Jack 2015/07/13(Mon)09:46 No. 655676 ID: 0a1420
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Eeeeuuugh. Goddamn, my fucking head is killing me right now. Where in the hell am I?

dunno, flick switch and brace for light

Dsl gsv ufxp pmldh?

Jack 2015/07/14(Tue)11:23 No. 655865 ID: 0a1420
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>>655678
> Dsl gsv ufxp pmldh?

...Dude, I'm crazy enough already. Could you assholes not scream gibberish at me too? Least you could do.

Jack 2015/07/14(Tue)11:23 No. 655866 ID: 0a1420
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>>655677
>dunno, flick switch and brace for light

Ah- fuck! I braced but that's still too goddamn bright!

...Oh, god. We solved the mystery. This place is pay-by-hour. And it was retarded expensive too. Why the fuck would I fall asleep in here? I've racked up a huge fucking bill, sleeping in ten years worth of crusty cumstains. Just fucking... great.

Dude, where are your clothes?

>>655866
You alright then? You act like you're on the run from something.

you look like hell. splash water on your face to wake up.

So, what's your class? Merc, hacker, courier?

Jack 2015/07/15(Wed)10:02 No. 656065 ID: 0a1420
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>>655875
>>656021
Why don't the voices in my own goddamn head ever recognize me? That ain't normal, even by my standards. Although it's not like it matters. Crazy is crazy, right? At least you dudes don't tell me to burn houses down or eat the people I meet on the bus. Or that the government's trying to install mind control chips in my teeth from the fluoride.

> So, what's your class? Merc, hacker, courier?
My 'class' is assistant pharmacist. I package up viagra and levlen and send it out to old men and teenage girls, in that order. It's a stupid fucking easy job but it cuts a decent paycheck. And I get to take home my own crazy pills without dealing with anybody else.

>You alright then? You act like you're on the run from something.
I'm on vacation. We're in Vegas. Won a bit of cash at the tables. Drank a lot. Took a girl here, since I'm camping out in my van. I'm not on the run from anything. I'm not that kind of schitzo.

>>656018
> you look like hell. splash water on your face to wake up.
I wish I could buddy, but this isn't that kind of hotel. I've got a bed and a door and that's about it. You aren't supposed to sleep in here. There's a shitter out front, but hell if I'm gonna use the public washroom in a place like this.

Jack 2015/07/15(Wed)10:02 No. 656066 ID: 0a1420
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>>655867
>Dude, where are your clothes?
My clothes are at the foot of the...

Wait, where the hell are my clothes?



Oh. Motherfucker. My wallet was in those pants!

guess it's toga time.

>>656066
Check the dresser.

Well looks like your now broke up till we can find your shit, I'd recommend finding something that you can use before getting arrested outside for indecency.

>>656066
Okay, bitch stealing your wallet makes sense. Stealing your clothes really doesn't. Maybe she just put 'em away for you. Check the dresser, THEN freak out.

>At least you dudes don't tell me to burn houses down or eat the people I meet on the bus.
Dude. Burn down the house and eat the next person you eat on a bus.

>Or that the government's trying to install mind control chips in my teeth from the fluoride.
Naw, fluoride makes your teeth awesome. Funniest thing in the world if a dentist breaks a drill on them because you made them too hard.

>You aren't supposed to sleep in here
Did you at least do what you were supposed to do in here before you passed out.

>>656066
Under the bed?

Jack 2015/07/16(Thu)11:53 No. 656292 ID: 0a1420
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>>656119
>Did you at least do what you were supposed to do in here before you passed out.
Well shit, I hope so, buddy. But I was pretty goddamn drunk. Everything past me stumbling in here last night is completely black.

>>656098
>>656070
>Check the dresser.
A brand new, untouched bible and an open, discarded box of condoms. Vegas in a nutshell right there, huh.

But no pants. And no fucking wallet.

>>656119
>Under the bed?
It's one of those hotel beds with the solid box for a base. You can't hide shit underneath it. Not a dead hooker, not a pair of pants.

Jack 2015/07/16(Thu)11:53 No. 656293 ID: 0a1420
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>>656075
>>656068
>guess it's toga time.
Now I get that I'm limited on options right now, and getting tossed in jail isn't the best way to start off this promising day. But remember what I just fucking said about the crusty cumstained sheets thirty goddamn seconds ago? I was planning on finding a shower somewhere as soon as I got out of here, not dragging that shit along with me.

Well you aint got many options buddy, you could see if you could pull up the carpet for something, try and wear those pillow cases, or see if you can try the blinds. Unless you really want to try running out there in your underwear and see how long that'll get you.

Though maybe there's something outside the door that'll help.

>>656293
Check under the mattress, peek out of the room, what other rooms are there if this is a multi-room rental...? Like, is there a bathroom attached, where you might have left your clothes?

Well, if not the sheets, maybe you could wear the throw-rug behind you? It's probably slightly cleaner. Or you could pull down the curtains, but that will just call attention to your presence in here.

We need a basic strategy. Is the goal to sneak out of here and stiff the fuck-hotel, or do we just go down to the desk and call someone to pick you up, and bring some clothes and your payment. Presumably you had clothes when they let you in here, so you've obviously been robbed.

>>656293
Alllright then, so what's to your right, we cant exactly see anything on that part of the wall.

Jack 2015/07/18(Sat)10:18 No. 656698 ID: 0a1420
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>>656490
>>656310
>Alllright then, so what's to your right, we cant exactly see anything on that part of the wall.

A big, filthy ass mirror that hasn't been washed in years, and absolutely nothing else. This room is seriously stripped down to goddamn nothing. I'm almost amazed they had the courtesy to provide four whole walls and a fucking ceiling. I mean you can't fuck on a ceiling, why not strip it out?

Jack 2015/07/18(Sat)10:18 No. 656699 ID: 0a1420
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>>656334
>>656300
> Well you aint got many options buddy, you could see if you could pull up the carpet for something, try and wear those pillow cases, or see if you can try the blinds. Unless you really want to try running out there in your underwear and see how long that'll get you.
>Well, if not the sheets, maybe you could wear the throw-rug behind you? Or you could pull down the curtains, but that will just call attention to your presence in here.
Let's see. I can see from here that they've glued the blinds right to the window frame. And they'd make for a pretty shitty toga anyway. The pillowcases are tiny and goddamn threadbare, it'd be like wearing a second pair of see-through underwear. The carpet's stapled down, I can't drag it up without cutting it out.

That leaves the floor mat. It's probably filthier then the fucking sheets, but at least it isn't drenched in cum. I think. It'll have to do.


>We need a basic strategy. Is the goal to sneak out of here and stiff the fuck-hotel, or do we just go down to the desk and call someone to pick you up, and bring some clothes and your payment. Presumably you had clothes when they let you in here, so you've obviously been robbed.
I'm not going to trust their generosity, man. Reasonable people don't own shitstain dumps like this. If I can just get to my van, assuming the bitch hasn't stolen it,... I'll have a change of clothes, and we can bolt. Fuck the hotel and their bill.

I think I remember driving The Machine here. If it isn't in the parking lot... fuck. We'll figure it out.

Jack 2015/07/18(Sat)10:18 No. 656700 ID: 0a1420
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Please, god, let it be cl... cc- ccckk- cckkkk...

Jack 2015/07/18(Sat)10:18 No. 656701 ID: 0a1420
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oh.

welcome to the land of Oz, dorothy. check for crushed evil witches.

>I mean you can't fuck on a ceiling, why not strip it out?
Because if they want to be able to stack these things. Next floor equals ceiling.

>If I can just get to my van
The one you don't have keys for?

>>656701
Suddenly, I think cumstains are the least of your problems.

Head out, and gaze around dimension X.

>>656701
Perhaps you are still asleep. Pinch yourself.

>>656701
WELCOME TO FUN TOWN
Population: this is another one of your hallucinations you crazy hobo.
Lets just walk out, no fear.

>>656701
"Oh."? As in, you recognize this nonsense? Or is that just a "Welp guess I need to take my pills" kind of "Oh."?

Jack 2015/07/27(Mon)08:31 No. 658518 ID: 0a1420
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>>656715
>Perhaps you are still asleep. Pinch yourself.
It isn't fucking working, buddy! I'm goddamn well trying!

