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697312 No. 697312 ID: 15a025

It's another beautiful day in New Pepsi City. So far it's been pretty peaceful today. What shall Pepsi Man do while he waits for some crime to happen so he can stop it?
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No. 702083 ID: 5812ad

>>702080
I understand your confusion, my good fellow, but you are thinking of the dastardly Barq's and the vile fiend The Barqaneer, champions of Coca Cola!
It was in 1986 that PepsiCo took the misguided Mug Man under their banner of softs drinks equality and the great global quench. Since then they have been a proud champion of justice, despite their past.
If you still do not believe me, simply utilize the world wide web to access PepsiCo's public database (PepsiCo need not withhold any secrets from their people!) to see for yourself.
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No. 702097 ID: 1cebc8

Crush his Dorito inventory into fine dust, combine Dorito powder with ranch dip, and serve with Ruffles.

Feed to skeletons.
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No. 702099 ID: 5812ad

>>701918
Perhaps he deserves mercy, in memory of the mission we once shared. But we cannot allow him to escape and warn MTN Dew-Man! Quickly, incapacitate him inside a bag containing a disproportionate amount of air in relation to the amount of Doritos, in order to prevent him from breaching the sides!
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No. 702151 ID: eea95f

>>702075
Well if we're ever going to call for back up it would be The Pepsi Product Placement (Triple P) Avengers
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No. 702164 ID: 15a025
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702164

>Perhaps he deserves mercy, in memory of the mission we once shared. But we cannot allow him to escape and warn MTN Dew-Man! Quickly, incapacitate him inside a bag containing a disproportionate amount of air in relation to the amount of Doritos, in order to prevent him from breaching the sides!
Pepsi-Man loves the idea of showing mercy to his enemies. He fondly remembers the good old days when he and a few of the other mascots banded together to crush that evil Coca Cola Company, but unfortunately many have started to give in to the Coca Cola Company's powers and betrayed Pepsi-Man. For now Pepsi-Man shall simply arrest Doritos-boy and question him later. He uses his Pepsi powers to make some frozen Pepsi handcuffs to immobilize the young ex-super hero.

"Yikes! That's ca ca cold!"
Pepsi-Man orders his skeletons to take out Doritos-boy's skeletons. This task is quickly accomplished.

"No! My skeleton army you've failed me!"
Hmm... Pepsi-Man just thought of a genius punishment for this delinquent super hero. Maybe he should make Doritos-boy drink all the fake Pepsi! Should he do it?
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No. 702196 ID: 2ccbb3

>>702164
Be warned: if that fake Pepsi was made by who I think it was made by, then this stuff is more poisonous than URANIUM.

Just arrest the fellow. He doesn't deserve EggCoke with the eggshells still in.

And this stuff might be even NASTIER.
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No. 702321 ID: 3641d4

Make that commie drink up.
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No. 702361 ID: f6595e

I dunno, though, what if it just deepens his corruption?
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No. 702444 ID: 15a025
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702444

>Just arrest the fellow. He doesn't deserve EggCoke with the eggshells still in.
>I dunno, though, what if it just deepens his corruption?

Gasp! What was Pepsi-Man thinking. He won't make the poor lad drink the foul stuff in the long wrong. Pepsi-Man will need to question him though. Only problem is, he needs to stop some more vintage ice cream trucks from sending this stuff out as well. If only he could be in two places at once... or can he? Quick! What flavor of Pepsi-Man summon to help him be in two places at once?
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No. 702499 ID: 6e773d

This looks like a job for Cherry Pepsi, one of the few variants capable of retaining that same great taste while still managing to be different.
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No. 702502 ID: 2ccbb3

Pepsi NEX!
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No. 702506 ID: 5812ad

>>702499
Agreed, Cherry Pepsi will do nicely.
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No. 702642 ID: 3641d4

Cherry Pepsiman to the day.
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No. 702713 ID: 15a025
File 145575196490.png - (245.65KB , 300x700 , Pepsi_Sugar_Cherry_20_thumb.png )
702713

>Cherry Pepsi powers!
Pepsi-Man works his Pepsi magic and summons up a Cherry Pepsi-Man and orders him to stop the remaining vintage ice cream trucks from delivering the fake Pepsi all over town. He nods and dashes off. Then Pepsi-Man picks up Doritos boy and his surf board and surfs off to the N.P.C. police department and start investigating.

