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682746 No. 682746 ID: 3e2cae

You are the Horny Futa. What Do?
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No. 682747 ID: 2f5a7c

Find yourself a girlfriend, what else?
No. 682749 ID: 89941a

Whew, that's a bold statement! Better make sure we're proper horny before we go do anything!
No. 682750 ID: 12b273

Go get a lemonade, a comfy chair, and read a nice book.
No. 682751 ID: 28bcec

You don't look that horny.

Increase horny levels to maximum.
No. 682759 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682761 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682762 ID: 88e46e

No. 682763 ID: 12b273

Make out with the tip, as it's the only other thing present.
No. 682766 ID: 2f5a7c

Do you then see a boyfriend?

Or any sort of a living being aside from yourself?
No. 682767 ID: 89941a

And now we must also Enhance Knockers before we go looking for a suitable mate. We have that function, right?
No. 682768 ID: defceb

Enhance knockers. Make out with the tip box. Flex furiously. Locate people to seduce.
No. 682776 ID: 5ad4a7

Stomp furiously forwards into the void.
No. 682782 ID: 39f669

Enter loving relationship with tip box.
No. 682784 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682786 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682787 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682788 ID: defceb

RIP tip box. Hold a funeral for it.
No. 682789 ID: bb78f2

Okay, fuck the O's in the floating standard text then. Fuck 'em all at once.
No. 682790 ID: 49a755

Enhance knockers.
No. 682792 ID: 89941a

Wander the void
No. 682796 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682798 ID: defceb

Jerk off.

But like with your pinkies up because this is a classy establishment.
No. 682799 ID: 9a7fd8

Uh oh, we've already gotten to Horny Level 3! Frankly, that's shockingly high. We should pray for celibacy.
No. 682800 ID: 89941a

Remove pants and go for a walk~
No. 682801 ID: 12b273

Call your mother. A nice parental phone talk will drop your horniness level like a rock.
No. 682802 ID: 2f5a7c

Get dirty with Mother...Earth? Or whichever planet this is.
No. 682803 ID: 88e46e

Fantasize wildly until it's time to figure out what a horniness penalty is. Also, do you have any idea what you actually are capable of?
No. 682809 ID: 5ad4a7

So are you anywhere in particular or is this one of those white void things
No. 682811 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682814 ID: 88e46e

That pinky is very clearly down. Still voting for >>682803 to find out what it does while it's hopefully not as much of a detriment.
No. 682816 ID: 12b273

Go take a nap.
No. 682819 ID: 3009b4

Clearly you need to go out someplace like a bar or the orchard.
No. 682836 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682838 ID: 3663d3

your boss seems upset. pray that the customers are into this.
No. 682841 ID: 88e46e

It also made you lose your sight? That's weird. Anyway, you'll need to make up for scaring the customers. Shirt off, grab another waitress, and start groping/making out.
No. 682843 ID: 2f5a7c

Welp, you're already screwed. Strip down and start flailing like an idiot. Your defense in court will be momentary insanity.
No. 682846 ID: 12b273

Quick, get everyone drunk so no one remembers.
No. 682851 ID: f56624

marvel at how tiny your dinkie is
No. 682852 ID: 26a4b1

Make a joke about Mondays to relieve the tension.
I think your manager wants to talk to you.
No. 682855 ID: 3e2cae
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You've already gotten naked, so you decide to double down.
No. 682857 ID: 88e46e

If there's another waitress, see how she feels about this. If not, you may have to ride your manager's dick to get out of trouble with him, since he doesn't seem happy about this.
No. 682858 ID: 12b273

Put on a show, begin making out with another waitress.
No. 682865 ID: a107fd

Clarify that you only mean cumshots, and only from you personally.
No. 682867 ID: 3e2cae
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Before you can embarrass yourself further, the manager drags you into his office.
No. 682868 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682869 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682870 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682871 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 682872 ID: 12b273

Offer to blow him.
No. 682873 ID: f02a77

"I mean we ARE called Boobsters and I DID show boobs so technically speaking you should give me a promotion."
No. 682874 ID: 88e46e

Sit in his lap and start nibbling on his ear. "My NAME is Horny Futa. You hired me anyway. What were you expecting?"
No. 682879 ID: bb78f2

Wanna fuck?
Sorry man, but I got a mental illness it's called horny diesease, if I don't take care of it I lose track of reality.
I could sue you over firing me for this, actually.
No. 682881 ID: a107fd

The customers seemed to be enjoying it.
No. 682898 ID: 747600


I think the scientific name is hypersexomania.
No. 682900 ID: defceb

Decide to enroll in competitive futa "fighting" instead.
No. 682917 ID: bc24e4

Challenge his sexist attitude. If hot horny futas can't keep jobs due to their horniness, it would mean futas are excluded from the workforce entirely! When was the last time you saw a non-horny, or even a non-hot, futa gainfully employed? When was the last time you saw a non-hot futa at all?!

No. 682955 ID: 2f5a7c

I know and I'm sorry, but you can't just fire me over my condition. I did mention it in my application for the job and you said it was fine when you hired me.
No. 682958 ID: 2eeb65

Yeah, it's not like Boobsters isn't all about sexually enticing their customers. So what if you took it up a notch? That means you showed initiative, and deserve a raise!

If the man doesn't realize it's a golden business opportunity, quit, and proceed to open a rival restaurant with sexy futa waitresses.
No. 683001 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683002 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683003 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683004 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683005 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683006 ID: 3e2cae
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It looks like he might be into it! What do you want to do?
No. 683011 ID: f56624

German suplex.
No. 683019 ID: 3009b4

No. 683025 ID: 12b273

You suck that cock like there's no tomorrow. Suck it this instant.
No. 683028 ID: ad936f

No. 683030 ID: bc24e4

Better take care of yourself while you're doing that, so you get a decrease.
No. 683041 ID: 3e2cae
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On a sudden impulse, you unleash a fearsome German Suplex!
No. 683042 ID: 3e2cae
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You've been fired from your job at Boobsters.
No. 683043 ID: 12b273

Give up and walk home in shame. You've officially failed as a horny futa.
No. 683046 ID: 3009b4


Sami: NO! Do not give up! Clearly someone would have enjoyed your free show, wait to see if someone is happy to see you outside!
No. 683048 ID: 39f669

Put on a fake moustache, re-apply as Hornee Foota. Totally different person.
No. 683050 ID: 2eeb65

Okay I knew it gonna end up that way, sooner or later.

