A Minor Magic Mishap which we may or may not require assistance with.

Gatling: "Richard has an erection. Just... give him a moment, can I have a status report?"

Divert the subject, buy yourself some time, and sell the deception with truth all in one move! Embarrassing move, but still just two sentences.

"Richard was just trying out some of the spells he apparently has."

I think we should just send Richard home, it doesn't look like he's going to do anything here other than make a fool of himself. We can continue to advise on this mission through a knife.

Whisper to tricksy and explain in detail the specifics of your magical errection and unlimited stamina, all while nibbling on her spitrit ear or rubbing her spirit nose.

Uhh, we might need to use a mantra to cast Darkness in the area so that we can get out safely. Would have to hint it at our allies somehow though.

Also, I'd like to agree with telling Aiden.
G>Aiden: Sorry, getting used to things I'm new to, figuring out who to tell what... Richard is an unusual creation, but apparently a part of us. Er, me. Eadoo, Rolan, and Trixy all know, but I'd like to keep it secret from the rest, due to the implications of it.

Someone sound the boner alert.

To Eadoo: New body, new magic.. couldn't wait, ended up boner'd

re-cast drive to see if it does anything just because.

Broken Halo 2015/11/21(Sat)08:53 No. 685130 ID: 939c7f
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>>685083
>re-cast drive to see if it does anything just because.

You cast it on yourself again but it has little to no effect...

>>685011
>>684904
>>684911
Gat - Was just trying out some of the spells we apparently has. Richard has an erection. Just... give him a moment, can I have a status report?

Eadoo - Ahh eum... okay... Look I know all about awkward boners at the worst moment... just... take your time and don't make a mess...

>The king returns to the group...

Eadoo - okay, so Richard accidentally cast a spell or two and isn't presentable at the moment, don't worry, no damage to your possessions was made. But your room might smell like cinnamon for a while...

Mabel - I love cinnamon!

Eadoo - Good!

>>684911
>>684971
>I think we should just send Richard home, it doesn't look like he's going to do anything here other than make a fool of himself. We can continue to advise on this mission through a knife.

The only knife in town is your body, how ever you can guide them from a distance...

>Uhh, we might need to use a mantra to cast Darkness in the area so that we can get out safely. Would have to hint it at our allies somehow though.

You sneak out the back and thankfully don't need to use any of your precious mantra...

Gat - *Aiden, Sorry, getting used to things I'm new to, figuring out who to tell what... Richard is an unusual creation, but apparently a part of us. Er, me. Eadoo, Rolan, and Trixy all know, but I'd like to keep it secret from the rest, due to the implications of it.*

Aiden - *Ahh... I suspected so much... your signature was all over that body and your voices are nearly identical... I'm glad that you trust me, and you have my word, I'll keep it hush hush~*

>>684939
you return to the away team and find Trixy closing her house up and with a wave of her hand the door is gone... The team is packing up and getting ready to hit the road.

Trixy - oh hey Master, I managed to stabilize the collar for a few minutes, so I'm just packing up quick quick... Gonna go reopen the door on top of the cart...

>Whisper to tricksy and explain in detail the specifics of your magical errection and unlimited stamina, all while nibbling on her spitrit ear or rubbing her spirit nose.

She blushes and drools in excitement as you share the details, her shoulders twitch, tail wags, and legs wobble as you bite her long ears and rub her sensitive nose...

Trixy - MMnnn Master~ St-stop teasing me... You know I wont be able to see you for a few days... *pout* Mmnnn big meany, I wanna be the first to ride. No one else gets to have you till I get back okay? Then you can show me what hours of unlimited stamina can do, but in the mean time you'll have to contempt yourself with my spirit~

You feel something resonate between you two as you hold her spirit form against yourself... [I... I think I love her?]

>>685130
They have to take a knife-body with them anyway, right? They can take the meat one.

Try to obtain new ability.

Last item on the list is the warrior diu iaculat. Talk to him, and then we need to discuss the defenses; we probably only have a few days before Gorister or someone else launches an assault.