"I ain't talking ya flat soda jerk."
This is going to be one tough interrogation. Pepsi-Man pulls out his first Pepsi of the session here and wonders what to even ask Doritos-boy?
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No. 702774 ID: 7b65b9

Of course the first thing to ask him is if he'd like a Pepsi.
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No. 702833 ID: 2ccbb3

Ask if he'd like to see his stash burnt

And by stash I mean the entire Doritos Banned Superbowl Ads collection.
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No. 702966 ID: 742a1e

>>702713
Claim you're with the Illuminati and only want to confirm some rumors you've heard around town. If that doesn't work, point out that the top half of a pepsi bottle is vaguely triangle shaped.
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No. 703007 ID: 3641d4

Ask if he's with the Illuminati and if you can join up.
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No. 703137 ID: 15a025
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703137

>Of course the first thing to ask him is if he'd like a Pepsi.
Yes, Pepsi-Man asks Doritos-Boy if he'd like a Pepsi.
"Yuck, no thanks. I'd rather have a coke or some mountain dew."
Sounds like they've got the poor sap brain washed into liking their nasty product!

>Ask if he'd like to see his stash burnt and by stash I mean the entire Doritos Banned Superbowl Ads collection.
"You wouldn't dare touch those ads. You wouldn't dare!"
Seems like Pepsi-Man has the upper hand on this interrogation now. What should he ask next?
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No. 703266 ID: 71aff6

>>703137
Is the Coca-Cola Corps making you do this?
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No. 705144 ID: 15a025
File 145635571157.jpg - (30.87KB , 292x306 , kool1.jpg )
705144

>Is the Coca-Cola Corps making you do this?
Pepsi-Man asks Doritos boy if the Coca-Cola corp. put him up to this.
"Uh, duh. We've been secretly working with them for years now. God you're dense Pepsi-Man. Taking N.P.C. is only just the first part of our grand scheme. A mere stepping stone in our quest for-whops, almost let the cat out of the bag there."

Pepsi-Man prepares to ask another question when all of a sudden someone bursts through the wall.
"OH YEAH!!!"
It's Kool-Aid Man! Surely he's here to help Pepsi-..no he just grabbed Doritos boy and started to run off. Now what is Pepsi-Man going to do?
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No. 705331 ID: 3641d4

Go on a roid rage
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No. 705409 ID: c45b7e

>>705144
Kool-aid man made one fatal flaw. Being born.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOO1cMTkSg

GET IN YOUR PEPSI MOBILE AND RACE THROUGH THE BAD SECTION OF N.P.C. following in his path of destruction as he crashes through walls and buildings. Your only venue of action is to dive into his exposed fluid and do a pepsi transfer.

Kool-aid man, must become...another pepsi man.
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No. 705411 ID: f6595e

>>705331
Perhaps a caffeinated rampage would be more appropriate. And by rampage, I mean a well aimed don't-just-stand-there-run-after-them.
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No. 705414 ID: 7b65b9

I think the actual best course of action is to sugar rush after him.
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No. 705475 ID: 3663d3

his power to bust through walls comes from his mass not his speed. chase him!
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No. 705526 ID: 2ccbb3

Grab a gun and just bleed Kool-Aid Man out. Actually, grab a grenade launcher that fires vibration-treated Pepsi cans!

Shatter him.
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No. 707249 ID: 8658b3

You should drink the kool-aid
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No. 708415 ID: 15a025
File 145776439887.jpg - (53.03KB , 600x409 , Pepsi Mobile.jpg )
708415

>his power to bust through walls comes from his mass not his speed. chase him!
>I think the actual best course of action is to sugar rush after him.
But how will Pepsi-Man chase the Kool-Aid Man?

