Find yourself a girlfriend, what else?

Whew, that's a bold statement! Better make sure we're proper horny before we go do anything!

Go get a lemonade, a comfy chair, and read a nice book.

You don't look that horny.

Increase horny levels to maximum.

Autofellatio.

Make out with the tip, as it's the only other thing present.

Do you then see a boyfriend?

Or any sort of a living being aside from yourself?

And now we must also Enhance Knockers before we go looking for a suitable mate. We have that function, right?

Enhance knockers. Make out with the tip box. Flex furiously. Locate people to seduce.

Stomp furiously forwards into the void.

Enter loving relationship with tip box.

RIP tip box. Hold a funeral for it.

Okay, fuck the O's in the floating standard text then. Fuck 'em all at once.

Enhance knockers.

Wander the void

Jerk off.

But like with your pinkies up because this is a classy establishment.

Uh oh, we've already gotten to Horny Level 3! Frankly, that's shockingly high. We should pray for celibacy.

Remove pants and go for a walk~

Call your mother. A nice parental phone talk will drop your horniness level like a rock.

Get dirty with Mother...Earth? Or whichever planet this is.

Fantasize wildly until it's time to figure out what a horniness penalty is. Also, do you have any idea what you actually are capable of?

So are you anywhere in particular or is this one of those white void things

That pinky is very clearly down. Still voting for >>682803 to find out what it does while it's hopefully not as much of a detriment.

Go take a nap.

Clearly you need to go out someplace like a bar or the orchard.

your boss seems upset. pray that the customers are into this.

It also made you lose your sight? That's weird. Anyway, you'll need to make up for scaring the customers. Shirt off, grab another waitress, and start groping/making out.

Welp, you're already screwed. Strip down and start flailing like an idiot. Your defense in court will be momentary insanity.

>>682836
Quick, get everyone drunk so no one remembers.

>>682836
marvel at how tiny your dinkie is

Make a joke about Mondays to relieve the tension.
I think your manager wants to talk to you.

Apples 2015/11/09(Mon)19:33 No. 682855 ID: 3e2cae
File 144712639888.png - (158.43KB , 500x500 , hf12.png )

>>682843
>>682846
>>682852
You've already gotten naked, so you decide to double down.

If there's another waitress, see how she feels about this. If not, you may have to ride your manager's dick to get out of trouble with him, since he doesn't seem happy about this.

>>682855
Put on a show, begin making out with another waitress.

Clarify that you only mean cumshots, and only from you personally.

Apples 2015/11/09(Mon)20:44 No. 682867 ID: 3e2cae
File 144713069613.png - (59.19KB , 500x500 , hf13.png )

Before you can embarrass yourself further, the manager drags you into his office.

>>682871
Offer to blow him.

"I mean we ARE called Boobsters and I DID show boobs so technically speaking you should give me a promotion."

Sit in his lap and start nibbling on his ear. "My NAME is Horny Futa. You hired me anyway. What were you expecting?"

Wanna fuck?
Sorry man, but I got a mental illness it's called horny diesease, if I don't take care of it I lose track of reality.
I could sue you over firing me for this, actually.

The customers seemed to be enjoying it.

>>682879

I think the scientific name is hypersexomania.

Decide to enroll in competitive futa "fighting" instead.

Challenge his sexist attitude. If hot horny futas can't keep jobs due to their horniness, it would mean futas are excluded from the workforce entirely! When was the last time you saw a non-horny, or even a non-hot, futa gainfully employed? When was the last time you saw a non-hot futa at all?!

It's a conspiracy! Oppression! DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY AND ALSO THE MATRIARCHY.

I know and I'm sorry, but you can't just fire me over my condition. I did mention it in my application for the job and you said it was fine when you hired me.

>>682873
>>682881
Yeah, it's not like Boobsters isn't all about sexually enticing their customers. So what if you took it up a notch? That means you showed initiative, and deserve a raise!

If the man doesn't realize it's a golden business opportunity, quit, and proceed to open a rival restaurant with sexy futa waitresses.

