E5M1 Tears of the Dragon
>>70887 Start crying.
Heh, he's defeated and his loot is all loaded in my bag. Look at that sniveling little maggot. I'll get Ebrog to carry it back to my lair, but first I need to decide what to do with this one.
ABANDON HOPE, YE WHO ENTERS THIS QUEST.
Cry some more.
>>70892 A spineless worm like him does not deserve to live, finish him.
>>70892 Snap his neck with your powerful murrfect jaws
>>70892 Eat him.
>>70892 >>70899 with a headbutt.
>>70892 Mutilate him, but let him rot here, begging for death
HEADBUTT, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADBUTT, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADBUTT, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADBUTT, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADBUTT, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
Say he can live if he works for you from now on.
Don't kill him!
KILL EAT MAIM
Rape.
Heehee, I suppose I'll finish him off, he won't be any use to me later. I wouldn't want his wek blood anyway.
AGH! You little shit!
>>70929 RIP THE FUCKER APART. MAKE IT PAINFUL!
Clamp his jaws shut and say "Be my servant forever or I jam my tail up your ass until you rip in half."
Aaah! I can't see anything!
>>70934 Hind legs- DISEMBOWELAN
Flail around helplessly you goddamn fail dragon.
Grab his head and twist it away from you.
Use your claws.
Breathe your breath weapon everywhere!
piss self
SHIT! He's gone!
Look around for him.
HOW DID YOU LOSE HIM!? Do the one thing you know best: SPIN ATTACK!
Cry uncontrollable like the pathetic creature you are until you regain your eyesight.
Fail some more.
Crying isn't helping, it's super cold, and it's oily, so it doesn't wipe off!
Breathe fire.
...I came?
>>70961 Is your tongue long enough to lick it of? We'll watch and tell you when everything's gone.
Yeah... lick that ji-uh, ice off your face. real slow. yeah.
Fire's not ready yet, I shouldn't have wasted it on those stupid kobolds. Let me try to lick it off
Ugh, it tastes disgusting but it's gone now.
>>70974 Now figure out where that bastard went!
Bueno... Is the loot still here, maybe you should secure it first.
>>70974 Figure out where the little fucker went. Hopefully he's not pressing your back into the ground.
I don't know where he went. Let me call Ebrog and see if he saw anything.
>>70982 I have a feeling that EBROG IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Who is ebrog!
>>70982 Check the ceiling first.
Go meet with Ebrog.
Yeah "meet" with "Ebrog", imaginary "friends" are totally "normal" for creatures like you.
What a lazy good for nothing...
Say hello!
Where's the bag of loot?
>>71003 Five internets on dead.
>>71003 Ask the lazy brute what happened!
I dun smell no bag o' loot. Ain't seen nothin go by. Of course he didn't, the lazy slob, he was sleeping the whole time
Damn it Ebrog, you've failed me for the last time!
>>71029 Oh just go search the cave some more. There was a side passage, right?
>>71029 Check the snow. I doubt he just plain took off out of the cave entrance. There should be tracks leading out if he left this way.
>>71029 Tell Ebrog to follow you down below.
>>71030 I don't want to make him mad! He won't fit in that hole, I don't think. Should I go in there alone? I'll need some light.
You dont want to make him mad, isnt he your subordinate?
Can you make a small, continuous fire? Either way, just woman up and go in.
>>71041 Well yeah but he is big and he wants to h-h-hug when he thinks I'm mad. I hate hugs. >>71047 I don't know, can you breathe out constantly without breathing in?
Cameo Cynder in there to attempt a hostile takeover of her subordinate.
>>71057 Do you have a stick or torch or something you can light on fire and hold in your mouth for light?
>>71057 Close enough to it. Can you keep up a small fire whenever you're breathing out? Then go in. I assume Ebrog doesn't have a lantern?
>>71057 Well, if you breathe out slowly, you can probably have light 70% of the time without getting lightheaded...
>>71060 Oh, Yes. He does. This stupid thing. I hate it. >>71061 I'll never build up any fire that way, though, what if I need it?
>>71063 Light is light. Suck it up and go.
Good enough. Continue on, flarey.
Get in that hole, Flare. It's where you belong. It was made for you.
It seems deep down there. I think it's a big hole.
>>71087 Throw a rock and see how deep it is
>>71087 Hey, just glide down. You can fly, right? OH WAIT YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE WING
Get in that hole, Flare. Flares go in holes. Everybody knows this.
Drop a pebble down or something.
It's pretty deep, I can barely hear the rock hit the bottom and there's not much of an echo. >>71092 YOU SHUT UP. I HATE YOU. I'll get them back, just you waiT!
>>71116 No you won't. You won't ever get your wing back, you freak.
Well, shit. I can't really think of anything to do here. Stick your head down so your lantern can shine light a little ways down. If there's nothing interesting, just leave.
>>71116 Wait, you had both wings, but lost one? ...eh, acceptable. Can you CLIMB well? If so, DO IT FAGGOT.
Get in the hole you truncated freak.
Just climb down
inb4 the blue dragon is in the hole And thusly... inb4 FLARZEY gets another ICE BRETH facial
>>71127 Impossible. He's already blown his load. If he can rise to the occasion again so fast maybe he's worth Flarey's attention after all.
There's not much to climb down on, I don't want to fall. I'll need to find another way to get down there if I want to go.
>>71118 >>71120 STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! I'M PRETTY, YOU WERE BORN UGLY!
>>71132 Woah, woah, chill. Okay, inventory check. Do we have rope?
You are so misshapen and retarded. Geez. Jump down the hole already.
>>71132 You're not pretty! If you were pretty you would have tits! And only two legs! AND BE SYMMETRICAL!
>>71132 It's okay, ma'am. Calm down. Just ignore them. Let's go somewhere else, okay? Anything else in the cave?
>>71135 > lackadaisy <3
>>71135 I have to agree; asymmetry is back-of-your-mind kind of disturbing. It's like meeting a null, an untouchable, or a blank in 40k. Not being on topic? Er... >>71132 Calm down, as you can beat up the voices in your head later.
There's nothing else in the cave, and we have rope, I'll just get him to lower me down.
>>71148 >droppin a flare.jpg ...I will admit, I laughed. That, and you look silly doing that. But then again, I'm not sure if it's possible for you to NOT look silly being lowered down on a rope. It's one of those cosmically defined rules. Man, your lantern doesn't give off much light. You need to find a magical bauble of some kind. Hopefully one that looks good doubling as an earring.
>>71148 I'm suddenly reminded of that goat from Jurassic Park... ...Anyway, just stay close to the wall, so you can dig your claws into it in case anything happens to Ebrog. And, uh, look for openings, or something. Fuck if I know.
>>71148 Awww. So this is why you don't want to make Ebrog mad. His big strong muscles are so good at handling your body.