>GET IN YOUR PEPSI MOBILE AND RACE THROUGH THE BAD SECTION OF N.P.C. following in his path of destruction as he crashes through walls and buildings.
Pepsi-Man hops into the sacred Pepsi Mobile and chases down that rampaging, rotten red, wall wreaker.
That monster is breaking the fragile walls of the poor run down Pepsi Orphanages and putting them to sleep with his evil communist drink! How can Pepsi-Man save his people from this sugary drink mascot of terror and retrieve Doritos-Boy?
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No. 708434 ID: 2ccbb3

FIRE THE ORPHANS AT HIM! THEIR DISTURBINGLY LOW-BARITONE PEPSI-VOICES WILL SHATTER HIS SKULL!!!
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No. 708458 ID: 0461fb

>Pepsi-Cola car
Guys I don't think this is the real Pepsi-Man or he's in a rigged car.
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No. 708565 ID: 02422f

>making orphans drink the kool aid
What kind of monster is he.

>what do
Pepsi firehose. We'll flush and rinse him with Pepsi until we've washed and diluted that foul fluid filling his bowl away too nothing.

...that does mean there will be a lot of Pepsi runoff into the sewer, but really, that will only improve the sewers.
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No. 709130 ID: c47b0c

Shatter him with a hammer, duh.
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No. 709268 ID: 15a025
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709268

>Guys I don't think this is the real Pepsi-Man or he's in a rigged car.
Oh no! The Pepsi mobile is rigged with a bomb and it's going to go kaboom if the fake Pepsi mobile slows down to under 50 mph!

>We'll flush and rinse him with Pepsi until we've washed and diluted that foul fluid filling his bowl away too nothing.
While speeding up thePepsi mobile, Pepsi blasts shots of powerful Pepsi into the kool aid man. It'll take him awhile to rinse him out of...hey wait a second! This stuff isn't kool-aid, it's...red Coca Cola!
What shall Pepsi-Man do now with this sudden turn of events?
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No. 709276 ID: c180f3

the clear solution is to drink another pepsi to flush out this foul liquid
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No. 709302 ID: 6e773d

I'd recommend taking cover. Who knows what could happen if Pepsi and Coke mix? The results could be catastrophic!
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No. 713226 ID: 7b65b9

You should shoot out slick Pepsi onto the road so that he falls over. I doubt he can push himself back onto his feet with arms that short.
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No. 717112 ID: 15a025
File 146085884832.png - (189.55KB , 350x395 , Spot.png )
717112

>You should shoot out slick Pepsi onto the road so that he falls over. I doubt he can push himself back onto his feet with arms that short.
Good thinking! Pepsi-Man shoots out some slippery and slick Pepsi and laughs as the fake Kool-Aid Man falls and shatters into a hunderads of tiny pieces of glass, dropping Doritos-Boy, and slicing up the fake Pepsi-Mobile's tires! Pepsi-Man quickly hops out of the car and catches the heinous mascot.
"Ha! You can't hold me Pepsi-Man! Not without getting burnt by the magical power of my spicy Doritos flavored powers that is!"
No! He's spicy flavoring...it burns Pepsi-Man badly and he drops the sinister snack mascot onto the ground. Suddenly the sky gets rather dark! There's a giant flying polar bear ship soaring the skies, and it's sucking up Doritos-Boy!
"Till we meet again, Pepsi....Pepsi...something some insulting pun-man!"
Drats! He got away...

"Pepsi-Man! I need your help!"
Why it's Spot! The 7-Up mascot, what could he need Pepsi-Man's help with?
"Pepsi-Man! The Coca-Cola Company's taken over my 7-up Beach and Casino Resort island! Not only that, but they've got all the vacationers locked up in the basement with nothing to drink but Coca-Cola! You've got to help me save them! If you do, I'll join up with you in an alliance to stop the Coca-Cola Company. What do you say?"
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No. 717274 ID: 120e1d

I knew the real Kool-aid Man would never abandon his morals of healthy fruit flavored kids drink.
Wait if that was a fake Kool-aid Man then where is the real one!?
OH NO he's been captured hasn't he? He's probably being subjected to horrible CoCola torture as we speak.
Darn it, we can't handle all of this on our own. Are Powerade and Gatorade still fighting?
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No. 717594 ID: 3641d4

We gotta help cool spot! I mean, how could we not help him out? He's just too cool to turn down!
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No. 717675 ID: 7b65b9

The enemy of your enemy is your friend, so of course you have to help him.
Also once that's all over you two should should go somewhere to celebrate and mix your flavors
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No. 717765 ID: 1cebc8

It's a trap!

