-Please generate a character.- Step 1. Input: race
slime
Name: Rad McCoolGuy Race: Awesome Sex: Yes
Gnoll
Giant
>Input: race Rocket Ship
>>659056 Cliff racer
>Step 1. -Fuck this shit you are an AWESOME GIANT GNOLL-SLIME! YOU enter this foul dungeon to rid it of evil lurking it's depth! YOU shrink down for the sake of more or less fair play.
Slime through those bars, bypassing the obvious puzzle ahead.
That's very big of you to concede that. No, wait, the opposite of that actually. Prod the bars to test for an anti-slime reaction, absorb both potions.
use slime+gnoll+awesome powers to smell the potions and detect chemical composition.
>>659065 Mix gross red cherry and blue fake chemical blue flavored potions to make a delicious purple grape potion. Then chug it.
>>659070 YOU pick up RED and BLUE potions. YOU mix them into a GRAPE potion. YOU chug it down.
-YOU are now in a GRAPE MODE!!!-
>>659066 YOU slime your way through the bars, bypassing stupid puzzle. -10 exp. gained.-
Consume tapestry. Consume circular thing. Go through right door.
>>659080 YOU consume both SKULL TAPESTRY and LEATHER SHEILD. YOU go through the right door. YOU encounter x1 GOBLIN GUARD.
>>659079 Head over to the right. Equip the shield.
consume the spear by advancing towards the feeble creature
slide shades down slightly and give goblin a look of "you srs about doing this?" thus making them surrender from your awesome aura.
Consume the guard, suggest they enjoy the tapestry while you inspect the safe on the ground.
>>659082 Block spear with shield.
>>659090 YOU consume x1 GOBLIN GUARD. YOU inspect trapdoor on the ground. IT appears to be LOCKED.
Ask the guard to open the lock.
>>659092 just schlorp in around the edges.
do not loose current inventory by passing through trapdoor. Inspect other passage.
>>659092 So uh... do you digest things or is it just more like an inventory? Squish around the guard and see if he has the key. Or spit him out and threaten him with the spear.
>>659094 YOU schlorp in around the edges of a TRAPDOOR. >>659095 [sorry already drew it :I]
YOU descend into a room below.
Attempt to consume bone. Fall down trap gutter.
>>659099 Oh my gosh treasure- wait that's a fake door isn't it. Looks like eyes above it. Poke the doorframe.
>>659101 YOU poke the door frame. IT appears to be a MIMIC.
>>659102 Sup monster buddy. What's with the dungeon?
>>659104 MIMIC steps out of his hiding place. YOU attempt to converse with MIMIC. MIMIC doesn't seem hostile.
>>659106 Do the secret monster handshake with him.
sup bro. eat any adventurers lately?
>>659108 YOU preform a secret monster handshake. MIMIC joined your party.
Check out that blue door.
ask mimic bro what's up with the blue door, it's been his neighbor in this room for a while, right?
>>659112 YOU inspect blue door. IT's turned out to be a magic portal.
>>659115 Can MIMIC even exit this room? Hop through the portal.
stick mimic in inventory and take him through the portal.
>>659119 YOU absorb the MIMIC. YOU hop throught the portal. -part of your body with the mimic inside got stuck. YOU encounter a low rank DEMON. DEMON is equipped with MUCK'S DOOM.
be ready to DODGE if they are hostile, ask sup.
Muck's doom. You are muck! Be on your guard!
Spread around the walls and floor, proceed to choke and surround enemy.
Taunt him into charging, straight into the mimic's mouth.
>>659136 YOU taunt DEMON into attacking you while retreating back into the mimic-room. MIMIC chomps down surprised enemy. -100 exp. gained-
YOU ascended to lvl 2. leveling up while digesting MIMIC caused two entities to merge into one. NEW SKILL: MINOR MIMIC.(allows to transform into tresure chest.) MIMIC now acts as your inventory. YOU obtain: 50000 GP MUCK'S DOOM
We can still slime through small spaces, right? Lets see what is down that grate.
>>659098 That is one lucky goblin. It didn't get murdered at all, just the cleanest bath it's ever had. >>659144 Then again, maybe not so lucky. Goblin missed a chance to become part of our awesome. >what do Through the portal, not that the demon guard is gone.
Slime down the grill.
Equip mucks doom, and climb ladder to smash trapdoor so we can regain our kick ass shades.
>>659146 >>659154 YOU slime down the grate. the hole turned out to be really shallow and it led you to adjacent room. YOU encounter the LICH, who probably was about to take his evening bath.
Consume the lich.
>>659260 "sup."
...turn on bathtub. Absorb water, grow into giant boss level slime. Absorb lich, become giant boss slime tainted with the powers of darkness.
Use mimic mode, occupy entire bathtub, mock lich.
>>659266 >>659269 YOU absorb the water and enlarge to fill the entire room. LICH unsuccefully made attempt to escape your clutches. YOU absorb the LICH Boss defeated. -1000000 xp gained-
YOU became scorge upon the lands. Legends of terror you brought upon this world were sounded through the ages to come. YOU became AWSOMEGIANTLICHGNOLLSLIME the bringer of of darkness. THE END Results: Enemies absorbed: 1/10000 Allies absorbed: 1/6 Junk absorbed: 2/9999 Junk reabsorbed: 0/9999 Puzzles avoided: all of them Rad shades lost: 1/1 Rooms explored: 6/9999E "Slimes are too OP" - some guy.
100/10, best adventure.
>>659281 How about a second run as a race which can't quite avoid all the puzzles?
>>659290 probably later...
>>659281 >yfw this thing is gonna be the boss of his next quest