Gero. That poster is clearly calling to you.

>>661642
Frank Furter.

John Smith.

Franklin Nigel Furter, usually just Frank N. Furter.

jason

pickles pliskin, high imperator of the NEET collective

TheShowstopper 2015/08/11(Tue)00:05 No. 661659 ID: 3b1e59
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"Uhhh... I already have a name. It's Mel. Gero is just a thing that Sergeant Keroro says."

It appears that Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR. doesn't understand the concept of 'Naming the Character'. Will you keep the name Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR. or use the preset name Mel?

>>661659
Preset name is fine.

>>661659
Why not both?
Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR, Mel for short don't ask me how that's short for Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR it just is okay.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/11(Tue)00:54 No. 661663 ID: 3b1e59
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Good idea!

This is Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR. Mel for short. Mel is a boy with a miserable and rude personality, earning him the name Misery from his close friends. It is also his name on Skype, which he types in a lazy bright green type of text.

Mel's room is in the NORTH viewpoint. But before you can change the view let's try examining some of Mel's room!

>>661663
Examine Mel.

examine INTERESTS

GET Wooden Sword

LOOK AT Food

USE Wooden Sword WITH Mega Man Helmet

>>661673
how does stabbing his carpet do anything?

>>661663
WEAR Donnie Darko rabbit mask
TAKE alto saxophone
WEAR Mario hat
TAKE day-old burrito
GO outside
PLAY awful screeching noises with alto saxophone
THROW burrito at first stranger you see

Examine kawaii egg poster.

>>661663
observe terrible hentai left open on secondary browser tab

>>661663
USE Sonic Amiibo with... gamecube...????

>>661668

Search room for onahole and lotion.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/11(Tue)16:11 No. 661740 ID: 3b1e59
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>>661664
>>661668
>>661723

You decide to examine Mel and his INTERESTS. Mel is flattered that you would choose him first, after all, he is the coolest thing in his room.

Mel is a teenage boy who is currently living on his own. His INTELLIGENCE is rather low, and his STRENGTH isn't very high either. However his CREATIVITY is at an all time high, which he expresses through writing on his computer.

Mel's interests range from old school Nintendo games, cute and comedic anime, and hanging out with his friends on Skype. As mentioned earlier, Mel's favorite color is a bright green color. Mel is eager to begin this completely normal quest!

TheShowstopper 2015/08/11(Tue)16:13 No. 661741 ID: 3b1e59
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>>661702

That is... AFTER he correct's this statement! Noumi Kudryavka is NO egg. She is perfection! Mel begins to kiss his goddess. He is extremely in love with Noumi Kudryavka from Little Busters! Er... A little TOO in love. Mel. That's enough. Mel. Mel there are people watching. Mel! Er. Quick! Move onto a different suggestion. Anything! Just hurry!

to the computer, you have stories to write

What's with the scary bunny mask?

GO TO Bathroom

DO [WASH] Face

GET [Special] Face Scum

>>661746
Agreed, now is the time to write horrific, mind-numbing fan fiction

>>661728

yo mel, you've got several instruments in your room, but you don't seem like you play them that often, why?

I think we should talk about the elephant in the room, it is purple after all.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/11(Tue)22:02 No. 661813 ID: 3b1e59
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>>661696
>>661748

This isn't scary! He's cute! This is Frank from Donnie Darko, Mel's favorite movie of all time. Although it is a wonderful idea to become Rab-io the Burrito Wielding Slayer, Mel cannot. This mask is a collectible! Mel simply can NOT risk getting it ripped or dirty. It would break all the love he has for it!

TheShowstopper 2015/08/11(Tue)22:06 No. 661814 ID: 3b1e59
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>>661704
>>661728
>>661746

Mel suddenly uses his CREATIVITY skills to shamelessly combine these three suggestions into one raunchy, disgusting suggestion. Unfortunately, Mel is not facing his computer and therefor cannot finish the command! As stated earlier the POINT OF VIEW is facing the NORTH side of Mel's room! In order to complete this command it is suggested that the direction be switched. You may try either WEST, EAST, SOUTH, or RANDOM.

MOVE Random [Breakdance]!

Move geddan

>>661814
Face EAST, MOONWALK to COMPUTER.

spin to north, get on that story bucko.

Turn 360 degrees and walk out of the room away from ur computer

backwards

TheShowstopper 2015/08/12(Wed)16:47 No. 661886 ID: 3b1e59
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>>661818
>>661832

You have Randomized the POINT OF VIEW. Huh... Odd. It appears that the EAST and WEST directions are broken for now. It appears that you will have to work with NORTH and SOUTH. Mel is now facing SOUTH with much more to examine in his room!

Break open that smash ball. Turn into super Mel.

ACTION PLACE Hands [Between] Poster
DESTROY Poster
LOOK AT Secret Entrance

>>661886
SHINE FLASHLIGHT at BED to scare away mini Freddies.

Oops sorry, wrong game.

INSPECT suspicious BOTTLE of MYSTERIOUS LIQUID in right-hand corner.

Examine honking Tata's with great interest.

examine mayo dispenser

TheShowstopper 2015/08/12(Wed)20:56 No. 661937 ID: 3b1e59
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>>661920
>>661908
>>661916
[Somewhat Animated]
This isn't Mayo. This is Mel's handy dandy "HAND" LOTION. He usually keeps it hidden so he doesn't feel ashamed looking at it at night. Wait... Mel's interest in the knockers triggers his memory. His CREATIVITY has now skyrocketed to an all time high. Mel thinks it would be a nice idea to boot up his laptop and check to see what his hidden tabs have to offer.

USE Computer
ACTION [Design] Mechanism.
GET [Purchase] 3DPrinter
LOOK AT Knocker Hallucination

TheShowstopper 2015/08/13(Thu)00:04 No. 661955 ID: 3b1e59
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Mel turns on his computer. Oh? What's this?

TheShowstopper 2015/08/13(Thu)00:06 No. 661957 ID: 3b1e59
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Mel opens up Skype, greeted by the familiar Boo-bee-boop notification he has grown accustomed to.

It appears two of your online companions have left you a message. Should Mel answer that first or continue on with his completely 100 percent normal quest? Even if he does answer, who should he answer first?

Answer chum, but stop typing like a tool first! Seriously that color is nigh unreadable. I didn't even know that you could change your text color on skype and Mel uses it to make his text neon green!?

talk to shyguy, but try and keep it short, have some magnum opus to work on.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/13(Thu)13:55 No. 662053 ID: 3b1e59
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>>661972
>>661998

Mel is absolutely appalled! Sure he types like a tool, that he doesn't care about. But for him to change his text color? He did NOT have his friend mod his Skype for this. But for the sake of reading, Mel changes his text to a lazier more mellow green color. Mel hopes your happy.

Hi Mel!

uggggggh

Wow! Did you change your color? Looks hecka slick

stoooooop

Huh? Stop what?

emojis! you know how i feel about those stupid skype emojis. if you have to just like i dunno double type them. like this :))

Oops! I'm sorry I forgot! LOL

(Oops I mean :DD)

what do you want

Nothing~! Just wanna chat with my very best friend in the whole wide world! What have you been up to buddy? :33

uhhh. nothing i guess. well not really nothing. i'm going on a quest. or so i'm told.

WOW~! Can I come!? :DD We would be a great team!!!