Punch the red button until he explodes!
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No. 718494 ID: 15a025
File 146137404931.jpg - (12.63KB , 200x257 , pepsi-phone.jpg )
718494

I knew the real Kool-aid Man would never abandon his morals of healthy fruit flavored kids drink.
Wait if that was a fake Kool-aid Man then where is the real one!?
Pepsi-Man feels like the Kool-Aid Man might also be in danger! Suddenly, he gets a phone call from Cherry Pepsi-Man!
"Pepsi-Man! I've finally stopped all the ice cream trucks and return them to the mayor! What would you like me to do next?"
Pepsi-Man tells Cherry Pepsi-Man that the Kool-Aid Man has gone missing and needs to be saved! He asks if Cherry-Pepsi Man would go on the lookout for him, but to watch out for evil clones as well!
"You've got it man!"

>The enemy of your enemy is your friend, so of course you have to help him.
>We gotta help cool spot! I mean, how could we not help him out? He's just too cool to turn down!
Pepsi-Man agrees to help Cool-Spot and rescue his little resort island.
*Cool-Spot Joins the Party!*
Cool-Spot isn't all the strong anymore. His only real power is shooting out highly carbonated bubbles of 7-up. Pepsi-Man is sure that Cool-Spot could re-gain some of his other powers if he starts drinking a lot of 7-up again.

>Assignment Complete: Save the Mayor's Vintage Ice Cream Trucks!
> New Assignment: Kick the Coca-Cola Company out of Cool-Spot's island resort!
>New Side-Task: Find the real Kool-Aid Man!
>New Side-Task: Find tons of 7-up for Cool-Spot to drink
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No. 718495 ID: 15a025
File 146137407810.png - (106.65KB , 317x202 , Casino.png )
718495

>Later at the 7-up Beach and Casino Resort island.
"Those monsters! Look at what they did to my sign! Hey Pepsi-Man, how are we going to get in un-noticed? They've posted two bouncers up at the entrance plus some people trying to get in!"

Quick! Pepsi-Man must think of a way to get in un-detected!
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No. 718524 ID: 1cebc8

Set up a drive-thru movie theater! Coca-Cola polar bears are required by contract to do an advertisement before every Coca-Cola sponsored movie!
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No. 719005 ID: 018678

You drive towards the entrance in armored truck clad in the finest of Pepsi Co's armor and with heavy Pepsi weaponry. You burst through the back door of truck and mow down the bouncers. Pepsi man then procedes into the building
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No. 719013 ID: cd90cb

Put on a giant polar bear suit and go in threw the back door.
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No. 720997 ID: 15a025
File 146240726250.jpg - (86.05KB , 747x1024 , the horror.jpg )
720997

>Put on a giant polar bear suit and go in threw the back door.
>Set up a drive-thru movie theater! Coca-Cola polar bears are required by contract to do an advertisement before every Coca-Cola sponsored movie!
Hmm... this might take a bit for Pepsi-Man to accomplish. Good thing he has Cool Spot around to help him build the drive-thru movies theater or else it might never get done!
Pepsi-Man and Cool Spot manage to sneak off and get some pretty top notch Polar-Bear costumes and then build a drive in movie theater right by the Casino. Once completed they rush off to the bouncers and inform them that they need to go do some emergency pre-Coca Cola movie advertising pronto!
"Wew! Thanks for letting us know, We weren't even aware about that new drive in. Think you could cover our shifts for us while we go do this?"
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No. 721179 ID: a075ba

>>720997
>Think you could cover our shifts for us while we go do this?
Yeah, sure, no problem. We got your back.
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No. 721253 ID: 39c8c2

Tell them they gotta pay up to keep things hush hush.
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No. 721623 ID: 15a025
File 146265167248.jpg - (47.00KB , 455x400 , Hey.jpg )
721623

>Tell them they gotta pay up to keep things hush hush.
Pepsi-Man informs them he needs some cash to keep their mess up a secret from the higher ups
"Ah what a jip! Whatever, here's some tokens for playing the slots.
*Pepsi-Man receives 50 COCA-COLA SLOT MACHINE TOKENS.*
"Thanks again new guy!"

