."

The creatures continues to move towards Mudy in silence. She halts right in front of him, towering above as she looks down.
>"DAD...?"
, it groans with surprise.
>"RAITAL.. FOUND DAD..?.."

>>7455
Yes, dad is back at home. You should go see him soon. He misses you.

>>7456

clearly he's not home or he wouldnt be missing.

>>7455
>>7455
"Yeah, ah, he is over in that direction," point in a random direction. "Keep walking, you should run into him right away."
"Also, you're naked. Thought you might like to know that."

>>7455
Ah, I see our poor feeble mind is NC-17 rated! Good thing, because the Skullking might be watching through Mudy's eyes, and he could just as well be underaged!

"Dad is very upset when he found out you're not where you're supposed to be. Why are you not at the north tample? Dad is looking for you."

>>7455
Try not to miss a beat. Also attempt not to stare directly at her vagina.

"Yes. I have to keep the rest secret."

>>7457
She's not there, so maybe he got back while she's been gone.

Say he was headed to a destination, one very far away...presumably home because thats about as far as you can get.

>>7455
POINT IN THE DIRECTION OF OUR ABANDONED BASE. NOT THE TOWN OR WHERE WE ARE GOING.

"Taikah, Kurahl is the one keeping you away from Dad. She's doing everything she can to keep you from reaching him, because she thinks it's funny. She thinks it's some kind of game. You have to stop her, Taikah. You have to make it so she can't play her games any more, and that she forgives the debts she's collected from her cheating ways. She's cheating you out of Dad. Stop her cheating."

>>7464
You sneaky motherfucker.

... Then again, dealing in good faith with opponents hasn't exactly turned out great for us.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)13:37 No. 7466 ID: fb5d8e
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The question for 'dad' slightly confuses Mudy, but he quickly realizes this weakness is exploitable.
>"Taikah, Kurahl is the one keeping you away from Dad."
He clears his throat.
>"She's doing everything she can to keep you from reaching him, because she thinks it's funny. She thinks it's some kind of game. You have to stop her, Taikah. You have to make it so she can't play her games any more, and that she forgives the debts she's collected from her cheating ways. She's cheating you out of Dad. Stop her cheating."

Taikah remains silent. Her lack of facial expression gives Mudy no way of telling her emotions, but the swirling flesh twitches into new shapes slower than before.
>"RAITAL.. FOUND TAIKAH'S DAD AS WELL?"
, it groans in a slightly softer tone than before.
>"KUHRAL TOO..? ..ALL DADS..? ALL COME HOME WITH TAIKAH..? RAITAL..."

>>7466
Oh... kay. Let's go home then, Taikah.

>>7467
FOOL

>>7466
No. Kurahl is stopping them. Don't you understand? It's a game to her. She finds it funny. She doesn't even care about being with her own dad. She especially laughs at keeping you from your dad. I saw it with my own eyes. But she kept me from them, and denied it with her lies. She always lies. She always cheats. You have to stop her, Taikah.

"I told you. I can't. I'm doing something important."

Comfort yourself by remembering that Tot and Darkmoon don't wait for orders to attack people, so you don't need to try giving them some secret command to intervene...

Wait.. wait.. I tought the dad was boneking not mom. Has Raital been lying again, wat?

>>7466
"Kuhral is keeping our dads from us. Because she's mean."
"Taikah, won't you please help us find our dads?"

>>7466
Why is her crotch so close to our face? Regardless,
"Ah, yeah, sure; lead the way, I'll be right behind you."

>>7466
"Not yet, but I am very close to finding them. Kuhral is stopping me just short of finding them. She's being very bad lately."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)14:05 No. 7476 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy reinforces his previous statement.
>"Kuhral is keeping our dads from us. Because she's mean."
He pauses for a moment.
>"...Taikah, won't you please help us find our dads?"

Taikah's face twitches considerably, its gaping holes sliding across and closing and opening sporadically.
>"..OKAY."
, she finally answer.
>"TAIKAH AND RAITAL.. FIND KUHRAL.... FOLLOW.."
She pulls her cloak around herself and turns around.

>>7476
... follow Taikah?

>>7476
No Taikah, I have to do something else to help our dads. It will be better if we split up. You go confront Kuhral, I shall continue with my mission.

>>7476

Motion for the rest of your group to follow, and follow Taikah.

>>7476
This is such a bad idea. Or an awesome idea. Motion for the others to follow, all sneaky like, while initiating conversation with Taikah.
"So... what have you been doing up to now?"

Let's follow, I want to see what horrible end waits us now. Besides I don't think giving her the slip is the smartest thing to do.

>>7476
Quick! Find a branch, stick it into the ground and put Raitals clothes on it. Then run like a motherfucker.