>>71148 Nothing better to do since you're up in the air, so, if I may ask without pissing you off, what are your plans to get your other wing back? Kill enough other dragons and amass enough money to get a wizard to regenerate it? Wait until your draconic blood fosters its own magic as you age and do it that way? I'm curious.
>>71148 frag out
>>71156 No, I can't get back what I never lost. I'm going to show them all for making fun of me.
>>71170 >I'm going to show them all for making fun of me. >Vengeance Aw hell yeah.
>>71170 I'm about to go to sleep, but make sure you do this: Each time you kill a dragon, take his wing that you are missing. Then, find a tanner to somewhat preserve it. MAKE A GIANT SCULPTURE OF YOUR RAGE.
you gonna get yourself dead.
Don't be ridiculous. I'm sure there's SOME way to make you gain a second wing. Don't you want that?
>>71193 Cybernetic wing I say. I mean it's still the same fucked up setting with the weird tech discrepancies, so someone's going to be able to do it.
>>71193 Sure he does, but only to help with steering his jetpack. Unassisted flight is for noobs and environmentalist hippie dragons.
I think we all know what they took from her...
I come down into a big chamber with lots of poop looking rocks in it. There's some green water and a hole way, way up in the ceiling
Drink the water, get magic powers. It's surely a magical spring.
>>71588 Eat some poop rocks to gain rock hard abs.
>>71588 Poop looking? More like phallic looking. How long has it been since you've been with a male, flare?
>>71588 Is there a thin line running from one rock outcropping to the other, or am I simply seeing things? If so, investigate that. ... otherwise, look behind the rocks, hope that the friggin' two-winger hasn't flown back up.
>>71593 ((that was my tablet making a fuckup, sorry))
Swing back and forth to reach hole.
If the other dragon's gone out through that hole you'll have to go back up and try to track him from that exit.
>>71589 But it stinks. >>71591 Rocks?! Bah, I only eat the best of foods. >>71592 That is none of your damn business, go die in a fire. I'm not sticking rocks up there. >>71595 There's not really enough rope to swing across this huge chamber, I could look around some more though. >>71602 I could go look around outside or I could look around more in here as well.
>>71604 Okay, go look around some more. After untying the rope from your completely normal body.
Search the caverns for more LOOT! screw that dragon
>>71604 I'm not suggesting you stick rocks in your cloaca, I'm just reminding you of something you can't have.
>>71607 Flare doesn't have a cloaca
>>71606 >screw that dragon Sounds like a plan.
>>71606 Yes screw that dragon.
>>71610 NINJA'd by like 5 seconds you faggot.
THere's a big crack in one of the walls, should I check it out or keep looking around?
>>71613 Check the *crack* out.
>>71613 Is something floating in that water there, or are those just rocks?
>>71613 FLARE get pulled into CRACK.
>>71613 Go into the CRACK
A breeze is coming from the crack, it goes downward. I can check this chamber more or go down it. >>71616 There's a tiny puddle with some rocks that look like fried eggs on stalks in it.
>>71628 Bathe
>>71628 Hm... yes. Bathe.
>>71628 Down the rabbit hole we go.
>>71628 Check out the chamber some more.
>>71634 This
First of all, this water is copper stink smelling where I smell nice, and second of all, it's not any deeper than my hand. There's some warm steamy air coming from farther in the chamber. What should I look for?
>>71645 Check out the steam.
>>71645 Leather feet is a nice smell?
>>71648 Flare smells like roses and daisies, didn't you hear?
>>71645 Check the steamy air then.
It's hard to see in here, what should I be looking for?
>>71654 Find where the steam is coming from.
Touch/Taste/Smell that thing on the bottom left.
>>71654 Locate steam source.
Check out the crack. The crack dammit.
It's another formation, the steam is coming from this area in general because it's hotter than the other areas. I can look around here some more or I can go through the crack.
>>71661 0_o
>>71661 Remind you of anything, Flarey? Oh wait, of course it doesn't. Go try to find the source of the steam.
>>71661 Sit on it and contemplate.
Wander around some more.
>>71669 No. This room goes around in a circle, is there anything else I should look at? The crack is too high to get to and the face of the rock isn't climbable. it's a lot colder in the parts where there's no steam, the steam is probably forming because the steamy area is hotter, not the other way around.
Swing back and forth with your rope until you gain enough momentum to reach the hole.
>>71654 Check out the weird-looking wall in the steamy room there.
Go through the crack now.
>>71703 This thing? It's stuck in the rock, I don't know what it is. >>71709 I'll head there if there's nothing else to try.
>>71715 ... ...poke it.
>>71715 Breathe fire on it.
It looks like a valve... try to squeeze into it.
>>71715 Poke it.
>>71715 Stand to the side and poke/breathe fire on the giant rock sphincter.
>>71783 Further in
I can slide my finger into it but it's closed pretty tight. I can't pull it open. I can try to breathe fire on it and see what happens. I can try a little or a lot.
>>71788 You'll just have to find something to lubricate yourself with before sliding in then.
>>71788 Breathe a little fire on it.
>>71788 Just a little.
>>71788 A lot! And right up close!
I just realized this cave thing might be alive now. Does it feel mushy or organic?
Try a little fire.
Hmm, it seems really really heat resistant and closes tighter, now I can't stick my claw in it.
>>71813 That's not the reaction we wanted. Splash water on it instead.
>>71813 Stick your tail in it
>>71815 How am I supposed to carry water from the puddle to the thing? >>71818 It won't fit either.
>>71822 In your mouth?
>>71823 The water is likely contaminated, lets go look at something else while we wait for this to loosen up.
>>71822 Tickle it?
>>71825 Maybe we can find that ice dragon faggot to make this thing colder.
>>71822 Lick it.
>>71823 This is stupid. >>71826 If my prefect tail doesn't tickle it nothing will. >>71827 Well considering I'm going to eat his face off if I see him again, I don't think he'll be much use. I could technically do something with cold but I don't want to unless there's no other option. >>71828 I don't think that will make >>71823 Oh! The water? It smells like stinky copper but I could I guess.
>>71841 Might not be healthy to do that. Let's find something to carry it in. Like maybe the lantern?
really, fetid water in your mouth is less bad than working with blueface?
If you want to splash it with fetid water, just pee on it. >>71841 >I could technically do something with cold but I don't want to unless there's no other option. Why not?
>>71843 Well seeing as how I have no clue where he went that may be hard to do. >>71842 I can take the glass part off and use that but it only relaxes a bit. >>71845 It causes unpleasant side effects.
>>71852 Relax it further then start wiggling in.
This water isn't cold enough it looks like. I can't get it open enough to fit through even if I pull on it. It's muscular, with hard plates on it. How should I try relaxing it further?
Hey, I have a new idea. Let's stop trying to crawl into the mysterious bodily orifice. How about examining around it? Try to get around somehow? Say 'hello', that sort of thing?