Broken Halo 2015/11/21(Sat)09:58 No. 685142 ID: 939c7f
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>Trixy walks over to the cart to set up the door ontop of it...

Trixy - Hey, How's Alanna Holding up?

Alanna - I'm is fine~!

>The little mage looks shocked and confused, as she stares baffled at the armless girl, sitting on the cart, kicking her legs.

Trixy - H-how? what! It... It's Gatling right? Gatling is possessing her?

Alanna - Nopesy!

Trixy - How the hell are you so conscious! You should be a vegetable for at least two more days!

Alanna - Well there's wavy colors and ish ish fluffy everywhere... *giggles* but I'm feeling Great!

Roland - yeah she cleared up minutes after you left.

Trixy - That girl... Is a freak of nature...

Alanna - Oh no!

Roland - what?

Alanna - I have to go.

Roland - go? where? We're about to leave.

Alanna - no, go like... Go go... I've gotta go.

Trixy - oh no... is it the butt problems?

>Alanna slowly turn to Trixy worried and upset

Alanna - what butt problems...

Trixy - Wh-well you burnt you mana and when that happens it affects your body, sensitive tissues, extremities and well... your waste... Changes it's nature and well that... leads to... Butt problems...

Alanna - what kind of butt problems!

Trixy - Sp-spicy and glowing... butt problems...

Alanna - I Need To Go!

Trixy - Yes! Run, Fly, Go!

Alanna - I Don't Have Arms! How do I take my underwear off!

Trixy - Wh-what?! How do you normally do it?!

Alanna - I've never worn them before! Concu Dressed me!

Trixy - Aaahh! Eh I... G-Gatling! Make someone deal with this!!

>_ _ _

Well this is great, let's repossess her, and uhh... Kome can deal with it. Trixy should help, no need to drag more people into this.

>>685143
Don't patronize me.

Roland, find a funnel, two jugs of horse-quality drinking water, a disposable wooden bucket, bath soap and bath salts, one jar of shampoo, whatever qualifies as medical rubbing alcohol, two towels, and a bathtub. If you don't want to wash her yourself then find another squad member and pay them a fair amount for the job.

>>685142
"Ok! Trixie! You help her!"

>>685142
Trixy, you are, unfortunately, the most qualified to deal with any magical complications with this. Magic her panties off, and I'm certain she can handle the mundane aspects on her own.

Use water magic to clean up. No visuals please!

>>685152
Well I certainly don't want to do it, and I think someone has to.

Tricksy, clean her up for us and tonight we'll give you what ever kind of naughty dream your heart desires, also remind me what binding with you does?

Who the hell is even in our away party again!? Actually you know what Bacon can do it. Turn him back just so he can.

Broken Halo 2015/11/22(Sun)19:19 No. 685293 ID: 939c7f
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>>685230
>Who the hell is even in our away party again!?

Onion, Bacon, Roland, Pipo, Alanna, Trixy, Eadola, Angel and Sasha.

>>685214
Gat - remind me what binding with you does?

Trixy - By removing a part of my soul and putting it in your as well as yours in mine, we could be connected spiritually. Kinda like how we are in possession but much more, personal and intimate... One of the benefits is that our spiritual powers, would be shared. With time and practice we could even share our spirits at a great distance! The other major benefit is that our spirits would not die if both are not killed. Effectively making me a litch, and you my phylactery... Contrarily to popular belief, litches aren't all evil skeleton hording psychopaths, in fact, necromancy is my weakest suit!

>>685156
>>685160
>>685214
Gat - Ok! Trixie! You help her!

Trixy - *sigh* fine... Alanna come on, go hide somewhere I'll help you...

>The two briskly wander into the forest and Alanna finds a good place, Trixy helps her out of her underwear and the mage gives her ample space... Sitting in her enchanting robes, the little mage keeps close, just in case something unexpected occurs... A loud and vulgar slew of complaints and moans rises up from behind the bushes...

Alanna - MMnnnAah... fuck... Burns! why... NNnnnn!

Trixy - Love mana is spicy, that's just the way of it... If anything this should teach you not to practice magic without supervision... Why were you out alone anyways?