>>656702
> welcome to the land of Oz, dorothy. check for crushed evil witches.
Ha ha motherfucking ha.

>>656703
>>656719
>Population: this is another one of your hallucinations you crazy hobo.
Of course this is a hallucination! My whole hotel room didn't actually drop into some weird alien world... did it? But, fuck, man! Full blown world-changing visual hallucinations like this... that's not typical schizophrenia, man! I can hear you guys and that's all, I've never had my whole fucking brain go crazy on me like this!


>>656721
>>656715
>Lets just walk out, no fear.
Okay, so, we know there's probably a parking lot out there. Filled with people I can't see, who are going to be staring at the half naked blind guy stumbling into cars- they're gonna be calling the police, who'll throw me in an institution for the rest of my life. Probably! Unless this is real somehow. Or maybe I'll actually get ripped open by an actual alien and actually fucking die. I don't fucking know! It LOOKS real, man!

I am legitimately goddamn terrified right now. I don't want to be put away and I don't want to die and I don't know if my brain is full of fuck or what.

>>658518
lets just sit in here for a bit and meditate, then check back outside with our window this time.
honestly you should be happy if you're actually in an alien landscape, i doubt anyones gonna care about your less-than decent clothing choices here.

>Don't want to go out there
Well, what are your choices? Stay here?

If you're crazy and that's not real, you'll sit here racking up a bigger and bigger bill till someone throws you out. And then probably go to jail or the crazy house anyways. If that is real? You'll eventually starve or die or thirst.

On the plus side, you don't have to worry about rent.

Okay but seriously. Start by grabbing stuff from this room. If you can find a room key that would be great. For now, this is a good base.

Once you're done scavenging items, head out and wave your arms for a few minutes while looking at scenery. If no police or space police come to arrest you, start looking for a safer place to move the room.

Jack 2015/07/29(Wed)16:03 No. 659195 ID: 0a1420
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>>658529
>lets just sit in here for a bit and meditate, then check back outside with our window this time.

That sure as fuck wasn't boarded up last night. It was all pretty fucking fuzzy, but I'd have remembered something like that.

>honestly you should be happy if you're actually in an alien landscape, i doubt anyones gonna care about your less-than decent clothing choices here.

Oh yeah, that's a real fucking silver lining right there, I can hardly contain all this optimism.

Jack 2015/07/29(Wed)16:04 No. 659196 ID: 0a1420
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>>658557
>Okay but seriously. Start by grabbing stuff from this room. If you can find a room key that would be great. For now, this is a good base.

The room key's probably in my pants. Or some shit like that. Point is it's not behind the bed and it's not in the dresser so it ain't in the room. I'll keep the door unlocked. I got the bible and the box of condoms, and I stuffed them into the sheet.

>>658533
>>658557
>Once you're done scavenging items, head out and wave your arms for a few minutes while looking at scenery. If no police or space police come to arrest you, start looking for a safer place to move the room.

I'm not waving my arms, man. I think a half naked guy with a welcome mat skirt carrying a cumstained bag of assorted garbage is gonna be enough to get the people talking and police on my ass. Plus... I'm talking to myself.

Fuck. I never do that in public, but I can't see anybody. It's really fucking hard to wrap my head around the idea that I'm standing in the middle of a parking lot, getting gawked at by vegas tourists.

woah, we got some dimensional warping going on. the side of your uhh, room, is bricked up on the outside, but an open doorway on the inside.

walk all the way around your room. to see if there are invisible walls.

>>659198
I see... when the exit door is open, the other door turns bricked-up. When the exit door is closed, the other doorway is clear.

>>659196
Go back in, shut the door, then look out the blinds again. It would also be a great experiment to try standing in the other room while somehow opening the door (which would be difficult considering you'd have to turn the doorknob from a distance), but before you try that, toss a condom in the other room and close then open the door. If Bad Things happen to the condom you don't want to try that experiment.

Don't worry, it's 'Vegas. Nobody really cares.

Check out those occult scribbles on the wall, they mean anything to you?

Yeah, there's an entire wall of runes behind you. Literally. Take a look around the room, see what's on the other sides of this misplaced hotel chunk.

From our point of view, it looks like there's some kind of hatch on the "roof".

Since the room (What should we call it?) is conspicuous, I suggest you find a stick and draw a line while you look around so that you and others can find it. For now, walk in one direction and try to find supplies.

Looks like the asscrack of Mars, check down in that hole nearby, I mean do you remember well enough that there wasn't some huge hole in Vegas you might've missed?

Jack 2015/08/03(Mon)15:48 No. 660139 ID: 0a1420
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>>659201
>>659202
>Check out those occult scribbles on the wall

...The fuck? Those aren't scribbles. The walls are bleeding.

>they mean anything to you?
Well I'm not a priest or anything but I think I can recognize your basic satanic shit- there's a a pentagram, a '666', upside down cross... that thing up there, the "8" with the lines coming out it, I think that's the symbol for brimstone. My highschool girlfriend was a wannabe pagan.

Jack 2015/08/03(Mon)15:48 No. 660140 ID: 0a1420
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>>659198
>walk all the way around your room. to see if there are invisible walls.
Yeah. Think I found one. Right, that's making me think this is all a hallucination. There's still a room there, I just can't see it. So there probably are people watching me. Fuck.

Jack 2015/08/03(Mon)15:48 No. 660141 ID: 0a1420
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>>659206
> Looks like the asscrack of Mars, check down in that hole nearby, I mean do you remember well enough that there wasn't some huge hole in Vegas you might've missed?
I mean it's definitely possible that there's some ridiculously deep faultline here. But I'm probably just staring down at pavement. It just looks like it goes on for fucking ever. It's probably completely solid, I could walk right over it.

I don't really want to test that theory though, man. I mean, fuck me, that's a convincing hallucination.

Jack 2015/08/03(Mon)15:48 No. 660142 ID: 0a1420
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>>659199
>but before you try that, toss a condom in the other room and close then open the door. If Bad Things happen to the condom you don't want to try that experiment.

Jack 2015/08/03(Mon)15:49 No. 660143 ID: 0a1420
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Oh.

Jack 2015/08/03(Mon)15:49 No. 660144 ID: 0a1420
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Huh. So that's really happening. Condom seems to be fine though.

>>660144
Oh, it's a closet. Alright, time for an experiment. First, try looking through the blinds while the door is closed. If it's normal outside, stick a condom between the door and the frame so that the latch doesn't catch. If the bricks vanish, then we can tie the bedsheet to the doorknob and pull it open from inside the closet.

One potential problem is that doing that will trap you in the closet, rather than letting you walk out the door in the "real" world. Does the door close on its own? You could potentially jury rig a spring from one of those coat hangers so that the door closes once you stop pulling on the sheet.

>>660144
Try it again, this time with something laid over the edge, so it's half in and half out of the closet. See if the bricks cut it or if they fuse with it or something.

Look dude, you're obviously not hallucinating. Let's firmly establish this and never go back tk the idea that you are.

>Could you assholes not scream gibberish at me too?
You mean the Lovecraftian style eldritch horror talk by whatever entity is doing this to you? Deal man. By the way, how long has the "gibberish" been present?

Oh wait. I just thought of one scenario I didn't take into account. Leave the condom there, open the door again, go outside and look to see if the condom is there on the outside. If so then the closet is not a means of escape.

Jack 2015/08/05(Wed)14:27 No. 660484 ID: 0a1420
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>>660188
>Look dude, you're obviously not hallucinating. Let's firmly establish this and never go back tk the idea that you are.
The voices in my head are telling me that this is all real? You don't say? The one fucking thing that's kept me out of the institution so far is that I don't take your shit entirely at face value.

>By the way, how long has the "gibberish" been present?
The gibberish on the wall? I have no idea, man, but it wasn't there last night.

>>660192
>Leave the condom there, open the door again, go outside and look to see if the condom is there on the outside.
Nope, it's gone.

Jack 2015/08/05(Wed)14:28 No. 660485 ID: 0a1420
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>>660151
>First, try looking through the blinds while the door is closed.
The door was closed when I looked through it last time. For shits and giggles I tried with it open a crack, same deal. That isn't changing.