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)12:32 No. 683006 ID: 3e2cae
File 144718753457.png - (60.15KB , 500x500 , hf23.png )

It looks like he might be into it! What do you want to do?

>>683006
German suplex.

Sami: NO DAMMIT SUCK THAT COCK!

You suck that cock like there's no tomorrow. Suck it this instant.

RKO

Better take care of yourself while you're doing that, so you get a decrease.

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)14:10 No. 683041 ID: 3e2cae
File 144719342296.png - (122.28KB , 500x500 , hf24.png )

>>683011
On a sudden impulse, you unleash a fearsome German Suplex!

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)14:10 No. 683042 ID: 3e2cae
File 144719342566.png - (83.80KB , 500x500 , hf25.png )

You've been fired from your job at Boobsters.

Give up and walk home in shame. You've officially failed as a horny futa.

>>683043


Sami: NO! Do not give up! Clearly someone would have enjoyed your free show, wait to see if someone is happy to see you outside!

Put on a fake moustache, re-apply as Hornee Foota. Totally different person.

Okay I knew it gonna end up that way, sooner or later.

As I proposed earlier: Your new goal is to open a rival restaurant chain, with sexy futa waitresses as the main attraction! Those squares at Boobsters didn't appreciate them, let's show them all by driving them out of business!

Btw, is there a hard (heh heh, get it?) limit on our horniness level?

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)14:42 No. 683054 ID: 3e2cae
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>>683043
You consult your Manschlong Wrist Boy smartwatch.
Looks like you have two locations bookmarked for Fast Travel besides Boobsters.
Fast Travel to:
Home
or
Sex Shop?
You can fast travel somewhere else, but it will take time to get there and your horniness level will increase.

Recall what C.O.C.K.S. is.

>>683056
You remember that C.O.C.K.S. stands for
Combat
Optimization
Computerized
Killing
System

How often does a Boobsters waitress need to fight to the death? You know what lets go to the sex shop, but we shouldn't use fast travel. We need to walk around to get new fast travel points.

Check if any of the customers who appreciated the show are done eating and interested in having sex. I mean, what's he going to do, fire you twice?

Go to the Sex Shop by shadiest route possible. If someone tries to rape you on the way, suplex them into submission and rape'em back.

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)17:12 No. 683097 ID: 3e2cae
File 144720433998.png - (158.69KB , 500x500 , hf27.png )

>>683060
>>683063
>>683063
Just as you're about to head out to the sex shop, the Horny Office Drones exit Boobsters!
They're very drunk and look like they're in high spirits.

Strike a pose. Accidentally hit them with your dick and knock them all unconscious/dead. Hide the bodies in a dumpster. Tell no-one.

invite them to your place for some fun.

>>683097
Give them an encore. Pole-dance on the light-pole.

What's in your inventory?

Quick, imagine something terribly unsexy.

jack off on them.

Pull up your panties and hide it in your waistband!
Proposition blue guy for a good time at your place.

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)19:08 No. 683123 ID: 3e2cae
File 144721129928.png - (167.63KB , 500x500 , hf29.png )

>>683101
>>683102
There isn't a light pole nearby, but there's no reason you can't give these three an encore performance anyway.
You grind your rock hard four incher against the blue guy and invite him back to your place for some hawt sex.

>four-incher

Set out on a journey to enhance dong. Become futa-themed fighting animu. Go Super Futa, save the universe, maybe talk about power of friendship? You'll have to start by finding a wise futa sage and learning to master the kamehameha wave technique.

>>683123
Why are you still wearing that uniform if you were fired. Are those clothes even yours anymore?

>needed back at the office
Well I guess we could settle for a quickie in the ally, then.

Absorb Blue's horniness.

There's no reason to limit yourself to just one man, especially if they can't stay long~

Question what kind of job lets their employees take lunch breaks at Boobsters.

Spontaneously realize that you probably shouldn't be wearing a uniform that belongs to a place you were just fired from. It belongs to them, so you should probably leave it here or give it back or something, right?