As I proposed earlier: Your new goal is to open a rival restaurant chain, with sexy futa waitresses as the main attraction! Those squares at Boobsters didn't appreciate them, let's show them all by driving them out of business!
No. 683051 ID: 2eeb65

Btw, is there a hard (heh heh, get it?) limit on our horniness level?
No. 683054 ID: 3e2cae
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You consult your Manschlong Wrist Boy smartwatch.
Looks like you have two locations bookmarked for Fast Travel besides Boobsters.
Fast Travel to:
Sex Shop?
You can fast travel somewhere else, but it will take time to get there and your horniness level will increase.
No. 683056 ID: 46df9e

Recall what C.O.C.K.S. is.
No. 683057 ID: 3e2cae

You remember that C.O.C.K.S. stands for
No. 683060 ID: 46df9e

How often does a Boobsters waitress need to fight to the death? You know what lets go to the sex shop, but we shouldn't use fast travel. We need to walk around to get new fast travel points.
No. 683063 ID: a107fd

Check if any of the customers who appreciated the show are done eating and interested in having sex. I mean, what's he going to do, fire you twice?
No. 683069 ID: 2f5a7c

Go to the Sex Shop by shadiest route possible. If someone tries to rape you on the way, suplex them into submission and rape'em back.
No. 683097 ID: 3e2cae
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Just as you're about to head out to the sex shop, the Horny Office Drones exit Boobsters!
They're very drunk and look like they're in high spirits.
No. 683098 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683099 ID: defceb

Strike a pose. Accidentally hit them with your dick and knock them all unconscious/dead. Hide the bodies in a dumpster. Tell no-one.
No. 683101 ID: 3663d3

invite them to your place for some fun.
No. 683102 ID: 12b273

Give them an encore. Pole-dance on the light-pole.
No. 683105 ID: 88e46e

What's in your inventory?
No. 683106 ID: bc24e4

Quick, imagine something terribly unsexy.
No. 683107 ID: 15a025

jack off on them.
No. 683116 ID: 39f669

Pull up your panties and hide it in your waistband!
Proposition blue guy for a good time at your place.
No. 683123 ID: 3e2cae
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There isn't a light pole nearby, but there's no reason you can't give these three an encore performance anyway.
You grind your rock hard four incher against the blue guy and invite him back to your place for some hawt sex.
No. 683125 ID: defceb


Set out on a journey to enhance dong. Become futa-themed fighting animu. Go Super Futa, save the universe, maybe talk about power of friendship? You'll have to start by finding a wise futa sage and learning to master the kamehameha wave technique.
No. 683127 ID: 12b273

Why are you still wearing that uniform if you were fired. Are those clothes even yours anymore?

>needed back at the office
Well I guess we could settle for a quickie in the ally, then.
No. 683132 ID: f2461f

Absorb Blue's horniness.
No. 683133 ID: 939c7f

There's no reason to limit yourself to just one man, especially if they can't stay long~
No. 683137 ID: f02a77

Question what kind of job lets their employees take lunch breaks at Boobsters.
No. 683142 ID: a1c0c2

Spontaneously realize that you probably shouldn't be wearing a uniform that belongs to a place you were just fired from. It belongs to them, so you should probably leave it here or give it back or something, right?
No. 683150 ID: 3e2cae
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Boobster's is one of those places that makes employees buy their uniform out of their own salary. Fuck them if they think you're going to give it back.
You do have "street clothes" in the form of a big, pink, fluffy sweater, currently abandoned on the sidewalk.
No. 683151 ID: 3e2cae
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Blue agrees to come with you to the alley behind Boobsters. You invite the other two guys along as well and they touch themselves while you and Blue sloppily make out.
Some people might think sex in an alley is gross, but you're used to it. In fact, you hang out back here so much, locals have taken to calling it "Sure Thing Alley."
No. 683152 ID: 3e2cae
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Aw what the hell is this?
No. 683153 ID: 3e2cae
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"So, Baby, you ever stuck a square peg in a round hole?"
No. 683154 ID: 3e2cae
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You want to punch his stupid face.
No. 683155 ID: 88e46e

"Not without lube."
No. 683156 ID: 12b273


Put round peg in round hole.
No. 683158 ID: defceb

Stick the square peg in his round hole. Then reveal your power level and demand to see theirs.
No. 683159 ID: 3009b4

Sami: Freaking do it. All of the above. Do it now. I am so into this. Punching included, but ... TIME it.
No. 683172 ID: 3e2cae
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"That's why I always carry around square condoms!"
No. 683173 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh. Well alright then.
No. 683174 ID: 3e2cae
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With the extra lubricated condom, sex with a square penis is actually not that bad! You even manage a square orgasm.
7/10, would ride again.
No. 683175 ID: 3e2cae
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Woah, looks like the Green guy is really getting into it, and he's packing some serious meat!
No. 683176 ID: 88e46e

"Uh, should I be concerned about your blood pressure?"
No. 683178 ID: defceb

I'm scared. Hold me.
No. 683181 ID: 88e46e

Check your inventory on the off chance something in it can help you handle that monster.
No. 683206 ID: 39f669

That doesn't look healthy. Just kind of gross, really. Does he have some kind of condition?
No. 683210 ID: a6b0fe

Poor guy. That anaconda must scare most girls away.

Be tempted to pity pleasure him.
No. 683229 ID: 2eeb65

Looks like gamma radiation only enhanced one part of his body
No. 683276 ID: 3e2cae
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You browse your inventory on your Manschlong Wrist-Boy.
Looks like you've got nothing with you but the shirt on your back. And your socks and boots.
No. 683277 ID: 3e2cae
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Turning to your C.O.C.K.S. screen, which you now remember actually stands for
It informs you you only have a 12% chance of successfully taking that monster (your elasticity trait is currently too low). It recommends hot dogging it instead.
No. 683281 ID: 0b4dd7

big risk, big reward. take that monster or die trying
No. 683283 ID: 88e46e

Try it eight times, then. Train that elasticity.
No. 683316 ID: 12b273

No see, this is why you flip him over and stick your peg in his hole.
No. 683317 ID: 76a75f

Try a titty fuck instead?
Then you can have the other hot dog you as well.
No. 683330 ID: 395c9b

Have him titty fuck you while you stick your dick in his ass.
No. 683332 ID: 3e2cae
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Against your better judgement, you decide to invite Green guy into your backdoor. You're doing this!
No. 683335 ID: 3e2cae
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"Umm, are you sure you wouldn't like to take some Elastitol first? Most women are scared to even get near this thing..."
No. 683337 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683344 ID: 12b273

Deepthroat and swallow the whole bottle, without opening it first.
No. 683351 ID: 89941a

Yeah, nothing bad can come from downing the whole bottle, besides, you're too busy to stop and carefully take one, right?
No. 683358 ID: 3663d3

oh, those come in pills? chug.
No. 683360 ID: 88e46e

Take the recommended dosage. Don't want to run out before the next session, and drugs are expensive, so also say thank you.
No. 683375 ID: 0c9cbe

Frugality is a virtue. Only chug half the bottle in one go.
No. 683377 ID: 548a94

Dont want to run out! >>683360
No. 683393 ID: 3e2cae
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You down the whole bottle.
You feel really... loose all of a sudden.
No. 683394 ID: 3e2cae
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"Aw man, those were really expensive and they're not available any more!"
No. 683395 ID: 3e2cae
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"I guess you better make the most of them then huh, big guy."
No. 683396 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683397 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh no! Now the Red guy feels left out!
No. 683405 ID: 88e46e

You have a mouth for a reason. Start sucking.
No. 683408 ID: 12b273

Pull him up and into your lap, and start pounding him.. You're only fulfilling half your nature.
No. 683422 ID: ca183f

Time to hot dog him.

Not his cock though, just him.

Stick your mouth on his head.
No. 683424 ID: f02a77

Now hang on, let's think this over.

Square-Guy had a square wang, and super-tall guy had a super-long schlong. So would this round-ish ordinary guy have ordinary junk or would it be outlandish too?