Mel is troubled with a way to respond. He doesn't want to hurt poor Shy Guy's feelings... Mel isn't even too sure how this whole quest thing works. He needs help explaining.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/13(Thu)17:05 No. 662094 ID: 3b1e59
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yeah uh i don't think you want to. all i've really been doing is looking around for lotion and a computer if ya know what i mean |D

Eww~ LOL okay! Well if you need anything let me know pal! Oh I almost forgot! Lonely was looking for you! Something about a sexaphone?

what did i just say about emojis!?

>>662094
Aw hell who's that behind you?

Who's that tool behind you?

Speaking of emojis

THROW SOMETHING BEHIND YOU

Everyone else is wrong, there's nothing behind you. Just ignore it!

TheShowstopper 2015/08/13(Thu)19:34 No. 662148 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662095
>>662103
>>662119

Something behind you...?

>>662129

Well with convincing evidence like that Mel feels perfectly safe! After all, this is a Normal Quest, why would there be anything behind him? Mel decides to see what this "sexaphone" nonsense is all about.

Well since you're perfectly safe why don't you just frolic in your room and take that giant long sword and JUST ATTACK ALREADY YOU MORON

>>662148
Excellent, you're making the smart choice. Just keep ignoring anything behind you because there isn't even anything back there to ignore! Certainly not a devil man with a C for a face which probably stands for "Carlito" or something equally interesting, that's for sure!

TheShowstopper 2015/08/13(Thu)20:35 No. 662164 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662155
Nah. He's much too stupid for that.

Mel begins chatting with Lonely Heart

Ugh. Okay fine I give up. You win.

lol what?

You win. I can't think of any other way to go around it. There is no way I can get a saxophone without you sending me yours. What will it take?

nudes ;D

Ugh. You are absolutely repulsive. How any human being will ever find you in any way appealing is beyond my capable thought. I can't even imagine how you managed to buy a computer without others running from the aura of disgust that floats around you.

|D bro im joking. besides, im not human. neither are you. so why are you wearing that stupid human suit?

What? Are you trying to wander from the topic at hand? Because if you are, it is not working. Why are you using emoticons anyways? I thought you hated it almost as much as I hate you.

nah i dont hate emoticons. i just hate the skype emojis. they are disgusting and vile. oh hey i guess we must be cousins huh? ;D

Whatever. Now back to the matter at hands. Wait. Did you change your color? Of course you did, if not my eyes would be bleeding from how God awfully gaudy it was.

wait. are you the voices in my head that are like telling me to do shit?

What? Ugh. Quit trying to get me off topic! What does it take to aquire that saxophone?

nothin. it's mine.

Ugh! Aren't you forgetting that I have modded your Skype for you, sent you that Freddy plushie, AND helped you with your embarrassing predicament a few nights ago?

hey that was all your choice. i mean yeah its cool stuff you gave me. but i dont have to pay you back. especially if i am, ahem, "Absolutely Repulsive" *in a posh brit voice*

I'm not British!

*posh aussie

FUCK YOU MISERY!

maybe later princess im busy ;D

A great aura is building up behind Mel.

>>662164
You're not human? What are you then?

detect aura.

>>662164
Just start jackin' it, if there was anyone else in the room they'd scoot right on out after that.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/13(Thu)23:44 No. 662207 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662168

"Oh no! I'm actually a Dexus!"

So what? You can rip your face off?

TheShowstopper 2015/08/13(Thu)23:45 No. 662210 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662169

Mel has detected the aura source. They share awkward gazes into each others eyes/letter c.

>>662210
Resist urge to make out with otherworldly being.

>>662210
>Mel: stare him down as you continue to jack it

>>662210
What's a Dexus?

I bet the c stands for cunt, share this observation with the home invader, then jerk off until he feels uncomfortable enough to leave.

Offer a handshake and recite the earth ritual of friendly greeting.

Jack it into his face.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/14(Fri)11:36 No. 662337 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662211

Mel is trying very hard.

>>662244
>>662335
>>662218

Mel can no longer resist the urge thanks to the power of suggestions!

"E-EH!?"

The demon's aura glows brightly as Mel begins to unzip his pants. This is happening. Right here. Right now.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/14(Fri)11:39 No. 662338 ID: 3b1e59
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[Somewhat Animated]

"EEEP! Er, pardon me I must hide for a moment to sort my thoughts."

Guess this isn't happening right here and right now. The odd Demon fellow hides itself in Mel's closet slamming the door shut and revealing Mel's kickass Gungrave poster.

>>662338
Well don't just stand there, go after him!

Go into the closet and continue jacking it in front of them. Hell, even go and rape them while your at it.

DEAR GOD you guys. Don't sexually harass/assault the demon.

Message your friend and tell him there's a demon in your closet. Should be funny to see his reaction. Then like, try talking through the door at him. Find out who he is and why he's in your room.

what is wrong with you people
>>662346
this

TheShowstopper 2015/08/14(Fri)13:57 No. 662358 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662339
>>662340
>>662346

These are all great suggestions! However, something entirely dumb and stupid just became relevant again. Misery is in the SOUTH POINT OF VIEW and his closet is in the WEST POINT OF VIEW. He won't be able to open it until he unlocks the WEST POV!

"WHAT!?"

Uh oh. Mel seems to be very unhappy right now.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/14(Fri)13:59 No. 662359 ID: 3b1e59
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Let's let Mel calm down by bringing up the CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN! You may choose one of the characters by selecting their number. However! It appears 1 and 4's buttons are busted right now! We will work on getting that fixed! Please Understand!

>>662346
it's a demon
it's literally a manifestation of evil

we just wanted them to leave and succeeded in our goal

>>662359
Let's see what's on tab 2, first.

Let's see behind door number 3,

Let's go with number 3.

Take a look at tab 2.

2

purple is neat but I gotta go with 2.

3

TheShowstopper 2015/08/15(Sat)10:27 No. 662623 ID: 3b1e59
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Opening up TAB 2 reveals a Hidden Character Menu. These characters can only be unlocked by typing in their four letter code words. You haven't unlocked any of these code words though! For now, its best to move onto your new character. After all, four choices is quite a plentiful amount of suggestions to roll through. It's best to keep it that way for now.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/15(Sat)10:29 No. 662626 ID: 3b1e59
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Our totally normal quest continues with a totally normal boy! You have selected Character 3. His room is being viewed from the WEST POV. We can discuss his name later. Watch out... You are being watched.

Enter codeword: HONK

Failing that, go for character #2.

>>662626
Fetch dildo from trash can.

Rescue pizza from bed monster, but watch out for Birthday Boy Blam there.

You have a guest, be a good host and offer up some grub.

give weiss a kiss for luck.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/15(Sat)13:22 No. 662673 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662629

Dildo? Char 3 has no idea what you are talking about. Although that pizza does look rather delicious! Smells really good too so it must be fresh! One bite wouldn't hurt...

TheShowstopper 2015/08/15(Sat)13:25 No. 662676 ID: 3b1e59
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" GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PIZZA LITTLE BOY!!"

"AAH!"

Foxy? attacks!

That is obviously someone in a mask, so kick them for being an ass.

Do not be distracted by anything, eat that pizza or die trying!

GET Master Chief helmet

BLUDGEON Foxy with Master Chief helmet

Be too terrorized by flashbacks of FNaF4 to move.

You are now the crying boy.

Cry.

STOMP that asshole right on his stupid head!