>>71868 Get some snow from outside and press it against it. Then lube up your body and sliiiiiiiiiiide right in.
>>71868 Let's go get some snow from the outside. Carry it in the glass part.
Just use the ice I want to see these side effects.
>>71868 Push on it.
>>71868 tell yer slave guy to drop some down.
EBROG! Get me a bucket of snow! >>71877 Well I don't!
>>71882 Why are you afraid of ice? You don't have nipples to harden with them like a beautiful person so what's your problem?
The snow did the trick, there's some nice warm air coming from it. There's a weird smell coming out of here, and the passage is carved out of rock and the thing is set into it like a ring. >>71884 I didn't say I was afraid of it, maybe you should just listen!
>A SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED
How weird are we talking? If it smells like a vagina or a butt, maybe it is.
ENTER THE ORIFICE!
>>71888 Get in there.
>>71888 Those look like teeth.
Turn back flare =[ It's not worth it!
>>71888 stick your head in there
>>71888 Enter the wet, moisty hole.
>>71888 ANAL VORE GO!
GET IN THAT HOLE, FLARE! FLAREY BELONGS IN A HOLE!
>>71888 This hole... it was made for you!
Shit! I'm STUCK!
I guess it wasnt made for you.
>>72042 Start to rock back and forth.
Call for ebrog. Is there water in the bottom? does the hole end? Let's try to get back out of there.
Use your special cold power.
Douse its flaming passageway with a cool island song.
I can't move backwards at all! I can go slowly forward if I squirm around some though! I think there's something up ahead! Why did I go down here?! I can [i]feel the tons of solid rock trying to crush the life out of me! I SHOULD HAVE GONE OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING!! I'M STUCK AGAIN I CAN'T MOVE I CAN'T BREATHE ITS GOING TO CRUSH ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS >Flare has panicked.
>>72057 Push forward. Push yourself forward more.
>>72057 Calm down! I know tempers are flaring! Don't let your panic burn you to a cynder!
>>72057 USE YOUR ICE ABILITY IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE.
>>72057 End turn. Hopefully her Morale will go up or she won't panic/berserk again. If she makes it she'll have her Bravery go up by ten. Stupid rookie dragons. Back in my day we SHOT the rookies who panicked or went berserk
>>72061 I don't know what to- SKOOSH
>>72068 She's like some sorta Dragon Megaman...
>>72068 Waitin' on you, baby.
OH NO WHY DID I DO THAT!? Oh shit here it come-
>>72073 Only way out is to become WINGLESS
HUUUURRKKK
i came
>>72077 mmm... Now lick it up. There's a good girl.
Thus lubricated, can you now escape?
Alright keep going before the walls start closing up again! Don't worry about the smell, we can get clean again later.
>>72079 Blchhhkk! >>72080 >>72081 Hkk, I can see a light, ghbbllk, urrk. There's nothing left to come up..
>>72087 Keep going, Flare! Just a little bit further!
>>72087 You can do it! Or not!
Well it seems I can get everything but my perfectly rounded hindquarters through the hole into this chamber. I can't seems to struggle completely free though.
>>72098 Push harder.
>>72098 Squirm harder. You don't want to have to use your breath weapon again do you? Also keep your mouth closed and ready your fire weapon, those look like Xenomorph eggs.
>>72100 Set fire to some of these egg things. Nothing bad ever came from setting stuff on fire, you know.
Don't hang like that. Then the puke's gonna drip back up you. Do you recognize any of this?
>>72098 Dig back claws into tunnel walls and push with front claws. Alternatively, straighten out your back legs as far as you can to narrow out their profile.
Hang on, make sure those are eggs first before setting fire to them. We don't want to torch, say, ammo crates.
>>72098 Geez if only you were such a fatass. Just keep vomiting and stay here until you lose some weight. Works for highschool cheerleaders.
Actual suggestion: remove some bling. Maybe you could wriggle out easier. It's wasted on you anyways.
Teleport out
Watch out for face-huggers.
Well all the struggling in the world isn't going to get me out of this hole. Taking off things is not gonna help. I can't reach any of the things to pull myself out. I think I can see some vague movements every now and then through the door. >>72110 Why don't you try it? You're probably a big fat lard ass. I have shapely curves. >>72112 More like my beautiful form is wasted on your uncultured pig like beady little eyes.
Enjoy starving!
Twist and turn yourself out like a screw? That's all I got. Can't hurt to try?
Darn it... we can't go back, the only way is forward. It's risky, but... try calling for help?
Call for help!
>>72146 Wiggle your hips to entice anyone looking to come running, whereupon they'll run into your shapely behind and push you forwards. Failing that, can you back up?
Send a telepathic message to your ogre friend for assistance.
As much as I wriggle around I am still stuck. I call for help... oh great, it looks like a tiny kobold. >>72153 where are you even coming from here?
>>72156 "You there! I demand that you help me down at once!"
>>72156 Breathe fire on the not-explosives. Or, get shot with a rocket.
Tell it to get the hell over there and pull you out! You're cute dammit, use your poise and charm.
Tasty kobold. Act nice. "Hey, um, I'm a little stuck here bro. Could you give me a hand?"
Say "Help! I'm stuck!" Look really cute.
It's just a ki- EEW what's wrong with it?! "Who aww you?" "how you get in dere?"
>>72206 "I crawled through a hole, now get me out of here."
>>72206 Tell him you're the tooth fairy or something.
>>72206 KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE.
>>72206 >Shadran AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-oh it's just a doll. Ask the kid what these grey lumps are.
IT looks like he has albinism.
>>72206 You do know that the origional meaning of cute is to be so ugly its adawwable. This is that kind of cute.... Also yes its likely an albino, well suited to living is such a lightless realm.
>>72215 it looks like it doesn't have any HAIR
>>72208 "I'm little" >>72209 "You don't look like a Faiwwy" >>72210 What is wrong with you!? It's a harmless kid! >>72214 "I dunno, they got stuff in them" Yeah it's got no hair and its skin is all translucent and gross looking, I hope it doesn't touch me.
>>72220 RUB IT'S NOSE WITH YOURS
>>72220 Inquire as to whether it knows anyone that can help you. Claim that your name is Stickabee.
>>72220 "Well... Do you know of a way I can slide myself out of here? Maybe you can go get me some butter?"
>>72223 Get out of here, pedo. >>72220 Ask it to go get an adult.
think there's a trick cave explorers use when they get stuck when its their chest they exhale as much as possible and kinda inchworm forward if its their hips/legs they tend to try and relax them and pull with their arms. you can try that or get some butter i suppose..
>>72220 Say you're Santa Bold, you're here to bring presents. If you tell the adults where you are, you can't give him/her any presents. She/he has to help you out of here. See if you can get some butter or gravy or lard.
>>72224 Fellow Redwall reader! Props.
"i got you a buttew" It hands me a tiny handful of butter. That might help. Should I tell it to go find an adult or not?