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)21:05 No. 683150 ID: 3e2cae
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>>683127
>>683142
Boobster's is one of those places that makes employees buy their uniform out of their own salary. Fuck them if they think you're going to give it back.
You do have "street clothes" in the form of a big, pink, fluffy sweater, currently abandoned on the sidewalk.

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)21:05 No. 683151 ID: 3e2cae
File 144721830828.png - (140.60KB , 500x500 , hf31.png )

>>683127
>>683133
Blue agrees to come with you to the alley behind Boobsters. You invite the other two guys along as well and they touch themselves while you and Blue sloppily make out.
Some people might think sex in an alley is gross, but you're used to it. In fact, you hang out back here so much, locals have taken to calling it "Sure Thing Alley."

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)21:05 No. 683152 ID: 3e2cae
File 144721831515.png - (65.67KB , 500x500 , hf32.png )

Aw what the hell is this?

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)21:05 No. 683153 ID: 3e2cae
File 144721831934.gif - (37.50KB , 500x500 , hf33.gif )

"So, Baby, you ever stuck a square peg in a round hole?"

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)21:05 No. 683154 ID: 3e2cae
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You want to punch his stupid face.

"Not without lube."

>>683153
Counter-proposal:

Put round peg in round hole.

Stick the square peg in his round hole. Then reveal your power level and demand to see theirs.

Sami: Freaking do it. All of the above. Do it now. I am so into this. Punching included, but ... TIME it.

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)22:21 No. 683172 ID: 3e2cae
File 144722286396.png - (66.05KB , 500x500 , hf35.png )

>>683155
"That's why I always carry around square condoms!"

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)22:21 No. 683173 ID: 3e2cae
File 144722286883.png - (53.08KB , 500x500 , hf36.png )

>>683159
Oh. Well alright then.

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)22:21 No. 683174 ID: 3e2cae
File 144722287854.png - (109.29KB , 500x500 , hf37.png )

With the extra lubricated condom, sex with a square penis is actually not that bad! You even manage a square orgasm.
7/10, would ride again.

Apples 2015/11/10(Tue)22:21 No. 683175 ID: 3e2cae
File 144722289719.png - (102.60KB , 500x500 , hf38.png )

Woah, looks like the Green guy is really getting into it, and he's packing some serious meat!

"Uh, should I be concerned about your blood pressure?"

I'm scared. Hold me.

Check your inventory on the off chance something in it can help you handle that monster.

That doesn't look healthy. Just kind of gross, really. Does he have some kind of condition?

Poor guy. That anaconda must scare most girls away.

Be tempted to pity pleasure him.

Looks like gamma radiation only enhanced one part of his body

Apples 2015/11/11(Wed)11:44 No. 683276 ID: 3e2cae
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>>683181
You browse your inventory on your Manschlong Wrist-Boy.
Looks like you've got nothing with you but the shirt on your back. And your socks and boots.

Apples 2015/11/11(Wed)11:44 No. 683277 ID: 3e2cae
File 144727109425.png - (77.10KB , 500x500 , hf40.png )

Turning to your C.O.C.K.S. screen, which you now remember actually stands for
Computer
Optimized
Coital
Kink
System
It informs you you only have a 12% chance of successfully taking that monster (your elasticity trait is currently too low). It recommends hot dogging it instead.

>>683277
big risk, big reward. take that monster or die trying

Try it eight times, then. Train that elasticity.

>>683277
No see, this is why you flip him over and stick your peg in his hole.

>>683277
Try a titty fuck instead?
Then you can have the other hot dog you as well.

>>683317
Have him titty fuck you while you stick your dick in his ass.

Apples 2015/11/11(Wed)14:41 No. 683332 ID: 3e2cae
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>>683281
>>683283
Against your better judgement, you decide to invite Green guy into your backdoor. You're doing this!

Apples 2015/11/11(Wed)14:42 No. 683335 ID: 3e2cae
File 144728176202.png - (49.04KB , 500x500 , hf42.png )

"Umm, are you sure you wouldn't like to take some Elastitol first? Most women are scared to even get near this thing..."

>>683337
Deepthroat and swallow the whole bottle, without opening it first.