TheShowstopper 2015/08/16(Sun)00:35 No. 662889 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662720
On it!

>>662794
>>662677
>>662693

Char 3 wants to do something cool and brave like that... but... he.. he just can't! He's way too scared!

"Oh come ON! You can't seriously be scared of the fucking CARE BEARS from Five Nights at Freddy's. Or should I say Five Nights at MILKING ANOTHER FUCKING SEQUEL OUT IN TWO WEEKS."

"B-b-but they are new games each time... th-they are really scary sometimes!"

"PSHT. You must be kidding me. YOU FIND THAT SCARY? God what kind of an older brother ARE YOU? Oh wait I should call you Lil Bro huh shorty?"

"wait... isn't that the Foxy mask my friend sent me...? That was a gift!"

"Yeah well I made it better! Now it doesn't feel like I'm living with a furry fucking freak. REKT. You'll thank me later."

"leave me alone..."

"Psht. Alright fine. Have fun with your furry friends online. Nerd."

Jeeze, your younger brother is kindof a jerk. Assuming he's left...yeah, go talk to your friends online. Or whatever. Calm down, I suppose. Also, lock your door when you leave, perhaps.

>>662889
Plot brutal, life-ruining revenge.

I know just the thing: get your brother interested in Insane Clown Posse.

Or just go annoy the crap out of Mel on Skype.

wait until they leave then comfort self with waifu

TheShowstopper 2015/08/16(Sun)01:34 No. 662902 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662896

Char 3's brother has left. He goes to his poster of Weiss Schnee from RWBY. Ah Weiss... truly the Ice Queen is the only one who can freeze away all this fear. It has occurred to you that Char 3 remains unnamed! A naming is in order! As calling him Char 3 was a little redundant and extremely stupid.

>>662902
His name shall be kaerthrey! Also his nickname shall be "lil' bro" because he cannot possibly be the older brother, he would be a disgrace to older brothers everywhere.

gregor. not gregory, just gregor

Wow, even your POSTER is disturbed at your behavior.

INSPECT poster. Look for secret code.

Gregory Telltale.

>>662902
Charles the 3rd.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/16(Sun)11:15 No. 662984 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662904

"No. I really am his older brother... I'm just shorter than he is..."

The name Gregorthrey Telltale the 3rd has been chosen!

"Are you going to make the suggestors go through this each and every time? I already have a name! It's Dako, but I prefer the name Shy!"

Quiet Gregorthrey! Would you like to keep this name or go with the default name Dako/Shy?

[/color=#990099] "Screw this I'm going to talk with Misery"

>>662984
I knew this would happen eventually. That last bit is in Shy's color forgive me.

Greg is a good name

mud 2015/08/16(Sun)11:27 No. 662989 ID: c0fe75

>>662984
Obviously go with Gregorthrey. It's a name deserving of noogies and charlie horses. Plus you can annoy Misery by insisting that he refer to you by it, and I'm coming to think that annoying Misery is always a plus.

>>662985
welcome to my nightmare

Dako is a stupid name for idiots who are dumb. Gregorthrey is clearly superior. If you really are the older brother then it is your solemn duty to assert your dominance over your little brother with a RIGHTEOUS ASS WHUPPING! Be sure to use the happy sun emoji when talking to misery.

You have been given your true name at last, the old name was a lie made by the government. Keep the nickname Shy though, it isn't bad.

Sing the best friend song!

TheShowstopper 2015/08/17(Mon)03:04 No. 663354 ID: 3b1e59
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>>662989
>>663070

"But that's not my- ugh... Fine we will play hardball! I won't listen to any of you voices in my head until I am called by my real name!"

>>663075
Shy decides this is alright. After all, it's the name he prefers anyways. Shy flips his camera to the SOUTH POINT OF VIEW so he can get on his computer. Before he does, he leaves time to examine some things, as it is always a good idea to get to examine a new POINT OF VIEW full of new references and content! Then Shy will be sun emote singing to his best friend Misery the whole way!

Attempt to wield the MIGHTY HAMMER OF FEMINISM to SMASH THE PATRIARCHY (or your little brother if you decide to stop being such a wimp). Insert dildo preemptively for when you cyber with misery. Examine posters.

>>663354
Hide black bone under clothes to return to black ekeleton later.
Also read attached note.
Search Internet for spooky things. Skeletons like spooky things.

>>663354
Whatever, Gregorthrey. Read black dildo note, then tell Misery about it while using tons of emoji.

Keyblade, surely a weapon rivaled by few. When did this mighty instrument enter into your collection?

TheShowstopper 2015/08/19(Wed)03:51 No. 663882 ID: 3b1e59
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>>663358
Shy attempts to wield the powerful weapon Magnhild, a HUGE war hammer! er.. Huge grenade launcher! Huge.. Warge Gremmer! Shy never really did get why EVERY weapon in RWBY had to double up as a gun... or why the damn cosplay prop he got was so heavy! He can't even lift the damn thing!

What dildo? There is no dildo. Shy refuses to acknowledge the clearly visible dildo.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/19(Wed)03:55 No. 663883 ID: 3b1e59
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>>663397
Huh? Oh yeah! Shy almost forgot about his keyblade replica. It's only made out of plastic and styrofoam so he could defiantl- OH COME ON SHY. YOU REALLY CAN'T LIFT THE DAMN KEYBLADE? This is why your name is Gregorthery.

>>663361
Shy absolutely refuses to even listen to anything involving the words "black", "dildo", "bone", or "cyber". He will not get anywhere near that thing no matter what is on it.

Grab the shaft of the dark colored cylindrical object. Have a look out the window, then get on with it and pester misery.

how the hell did you even get it into your room in the first place? start working out GET HUGE.

read note attached to mysterious darkish object

The keyblade has not chosen you, so sad. For now distract yourself from your obvious lack of upper body strength with internet chatting.

>>663883
Damn Gregorthrey, drop whatever else you were doing and get on the floor. From now on this quest is going to be 700 PUSHUPS QUEST.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/22(Sat)22:49 No. 664591 ID: af95d7
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>>663912
>>663914

OK FINE. Shy can no longer escape the truth, there is a large black dildo placed in his room. They are usually placed in his room by his brother, in which his brother will bring his friends in and call him all kinds of mean names. Shy knows he just wants to do it to fit in though, he doesn't blame his brother. The thing is repulsive though! To think someone would want to stick this in their... urk... Shy thinks he will be sick... On the shaft is a secret code-word labeled "D-O-N-G". This may be used somewhere! Anywho, it appears Shy's buddy is messaging him. Shall he keep examining his room or move onto bugging his chums?

Bug the chums of course no need to be .. shy.

>>664591
[spoiler] The IP is indeed different however I'm still running as TheShowstopper. Moved recently and got a new router so that why it changed.

gaze longingly out yon window

TheShowstopper 2015/08/23(Sun)00:12 No. 664609 ID: af95d7
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>>664592

Shy decides to message his chum. As she has left him a message!

Hello? Are you online by any chance? It is a little important if you don't mind.

Yes of course! :DD I am willing to help at ANY time~! :33

Hm? What is with your emoticons? You usually use the Skype emotes if I am correct?

Huh? OH! Sorry! I got a little used to typing to Misery! He hates the Skype emotes so he told me to just double letter my emotes! XDD

Hehe. That's actually really adorable. Although I don't mind if you use the Skype emotes. They are just emoticons after all.