Try the butter. Also ask his name.
>>72237 D'aww. He's cute, despite the hideousness. Make sure you thank him. :3c Try the butter first, see if you can get out with it. If not, ask him to get his parents.
>>72237 OH MY GOD IT'S ADORABLE Okay thank it, give it a lick (it's probably not contagious to your superior draconic immune system) and rub that butter all over your rear like it's spring break of the 987th year of the Fourth Era all over again.
"Jwobwoldis" He stands around as if waiting for the present I said I'd give him. The problem is that I can't get my feet around where I could push myself out. I need someone else to pull, but maybe with the butter it doesn't need to be somebody really strong, but certainly bigger than a tiny kobold child.
>>72243 Grab onto a grey thing to add weight with which to pull yourself out.
>>72243 Give it the lantern off your ear. Tell it to find it's older siblings to come help, not the parents.
>>72243 Hang on. I'll give you this nice shiny lantern as soon as I'm free of this hole. Could you get someone bigger to help me out? I need to be pulled out of here.
>>72243 You can't use your arms to push yourself out? Dragons are so useless.
>>72243 Damn, can't you brace your arms against the outside and push yourself out that way? Give him the lantern or one of your bracelets or something... someone as wealthy and generous as yourself can spare it.
>>72243 He looks like an infant. He'll look like that, with the semi-translucent skin and all until his coat of fur comes in. He also looks like he ate some of the butter. In any case, one of you needs an adult. Ask what those big gray things are first, then send him off to get an adult.
"I'll get somebody stwongew to help." he comes in with a goblin child that has the same problem with its skin, it's weird being able to see the pupils of their eyes, too. Something's off here.
You have to admit this is funny.
>>72262 Good lord! Have you stumbled upon some sort of albino orphanage? Well whatever... ask the grossgobbo to pull you out.
>>72262 O-kay then, I was probably wrong. Ask if they're part human, you know, once they've managed to at least attempt to pull you free.
Ok I think I can make it out, they managed to drag one of those pod things over, turns out they're containers of some sorts, they pull me an empty one to use.. I think I've got it...
>>72267 Excellent, try not to land on them. Ask them if there's any adults you can speak to. Grownups.
>>72267 I peench.
>>72267 Relax your leg/butt muscles while pulling with your arms.
Finally! I'm out of that damn hole! Should I ask them to get me an adult? I stink and I'm hungry.
>>72284 Hooray! Yes, ask them to bring you to a grownup.
>>72284 Sure. Check inside one of the pods while you're at it.
>>72284 Thank them first, then either investigate the stuff in the eggcrates, or follow them to food and hopefully bath. A wing-hug should suffice as thanks.
Tell Jobroldris he's pretty smart. Go on, doo eeet.
And dont tack on "For a kobold" you heartless monster.
>>72284 Ask children about your whereabouts and surroundings before having them grab anyone who could potentially strike you down.
Don't forget to give something to the kobold too! You said you would~ :3c
>>72284 Sure, fine. Though I fear what this might bring.
Give them both a lick for helping you out. This is quickly becoming the most d'awwwwy quest of all.
I thank him and tell him he's smart, as well as his friend here. I'm in the city of Maiesio, apparently. Never heard of it but I don't go underground a lot. There's some kind of seeds in the pods. What should I give them? >>72298 That is gross.
>>72304 Nuzzle/nosebump then? Pat on the head? Some form of endearment. Lean down and tell them to unfasten the lantern from your horn. Give the hornring to the goblin and the lantern to the cutebold.
>>72304 This quest is giving me diabeetus! You are surprisingly good with kids, you should have some of your own after you, y'know, get revenge and all that shit. Give them each one of your horn rings.
>"i got you a buttew" Oh my god that is so cute. Don't you dare allow him to come to harm. Give them one of your less-beloved pieces of jewelry.
Ask if everyone they know is pink like them.
>>72284 >I'm hungry. The boldling looks about the right size. Go for it. >What should I give them? Glorious death?
>>72304 Give them DEATH
>>72329 No! It might be poisonous or carry a disease, would you like to have pink eyeballs? Give them just compliments.
Sing them a song with your lovely, murrfect voice.
I'll give them the ring and the lamp, it's out of oil at this point anyway. I don't really want to touch them, they are still kind of gross looking. Should I get them to find an adult or should I just start wandering around? >>72329 Excuse you? I don't eat children, you ogre. Only the finest prepared foods will suffice for me!
>>72376 Ask them where the adults are.
>>72376 Tell them they are adorable. Then find an adult.
Ask them to lead you back to the rest of their guys. While you're here, you'd might as well investigate what here is.
You know, finding an adult might be a bad idea. How do kobolds and goblins feel about dragons, in general? Check out the boxes, though.
>>72376 Ask them how long their family/tribe has been living here.
The boxes are full of stuff like seeds and syrup and stuff.
>>72396 Looks like brains. Did you not say you were hungry? Eat dat shit.
>>72396 We probably shouldn't eat that stuff until we're sure it's not what caused their freaky... um... condition.
Taste it. Maybe it's delicious.
>>72396 Ask the childrens about the 'stuff'. Who put it there? Will they be terribly irate if we eat some?
Head into the hab.
Do not eat that stuff flare!
Well, some of them are full of seeds of different types and colors, some of them are full of syrup, and the others are full of like, mushroom parts and other crap. I don't want to eat dry seeds and I need to wash off first. They lead me into the main chamber... it's pretty!
Wave hello to the nice people down the way.
>>72433 Impressive city they have here.
Seriously, how do these races feel about dragons? Go find somewhere to wash up, though, like see if they have a cool fountain or something.
Woah, nice. Go find a place where you can dry off. You're a dragon, so you're expected to be spotted bathing in lakes and stuff from time to time.
THese kobolds and goblins don't really look like any I've seen before, I doubt they've ever seen a dragon this far down here. I haven't seen regular kobolds in a long time, the few I saw on the way up here are the first I've seen in years, and I'm still not sure why they exploded like that when I attacked them. They were trying to capture me though and they were in some kind of weird cart. Neither one of the kids know how long they've been here, underground there's no day or night so everything kind of runs together for people who live down here. You can hear conversation when he goes into what I assume is his house. "Jrobroldis, have you brought Mommy another big bug? what did I say about picking up bugs that you find?" I walk in "That.. that's not a bug, Jrobroldis. Where did you find him?" She steps in front of him.
>>72447 "I am not a HE, mortal!"
>>72447 Haha! Flare, she thinks you're a GUY. Tell her you found a weird tunnel that led to a storage area for what seems to be mostly seeds. Ask her where you can go to wash up around here.
>>72447 Can't blame her for mistaking you for a guy. I mean, no feminine grace at all, and don't get me started on those fat lumps you call curves. Tell her "'Sup."
