>>67009
Same one I bet, and has dem hips.

The other one was white, this is grey. Ask if physical contact is part of the job, anyway.

>>67009
Resist the powerful urge to go furry. Ask about how to deal with an "unruly" customer.

>>67009
Resist urge to fondle dat ass. Fail.
Receive massive tips from surrounding male customers.

Insomnia 2009/10/19(Mon)20:20 No. 67040 ID: aba0a3
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Make out with her, make lots of money.

Get tentacles, make more.

Sanya 2009/10/19(Mon)20:22 No. 67042 ID: 5696d4
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> "... Aren't you the manager of this Brewery? Why are you doing this?"

"Didn't the elf tell you? We're short-handed. VERY short-handed. I'm the only one who runs this whole place."

> "Then why are you in such clothing?"

"... I have to make a living, and all I know is being as charmful as I can be to earn money... This is the only thing I know."

> Unruly customer

"That's completely up to you, but I do suggest not making such a scene... I've just started my business here, and I don't want to mess up."

Seduce him, get him to the back room... then tie him up and leave him there until the bar closes.

Suggestion 2009/10/19(Mon)20:29 No. 67052 ID: b1e366
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Have her use the Talyxian racial ability on him.

Sanya 2009/10/19(Mon)20:52 No. 67068 ID: 5696d4
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"'ey! What's wit' the big hol' up-"

"... Girls?"

>>67052
ohgodtheeyesdontpleasetheyburnus...

>>67068
Delicious lesbian makeouts?

Sanya 2009/10/19(Mon)21:01 No. 67078 ID: 5696d4
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"Please, sir... We've reserved a VIP room for your entertainment..."

>>67078

...proceed.

>>67078
So fake the VIP room, have the Talyxian hypnotize 'dos eyes' him and dump him in a trash barrel out back after soaking him in cheep liquor?

He wakes up with faint memories and booze soaked and figures this must be a good boozen bar.

Suggestion 2009/10/19(Mon)21:08 No. 67086 ID: 7ef24d
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Continue...

Sanya 2009/10/19(Mon)21:24 No. 67103 ID: 5696d4
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>>67085

You know what? I actually like the original idea of mauling him instead.

"UNF! DAT HURTS SO MUCH, GIRLS!"

"Oh, it will be all OVER soon, Dorf..."

--------------------------

"Wow, sounds like they're havin' quite an action thar."

"Sure wish I was da one dey pick'."

Suggestion 2009/10/19(Mon)21:27 No. 67105 ID: 7eda8b
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>murder

Sanya 2009/10/19(Mon)21:55 No. 67117 ID: 5696d4
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"H-h-hey, Sanya? May I talk to you for a second before you leave?"

>>67117
uhmm okay.

>>67117

Sure, why not.

>>67117

Go for it.

>>67117
Hahahah seriously? She's got a crush on Sanya now?

I wonder if that's just because of a really high Charm stat.

"Yyyyeah? I guess I could maybe spend a few more days here..." (who hires an employee for just one day, anyway?)

Sanya 2009/10/19(Mon)22:09 No. 67129 ID: 5696d4
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>>67118
>>67120
>>67121

"I'd just like to apologize for not telling you about this business and about myself earlier. I know it's bad for you to know that I'm a prostitute, but I had no choice..."

"You've earned 350 Gold for your services, and as a way of saying thanks, I'll treat you to the bath house for some quality time. I'm closing up anyway, and I wouldn't want this bad stench of Dorf to stay around my fur."

Seems like she wants to get to know more of me. Seeing that she's actually alone, I might as well join with her.

(Paused for the night)

I thought the idea was to bring him to the room and beat him up, not screw him.

I think maybe he got both treatments.

Let's get some bath house stuff going. Sure.

(she's gonna grope ya, Sanya)

>>67129

Okay, sure, let's just keep running with this.

Buy her as a gift, have threesome with kobold as gift.

(Temp services hire for a day, or when needing help, especially back when).

>>67212
I support this motion.

Sanya 2009/10/20(Tue)14:02 No. 67332 ID: 5696d4
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"Oh, this is the LIFE!"

You're not supposed to keep your towel on in the water.

>>67332
your towel is now soaked and you have nothing to dry yourself with

Sanya 2009/10/20(Tue)14:40 No. 67349 ID: 5696d4
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>>67334
>>67339

Ahh, you're right! I guess I was too excited to take it off... I haven't had such a relaxing time like this for YEARS.