Once the coast is clear, Pepsi-Man and Cool-Spot head inside where they're met by a strong looking Polar Bear.
"You the new guys? Don't look all that great to me. Whatever. There's some ruckuss going on over by the slots. Some cheetah guy is cheating at the slots. Think you can take care of him?"
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No. 721914 ID: a075ba

>>721623
Suuuuuure.
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No. 721985 ID: 39c8c2

Sir yes sir!
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No. 722308 ID: 8c00b3

> Familiar Cheetah
... Shave his beard.

SLOTS!!!

Use the tokens to bribe tourists to make a distraction. Also offer them Pepsi in Coca-Cola labeled glasses.
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No. 722476 ID: 15a025
File 146292767643.jpg - (76.15KB , 851x1185 , Coca glass.jpg )
722476

>... Shave his beard.
Pepsi-Man and Cool-Spot currently lack the tools to shave other people's beards.

>Sir yes sir!
Pepsi-Man tells the polar bear he'd be more than glad to take care of this cheating monster! How dare someone try to cheat their way to fame and fortune. Even if it's from Pepsi-Man's enemies, Pepsi-Man does not tolerate heinous crimes like cheating at the slots!

>Use the tokens to bribe tourists to make a distraction. Also offer them Pepsi in Coca-Cola labeled glasses.
But what would Pepsi-Man have them make a distraction from? Pepsi-Man asks the guard polar bear for some Coca-Cola Brand Drinking Glasses so he can also serve some drinks on his way.
"Sure, one second.
The polar bear leaves and comes back with a platter of glasses.

"Now go show that cheater who's the boss.
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No. 722477 ID: 15a025
File 146292769822.jpg - (14.93KB , 177x279 , chesta.jpg )
722477

Pepsi-Man and Cool-Spot aproach the slot machines and hand out a few tasty Pepsis on the way. Upon arriving by the slots they see a familiar wild food mascot ramming tokens into a slot machine.

Ah rad! Think you could hand me another one of those wild drinks attendant dude! All this winning here is making me work up a thirst!
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No. 722506 ID: 8c00b3

Your company sponsors Cheetos, so you can eat those. Trade Pepsi for Cheetos and some tokens.

"Enough with the penny arcades. Cash out and prepare for the heist of the century!"
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No. 722543 ID: 39c8c2

Tell him thins are about to get...dangerously cheesy.
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No. 723401 ID: 0461fb

Punish this cheater. Even though he's harming our enemies he's also harming our pepsi casino economy.
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No. 723767 ID: 15a025
File 146342946569.jpg - (21.67KB , 170x200 , Closet.jpg )
723767

>Your company sponsors Cheetos, so you can eat those. Trade Pepsi for Cheetos and some tokens.
Pepsi-Man hands Chester a glass of Pepsi in a Coke glass
"Thanks dude! Here man, have some cheetos on the house.

> "Enough with the penny arcades. Cash out and prepare for the heist of the century!"
Pepsi-Man ask Chester to step aside for a moment to talk about some serious business
"Hey man if this is about my mad slot skills then tell your boss he's just jelly I'm kicking tail at these things."

Pepsi-Man assures him it isn't. The three proceed into a janitors closet where Pepsi-Man takes the disguise off.

"Whoa check it out dude! It's Pepsi-Man! What are you doing behind enemy lines?
Pepsi-Man could ask the same to him but will pass on that for now. He asks Chester if he'd like in on this heist of theirs.

"Sounds cool dude! How do you plan on blowing this pop stand?
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No. 724196 ID: e95cec

>>723767
...with PEPSI and mentos bombs, perhaps? Wait, what were we trying to do, again? ...Oh, we're kicking Coke out of this casino they stole. Umm...perhaps we need to find the head of command, here, and subvert/threaten/jail them out of here. Uh...take Chester to the brig? Maybe opportunities for shenanigans will arise on the way.
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No. 725012 ID: 454f46

With pepsi cheetos
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No. 726264 ID: 15a025
File 146432868255.jpg - (114.54KB , 600x600 , pepsi-cheetos.jpg )
726264

>Uh...take Chester to the brig? Maybe opportunities for shenanigans will arise on the way.
Pepsi-Man, Cool-Spot, and Chester make plans to pull some shenanigans in the brig. Assuming there is one.
*Chester Cheetah joins the Pepsi-Party!