>>72447 Whatever you do don't become fed up with how gross everyone looks down here and blurt out something like "AUGH WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU WHY ARE YOU SO SLIMY AND VEINY AND EUUUUGH"
Listen here, I'm no guy! >"what, you can talk?!" Of course I can! I came down a tunnel and ended up down here. I need to wash up, take me to your baths. Why does everyone down here look the same anyway? >"I can take you to the baths, but I have to go somewhere first. Our appearance was gifted to us by the Mothers"
>>72457 Who are the mothers?
Let's get our bath. We need some slaves to wash our perfect body, though.
>>70887 >city of Maiesio >the Mothers I DO NOT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING AT ALL
She's left, apparently they have some kind of beings they worship here that gave them gifts or something a long time ago. There are a few of them from what I gather. Kobolds are notoriously bad at keeping track of time, so there's no telling how long they've been down here. A few generations at least I'd guess, for them to get this ugly.
>>72464 Lookin' pretty cute there, Flare <3
Do you suppose it's reversible, with careful, controlled exposure to sunlight? If anyone knows, it'd be you, because you're so smart and amazing. Ask the child who the 'mothers' are, and what his mom does.
>>72464 Suddenly remember your tragic childhood and start crying for no reason.
You should feel a special kinship with them because you are both hideous mutants.
>>72464 Be nosy and poke around.
>>72465 Goddamn, she's like a cat. A big, scaly, fire-breathing, deformed cat.
I'll *sniff* poke around a bit.. There's a mushroom in a vase, and a table, and a pantry full of cooking stuff like ingredients and mushrooms and stuff. Some bugs in there too, but not like anything I've ever seen. There's a bedroom and a small kitchen as well. I can hear movement, and something comes in the door with the kobold's mom behind it. It's about the same size as a goblin, but it looks like some kind of bug or something, with a claw for one hand and some kind of weird nozzle thing for the other hand. It speaks: "come along with me, I will escort you through the town."
>>72485 Well, can't really blame them for being nervous about seeing someone as awesome as yourself for the first time. Put up with being shadowed for now. Don't forget to say goodbye to the kid before you go.
>>72485 Follow him
>>72485 Sure.
>>72485 Sure. It's not like we couldn't torch him if he tries anything funny.
>>72487 this
>>72485 Besides, the Guyver here might know where to hook you up with a wing.
We come up to a large building with a giant door and a small door. There's a conversation with the guard outside. >"Who are you escorting to the baths?" "She wishes to use the baths, she is a traveler from outside." >"very well, the womens' bath will be directly to your left, Ms..?"
>>72502 Mrs. Cuntwhistle. Marybeth Zune Cuntwhistle.
>>72503 Moarlike Cloacawhistle amirite?
Say "Most Radiant Scarlet Flare of Dawn. You can call me Flare, though."
>>72433 Welcome to D'ni, make sure to say hello to Atrus for me.
>>72502 Flare.
>>72502 "Flare."
I get the feeling they are leading us into a trap or prison. Why does a fully armored guard need to escort people to a bath?
"Hello, Ms. Radiant Scarlet Flare of Dawn. My name is Rkusm, I will be your attendant. Have you attended our baths before? No? Well, first we scrub off in the first room, then you may proceed to the mineral springs to enjoy yourself." "Your valuables will be kept safe until you are finished." I.. don't like taking this one off, but I don't want it to get ruined from the mineral waters.
>>72514 >people dragons Might explain it.
so then take it off. You're a dragon, they're not gonna mess with your stuff.
>>72516 >I.. don't like taking this one off, but I don't want it to get ruined from the mineral waters. Is there a scar? There's a scar, isn't there. How embarassed about it are you? Maybe you could skip the mineral water, or keep your hand over it. Or, well... these guys all have translucent skin, so it's not like they'll freak out about it.
>>72516 Why don't you like taking that one off? Warn them that the jewelry is cursed, anyone who wears it but you will suffer an excruciating death.
>>72516 Is that a scar under there, Flare? There must be an old and deeply tragic story behind it.
What happened to your murrfect throat, flarey?
"Are you comfortable with me or would you prefer a male or nongendered attendant? " >>72523 >>72522 It's nothing, shut up about it.
Flare doesn't have scars!
Nongenederd. get nongendered.
>>72535 You're fine. Let's see those translucent titties.
>>72535 Female makes the most sense. Male would be creepy, and what is nongendered doing even being an option?
>>72535 There are nongendered people here? Ask what that's about.
>>72535 You will be quite alright.
Just tell her you're attached to your outfit for personal reasons, but proceed. They're gonna be ugly no matter what, so let's just continue.
>>72535 Hey, calm down. If you don't want to talk about it, tell us straight up. Don't just dismiss it. If you hide the subject ambiguously like that, people will only pry more until you have an emotional outburst where you tell us what happened and feel horrible afterward. Straight-up saying "I don't want to talk about it/it hurts to remember it" will usually get all but the most persistent to shut up about it.
>>72535 Which DO you prefer, Flare? Did all the rejection back in high school from when you had headgear turn you off from guys who don't see you for who you really are and just see your outward appearance? Which do you prefer putting things in your cloaca, flare?
The nongendered attendants are umm, small and brightly colored, a bit bigger than a kobold. I'll go fetch one of them if you aren't comfortable with me.
>>72550 No, let her stay! I've gotta see what transparent tits look like.
I wanna see small and brightly colored dammit!
>>72550 She's fine, but the curiosity must be satisfied. Show us the nongendered!
>>72550 Make it clear you'd be okay with her but you've never met an nongendered creature before and this seems like a good opportunity.
She leaves for a moment and comes back. "um.. all the uhh, Nymphs are attending to other patrons at the moment, but we have a, umm, Hydra available, they are not exactly normal shaped and to be honest kind of umm, weird. You can wait if you want, it will be about an hour."
yeah, go with that.
>>72555 Don't worry you will do fine I am sure... I am simply a stranger in these parts and unfamiliar with some of the local peoples
>>72555 Hydra? Sounds interesting... Hey Flare, ever wondered if they have as many penises as they do heads?
In that case, the goblin girl is fine. We were just curious to see what the other creatures were.
>>72555 Stick with the goblin girl, we don't need to be rude.
>>72555 Wow, how many different kinds of creatures live in this city? Ask for a slightly more detailed description before we commit to it.
Cameo cynder
"Well, it doesn't have legs but it has hands and these, umm, tentacle things. They make this, uhh, slime, that umm, makes you, umm, feel weird. "
>>72567 Gobbo girl is fine.
Let's meet the Hydra! It sounds interesting!
>>72567 I say go for it.
>>72567 Both?
>>72567 YESSS!
Let's go for the hydra.
HYDRA!
>>72567 Well, the hydra might be weird, but when else are you going to get an opportunity like this? Now is the time to seize life by the wriggling, aphrodisiac-covered tentacle!
"Just come with me, ma'am." Uh oh, what have I gotten into?