This is obviously the first step before you decide where to stick him.
No. 683428 ID: 9a7fd8

How far can we take this crazy elasticity buff?
No. 683437 ID: 0c9cbe

Just stick him to the side and he can share with somebody. Whatever it is, you can take it.
No. 683458 ID: a107fd

Have the square guy lay on his back to make room, then let Mr. Red use your urethra. With abnormally boosted elasticity you should be fine.
No. 683508 ID: c90c0a

Direct your attention to here >>683151
He looks normal.
Which probably means that he cums gallons.
No. 683537 ID: e773f2

Is that a camcorder?
No. 683553 ID: 5efa31

Quickly pull up cocks there has to be a way to seduce him.
No. 683599 ID: 0c9cbe

Genius. Seconded.
No. 683667 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh, okay, that looks pretty normal actually. The head is a little big but that's a good thing.
Also there's some... is that... is that hair?
No. 683668 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh my God
No. 683669 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh God.
Oh God you live in a world of waking nightmares.
Nightmares are real and you cannot hide from them.
Oh God please let you wake up.
No. 683671 ID: 7b65b9

It'd probably be best to just give that guy head.
No. 683673 ID: 12b273

Just do him in the butt. Then his weird dick is a non-issue.
No. 683703 ID: f56624

choke it to death like you would a normal penis, problem solved
No. 683704 ID: 0c9cbe

It'd take some repositioning, but that'd solve the problem. Put those futa parts to work.
No. 683707 ID: 88e46e

"Uh, yeah, I'm just gonna do you in the ass. Bend over."

That or make his dick suck you off.
No. 683720 ID: 0b4dd7

start giving him some head, then take advantage of your massive elasticity boost to swallow him whole. that's show him for letting his dick do the talking.
No. 683727 ID: 6cb462

See if his dick has a dick.
No. 683734 ID: 002a73

Wake up and realise that you're still at home, preparing to head out for work.
No. 683764 ID: 398366

No. 683779 ID: 15a025

Oh if it does have a dick, see if his dick's dick has a dick and so on.
No. 683780 ID: f02a77

There wasn't some Horniness Penalty side-effect we got along with the erection, right? Because these guys are way too weird to be normal.

Maybe we should wait until we get rid of our current Horniness Penalty (if we still have one I lost track) before we deal with this guy. Ooor we could just run. Running works.
No. 683817 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683818 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683819 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683824 ID: 88e46e

Sodomize him or facefuck his dick. Whichever works.
No. 683825 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683826 ID: 3e2cae
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Looks like it was just a wet nightmare.
Your latest horniness penalty strikes again.
The dream is already fading, but you remember it had something to do with the events of last week when you lost your job at Boobsters and banged three office guys in an alley, only there was a bunch of weird dick face stuff at the end that didn't happen.

Well, now that you're up, you might as well get up.
No. 683827 ID: 3e2cae
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You've got a job interview today at Big Business Enterprises INC. courtesy of the Blue office guy who pulled some strings at HR to thank you for letting him sex you.

This is a big opportunity. What are you going to wear?
No. 683830 ID: 6cb462

wear what you are wearing right now.
No. 683832 ID: 12b273
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Mandatory. (Or futadatory?)
No. 683836 ID: f02a77

It really depends on what you own, right? Considering you used to work at Boobsters I'm gonna assume that you don't have much experience with an office job, so do you even own anything 'business' enough?
No. 683838 ID: 3e2cae
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High rez version.
No. 683839 ID: 3e2cae

A girl can fantasize, can't she?
No. 683846 ID: 2a1897
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No. 683885 ID: 274da6

Well at least this means you weren't fired.
Why bother with clothes.
And an I the only one who noticed the hole thing is Fallout based
No. 683893 ID: 88e46e

She was fired, read the post. And yes, it's fairly obvious.
No. 683909 ID: f56624
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What we need for this interview? A great many things. As such, I've put a lot of thought into this outfit to address each individual need while retaining a cohesive whole so alluringly punkish that Dame Vivienne Westwood herself would be hard-pressed to pass up.

First up, the possibly-alive swirling black cloak of darkness. From those regrettable days you thought Spawn was a good comic. Fearsome, and suggests that you've been through it all. Fashionable, and functionally useless, a trait which only serves to accentuate the former quality.

Second, the cheap "metal" skull mask you got for a halloween party three years ago. Shows you are able to don the inhuman persona required of any good businessperson to do horrible things for profit.

A pair of fishnet leggings and a hubcap codpiece, to really tie together that vague "mad max" vibe (no underwear of course. Freeballing instills a sense of confidence that few other things can match.)

Finally, driver's gloves and a pair of leather workboots to show that you are ALWAYS ready for business.
No. 683910 ID: f56624

Oh, I'd somehow forgotten the corset facade.
There's no real reason there besides sex appeal, important but ultimately a garnish on an already perfect ensemble.
No. 683917 ID: defceb
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>Not suggesting sexy Cyclops Supreme.

C'mon guys, we have to dress for the job we want, not the job we have.
No. 683928 ID: 102a11
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wear THAT red dress and THAT lipstic
No. 683932 ID: 39f669

Apples, if this somehow segues into Cyclops Quest Part 2, I will felate you.
No. 683936 ID: 3e2cae
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You dig through your closet for the perfect interview outfit.
You pretty much do all your clothes shopping at the Sex Shop until the Halloween stores open so, aside from your Boobsters uniform, most of your clothes are Halloween costumes or fetish gear.
Finding a suitably dignified outfit is going to be tough.
"Sexy Businesswoman" seems like the most logical choice, but you don't yet have the dick length to pull off the look you want for this one.
"Sexy Cyclops Supreme" is pretty snappy, but what with all that trouble in the Middle East, dressing up as the world's most notorious terrorist leader might be considered poor taste.
In the end, you decide there's only one logical option...
No. 683939 ID: 3e2cae
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Now you're ready to take on the world!

You've got a couple of hours to kill before your interview. Where do you want to go?

You can Fast Travel to
Sex Shop
Your Apartment(even though you just left)

Or you can go someplace else.
No. 683940 ID: 88e46e

Your apartment to get an actually job-suitable outfit on.
No. 683942 ID: 6cb462

jaywalk across the street and go to storante.
No. 683943 ID: 89941a

Sex shop, you need something to manage that horniness without whipping it out I guess.
No. 683944 ID: 0c9cbe

Seconded. You're in the mood for some hot Italian.
No. 683946 ID: 66a94b

We need some better fitting clothes.
No. 683948 ID: defceb

Sex Shop
No. 683951 ID: b49f7c

my diligence pays off.
stop by the sex shop for urge control.
No. 683972 ID: bfae77

No. 683976 ID: 12b273

Sounds good.
No. 683991 ID: 3e2cae
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You fast travel to the sex shop.
It looks like Violet is just opening up for the day.
Violet is a half furry who runs the store and is probably your best friend in the whole world. If anyone can cheer you up, it's Violet...
No. 683992 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh holy shit! It burns!
No. 683995 ID: 3e2cae
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Later, inside the Sex Shop...

"Oh gosh! I'm so sorry, HF! What with the mask and all, I thought you were a mugger! I should have guessed you'd be my first customer. You must have known your special order came in today!

So uhhh, what are you all dressed up for?"
No. 683996 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 683997 ID: 3663d3

okay, is increasing every turn the result of a previous horniness penalty? cause this time it's a little silly.
No. 683998 ID: 356f2f

Damn, you kinky.
No. 684001 ID: 12b273

Ask for some tissues, and maybe a face wipe.