Chester Cheetah is a long time master in the art of being a cool dude. His powers surpass Cool-Spot's, but Cool Spot's still cooler than him. Chester's powers allow him to manipulate Cheetos in a way like Pepsi-Man can manipulate Pepsi. Pepsi-Man and Chester can also use the ancient drink and snack combo fusion power attack blast of chaos. Their special fusion combo power creates the ultimate and most perfect snack known to Pepsi kind, the Pepsi-Cheetos. With great taste also comes great power, and with great power, comes stupid limitations. The Pepsi-Cheetos take up a crazy amount of both Chester and Pepsi-Man's power, they can only be made and used once a day.
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No. 726265 ID: 15a025
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726265

Pepsi-Man and co are now in the basement jail place below the casino where a lazy guard lies in a chair snoring away. Shall Pepsi-Man have some fun with the guard, or continue on exploring the basement?
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No. 726269 ID: d56638

Shave/dye him to look like a panda?
Wake him up yelling "There's an emergency, you're needed at [insert random stupid place here]!"
Replace his drink/coffee in the coffee machine with Pepsi Kona.
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No. 726272 ID: 094652

Suffocate and drown the bear until he is brainwashed by the flavor overload!
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No. 726276 ID: 2f5847

rolled 13 = 13

Roll to seduce the bear
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No. 726519 ID: 0461fb

Shave him.
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No. 726847 ID: 15a025
File 146464681402.jpg - (47.22KB , 250x401 , kona.jpg )
726847

>Roll to seduce the bear
Unfortunately, Pepsi-Man and co. don't have enough friendship points with the guard to attempt seduction.

>Replace his drink/coffee in the coffee machine with Pepsi Kona.
Genius idea! Pepsi-Man focuses his powers and conjures up the a can of Pepsi-Kona. It's been ages since he's made one of these. Pepsi-Man sneaks the guard's coffee drink away and pours the can into the mug.

>Wake him up yelling "There's an emergency, you're needed at [insert random stupid place here]!"
Pepsi-Man yells at the guard to get up! He informs the guard he's needed at the gift shop to stop some Seven up loving monster from breaking all the wonderful Coca-Cola themed merchandise.
"That monster! Here, have a seat and watch the cells for me. I'll go put an end to that fools freedom."
The guard runs off with his coffee mug of Pepsi Kona and drops some keys on the way out. Cool-Spot picks them up.
Pepsi-Man and friends delve deeper into the basement floor of the building and discover a massive hall of jail cells.

"Hey who's there? Hey let us out man! It's cold down here!"
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No. 730849 ID: 15a025
File 146638204779.jpg - (251.28KB , 600x776 , coke demon.jpg )
730849

Pepsi-Man and co rush in to see every single jail cell is filled with cool spots!
"You gotta let us out man! We're losing our cool down here and can't take it anymore!"
Pepsi-Man quickly grabs the set of keys from Cool-Spot and inserts them into the cell door. Before he can turn it and open the cell, a cold bone chilling voice comes from somewhere in the room.

"I hope you weren't planning on letting all those little red weirdos out, where you?"

Pepsi-Man turns around and sees one of the most horrifying and monstrous things he's ever seen in his entire life. How can he fight such a powerful and menacing looking creature!
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No. 730948 ID: 9f3729

>>730849
punch it in the soda dick
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No. 730954 ID: defceb

Pour out it's contents into the toxic waste disposal, where it belongs.
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No. 730989 ID: be9352

Just chug him down man.
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No. 731336 ID: a075ba

>>730849
Toss a mentos into the maw.
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No. 733760 ID: 15a025
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733760

>punch it in the soda dick
Pepsi-Man goes in for the legendary Pepsi Nut Punch! Unfortunetly, the giant Coca-Cola can monster counters by biting Pepsi-Man's arm! Pepsi-Man manages to break free from the powerful Coca-Cola can's jaw, but hurts his arm in the process
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>Pour out its contents into the toxic waste disposal, where it belongs
Unfortunately for Pepsi-Man, the nearest toxic waste disposal is a long ways away. Pepsi-Man will have to crush this monstrous can of toxic soda first.

>Toss a mentos into the maw.
Pepsi-Man digs into his pockets to discover a brand new thing of mentos hiding in there. Pepsi-Man quickly tosses the entire into the monster's mouth.
"Mmmm tasty! Thanks for-"
The sinister Coca-Cola monster explodes into a foamy mess!