So, how have you been? Taking your vitamins, showering often, wearing enough clothes.....

If Taikah is this easy to confuse/outwit, we have to go with her to make sure Kurahl can't talk her way out of it.

The situation will undoubtedly be dangerous, but not more dangerous than letting such an easily influenced Blutjaeger leave.

>>7476
"No, we should seperate here. If you will handle Kuhral, we will be more able to finish what we had planned."

When she leaves, remove Raital's hat and cloak, stow it somewhere if we can, then start running.

We can't confront Kuhral directly! Think what she'll do to our love. She may make it so we can't love Raital.

Ask "Why'd you kill that guy i was talking to anyway? I was kind of still asking him questions."

Just to confirm whether or not she kills total strangers..for the sake of killing total strangers.

>>7483
>Quick! Find a branch, stick it into the ground and put Raitals clothes on it. Then run like a motherfucker.
Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.

>>7486
>When she leaves, remove Raital's hat and cloak, stow it somewhere if we can, then start running.
Better.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)14:37 No. 7492 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy nods. As Taikah goes ahead of him, he subtly gestures to his crew to follow stealthily - They do it so well he doesn't see them anymore after that.
Taikah leads Mudy off and on the path in complete silence.

>"So... what have you been doing up to now?"
, Mudy finally asks.

>"TAIKAH DESTROY DWARF FORTRESS.. BUT.. NOW TAIKAH NEED TAKE RAITAL HOME..."
, the monster groans in response.
Just then they come upon a clearing with a small stone cottage in the middle. In front of the door a familiar figure sits in a rocking chair, singing happily.

>"Little thing, little thing,
>Noone knows what the future brings,
>But now you're mine,
>for all of time,
>Your death will be slow and excruciating~"

>>7492
She is adorable.

How can we hurt someone so adorable?

>>7492

"She has to die, Taikah. It's the only way we will ever find our dads."

>>7493
This is true. Yet, we must find some way to get that collar off.

Don't say anything, observe the situation further.

This is worse than walking into the lion's den. This is walking into the lion's armored fortress.

>>7492
This is terrible.

Say, "Look. See how cruel she is? She is hurting you."

>>7492
"THAT DOESN'T RHYME!"

I think silence till kuhrel says something will work.

we're about to enter a lying contest.

>>7500
Yeah, that went well last time.

We should probably just bluff Taikah into killing her.

>>7492
Okay. This is the moment of truth.
But we're only good at lying.
So don't do anything yet.

>>7498
And she will keep our dads away, always away. You don't want that do you? So she must either let everyone she has a contract on go, which would let us find dad (you do want to find dad, right?), or she must die to let them free. I know she is our sister, but she has been so mean, keeping our dads away, and she must let them go or be punished. You are a good girl right Taikah? So you won't let someone mean keep us away from our dads like that right?

Thing is,love can persist after death..soo....contracts might too..especially those of the heart natured kind.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)14:56 No. 7508 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Look. See how cruel she is? She is hurting you."
, Mudy convinces the Bludjaeger.
She nods in response and leaves the trees' shadows, striding up to the other monster.

>"KUHRAL.. WHERE IS DAD..?"
, she groans.

>"What? How should I know?"
, Kuhral responds.
>"Ask thine big brother. He is inside."

Taikah remains silent.

Oh god.
Shit is about to get real.

...Is that a Rudy Mann brooch?

Brace for immolation. D:

>>7508
Slip away once the fireworks start. Take Raital's clothes off, stow them when we get back to the party and run.

Grab a new disguise in the next town, but keep Raital's for when we find her.

...Peek in through a window of the cottage. Just a peek.

>>7514
I concur. There will be time to high tail it out of there later.

I think making them fight is probably a bad idea with big bro there to stop it. I think its time for plan SUPER...RUN AWAY

Okay, it's a family outing in the woods. Plan backfired.

>>7508
Bail out, it's what every other 'Bold would do.

>>7520
We are not every other 'bold. We are MUDY.

We need info, and now is a damn good time to get it.

>>Plan backfired.

Duh.

>>7521
We need to grab two sticks and try to set the forest on fire to escape in the confusion, thats what we need to do D:

>>7523
No use, we will either get torn apart by this unholy abomination, set ourselves on fire or suffocate in the smoke.

>>7524
>set ourselves on fire
If Dorf Quest and Dr. McNinja have taught us anything, then we know this is ALWAYS A GOOD OPTION.

You can't catch someone if they're on fire.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)15:31 No. 7526 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy sneaks over to the cottage' window as the two sisters are busy with eachother.
>"Why art thou asking that anyway?"