Jack 2015/08/05(Wed)14:28 No. 660486 ID: 0a1420
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>>660159
>Try it again, this time with something laid over the edge, so it's half in and half out of the closet. See if the bricks cut it or if they fuse with it or something.
I'm using the top flap on the condom box. The bit that fits on the rack. Figure that's probably worthless, right?

Jack 2015/08/05(Wed)14:28 No. 660487 ID: 0a1420
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Yep, that got cut up. It's missing a chunk in the middle, where the bricks would have been. No idea where that went.

>>660151
> If the bricks vanish, then we can tie the bedsheet to the doorknob and pull it open from inside the closet.
>Does the door close on its own? You could potentially jury rig a spring from one of those coat hangers so that the door closes once you stop pulling on the sheet.
The door doesn't have one of those... close box things at the top, whatever the hell they're called. So we'll have to juryrig something ourselves.

But fuck me if I know how to make a spring out of two coathangers.

>>660487
Well you can just bend one into a zig-zag shape and that acts like a spring. The hard part is anchoring it both against the door and something else.

Honestly at this point I'd suggest not even bothering with the spring, because the bricks will cut the sheet and if the spring works the door will close whether you like it or not. If the sheet is cut you can't use it again, meaning that escape route would be blocked. We know that the closet leads somewhere else when the door is open, because the condom disappears. So I say go for it. The alternative is wandering around outside in what may be a hallucination, which risks getting hit by a car or something shitty like that.

Hey, for safety's sake see if you can scrape at the mortar with a coathanger. If you wind up trapped behind bricks in the closet, normally you'd be able to scrape the mortar away and push bricks out until you can climb through a hole, which would take a while but you wouldn't die or anything. Only worry is that the brick wall is made out of indestructible bullshit.

Well, he's hoping this plan sends you someplace and doesn't kill you by freezing you in bricks.

If you wanted to shut the door from the closet, I would just use the mattress. You can prop it up, and then knock it over (whack it with the clothes hanger rod, or the painting, or something. Or tie the sheets to something you pull out from under the mattress) so it falls into the door and pushes it shut.

Wait.

Don't beds have springs?

Jack 2015/08/10(Mon)16:04 No. 661533 ID: 0a1420
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>>660488
>because the condom disappears.
No, I took it out to keep the door from latching. That's what you dudes told me to do. I stuck it into the hole a little and it seems to work. Doesn't fall out of place or anything.

> If the sheet is cut you can't use it again, meaning that escape route would be blocked.
There is still the fitted sheet on the bed. I can use that.

>>660502
>Don't beds have springs?
Fuck me, you're right. I fucking hate spring mattresses too, no wonder I woke up feeling like shit.

Not easy to cut this fucking thing open with a bent up wirehanger but it's better then nothing, I guess.

Jack 2015/08/10(Mon)16:05 No. 661534 ID: 0a1420
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Alright, kickass. Propped the bed up, springs pointed out. Door should bounce right back. I can ruin the fitted sheet and I'll still have another one. We're good to go.

Now just to make sure I don't chop a fucking hand off doing this.

Jack 2015/08/10(Mon)16:05 No. 661535 ID: 0a1420
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RFffsh?!

JGGKK!! OB GRHD HHLBP MH PLHHSH!

GkrRRkk FRRKF HRRKKnK

Jack 2015/08/10(Mon)16:06 No. 661536 ID: 0a1420
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So... uh.

I found the girl from last night.

HOLY @#$%ING ^&*(.

Okay, you have an important choice to make. Obviously, she has mortal wounds, but for all you know they could be fixable using some of the technology in this place. You could stay here and try to rescue her, though the chances are slim...

- Or you could put her out of her misery
- Take her back to your room and let her die a peaceful death
- Go out into the world and try to find a way to save her, knowing she could bleed out or be finished off

I suggest you ask her opinion and try to get her into your room. If that doesn't work then there's not much you can do at this point.

>>661536
...let's not go back there again. You just witnessed two people stuck in a nightmare torture realm. One of them, an ALIEN. Time to explore this place a little more. I mean, it's not like you liked that girl enough to risk eternal torment to go back there and try to help with no means of doing so, right?

What's that stuck in the window frame at the head of the bed? Is there anything past that window? Can you go out, get a rock or something, and break part of the mirror to see if anything's behind it? At the very least you can get a shard of glass and wrap it in part of the bedsheet as a handle, for use as a weapon.

you will need a weapon, whatever did that to them could show up again and do it to you.

and i don't think a coat hanger will cut it. leave for now.

uh

might want to hang onto that bible a little closer I think

just, uh, make sure it's not full of satanic shit though

>Jack Oh God help me please
Well, fuck.

Um, I'm pretty sure she was cut in half. And vivisected. She should be passed out and dying from from shock and blood loss, not calling for help. Some kind of magic life support?

But yeah, she clearly trapped herself over there. Didn't use a spring like you did.

Notably, the alien thing was in the same situation as she was. We didn't see the torturer.

...really not sure how to help. You can't stay long enough to act without trapping yourself. And I'm not sure there's much we could do to help her except kill her.

Oh right, there's something on the roof, too. We could go investigate that.

Jack 2015/08/11(Tue)14:30 No. 661724 ID: 0a1420
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Man, I might have just met her yesterday, but it's not cool to leave anybody like that, huh? Fuck me, she's in fucking two. But, you're right, if I go back I'm stuck there, there's no way to just pop in and help her or...

Fuck, and she said my name, too...

...She hasn't bled out yet. Must be something keeping her alive, right? Maybe I can still find her and... do something to help her. ... And the alien too, I guess.

Jack 2015/08/11(Tue)14:30 No. 661725 ID: 0a1420
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>>661546
>just, uh, make sure it's not full of satanic shit though
Oh, goddamn it. You're kidding me. I was sort of thinking of that bible being, like, garlic for satanists or something. Well, that's that out the goddamn window.

Jack 2015/08/11(Tue)14:31 No. 661726 ID: 0a1420
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>>661542
>What's that stuck in the window frame at the head of the bed? Is there anything past that window?
That's another mirror, dude. The big giant goddamn wall covering mirror just wasn't enough apparently.

>Can you go out, get a rock or something
I didn't see any rocks outside, place seemed pretty flat and barren. Plus I've got a perfectly good piece of fucking garbage right here.

Jack 2015/08/11(Tue)14:31 No. 661727 ID: 0a1420
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Alright. I really don't want to get cut in half so I'm feeling good about this. It's not much but it's fucking something.

>>661562
>Oh right, there's something on the roof, too. We could go investigate that.
I'd check it out, if I had any goddamn idea on how to get up there.

Also, how the fuck do you know if there's anything up there? You're a figment of my imagination.

>>661725
739 to 746. Either pages are missing, or the page numbering isn't orderly. I kind of suspect the later, since the pages seem related and I can't see any damage from pages being removed.

>Also, how the fuck do you know if there's anything up there? You're a figment of my imagination.
Hey, we can't help it if you imagined us observing you in third person perspective.

...although if it turns out we do see stuff we you couldn't possibly have seen yourself, maybe we're not as imaginary as you thought? More reason for you to check if we're right.

>I'd check [...] out [the roof], if I had any goddamn idea on how to get up there.
Drag the nightstand outside, stand on it. That should put your head at the roof-line, or get you close enough you can grab on and pull yourself off.

It that's not enough height, stack it on the bed-frame / box-spring / whatever.

Rude. Seriously though how the hell are we supposed to know.

Aren't these hallucinations, like, consistent and vivid enough to not be hallucinations?

>>661729
that last digit is a 0. 739 and 740

>>661727
meaning if we are right then freaky shit is happening.

Actually I think there's already a hole in the ceiling. I don't know if that's related to what's on the roof or not.

We know because we're MAGIC~

Probably.

>>661753
...huh, you're right. Jack, is there normally a second floor?

Jack 2015/08/13(Thu)16:04 No. 662067 ID: 0a1420
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>>661730
>Aren't these hallucinations, like, consistent and vivid enough to not be hallucinations?
Honestly, man, I don't know. I haven't really looked into hardcore schizophrenia. I've got it pretty light, and I don't really like to think about it, man. I don't want to think that I came close to being a complete nutjob, stuffed into an asylum somewhere.