Just emoticons!? :OO Emoticons are quite special you know! They let you know what someone is feeling like when they are typing! I love using emoticons! XDD Go ahead you try and use an emoticon that shows how you feel!

Um. Okay. How's this?

AWWW! :(( Why are you crying?

Oh I suppose the same reasons you know. Isolation, captivity, and a tad bit of lust. However, a new feeling of frustration has just occurred to me.

:OO

Have you ever, well, liked someone even if there was no reason whatsoever for liking them? Someone who was so entirely unlikable that you yourself have considered to be stupid for ever even considering the thought of anything more than a mediocre mutual relationship?

Umm... no? I don't think so~! But I may be wrong! I'm a little confused by your big words man ^^;;

I'll elaborate. There is this girl. She is everything that you hate. She's lazy, inconsiderate, and quite rude. However you still have feelings for her, even when your conversations boil down to nothing more than arguments. Is that normal?

Nope~! But it's okay to be different if that's how your feeling! :DD

Oh. In that case no it is not how I am feeling. I was simply asking for a friend. I will let them know they are quite the concerning type of idiot.

That's not very nice~! People aren't idiots for liking people!

Hehe. Shy you have a beautiful heart. It is always open to anyone, no matter how rude or vile they can be. You will be a very loved boy one day, I can tell.

Aww >//w//<

Shy's dialog can be inspired by suggestions at this point! You may keep the conversation with Lonely Heart going or attack another character! After all three different options are open to you.

>a tad bit of lust

mail her the dildo.
Talk to her about your brother, and her captor. go bug Frank Johnny Smith Jason JR.

Let's input "D-O-N-G" before we forget it!

>>664609
Now that your chum has opened up to you (or, well, your chum's chum has), reveal your own feelings! Announce to the world your hot, burning passion for Misery's affections!

And then type D-O-N-G.

Tell her you want misery's D-O-N-G, she'll know what it means.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/23(Sun)18:06 No. 664709 ID: af95d7
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>>664633
>>664644
>>664637

Shy continues to chat with Lonely

Oh yeah! By the way! D-O-N-G!

What?

I dunno~! It was on this uh... mysterious object :?? Not sure what it stands for though!

Isn't dong a slang term used to describe the male genitalia?

Oh... Uh... I guess so huh? XDD Wow that's embarrassing!

Another of your brother's shenanigans?

Yeah... He's been extremely obnoxious lately... More than I can take at points DD: But I know he doesn't mean to be mean. He just has some stuff he needs to sort out in his own life! I think...?

Hehe. I wish I had a brother like you Shy.

Oh yeah! Uh... I had a question! Why do you feel like a captive? Were you secretly kidnapped!? :OO

No silly. Well. Not exactly. I mean, er, it's complicated. To put it simply I live in my house. However my guardian will not let me leave.

Huh? What_do you mean? 8||

My guardian is in complete control over me. It's like living in a bird cage. I don't even remember the last time I was able to leave my room.

Wow... I'm sorry! That must really be difficult... do you get to see the sun and stuff?

Through barred windows yes. But really enough about me. It's not like I can change it any time soon.

Well. What about lust? :?? you said that too! Would you like me to send you a um.. well.. uh... O//O

What? No no no. I just, er. It's complicated.

Does it involve your secret little crush? :33

I told you that wasn't me! It was a friend! I swear!

Suuuuuure |33 Hey have you seen Misery online?

Ugh. Don't you even mention him around me! He is such a slob. But yes. Last I checked he was online approximately 14 minutes ago.

Oh cool! I'll check and see if he's on. Thank you Lonely~~! :DD

>>664709
You know, Misery might have changed his mind about those Skype emoticons. You should use a ton of them.

And that's really, really weird about Lonely being a prisoner in her own room. Like, probably criminal false imprisonment and child abuse weird. You should probably contact the police about it.

The friend she was talking about was you sly, she knows about your crush on misery. Go pester him with skype emojis before you forget.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/23(Sun)22:51 No. 664753 ID: af95d7
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Shy decides to message Misery.

Hey there Misery!

You there bud?

Oh right your busy with that bad ass quest huh?

GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT THOSE MOTHER FUCKING EMOJIS!?

Really? Your gonna caps me?

god dammit look i dont have time to deal with your stupid emote shit. i have a demon in my closet who i cant get to come out.

Awww! It's not a demon Misery! Being gay is perfectly normal! If your gay it's okay! I'll help you get that 'demon' out of the closet alright?

what? no no no no no no no 1000x no. that is not what i meant. i mean there is a literal demon in my closet right now and i cant access him because of some stupid dumb fourth wall shenanigans or something.

How did THAT happen?

tried to wack it in front of him. then when he tried to come closer i politely offered to rape him.

MISERY!

hahaha im joking dude chill. no but for real the dude is in my closet now having some alone time. i dont know how to go about that.

Be friends!

i swear in the great name of jesus fucking christ i will come to your house and murder you if i see another fucking emoji. no joking either. i will literally find your house. and when i find you. i will end you.

One last one! I want to know if the demon looks like this!

kinda. except instead of that dumbass emoji expression it has a c for a face. like if slenderman slept with the cookie monster.

Ew! Gross! XDD See? I changed my emoticons for you :))

yeah thanks. hey anyways i really gotta go find a way to get this demon out of the closet. if you need anything else let me know man. oh and could you tell lonely not to be such a bitch to me? shes been like hyper pmsing on me and its really just annoying.

Will d

Uh oh.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/23(Sun)22:57 No. 664756 ID: af95d7
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It appears someone cut Shy's power out. His room plunges into darkness. Except...

TheShowstopper 2015/08/23(Sun)23:11 No. 664758 ID: af95d7
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...one light remains.

>>664758

Try and remember the door to your room and just...

Run.

>>664758
It's your dickhead little brother again, Shy. Wield BLACK DILDO and be prepared to BLUDGEON him with it.

>>664761
yes, he may be taller than you, but psychological warfare is something you can beat him at. it's hard to be scary when you have a big black dildo down your throat amirite?

TheShowstopper 2015/08/24(Mon)09:32 No. 664810 ID: af95d7
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>>664760
>>664761
>>664776

Shy wields the mighty flashlight and Cockinator Blackthousand. Yes that is the name of the dildo. He heads toward his door, unaware of the lurking danger behind him.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/24(Mon)09:37 No. 664813 ID: af95d7
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Ah there we go! Our technicians Spice Wish, Light Wonder, and Coconut Dust have all worked together with the power of Pony magic to fix the character select screen! Huh? Hold on. It appears Spice Wish was slacking on his job... The fourth button is still broken! Oh wait to go Coconut Dust. You broke the third button too! Well, that's alright. For now you can still select the First and Second buttons which include Mel and the Mysterious Second Character. Select wisely! Also pay no mind to the flashing Tab 2 button. We're serious! There is totally nothing behind there!

pokes tab 2

Tab 2, definitely. Input "D-O-N-G".

Let's go with second girl!

>>664813

By gum I reckon
Pick tab the second!

2

>>664813
Tab 2 is blinking clearly we must look at it.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/24(Mon)11:33 No. 664826 ID: af95d7
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>>664825
>>664820
>>664817
>>664816

Opening up Tab 2 reveals that you have unlocked Shy's secret character! The code-word DONG has allowed you to play as Shy's Brother! Your options now include Mel, Character 2, and Bro.

neat.
number 2 on tab one, please.