Yeah, nothing bad can come from downing the whole bottle, besides, you're too busy to stop and carefully take one, right?

oh, those come in pills? chug.

Take the recommended dosage. Don't want to run out before the next session, and drugs are expensive, so also say thank you.

Frugality is a virtue. Only chug half the bottle in one go.

Dont want to run out! >>683360

Apples 2015/11/11(Wed)18:16 No. 683393 ID: 3e2cae
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>>683344
>>683351
>>683358
Yoink!
You down the whole bottle.
You feel really... loose all of a sudden.

Apples 2015/11/11(Wed)18:16 No. 683394 ID: 3e2cae
File 144729461655.png - (35.27KB , 500x500 , hf45.png )

"Aw man, those were really expensive and they're not available any more!"

Apples 2015/11/11(Wed)18:17 No. 683395 ID: 3e2cae
File 144729462578.png - (50.67KB , 500x500 , hf46.png )

"I guess you better make the most of them then huh, big guy."

Apples 2015/11/11(Wed)18:17 No. 683397 ID: 3e2cae
File 144729465178.png - (50.30KB , 500x500 , hf48.png )

Oh no! Now the Red guy feels left out!

You have a mouth for a reason. Start sucking.

>>683397
Pull him up and into your lap, and start pounding him.. You're only fulfilling half your nature.

Time to hot dog him.

Not his cock though, just him.

Stick your mouth on his head.

Now hang on, let's think this over.

Square-Guy had a square wang, and super-tall guy had a super-long schlong. So would this round-ish ordinary guy have ordinary junk or would it be outlandish too?

This is obviously the first step before you decide where to stick him.

>>683408
How far can we take this crazy elasticity buff?

Just stick him to the side and he can share with somebody. Whatever it is, you can take it.

Have the square guy lay on his back to make room, then let Mr. Red use your urethra. With abnormally boosted elasticity you should be fine.

>>683424
Direct your attention to here >>683151
He looks normal.
Which probably means that he cums gallons.

>>683531
Is that a camcorder?

Quickly pull up cocks there has to be a way to seduce him.

>>683458
Genius. Seconded.

Apples 2015/11/12(Thu)20:47 No. 683667 ID: 3e2cae
File 144739003575.png - (37.63KB , 500x500 , hf49.png )

>>683424
Oh, okay, that looks pretty normal actually. The head is a little big but that's a good thing.
Also there's some... is that... is that hair?

Apples 2015/11/12(Thu)20:47 No. 683668 ID: 3e2cae
File 144739004053.png - (42.33KB , 500x500 , hf50.png )

Oh my God

Apples 2015/11/12(Thu)20:47 No. 683669 ID: 3e2cae
File 144739004442.png - (55.76KB , 500x500 , hf51.png )

Oh God.
Oh God you live in a world of waking nightmares.
Nightmares are real and you cannot hide from them.
Oh God please let you wake up.

It'd probably be best to just give that guy head.

>>683669
Just do him in the butt. Then his weird dick is a non-issue.

choke it to death like you would a normal penis, problem solved

>>683673
It'd take some repositioning, but that'd solve the problem. Put those futa parts to work.

"Uh, yeah, I'm just gonna do you in the ass. Bend over."

That or make his dick suck you off.

start giving him some head, then take advantage of your massive elasticity boost to swallow him whole. that's show him for letting his dick do the talking.

See if his dick has a dick.

Wake up and realise that you're still at home, preparing to head out for work.

>>683673

>>683727
Oh if it does have a dick, see if his dick's dick has a dick and so on.

There wasn't some Horniness Penalty side-effect we got along with the erection, right? Because these guys are way too weird to be normal.

Maybe we should wait until we get rid of our current Horniness Penalty (if we still have one I lost track) before we deal with this guy. Ooor we could just run. Running works.

Apples 2015/11/13(Fri)17:16 No. 683817 ID: 3e2cae
File 144746376890.png - (53.50KB , 500x500 , hf52.png )

>>683727

Apples 2015/11/13(Fri)17:16 No. 683818 ID: 3e2cae
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>>683779

Apples 2015/11/13(Fri)17:16 No. 683819 ID: 3e2cae
File 144746378226.png - (36.64KB , 500x500 , hf54.png )

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>683819
Sodomize him or facefuck his dick. Whichever works.