He stands on his toes to get a peek inside.

A thought just occurred to me.

If the Blutjaeger are so bad ass that everyone seems to think that only other Blutjaeger can match them, why was a lone bounty hunter sent by the Skullking (the one who should know their capabilities best) to kill Raitel?

Clearly, there are individuals who can match/exceed Blutjaeger, and we should probably look into that, especially since our Boldling charm probably won't work on the Skullking's sons.

>>7527
Our party could probably take one down.

Shame we instead followed this one to two more. Three together is way out of our league.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)15:35 No. 7529 ID: fb5d8e
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Inside Mudy sees one man, luckily with his back towards the window. He holds up a book in one hand, and his other raised with open palm.
Mudy hears the man's voice, soft but intense, through the window.
>"..in service I shall be,
>to slay the wicked and unkind,
>all my sins forgiven,
>all blood shed forgotten,
>with the sun as my savior,
>I am called amongst its saints."

Suddenly, he stops.

>>7526
OH GOD
RUN
GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE TAIKAH POINTS TO US

>>7531
We are pretending to be Raital for the moment, so DO NOT RUN. Simply walk away from the window. Calmly. Slowly.

>>7531
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.

DON'T BACK AWAY. LOWER YOUR HEAD SLIGHTLY TO AVOID EYE CONTACT AND SO HE CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE.

>>7529
>>7531
If his chanted oath is any indication, he may actually be a less-than-monstrous force. Maybe he can be reasoned with, or even enlisted. At the least, we can hope that he won't kill us once he knows who we really are.

Freeze with terror.

I mean, run away.

I mean.... Fuck!

>>7529
huh,
we may be able to use what we just heard.

If he is to slay the wicked/unkind, we should, if confronted by him, tell him of what Kuhrahl did (cheating, harming us, drugging our friends, murdering and desecrating some bar owners).

We may be able to use this individuals potential moral code, so keep an eye on that, boldling.

OH GOD
DON'T PANIC
DON'T PANIC
FHFKJSFGKSJFH
Okay.
Okay calm down.
We're supposed to be Raital right now so DON'T RUN.
Back away calmly.
We can make a break for it when no one is looking at us.

>>7534
Either this, or he is completely delusional. You can't talk down a man who honestly believes his every action is just and pure.

Ok, remain calm, he might not blow our head off on sight.

Remain calm, keeping looking at the window. Also, pay attention to the conversation outside.

So... apparently the skullking is female...

No Raital, I am your father.

>>7538
Sure you can.

Convince him you are on his side.

Whether you can accomplish that before you are killed, that is the hard part.

>>7531
Wave your bare bottom at him. Worked rather well so far.

>>7544
Not yet! Save that for later.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)15:55 No. 7547 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy resists his instincts to flee. If he's going to pretend to be Raital, he has to remain calm.
He quickly lowers his head to hide his face further.

Above him he hears the windows opening.

>>7547
Wait for him to speak to us.

>>7547
Oh god.
He's going to realize we aren't Raital in like .02 seconds.
WE ARE SO SCREWED.
SOMEONE THINK OF SOMETHINNNNNGGGGG

>>7547
A little late to run. Let's keep on pretending. Await communication.

Comeon... we're like one foot shorter than Raital. We should've legged it the second Taikah was distracted.

Be silent, but ready to flee.

If he does not notice our deception, fine.

If he does, but does not attack us, try and get info/convince him of our non-wickedness, and Kuhrahl's wickedness.

If he does, but does attack us, and we aren't immediately killed, cry out 'Brother does not want us to meet our fathers!' and do our best to flee.

If he does, and he does attack us, and we don't survive, it doesn't really matter does it?

Mumble "Excuse me," while keeping your face out of view. Walk around behind the cottage. Once out of view, run the fuck away.

inb4 we get YOINK'd in through the window

"o...our sisters are fighting."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)16:06 No. 7557 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy remains silent and waits for the man to speak. He feels his entire body freeze up with fear.




>"Well, Mudy... I'm sure you understand you are in a rather terrible situation.

>>7557
"...Just a bit, yes."

>>7557
Nod affirmatively...

>>7557
"Indeed. I think I will be going now."
Take quick steps and get the fuck out of there.

>>7557
"Wouldn't be the first time."

"Yes it seems my plan may have backfired.
But I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage, who might you be?"

>>7557
"To be honest, I've just been making it up as I go along."

>>7557
What would you do if you were a Kobold staring down 3 Blutjaegers? You obviously aren't fooled like the other one.

as politely as possible say "Yes sir.."

>>7557
Nod slowly and sadly.

"...Yeah."

Yes. But I take solace of something a great sage said.

Then wait for him to ask what the sage said.

