Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)01:21 No. 668273 ID: defceb
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"DO NOT LOOK INSIDE THE BOX."

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)01:21 No. 668274 ID: defceb
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"k, thanks, bye!"

Set fire to the box.

flip box wrong way up.

>>668275
agreed

Honor the command to not look inside, but disregard the signage on box and casually flip it upside down.

Just don't look. How hard is it? Just honour the word. Please.

I don't think I want to even touch it...

>>668279
If you can't prevent yourself from having a peek, you'll have to look outside the box to prevent doing so.

!

Look in the box lol

Press the big, red, button. Oh wait, this isnt--Yeah okay.

We'll have to think of a method to make sure nobody opens this box. Hide the box inside a haunted mansion, hire mercenaries that may or may not be eldritch horrors, and give yourself amnesia.

Wait, you're telling me we did something like that too?

Fine.

GoogleEarth.Find("Mount Doom", Middle);

Blind fold self, remove contents of box from inside box, look at contents that are no longer inside box. What, he said we couldn't look in the box not that we couldn't remove its contents and look at them outside the box.

Go back to playing video games, completely ignoring whoever that was saying whatever about a box. You really couldn't care less.

Besides, mystery boxes always just contain obnoxious disappointing vampire heads.

Cover box with a cloth.

Watch the box. Touch the box. Caress the box. Heft the box. Look under the box. Shake the box. Hug the box. The box is your friend.

Sure I won't look inside the bo--oh would you look at that I accidentally set the box on fire! Butterfingers!

Obtain knife, blindfold and rubbish bin, slice open the box (and, optionally, your hands), dump the contents on the table and then throw the remnants of the box in the bin.

What's in the box?

Insert dick into box.

Look AT the box

Ultrasound the box.

There is no box.

Open the box, turning away so as not to look inside, stick something inside the box without looking, place entire body into the box, all while looking away.

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)12:37 No. 668352 ID: defceb
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“Hey guys I’m back. Did I miss anything?”

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)12:38 No. 668353 ID: defceb
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“Dude, I’m going to flip the box.”

“Do it! Flip the box!”

“I’ve got the best plan! Someone point me at the box and grab a trash bin.”

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)12:38 No. 668354 ID: defceb
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“I had one vision… the box set ablaze!”

“BURN! BURN! BURN!”

Put the box into another box, that in another and so on.

Boxception

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)12:38 No. 668356 ID: defceb
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“Hello? Mercenaries-R-Us? I’ve got a box I want protected… what do you mean I already called?”

“I-i-i-i-i I don’t even want to look at the thing. It’s bad news man.”

“Google says if we leave now we can make it to Mount Doom in a few days.”

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)12:39 No. 668357 ID: defceb
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“According to the ultrasound this box contains… a full grown adult?”

“!”

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)12:39 No. 668358 ID: defceb
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“Hug the box. Caress the box. Love the box.”

“Oh I’ll love the box alright.”

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)12:39 No. 668359 ID: defceb
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“aaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHH I’M GONNA DO IT!”

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)12:40 No. 668360 ID: defceb
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“I’M GOING TO LOOK IN THE BOX!”

“WHAT'S IN THE BOX?”

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)12:40 No. 668361 ID: defceb
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“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!”

Apollo 2015/09/08(Tue)12:41 No. 668363 ID: defceb
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“Nope.”

MISSION COMPLETE

Time ----------------------11:10
Kills----------------------4/100
Spotted--------------------1
Alarms Raised--------------12
Favored Weapon-------------Flamethrower
Illuminati Plots Exposed---0/3

Final Rank - Fierce Sheeple

10/10
Needed more international boxing.

>>668363
What was in the box tho

we did it! Wish we could have exposed those plots... oh well maybe next quest.

>>668367
Fire.

Indonesian Gentleman 2015/09/12(Sat)02:04 No. 669146 ID: 15efc4
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>>668363
Oh come on! What's in the booooox?

BONUS ROUND Apollo 2015/09/12(Sat)03:01 No. 669147 ID: defceb
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>>669146

"IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL."

Wait, we're still here?

Okay, uh... set the [[Thing In The Box]] on WATER

Yes that doesn't make sense but JUST DO IT

>>669147
Oh god, a Hipster horse man. Kill it with fire; I don't care if it's already burning kill it with more fire then.

It's upside down. Put it right way up.

>>669147
oh! hey baxter!

>>669147
Woah hey wait. The arrow's pointing the wrong way. That's the INVERSE of what's in the box. Put it back, flip the box, and THEN look in the box.

>>669167
If Indonesian Gentleman demanding the box open resulted in Baxter (one of his characters), that implies that the contents are subjective and/or variable.