Apples 2015/11/13(Fri)17:21 No. 683825 ID: 3e2cae
File 144746406295.png - (90.36KB , 500x500 , hf55.png )

AAAAAAh ~*

>>683734

Apples 2015/11/13(Fri)17:22 No. 683826 ID: 3e2cae
File 144746416493.png - (60.73KB , 500x500 , hf56.png )

Looks like it was just a wet nightmare.
Your latest horniness penalty strikes again.
The dream is already fading, but you remember it had something to do with the events of last week when you lost your job at Boobsters and banged three office guys in an alley, only there was a bunch of weird dick face stuff at the end that didn't happen.

Well, now that you're up, you might as well get up.

Apples 2015/11/13(Fri)17:23 No. 683827 ID: 3e2cae
File 144746422413.png - (60.52KB , 500x500 , hf57.png )

You've got a job interview today at Big Business Enterprises INC. courtesy of the Blue office guy who pulled some strings at HR to thank you for letting him sex you.

This is a big opportunity. What are you going to wear?

wear what you are wearing right now.

Suggestion 2015/11/13(Fri)18:14 No. 683832 ID: 12b273
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Mandatory. (Or futadatory?)

It really depends on what you own, right? Considering you used to work at Boobsters I'm gonna assume that you don't have much experience with an office job, so do you even own anything 'business' enough?

Apples 2015/11/13(Fri)18:50 No. 683838 ID: 3e2cae
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High rez version.

>>683836
A girl can fantasize, can't she?

LimeBreaker 2015/11/13(Fri)19:43 No. 683846 ID: 2a1897
File 144747258692.png - (192.07KB , 1000x1400 , OnStreamShitposting.png )

WOO

Well at least this means you weren't fired.
Why bother with clothes.
And an I the only one who noticed the hole thing is Fallout based

>>683885
She was fired, read the post. And yes, it's fairly obvious.

Riotmode 2015/11/14(Sat)02:40 No. 683909 ID: f56624
File 144749760991.png - (84.57KB , 500x500 , futa.png )

What we need for this interview? A great many things. As such, I've put a lot of thought into this outfit to address each individual need while retaining a cohesive whole so alluringly punkish that Dame Vivienne Westwood herself would be hard-pressed to pass up.

First up, the possibly-alive swirling black cloak of darkness. From those regrettable days you thought Spawn was a good comic. Fearsome, and suggests that you've been through it all. Fashionable, and functionally useless, a trait which only serves to accentuate the former quality.

Second, the cheap "metal" skull mask you got for a halloween party three years ago. Shows you are able to don the inhuman persona required of any good businessperson to do horrible things for profit.

A pair of fishnet leggings and a hubcap codpiece, to really tie together that vague "mad max" vibe (no underwear of course. Freeballing instills a sense of confidence that few other things can match.)

Finally, driver's gloves and a pair of leather workboots to show that you are ALWAYS ready for business.

>>683909
Oh, I'd somehow forgotten the corset facade.
There's no real reason there besides sex appeal, important but ultimately a garnish on an already perfect ensemble.

Apollo 2015/11/14(Sat)03:21 No. 683917 ID: defceb
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>2015
>Not suggesting sexy Cyclops Supreme.

C'mon guys, we have to dress for the job we want, not the job we have.

Suggestion 2015/11/14(Sat)05:43 No. 683928 ID: 102a11
File 144750863364.png - (163.84KB , 1200x1200 , tbd2.png )

wear THAT red dress and THAT lipstic

>>683917
Apples, if this somehow segues into Cyclops Quest Part 2, I will felate you.