>>7557
'Is that a rhetorical question? I am a lone Kobold, surrounded by three Blutjaegers, one of which has attempted to claim our heart with contract magic. I would imagine that our current situation DEFINES a terrible situation. Which then makes me curious, why do you even bother speaking to me instead of simply killing me? I imagine with your power it would be no effort at all, and you clearly are perceptive enough we could likely not decieve you.
I have a hypothesis: Either you don't want to kill me because you hold to the mantra I heard you chanting and recognize that I am not wicked, or you desire something from me. Would my assumption be correct?'

>>7568
Lets not sass the guy who may provide us with just enough mercy to turn this around.

>>7568
Nah.

I'm somewhat confused by the chapter introductions. Some make sense, others do not. At any rate, if this one has some meaning, >>7568 might not be such a bad idea.

>>7568
tl;dr

"'Sup, Big Bro."

>>7557
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)16:28 No. 7586 ID: fb5d8e
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He closes his eyes tightly and holds his chin firmly on his chest.
"Yes, sir, it seems my plan may have backfired."
, he replies as politely as possible.
"I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage. Who might you be?"

He suddenly feels a gentle touch on his chin.
The man lifts Mudy's head to face him.
>"I am Luhra Luhra, eldest child and only son of the Skullking, second heir to the Claw, Bludjaeger of Obsidian."
, he replies with a deep and gentle voice, a reassuring look on his face.
>"Don't be afraid. Noone here has any intention of hurting you. We would just like to know where Raital is."

if we say we dont know he is going to go fucking berserk.

>>7586
She ran off after I embarrassed her. She has a cursed sword of betrayal. I don't know what to do about her.

I... like her. Don't hurt her.

>>7586
good cop/bad cop

>>7586
"Me too. I've been trying to find her for a good 3 days now. What do you need her for, anyway?"

>>7586
"Honestly? I don't know. Last I saw her, she grabbed a cursed sword that sets betrayal into the heart of the one holding it and ran off."

>>7586
And what will you do with this knowledge? Despite my position, I am not a total fool. I shan't give out the only information that makes me of any value to you with such ease.

Also she loves me. Yeah... bear that in mind before you do anything hasty.

"If we're all together, then she should come to us"

"I would like to know where she is as well."

>>7586
This guy's a mind-fucker, he's trying to butter us up - it's all a show.

Don't let on that we don't know where Raital is, he might take us out if he finds us useless.

"I promised I wouldn't tell."

>>7586
Oddly feminine. We're on to you, Griffith!
"Only male child? Second heir? Who might be the first heir?"

>>7595
Also, that.

>>7586

"I don't know where she is. And even if I did, how would I know that I could trust you enough to tell you?"

[QUICKSAVE]

Oh, hey. This is the same guy who gave Raital that mindfuck skull. In other words a total asshole.

"Why are you looking for her?"

>>7586
"That's what confuses me. Your council sent an assassin after Raital, yet you three don't intend to have her killed, or I'd be dead now."

Pause and try to give a subtle 'Run the fuck away' gesture to your hidden companions.

"You seem perceptive enough to catch a lie. I don't know where she is."

Strip down to your panties and dance for him.

>>7606
....this might work, it has worked on every Blutjaeger so far....

>>7606
>>7607
Do none of you people understand the term 'last resort'?

Obligatory panic responses:

A) Say "Wow, you're pretty."

B) Start crying.

C) Disappear into hat.

D) Say "Oh yeah? Not even Kuhral? She was singing about a painful death not two minutes ago."

...

Actually, D seems a good idea. Just to get that out of the way.

>>7608

It also didin't work that well on Kuhral. She's still going to kill us. It just temporary respite it seems.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)16:48 No. 7611 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy holds his breath as he tries to think of a suitable answer - but something catches his attention.
>"Only male child? Second heir? Who might be the first heir?"
, he asks.

Luhra Lurha runs his hands through his hair and smiles.
>"Hmm.. It's a rather embarrassing situation. The Skullking is - How should I say it? - 'scared' of her children, so she made someone with no interest in the throne her first heir.
>And that person.. is just a little too powerful for me.
>Now it's your turn to answer my question."

Mudy sighs and clenches his teeth.
>"You seem perceptive enough to catch a lie. I don't know where she is."
He pauses.
>"That's what confuses me. Your council sent an assassin after Raital, yet you three don't intend to have her killed, or I'd be dead now.
>Why are you looking for her?"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)16:49 No. 7612 ID: fb5d8e
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>"She betrayed us..."
, Luhra Luhra whispers.
>"...with a certain boldling."

Hopefully he'll let us in on the skullcoup

>>7612

"...Betrayed? Please, explain."

