Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)13:58 No. 6382 ID: fb5d8e
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With much moaning and groaning Mudy's companions come to their senses.
Outside the hustle and bustle of morning life is already out in full force.

>>6382
Inform Gunther and Hans of their recent promotion.
They are now replacements for Ivar and Rune.

How are we going to pay for all this? Didn't we give the last of our money to that rat bastard?

>>6384
I was just going to address it last session.
Mudy is a bard. Bards play in taverns for payment.

Someone else in our group probably has some money... Right?

What the hell have Gunther and Hans been staring at?

It might be time for the heroic dine and dash!

but we're too hung over to make it very far, crap.

The Knight MUST have some money. If it's not enough use CUTE and CHARM to lower the price until we can afford it.

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)14:13 No. 6391 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy turns to inform Hans and Gunther they have been promoted after the tragic loss of Ivar and Rune.
The two soldiers appear particularly unresponsive.

>animated

>>6391
Figures.

Quest added: obtain HANGOVER REMEDY.

Ask Bladetree if he has any money on him.

If not, offer your services as a bard to pay off your debt.

>>6391
You forgot your tripcode there, Suggestion.

Look up at the ceiling. We still don't know what was so fascinating to them.

Chat up the nice barelf lady. Charm her to put the drinks on the house.

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)14:44 No. 6402 ID: fb5d8e
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Having spend all the coin in his possession on the Rat, Mudy turns to Sir Bladetree to pay the bill.
Bladetree yawns and mutters,
>"Ofcourse I have coin on mine person, Prince. About a hundred, plus twenty pieces-of-ten."

The waitress smiles.
>"Each tankard of Moonshine Brew is fifty coins worth. Thine group hath celebrated with twentythree."
She pauses a moment to let Mudy do the math.
>"A night's stay in the common room is ten coins a head."

Mudy looks up with his most charming eyes. He asks if perhaps he can pay by performing.
The elfmaid's voice grows with excitement.
>"Thou art a bard? How delightfully quant!"
, she exclaims.
>"Many an elf will be interested in seeing a boldling bard. I am confident that the keep will let thee pay thine debt with only a few nights worth of performance."

>>6402
SING THEM THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE.

>>6402
Yeah but wtf are they staring at on the cieling?

Muda muda? Muda muda muda?

>>6403

As well as a song of the heroic deeds you and your team have performed thus far.

>>6402
Fifty gold?! Holy shit.
Uh. Seems simple enough. We stay here until we pay off our debt. Gunther and Hans will assist in chores and manual labor so as to speed up payment. In our off time, we'll look up additional information on the Skullking, and/or recruit additional followers.

Maybe Totenkopf can summon some of those little imps to dance for people, as well.

>>6402
Ukulele solo.

>>6402
Meet with the keep and try to convince him of your INCREDIBLE BARDLY TALENT should be sufficient to pay for your tab with only one night of performance.

Failing that, offer the money Bladetree has in addition to performing.

Failing that, leave Hans and Gunther as collateral.

>>6402
Mudy said we probably wouldn't be headed out today anyway thanks to delicious alcohol, so let's just put on a performance that is so awesome that it'll only take one night to pay off.

tl;dr; SING THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE

What, enought of that. Kidnap maid and RUN FOR THE HILLS!

>>"Thou art a bard? How delightfully quant! Many an elf will be interested in seeing a boldling bard. I am confident that the keep will let thee pay thine debt with only a few nights worth of performance."

Shit, why doesn't she just call us a credit to our people? Racist whore!

Go talk to that rat guy we got our "disguises" from. He had a ton of gold in his house, and we totally dodged his sidequest hook anyway.

Put out some fliers, get a full house

Suggestion 2009/07/15(Wed)15:14 No. 6416 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy agrees to sing the song of his people as payment, give a performance so great it will pay the bill in only one night, and have his men do small chores in the meantime.
The waitress is obviously delighted by Mudy's promise of 'the song of his people'. It looks like she just sees Mudy as some kind of oddity rather than a person.
She suddenly grabs his hand and slaps some sort of shackle onto it.
>"Wonderful! Then we will be expecting thee tonight. This will prevent thee from leaving the city. The rest of thine friends may remain here."

There is little response from the others. Axebeard and Bladetree seem to have fallen asleep again while Totenkopf and Darkmoon just whisper sweet nothings and plans to rent a private room.

>>6416

"...why m'lady, I had no idea you felt that way about me."

>>6416
Begin plans for the stage show, we need to wake everybody up.
Assign Gunther and Hans as roadies.
Axebeard and Bladetree will be in charge of advertisement, have them put posters up around town.
Have Darkmoon and Totenkopf work out how we can use their magic for special effects.

We need to put on one hell of a show to pay off out debt.

No one dares cuff us.
Slaughter them. Blood. Death.

Wait till the minions able with weapons come to their senses, discuss setting the matters in a more fitting way for a hero.

>>6416 >>6418
We don't need to wake up Bladetree and Axebeard. They're sleeping with hangovers.
And Darkmoon and Toten are more than capable of winging something. Besides, they're more interested in each other right now. Why ruin it?
Wake up Hans and Gunther, though. Fuck those guys. They're on the clock.

>>6420
I disagree. We only have until tonight to prepare and if we are going to put on a show all night, we need to have some sort of coherency. Planning our special effects and making sure we have a big audience is important.

>>6421
Ask Toten if he can summon up some imps or other something to dance and cavort, and if Darkmoon would be willing to dance as well.
Done.

Keep in mind that we're playing with a legendary elven instrument. I have a feeling that our performance is going to be mind-blowing enough without the aid of our comrades.

>>6423
It'll be like a medieval pink floyd laser show with a kobold frontman.