Suddenly a shadow figure lurks out from the corner...
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No. 733761 ID: 15a025
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733761

"Not bad Pepsi-Man. I see you and your little friends sure made a mess in here."
Cool-Spot leaps in front of Pepsi-Man as the mysterious figure shoots out a stream of soda.
"Give it up! Your no match for the three of us!"
"Are you sure about that Cool-Spot? Do you even remember who I am?"
"No...this can't be possible!"
"Oh but it is Spot! Remember you good old pal Fresh up Freddie?!"
"Why are you here?"
"That jolly old polar bear gave me an offer I couldn't refuse! Take over this island casino and sell Coca-Cola products and get unlimited soda powers in return? Who'd pass that one up? Now, let's settle the score after all these years Spot! Just me versus you!"
"The just powers of cool and awesomeness will always prevail Freddie! Give me your best shot!"
"Oh ho ho no! I'm much more classy than you Spot! You can have the first swing!"

Pepsi-Man and Chesta Cheetah have temporarily left party! Cool-Spot is now the leader!

How shall Cool-Spot hand Freddie a righteous serving of bubbly pain?
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No. 733853 ID: a075ba

>>733761
Summon the ghost of Colonel Sanders to cook that chicken.
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No. 733922 ID: 3181a5

Use promotional partner powers: KFC
Get a free Pepsi or 7-up with any purchase of a KFC family meal!!
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No. 733947 ID: b2d501

Summon Shiny Bottlecap Collection

Fire the shinies at his beak and let the traitor bleed from his greed
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No. 733962 ID: c45b7e

>>733761
We must use the dark arts to defeat our own blackened past. Utter these words and summon fourth the dandy suited chicken eaten demon.
PepsiCo Fast foods begat Tricon; Tricon ate the flesh of yorkshire and declared it Yum! COLONEL OF THE CHICKENS HELL, DRESSED IN THE AUSTERE WHITE OF ENDLESS SLAVERING HUNGER, AN SHAPELESS FACE! A KNOWN FORM! I SUMMON YOU!

and make no mistake, despite his cordial nature, he is a monster, make no deals with him beyond the exchange of chicken flesh then leave him be.
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No. 736347 ID: 15a025
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736347

>Use promotional partner powers: KFC Get a free Pepsi or 7-up with any purchase of a KFC family meal!!
Cool-Spot whips out his magical KFC promotion coupon and uses it. The ghost of Colonel Sanders appears and hands Cool Spot some Chicken which he shares with Pepsi-Man and that Cheetos dude. He saves the 7-up for himself and chugs it down!

Cool-Spot has regained a small portion of his gnarly soda powers back! Cool-Spot can now conjure up a 7-up soda powered bubble shield!
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No. 736348 ID: 15a025
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736348

"You little cheat! Alright let's see how you like my dirty little tricks!"
Fresh-up Freddie summons the 7-up car and runs over Cool-Spot with it!
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No. 736349 ID: 15a025
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736349

>Summon Shiny Bottle-cap Collection. Fire the shinies at his beak and let the traitor bleed from his greed
Cool-Spot conjures up an old collection of bottle cap and uses his 7-up bubbles to fling them at Freddie for extra damage!
"I thought you were an honorable fighter Cool-Spot! Resorting to these cheap weapons is very far from being cool!"
Fresh-Up Freddie is stunned from the bottle cap assault! Cool-Spot gets an extra turn!
"You little cheat! This ain't fair!"

What will Cool-Spot do for his extra turn?
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No. 736360 ID: b2d501

Electric 7Up + Telephone Pole = Dead Rising 3 Electric Staff DO IT DO IT DO IT FRY THE @#$%ER AND BRING SANDERS BACK TO PREPARE HIS FLESH DO IT
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No. 736574 ID: 2e2d71

I thought Colenol Sanders was gonna fry up Freddy for the KFC. What kind of vengeful ghost just provides buffs without horribly maiming or killing anyone?

>"You little cheat! This ain't fair!"
What, it's not fair that you attacked me when my powers were low, and I had the audacity to fight back?

Suck it up, chicken.