>>7612
But it's hardly... my fault.

She took a liking to me.

>>7611
>>7612
And now I'm your best hope of getting her, right?

I know you're not fond of your mother, you know. Why not join her, and me?

Also why is your mother not the SkullQueen?

Put on your wat face.

>>7612
"Jealous?"
Smile sweetly.

>>7612
Mudy, it is time for you to unleash your secret weapon. The weapon of last resort.

Give him puppy eyes like you're about to cry.

>>7612
Can you fault someone who was so clearly not allowed to develop outside of combat abilities for not knowing how to deal with new stimulus? It was outside her purview of knowledge.

>>7612
"But she took no actual action against the Skullking, nor her agents. From the way she speaks, she practically worships you in particular."

Put on your best puppy-dog eyes.

Okay, there is clearly something to the whole 'blutjaeger eyes can change color' thing.

the eyes change to red to indicate what, bloodlust? so his eyes starting to turn pink means DANGEROUS TERRITORY

>>7586
It's "Blut" not "Blud", you buffoon.

>>7624
blut = female
blud = male

>>7625
"Blut" is german for "blood". Just like "Jaeger" (Actually Jäger, but yeah) is german for "Hunter".

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/07/17(Fri)17:00 No. 7627 ID: ec1a70
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>>7624

>>7626
"Jäger" means "Hunter."
"Jeager" means "Sprayer from nose."

>>7628
Sorry, it does not.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)17:08 No. 7631 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Can you fault someone who was so clearly not allowed to develop outside of combat abilities for not knowing how to deal with new stimulus? It was outside her purview of knowledge."
, Mudy defends.
>"She took no actual action against the Skullking, nor her agents. From the way she speaks, she practically worships you in particular."

>"Hmm.."
Luhra Luhra sighs contently.
>"Isn't she cute,? But alas, it's family matters. We can't possibly defeat the first heir, so all this fighting over the throne takes a step back to loyalty.. and it seems little Raital wants to break free, just like our little brother.
>She'll have to go, Mudy."

>>7631
Well, let her go. Don't kill her.

Just... let her go. She and I can go somewhere together. Somewhere we can be alone and safe, and you'll never have to deal with either of us ever again.

"...wouldn't she just leave you alone if she broke free..i'm not seeing.."

>>7631
"Even if all four of you working together couldn't defeat the First Heir, you could at least be free. He wouldn't come after you personally, if he's so important."

Put a hand to your chin. Cant your head.

"This heir... He wouldn't happen to look like a huge skeleton of shadow with glowing white eyes, would he?"

>>7631
"Little brother? You just said you were the only male child of the Skullking - or should I phrase that as the Skullqueen? Regardless, just what are you getting at, 'big bro'?"

>>7631
"I see, you are too determined for a battle of words and too strong for me to cross blades with you. The best I can do is to refuse you my cooperation. G'day Sir."
And then you get out, happy that you still have all your limbs.

>>7631
"Alright. Let me get this straight."

"You want me to help you find Raital, so you can kill her. When that happens, you will probably kill me too. You want Raital to help you to become the first heir, and think her little cuddling session has made her useless."

"If Raital is so useless to you, why do you need to kill her? Doesn't that seem like a waste of time and resources that could be put towards trying to defeat the first heir? Frankly all this hunting of your weaker younger sister strikes me as more than a little baffling. Its a waste of your valuable time. Why not just let her go, instead of randomly killing ex-serpent kings in the woods?"

There is no need for fighting. If you can help remove the sword from her possession, I can insure she does not fight for a higher point in the succession. You gain the same effective end as having killed her without having to do so, and have a boon owed by both myself and her to you for aiding us, which would most likely be very helpful to you to help deal with this nebulous heir. I see no reason why this wouldn't work out far better for you than simply hunting down one of your sisters and killing her.

>>7637
Wait, add this to my suggestion, very important info can be gleaned from this

"ok, so I can see why you would hunt down a traitor. I can see how she was a valuable asset to you. I can..sort of see why this is partially my fault. What i cant see... is why this is worth your time"

Tell him about the SWORD. He'll change his tune after that.

Srsly guys we just need to offer to bang this guy in his butt. He'll bleed all over and we'll win.

>>7631

"Who is this first heir, and what makes him so powerful?"

>>7648
Lost me after the "srsly".

>>7648
Speaking of winning. We overcame like all sorts of crazy odds. WHERE ARE THE EXPERIENCE POINTS REAVER?

>>7651
They get tallied up. The next guy we roll up will have more starting points.

I get it.