Apples 2015/11/14(Sat)09:13 No. 683936 ID: 3e2cae
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You dig through your closet for the perfect interview outfit.
You pretty much do all your clothes shopping at the Sex Shop until the Halloween stores open so, aside from your Boobsters uniform, most of your clothes are Halloween costumes or fetish gear.
Finding a suitably dignified outfit is going to be tough.
"Sexy Businesswoman" seems like the most logical choice, but you don't yet have the dick length to pull off the look you want for this one.
"Sexy Cyclops Supreme" is pretty snappy, but what with all that trouble in the Middle East, dressing up as the world's most notorious terrorist leader might be considered poor taste.
In the end, you decide there's only one logical option...

Apples 2015/11/14(Sat)09:16 No. 683939 ID: 3e2cae
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Now you're ready to take on the world!

You've got a couple of hours to kill before your interview. Where do you want to go?

You can Fast Travel to
Sex Shop
Boobsters
Your Apartment(even though you just left)

Or you can go someplace else.

>>683939
Your apartment to get an actually job-suitable outfit on.

jaywalk across the street and go to storante.

Sex shop, you need something to manage that horniness without whipping it out I guess.

>>683942
Seconded. You're in the mood for some hot Italian.

>>683939
>Sexshop
We need some better fitting clothes.

Sex Shop

>>683939
my diligence pays off.
stop by the sex shop for urge control.

>>683943

>>683942
Sounds good.

Apples 2015/11/14(Sat)16:07 No. 683991 ID: 3e2cae
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>>683943
>>683946
>>683948
>>683951
You fast travel to the sex shop.
It looks like Violet is just opening up for the day.
Violet is a half furry who runs the store and is probably your best friend in the whole world. If anyone can cheer you up, it's Violet...

Apples 2015/11/14(Sat)16:07 No. 683992 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh holy shit! It burns!

Apples 2015/11/14(Sat)16:12 No. 683995 ID: 3e2cae
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Later, inside the Sex Shop...

"Oh gosh! I'm so sorry, HF! What with the mask and all, I thought you were a mugger! I should have guessed you'd be my first customer. You must have known your special order came in today!

So uhhh, what are you all dressed up for?"

>>683996
okay, is increasing every turn the result of a previous horniness penalty? cause this time it's a little silly.

>>683996
Damn, you kinky.

Ask for some tissues, and maybe a face wipe.

>horniness increase
...does she offer samples of anything, or 'special services'?

You were about to go for a job interview in this, but perhaps you should reconsider, if it's going to get you assaulted any more.

Ask her for a tissue, as recompense for her mistake.

... also sexual favours.

What did we order?

>>683997
"You are the Horny Futa." Pretty self-explanatory, mate.

Face fuck the cashier.

You need a vibe discreet enough to be worn during a job interview.

Actually we were just stopping by on our way to a job interview. That outfit was to be our first impression. How are we supposed to impress our potential boss if we look like we were pepper sprayed on the way to the interview?

Apples 2015/11/14(Sat)19:55 No. 684022 ID: 3e2cae
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>>684003
"Hahahahaha! A job interview? I can't believe it! What happened at Boobsters? Don't tell me, your horniness penalties finally caught up with you, am I right?"

Apples 2015/11/14(Sat)19:55 No. 684023 ID: 3e2cae
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>>684007
"And now you're looking for a little sumthin' sumthin' to keep things under control at the interview? Well don't sweat, I've got you covered.

Take a look at this: the Teeny-Weenie 5000.
It has an Orgasm Index of 5.7 with next to zero street profile. Perfect for the home, workplace or public place. The battery module has adhesive pads that allow it to stick discreetly to the inside of your thigh. No more uncomfortable straps or tape!

Because you're a regular customer and my gal pal, I can let you have it for just $14.99, whaddya say?"

Check funds.

Also, ask if she has anything to increase your Seductiveness.

Batteries included?

I think you should take it. And inquire if her shop offers any special services before leaving. (After all, there's one surefire way to lower your horniess penalty).

Apples 2015/11/14(Sat)20:13 No. 684028 ID: 3e2cae
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>>684025

how much for the condoms?

>>684023
Do you have anything with an OI of above 7? This is an extreme thirst.

ask if you can have her first~~

What about that Special Order?