Or that I've crossed that line now.

>>661840
>...huh, you're right. Jack, is there normally a second floor?
Probably. I've seen a shitload more motels with two floors then one. But, I mean, I was pretty drunk last night.

>>661729
>Drag the nightstand outside, stand on it. That should put your head at the roof-line, or get you close enough you can grab on and pull yourself off.
Huh. It was easier hauling my ass up here then I thought it'd be. Seems like gravity's a bit lighter.

Anyway that's a floor mat, not a hatch. Like the one I've got wrapped around me. There is a tiny little hole underneath it, though. I can see the floor through it, so it must be over that other hole in the ceiling.

Jack 2015/08/13(Thu)16:04 No. 662068 ID: 0a1420
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Alright, let's see. Where should we go... There's some kind of split up tower thing to the-- we'll call it "north".

Jack 2015/08/13(Thu)16:04 No. 662069 ID: 0a1420
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I think that's smoke off in the distance, to the southwest-ish.

Jack 2015/08/13(Thu)16:05 No. 662070 ID: 0a1420
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And east is a big fucking cliff. Looks like there's an easy way down it. I might be able to jump down that, if gravity's letting up... but we should probably get rope first anyway. Don't really want to chance breaking my legs, man.


Oh, right. And before I go, I should take some shit with me. I've got the sheet wrapped up into a bag, with the coathangers and the box of condoms stuffed in there, because why the fuck not. I've got my shard with me. Should I grab the satanic bible or just leave it? Am I forgetting anything?

>>662070
Take the bible. At the very least it's useful as a weight. Or kindle.

If only that hole in the ceiling were bigger we could investigate the second floor with the door closed. Oh well.

Let's go towards the smoke.

Let's head towards the smoke.
Keep the bible on you; as weird as it is, we don't seem to be in any kind of danger from holding it. Maybe if we find someone out there, they could give us some insight if we show it to them.
Actually throw the book outside and do the door thing, just to be sure it's not causing it.

Leave the demon bible; looks like a cultist's handbook. If you're caught with it...

You don't have the resources to fight or even socialize, so approaching any form of civilization, especially an alien one, will likely get you into trouble. Go north to the tower, see if you can loot some stuff to fix this.

Craft some extra clothes out of the remaining bed scraps first.

Jack 2015/08/18(Tue)15:59 No. 663737 ID: 0a1420
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>>662117
>Craft some extra clothes out of the remaining bed scraps first.
Well I was trying to avoid that, but fuck it. If I'm stuck on some sort of satanist alien hellscape, then fuck it. I don't even care anymore.

>>662105
>Actually throw the book outside and do the door thing, just to be sure it's not causing it.
Smart idea, but no luck.

Jack 2015/08/18(Tue)16:02 No. 663738 ID: 0a1420
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>>662117
>You don't have the resources to fight or even socialize, so approaching any form of civilization, especially an alien one, will likely get you into trouble. Go north to the tower, see if you can loot some stuff to fix this.
The problem is that the tower is civilization. Unless big jutting metal towers are naturally forming around here. I don't know what's on the other end of the smoke, but I do know that whatever built that tower could kick my ass if it wanted too. And with all this satanic shit I'd rather go with the possibly dangerous then the probably dangerous, right?

Besides, it's two against one. I never got anywhere by listening to that one lone voice telling me to take my pants off in the subway. And on that note I'm taking the satanic bible. Maybe it'll turn out to be useful. I'll just keep it hidden in the meantime.


... So I'm trying to figure out how in the fuck aliens and satanism could possibly be linked. Like, fuck me, if I tried to say that out loud in public I'd be thrown in the asylum before I could finish getting the words out, that's some serious crackpot shit right there.

Ask that pink goo thing what's going on. Maybe it knows what kind of weird shit you got up to last night.

>>663738
Look out, purple shit coming out of a crack behind you. If it seems hostile, throw the sheet at it and run. ...actually you could get a sort of weapon by bundling up the book in the sheet. Like a sock with half a brick in it.

magenta ooze coming for your booty

>>663738
Could be more Chuthulu then satan. You know beings beyond human comprehension. That what can not be named. That sort of stuff. Oh and you're being followed.

>I never got anywhere by listening to that one lone voice telling me to take my pants off in the subway.
Look on the bright side, that won't be a problem again in the near future.

>Well I was trying to avoid that, but fuck it. If I'm stuck on some sort of satanist alien hellscape, then fuck it. I don't even care anymore.
Hey, at least you're covered in good old earth spooge. Protecting from all the alien and/or hell stuff. Made in the good old U Earth of A.

>>663738
Um, there's some kind of good tendril checking out your behind, underneath that rock.

Jack 2015/08/19(Wed)14:41 No. 663950 ID: 0a1420
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>>663752
>Hey, at least you're covered in good old earth spooge.
Yeah, that's a real fucking bonus. Thanks for that, buddy.

>>663745
>Could be more Chuthulu then satan.
Well shit, it could be, but the 666's and the pentagrams and shit isn't really classic Lovecraft, huh?


>>663740
>>663741
>>663743
>>663752
> magenta ooze coming for your booty
Oh damn, so there is.

> Ask that pink goo thing what's going on. Maybe it knows what kind of weird shit you got up to last night.
What's up, little buddy? ... Can you speak? Do you know where we are?

...

It was worth a shot. Nothing else in this place makes any sense.

>if it seems hostile
Doesn't seem like it. Poor little guy's cowering in his little hole.

Could be a poor little guy or could be the dangley end of a giant monsters tongue it sticks out to lure idiots in.

So be careful before approaching anything. Lots of careful observation before you do anything if possible.

Even if it is a nice little alien creature it still could have skin that's toxic to humans or something.

Give it condoms as a peace offering.

>>663950
I'd suggest trying to feed it or something to gain a pet but I have no idea what it eats.

You could walk a distance away to see what it does when you're not close to it.

roll it something mildly edible?

>Doesn't seem like it. Poor little guy's cowering in his little hole.
Maybe try backing up and waiting. See if it does anything. I mean, this is the first non-torture dungeon thing you've seen here, you might as well study it a little.

Jack 2015/08/22(Sat)11:30 No. 664464 ID: 0a1420
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>>663952
> Could be a poor little guy or could be the dangley end of a giant monsters tongue it sticks out to lure idiots in.
>So be careful before approaching anything.
Fair enough. Who the fuck just goes around petting wild animals? I mean, I wouldn't touch a wild raccoon, fucker could have rabies. What makes an alien slime any different? We'll keep our distance.

>>663954
>>663960
>>663964
> Give it condoms as a peace offering.
He perked up a bit, but he's not going for it. I don't really have anything else to offer. I've got coat hangers, the bible, sheets, the shard, and condoms. Nothing edible.

By the way, I'm thinking, and I don't like where my mind's going. If everything around here are weird fucking alien slime things or other crazy alien bullshit, what the fuck am I going to eat? Or drink? I mean, not that I'm hungry now. I usually skip breakfast anyway. But I gotta eat sometime. And I'd be seriously surprised if a weird alien slime is edible to humans.

>what am I gonna eat?
Maybe there are other bits of earth transported or copied here?

I don't think you have much choice but to travel and explore, and find someplace with real food and/or water. I mean, it's sort of trusting to luck, but you don't really have a better option.

Well, that, or hope whatever was keeping the girl from bleeding out / dropping dead despite what happened will keep you from starving or dying of thirst. It could be the rules are different, here. Like... no entropy. Things persist until they're forced not to, instead of falling apart.

Of course, counting on different physics is also a longshot. We should search for food and be pleasantly surprised if you turn out not to need it, not assume and regret it later,

>>664464
Where there's smoke, there's either food or trees, which generally mean food is available somewhere.
Alien food might disagree with you though. In all honesty things are going to be very rough for you.

Your cumstained sheet is really the most nutritious thing you're carrying, what with all the protein on it. Up to you if you want to offer it... or the bible. Bible's made out of paper, which could be edible to certain organisms.

try the sheet. then try petting it.

Dude, food is the least of your worries right now. Walk till you drop.