Sounds like we're in for an adventure!
Listen to the genderless thing! Ask for a massage.
>>72585 A DEEP massage.
>>72581 Don't worry. If it's really genderless it's less likely to try to rape you. I think.
Just flip out if it does anything bad.
>>72585 And a happy ending.
"Jusst let me know how fffarr you want me to go..." it whispers... I..I..I..want..aah...
>>72611 Let it happen~
>>72611 All the way.
Drool absently.
Go all the way flare. All the way.
>>72611 Try not to scream too loud at the release.
>>72611 You know what you want, and you know what must be done.
Say 'Stop'
>>72611 NO flarey no! You can't give it up to this tentacley monstrosity! You're too beautiful for that!
>>72629 This is what happens when you chose the aphrodisiac laced Slanneshi Tentacle-monster.
In b4 you apply a fresh layer of puke to areas just cleaned of puke.
It keeps.. working... oh.. nobody.. down... there.. aaah.. its slime... smells spicy... mixing with .. tears.. aaah... I've never... I'm sav- aaah... AAAAAHHH!!
Your delicious tears make it so much sweeter. ~<3 ~<3
>>72641 This is your first time huh Flare? Glad it apparently felt so good.
>>72643 She came to the baths to feel cleaner... not for this, I'll recon.
>>72641 So uh... Congrats on losing your virginity. Yeah.
>>72641 Subtle.
>>72641 >ohgodwhat.jpg I agree wholeheartedly.
I'm.. tired.. I'm gonna go to the mineral springs now after being dried off...
>>72664 So, talk to us. Do you regret choosing the Hydra?
>>72664 I said a goblin was fine, but noooo... can't listen to the voice of reason. We simply must see that Hydra.
>>72664 Yeah, let's hear it. How was it? Would you do it again?
"Tears of the Dragon" indeed
>>72666 Umm, I don't think so, I've never felt like that before. >>72669 I think I would.. I'm not sure.. The hot spring room is large and steamy, there are some people over on the other side.
>>72671 Did you at least get a name?
Bask in the afterglow. Also in water. Swim over and say hello.
>>72671 Dive in and swim to the bottom before coming up for air. Then go see the other tub patrons.
>>72671 Are you suuuuuure you're not sure?
>>72671 Swim for a bit.
I check under the water; it's really shallow on one end and really deep on the other end. bubbles come out of little holes and it's all green and blue under there. I'll go over and see the other people in here. It must be a slow time of day.
overturn rocks in search of secrets / biotech
>>72682 Chat with the women; ask how life in the city is.
You should probably let us make sure that hydra didn't leave any kind of tracking beacon under your tail Flare. I understand it may be hard for you to check yourself, so let us take a quick peek. Also to make sure it's presentable down there considering what you just went through.
>>72746 This, better make sure everythings ok.
E-everything's fine. I feel relaxed. The water is warm and inviting. Across the pool there are some goblins, a kobold, and some kind of creature I've never seen before. They appear to be talking about the caves.
Ask the lhorke why all the kobolds and goblins down here look all gross and stuff.
Better to just ask them directly about the weird skin. But be polite, you want to show off your charm.
>>72829 Ask them about the Mothers.
Go back to the hydra.
I introduce myself and ask the strange creature (her name is Rini) about the people here. "I don't really know, you mean they don't all look like this? Most of the time they're wearing another skin on top of their skin, maybe it has something to do with that. I'm an explorer, not a biologist. I came here from a lot farther down, I'm looking for more of my kind, or maybe even to find out where exactly we are. Well, I know where we are, but not like, where we are you know?"
Give her a firm underwater cunt-punt
Oh god, a stereotypical blond lorke. Ask if she's seen any goddamn blue dragons anywhere or where we might find someone who knows. Explorer's know that shit man.
Lick her eye. Show her the pleasure that the Hydra showed you.
>>72836 Well Flare, you came from outside and should know where the mountain is, so you can give a good indication of the geographic location here.
>>72838 She hasn't seen any dragons, she doesn't even know what we are but she called me 'cute' at some point, tee hee. She doesn't seem familiar with any of the locations and gets a really worried look in her face when I say I'm from "outside." Apparently they have some kind of legend that balls of fire will shoot down and kill them if they ever don't have stone over their heads. I ask abou the Mothers, the kobold is the first to speak up. "The Silent Mothers came here long ago with their guardians. The guardians united our ancestors and gave them the power and knowledge to defend themselves at the cost of their colors. Nobody is colored any more, but we still have the Mothers to make things for us! It's wonderful! The olm men don't come around any more and eat us, and we can take care of those nasty old carp! We eat them now, and feed them to the Mothers. The Mothers love us, and like to walk around town and make sure everything is peaceful! They protect us!"
>>72842 Ask what the Mothers look like, so you'll know to give them the proper respect.
I'm getting a Shadow Over Innsmouth vibe here only the people are kind and polite. Can you imagine Innsmouth with tourist hospitality?
Grope her.
>>72843 I would agree here, something is very odd about these people and the Great Mothers are likely the source.
>>72844 >>72849 Yeah, this sounds like it could get kinda freaky. Best to just be polite and move on when possible, hopefully soon.
"Oh you'll know if you see one of them. The Silent Mothers are the biggest people ever! they're way taller than anyone else. They love us all though!" >>72847 I don't really want to touch them, they look gross.
>>72854 Where did the.. -erh- Hydra come from.
Ask her what the Nymphs are.
The Hydras came from the Guardians, along with the Mothers and everything else we have here. Well, everything now comes from the Mothers. We might see one in here, they like to take baths sometimes.
>Apparently they have some kind of legend that balls of fire will shoot down and kill them if they ever don't have stone over their heads. Explain to her what the sun is, and ask if that's what she means.
>>72858 Ask if what she means by that is that the Mothers will strike them down, should they leave.
inb4 nasty tits
>>72866 >inb4 nasty tits >>72858 >nip slip.jpg
>>72866 >inb4 nasty tits >>72858 >beautiful tits
"No, no, we leave and come back all the time, we have to keep the ant men and olm men and everything away. The nymphs are these little colorful creatures that are kind of creepy. They umm, do things that kobolds would normally do I guess." I hear a loud thud noise!
>>72871 IN DURING Also investigate loud thump!
>>72871 Oh crap the water level's sinking. Investigate where the loud thud noise came from.
Check out the thud!
A huge figure and a cloaked figure enter through the other door!
Greet the huge figure with a magnanimous curtsy.
Pay attention to the other women, check what they do so you don't mess up if it's a Mother.
>>72878 Remember: Polite
Ask the others if there's anything you should do, or avoid doing, in the Mother's presence.
Mother Naxinia greets her children and our guests I hear a voice in my head!
Say hello.
>>72890 When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Watch how the locals react to the Mother and follow their lead.
THINK hello
>>72890 Do NOT, under any circumstances, think she has a weight problem.
