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Apollo's Drunken Drunk Quest Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)21:48 No. 673575 ID: defceb

I'm stealing this drunk quest and running with it. Quick, suggest things before Fractal comes and shuts me down for copyright infringement.

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>>	3bc92d.jpg Mint Wind 3bc92d Idiom Alpha!5tTWT1eydY 2015/09/28(Mon)21:50 No. 673577 ID: 3bc92d Marry me.

>>	b5ccbf.jpg Dawn Daisy b5ccbf Suggestion 2015/09/28(Mon)21:51 No. 673578 ID: b5ccbf Seek cute bug boys to ask out on a date.

>>	2ccbb3.jpg Tropical Breeze 2ccbb3 kome 2015/09/28(Mon)21:51 No. 673579 ID: 2ccbb3 Biggest fart ever. Well, just a computer simulation of the biggest fart that is possible in the known universe. Using wormholes.

>>	14ab09.jpg Mauve Ribbon Day 14ab09 Suggestion 2015/09/28(Mon)21:54 No. 673580 ID: 14ab09 drink more

>>	149da0.jpg Mauve Spirit Cloud 149da0 Suggestion 2015/09/28(Mon)21:55 No. 673581 ID: 149da0 >>673575 Quick, copyright the idea before FRACTAL can. I bet that lush was always too drunk to make it to the patent office.

>>	defceb.jpg Singing Basket defceb Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:04 No. 673582 ID: defceb File 144350308846.png - (57.91KB , 582x305 , d02.png ) >>673577 Okay! But it's a secret marriage, don't tell anyone shhh

>>	defceb.jpg Singing Basket defceb Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:05 No. 673583 ID: defceb File 144350310329.png - (50.30KB , 561x707 , d03.png ) >>673579 For you, Kome. AWAAAAAAYYYYY

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:06 No. 673585 ID: defceb
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>>673578
Dang check out that cutiepie Hercules Beetle (Dynastes hercules). Bugs are kinda creepy but if you say I gotta date it I guess I have no choice???

How do I even flirt with a beetle this cool?

>>	329fef.jpg Chocolate Posh 329fef Nautilus 2015/09/28(Mon)22:07 No. 673586 ID: 329fef Smooch hte bug. do it

>>	a6f913.jpg Emerald Drifter a6f913 FRACTAL 2015/09/28(Mon)22:07 No. 673587 ID: a6f913 File 144350322950.png - (56.94KB , 600x400 , 1.png ) ITS TOO LATE IM ALREADY FUCKIGN HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING. im not drunk yet but mark my words. i will be time for an AERIAL BATTLE

>>	a6f913.jpg Emerald Drifter a6f913 FRACTAL 2015/09/28(Mon)22:10 No. 673590 ID: a6f913 File 144350345682.png - (55.50KB , 600x400 , 2.png ) fuque

>>	defceb.jpg Singing Basket defceb Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:12 No. 673592 ID: defceb File 144350352319.png - (107.69KB , 799x332 , d05.png ) >>673590 WHOA SLOW DOWN, I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS THIS BUG.

Idiom Alpha!5tTWT1eydY 2015/09/28(Mon)22:17 No. 673595 ID: 3bc92d

>>673582

Oh gosh! A secret marriage~!

Yay!

>>673585

Whoa, are we poly with this giant beetle now?

Yikes! Modern relationships are so complicated!

Buy him a nice watch and some horn sharpeners, I guess.

>>673587

Guys, you've gotta stop fighting in the big white blank void! You're scaring Mr. Bug!

Take it outside and have an honorable duel.

wait, if you die, does it work by caveman rules where I become FRACTAL's wife

>>	a6f913.jpg Emerald Drifter a6f913 FRACTAL 2015/09/28(Mon)22:18 No. 673596 ID: a6f913 File 144350392735.png - (81.98KB , 600x400 , 3.png ) FUCK YOU! IMPRESS THE BUG BY DEFEATING ME IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT! or perish, and lose both your bugbride and your idiombride in one fell swoop

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:27 No. 673597 ID: defceb
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Very well! For the honor of Idiomwaifu and bug-husbando(bugsbando?)I shall have an honorable fight TO THE DEATH.

Sorry Idiom, but if I die here you gotta marry Fractal. That's like, the law. And shit.

Quick anons, guide me in defeating Fractal and earning the love and affection of a cropped photo of a Hercules beetle!

>>	329fef.jpg Chocolate Posh 329fef Nautilus 2015/09/28(Mon)22:33 No. 673600 ID: 329fef Use complex mathematics! y'know Like addition?

>>	9bccb8.jpg Harmony Berry 9bccb8 Suggestion 2015/09/28(Mon)22:34 No. 673601 ID: 9bccb8 We all know Fractal is weak for hard-knock furries. Draw a furry who's down on her luck in the big city and he'll be too distracted to fight well!

>>	defceb.jpg Singing Basket defceb Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:47 No. 673605 ID: defceb File 144350563720.png - (47.35KB , 501x419 , d07.png ) AWW YEAH HERE WE GO. THE SECRET TECHNIQUE.

>>	defceb.jpg Singing Basket defceb Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:47 No. 673606 ID: defceb File 144350565031.png - (61.11KB , 1000x1000 , d08.png ) BOOM! TAKE THIS, FRACTAL.

>>	defceb.jpg Singing Basket defceb Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)22:47 No. 673607 ID: defceb File 144350567318.png - (52.62KB , 829x390 , d09.png ) "Life in the city is hard. There's no river out of the swamp, and now I have to do hard math problems. Like addition."