Ew, why would we even want to play as that asshole? #2 please.

I don't think I need to even say my preference here.

Tab 1, character #2.

>>664826
Douchebag brother on tab 2 is clearly the correct choice.

Character #2.

No, no: clearly we need to play as technician Light Wonder.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/25(Tue)23:51 No. 665120 ID: 40596e
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>>664849
Eventually this will have to happen!

>>664950
Light Wonder is having Server IP problems. The damn pony... trying to slack on the job... For now Character 2 is the best bet.

Character 2 is at her computer. It appears her "Guardian" has left her a gift... She's not sure whether to be flattered, or disgusted...

TheShowstopper 2015/08/25(Tue)23:59 No. 665122 ID: 40596e
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>>665120

My my where are are your manners? Character 3 apologizes for that poor introduction. it was not quite what she planned to do after all. She just got a little carried away in her anger against her guardian. Anyways, Character 3 understands that this whole "Name Your Character" joke is going to happen again, so she decides to help speed it up.

"You see, my real name is Kim, however I prefer the name Lonely. It helps to reflect my life at this point in time. I like to type in an elegant shade of Orange. Now then, on with the naming if that is what you wish."

Yes. There is yet another new ID. I apologize.

>>665122

You'll find someone in time but if you prefer to be called Lonely, no one should really stop you.

If you're concerned about being uniquely identified, you could use a tripcode. (I'm not sure, myself, how they work.)

Your new name is Kimball, Kim for short. This is character 2 not 3!

>>665122

Your name is Potato Johansen. Now wield those pistols akimbo and blast your way outta this joint.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/26(Wed)11:00 No. 665173 ID: 40596e
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>>665169

"No"

>>665135

Hm? No, you are the Third character to be revealed, thus Character Number 3. But... you are also the Second on the Character select screen... however... Oh Rubbish. Lonely doesn't care for the Character Numbers anymore. Her nickname is Lonely and that's all she cares for. She is grateful for the name Kimball P Johanson instead of something extremely ludicrous like Misery and Shy were given. Lonely picks up the slice of cake left from her Guardian. With a new character and a new room brings plenty of new things to examine! Lonely welcomes any questions or examinations of her room! She would also like to bring up that being the computer wiz she is, she fixed your POINT OF VIEW FINDER to unlock all viewpoints!

So Kim, how skilled are you at tickling the ivory keys?

There is a piano in this room, does that make you a pianist?

Those guns real or not? And I'm not talking about your arms.

Those pistols look amazing. Are they yours? Do they fire any sort of bullets? Or do you use them as flare practice, gun twirling and the like?

>>665176
But guns are a type of arms?

Is the POINT OF VIEW FINDER fixed for all characters? Who is your Guardian, and how is anything they're doing even remotely legal? When you where talking to Shy were you really asking that question "for a friend", if so who? Have you encountered any PARANORMAL ACTIVITY lately? Do you have any notable SKILLS or INTERESTS? WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEXUS?

TheShowstopper 2015/08/26(Wed)22:54 No. 665265 ID: 40596e
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>>665174
>>665175

Ah yes! Lonely considers herself to be quite the educated student when it comes to dancing her fingers on the piano. Before her father died, he had always requested her to play the piano. It is one of the many talents she possesses, some of which forced onto her due to her high class. Lonely offers to play for you some time if that is what you would like.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/26(Wed)23:01 No. 665266 ID: 40596e
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>>665176
>>665189

FUCK YES THEY ARE REAL. These magnificent beauties are known as Leif and Vill, your twin pistols that were bestowed upon you by your great grandfather. They are fucking AWESOME. You are extremely skilled with using guns, but only if you are duel-wielding. It's not like that kiddie wooden sword and scythe crap we've seen before. These are for real.

>>665232

Woah there buddy, one question at a time! After all, holding this bad-ass pose isn't something smart to do in a bulletproof room where a single shot will ricochet on every wall, door, floor, and ceiling. Lonely will start by letting you know that her amazing computer skills have fixed the POINT OF VIEW FINDER for every character. Including Misery and Shy.

>>665266
FINE THEN geez... You can stop posing if it hurts you so much. Here they are one at a time so you can answer them at you leisure PRINCESS.

Who is your Guardian, and how is anything they're doing even remotely legal?

When you where talking to Shy were you really asking that question "for a friend", if so who?

Have you encountered any PARANORMAL ACTIVITY lately?

Do you have any notable SKILLS or INTERESTS?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEXUS?

You mentioned that you are high class, are you in some sort of gilded cage scenario?

Who were your parents?

Have you tried using your POTENT FIREARMS to make a DARING ESCAPE?

TheShowstopper 2015/08/27(Thu)12:45 No. 665305 ID: 40596e
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>>665285

Lonely will answer a few of these questions to the best of her abilities. It's a little hard for her to talk about her past though... She usually will vent out through drawing to get her point across.

You see, Lonely used to be the daughter of Aria and Lucian, the heads to the company Broken Hearts. Broken Hearts was a computer design company primarily, making a computer that many compared to being better than both Apple and Microsoft. Broken Hearts would also branch out to making video games, clothing, accessories, and even some fields of music. The head of the company was Lucian, Lonely's father. Life was so much happier with him, he truly loved Lonely as a child. However, he died from a fatal car crash on his way home from work. The guy who hit him was never found, so it was pronounced a hit and run. After that, Lonely's mother cared for her as much as she could, trying to tear through the sadness that was left behind in her husbands death. She did a very good job of raising Lonely as the Heiress of Broken Hearts, until...

TheShowstopper 2015/08/27(Thu)12:46 No. 665306 ID: 40596e
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>>665285

...he came. The bastard you refer to as your "Guardian". Your step-dad.

PLUSHTRAP ALERT, PLUSHTRAP ALERT

hug rabbit comfort self.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/27(Thu)19:05 No. 665345 ID: 40596e
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>>665315

Plushtrap? What are you-

"EEEK!"

"Your emotions are fluctuating. Are you alright Lonely?"

"B-Bloody Hell... is that you Val!? What did I tell you about transferring into other appliances?"

"I apologize. I like this Plushtrap body. It is small, nimble, and soft. If I remained in the computer I would not be able to comfort you very well. You told me if you ever have fluctuating emotions to comfort you correct?"

"SPRINGTRAP PLUSH. It's not some mere knock-off of my beautiful bunny prince. Val, you know when you transfer without my help it messes with the programming of other appliances! I just got Springy fixed too! God..."

"Would you like me to help fix it? I have finished the task of washing your clothing so I can move onto a new task now.

"You did what!? I-I-I never gave you permission to touch any of my clothes!"

Your clothes were exactly 2.356984 days dirty. I could not simply allow another day to go by with your clothes filthy. You do not deserve to walk in dirty clothing. So I cleaned and sorted: Pink Shirt (x3), Dark Blue Pants (x2), Bright Orange Bra (x2), Black Underwe-"

"OH MY GOD VAL SHUT UP PLEASE! G-good job thank you for your service."

"Why are you getting flustered? I am your creation. Therefor you are my master. Cleaning your clothing is something that would be expected from your creation."

"Well I don't want to be some slave owner so I'd prefer you leave me some tasks... Er, status on Escape?"

No method of escape has been found yet. I will continue looking for a way. A suggestion I have would be the next time your guardian comes by, holding open the dog door used to deliver your food and sweets to let me through"

"I won't risk loosing all the information and data I have stored on you. So that is a no. Oh well..."