>horniness increase
...does she offer samples of anything, or 'special services'?
No. 684003 ID: 01c6b7

You were about to go for a job interview in this, but perhaps you should reconsider, if it's going to get you assaulted any more.

Ask her for a tissue, as recompense for her mistake.

... also sexual favours.
No. 684004 ID: 39f669

What did we order?
No. 684005 ID: 88e46e

"You are the Horny Futa." Pretty self-explanatory, mate.
No. 684006 ID: 15a025

Face fuck the cashier.
No. 684007 ID: a107fd

You need a vibe discreet enough to be worn during a job interview.
No. 684021 ID: 46df9e

Actually we were just stopping by on our way to a job interview. That outfit was to be our first impression. How are we supposed to impress our potential boss if we look like we were pepper sprayed on the way to the interview?
No. 684022 ID: 3e2cae
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"Hahahahaha! A job interview? I can't believe it! What happened at Boobsters? Don't tell me, your horniness penalties finally caught up with you, am I right?"
No. 684023 ID: 3e2cae
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"And now you're looking for a little sumthin' sumthin' to keep things under control at the interview? Well don't sweat, I've got you covered.

Take a look at this: the Teeny-Weenie 5000.
It has an Orgasm Index of 5.7 with next to zero street profile. Perfect for the home, workplace or public place. The battery module has adhesive pads that allow it to stick discreetly to the inside of your thigh. No more uncomfortable straps or tape!

Because you're a regular customer and my gal pal, I can let you have it for just $14.99, whaddya say?"
No. 684025 ID: 967a74

Check funds.

Also, ask if she has anything to increase your Seductiveness.
No. 684027 ID: 12b273

Batteries included?

I think you should take it. And inquire if her shop offers any special services before leaving. (After all, there's one surefire way to lower your horniess penalty).
No. 684028 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 684029 ID: 127f8f

how much for the condoms?
No. 684036 ID: 0c9cbe

Do you have anything with an OI of above 7? This is an extreme thirst.
No. 684038 ID: 3663d3

ask if you can have her first~~
No. 684039 ID: 891640

What about that Special Order?
No. 684083 ID: 89941a

Ask her to throw in some Balls Up, since she balls'd up and sprayed you in the face.
No. 684084 ID: 102a11

No. 684190 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 684193 ID: 12b273

No no, we got this all wrong. Instead of us doing sexual favors to earn a pill for us getting maced in the face, she should just be doing us a sexual favor in return for macing us and making us horny, and as a special first customer bonus.
No. 684206 ID: b8daf4

Deepthroat her tail.
No. 684209 ID: f56624

Yiff her
No. 684212 ID: defceb

Indulge her cuddle fetish
No. 684236 ID: ca183f

Or both of those things happen. That would be perfectly acceptable.
No. 684301 ID: a107fd

Just give her $15 worth of oral sex instead of paying cash at all. Some residual irritant-spray will be transferred in the process, providing poetic justice.
No. 684419 ID: 15a025

Pepper spray her in the face.
No. 684432 ID: 8fd309

Time to yiff I guess
No. 684451 ID: 3e2cae

Sorry for no update. I'll have something tomorrow night.
No. 684656 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 684657 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 684658 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh no! A Horniness penalty! You grew a cute little fang!
No. 684659 ID: 3e2cae
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"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's so cute and awesome! We're like twinsies now!

You got lucky this time. Body mods like this one are voluntary. The next time you get the option to remove a horniness penalty, you can opt to keep this one!

So, do you want to see your special order or would you like to browse around some more?"
No. 684660 ID: defceb

Check out the special order
No. 684661 ID: 86cfc3

Yes, let's see the special order.
No. 684685 ID: b8daf4

Lick her fangs to see if your fang is the same fangness as her fangs fanging fang fangness in her mouth being all fangy.
No. 684692 ID: 799984

Stick it in her butt.
No. 684732 ID: 15a025

Try to grow another fang.
No. 684734 ID: b492bb

The kitty seems to know a good bit about horniness penalties. Ask whether how they manifest is usually related to the circumstances in which they get triggered.

Also, check self. You seem to have been slowly getting a little, uh, chunkier, over time.
No. 684749 ID: 88e46e

Probably an OOC thing with the artist's fetishes. That or all the pills she took aren't good for her.
No. 684758 ID: 3e2cae
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It's art creep as I refine her character model. Prima got a little thicker over the course of her adventure as well. However, Horny Futa isn't meant to be "thick" (at this time anyway) so I'll try to dial it back...
No. 684759 ID: 3e2cae
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"Here it is! The Gro-Maxxx 9.0! The ultimate in penis pump technology, and the only penis pump in the world that actually works! This is the nine inch model. Best to start off small, eh?

A few sessions with this baby and you'll be swinging meat like John Holmes in a butcher shop!
It also comes with a free tutorial!

I gotta say I'm gonna miss your cute widdle dong, HF. Four inches is just the perfect size for me <3.

So with your customer loyalty discount and my 'sorry for macing you' discount I can knock off 15% and that brings the price down to...

Only $230!
It's absolutely, really guaranteed to work though, so it's a bargain at twice the price. Shall I wrap it up for you? Or would you like the tutorial first?
No. 684760 ID: 39f669

We don't have that much money, do we?
No, I don't think so. We should probably tell her we're short, and head to that job interview.
But not before blowing our savings on as much sex baloney we can get.
No. 684761 ID: 86cfc3

>Only $230!
...I don't suppose I can put that on layaway? Little short now, unless you want a lot of sexual favors.
No. 684762 ID: f2953b

A discount, eh? So, that means you're going to hand over the money that we've saved, since I assume a special order means we paid for it already... right?

Anyway yes, tutorial. You don't want to be putting anything down there that you're not totally sure how to use.
No. 684771 ID: b8daf4

stick your tongue in it
No. 684798 ID: 891640

Girl you need to learn not to CoD your special orders. How're you gonna get your hands on this pump now? Might as well take the tutorial so you can at least try it out, though.
No. 684843 ID: 4754ce

Go for one last time with her favorite sized dick.
No. 684852 ID: 22d6a0

Take the tutorial, then suddenly remember afterward you're a bit short on cash and come back for it later.
No. 684923 ID: 534cc4

How much is that sex baloney there in the back?
No. 684943 ID: 3bb18f

Yeah, now I'm curious. Sex *Bologna*?
What does that do?
No. 684977 ID: 0b4dd7

purchase it using that 90% off coupon you've been saving for just this occasion.
No. 684997 ID: bfe49f

Ask if she will be providing the tutorial.
No. 685030 ID: 2eeb65

>so I'll try to dial it back...
No. 685209 ID: 7b65b9

Since you don't have the money, ask if you can put it on layaway and come back with the money later.
No. 685806 ID: 763a04

That looks like all the other fake ones! Demand to test it to prove it works!
No. 685807 ID: 763a04

Also ask if you can have the rest of the mace, that will probably be the perfect solution if you don't get the job.
No. 685924 ID: 2ca12e

Inquire about sex baloney. Use, cost, spelling, and flammability.
No. 686005 ID: 3e2cae
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"The Gro-Maxxx9.0 is easy to use! Simply fit it over your little penis like so..."
No. 686006 ID: 3e2cae
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"Squeeze the patented Grip-Rite pump handle until pressure gauge reads optimum PSI..."
No. 686007 ID: 3e2cae
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"...and voila! A permanent penis size increase! Looks like you're about five inches now!"
No. 686008 ID: 3e2cae
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"Did you get all that?"
No. 686009 ID: 6cb462

I wasn't paying attention. Demonstrate again please.
No. 686012 ID: 73f4d6

Is there some easier way to do this, like some potion or draft or something?
No. 686016 ID: 2ca12e

That looks painful.