Alanna - MMnnn! N-none of your busyness!

Trixy - Oh I think it is, I'm the one dealing with your mess now.

Alanna - I Didn't want you teaching me, okay! You think you're so good at everything! I didn't want you looking down at me and judging my every move! I just wanted to show Gatling that I was okay being self taught!

- [I... I think I love her?] -

Trixy - *sigh* You're not the first... I was a teacher you know, at a very prestigious school for wizards... But I was hated... Loathed! My students would scrawl the outer walls of the academy with their anger towards me and even threatened to kill me at times... That's what led to my long solitude... I've never really felt loved by anyone... Not my father, nor my brother, nor my kin... But thanks to Gatling... I feel... Ready to try again... Maybe I can find a place in this strange world you know?

Alanna - ...

Trixy - If you wouldn't mind... Wh-would you try being my friend? ... You can stop at any point of course... I wouldn't blame you... I'm unbearable I know...

Alanna - O-of course! Trixy, you... you don't... of course I'll be your friend!

Trixy - Thanks Alanna... I'll try teaching you to control your mana so this doesn't happen again... if you don't mind. I'll help you slowly, baby steps you know... But I can't teach you sorcery, you'll have to figure that out on your own, like a big girl~

Alanna - Th-thanks Trixy... I'll make sure to Aahhh! it-its moving!

Trixy - that's okay! that's normal. It's not alive... Its just enchanted... If you're done, I'll blast you with a non lethal water spell.

Alanna - A what!?

>with a wave of her hand the mage summons a torrent of water gushing up at Alanna, hosing her until clean. She then helps her into her clothes...

Alanna - okay... Trixy... First rule of friendship... Don't ever do that, without my express permission.

Trixy - what if you're on fire?

Alanna - That is another story entirely!

Trixy - I know~

Broken Halo 2015/11/22(Sun)19:25 No. 685294 ID: 939c7f
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>As they return to the cart, your body is almost back at the inn, taking careful precautions to not be seen, and yet a woman spots and stops you.

Lady - Excuse me, are you the one named Gatling?

>The woman is visibly blind and has only one hand and missing fingers.

Lady - The village elder has sent me to find you, she would like to see you and Eadoo, alone. It sounded quite urgent...

>_ _ _

Yuh-huh.

Gatling, call for backup. You're not going her way without an escort. Well, maybe if you brought a tank, but that's out of the question.

Also, ask her if she knows any phantom arm spells. You're only asking because she makes little attempt to hide her stubs.

>>685293
>Contrarily to popular belief, litches aren't all evil skeleton hording psychopaths, in fact, necromancy is my weakest suit!
Pfft, well duh. Any form of immortality is showing disrespect for the natural order, so that creates a natural bias in the population of immortals such that people who have no respect for the natural order and the like are over-represented. Kinda like how sociopaths are over-represented among businessmen.
Of course, healing the sick or wounded is ITSELF showing disrespect to the natural order, which is why healing magic properly considered a subset of necromancy even if people try to pretend otherwise; KILL infection, RESHAPE flesh to your will, REVIVE necrotic flesh, pushing back the point at which a person is even considered dead, etc... all necromantic acts, all used to heal.
There's also a lot of overlap between necromancy and golemcraft, and not just in flesh golems.

The binding sounds like a wise idea. I don't know how well it will function if we wind up dropping off the face of the planet again, but that's a concern which can wait until later.

>>685294
Something is very wrong about this. Go, but expect a trap, or worse.

G>Eadoo: Our presence has been requested by the village elder. Given that the woman was told what our Richard form looks like, I think it's based on our new power.

>Something is very wrong about this. Go, but expect a trap, or worse.
It's possible that she's planning on cutting the stem before the flowers can bloom (Ahem, killing us before we can gain power as a God), but I'm willing to put faith in that she's just trying to help us out.

Don't be paranoid, this is to be expected. We've caused quite a stir here in this short time. Either the elder or more likely this woman has the sight.

>>685307
We've met the elder. She's Concu's mother. Blind, but wise and insightful, able to see things most people cannot.