We tempted Ratial to IMPRESS THE SKULLKING. Were the siblings intent on overthrowing him and we convinced her otherwise?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)17:34 No. 7654 ID: fb5d8e
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>"There is no need for fighting."
Mudy persists.
>"If you can help remove the sword from her possession, I can insure she does not fight for a higher point in the succession. You gain the same effective end as having killed her without having to do so, and have a boon owed by both myself and her to you for aiding us, which would most likely be very helpful to you to help deal with this nebulous heir."

Luhra Luhra laughs softly.
>"Oh, Mudy, I knew this would be too hard to understand for you. You must come from such a simple world compared to the one you got lost in.
>There is no worry about the throne - Raital is the youngest after the Skullking killed our little brother. She doesn't pose any kind of threat. No no, we're doing this by the Skullking's orders! We're her children!
>Little Raital has to die, and you're going to help us achieve that."

>>7653
Oh piss.
That makes too much sense.
Plus that GOD DAMNED SWORD would have made her defect to the Skullking if she were part of a plot to overthrow him.

>>7654
"Hasn't it... y'know... occurred to you that... by working together, with your sisters... you could probably kill the first heir?"

>>7654
But I love her.

>>7654
BOLLOCKS, good sir! A pox on your assistance! GOOD DAY TO YOU.

>>7654
Fuck him, he's just blathering the same bullshit all over again. Move on, find Raital, do noserubbing, bring great justice.

>>7654
"OOOOHHH now i get it, my bad."

>>7654
Say "This heir... He wouldn't happen to look like a huge skeleton of shadow with glowing white eyes, would he?"

Await a response, then say "I don't know why you're trying to convince me. I'm not really strong enough to stop anything you guys try to do, and Kuhral has made her intentions to torture me to death fairly clear."

>"You must come from such a simple world compared to the one you got lost in."

"Does that mean you know something about where I came from? Please, tell me!"

>>7658
This. Say this.

>>7654

"I believe it's safe to assume that you will kill me if I refuse, right?"

>>7654
"You smug bastard, if only I could spend my experience points like in every other RPG back home, you would be smiling at me from behind a glass jar."
"Alas, I think I shall be going now. Good day."

"OK well. Here's the deal, i'm clearly going to betray you the second we find raital. And clearly you arent going to let me walk away from our deal. But right now we are both very interested in finding Raital, so if you could kindly get your sister to remo..Your sisters are about to kill eachother by the way"

>>7654
>"If you can help remove the sword from her possession, I can insure she does not fight for a higher point in the succession. You gain the same effective end as having killed her without having to do so, and have a boon owed by both myself and her to you for aiding us, which would most likely be very helpful to you to help deal with this nebulous heir."

>"Don't kill her, bro, I'd be real grateful for it."

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE. Mudy is charismatic, not sesquipedalian. Cut back on the fancy fancy. We ain't Muschio.

"If the Skullking is afraid of his children, implying either fear or weakness, why do you still take his orders? Is the life of your father that much more important than the life of your sister? Is it simply the fear of retribution or servitude under his heir?"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)17:46 No. 7671 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I believe it's safe to assume that you will kill me if I refuse, right?"
, Mudy asks.
Luhra Luhra laughs again.
>"Oh my, no, we have better ways of dealing with refusal."

Mudy goes quiet. He considers everything that has been said.
>"This heir... He wouldn't happen to look like a huge skeleton of shadow with glowing white eyes, would he?"

The Blutjaeger's face straightens.
>"No, that's mother.. But..
>..how do you know what she looks like?"

Make your best "I'm fucking insane" face.

>>7671
"Because I did her. Last night."

>>7671
"I am probably psychic or something. Hell if I know how it works."

>>7671
"We had a wild stint going for a while. You know how those things go~"

Shall we ask what their little brother looked like?

Or tell him about the chamber we woke up in?

>>7671
"Dreams. Familiar ones. Like forgotten memories resurfacing."

Then smile, turn around and walk off.

Intimidating crazy face, not short bus crazy face.

>>7671
"Allow me to answer your question with a question of my own."
*Deep breath*
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

Mudy: Play the first thing that comes to your head.



Because it'll just so happen to be...

Hold up.

I just read through the Archives of Mudy Quest to confirm this, but Raitel said her MOTHER was a Kobold, and we now have severe reason to believe that the Skullking, who is one of the parents for all the Blutjaeger, is FEMALE.

This would mean that so long as both of these pieces of information are true, the Skullking is a Kobold, like us.

> 7671

"She tried to kill us in our dreams. And Failed. Twice. Consider how well you would fare."

>>7671
Say, "I was drunk. I don't want to talk about it."

>>7681
A giant kobold of death and shadow. Or Reaver made a mistake.