Understood, Now about that baloney.
No. 686040 ID: 3e2cae
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"Sure! Just put it on like so, pump it up and voila! Wow, it looks like you're about six inches! Finally average, huh?"
No. 686041 ID: 3e2cae
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"Did you get all that?"
No. 686048 ID: 3e2cae
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It's incredibly painful, actually...
Of course, but I don't have the cash to fork out for something like that.
No. 686060 ID: 86cfc3

How did that not come with a horniness level increase.
No. 686063 ID: 91cfcf

Probably the incredible pain.
No. 686071 ID: 2ca12e

Don't do it again, It might pop. Just get the Teeny-Weeny and the balls-up and leave while your "dignity" is in tact.

Oh, wait. That's all of your money. Any other expenses involved with that interview? Medical examination or anything?
No. 686078 ID: 3e2cae
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"Sorry, did you say 'do it again?'"
No. 686079 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686083 ID: 86cfc3

Collapse, whimpering in wordless agony.
No. 686086 ID: 2ca12e

Is that mask even going to cover a 7-incher? Is it a wardrobe malfunction when you didn't dress according to potential penis growth? Does Apples have a thing for veins?

Run away.
No. 686088 ID: 3663d3

two hits at once is a bit much. need more X stat to make it less horrible.

anyway, pass out.
No. 686094 ID: 8d091c

"Pain. Much pain. Not fun anymore. Please stop." In a strained, agonized voice.
No. 686097 ID: 72e589

Cry that it's too painful and you're going to put off buying it right now because of that and not at all because you're broke or anything.
No. 686100 ID: 7f917c

Man, you'll end up with a blood sausage if she does that again.
No. 686103 ID: 3e2cae
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You flee!
No. 686104 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686105 ID: 3e2cae
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It's Violet's mother Lavender!
She owns the sex shop. She's a real fitness buff. She loves to think of herself as your mentor but a lot of times her "lessons" get a bit out of hand...
No. 686106 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686108 ID: 2ca12e

There's a perfectly perceivable explanation to this problem! It wasn't my plan to pilfer, I was panicking under pressure from penis pump pain!

Also complement how bulgy she is. and be cute.
No. 686110 ID: 86cfc3

No, you're just panicking and in pain.
No. 686116 ID: 7f917c

Holy bulge.

I'm at a loss for words besides that.
No. 686127 ID: f56624

best line here, really
No. 686132 ID: dbe554

Blame your horniness penalty and that you were panicking under said stressful horniness.
No. 686133 ID: 2ca12e

Oh! Yes! We're technically disabled. You can get away with a lot that way.

Source: legally blind.
No. 686140 ID: b8daf4

Face down ass up
No. 686146 ID: f02a77

I mean, just tell the truth. This stupid pump got stuck on your dick, and you panicked and ran. So you weren't TRYING to shoplift.
No. 686150 ID: 9dd1dc

No. 686159 ID: 15a025

Oh yes we were! Ask if she can crush your head with those sexy legs of hers as punishment.
No. 686161 ID: 5812ad

No. 686171 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686172 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686173 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686174 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686175 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686176 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686177 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686178 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686179 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686181 ID: 3e2cae
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It was the tube that popped!
No. 686182 ID: 86cfc3

Stammer out: "Y-you broke it, you bought it"

and then pass out from low blood pressure.
No. 686183 ID: 2ca12e

You're currently wearing a cock ring with shards of broken glass hanging off of it. Either quickly loose erection or call an ambulance to come and cut that band off.

Or faint. Faint's good, too.
No. 686184 ID: 73f4d6

ok now gently, slowly, and carefully remove the cock ring surrounded with jagged plastic shards, and resist any and all temptation to helicopter your member.
No. 686185 ID: df5b2e

Tell them that you need to lay down.
Also, that you could use some painkillers.
No. 686193 ID: 91cfcf

"You broke it, you bought it." Lose erection. Pass out.
No. 686195 ID: 893eec

Eh, it's probably a hard plastic, not actual glass. Which would make breaking it all the more impressive.
No. 686198 ID: 2ca12e

Reckon that could still cut penis skin?
No. 686202 ID: 7f917c

I reckon we'd rather not want to find out.
No. 686218 ID: b8208b

Well, you certainly can't buy it now. What a shame.
Take the ring off if you can, then pass out afterward. It's for the best.
No. 686230 ID: c43722

Freeze in place from the most terrible pain you've ever experienced and whisper a tiny "ow" as tears stream down your face. Don't move a millimeter 'cause any movement makes your abused dick somehow hurt even more than it already does. Ask if they have anything that'll get your erection down (looking at Lavender) OTHER THAN FUCKING, so you can get the broken GRO-MAXX off without jagged plastic peeling your pecker.

Looking on the bright side of this agonizing episode, you now have the dick length to pull off the look you wanted wearing your "sexy businesswoman" outfit. Now you just have figure out both now to get back to your place in time to change before the interview as well as not arrive with your schlong hurting so much you're walking bowlegged.

Ask Lavender if they got anything that'll relieve the pain of extreme dick bruising; Preferably one they have free samples of. You figure they might sell something like that for those who get ridden overly long and hard.
No. 686232 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686233 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686234 ID: 3e2cae
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Choose how to distribute your stat points. Once a trait reaches 9 points, you will receive a perk related to that trait.
For example, 9 points in (S)eduction would give you Stat Vision: the ability to view any other character's SEXUAL stats on your Wrist Boy.
No. 686235 ID: 5f9714

S: +2
X: +2
A: +2

Remove: Wet Nightmares
No. 686236 ID: ed51ba

What happened to our buffed E and X?

+4 to E to get E perk, and the remaining +2 in S.
Dispel nightmares, of course.
No. 686239 ID: 3e2cae

SEXUAL traits determine how you react to related situations. Think of them as multipliers more than descriptors.
The Elastitol was a temporary buff. It wore off a week ago.
The penis pump would have had more effect on us if our X had been higher. Continued use of a penis pump or other buffs can raise our X, but these few uses weren't enough to affect our stats.
No. 686240 ID: 7f917c

+3 E
+2 X
+1 U

Keep both penalties.
No. 686242 ID: 91cfcf

+4 S, +2 E, remove nightmares.
No. 686243 ID: 2ca12e

Can you store penalty removals? Assuming yes, Keep the penalties. May run into a bad one down the line.

Elasticity perk then 2 in Unusual.
No. 686245 ID: 86cfc3

S +2
U +2
A +2

Dispel nightmares, who wants nightmares.
No. 686246 ID: 3e2cae

You can only dispel a horniness penalty during a level up.
No. 686247 ID: 9f1abb


Put it all on S and get rid of the nightmares.
No. 686249 ID: 0b4dd7

+3 E
+2 X
+1 U

remove wet nightmares
No. 686251 ID: 91cfcf

I think he meant that if we don't use ours this time, do we get two next level up?
No. 686252 ID: 3e2cae

No. 686254 ID: 3e2cae

The majority seems on board with removing wet nightmares.