"You can have my towel if you want."

I look at the Talyxian. Wow, I've never seen a Talyxian before; I've only heard them from my father's books that he left for us.

What kinds of things did he say about them?

On that note, keep a look out for any knife tricks.

What other races have you been told of by your father's writings? And his comments.

Funny commentary would be quite encouraged. I hope your father had a sense of humor.

>>67350

Seriously, she might look like she has none but around Talyxians never relax. Watch that ass... no, closer.

So, did she mention her name yet?

>>67349
Be nice, but beware of pouncing.
I'm doubting it would involve a knife, though.

Oh SHIT, make sure you keep her away from your nose. Try not to turn around suddenly.

Sanya 2009/10/20(Tue)15:26 No. 67378 ID: 5696d4
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>>67355

If there's anything I know about my father, it's that he's boring as heck. His books are quite technical, talking about anatomy and such.

>>67350
>>67365

Contrary to what I've learned about her race, she doesn't seem too proficient of a fighter. I can tell by the way she fumbled messily when we were trying to gag that Dorf back in the Brewery.

>>67365

I'll remember not to.

> "Uhh, so what's your name?"

"I'm Amina."

I don't want to jump into her mind like a detective. What should I say?

>>67378
ask her how long she thinks she can hold her breath under water...

>>67378
"U r hawt. ASL???"

>>67378

>I don't want to jump into her mind like a detective.

GAWD DAMN PSYKERS!

Just talk casually.

Well, as a genre-savvy voice, I can assure you your father now has an 80% chance of having a sense of humor deep inside now that you've said that.

In fact, by saying that, you have assured you'll meet him somehow... and me saying this may have negated all of it. Dammit.

Ask her how she came to be a whore in a dwarf village. Ask her what she's good at other than that.

>>67385
"How you ended up in your line of work"
No reason to be rude.

So, has she got any permanent plans with the brewery? Or if that's not really what she wants what would she think of joining you in a quest to save... your nose? We could use her eye candy skills.. we can teach her stuff. Only it's really dangerous and several people are already dead.

Sanya 2009/10/20(Tue)17:00 No. 67435 ID: 5696d4
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> "How'd you end up a prostitute, anyway? Isn't that a bit extreme?"

"I was raised in a place far from here by humans, but they were mean to me. They sold me off to a travelling caravan, but the people there only taught me about seduction and such. I didn't know much about my own dignity, so I learned too late about the wrong doings that I have been following."

"I escaped the caravan, but eventually found myself lost. Everything else that I have learned is pretty much self-taught, like how to handle gold and survive. I kind of owe it to prostitution that I manage to survive, but I know that it's wrong."

> "... Why don't you come with us?"

"I have only gotten to know you for less than a day. How am I supposed to know that you wouldn't use me just like that caravan?"

I can see in Amina's face that she wants to join, however. Does she want me to say something that'll convince her?

Tell her about your mission. Make it not that you want her to join, but that you would like her help.

Point out that you can hardly cart her around in a cage, or whatever the caravan did.

Tell her you can teach her how to do other things. (You know how to do other things, right?)

"I am a fucking sergon, if I have a problem that can be solved with seduction, I can also fix it by ripping it apart."

>>67435

I think you should let her trust you before we try to recruit her.

>>67435

Say because you like her and stuff

>>67435
She's given you a segment of life story, tell her some of yours.

No more customer service to worry about. Just yourself, your preferred style of offense, and good company. No chains attached. Dangerous work, but you won't lose your dignity. (Don't mention the risk of exposure to tentacles at all)

>>67446
Actually, wait.
Do we have a name for her so far?

>>67435

"I'll teach you how to fight so nothing can do that to you again. Besides, I wouldn't hurt you, I like you."

Does the party have enough skills to teach her so she'll benefit from it? I don't want to lead her to danger in hopes of something we don't have.

>>67449
I like this plan.

Sanya 2009/10/20(Tue)18:12 No. 67484 ID: 5696d4
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> "I'll teach you everything you need to know so you can protect yourself. You've been offering your body up too much. It's time that you learn how to defend yourself."

Amina smiles.

I can teach her the basics of battle, but I don't want to worry about that today. For now, I want us to relax a bit. It's what we both need.