>>7681
FUCK

Also, the shadowy form confirmed as being the Skullking? Definitely their to disguise Kobold heritage.

THE SKULLKING IS JUST AS TINY AS US!

>>7681
Then raital's dad is a human and then.....

if she fucked a kobold, they would produce a regular kobold.

"Nightmares... I've seen her in nightmares. But it's strange. They feel more like memories, instead of dreams."

Not that Raital was exactly... on top of things.

>>7686
>if she fucked a kobold, they would produce a regular kobold.

BUM BUM BUM!

We are their half brother. We were right all those sessions ago. We rubbed noses with our SISTER!

Well, half sister. Half sister won't produce retard offspring.

>>7671

Tell him about the dream.

Hope 2009/07/17(Fri)18:01 No. 7691 ID: 670155
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>>7689
Oh dear god.

>>7691

... . . Eh, I can run with it :3

Suggestion 2009/07/17(Fri)18:06 No. 7693 ID: f44349
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>>7689

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)18:08 No. 7695 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy thinks for a moment.
>"Nightmares..."
, he slowly states.
>"I've seen her in nightmares. But it's strange. They feel more like memories, instead of dreams."

Luhra Luhra remains silent.
He leans in close to Mudy, staring intently.
>"...Latral?"

>>7695
"I guess she didnt kill me after all"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)18:09 No. 7698 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Okay, what art thy boys whispering about?"

Mudy feels a crushing weight on his back.

>"Thou knows he's wearing MINE collar, aye, big brother?"

Luhra Luhra turns around in silence and walks away.

>>7698
TAIKAH HELP

>>7698
"Mmm, your ass, Kuhral... round and soft and so inviting~"

>>7701
YES!

>>7698
Reach back and grab her ass boldly.

Maybe she won't kill you out of sheer shock.

>>7695
Ghesundheit.

>>7698
"Hi, Kuhral! You left me all alone. I was so lonely!"
"Why would you do that, Kuhral? You know you have my heart! Why would you leave me, Kuhral?"
"You should be a good girl, Kuhral."
"Be a good girl, Kuhral!"

>>7698
Try not to comment on how round and soft and inviting~ the situation is...

>>7698
We're talking about just like what we feel as though you're wearing...
nothing at all...
Nothing at all...
NOTHING AT ALL!

Grab two meaty handfulls of cat-ass. Watch results.

>>7698
Yeah, we have already established what Kuhrahl's weakness is, and planned on how to exploit it.

INITIATE PLAN 'STUPID SEXY MUDY'

>>7698

Try to remember Latral, mayby the name will bring back some memories.

>>7701
>>7707

Yes

By some miracle, did we actually keep that magic sword the king gave us?

Stab Kuhral in the leg artery with it. Escape in confusion.

Challenge her to a game of Mornington Crescent.

Don't tell her SHIT.

Win in one move.

>>7695
Calling it now, Reaver's just yanking our chain, we aren't related to the skullking at all.

>>7691
>>7692
>>7693
Even better.

The catgirl? Our sister was lusting after us! And we are wearing out sister's undies too.

>>7711
>>7703

Are we tsundere for Kuhral now?

>>7715
I think the reverse is the case. I also second this:
>>7703

No. We want the Cat-Bitch dead. Find out some way to give her soul and body to Calvera.

>>7698
"You know, Kuhral, I'm still wearing you know what~..."

"Latral? What does that mean? Does that name have something to do with me before I woke up in that box? Please, tell me! "

>>7719
I think Mudy is smart enough to put it all together.

...maybe

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)18:24 No. 7721 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy slumps through his legs to the ground. With all his might he rest on his elbows to give his chest room to breath.
>"Mmm, your ass, Kuhral..."
He moans, his voice muffled by hat and cloak.
>"Round and soft and so inviting~"

A moment of silence is followed by a hard hit to his head.
>"Sh-shut up."
, he hears from above.
>"Thou art too young for me."

>>7721
See:
>>7718

>>7721
"You sure about that? This is as big as I am going to get, you know. I am an adult, not a kid."

>>7721
"I'll have you know I'm actually 32 years old."

>>7721
Remind her that we are still wearing Raital's panties, and flee while her vision is obscured by blood.

>>7721
But that is what makes it so inviting~

>>7721
Squeeze out from under her, making her fall to the ground. Say that you prefer to be on top.

>>7721
Two of my generals are in love with a 900-year age difference.

>>7721

"Oh, you're all talk. Flirt flirt flirt, but the instant the feelings are returned? Embarrassment. I bet you're even still a virgin."

>>7721
"But, milady, I cannot help it...you are too beautiful~..."

"But you're the one who took my heaaaart~"

>>7725
>>7726
Combine these two. No way she could resist.