Ask her to throw in some Balls Up, since she balls'd up and sprayed you in the face.

Haggle

Apples 2015/11/15(Sun)15:14 No. 684190 ID: 3e2cae
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>>684083

No no, we got this all wrong. Instead of us doing sexual favors to earn a pill for us getting maced in the face, she should just be doing us a sexual favor in return for macing us and making us horny, and as a special first customer bonus.

>>684190
Deepthroat her tail.

Yiff her

Indulge her cuddle fetish

>>684193
Or both of those things happen. That would be perfectly acceptable.

Just give her $15 worth of oral sex instead of paying cash at all. Some residual irritant-spray will be transferred in the process, providing poetic justice.

Pepper spray her in the face.

Time to yiff I guess

Sorry for no update. I'll have something tomorrow night.

Apples 2015/11/17(Tue)20:09 No. 684658 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh no! A Horniness penalty! You grew a cute little fang!

Apples 2015/11/17(Tue)20:09 No. 684659 ID: 3e2cae
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"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's so cute and awesome! We're like twinsies now!

You got lucky this time. Body mods like this one are voluntary. The next time you get the option to remove a horniness penalty, you can opt to keep this one!

So, do you want to see your special order or would you like to browse around some more?"

Check out the special order

>>684659
Yes, let's see the special order.

>>684659
Lick her fangs to see if your fang is the same fangness as her fangs fanging fang fangness in her mouth being all fangy.

Stick it in her butt.

Try to grow another fang.

The kitty seems to know a good bit about horniness penalties. Ask whether how they manifest is usually related to the circumstances in which they get triggered.

Also, check self. You seem to have been slowly getting a little, uh, chunkier, over time.

>>684734
Probably an OOC thing with the artist's fetishes. That or all the pills she took aren't good for her.

Apples 2015/11/18(Wed)19:29 No. 684758 ID: 3e2cae
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>>684734
>>684749
It's art creep as I refine her character model. Prima got a little thicker over the course of her adventure as well. However, Horny Futa isn't meant to be "thick" (at this time anyway) so I'll try to dial it back...

Apples 2015/11/18(Wed)19:29 No. 684759 ID: 3e2cae
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>>684660
>>684661
"Here it is! The Gro-Maxxx 9.0! The ultimate in penis pump technology, and the only penis pump in the world that actually works! This is the nine inch model. Best to start off small, eh?

A few sessions with this baby and you'll be swinging meat like John Holmes in a butcher shop!
It also comes with a free tutorial!

I gotta say I'm gonna miss your cute widdle dong, HF. Four inches is just the perfect size for me <3.

So with your customer loyalty discount and my 'sorry for macing you' discount I can knock off 15% and that brings the price down to...

Only $230!
It's absolutely, really guaranteed to work though, so it's a bargain at twice the price. Shall I wrap it up for you? Or would you like the tutorial first?

We don't have that much money, do we?
No, I don't think so. We should probably tell her we're short, and head to that job interview.
But not before blowing our savings on as much sex baloney we can get.

>Only $230!
...I don't suppose I can put that on layaway? Little short now, unless you want a lot of sexual favors.

A discount, eh? So, that means you're going to hand over the money that we've saved, since I assume a special order means we paid for it already... right?

Anyway yes, tutorial. You don't want to be putting anything down there that you're not totally sure how to use.

>>684759
stick your tongue in it

Girl you need to learn not to CoD your special orders. How're you gonna get your hands on this pump now? Might as well take the tutorial so you can at least try it out, though.

Go for one last time with her favorite sized dick.

Take the tutorial, then suddenly remember afterward you're a bit short on cash and come back for it later.

>>684759
How much is that sex baloney there in the back?

>>684923
>>684759
Yeah, now I'm curious. Sex *Bologna*?
What does that do?

>>684759
purchase it using that 90% off coupon you've been saving for just this occasion.

Ask if she will be providing the tutorial.

>>684758
>so I'll try to dial it back...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Since you don't have the money, ask if you can put it on layaway and come back with the money later.

That looks like all the other fake ones! Demand to test it to prove it works!