Jack 2015/08/31(Mon)15:54 No. 666046 ID: 0a1420
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>>664467
>Well, that, or hope whatever was keeping the girl from bleeding out / dropping dead despite what happened will keep you from starving or dying of thirst. It could be the rules are different, here. Like... no entropy. Things persist until they're forced not to, instead of falling apart.
Now there's a thought... but she wasn't having a lot of fun, was she? She was alive, but she was still fucking split open. Not really a great comforting thought, walking around starving to death but not actually dying.

>>664467
>>664491
> Dude, food is the least of your worries right now. Walk till you drop.
Probably for the best. Not much more I can do with the slime. But... before I do go,

>>664470
> Bible's made out of paper, which could be edible to certain organisms.
The bible's got lots of pages, right? Plus, fuck it. I don't mind tearing one out. Might as well try.

...

Huh. All the pages are the same.

Jack 2015/08/31(Mon)15:55 No. 666047 ID: 0a1420
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And that eye at the bottom gets brighter every time I flip to a new page. Is it... like, some kind of satan magic to keep me looking at this page?

Goddamn it, now I'm talking about satan magic. All I wanted to do today was wake up and gamble and fucking drink. Maybe watch a show.

>>666047
Stop flipping pages. Ditch book immediately.

The goo is investigating the condom, see what it does.

use book as fire material soon as you can.

also watch ooze carefully.

>Maybe watch a show.

Well you got a front row, interactive seat to the show of the damned right now but honestly this place is only making me want to drink more. Probably should stop reading the book of the evil dead and put that thing away. Also slimy seems to be inspecting the condom you dropped so here's another chance for a show. By that I mean step back and see what it does.

>Is it... like, some kind of satan magic to keep me looking at this page?
We could test that.

Try actually reading the whole page, then turning it. See if it shows you what comes next, or accepts you read it and moves on.

>>666047
Huh, some of that actually seems relevant.
>...the followers of the LORD were made to suffer the AGONY of stagnation...

Jack 2015/09/04(Fri)16:02 No. 667269 ID: 0a1420
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>>666051
>>666048
>>666052
>also watch ooze carefully.
I've spent too much time on the goddamn ooze, man. He can just have the condom, what am I going to learn by watching it? We're moving on.

>>666048
>Stop flipping pages. Ditch book immediately.
It's not forcing me to look at the page. It just won't let me look at any of the others. I've already skimmed it, and it seems harmless. My eyes haven't boiled out of my skull so far.

>>666069
>Try actually reading the whole page, then turning it. See if it shows you what comes next, or accepts you read it and moves on.
I gotta admit I'm kinda curious now. I'll give it a shot. With any luck it won't make my tongue catch on fire. Let's see.

"Was said, 'And Lo, the pigs and dogs and virmin wallowed in their filth and gave praise to the lord given oppulence of the honeyed way, and by their decadence the world was given ripe flesh. And by the proclamation of the lord the maggots shall feast upon the fattened flesh, and the birds shall feast upon the fattened maggots, until all swelled with his glory'. And so it came to be, as the rotted meat feeds the maggots, the maggots shall feed the followers of the lord."

Cup with two dots. No idea what a fucking cup has to do with anything. That maggot explains the picture though, doesn't it? With the maggots coming out of the earth and the bird beaks and all that. Not the most beautiful little bit of poetry, but hey, what do I know.

Jack 2015/09/04(Fri)16:03 No. 667270 ID: 0a1420
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"Now it came to pass that the blind came to see, and the blind scrambled, as cockroaches under the light. Together they swelled until their bloat blotted the open moon, and the followers of the lord were made to suffer the agony of stagnation, drowning under their terrible weight. It was a punishment unlike any before made burden, and the lord weeped tears of fury and pain upon the blind, but the blind felt nothing in their loathesome rejection of the lord. And tho the blind were suffocated by the overwhelming bulk of their own kin, and dulled by the stench of their own blasphemous filth they persisted and forced their vile presence upon the world until the lord cast them aside and sowed the seeds of holy discord among their ranks, and they stumbled blindly in blissful ignorance once more."

Some guy shrugging with two dots. Gotta agree with him. Who the fuck wrote this shit, seriously? This nin guy? Or, is it ni-el-el-en? Or neen? ... Well whatever, fuck him, fuck his stupid name and his shitty writing, because the next page is the same goddamn bullshit. Still isn't letting me see the rest of the book.

Which means the bible's officially garbage. Now I'll toss it.

well bloby just ate the condom and is now following you so if you want to get ride of the book then you have some more food for bloby... probably shouldn't let it touch you.

with luck it has taken a dog like stance towards you, you feed it and it looks out for you and wont try to eat you. are probably the only thing other then all the god damn rock it's seen in forever.

You sure? It could make nice kindling.

>I've spent too much time on the goddamn ooze, man.
Huh. It came out of hiding and is following you. Guess we tamed an ooze. Or it thinks you're edible.

>Now I'll toss it.
Nah. I mean, it's not like there's much paper out in the middle of floating rock nowhere. Could be used as a fire-starter. Or toilet paper.

>>667270
Um, hey, your shadow. There's a blocky disconnected part. I don't see anything casting it though. ...is there something above you?

>>667286
I think that's the book, mid-toss.

Don't toss the "bible". It might be useful later.

Also, why does everyone say it's "satanic"? There are no mentions of the devil or demons or stuff like that. Just some mythological verses, which sound weird to us, but might be completely normal for another world. Maybe it's this alien world's religion?

Also, why are we sure we're in some "demonic" dimension? Sure, there's this torture room in our closet, but maybe it's just some fucked up psycho's hideout? There are lots of psychos on Earth, too, doesn't mean all humans are evil.

Jack 2015/09/07(Mon)15:25 No. 668121 ID: 0a1420
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>>667279
>>667286
>>667383
> Don't toss the "bible". It might be useful later.

Make up your fucking minds-- jesus christ!

Jack 2015/09/07(Mon)15:25 No. 668122 ID: 0a1420
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Fuck me, the little bastard's hungry! Doesn't want to let the bible go.

>>668122
Quick, play fetch!

tear out pages. feed crumbled paper balls to it as you walk. only want to use it for the paper. not as reading material anyway. only other use would be fire starter. which may not be needed from the look of the smoke.

Better the 'bible' than your arm. Also you should consider running away now.

Maybe you can give it half.

Jack 2015/09/09(Wed)15:19 No. 668677 ID: 0a1420
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>>668171
>Also you should consider running away now.
No arguments there. Little bastard's creeping me out, he seems to eat anything. And I'm an anything.

>>668148
>Quick, play fetch!
Might as well get a running start. Did you see how fast it was? The bible barely even touched the fucking ground and he was nearly on it.

Go long, boy-- wow, fuck me, that did go long. Jesus, didn't realize I had that much of an arm on me.

Jack 2015/09/09(Wed)15:19 No. 668679 ID: 0a1420
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Alright, I think I lost hi--

Jack 2015/09/09(Wed)15:19 No. 668680 ID: 0a1420
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--oh for fucks sake.

>>668680
I see a... floating purple van just beyond that ridge there. Go check it out.

Looks like the blob is no worse off from eating the evil book, that's good. Maybe you can teach it tricks like a dog? I wonder why it was hiding from you if it can eat practically anything. Maybe it's more fragile than it appears. Or maybe... there are very dangerous things around here. If it runs and hides from something, you probably should too.

>Go long, boy-- wow, fuck me, that did go long. Jesus, didn't realize I had that much of an arm on me.
Low gravity, maybe. Or maybe it's what we supposed before, with the rules being different here, and stuff persisting easier.

>>668680
I guess you got a pet.

Hey, there's a floating Volkswagen behind you.

To the Niinmobile!

Not sure if the slime can jump but there might be a container inside!

Take a lazy leap off that cliff. Don't overshoot the van, you could be up there a while.

Shit got psychedelic.

Get onto the magic party van.

Jack 2015/09/11(Fri)16:00 No. 669064 ID: 0a1420
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>>668681
>>668682
>>668683
>>668688
>>668691
>Hey, there's a floating Volkswagen behind you.
Oh shit! That's the fucking machine! That's my van, man! I've got food and a bed and everything in there. I've never been happier to see the old shitpile.