The Mother wishes to look at our new guest. Would you come this way, Flare? She lowers herself into the deep end.
>>72901 Go ahead and do so.
Cautiously approach.
>>72901 She looks vaguely draconic.
That means you have huge tits. I mean, sure.
>>72901 Take note of vaguely draconic features. Long-lost ancestor or off-shot subrace?
>>72907 >>72904 Or because they come in all shapes, and this is the closest one to us...
>>72910 In that case, how about a giant taco that craps ice cream?
>>72919 It's right behind you.
The Mother fixes me with a cold, almost predatory glance. She sniffs me a bit (good thing I smell nice) The Mother says you are very pretty, and would like to invite you to dinner in two hours.
>>72941 Uh... You know, with any other quest protagonist, I'd be worried, but you know what? This is great for you, Flare. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
>>72941
>>72941 "What will be served?"
>>72944 YOU'RE NOT JOHN! You're too bald! >>72941 Protest that you're not THAT pretty. You're obviously missing a wing.
She smells nice. I'm kind of sleepy, must be the warm water... The dinner will be most excellent, prepared by the finest chefs you can find anywhere underground I thought I heard a ringing sound. I feel so relaxed, I want to stay here forever.
>>72967 Flare! Don't fall asleep! They're going to EAT YOU. Run! Get out of there!
>>72967 GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT Also politely decline GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>72967 "Sorry, I uh, left my baby in a drawer! GOTTA RUN BYE!"
>>72967 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LOTUS EATER VIBES If you fall asleep or stay there forever, bad things will happen. Fight the feelings!
>>72967 GET OUT! THERE is something VERY WRONG here! Don't let them hypnotize you, focus your anger, focus your hate to clear your mind. You still have vengeance to deal, as nice as it is here this is not your home.
Eat her? Nah. Probably do something that'll fuck up her skin. Also ask who that guy is right there, considering he came in with the mother and hasn't said anything yet.
>>72967 HAUL ASS NOW, ELSE A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH AWAITS.
I get my stuff and quickly go outside. The guard is there. "What part of our city would you like to see, Ms Flare? The Market? The river? The gates?
>>72967 Decline, attempt to leave and clear head in fresh air outside. It is very likely that they are going to do to you what they did to the others. That whole color-taking thing? Remember that? Do you want to have gross transparent skin you can see your own veins through? "Politely" decline. And by politely I mean, of course, say, "No, thank you," and if they insist proceed to RIPANDTEAR!
>>72978 The gates.
>>72978 "The gates. I need some fresh air."
>>72978 The market
>>72978 They just let you walk out? Maybe it was just a proximity thing and they weren't doing it on purpose. Well, check out the market. See if you can find anyone else to talk to; ask if any visitors just disappear mysteriously after being invited to dinner by the Mothers.
>>72979 I wouldn't rip and tear, depends on what they offer along with the glass skin. We could become some kind of Under-General, a mastermind in dark places with an innumerable army supported by the Great Mothers.
"Here are the gates, they were grown by the Guardians by ways unknown and placed here for us. An Attendant can see who is outside, even without seeing. It controls the gates. They will remain closed for the next few hours or so, I believe." I'm starting to feel more alert, now. I'm not sure what was going on, earlier. I'm not so tired feeling.
>>72991 You were hit by a psychic attack. The Silent Mother was trying to control your mind.
>>72991 Oh hey, did you forget to pay the bathhouse?
>>72991 Well, if you can't leave yet you might as well look around. Let's go see the market.
No, Flare. You are the dinner.
>"I'm not so tired feeling." ...Ohshi-it's reached your brain. Quickly, do some math!
>>73003 If Sally got on the Highton Express at 10:30 and Bob got on the Jericho Railroad at 10:45, both wanting to go to Kurain Village, and they wanted to step out of their trains at the exact same time, how long would it take them for both to reach their destination at the same time if they stayed on the train until the event they wanted to happen, well, happens?
>>72991 Well bugger, lets go to the river.
>>72998 Yeah, let's see the market.
There are several stalls and shops selling food, silks and other things. Should I look at anything here?
Let's get that awesome bird toy! The one with swordlegs!
>>73140 Look for another wing, you crippled little freak.
>>73140 Browse around, windowshop. See what there is to offer.
>>73140 Is that the same Attendant following you everywhere?
Toys, totally
Ask if they have a way to give you a second wing.
>>73140 Oh hey there's another Guardian over there. Check it out.
Hmm, I don't really have hands to carry random junk around with, nor do I have any money, really. Toys or jars or silks are kind of not something I can use. I could go for some food, there's a fish booth, a cheese store, and a mushroom booth. I can't tell those attendants apart, I get a weird feeling when I get too close to them though, kind of dizzy. My escort says I have 45 minutes or so to look around. >>73143 You seem to be jealous of my beauty! That makes me feel good!
>>73184 I am just jealous~ Do you want to do what you did with the hydra, but with me~<3 ?
>>73184 To the toy shop!
>>73184 You're going to a dinner in less than an hour. Get something small to tide you over, like a bit of cheese or something. Er... you can eat anything right? Not lactose intolerant?
>>73184 That odd feeling is very likely either your paranoia from them being telepathic conflicting with the calming emotions they're forcing into your head to keep you from freaking the hell out at them being telepaths... Paranoia at them being telepaths making you not want to be near them... Or they're trying to make you complacent to the point that you don't want to leave so they can take your color and maybe eat you.
>>73236 Remember that these Mothers may be some kind of Dragon, they look fairly close. Perhaps they discovered some powerful magic here, in the depths.
>>73239 Take another look at the one we've seen. Humanoid, red skin, horns. Could as well be a demon, as soon as it could be a dragon.
I can't use anything in the toy store, and I don't want to eat a sailboat or anything. >>73200 Oh yeah I love cheese! It's way better than eating rocks or something tasteless. I ask how much one of the cheeses is, and the guard interjects and says that I'm a special guest, and that he will pay for anything I want! I'm so hungry, I accidentally ate the whole thing.
>>73268 Apologize for eating so much and ask if you have any time left.
>>73268 Ask the guard why you're getting special treatment.
>>73268 >I'm so hungry, I accidentally the whole thing Fixed.
Wow, you look silly with that crest up.
Flarey needs to not get fattened up and eaten.
I've got about half an hour left. "Well I've been informed that you're a very special guest, and that if we went to the market I should get you whatever kind of food you wanted, so long as you didn't spoil your appetite for the feast!" >>73273 Yeah well you're dumb, and I can put my crest down!
I guess he doesn't know exactly why, then. Let's check out the river. Hey Flare, wanna talk about the scar yet?
>>73306 Well said!
Ask the guard if you could see his face.
The river is fairly deep and slow moving, there are a few drab statues and fountains around, as well as benches. People are milling around. I've got about fifteen minutes left. He says the river is controlled by floodgates upstream to keep it moving along perfectly all the time and to keep the carp out.