The vote for trait distribution is:
S 16
E 12
X 6
U 4
A 4
L 0

Which I'm roughly translating to

S 3
E 2
X 1

since those are the top three.

So now we need to decide if we take one out of X and get the S perk or leave the distribution as is. In 30 minutes I start drawing the update.
No. 686255 ID: ed51ba

Take 1 out of X so we can get the perk. It'll be worth it.
No. 686260 ID: a70f33

S perk doesn't seem that great, but it's better than no perk
No. 686261 ID: a70f33

S perk doesn't seem that great, but it's better than no perk
No. 686264 ID: 3e2cae

Yeah I was hoping for X but oh well.
S it is.
No. 686265 ID: 7f917c

Keep the X.
No. 686266 ID: 3e2cae

I think we'll get a lot of use out of Stat Vision tbh. When you use it, you get a little pin up of the character in question with their SEXUAL stats.
No. 686267 ID: 91cfcf

Lose the X.
No. 686268 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686286 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686288 ID: ecd257

"Gimme a beer and some ibuprofen and we'll call it even."
No. 686289 ID: 47160d

Say you won't sue if you get the next size of the penis pump
No. 686290 ID: f56624

We're already blackmailing, let's not get 2 greedy.
"You coulda popped my dick open. Why would you do that? Just pop open someone's dick?"
No. 686291 ID: 6cb462

Oh jeez, how long were you out? you have a interview to get- did they say special discount? Check that out!
No. 686293 ID: 86cfc3

Yup. Customer number 1, first through the door, that's me.

>stat vision
So... we can scan people by looking at them? Try it now!

>special deal for customers who don't sue us
Look, get the busted thing off my dick, take care of my tab, and get me walking and covered up in time for my interview and I think we're fine.

Maaaybe some candies for the road.
No. 686294 ID: 2ca12e

You shouldn't take pain killers with alcohol. It's a bit hard on your liver.

Special offer? Screw that, What about a job offer?
No. 686295 ID: 73f4d6

check your dick to make sure it didnt just get semi-circumsized by those shards
No. 686301 ID: f56624

voting this, good stuff.
No. 686313 ID: 3e2cae
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You use your Stat Vision perk on Violet and Lavender.
No. 686315 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686318 ID: 86cfc3

And she was complaining she wanted it to stay 4 inches.
No. 686328 ID: 903f59

Inquire if that discount can be exchanged for a job since you've probably missed the interview you were supposed to attend.
No. 686333 ID: ed51ba

I think this about covers everything.
No. 686349 ID: dbe554

Pretty much agree with them a bit, ask to make sure everythings in place.
No. 686351 ID: 3e2cae
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Violet: "It's almost nine, you were out for-"

You: "My interview is at nine thirty! What am I supposed to do?? My eyes are all bloodshot, my dick is so bruised I can hardly walk and now I'm totally naked on top of all that!"
No. 686355 ID: 3e2cae
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You: "Ughhhh! Why does getting a job have to be so haaaaaard! Can't you just give me a job here at the Sex Shop?"

Violet: "Uhhhhhhhhhh, we're not really looking for help right now..."
No. 686356 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686357 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686359 ID: 400659

You know what? You can make this work. If anyone questions you about it, just say it's the latest fashion in Germany or something.
No. 686360 ID: 400659

Also, bless Lavender.

She is a good dog/mom.
No. 686362 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686366 ID: 400659

No. 686367 ID: 070801

Ask if Violet has any spare clothes? and eyedrops
No. 686368 ID: e791c0

Well, it's not like you have many options. Can you bum a ride off these pups?
That's just precious.
No. 686372 ID: ca183f

Can we at least get a top? I mean with one of Violet's this might actually work.
No. 686380 ID: 903f59

If they're adamant about dressing you up in '80s style, they have to at least give you a smalljacket, preferably a leather one.
No. 686382 ID: 86cfc3

Uh, does the sex shop sell any fetish clothes? If we combined some skimpy costume stuff with the full body coverage of the too big pants, we might average out to a passable outfit.

(So long as they get us dressed and to our interview, all is forgiven).
No. 686384 ID: 3663d3

yeah, layers, will make it look less horrible.
No. 686386 ID: 2ca12e


Ask if she has a top spare, She's so huge it could work like a dress for someone your size.

No. 686387 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686388 ID: 3e2cae
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Lavender: "I can give you a lift!
We'll talk about the Balls-Up when I get back, Violet..."
No. 686390 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686391 ID: 2ca12e

I can't get over how cute Lavender is despite being so huge.

Was the exact function of Balls-Up ever described?

Also, Aren't we approaching a penalty? Think about baseball or something.
No. 686392 ID: 3e2cae
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Thanks, I knew I was forgetting something
No. 686393 ID: 86cfc3

So we need 3 or 2 to get a penalty?

You might want to strap yourself on with something so you don't fall off, but otherwise, go.
No. 686399 ID: 3e2cae

Sorry yeah that was a little ambiguous.
2 more until penalty.
No. 686400 ID: d82123

God, Lavender, I love you.

Anyway, hold tight and be chill. This could get wacky.
No. 686405 ID: 903f59

This is so illegal it's not even funny...

Karma would dictate that police will pull you over.
No. 686407 ID: 88e46e

Karma happens to you in your next life as a result of actions in your current life, or happens to you in your current life as a result of actions in your previous life. It does not mean "things happen to you in this life because of things you did earlier in this life."
No. 686410 ID: ad936f

Yes but "things happen to you in this life because of things you did earlier in this life." Is the most commonly utilized definition of the word "karma" within English speaking society, despite what its traditional meaning might be.
No. 686413 ID: 2ca12e

That's not so much karma, Just common sense.

Hold, tight, Don't get an erection. Ready to go.
Think about something non-sexy. Like snails, The common Cold, Or the simple harshness of mortality.
No. 686428 ID: 395c9b

Be sure to masturbate in the bathroom before your interview.
No. 686429 ID: 395c9b

Be sure to masturbate in the bathroom before your interview.
No. 686449 ID: 7f917c

Be sure not to think about that you're sitting on a huge butt at the moment!
No. 686450 ID: 433720

Masturbate to the mental image of the Tip Box before the interview.
No. 686465 ID: 5042cf

Depends on the school of thought. Some schools think that karma has nothing to do with the cycle of rebirth. So let's not argue semantics.
No. 686479 ID: 433720

I'm no mod, but this looks like an argument that could derail the thread...