>>668688
> Take a lazy leap off that cliff. Don't overshoot the van, you could be up there a while.
So, what, just aim for the roof? I can do that. Doesn't look like too far of a drop.

Fingers crossed on the low gravity thing because I don't want to put a dent in my fresh roof. I just fucking fixed that thing up, repainted it and everything--

Jack 2015/09/11(Fri)16:00 No. 669065 ID: 0a1420
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Woah fuck!

...Right, well I'm not reaching in there to grab it so I guess he can have my sheet, but the little fucker's gotta stop eating my shit.

>>669065
Yell at it, see if it responds to noise. Then try teaching it a "stay" command. You've had a dog before, right? Do the same thing you'd do with a dog, except feed it condoms instead of treats when it does the right thing. If you can get it to stay put for a while you can go into the van and put on some clothes.

Actually if you've got food and a bed and everything in the van, you don't need to keep wearing that shit anyway.

why you could probably just drop of the edge of the cliff there and land right on top of it. Better do it sooner rather then later before slimey there goes for the towel.

well, luckily it seems to just want your stuff, not you.

I sure hope it can't get pregnant from all the stains in that sheet...

Jack 2015/09/14(Mon)15:33 No. 669612 ID: 0a1420
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>>669075
> I sure hope it can't get pregnant from all the stains in that sheet...
Honestly I couldn't care less, the little slime bastard can enjoy getting lucky.

>>669094
> You've had a dog before, right?
Actually no I haven't, but what the hell.


BAD SLIME! BAD! No eating!



Right, well it backed off, so I suppose that's good enough. Little bastard can hear at least. No idea if I can train him, but at least I can make him stop. I'm not touching that blanket, though. Fuck me, it's filthy.

Jack 2015/09/14(Mon)15:34 No. 669613 ID: 0a1420
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>>669078
> why you could probably just drop of the edge of the cliff there and land right on top of it. Better do it sooner rather then later before slimey there goes for the towel.
Well I do have underwear underneath but I'm enjoying having some fucking semblance of normality here. Probably a good idea.

Jack 2015/09/14(Mon)15:34 No. 669616 ID: 0a1420
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Y'jusen da dhuil fen mondos--

Jack 2015/09/14(Mon)15:35 No. 669617 ID: 0a1420
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!!!

Jack 2015/09/14(Mon)15:35 No. 669618 ID: 0a1420
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

It's... wearing my headphones.

WO DOMEN Y'TELONOS VOS DANH ET YOZANA!!

YOZANAAA!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

And screaming.

ask if it speaks English. Than ask what the fuck is it doing with your van regardless of whether or not it speaks English.

Also keep an eye up on the cliff incase slimey jumps down. Last I saw it went back for the blanket as soon as you dropped down but it would probably suck if it jumped down on top of you.

Well tell it to shut the fuck up, you are WAY too hungover for that shit.

Flip it off and open the back door. Yo, this is OUR van!

>>669618
Okay. Easy explanation. You've met an alien. Only here, you're the alien, so it's terrified of you. You're not freaked out cause at this point you're excepting weird stuff, and saw worse earlier.

Wait for it to calm down it a little. Maybe knock politely. Wave. Try and act like a friendly smart creature and not a dangerous monster. Speaking might help- even if you can't understand each other's languages, you're showing it you can talk, which is something.

>>669618
Knock politely.

Something tells me that they don't know how the van works. They might be more advanced but that doesn't mean they understand why you would ever replace a control console with an actual wheel.

Or maybe the van's busted and they're using their own tech to move it around.

Get in and drive, it's that simple.

Jack 2015/09/15(Tue)15:47 No. 669777 ID: 0a1420
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>>669624
>Also keep an eye up on the cliff incase slimey jumps down. Last I saw it went back for the blanket as soon as you dropped down but it would probably suck if it jumped down on top of you.
It's up there. Just... watching.

HEY! STAY UP THERE! DON'T YOU JUMP ON ME!

I'SONATHA JION D'ET VOS LIDETH!

Jack 2015/09/15(Tue)15:47 No. 669778 ID: 0a1420
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DANIT G'OSDE TIOS ET SORAN YOZANA!!

Right, it really doesn't like shouting. The slime went and ran off again.

YOZANA!! YOZANA!!

Jack 2015/09/15(Tue)15:47 No. 669779 ID: 0a1420
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>>660632
>Wait for it to calm down it a little. Maybe knock politely. Wave. Try and act like a friendly smart creature and not a dangerous monster. Speaking might help- even if you can't understand each other's languages, you're showing it you can talk, which is something.

>>669670
>Get in and drive, it's that simple.
Right, I don't think driving a crazy alien bastard around is going to help it calm down. But at least I can check and make sure it is drivable, it hasn't ripped the wheel out or anything. Maybe try and calm it down from the front, so it has an exit if it wants to run or whatever. I don't know. Couldn't hurt.

YOZANA YOZAAANNNA

Hello! I'd like to talk to you! Do you speak Engli--

Jack 2015/09/15(Tue)15:47 No. 669780 ID: 0a1420
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OH FUCK SPEAR

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>669780
Where did that come from? Did the alien stab a spear right though the door out at you, or did something throw a spear at you and the car?

If the former, back the fuck up. If the later, gab the spear, and try to use the car for cover, while frantically looking around.

>>669780
The alien kept yelling "YOZANA", maybe that's the name of whoever threw that spear at you. Take cover!

Start shouting YOZANA right back at him.

"slime, fight!"

>>669796
Or maybe it means "Go away." I do not recommend yelling out words that you don't know what they mean.

quick slam the van door on the spear before it can pull it back inside an try thrusting it again.

Jack 2015/09/18(Fri)15:20 No. 670399 ID: 0a1420
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>>669790
>Where did that come from? Did the alien stab a spear right though the door out at you, or did something throw a spear at you and the car?
That fucking spear came from inside the car. Right through my- through my fucking door. Goddamn it, fucking-- I just fucking refurbished it...

>If the former, back the fuck up.
Way ahead of you, man. Fuck me, that thing was like two inches from impaling my fucking kidneys.

JIZO FO DYAN MAS LIFIN TESONO VOS ET HOSAN YOZANA!!

Jack 2015/09/18(Fri)15:22 No. 670402 ID: 0a1420
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>>669911
> quick slam the van door on the spear before it can pull it back inside an try thrusting it again.

HOSAN YOZANA! UHONI YIAH RETINAH FIO YOZANA!

Door's already shut tight- but I think it's stuck anyway, the alien can't seem to pull the spear back.

YOZANA! YOZANA!

>>669797
> Start shouting YOZANA right back at him.
>>669908
>Or maybe it means "Go away." I do not recommend yelling out words that you don't know what they mean.
I've got absolutely fucking nothing better to go on, man. It's the only thing it's repeating. I'll compromise- I'll try and be gentle.

Yosana?

Jack 2015/09/18(Fri)15:22 No. 670403 ID: 0a1420
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...T- tes loh fio mon dais...? ...T- tonah vos, vos danit ilthan! Y- ye! Ye! ILTHAN! YOZANA!

Jack 2015/09/18(Fri)15:22 No. 670404 ID: 0a1420
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YOZANA! YOZANA!!

Right, well now it's just trying even harder.

Walk in front of the van, see what you can see of the inside from the windshield. Might give you an idea of what this thing has rummaged through and what else it might have in there to attack you with.

>>670404
Suplex the van.

grab spear shaft, pull it through.

Low gravity, right? Get a grip on the underside of the van and FLIP IT!

say 'ye? Ilthan?'

Can you open the back door or the other side? We just wan our stuff back, so try not to hurt it, but you should keep your shiv ready.

>>670424
yes
suplex the van

Do not supplex the van.

Try to look through the windshield

I wonder if Yosana means like, "help" or "aaaah" or more "die"? Or maybe "get away"? At least that's the kind of thing I'd guess from context.

This is really starting to look like it's derived from or shares a common root with the romance languages.

"mon dais" could very easily be "my god". "vos" could be vosotros / you. "et" looks like it's being used for "and", like it is in latin. "ilthan" could be alien, "mas lifin" looks like "my [something] (Life? Lift?).