Ask him where it leads.
>>73328 Wait... is that a chocolate river? Taste it.
>>73328 Hrm. Not much here. Better get moving to the dinner so you're not late.
>>73333 Are you MAD? She'll get sucked up in a tube if she goes near it! Also, say no to boat rides through tunnels. They might turn freaky.
"Sure, you can see my face!" He's a youthful goblin, it seems. "I'm not sure where it goes to, there's a large grate downstream to keep the carp bigger than six feet or so from swimming up; they're dangerous you know. It probably just ends up above ground somewhere, most of them do. I've never been outside the city, to be honest. Why would anyone want to really? We have everything we could ever need here!" >>73333 No, it's really clear, the stone around it is brown though.
>>73337 Say "Well, I've got someone waiting for me to come back. But hey, there's lots of neat stuff outside. You should at least give it a try some day."
>>73337 Say hi to Rini. Ask if she's noticed anything unusual while she was here.
Ask if he can point out any nymphs.
Also, Flare: are you thinner than a 6-foot carp? The river could be used as an emergency escape route if you can fit through that grate.
Search for another hydra
>>73337 Tell him it's nice to see his face. Now it's less impersonal that way. Ask for his name.
>>73344 There could be traps in the river. Secondary escape routes must be located. Suggest searching for a source of ice or snow. Ice can be broken and crushed. Something cold will presumably be necessary to get the gates to open, should it come to that.
>>73344 Well I would hope so! Carps are big fat ungainly fish! >>73348 Don't see anything like that, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna climb back up that hole. I'll go say hi to Rini "Hi there, Flare! You bet I saw some weir-" There is a metallic ping as a part flies off of the thing she's playing with in her hand. "Aww balls, not again! You might wanna, like, hold your breath in about five seconds. I better get out of here." She kicks it quickly under a nearby bench. I think the guard noticed it. umm...
>>73352 Dear god, she IS a blonde lohrke.
POOMP!
Uhhh... better follow her advice and vacate the area as well.
>>73357 Hold your breath and get away from the gas. See what the guard does.
"What the hell kind of gas is that?"
Breathe a little fire on it. The resulting explosion will cause a cave-in that will allow you to climb to safety
In the resulting gas cloud, escape! They're gonna eat you!
Also, bring the blonde girl.
I'm holding my breath, where should I run to? Rini jumped in the river, I think I heard a splash
Jump in the river; if you're caught by your guard, at least, you might justify yourself on the pretense that you were going after that tentacle-headed thing.
>>73369 Any direction should do. It's a cavern, there isn't going to be wind blowing it in any direction, just pick a compass point and run until there is no more gas around you.
Okay, get in the river. We should talk to Rini some more anyway.
>>73369 Jump in the river, let Rini ride you like a mechanical bull to freedom.
oh crap I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese.
>>73399 Why? Are ya gonna fart? You know that 'wait one hour after eating before swimming' thing is a myth, right? It looks like Rini is just walking along the bottom. That cheater! She must have an oxygen tank! Check out the fish.
>>73399 There's Rini back there. Let's pick her up and book it.
>>73399 SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE
>>73404 somebody get this freakin duck away from me.
Follow her. Maybe catch that fish if you can.
>>73404 Chocolate carp.
Go inspect that crap in the upper right hand corner of the image. Also, swim down a little and then come back up. Don't want to be late for the feast!
It's a fish. Why would I want a fish? I'm not hungry, that's for sure.
The other crap, look at the other crap.
>>73486 You're so sleek and attractive~
>>73486 WATCH OUT IT'S A CARP CARP ARE THE SCARIEST MOTHERFUCKING FISH IN THE WORLD Follow Rini, Flare. Follow the glowworm to freedom! Or something.
>>73486 Hey Flare, I'll bet swimming is a lot like flying. But I guess you wouldn't know anything about that, would you, freak?
THere's not much here but fish and bubbles, Rini went through that grating.
Follow her.
>>73510 Follow the blond.
In b4 the blond lohrke turns out to be smart, except under the effects of evil psychic powers.
Follow the Lhorke
Shit! Not again!
MMMM dem hips.
Quickly, ooze slime from the pores on your hindquarters!
>>74213 Flare, you need to sit down and have a serious talk with your ass. It keeps getting you into trouble, and that's frankly unacceptable. "Oh, but it's delicious and firm" you say. SO ARE APPLES. You need to convince your ass not follow the path of delinquency; stopgap measures like grease won't help.
>>74213 You need to slim down your shapely rear end so you don't get stuck all the time. I'm not saying you're fat, but... okay, maybe I am saying you're fat.
>>74213 Good lord, fattie! You need to lay of them twinkies, ya dig? To much junk in the trunk. Try to wriggle through. If you're short of air, just go back already.
Total ownage...!
>>74213 Oh god. Are you in danger of drowning? Can you reach the air?
>>74213 This might hurt, but push yourself out as hard as you can.
I cant quite push myself through with my arms! Stop talking about my behind, it's perfect and has feminine curves! I can stick my nose out of the surface and breathe. I'm not in danger of drowning, I just need more leverage somehow.
>>74241 1. Look for Lohrke chick. 2. Have her help pull you through.
Is the water flowing against you?
Angle yourself so your hips and tail occupy corners of the square. A square is wider from corner to corner than side to side by something like half-again. Also, roll onto your back so you can lean up for air easier. Dragons are supposed to be smart, drakeling, and if you expect to live up to that, you have to think both well and on your own. We won't be here to tell you what to do or offer you clear-cut choices forever. Also, yes, I am trying to piss you off so your adrenal response to the anger will make you stronger. Why do you ask?
>>74241 IT IS OK FLARE I THINK YOU HAVE VERY NICE AND FEMININE HIPS. I WOULD BONE YOU THOUGH I AM A HUMAN
Suggestion 09/11/08(Sun)08:48 No. 74298 ID: d3c8d2 File 125769890063.jpg - (77.33KB , 1000x600 , fatass.jpg ) 74298 >>74244 I can't see her, how did she fit through here, her ass is HUGE. >>74248 Yes, it is. >>74290 I'm already in that exact position, I just can't quite push myself through. >>74293 Err, thank you, I think. That's kind of gross though.
She probably has a more flexible skeleton.
Use your wing as an underwater sail. Open it up, and hold on to the end not attached to your shoulder. It's going to hurt like a bitch, but the water appears to be flowing in the right direction for you to get a little extra push.
>>74305 And if the wing rips off you're at least symmetric. Big improvement.
>>74306 It's fashionable asymmetry. She'd be big in Japan.
Hey, that worked really well!
Remain in the water, but stick your head out and examine your surroundings.
It just goes on for as far as I can see, which isn't very far down here. I don't know how these things go...
>>74324 Head after the ditzificer.
The Mothers will be so disappointed.