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658961 No. 658961 ID: defceb

I’m adopting this with Curt’s permission. Thanks Curt!

“Daddy, daddy! I want to hear a bedtime story!”

“A bedtime story? Aren’t you a little old for those?”

“I’m never too old! I want to hear… uh… uhmmm… Rescue Quest!”

“I haven’t read you Rescue Quest in a long time. Now that I think about it, we never did reach the end of it…”

“I want to know how it ends!”

“Alright, anything for my little princess. -ahem- When we last left off, the apprentice had traveled far and wide across the land, defeating great evils and making even greater friends. He finally arrived at the foot of the Lich Lord’s castle, tired and weary from his great adventure.With a single sweep of his hand, he forced open the gates to discover…”

1.] The Princess has killed the Lich Lord and consumed his power, becoming the new lord of evil.
2.] ‘Princess’ is a nickname for the King’s favorite pet dragon. It desires nothing more than to unleash eternal fury and reckoning upon the world for having been captured.
3.] Princess is actually a level 20 Bard-barian Queen, who has now married the Lich Lord and together they plan to unleash a wave of endless barbarian zombie hordes to conquer the world.
4.] The lich lord is a HUGE NERD.
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No. 658962 ID: 0fc976

4. Dare you enter his magical realm?
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No. 658963 ID: defceb

Link to the first thread;
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/graveyard/res/635280.html[/spoiler]
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No. 658964 ID: ab7529

1. How will we save the princess from her own darkness? How will we stop her from killing us, first? Or is evil too sexy to fight against?
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No. 658965 ID: 46df9e

2) I want to ride Princess the Dragon.
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No. 658967 ID: 26e769

1

Princess Evil is a go.
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No. 658968 ID: 1cebc8

3) Intentionally tell the story in a disturbing way so that you can end it quickly and go to bed.
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No. 658974 ID: defceb
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"Lich Lord! Your evil reign ends here!" Shouted the apprentice, as his companions filed in behind him.

>"Daddy, why are the pictures all colored?"
>"Remember when I bought you that box of markers, dear?"
>"Oh yeah..."

As I was saying, the Apprentice pointed fiercely forward, but was shocked to discover not the Lich Lord sitting upon his throne, but the Princess!
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No. 658975 ID: defceb
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"Who, that nerds?" The princess said as she wiped off the last of her meal. "I already killed him..."
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No. 658976 ID: defceb
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"...AND CONSUMED HIS POWER! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! By the way I'm evil now."
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No. 658977 ID: bd8b82

oh no! that means she has gained power over the magical realm. use the friendship special attack to purify her of evil.
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No. 658980 ID: ab7529

>>658976
So... we'e good, then? Crisis averted? Power rightfully in the hand of royalty where it belongs?
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No. 658981 ID: e114bc

>>658976
Use some Order(life) magic to neutralize the evil in her.
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No. 658985 ID: defceb
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"Princess! You've been corrupted by the Lich's evil magic! I'll save you!" The Apprentice shouted before casting his mightiest spell!

The Princess leapt into the air, laughing evilly. "Your puny friendship magic stands no chance against my MIGHT EVIL!"

The two then proceed to yell constantly while charging their spell for about.... thirty pages.

"FRIENDSHIP BEAM!"
"EVIL WAVE!"

But their spells were too equally matched! Neither of them were capable of defeating the other's magic laser!

>"Oh no!"
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No. 658986 ID: e114bc

So obviously his friends took the opportunity to attack while the princess was distracted, disrupting the laser!
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No. 658992 ID: defceb
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Luckily Gunther, with the help of his magnificent head of hair, managed to distract the princess!
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No. 658993 ID: defceb
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The friendship beam washed over the Princess, saving her from the evil magics of the Lich Lord.

"Mwahahahaha!" Shouted the now disembodied bundle of evil magical power. "I am free from my mortal prison! Now I shall unleash unstoppable evil on upon the land!"

>"Unless it gets a pony!"
>"...pardon?"
>"It wants a pony! Because it's lonely."

"...unless I get like thirty ponies! It's lonely being an evil overlord."
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No. 658994 ID: ab7529

>>658993
You do realize that's a princess, right there. She has like a million ponies. More than she has any idea what to do with.
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No. 658995 ID: 0fc976

Turn the lich into a pony.
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No. 658999 ID: defceb
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"Bro, you've got a princess right here. She's got more ponies than she knows what to do with."

"Why is the room shhpinning?" Slurred the Princess.

"Really? I wouldn't want to impose but..."

"You were about to plunge the world into an endless saga of chaos for a pony."

"True, true. Well... may I please have a pony?"
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No. 659000 ID: b9cef6

He's got to EARN that pony.
With, uh.
Public service.
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No. 659001 ID: ab7529

>>658999
Princess, please nod if you'll give this abomination that was once a man a pony.
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No. 659009 ID: bd8b82

gently grasp her head and make her nod.
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No. 659011 ID: defceb
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"Nuh uh, you want that pony you're going to have to work for it!"

"B-but how!?"

"Public service."
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No. 659013 ID: defceb
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So they all returned back home. The Princess was safely rescued. Gunther finally had a full head of hair. The Apprentice became recognized as a full fledged wizard. The Lich Lord worked hard as a janitor until they could finally have a pony of their very own. The other vaguely-named characters went off to have emotionally fulfilling accomplishments as well.

And they all lived happily ever after.
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No. 659017 ID: 1cebc8

Until the BUTTTT Intergalactic Biker Gang swarmed in and started shooting... fluids.
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