I would guess >>670403 translates to something like "[...] my god. [You talk / what are you], you are an alien (a damned alien?). Yes! Yes! Alien! Die!"

Do you know any French or Spanish you could throw at is? Might have a better chance of cognates / overlapping sense that English.

>>670564
Man if we're thinking cognates "Yozana" sounds a whole lot like "Hosanna" which... doesn't mean what I thought it did nevermind that makes no sense!

But yeah it thinks you're a demon or something so dunno what you can do about that except wait around to see if it calms down and hope it doesn't break more of your stuff in the process.

Okay, here's what we got. We don't know whether the OP post is in the same language, so I won't include it for now.

Common words:

"Ye"/"yee"/"ee". Judging by its use, it's an interjection, most likely meaning fear and shock, like "ah" or "eek".

"Yozana". I don't think it's "die". The alien shouted "yozana" throughout the whole thing, not just when they tried to kill us. Makes no sense for someone to cower in fear shouting "Die! Die!". I think it means either "go away" or "help". Judging by the usage, there might be two completely different scenarios here. See, the alien often uses "yozana" as a part of a sentence. If "yozana" means "go away", then the sentences are directed at us, as the alien panics and shouts at us to go away. But if "yozana" means "help", then at least some of the sentences might be directed at someone else whom the alien contacts via some contact device. We need to get prepared for the possible arrival of other aliens, possibly armed and dangerous.

"Hosan yozana". The alien repeats this expression twice. No clue what it might mean.

"Et". Judging by the frequency of its use, it's most likely either a conjunction like "and", or are preposition like "to" or "for". If the "common roots" theory is correct, it may mean "and".

"Vos". Is also pretty common. Isn't a conjunction however, since it can appear at the end of a phrase with just one word before it. Might be a preposition, might also be a pronoun. If the "common roots" theory is correct, it may mean "you".

"Vos danh et"/"vos danit". Is it the same expression, or different ones?

"Ilthan". Appears only after we said "yosana", and appears to be some sort of conclusion the alien reached about us. Seems to be something bad, like "demon".

"Fio". The only other word that's used more than once. No clue what it might mean.

And by the way, if my conclusions are correct, then no, shouting "Ye! Ilthan!" is not recommended.

Jack 2015/09/22(Tue)15:08 No. 671701 ID: 0a1420
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>>670417
>>670506
>Suplex the van.
...You know, sometimes I almost forget that I'm brain damaged and you guys are a destructive force in my life.

Then you tell me to fling my fragile 80 pound skeletal body at a ten ton hunk of unrelenting steel.

ITHALIN VOS JELOTH DES YE YOZANA! OURA! OURA!

>>670553
>Do not supplex the van.
At least some of you aren't trying to kill me.

>>670423
>grab spear shaft, pull it through.
It looks like it's jammed in there tight, and I don't want to get too close to the van, man.

YOZANAA!!

I really wish it'd stop screaming that.

>>670425
>Can you open the back door or the other side? We just wan our stuff back, so try not to hurt it, but you should keep your shiv ready.
There's only a door on one side and the back's welded shut, my dad welded 'em decades ago. This thing's been torn apart and put back together and torn apart again a dozen times. There's the front doors, though.

Shard shiv is coming out. I don't really want to use it, especially since it's got a fucking spear, but hey, better safe then sorry.

Jack 2015/09/22(Tue)15:08 No. 671703 ID: 0a1420
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Oh, hey. It's a she.

YOZANA VOS JUN OURA---

Jack 2015/09/22(Tue)15:09 No. 671705 ID: 0a1420
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...

And she sees me. Uh.

>>670564
>Do you know any French or Spanish you could throw at is? Might have a better chance of cognates / overlapping sense that English.
A little bit, we went backpacking through France, remember? There's no way you'd know any of this shit if I didn't, right? I'm surprised you guys remember so much of it, though, I mean fuck. I never exactly got good at it to begin with. Everything you're talking about is going right over my head.

Uh, let's see.


...Je est suis... ordinaire l'homme. Je... ne pas est etranger?

......

Yeah, she's not responding.

yeah, not to be a dick but damn your french sucks.

Also now that I'm seeing more of that thing I got to admit I'm feeling less and less confident about getting into a fight with it. I mean look at those fucking teeth!

strike a sexy pose. to uhhh, prove you aren't dangerous, yeah.

>>671705
Are those your mardi gras beads? Motherfucker.

pfft, yeah baby work that pole.

Make a 'shoo' gesture, see if she gets the hint. Don't show your shiv though, that won't help.

>>671705
Try waving. That's a pretty universal sign with anything with hands, right?

It's not attacking her at least.

She looks more afraid than anything else.

>>671705
I wonder if she's in the same situation you are? Teleported here from another world? She's wearing what look like makeshift bandages.

...oh. Looking at her, the answer is yes. The alien you saw in the torture realm very much looked like a male version of her.

>>671705
... sprechen ze dutch?

>>671705
Alright, call down your pet, have him go inside through the cracks and immobilize her.

>>671705
Alright, call down your pet, have him go inside through the cracks and immobilize her.

>>671717
Strike a sexy pose and speak French.

There's no way a female member of any sentient species could resist a sexy French-speaking shirtless man.

Jack 2015/09/25(Fri)14:06 No. 672645 ID: 0a1420
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>>671726
>Try waving. That's a pretty universal sign with anything with hands, right?
Right, sounds reasonable. Better then, fucking, antagonizing the monster with the needle teeth or... trying to seduce it. Strike a sexy pose, christ almighty, I'm losing it.

>>671719
>Are those your mardi gras beads? Motherfucker.
They aren't mine. I think she put my shit back, or at least threw it off her and made a fucking mess of the machine.

>>671747
>... sprechen ze dutch?
What?

>>671958
>Alright, call down your pet, have him go inside through the cracks and immobilize her.
Fantastic idea. What I really need is to have a slime monster digest a hole through my car to kill the alien inside. Good thinking.

Where is that slime anywa--

Jack 2015/09/25(Fri)14:07 No. 672647 ID: 0a1420
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Jesus Christ!

Fucker snuck up on me! And it looks hungry. Uh..

BACK! NO FOOD, GET BACK!

Fuck, I'm probably scaring her, let me just wave--

Jack 2015/09/25(Fri)14:07 No. 672648 ID: 0a1420
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--with the wrong FUCKING hand. God DAMN it.

Uh...
>>672289
>There's no way a female member of any sentient species could resist a sexy French-speaking shirtless man.
Je... suis ne... hurt pas vous?

>>672648
throw the knife out of sight and hold up both hands as a sign of peace.
then whip your dick out and do the pelvic windmill

actually, sow her you are throwing the knife away, make a show of it; hold the knife and toss it to the side in plain sight.

>>672648
If you're serious about the french, it's "Je ne veux pas vous faire du mal".

Are we to assume she's dangerous, even with the teeth? She apparently needs a weapon to defend herself and is currently very afraid. I'm not convinced that killing her would be the way to go. Maybe try to open some of the door, see if it's all locked. Didn't see you try one because of the spear and she can't use that anymore.

As for the slime, I have no idea how to stop it from eating the van.

Yeah, I'm going to ask now before we try it but you do have a set of keys in your van right? I'm just wondering if we'll be able to move the damn thing in any other method then getting out to push.

Oh, and keep an eye on pinkie so it doesn't eat your shorts.

>>672651
Pantomime might work, although we don't have a lot of time with the goo closing in behind.

>>672679
depends if goo is hostile
so far it's only tried to eat our stuff, not us.

It's your van, how do you break into it?

Begin frantic attempts to get into the van, with 1950's scream faces. Punch open a window if you have to, but the point is that you need to show her that YOU are the one who is the most scared right now. Take on a leadership role in spite of this and she should eventually understand that you're just a survivor, not a bandit.

Yeah I think the best way to deal with this situation is to throw the knife, both as a distraction and a gesture of intent, get in the van and drive off before the slime finishes with the knife. Assuming, of course, that there's a key in there somewhere you can get to quickly. If not, it may be a "grab what you can before the machine becomes slime food" situation. Sorry.

>>672724
why does everyone think the slime is hostile? so far it's been... dog like.
>>672683
what?

Toss knife, simply open side doors, and if that fails, just climb on top of van.