>>	1b358e.jpg Ice Desire 1b358e Suggestion 2015/09/28(Mon)22:49 No. 673609 ID: 1b358e 2+2 = enhance knockers

FRACTAL 2015/09/28(Mon)22:54 No. 673610 ID: a6f913
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oooohhhh my god it's true. life IS hard in the city. and there is no river out of the swamp. in cyclical instances of intimate partner abuse it's easy to feel as if there is no escape, and to fantasize about magical easy solutions instead of making concrete steps towards changing your situation. ohhhhh my god

FRACTAL is DISTRACTED!

>>	329fef.jpg Chocolate Posh 329fef Nautilus 2015/09/28(Mon)22:56 No. 673611 ID: 329fef Now GO IN FOR THE KILL. er. Light pat on the back.

>>	d78cc1.jpg Baby Braided Flitter d78cc1 Brom 2015/09/28(Mon)22:59 No. 673612 ID: d78cc1 kiss kiss and fight

>>	6d4595.jpg Giggling Powder 6d4595 Konork 2015/09/28(Mon)23:01 No. 673613 ID: 6d4595 Go for a suplex!

>>	1f8505.jpg Sparkling Soda 1f8505 Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/09/28(Mon)23:03 No. 673614 ID: 1f8505 Find armor for the Hercules Beetle and ride it into battle!

>>	2ccbb3.jpg Tropical Breeze 2ccbb3 kome 2015/09/28(Mon)23:08 No. 673615 ID: 2ccbb3 Jump on her spine and use her as a human grindboard. Across the world's largest pile of broken lamps. With coal dust.

>>	defceb.jpg Singing Basket defceb Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)23:08 No. 673618 ID: defceb File 144350692028.png - (94.00KB , 858x422 , d10.png ) I go in for the KILL! With a PAT ON THE BACK! It's okay Fractal, I uh... understand?

>>	defceb.jpg Singing Basket defceb Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)23:09 No. 673619 ID: defceb File 144350694056.png - (106.91KB , 858x422 , d11.png ) "Now kiss." BROM, NO "Kiss and fight." BROM I AM SECRET MARRIED.

>>	0fc976.jpg Yellow Apple Bringer 0fc976 Suggestion 2015/09/28(Mon)23:09 No. 673620 ID: 0fc976 FLYING KICKU

>>	1b358e.jpg Ice Desire 1b358e Suggestion 2015/09/28(Mon)23:11 No. 673622 ID: 1b358e Wear the bunnything

Idiom Alpha!5tTWT1eydY 2015/09/28(Mon)23:13 No. 673624 ID: 3bc92d
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I think I’m high enough to participate a little bit

“Give ‘em a right hook, FRACTAL! Do a backflip, Apollo! Dodge to the left! Try to pull off a reverse german suplex!”

Mr. Bug’s expression is obvious, as if his body language alone is saying “Why aren’t you cheering for one or the other, Idiom?”.

I stare anxiously at Mr. Bug. “Don’t look at me like that, Mr. Bug. I have to keep my options open. I don’t know who will win this.”

The bug slightly wiggles its foot in a way that basically screams “Traitor! You never really loved Apollo!”.

“Hey! Don’t go acting so smug, you - you bug! I was the first wife here! You’re just a foul insectile pretender!”

The bug turns away, as if in disgust.

An offended bridal rage quietly begins to smoulder in my heart. This insectuous homewrecker! Who does he think he is?!

>>	2ccbb3.jpg Tropical Breeze 2ccbb3 kome 2015/09/28(Mon)23:14 No. 673626 ID: 2ccbb3 Grab her tears and tie her up with a water whip Physics will not stop the antics of post-binge-drinking after-drinking!

FRACTAL 2015/09/28(Mon)23:15 No. 673627 ID: a6f913
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FRACTAL has been SYMPATHIZED WITH! FRACTAL is a BIG FUCKING QUEER and DISPLAYS OF FRIENDSHIP make him SUPER VULNERABLE! at this point in the fight FRACTAL is BASICALLY DEAD!

>>	0fc976.jpg Yellow Apple Bringer 0fc976 Suggestion 2015/09/28(Mon)23:18 No. 673629 ID: 0fc976 Stab FRACTAL with BUNNY. Achievement unlocked: BROMICIDE

>>	13c4a5.jpg Dark Calling Mountain 13c4a5 KingMomo 2015/09/28(Mon)23:34 No. 673630 ID: 13c4a5 Stop fighting and go on a bagel break.

Apollo 2015/09/28(Mon)23:36 No. 673631 ID: defceb
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And then we all became best friends and flew off together into SPACE where we conquered ALL OF IT.

Brom was there, too.

THE END

I gotta go but thank you all so much for putting up with my drunken ass G'NIGHT!

>>	e13f14.jpg Cherry Petal e13f14 The Ass of Hat 2015/09/29(Tue)00:47 No. 673647 ID: e13f14 Oh hay guize whats goin on in dis thread? Guize?

Idiom Alpha!5tTWT1eydY 2015/09/29(Tue)01:19 No. 673655 ID: 3bc92d

>>673647

Apollo and I got married! Then we romantically conquered space together.

I mean sure there was a bit more to it and maybe a few other people were there and so was Brom, but really, it all comes down to Apollo and me dominating the universe together for our honeymoon.

>>	9244eb.jpg Bright Singing Drops 9244eb Riotmode 2015/09/29(Tue)01:32 No. 673658 ID: 9244eb >>673631 aw dammit i look away for five minutes and i miss rocket rides fuckin apollo what am I gonna do with all these goddam bagel bites i made everyone thetes like 20

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