Also ask if you can have the rest of the mace, that will probably be the perfect solution if you don't get the job.

>>684759
Inquire about sex baloney. Use, cost, spelling, and flammability.

Apples 2015/11/27(Fri)21:40 No. 686005 ID: 3e2cae
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>>684852
>>684762
>>685806
"The Gro-Maxxx9.0 is easy to use! Simply fit it over your little penis like so..."

Apples 2015/11/27(Fri)21:40 No. 686006 ID: 3e2cae
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"Squeeze the patented Grip-Rite pump handle until pressure gauge reads optimum PSI..."

Apples 2015/11/27(Fri)21:41 No. 686007 ID: 3e2cae
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"...and voila! A permanent penis size increase! Looks like you're about five inches now!"

Apples 2015/11/27(Fri)21:41 No. 686008 ID: 3e2cae
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"Did you get all that?"

I wasn't paying attention. Demonstrate again please.

>>686008
Is there some easier way to do this, like some potion or draft or something?

>>686007
That looks painful.

>>686008
Understood, Now about that baloney.

Apples 2015/11/28(Sat)11:06 No. 686040 ID: 3e2cae
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"Sure! Just put it on like so, pump it up and voila! Wow, it looks like you're about six inches! Finally average, huh?"

Apples 2015/11/28(Sat)11:06 No. 686041 ID: 3e2cae
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"Did you get all that?"

Apples 2015/11/28(Sat)11:34 No. 686048 ID: 3e2cae
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>>686016
It's incredibly painful, actually...
>>686012
Of course, but I don't have the cash to fork out for something like that.

How did that not come with a horniness level increase.

>>686060
Probably the incredible pain.

>>686048
Don't do it again, It might pop. Just get the Teeny-Weeny and the balls-up and leave while your "dignity" is in tact.

Oh, wait. That's all of your money. Any other expenses involved with that interview? Medical examination or anything?

Apples 2015/11/28(Sat)13:12 No. 686078 ID: 3e2cae
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>>686071
"Sorry, did you say 'do it again?'"

Collapse, whimpering in wordless agony.

>>686079
Is that mask even going to cover a 7-incher? Is it a wardrobe malfunction when you didn't dress according to potential penis growth? Does Apples have a thing for veins?

Run away.

two hits at once is a bit much. need more X stat to make it less horrible.


anyway, pass out.

"Pain. Much pain. Not fun anymore. Please stop." In a strained, agonized voice.

Cry that it's too painful and you're going to put off buying it right now because of that and not at all because you're broke or anything.

Man, you'll end up with a blood sausage if she does that again.

Apples 2015/11/28(Sat)15:23 No. 686103 ID: 3e2cae
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>>686086
You flee!

Apples 2015/11/28(Sat)15:23 No. 686104 ID: 3e2cae
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D'oh!

Apples 2015/11/28(Sat)15:24 No. 686105 ID: 3e2cae
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It's Violet's mother Lavender!
She owns the sex shop. She's a real fitness buff. She loves to think of herself as your mentor but a lot of times her "lessons" get a bit out of hand...

>>686106
There's a perfectly perceivable explanation to this problem! It wasn't my plan to pilfer, I was panicking under pressure from penis pump pain!

Also complement how bulgy she is. and be cute.

>>686106
No, you're just panicking and in pain.

Holy bulge.

I'm at a loss for words besides that.

>>686110
best line here, really

Blame your horniness penalty and that you were panicking under said stressful horniness.

>>686132
Oh! Yes! We're technically disabled. You can get away with a lot that way.

Source: legally blind.

Face down ass up

I mean, just tell the truth. This stupid pump got stuck on your dick, and you panicked and ran. So you weren't TRYING to shoplift.

>>686140
This

Oh yes we were! Ask if she can crush your head with those sexy legs of hers as punishment.

>>686110
ALL OF THE BLOOD LEFT MY BRAIN AND ALL THAT REMAINED WAS PAIN FEAR AND HORNINESS

Apples 2015/11/28(Sat)22:33 No. 686171 ID: 3e2cae
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>>686140
>>686150