>>7721
Perform the Heinrich maneuver. On her ass~

Say "Then... what DO you want with me, to merit the trouble of the contest and the collar?"

Then pitch up your rear and slump your shoulders, pitching her back so she bangs her head on the windowsill. Slip out of your cloak and stab her in the thigh with your magic sword, then run away.

Y'know, if you can. Probably just slump to the ground underneath her. Worth a shot.

>>7721
"Darkmoon and Totenkopf wouldn't think so."
"I may be small, but I can do things~ ♥"

>>7721
Good... now honk her ass so she gets off of us.
And if we can't do that then say "Age is just a number~..."

Quick, get out from under her so she falls over, then crawl up her dress.

>>7721
"You took my heart, but I can give you sooo much more... ~~<3"

>>7740
And steal her panties. That oughta get us some experience.

Haha oh wow.

>>7740
>>7744
This. This so hard it hurts.

>>7740
>>7744
OH GOD LOL
YES
If we can manage to squeeze out from under her we HAVE to take her panties with us. :3

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)18:37 No. 7749 ID: fb5d8e
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"Oh, you're all talk~"
, Mudy manages to tease as his strength continues to dwindle under the weight.
"You go as far as to take my heart by force, but the instant the feelings are returned? Embarrassment. I bet you're even still a virgin."

Now the hand on his head becomes to squeeze tightly. Mudy feels his hat preventing several claws from digging into his skin.
>"Wh-what?! W-why should I care? I'm a Blutjaeger! I.. I bet thou hasn't even kissed yet."

>>7740
>>7744
DO IT REAVER YOU FAGGOT

Forget the roll-out-from-under-her thing. Just ask her what she's going to do with us.

>>7749
I bet you wouldn't be my first, even if I asked you to. I bet you're too scared.

>>7749
C'mon, now's our chance. Let her fall, crawl up her dress and take her panties.

>>7749
"I've gone further than that! I've gone... nose to nose!"

>>7749
"Kissed? HAH. HAHAHA. Oh man... she thinks I haven't even... Hahahaaa."

"We could show you are kissing ability... if you want"

>>7749
Oh, but we have. Raital... and also, an elven prince.

BISEXUAAAAAALS~

>>7749
Say, "Stealing kisses as you steal eyes is not romance, dear Kuhral."

Kissing? Ew, noserubs are so much better~

Ohh.. I've gone all the way. I've... rubbed noses.

>>7754
YES
AND THEN RUN GIGGLING INTO THE FOREST WHILE SHE BLEEDS TO DEATH OUT THE NOSE

Mudy just needs to sink to the floor and enjoy the warm catbutt on top of him

>>7749

"I'll have you know I've experienced more carnal delight in the past week than you have in your entire life."

"And a blutjaeger can enjoy herself too, no? A lovely woman such as yourself should know the sweet touch of a lover."

"Would you like to?"

You guys really aren't getting the whole "propping up on our elbows is all that's keeping us breathing" thing. We're not going to be doing any rolling, save rolling fortitude saves vs cat ass.

>>7749
"Almost. Once before, I almost did. With Raital."

>>7767
>CAT ASS.PNG

>>7767

Ok, I lold.

"Kissed? woman i'm wearing your sister's panties"

"Now, now... There's no need to be jealous."
Slip out from under her bum, then put your hands on her face when she falls to the ground.
"I could share with you some of my experience, if only your... nose[seductively]... didn't start gushing blood every time I try something."

>>7773

"I'm wearing MY Sister's Panties."

Author 2009/07/17(Fri)18:50 No. 7776 ID: d5b2d6
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>>7770
best I could do on such short notice

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)18:58 No. 7783 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I bet you wouldn't be my first, even if I asked you to."
, Mudy continues.
>"I bet you're too scared."

>"I-I'm not scared!"
Kuhral exclaims.
>"Blutjaegers know no fear."

She slides off Mudy's back and takes his hat off with one hand as she pulls him off the ground towards her with the other.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/17(Fri)18:59 No. 7784 ID: fb5d8e
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Suddenly her stern expression grows into a grin again.
>"Wh-what about thou? Art thou scared now?"

>>7783
Oh God, I like where this is going.

>>7783
I still think you're scared, Kuhral.

> face in tits

well we're about to get raped or get a noogie.

>>7784
"Terrified." *kiss*

>>7784
No, but you still are. Or else you'd do it.

>>7784

"Beholding a beautiful face such as yours? Not in the least." Trace one finger along her cheek. "You on the other hand, are as red as a tomato."

I wonder if she'd fall for the old "If you werent scared you'd take this collar off"

>>7789

You can't rape the willing.