>>685321
We met the elder, but NOT this person. Impersonating an agent of a trusted figure is an ancient ruse, and highly effective.

On an unrelated note, since the meat-body replaced a knife I have to wonder if the meat-body also functions like a knife. It's harder to stab somebody with a hand, but if we did could we control them?

Well we aren't sending out our precious meat flesh right now, that would be reckless. If this is a legitimate message from the elder then we should probably go. We can send Eadoo, but maybe we should take some precautions. The rest of his entourage should wait outside whatever building they meet in.

"My name is Richard, I can send Gatling and Eadoo over there if need be. Do you have some way to prove that you're with the elder?"

>>685338
They wouldn't have just guessed that Richard is Gatling just through chance, they probably already know for sure our new identity. The Elder is apparently a seer of some sort (I think). Although, just in case, lets not outright confirm that we're Gatling.

Also, as we've already visited the Elder before, we know where she lives, so pay attention to where this girl leads us. If she doesn't lead us towards the Elder's house, get suspicious. And we probably should take someone along, too.

>>685379
Check my wording, I didn't explicitly state that we aren't Gatling, only that our name is Richard.

>>685294
The Gatling/Richard thing is like the worst kept secret ever. Consider that our new body has a mind that can be read. Hell, we don't even know if mind-reading can be perceived without deliberate magic or training or something.

Still, best to go along with it for now.

>>685335
>On an unrelated note, since the meat-body replaced a knife I have to wonder if the meat-body also functions like a knife. It's harder to stab somebody with a hand, but if we did could we control them?
Obvious penis joke goes here

Broken Halo 2015/11/24(Tue)18:29 No. 685557 ID: 939c7f
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>>685335
>>685485
>On an unrelated note, since the meat-body replaced a knife I have to wonder if the meat-body also functions like a knife. It's harder to stab somebody with a hand, but if we did could we control them?

It's possible and requires investigation.

>>685306
Gat - Eadoo, Our presence has been requested by the village elder. Given that the woman was told what our Richard form looks like, I think it's based on our new power.

Eadoo - *Ah, I see. I'll be over right away.*

>>685338
>The rest of his entourage should wait outside whatever building they meet in

Eadoo - *Okay, I'll bring the rest of us.* Okay, I'm sorry, there has been a change of plans, I've been informed that my presence is needed with the village elder. I'll be back soon, to deal with this spiritual conundrum...

Richard - My name is Richard, I can send Gatling and Eadoo over there if need be.

Lady - Oh! thank god, you're the seventh person I've asked... I swear the eldest thinks to highly of my gift... I can only just barely see your contour, and she described you simply as dwarf sized...

Richard - Do you have some way to prove that you're with the elder?

Lady - what? Eehh... I guess... I'm one of her hand maidens. You could ask one of the guards, or my cousin Concu. My name is Laevus LaHandra... I'm told it means stupid in Elven...

>>685296
>ask her if she knows any phantom arm spells. You're only asking because she makes little attempt to hide her stubs.

Laevus - Ehmm... nope... I don't know many spells, only three in fact... Oh I don't feel like my arm needs hiding, I was born without it. To me it's just normal~

>>685379
>Also, as we've already visited the Elder before, we know where she lives, so pay attention to where this girl leads us. If she doesn't lead us towards the Elder's house, get suspicious. And we probably should take someone along, too.

>She leads you to the village elders house, though on the way she does stumble and bump her head on rocks, hedges, poles, walls and signs...

Laevus - okay here we are... I think...

>She touches the door and feels for the particular shape of the windows and handle...

Laevus - Yup! Okay so she's probably in her study, waiting for them... so just bring em here... Oh eum... she was really pissed off when she sent me out... saying that Gatling is an idiot and that he'll ruin everything... it sounds like she's gonna scold him real bad... maybe he should wait a bit for her too cool off... or... maybe he should hurry not to keep her waiting... Heh... I don't know which is better!

>_ _ _

Let's not keep her waiting, but bring Trixy along for the fight.

This woman is playing the fool. I wonder what her game is.