>>67484
>One Agile
>Talyxian

>>67484
Hmm, with stats like that, she could be a pretty good party 'face'.

I think there's something wrong with the statcard or it's time to get her to the gym.

Sanya, blow bubbles.

>>67484
Just chill. I think it's time for that.

Sanya 2009/10/20(Tue)18:34 No. 67517 ID: 5696d4
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>>67485
>>67487
>>67493

Cut her some slack, guys! Weren't you not listening to her story earlier? From my dad's books, I knew that Talyxians were trained to be warriors. If Amina is telling the truth, then she wasn't able to get that experience she needed.

>>67512

You're my only friend among these strange voices in the stone.

>>67517
Hey, I was just pointing out that if she were to join up, she would probably be the best at negotiating with others, that's all. That's what I meant by 'face'. If she was freakishly intelligent, I would have said 'wizzard'. Play to your strengths, people.

We're just worried for her life now. Her life will be completely in your hands which is a big responsibilty. Especially since people drop like flies around you. Don't you dissapoint us.

>>67517
Sit up before your drown yourself, silly draco-woman.

Do a little dance for celebration!

>>67517
Yay, I feel important! But on a more serious note, if she's joining, she's getting decent training, possibly even before you set out. Until then, she works as a good face.

So, does this place offer massages?

>>67549
AND SEX

>>67577
Get one from Amina.

Sanya 2009/10/20(Tue)20:09 No. 67674 ID: 5696d4
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>>67526
>>67529

Mhm, I guess you're right to worry about that. As of now, I've only given Amina my word for her training. Granted that we've already lost three people, it might be quite dangerous for both of us if I don't get her trained in time.

>>67577

Oooh, that sounds like a good idea. I'll go and check it out if they have such services.

Sanya 2009/10/20(Tue)20:09 No. 67675 ID: 5696d4
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"Hey, do you have massa-"

!

>>67675
you gon' get raped.

Rape imminent.

Just avoid nose contact. Tell her immediately why.

>>67675
Don't worry she's grabbing your tail to get your attention, I don't think the following result would be rape...I mean its not like grabbing your tail is the equivelent to smacking your ass...or is it.

And here I thought it was just a red herring. Blush profusely ask what Amina is doing.

Um, is the bath house part of the tavern?

There's only one employee there available to give back massages.

Sanya 2009/10/20(Tue)20:40 No. 67708 ID: 5696d4
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"No matter what happens... I am forever in your debt."

> "... For what? I haven't given you anything."

"... You've given me hope."

>>67708
She's groping you! I told you this would happen!

>>67708
"If you're gonna get all touchy-feely, just know the nose is off-limits. People go crazy when they touch it, I don't know why."

>>67708
Hug her, avoid nose.
Keep it platonic.

>>67708

D'aww.

So, uh, you were going to try to get a massage?

>>67708
give her a hug (strictly friend hug no need to go further than that)

>>67708
Obious reaction:"Erh uhm... thankyou."

Suggested witticism:"I find that hope is the true coinage of the soul."

>>67708
Heed the d'aww. Don't let that hope turn out to be false.

Say "No. Forever's too long to be in anyone's debt. Now, a weekend or two, maybe..."

{CHIKKA BOW WOW}

D'awwwww, if it wouldn't make her fly in a murderous rage I would make her your waifu. Alas, it's your destiny to die loveless as long as you have this curse. Hugs only.

You better train her good.

Sanya 2009/10/20(Tue)21:00 No. 67724 ID: 5696d4
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> How about that massage?

"... I'm having it now..."

>>67724

...

I got nothin'. Just enjoy? I dunno, I feel kind of awkward now.

>>67724
Make sure to invite Murdelp next time.

Waifu.

>>67724
...are you getting laid?

>>67724
...her hands aren't on your shoulders...or back...I think she just skipped right to tha happy ending.

>>67730

I figured that was kind of obvious.

Hence my confused congratulations.

??? 2009/10/20(Tue)21:08 No. 67734 ID: 5696d4
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...

>>67734

Sup Murdelp.

>>67734
Stop having that wet dream and wake up this instant, young man.

>>67734
Well that's odd, why are we seeing Murdelp now? He doesn't have the Wisdom Stone.

??? 2009/10/20(Tue)21:13 No. 67742 ID: 5696d4
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... Arise, my minion. We have work to do.

>>67742

Oh, right.

Well, hell.

Lick her eye.