Rub one off on her back, and blame the Vibrations from the bike.
No. 686504 ID: 2ca12e

As awkward as that would be I'd love to see Lavender react to it. Also the officer given your chances of getting pulled over with this arrangement.
No. 686517 ID: fa8f9d

Agreeing with rubbing one out. Bonus points if you lightly caress her magnum dong trying to "hang on."
No. 686725 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686726 ID: 3e2cae
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>The Common Cold...
No. 686727 ID: 3e2cae
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>The Harshness of Mortality
No. 686729 ID: 3e2cae
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:hf120a: great suggestions, guys. I feel much less horny now...
No. 686730 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686737 ID: 3e2cae
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You may not have to pretend!
No. 686738 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686756 ID: 6a6e37

Consider again the fleeting harshness of mortality as you prepare to die in a way that will be remembered for generations.
No. 686763 ID: 8c4201

Tell Lavender to stop this thing before you both end up street pizza!
No. 686770 ID: 12a796

QUICK! Start rubbing her dong in order to deflate it as fast as possible.
No. 686774 ID: b8daf4

Is it time already for the morning commute joust?
No. 686778 ID: 2ca12e

Lavender's dick is the only thing touching the handlebars, GRAB IT AND STEER FOR SAFETY!
No. 686785 ID: 7f917c

Wait, the dick or the handlebars?
No. 686790 ID: 48c81d

Use the knot to push the handlebars, obviously!
No. 686797 ID: c1b316

no you fool, the knot will force it to stay hard after she's cum!

do it anyway c:
No. 686798 ID: ad936f

I... I don't... is she supposed to have two sets of testicles? Can that even be considered a penis at this point? I'm scared.
No. 686803 ID: 433720


Agree, use penis to steer.
No. 686804 ID: c1b316

those arent testicles, silly!
the red ones at the base of the dick are called a knot; it guarantees conception by inflating after orgasm, meaning that you can't pull out until you're completely flaccid! ^_^
No. 686813 ID: d37fb4


Well, take this as a lesson, young demi-lady, on the drawbacks of excessive modification. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and what you'll be able to do with the socket won't improve matters.
No. 686816 ID: 15a025

No. 686830 ID: 6cb462

Use dick as a joystick to steer!
No. 686837 ID: dbe554

Best option! You can waggle it left or right to steer! Think of it as a joystick!
No. 686847 ID: 86cfc3

Well, you're dead. At least the coroner's report will be interesting.
No. 686864 ID: 3e2cae
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Oh God this is it. You're going to die and become a sexy ghost!
No. 686865 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686866 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 686869 ID: ecd257

Either A) do your best to pull over for the big tittied police girl or B) try to tell the big tittied police girl that you require assistance.
No. 686873 ID: 6cb462

Step 1: Rub that dick
Step 2: Make her reach close to climax
Step 3: Pull off a bootleg turn
Step 4: Fire at the police's window
Step 5: Celebrate
No. 686874 ID: ea0ad9

>Fire at the police's window
Didn't you learn anything from Prima? Don't Bukkake without knowing if they like it.
No. 686875 ID: 86cfc3

Please help! Don't let us crash officer, I don't want to die.
No. 686876 ID: 433720


Rub one out on back of head?


Flee, you don't have time to talk to a cop, you need to get to your interview.
No. 686890 ID: 2ca12e

I'm pretty sure a bootleg turn with Lavender as she is on the bike would cost her a testicle.

Fuck, At the very least Lavender's driver's license is at jeopardy.
Although this was her idea and pretty dumb.
Hot, though.
Is public, er, "Whatever sex act this counts as" illegal? Handjob? Erotic backrub?
Crash into something soft. alt: Ejaculate straight up in an attempt to camouflage yourself.
No. 686911 ID: 7b7ab3

You have to stop the scooter! If you don't, someone could get hurt, and you or Lavender could end up in jail.
No. 687044 ID: 313e5e

At this point you might as well do whatever illegal things you want for the rest of your life until you overthrow society because you're never going to live THIS down.

Also flee for your life because, based on the average citizens thus far presented, your city's prison is probably the actual most disgusting place in the universe.
No. 687050 ID: b8daf4

"What seems to be the penis, officer?"

Oh and see if you can get a job at the station since there's no way in hell you're making your interview.
No. 687056 ID: aeacd0

Wait for an opportunity like a passing pickup truck full of pillows or a convenient pile of hay and then use the penis as a springboard to escape.
No. 687067 ID: 38685c

Remember to cover your eyes if she looks like she's going to cum! can't go blind.
No. 687180 ID: 7b65b9

Rub massive load out and use it as makeshift oil slick.
No. 687410 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 687418 ID: 358a34

Looks like them hermaphrodites are in a pack o' trouble.
Commence signaling for assistance.
No. 687419 ID: 3e2cae
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You: "Lavender! I'm going to try and get you off!"
No. 687421 ID: 3e2cae
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Lavender: "Are you sure? Seems like that would just make things worse!"

You: "We need to get rid of this boner and getting you off is the fastest way! Trust me, I can do this! They don't call me Horny Futa for nothing!"

Lavender: "Okay..."
No. 687422 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 687423 ID: 3e2cae
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Double handjob/footjob mode: ACTIVATE!
No. 687424 ID: 3e2cae
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It's working!
No. 687425 ID: 3e2cae
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You close your eyes just in time!
No. 687429 ID: 3e2cae
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Lavender: "HF, it worked! I can feel my boner starting to go down!"
No. 687440 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 687442 ID: 358a34

Damn, Lavender.
Pent up much?
No. 687449 ID: 531a2e

... okay, that's it. This outfit of:
splooge in giant pants
leather jacket
and dog cum on face
is no longer going to work.

Let's get a new outfit, assuming we dodged the whole police situation.

Or, we go in the interview and remark on how we worked much, much harder to be there than any of the other interviewees. So hard, in fact, that we are now covered in cum.
No. 687450 ID: 86cfc3

RIP scooter.

I think Lavender went too far down certain upgrade paths. That would pop most people like a balloon.

...so how we doing for time on that interview.
No. 687454 ID: 2ca12e

You and Lavender both should seek some disguises. The officer will probably ask everyone around for their description of you two. Better hope that Lavender isn't too recognizable a figure around here. Also you're going to need a towel.
No. 687471 ID: 7f917c

..No horniness increase from all of that? Incredible!
No. 687472 ID: 2599c2

I was gonna put one at the end, too but i figured two horniness increases in a single update would be a bit much. I sort of regret not doing it now though because the face full of jizz would have been the perfect spot for one.
No. 687576 ID: 3e2cae
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>How we doing for time?
No. 687579 ID: 7b65b9

Who's CF, another futa?
Also what's a porn marathon? Is it like the running kind, or just watching a ton of porn all at once?
No. 687581 ID: 6cb462

Tell that goose to shut up.
No. 687583 ID: ad936f

Corny Futa?

Maybe the corporate isn't for you.
No. 687630 ID: 2ca12e

My guess is Coital Friend. And from what we've seen of your friends so far I can only imagine what someone has to do to earn that title.