>>685557
If we're "going to run everything", we'd best get there quick. Say you're going to go get them, then double around and go in the back, or something. Worst case, you blow your cover to this chick, it's probably no big deal.

Well, let's not keep her waiting. Seeing as this is directly related to us I suppose it would be pertinent to be there "in person", so we should send Richard in alongside Eadoo.

>Gatling is an idiot and that he'll ruin everything
I take offense to that, we aren't an idiot, we're a swarm of idiots!

>>685452
Doesn't Spiritually Distant protect us from mind reading?

Because it might become relevant in the near future...
[To Trixy]: How easily detectable is mind reading, in general? How noticeable might the perusing of surface level thoughts be?

>My name is Laevus LaHandra... I'm told it means stupid in Elven...
Shouldn't Tongues tell us if that really is what it means or not?
>saying that Gatling is an idiot and that he'll ruin everything...
Pff, of course they will. How else can you turn a country around, than ruining everything it already is?

Broken Halo 2015/11/26(Thu)10:10 No. 685814 ID: 939c7f
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>>685559
>bring Trixy along for the fight.
Trixy is too far to join.

>>685581
>Doesn't Spiritually Distant protect us from mind reading?
No. it hides you from scrying and divination...

Gat - Trixy, How easily detectable is mind reading, in general? How noticeable might the perusing of surface level thoughts be?

Trixy - well it's pretty subtle if you don't suspect you're having your mind read, especially if you've never had it done before. But not impossible...

>>685655
>Shouldn't Tongues tell us if that really is what it means or not?
Using tongues you decipher that Laevus loosely translates to: Foolish, clumsy, bumbling, awkward, unlucky, clueless and/or Malicious...

>>685578
>>685580
>You enter her room, the same you entered a few days ago when she first greeted you... She's standing a the window drinking from a bottle... There are a few empty bottle near and around her...

Babasaga - *sigh* Well there you are, in the flesh. I was almost hopping it wasn't true... But of course you had to eat it, with that giant fucking mouth of yours!!

>She lights up a long pipe and bellows out intoxicating fumes...

Babasaga - And of course... *cough cough* Not fifteen minutes later you're prancing around in woman's underwear with a giant erection! *sigh* this kingdom is doomed...

Eadoo - Miss... please calm down... We don't understand what happened... have a seat and explain... as best you can...

>The woman slowly sits down... looking sad and angry...

Babasaga - How could I not of seen this coming... It's as if you escaped the path of fate... of reality... even now I can barely see you in any future...

Eadoo - Baba... Please tell us what happened... neither of us know.

Babasaga - They ate something in you Eadoo, they ate the Everything, your Mojo, your gift given by every path of life and death... your special something...

Eadoo - Wait... the special gift that's everything at the same time! A succubus told me about that! It's in my penis!

Babasaga - Yes... It was... Now it's in theirs...

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Eadoo - Wait, hold on... No one ever told me what it was, what it did, why it was there... Everyone just said it was super important and very complicated. Why should I even care?

Babasaga - *sigh* I wish I could put it in easier terms... Okay... The everything... is a mighty blessing. its... okay look, it's like this... The mojo was what made you special, it's what made you to a story what would be the main character... the hero right? And now it's gone...

Eadoo - Wait what? I was the main character?!

Babasaga - Yes... It was your destiny to be the Black fated prince... But the title has changed hands... consumed by Gatling... I'm afraid little Eadoo, your grand story ends here...

Broken Halo 2015/11/26(Thu)10:10 No. 685816 ID: 939c7f
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-Chapter 8 end-

>I'm afraid little Eadoo, your grand story ends here...
What, screw that. If Eadoo is no longer the "official" main character I'm still going to have him be the face. It was his wish to be king and that's still going to be granted as best we can!
I wonder, is it possible for us to declare him a champion or something? Ought to make him important enough still.

>>685825
Nothing's impossible~

Load quest from last save point. That could have gone much differently.

I forgot we ha that as an option. We haven't... been saving the game...

>>685887
ffffffuck

>>685894
Maybe it autosaves at every thread start?

>>685897
I hope so. Stealing the story from Eadoo is an unacceptable outcome.
RELOAD.