>What will Cool-Spot do for his extra turn?
Rummage through Freddie's pockets while he can't move, steal back the keys for the 7-up car, and anything else he happens to have.
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No. 736709 ID: c45b7e

>>736574
Look pepsiman in the eyes while the chicken is stunned.
"Remember me." two will fall in this moment, but your sacrifice will forever echo in the hearts and minds of all pepsidom and parent company brands.

http://www.chef-in-training.com/2012/06/easy-7-up-marinade/
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No. 740022 ID: 15a025
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740022

>Electric 7Up + Telephone Pole = Dead Rising 3 Electric Staff DO IT DO IT DO IT FRY THE @#$%ER AND BRING SANDERS BACK TO PREPARE HIS FLESH DO IT
Unfortunately, Cool-Spot doesn't have a telephone poll or a can of Electric 7up. Cool-Spot is also out of KFC summoning items.

>Rummage through Freddie's pockets while he can't move, steal back the keys for the 7-up car, and anything else he happens to have.
Cool-Spot steals back the keys to the 7-up car, as well as the fifty bucks in Freddie's wallet....and the wallet itself as well.
"HEY! Stealing is not cool man! Thankfully you didn't find this!"

Freddie whips out a coca cola gun!
"Any last words, soda jerk?"
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No. 740035 ID: 650554

Can Pepsi Man come back and summon a Pepsi gatling gun?
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No. 740894 ID: 24100f

>>740022
He's... threatening you with a glass gun. A gun made of glass.

Just hit it with anything and watch it blow up in his face.
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No. 748421 ID: 15a025
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748421

>He's... threatening you with a glass gun. A gun made of glass.
>Just hit it with anything and watch it blow up in his face.
"Yeah, equipping items takes your turn up."
"So what? I'll just blast you next turn then. Unless you honestly think you can kill me right here and now?"

Cool-Spot breaks the gun by throwing a rock off the ground at it

"Oh lord it burns! It burns! This isn't Coca Cola at all! It's ACID!"
Suddenly the ghost of Colonel Sanders returns to the battle field. His ghostly hands clutch onto Fresh up Freddie. Sanders starts dragging Freddie into a ghostly portal.
"No! I had deal with that polar bear! You can't take me back there! I don't wanna- nooooooo!
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No. 748422 ID: 15a025
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Colonel Sanders and Fresh up Freddie have left the battle field, thus making Cool-Spot the winner by forfeit. As a reward for his victory, Cool-Spot get's a 7-up powered pistol with never ending ammunition.

Cool-Spot re-joins Pepsi-Man's team and Pepsi-Man becomes the leader again.
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No. 748424 ID: 15a025
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748424

Pepsi-Man congratulates Cool-Spot on his victory against another deluded Coca Cola fool. Togeather they all work on freeing the other detained Cool-Spots from their cells. Upon opening the cells, an alarm goes off and a blaring red light turns on. Quick! What should Pepsi-Man do?
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No. 748453 ID: 3abd97

>>748424
Short the alarm out with soda!
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No. 755060 ID: bb48f3

Use your Pepsi powers to teleport everyone out of here, duh.
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No. 766589 ID: 7b65b9

shoot the alarm and quickly lead everyone out of the building.
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No. 766625 ID: 094652

Feed the hostages some soda, shoot the lights, and fire blindly into the dark until you reach the exit!
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No. 769110 ID: 15a025
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769110

>Use your Pepsi powers to teleport everyone out of here, duh.
Pepsi-Man starts conjuring up a giant wave of Pepsi to teleport everyone back to Pepsi Co HQ. Within moments, the room floods with a giant wave of Pepsi! It sweeps everyone out of the room and into a Pepsi powered Pepsi Bottle Rocket Ship that carries them back to HQ!
It's been a long day for Pepsi-Man and his allies. Everyone involved is going to need to rest up, especially Pepsi-Man! For after they rest up their next target will be...
Choose where Pepsi-Man will go for the next thread
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No. 769118 ID: 595d54

>>769110
The inside of Pepsi Man's body
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No. 769307 ID: 4f18a7

>>769118
The fiends!! They have some how found a way to infect Pepsi-Mans' body with microscopic assailants!!
Pepsi-Man may have no choice but to venture into the minuscule world of his own body to thwart their attempts at Cola Sabotage.
Join us next time for the epic continuation of PEPSIMAN™ and the CCCCCC Conspiracy©
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No. 769308 ID: 4f18a7
 

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