>>672725
So far it's eaten everything, and we don't want to find out that extends to us the hard way.

>>672648
You do have the keys right? If you do, Are they the kind of keys with the electric remote? Or is your van like a minivan I heard where you don't even need keys to start it?

Jack 2015/09/29(Tue)14:42 No. 673762 ID: 0a1420
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>>672650
>>672651
>>672724
>>672831
>throw the knife out of sight and hold up both hands as a sign of peace.
Shit, wait. That was a shard of glass. Well, it's broken now. And the slime's going for it so whatever, I guess.

Jack 2015/09/29(Tue)14:43 No. 673764 ID: 0a1420
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>>672655
>Maybe try to open some of the door, see if it's all locked. Didn't see you try one because of the spear and she can't use that anymore.
Front doors are still locked. But the side doors probably aren't. She must have broke the lock to get in somehow. Or if she didn't break it, hopefully she doesn't know how to relock it. Fingers crossed.

>>673210
>You do have the keys right?
Nope, they're in my pants, wherever the fuck those are. But I'm living in my van, man. I'm not just going to leave it to one set. I've got a spare taped behind the water pump.

Jack 2015/09/29(Tue)14:44 No. 673765 ID: 0a1420
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Yep. Doors were open. And, uh, there she is.

Hey there. I'm not going to hurt you.

Jack 2015/09/29(Tue)14:45 No. 673766 ID: 0a1420
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>>672655
Je ne veus pas vous faire du mal.

Thanks. I never could wrap my head around how everything's all backwards in french. 'I will not you make bad', shit's ridiculous.

...mal... Mallas? Ny mallas... ny, hozayen dos nosani uruth...?

Listen, I'm just going to grab something, alright? Not gonna hurt you, just stay calm. It's all cool.

>>672683
>>672651
>>672650
>>672724
>but the point is that you need to show her that YOU are the one who is the most scared right now.
I really don't have time for a game of charades, we need to get this thing moving before the fucking slime follows me in and--

Jack 2015/09/29(Tue)14:45 No. 673767 ID: 0a1420
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--God damn it. It's eating my sheet.

Y- YEEEEE! MALLAS! M, MAL! MAL! MAL MALMALMAL!! VOS JUSITHIN, ET KOTH! MAL!!

shoo it, both hands. if that doesn't work try to lure it into the sink and down the drain, can chill in the wastewater tank. then when you dump that tank it will come out.

also, it ate GLASS, whatever method it's using to melt things isn't acid.
...is it one of those slimes from hentai that can dissolve armor without hurting the person wearing it?

Quick, pull something out of the trash can and lob it out the door, lock blobby out, and get to driving.

>>673767
Yelling at the slime seems to usually make it retreat. I'd say do that, then grab another fabric based object (maybe make sure it's like a shirt that you can part with) and throw it outside to keep the slime occupied. Then try starting the van.

>>673769
Maybe we should make sure it can't eat through plastic before trapping it in a water tank.

It ate a condom wrapper and all so it can eat plastic. I expect it can eat basically everything except whatever these rocks are made out of.

Getting it out of the van and then getting the van out of its reach seems like a good start.

>>673783
Yeah I forgot about that. But now that I thought about it, maybe it can only eat anything it can engulf...

>>673767
Wow, she REALLY hates the slime. I'd say trust her on that one. Get it out and vamoose. And hope the van doesn't fly away the first time we hit a bump.

>>673767
>cover with spare cloth or two
>kick like a soccer ball
>close door
Problem solved

>>673767
Throw some other tasty piece of detritus out the door to lure it back outside, and then shut the door.

Jack 2015/09/30(Wed)14:22 No. 674009 ID: 0a1420
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>>673838
>kick like a soccer ball
No idea how you want me to kick a liquid blob. It's not gonna bounce, fucker's just going to spill out everywhere.

>>673774
>>673858
>Quick, pull something out of the trash can and lob it out the door, lock blobby out, and get to driving.
Yeah, let's try the easy way first. Seeing as how it eats everything I have no fucking idea if it can even be trapped. Or wrapped up or whatever else.

Go! Fetch! Shoo, get out! Shoo!

...Right. It's not going for it. I guess it's more interested in the bucketloads of stuff inside the car then a tiny bit of trash outside.

Kos kance sys vos yozana...!!

Jack 2015/09/30(Wed)14:23 No. 674010 ID: 0a1420
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Moseni! Kos potecha!

JESUS-- fucking Christ I wasn't expecting that.

...You must seriously fucking hate this thing if you're hiding behind me.

Kos potecha mosani! Mosani!

How do you discipline a misbehaving pet? Spray it with water. From the sink. Bad slime, not on the carpet!

You okay? She's not crushing you like some sort of snake is she?

Though I wish we could bloody understand her, I think she's saying something about protection.. At the least she's not terrified of you as much anymore if she's willing to hug tightly

>>674010
The first thing you fed it was a condom. Show it a condom, toss it outside. It might get the point if you do that.

I'm almost tempted to ask you to try to push it outside but uh I'm not sure it's a good idea to touch it or get your skin anywhere near it.

>>674010
man she is all -over- you! I'd call this seduction a success!

i'm getting more convinced it doesn't eat flesh the longer this goes on.

Pet her head lovingly to calm her down

(or her butt)

>>674010
>Kos potecha!
"Protect me"?
>Mosani
If the prior is correct, probably "monster" or something more specifically about the slime.
>Moseni
Not sure if typo or variant.

Also...
>>673767
>et koth
It amuses me to think this is "ate clothes" but it's more likely "kill it". Although actually "et" is kinda looking like an article elsewhere...

>>673766
>Ny mallas
Ah! "Ny" is probably "not" or "no", important words!

>>669616
>Y'jusen da dhuil fen mondos--
Something about a massive headache.

Incidentally, pretty sure the first post is the same language.

Yeah that's about all I got for now.

>>674144
>Incidentally, pretty sure the first post is the same language.
There are too few overlaps to determine whether it is or not.

Well, your best bet is to freeze the slime. But how do you get them into the fridge? Is the fridge even working?

Let's just note here that Mal is a latin root for "bad"; this in conjunction with "ny" probably means she recognizes you as not meaning harm, which would coincide with her recent actions. What's more important though, is that she is pretty clearly telling us that that slime thing is bad news bears, and we need to get rid of it pronto. Do you have like, a couple of matches and an aerosol can? Fire's the only way I can see of permanently killing it, as it seems to eat anything that could physically attack it.

Actually, I see a fire extinguisher. Could try temporarily repelling the slime out of the van by spraying it with the extinguisher.

Put the lady alien in the passenger seat for now so you can deal with this thing. Hostile or not, you can't let it eat all your stuff.

>>674180
Oh hey, not only that, but she's using "mal" rather than "mallas" because she's trying to tell us in a way we'll understand.

Which I suppose isn't really immediately relevant, but hey, we know she's listening and learning.

Jack 2015/10/05(Mon)14:57 No. 675031 ID: 0a1420
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>>674015
> You okay? She's not crushing you like some sort of snake is she?
No, actually. She's ridiculously light. She's barely squeezing at all.

>>674025
>man she is all -over- you! I'd call this seduction a success!
And I didn't have to spin my dick or anything, look at that.

>>674190
>Put the lady alien in the passenger seat for now so you can deal with this thing.
Uh... Vous poser il y a? Just, sit down there, alright?

Mosani maldas e'koth, mosani...

Jack 2015/10/05(Mon)14:57 No. 675032 ID: 0a1420
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>>674014
> Spray it with water. From the sink.

&%%@&%&^!^%(!*^%_!@&%*)@&%(*)@^!%^*!@%()@^& %()@^!%!^()!%^

Oh shit, that got a reaction!

Little fucker's retreating.

>>674165
>Is the fridge even working?
That's a chemical toilet. Hell of a job finding a booth I could stuff in here, man. The cold food's kept in a cooler, mostly I just eat canned stuff.

>>674181
>Actually, I see a fire extinguisher.
And that's fuel for the stove.

>>674180
>Do you have like, a couple of matches and an aerosol can?
As a matter of fact...

Jack 2015/10/05(Mon)14:57 No. 675034 ID: 0a1420
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Get back here you little shit!