Go from Tipsy to completely fucking hammered. Get cross faded in this bitch. Leave no mercy. None at all. Get so fucked up that you don't remember anything.

Alternatively draw us a pony I guess

>>708016
Find an antagonist with which you will do battle.

glassbetelgeuse 2016/03/09(Wed)18:21 No. 708025 ID: b142a5
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my alcohol tolerance is too high to get completely hammered on two drinks with about the alcohol content of a beer, but i appreciate the vote of confidence

this is the shittiest pony ive ever drawn in my life and its pretty mad about it so i guess this is the bad guy now

Now give the bad guy a backstory as to why he is bad and what their evil goals in life are.

>>708025
The evil pony sets out for revenge against its creator!

glassbetelgeuse 2016/03/09(Wed)18:47 No. 708033 ID: b142a5
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the ponys name is nimbasa and he's evil because his family got taken away from him by these shitholes that used to run the Girl Scout council in my area and boy that was a lot of drama anyway they're dead now and he's going out to get revenge on anyone who has ever ridden a horse at a scout camp

i used to be the weird horse kid for like a year in elementary school so im basically fucked

Go seek allies to defend against this equine evil!

glassbetelgeuse 2016/03/09(Wed)19:05 No. 708040 ID: b142a5
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i try contacting my bf but he cant get here for like 6 hrs because he lives in missouri. all my other friends are further away than that too. also i don't have like any friends to begin with bc im a loser.

who should i recruit

recruit ME, FRACTAL!!!! i have 4lokos but regrettably none of the new 4LOKO GOLD that was just released

Recruit the shady bum with the top hat that can be located under the old bridge.

glassbetelgeuse 2016/03/09(Wed)20:07 No. 708058 ID: b142a5
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i mention getting harassed by a horse and being out of alcohol on twitter and FRACTAL immediately kicks down my door with 4lokos in hand to join the fight but this pony is powerful so i worry

glassbetelgeuse 2016/03/09(Wed)20:08 No. 708059 ID: b142a5
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in search of top hat wearing homeless people we go to e only bridge in my town which is really just cement over some kind of drain pipe thing

should we explore anyway

Try luring out the hobo with boozes.
If that doesn't work travel down the pipe.

>>708061
BOOZE IS SCARCE we can't waste any of it on luring hobos. we gotta charge in guns blazing. we gotta just go for it

glassbetelgeuse 2016/03/09(Wed)20:40 No. 708070 ID: b142a5
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FRACTAL and i run into the pipe guns ablaze which here means drunkenly screaming at the top of our lungs

glassbetelgeuse 2016/03/09(Wed)20:41 No. 708071 ID: b142a5
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theres no hobo here but there is a dapper mudcrab we could recruit. mudcrabs are fierce

no. we should eat it. crabs are delicious

i think i gave the mudcrab too many legs but w/e

That mudcrab must have murdered the hobo, it has be destroyed.
Justice must be served!

>>708074
No its not enough. More legs. All the legs.

glassbetelgeuse 2016/03/09(Wed)20:57 No. 708079 ID: b142a5
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the mudcrab may be fierce but FRACTAL is right crabs are delicious. we immediately revenge-kill the crab and eat it with our bare hands because this is a quest and anything is possible including eating crab without those little shell cracker things

anyway first question: who gets the top hat and who gets the monocle

second question: should we just take on nimbasa now or wait for other people to show up

Go kick that horse in the face and stuff.

the top hat and the monocle will only hinder us in our battle against nimbasa. we must leave them

save them to give to nimbasa as SURPRISE GIFTS.

glassbetelgeuse 2016/03/09(Wed)22:39 No. 708094 ID: b142a5
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so i got distracted by obtaining my favorite ice cream (ben and jerrys americone Dream) and finishing some things for my mom

let's get this fight over with

i jump onto nimbasas back and try to wrangle him while FRACTAL kicks him in the teeth and then he decides its not worth the effort and rides away

we go home and get drunk idk i think this wraps things up pretty well good work guys

appendix: we give nimbasa the top hat and monocle before leaving for being a good sport the end

Best tipsy quest/10.