I apologize. Also you have received an incoming message from Misery. Shy has also logged offline.

"Logged off? That's not normal for him... If he is busy he usually just switches to Away or something. Alright thank you Val."

You may now not only suggest an action for Lonely, but can also give Lonely suggestions for Lonely's AI Val.

That's kinda creepy, why do you have a fully functional robot plushtrap for your pet AI to inhabit anyway? Go be annoyed by talk to Misery. When you're done with that either I'll pester you with more questions which you'll be tight lipped about, or something stupid will interrupt us and our perspective will shift back to Misery.

That is incredible, technology is so neat. So why did you create Val and what are their capabilities? Side note; how long have you been trapped in this room?

TheShowstopper 2015/08/27(Thu)23:17 No. 665371 ID: 40596e
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>>665346
>>665347

Lonely switches to the SOUTH POV so that she can see what Misery wants... eventually. She is in no hurry to see him! None! None at all! Er... anyways, Lonely made Val for a few different reasons, the most important being escape. Val is capable of transferring his data into anything that has a reasonable processing power, most of which being Lonely's stuff since Val cannot leave the room. Val is capable of many different things, but primarily serves as Lonely's house maid of sorts. He is designed to find any opportunity of escape and take it, which has led to a number of weird shenanigans. As for being locked in here, Lonely thinks its been about a year? It's hard to tell. She has tried to find ways to ask for help, however her computer is tied into the Broken Hearts' network. Anything she types or any website she goes on is monitored by her Mother and Step-Dad, which is why she can't do much.

>>665371

I'm interested as to what kind of art do you do! Also, that Lonely Hearts poster(?) on the wall looks like it's either nailed or screwed to the wall, what is that...?

If you want to win the MISERYBOWL you'll have to act fast to gain his affection before Shy. Although, Shy isn't online right now so I guess we could have a look at your art first.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/28(Fri)11:08 No. 665392 ID: 40596e
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>>665374
>>665383

Lonely ADORES drawing. It helps her vent as well as express herself! However, this book is more of a scrap book because most of Lonely's art she does digitally. That is, if she could ever find her dang tablet! Cocky bastard keeps disappearing! Lonely opens the book to a page in the middle showcasing her work. Lonely pays no mind to the naked anime guy. What naked anime guy? There is no naked anime guy you fools.

Artwork by a friend of mine.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/28(Fri)11:10 No. 665393 ID: 40596e
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>>665374

Lonely thinks it's a poster... Though she isn't too sure. It's been bolted into her room ever since she was locked in here. And it isn't like a normal flimsy paper poster, this thing is extremely durable! The only way Lonely could see taking it off were if she had a screwdriver somewhere.

i am sure a robot of some kind has a pointy bit in the right shape.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/28(Fri)15:39 No. 665415 ID: 40596e
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>>665397

Worth a shot.

"Val. Take those screws out of the wall!"

"Affirmative."

Val rips the 'poster' off of the wall leaving a large hole.

"V-VAL!? What the hell!?"

"I was ordered to take the screws out of the wall. Since no tool of unscrewing was in my presence I took them off the only way I could. Was this incorrect?"

Lonely is really starting to wish it was rabbit season.

hey, if it works. examine the crap out of that opening.

More problematically-you're gonna lose that bunny bot I bet.
I figure that's either an excape path you've not gone down...Oooor a trap in case you got clever.
I'm not sure what, but maybe if there's something disposible you have in there you can toss it into that hole, and listen out for a sound as it lands.

I'd look in your closet, Lonely. Switch to WEST POV to see what's in it or even EAST POV to see if you have anything under your bed. Your tablet might be there too. Don't have to escape just yet.

>>665415
Val is the best rabbot. Now, it's time to Shawshank Redemption your way outta here! You're okay with crawling through a quarter mile of sewage, right?

We need at least some supplies before we break from this joint! For one, that hole looks REALLY dark, we need some kind of light...right...? Not to mention stuff like food and survival things, who knows where this can go...?

TheShowstopper 2015/08/29(Sat)00:47 No. 665524 ID: 40596e
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>>665427

Lonely thinks this is a good idea. She switches to her WEST POV to open her closet.

"Val, could you please look for a light or something to examine that vent for me?"

TheShowstopper 2015/08/29(Sat)00:50 No. 665525 ID: 40596e
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>>665447
>>665418
>>665416

"Light activated. Examining vent. The vent appears to lead straight down, then to a fork in the road. It also narrows so that it is too small for you to fit. There would be no way for you to escape through this exit."

It appears that idea was taken out. The vent IS small enough for Val to go down though. Sadly, Lonely cannot follow the him through the rabbit home. Guess her dreams of being Alice in Wonderland will have to come another day.

can at least get you stuff from like, other rooms.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/29(Sat)11:42 No. 665566 ID: 40596e
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>>665531

It is possible. Val could even find a way to get to Lonely's door and unlock it... However...

"I-I dunno. It's really dangerous Val. You could get hurt and I'd lose all my research and data... Or worst, my Guardian could see you and we could both get in trouble!"

"I have calculated our chances of success and they are fair. I wouldn't worry too much. Even if I am "hurt", as long as my memory chip is intact I will retain all the data saved on me. Plus the chances of your Guardian coming any time soon is slim. This is your only chance at escape, the mission. Do not let it go."

Loney... is torn. Should risk letting Val go? Or try to find another way to escape?

Now seems as good a time as any frankly. Maybe it could be better timed but we've an out AND the guard isn't here, so it's already almost optimal GO TIME!

risk it!

Totally worth the risk. Besides, losing Plushtrap wouldn't be that big of a tragedy. The thing is creepy.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/29(Sat)17:17 No. 665618 ID: 40596e
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>>665568
>>665584

Lonely allows for Val to go into the vent, waving him off as he goes. She really does worry for Val. After all, he is the closest thing to a real life friend that Lonely has had...
>>665594

It's MINI. SPRING. TRAP.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/29(Sat)17:18 No. 665619 ID: 40596e
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Well now Lonely is feeling more lonely than ever... It appears that Lonely's friends are messaging her. Keep in mind her EAST POV and her closet have not yet been explored yet!

Aw don't be sad! Maybe go after him~!!

Talk to your chums, Val will be okay.

distract self with chums

TheShowstopper 2015/08/29(Sat)19:02 No. 665636 ID: 40596e
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>>665632
>>665633


Lonely decides to open up her Skype. It will help her keep her mind off things until Val comes back. It appears Shy really IS offline. Weird... He normally does the really dumb thing and goes on Busy instead. Obviously if you are away you should switch your status to AWAY. Duh. Anyways, it appears Misery and Super Mysterious Fourth Character have both messaged Lonely.

4th char. Haven't talked to them.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/29(Sat)23:21 No. 665694 ID: 40596e
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>>665656
Lonely answers Shiney.

Hey! I know things seem rough right now, but you have to keep your chin up. Today is actually a great day! You'll see what I mean really really soon! I know you're not online right now, but I just wanted you to know this when you get back~ ^^

Hello?

Hi~ ^w^

How do you do that? You always seem to know the best times to come and be an adorable boost to my attitude.

Awww~! Thank you~ Heehee that made me giggle! And if I told you how I knew you were upset or nervous then it wouldn't be much of a secret now would it? ^^

Hehe. You weirdo. Well then, Ms. Mindreader. Think you can guess what's going on in my life?