How often do you marathon 9 hours of porn?
No. 687636 ID: 3e2cae
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He's definitely not a "coital friend" (even you're not that kinky).
And you're sure he wouldn't approve of either kind of porn marathon. He's such a-

No. 687637 ID: 3e2cae
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"Damn goose, will you shut up for-"
No. 687638 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 687639 ID: 3e2cae
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"I CAN'T STOP! The handlebars snapped off! It must have happened when I came!"
No. 687640 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 687641 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 687648 ID: 86cfc3

Use parachute pants as a parachute.
No. 687651 ID: 29cc82

Brace for impact!
No. 687654 ID: 195a8f

Feel a brief pang of jealousy for your twin, who you just *know* never gets into these situations.
No. 687655 ID: 61be32

Is thinking about your brother a reliable way to decrease horniness?
No. 687657 ID: 38685c

See if you can jack her off again aiming down to apply reverse thrust! or at least give you a liquid landing.
No. 687673 ID: b8daf4

Use Lavender's ballsack as a parachute.
No. 687716 ID: a107fd

Identify the building and approximate floor in which you will be interviewed, then have Lavender throw you through the nearest window to the destination. That way you won't have to waste time riding the elevator.
No. 687720 ID: 433720

Don't forget to Tuck and Roll.
No. 687821 ID: 5c17d5

Rim her to get her off and aim her dick at the ground to slow your fall
No. 687996 ID: e44499

Ct never gets into this shit Tuck and Roll girl.
No. 687999 ID: e44499

Jack her off to reverse thrust then again as your near the ground. Jerk yourself off while your at it.
No. 688033 ID: 2ca12e

Stuff some balls-up in her mouth for an emergency space-hopper landing.
No. 688064 ID: 04f8e6

I cannot imagine how painful that would be for Lavender.
No. 688113 ID: 7b65b9

Look down and see if there is anything conveniently soft to land on, and if there is aim for that.
No. 688126 ID: cf91e4

Take after Ehsan Abdulaziz.
It will be a nice soft landing for you and lavender.(not so much for whoever's on the receiving end though)
No. 688127 ID: 7f917c

I fail to see any long term repercussions to this, it seems like an excellent idea!
No. 688398 ID: 3e2cae
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In an attempt to quell the overwhelming horniness inside of you, you reach out to your brother via your innate twin connection.
No. 688399 ID: 3e2cae
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Looks like he's waiting in line at the grocery store. What a dweeb.
No. 688400 ID: 3e2cae
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At least the view ain't bad, heheh.
No. 688401 ID: 3e2cae
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Whoops! Looks like your horniness leaked through the Drift and got your brother's boy pussy all wet!
No. 688402 ID: 3e2cae
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You: "Haha look who's the perv now! Cleanup on aisle three! Haha!"

Chaste Futa: "Horny! Cut that out! You're so immature!"
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It appears you are on the roof of Big Business Enterprises Inc, now.
No. 688409 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 688410 ID: 15a025

No time to talk, clean up, or have sex with that guy down there get going to that interview before we get a horny penalty.
No. 688412 ID: e44499

Buckwheat knows whats up. You can fuck that guy later get to that interview.
No. 688413 ID: 6bb184

Well, that happened. You okay down there, Lavender?

Get to the interview, but try to clean as much ick off your face as possible before you get there.
No. 688422 ID: 2ca12e

Peak over the railing to see how Lavender's doing and go get cleaned up.
No. 688423 ID: 433720

Make a war paint design on your face.
Also, slap the guy you landed on and call him a pervert.
No. 688517 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 688518 ID: 3e2cae
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You rush up to the binoculars to check on Lavender.
No. 688520 ID: 3e2cae
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She's okay, folks!
No. 688522 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 688524 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 688525 ID: 3e2cae
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"I think I'm just gonna stand here for a while..."
No. 688526 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 688527 ID: 3e2cae
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Uh oh! Horniness penalty!
No. 688529 ID: 1ccf98

How could this happen to me?~
I made my mistakes.~
Well, that's a thing.
Whatever. Interview time!
No. 688532 ID: 86cfc3

Re-equip skull crotch cover to muffle it.

Off to your interview! If anyone asks, you're wearing a cleansing natural facial mask.
No. 688535 ID: 60ee49

I think you should strangle that monkey.
No. 688536 ID: c6935c

No. 688544 ID: 7f917c

I wouldn't think you'd have enough U for this shit to happen.
No. 688545 ID: 0777f3

Well we need to have our interview now. We have no choice but to negotiate with our penis like we're a teen again.
No. 688546 ID: 3e2cae

It's actually seduction-related
No. 688552 ID: 92bbbd

Alright penis, you might think you're big, but you're not the one in control of the arms and legs, here! Maybe, if you behave yourself, we'll see about setting those legs in the direction of someone you'll like, but you ruin things for the rest of our body parts, it'll be nothin' but visits to rosie palms and her daughters, capiche?
No. 688556 ID: 3e2cae
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Skull Crotch Cover is no longer in your inventory.
No. 688558 ID: 3663d3

get into bathroom and clean up/get off real quick.
No. 688561 ID: e44499

Clean up, get off, and get to interview
No. 688564 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 688565 ID: e44499

Rosie Palms and her daughters?
No. 688566 ID: 60ee49

Look at your right hand.
No. 688571 ID: 433720

Maybe if we give sexual favors to the boss we will get a higher paying job?
No. 688575 ID: 39f669

If Big Willy is under control, head ibside and wash your face in the bathroom. we got an interview to rock!
No. 688599 ID: 3e2cae
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You get all cleaned up and take care of "business."
You also equip the Teeny-Weenie. It is capable of counteracting your horniness increases for the time being.
No. 688600 ID: 3e2cae
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You hurry to your interview as fast as you can!
No. 688601 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 688602 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 688606 ID: 86cfc3

Pretend to suppress a look of irritation and say it's a cultural / religious thing. Done right, she should be too embarrassed to press you on it.
No. 688611 ID: 38eee3

Had to deal with a footjob emergency on the road.

These people are all about dealing with hypersexuality, you can be straight with them.
No. 688613 ID: ad936f

roll for persuasion!
No. 688616 ID: ad627d

My parents were killed by shoes and now I have an innate distrust for them.
No. 688617 ID: 7f917c

Because... you were doing things with your feet and you forgot to put shoes back on.
No. 688619 ID: a107fd

Flew here with my business-related superpowers, of course. That's also why I entered the building via the observation deck rather than the ground floor.
No. 688632 ID: 2ca12e

Say going shoeless is one of those trendy new anti-stress gimmicks that scam artists sell to wound-up business people. It's all the rage over at [insert company higher up in net worth]
No. 688633 ID: 99ca2b

Some guy dumped a whole bunch of glue on the road and my shoes got stuck in it.
No. 688637 ID: f56624

"Today's been a long morning and my original interview outfit got ruined by shenanigans during that morning."
No. 688638 ID: b8a62c

Sexual Favors.
No. 688673 ID: b8daf4

Crazy morning.
No. 688753 ID: 6cb462

HF's Penis: tell the truth about why HF is barefoot.
No. 688839 ID: a7bce3

HF: Calmly explain to the secretary that you were cursed by a magical medallion to speak only the truth, yet to also have a penis that speaks only in lies.

That'll distract her from the shoes.
No. 688859 ID: 38685c

You sold your shoes for extra money because you're so committed to business!
No. 689247 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 689248 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 689249 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 689250 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 689251 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 689252 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 689253 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 689254 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 689255 ID: 3e2cae
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No. 689256 ID: 3e2cae

This thread was starting to get a little long. I'll start chapter 2 tomorrow
No. 689257 ID: 3663d3

is our rival "aroused mixed gender"?
No. 689258 ID: 86cfc3

>She took her shoes off to give a footjob to a hyper furry
Like we said! Cultural!

>our rival
Undersexed Androgyne?
No. 689259 ID: 2244ca

Next episode:
Duel of the Giant Libidos!
Another Horny Futa?!
No. 689275 ID: 433720

Abstinent Nun?
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