You found a way to escape! :3

Wait. How did you do that? The cat face usually makes a cat appear as a Skype emote. How did you get rid of the emote without double numbering the 3?

Huh? Oh! You can turn them off~! I was thinking of Misery and I found it so I left him a message about it! Heehee~!

Do not tell Shy. Whatever you do. Do not tell Shy. Okay?

Heehee! My fingers are forbidden to type the words to him! How's that phrase go? My words are sealed?

'My lips are sealed' dear. That's how the saying goes. You know I'm really impressed how much progress you've made in a year. You went from bad improper English to not knowing a few phrases and idioms.

I know! Heehee it's all thanks to you guys! Not only will I be able to type good though, I'll be able to show you my English skills in real life soon too! Heeheehee~

Pardon? What do you mean?

I am going to visit you guys soon. I can't spoil too much... but in a few more hours a lot is going to happen that's both good and bad! It's going to take us all on a biiiiiiiiig journey together. ^^ We will finally be able to meet in real life too!

Are you sure? How do you know for certain you will be able to see me? After all. You'd have to get through my guardian first.

Heehee! It's just a stomach feeling ;3

You mean 'gut feeling'. Well, if it is true I look forward to meeting you Shiney. Shall I call you by your real name when I meet you? Or Shiney?

Uh oh! Gotta go! Stuffs about to happen~! ^^ Don't be afraid Lonely. Okay? It may seem really bad, but it all get's better eventually! Oh and um, just call me Shiney! My real name is really hard to pronounce! >.<

Huh? What do you mean? Shiney?

Hello?

It appears Shiney has stopped messaging Lonely.

>>665566
Uhm, Lonely, you know what is awesome about data? As long as you have the proper storage capacity, such as, say, a Desktop's hard drive, you can make backup copies of it...

Obviously she can see the future by looking into the clouds in her dreams, duh. Go hit on Misery.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/30(Sun)10:21 No. 665751 ID: 40596e
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>>665711

Yes Lonely very well know this, however she likes to keep the more personal files in Val so that nobody can have access to them. Lonely already has backups made on USBs which she keeps hidden from her guardian AT ALL TIMES.

>>665722

Lonely answers Misery

ugh. okay fine i give up i need your help.

Pardon?

[color=#00CC00] you win. i need your help with something, as much as it pains me to admit that.

Well, well, well. I knew you'd come scamper for my help. Hmph, you're like a dog with his tail between his legs, coming back to an angry master holding a torn up paper that he obviously ruined.

lol wait what? what kind of analogy is that? haha forget my help that pretty much just helped me on like five different levels. your so weird sometimes i swear.

Ugh. Why would I ever want to help YOU of all people? What could you possibly need this time? Your computer have another virus? Your hand is stuck in another pickle jar? Oh! Wait! I got it! You lost the TV remote again didn't you?

naw. this time there is a demon stuck in my closet.

Wait, what? Your gay?

okay what the hell is with the gay thing!? fuck why cant anyone ever actually believe that i have a real life demon in my real life fucking closet.

What's it look like?

uh, like a mother fucking demon? how else could you fucking describe a demon?

Well even if I wanted to help, which believe me I don't, I have no experience or knowledge in things that do not exist. So sorry about that.

dude im being serious go ask shy he will tell you im not lying.

Shy would believe you if you told him that HIS shoes were untied. Sorry Misery, I'm not falling for it this time.

but loooooooooooooooooooooneelyyyyyyyyyyyy

please?

FUCK.

>>665751

"That's not a demon, that's Val."

>>665751
"Besides, Shy probably just had a power outage."

TheShowstopper 2015/08/30(Sun)11:25 No. 665758 ID: 40596e
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>>665755
>>665754

Lonely would love to keep going back and forth with Misery, however, it appears someone has opened her door!

"Back so so-"

TheShowstopper 2015/08/30(Sun)11:30 No. 665761 ID: 40596e
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>>665758

Lonely gasps. It isn't Val.

Hey there honey... Can we talk for a moment? Hehehe..."

engage insanity overdrive. lift monitor up and throw at her face.

Is that a needle? Needles are not good in the hands of evil. Only thing I can think of is insulting their poor fashion sense and face.

...a syringe.
This just went into 'I am justified in shooting you.' Territory Witt how creepy he? She? Is being.
Is this a regular thing ooooor...

Why didn't you keep carrying your pistols with you...? I-Is it too late?

>>665761

Oh shit, your stepfather is Purple Guy! Quick, tell him your room is haunted by the souls of murdered children! That's his only weakness!

...Or shoot him, you could do that too.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/30(Sun)13:25 No. 665794 ID: 40596e
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>>665776
Lonely reaches for her pistols but is quickly intercepted.

"Woah woah he-heyyy~ Let's just calm down for a moment. After all, I lucked out in the end. I thought for sure I'd need to put on this Bulletproof Vest underneath to stop you from shooting me, but what do you know, you were a little too slow this time Lonely."

>>665769
>>665768

This is defiantly NOT a normal thing. Lonely's step dad is advancing a little closer.
"S-STEP BACK! D-D-Do not come any closer y-you... you..."

Lonely is paralyzed in fear of her Step-Dad upon seeing the syringe. She is absolutely terrified and cannot think of anything witty to say to this guy.

"Haha very nice very nice. Now we can do this two ways, if you struggle, you get shot. If you accept what's going to happen, you get to die peacefully. Like taking a really big nap. Hehe~ Look I'll even throw in three last questions and one last thing to say to one of your friends cause I'm such a nice guy. "

>>665794

Hold the phone, this is your step dad? I also have no idea what you could do at this point...Hide in the closet? Run for the door? Something?!

>>665794
Three questions, huh?

1. Are you sure that injection would work, anyway? You should test it on yourself, first.
2. Would you please sing the entire score of The H.M.S. Pinafore?
3. What's that behind you?!

Okay, why feels fairly obvious. Let's skip that.
Question number 1: Is Mom okay.
Question number 2: Do you have a plan to keep dad's company.
Then, send a message to Misery, tell him you've gotta go now, and log off.
And finally, your last question.
Question number three: Did you know I finally found a way out?
Then point to the vent.

Note: If all else fails, getting shot is comparatively better than letting him poison you: Becomes much harder to prove it wasn't murder.

Let's try to make it NOT happen, anyway.

>>665803
Let's do this, but try to find an opening and take it. Options include hiding in the air duct or making for the unlocked door.

aggress with monitor.

>>665813
Baiting him away from the door and doing a YOUTH ROLL towards it sounds good.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/30(Sun)23:08 No. 665918 ID: 40596e
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>>665814

Too late. He is already here.

>>665803
>>665813
>>665806

Lonely begins to think of a plan in her head. While she thinks, she stalls for time.

"O-Okay... I surrender. Th-three questions right?"

"Of course dear. Take your time... after all, your only stalling the inevitable."

Step-Dad advances to Lonely holding her close to him. Any escape will be much more risky at this point.

"Okay... Is my mom... okay?"

"Awww, your mom was a sweet gal, but with her still alive and well I wouldn't be able to take the company now would I? It was great. She had just got done telling me how much she cared for me, and then I gutted her like a fish. It's all been to get this company. Even the car accident your dad was in. I caused that too ya know. Hehehe... Now there's only one other person who get's the right to the company."

"y-you... you bastard...."

Lonely's thoughts are clouded from this information. Emotions are running high as she quietly cries trying to find a solution to the problem. Any logical thinking isn't going to work, so there are three risky options. Lonely could run for the open door, however it would leave her at a huge opening for him to kill her. Another option would be locking herself in the closet, however he would eventually get in. And finally she could try to squeeze through the vent, however, if she get's stuck he will kill her.

GO TO THE VENT!!!

Where did the guns go?

Stop being emotional, there's like a 70% chance he's lying. Um, he isn't restraining you? Just break the syringe and kick him in the nuts. Run for the door, he isn't holding the guns so he shouldn't be able to shoot you until you're already outside. The walls and door are bulletproof so he can't shoot you through them. try locking him in there.

Distract him with the fact you got the vent open, then make a break for the door.

Also, if he could be tricked into stabbing himself with the syringe...

TheShowstopper 2015/08/31(Mon)10:35 No. 665994 ID: 40596e
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>>665946

The guns are on his side satchel. They can be easily drawn, but at this point any risk is a good one.

"Well? Any other questions?"

>>665972
>>665948

"Y-Yeah. Did you know I got that vent open? Oh and uh... will this hurt?"

Lonely kicks her Step-Dad in the balls causing him to stagger back in pain. She runs full speed at the door, it seems so much further than what it was before.

TheShowstopper 2015/08/31(Mon)10:36 No. 665995 ID: 40596e
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So nearly free...

"One shot is all it takes..."

youth roll, slam the door, lock it.

>>665996
Yeah, this. But be wary, this guy's crazy enough to have booby-trapped the house. And then try to find Val, since the last thing you want is for him to sneak back into your room and get held hostage by your stepfather.

One shot? We'll see... when he doesn't.

Doesn't see, that is, just to clarify. I'm not merely hoping he misses, I'm suggesting he won't be able to properly aim on account of what I'm about to suggest. We square on that? Ok, cool.

Just switch the POV on your Step-Dad, so he'll have to fire blindly. Or better yet, cycle it to confuse and disorient him.

This is totally a normal thing that normal young people can normally do, and is a perfectly reasonable reaction to stressful situations involving murderous step-parents. Happens all the time, really.

>>665999
Holy shit, changing the POV didn't even occur to me. That's brilliant.

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

TheShowstopper 2015/08/31(Mon)21:34 No. 666172 ID: 40596e
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>>665999

Worth a shot. You turn the POV RANDOMIZER on HIGH.

[ANIMATED]

Uh oh...

TheShowstopper 2015/08/31(Mon)21:53 No. 666178 ID: 40596e
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Great! Now you broke the damn Quest. Right when we were getting it- Oh my god Light Wonder what the hell Character 4 is still broken!? God... Well while we try to get Lonely's button working again there is always Misery and Shy's second visits you could attend. Be very cautious... the 69th Image is upon us... It could be extremely dangerous to choose any character at this point. Prepare for the worst.

Eh, for shits and giggles, Tab 2, Bro.

>>666183
NO WAIT, FUCK THAT. WE NEED TO GET SOME DEMON ASS. BACK TO MEL.

>>666178
Input codeword T-E-C-H.

Then let's go see what Shy's brother's up to.

Shy Shy must 69 yes

Option number 1.

I'm not trusting Misery with panel 69. Let's go with option 3.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/01(Tue)01:40 No. 666214 ID: 40596e
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>>666186

You input the secret code word T-E-C-H to unlock yet another hidden character! What a wise way to use your 69th Image! Now no matter what character comes next, no madness will occur! Probably. Anyways, the options are Mel, Shy, Bro, and Val.

MEL! We've spent far to long doing things that aren't sexually harassing a dumb looking demon. Second choice: Val.

Yarrr, Mel Time!

TheShowstopper 2015/09/01(Tue)10:18 No. 666275 ID: 40596e
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>>666184
>>666191
>>666229
>>666236

It's time for Mega Mel Quest FINAL MIX REMASTERED edition! It appears Mel is STILL doing what he was when we left him. Harassing the demon to come out of the closet. It appears he does not understand that he is able to change the fucking viewpoint yet.

It is also nice to note that one of his friends are messaging him!

Well then, change the fucking viewpoint!

Change the view point and drop your pants, cause you're going to show them what a real demon is.

Answer Batman's message.

Forget the daemon for now, maybe it will just come out on its own. For now go chat it up with a bud.

>>666275
You're going about this the wrong way, Mel. The demon is your captive. Block off the closet and don't let it out until it begs to be released. Maybe you can get cool demon stuff from it then.

But for now, see what your e-friend wants.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/01(Tue)14:24 No. 666334 ID: 40596e
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>>666325
>>666317
>>666315

Good point, if that Demon wants to come out for a good time then you can wait for him. Nanananananananananana BATSHINE!

Today's the day today's the day~!!!

Today's the day today's the day!!! Heehee~! ^w^ I'm so excited Misery! Today's the day!

woah easy there tiger. what day is it today? tuesday? that's not special at all.

Heehee~! No silly, today is the day our adventure begins! Together!

ohhhh you want to rp? you gotta give me hints man or else i dont know when you want to like rp or what not. plus im a little busy dealing with a demon in my clo- er, a NON GAY-SYMBOL DEMON, in my closet right now.

He's coming too! Along with Shy's brother, Lonely's weird AI, and someone from my living area! I'm so excited!!! I just wish Lonely and Shy would die already!

*gasp!* Um you didn't see that part!

wow. uh. what? are you okay?

It's not what it looks like! I promise! ^^;; I can't explain everything or else I won't be able to come with you guys... But just know that it's okay for them to die! They need to actually!

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah... well. why only shy and miss prissy princess pants? how come we dont die? that seems a little unfair. (this is a really weird rp)

No! Um.. Uhhh... Nevermind. You won't understand. But that's okay Misery. It'll all make sense reaaaaally soon :D

HOW DID YOU DO THAT. EXPLAIN WHY I CANNOT SEE THE SKYPE EMOTE.

Oops! I gotta go! Bye Misery! Oh! Check on your demon! He won't come out of the closet until you talk with him because he's really really scared of you right now!

no WAIT! DON'T LEAVE! I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TURN EMOTES OFF!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!

Shiney has logged offline.

Well, that was a fun conversation. Let's go ask the demon in the closet if it knows how to turn Skype emoji off. While we're at it ask them for a name, because if they don't have one I want to call them Cumquat.

talk to him?
That's not very useful since we've been trying that, I take it..
West POV to enable the closet to open, then then...maybe treat the guy to your music, give him a different view of your overall personality.

TheShowstopper 2015/09/01(Tue)17:58 No. 666371 ID: 40596e
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>>666335
>>666336
Mel changes his point of view so he can open his closet.

"Uhh... Is this a bad time?"

"What on Damius IS this vile piece of literature!?"

"Ah fuck you found my porn."

"Pardon me if this is a rude thing to ask but, is it NORMAL for humans to read this?"

"Well not like all the time. Only on Wednesdays."

You have entered interrogation mode! You can ask the demon as many questions as you wish! Mel starts off with a simple one.

"So are you gay?"

"Gay? What is gay? Is that a human synonym for nervous? Because if it is than yes. I am very gay. And quite frankly I thought you were gay too, seeing a horned creature in your room and such."

"Oh my god."

Let's start it simple:

What's your name?

What are you doing in my closet?