Oh and check if any of our compatriots has any musical talent.

The song of Mudy's people is Bohemian Rhapsody.

>>6417
Seconded.

OKAY SO

We start the show with a simple melody on Mudy's ukulele. As we build on that, Mudy begins to weave an epic tale about a warrior on a quest to find his love and stop an evil tyrant (all while continuing to play). Once Mudy reaches the part where the warrior fights with the tyrant, we have totenkopf summon an Imp who Mudy will feign fighting.
(OR! maybe we could have Totenkopf dress up in his old helmet and play the tyrant, he loves to play pretend.)
Once Mudy reaches the part where he saves his love, we will have him play his magical flute WHILE playing legato on his ukulele.
Finish strong with a Ukulele solo.

>>6416
Go practice somewhere, I guess. We have to be perfect for tonight to get all the ELVEN BITCHES AND WHORES. Oh yeah, and GOLD.

GUYS
Planning a performance is BORING

It's gonna be time to bust out some FACE MELTING SOLOS

>>6431
Let's do something not-boring.
Tell Gunther and Hans the Waitress is hiding apples in her bosom.

>>6431

Just draw a picture of Mudy going

"Oh man, that was the best performance ever. I mean I didn't even know Gunther and Hans could do that. Anyway, now my bill is paid, I best continue with my quest"

Ask if its the "walk into the invisible barrier" kind of preventing-you-from-leaving-the-city or the "arm will be blown off" kind

>>6431
Wholeheartedly seconding that notion.
We are not their toy, we are not.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)16:13 No. 6438 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy is rather shocked at being cuffed like that. He asks the maid how severe the consequences are if he leaves the city.
She responds in a slightly different voice.
>"When thy approaches yonder city edge thee will feel a slight sting as a warning. Then when thee crosses the boundary the sensation will intensify until thee is completely incapacitated.
>Thy will not be able to leave the city untill thou hath repaid thine debt, Mudy."

>>6438
Tell Darkmoon to disintegrate the shackle! We will not be treated like a pet!

>>6438

"Seems fair enough. Not to worry, fair maiden, I shall see to it that all debts are settled."

She might disintigrate our arm.

>>6438
Cut small pieces of meat off her and force-feed her with them till she removes the thing.

Gently shake the Elf Knight awake. Say "Looks like saving the kingdom will have to wait, since I have to pay off you guys' bar tab. I don't suppose you could help me out somehow?"

>>6438
Pause for a moment, then ask if they have a matching one for your other wrist.

Must remain symmetrical!

Those eyes.

>>6444
I concur. Then quickly snatch it and put the cuff on the barelf maiden.

Can we please just look up at the ceiling and see what Hans and Gunther are looking at?

>>6447

How would that help..like..at all. its not like we can outrun her, and she has the keys D:

>>6449
Who cares. Reaver will make it awesome.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)16:30 No. 6451 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy accepts with a sigh. He turns to the manpower the king granted him again.
>"Looks like saving the kingdom will have to wait, since I have to pay off you guys' bar tab."
, he says, gently shaking Bladetree to wake him up.
>"I don't suppose you could help me out somehow?"

There is no response. Bladetree and Axebeard are out cold, looking rather comfortable and relaxed in their slumber.
The two generals on the other side of the table continue to cuddle and the occasional 'I love you' reaches Mudy's ears.

>>6451

Bother Gunther and Hans

>>6438 >>6451
Lookin' pretty catty there, waitress.

Become angry. Grit your teeth.

Tell the barmaid: "Don't serve them any more drinks no matter what. Except water. Water's free, right?"

>>6451
Turn to waitress, EXAMINE her. Something's not right here.

Tis all a plot to harm us.
No one stays down that long after a couple of mugs.

Oh.

Wait.

Examine WAITRESS for signs of SNAKE.

Wait a second..

>>6461

Quick, get Gunther and Hans. Obviously they are the only ones not under her evil spell!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)16:43 No. 6465 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy's nerves are coming to an end.
>"Don't serve them any more drinks no matter what."
, he orders the maid.
>"Except water. Water's free, right?"
She smiles.
>"The only water we serve here is collected from the Diamond Springs in the far north. The mug thou had a moment ago costs onehundred and fifty coins."

Mudy grows increasingly uncomfortable. He takes a moment to subtly examine the waitress.
Luckily there's no sign of snake-like properties, but something about her face is making him feel dizzy.

>>6457
This Idea make a good bit of sense, but do it WITH CONFIDENCE, to make it look like you don't NEED them to be able to tear him apart.


Also, Mudy definitely needs to add 'get Bladetree and Darkmoon to help teach us some quick-elfy style of swordsmanship/Knifesmanship' when time is available. I am fine with being able to die by being sneezed on, but really, I think we should have SOMETHING besides our incredible wit, charm and charisma, awesome tho they be.

Once again saying the idea of at some point trying to squeeze in a bit leveling/catchup here and there would be nice, in my opinion.

>>6465

> 150 gold for water.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Well shit. Ask the waitress if there's anything intresting in the city, seeing we're staying here today anyway. Something worth seeing when our heroic mens-at-arms sober up. Also, no drinks to them any more. NO DRINKS.

>>6465
OHGODITMOVES
Aks her if she's familiar with any gold loving rats.

>>6381
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
CHESHIRE CAT-GIRL
WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
BEFORE SHE FINDS ANOTHER EXCUSE TO CHARGE US AN INSANE AMOUNT OF GOLD FOR SOMETHING STUPID
AND WE END UP PERFORMING HERE FOREVER

Go under the table and rub your nose while softly weeping.

>>6465

Demand to see the goddamn owner. Failing that, go see some guards. Our friends are not drunken, they're drugged. Possibly charmed.

>>6465
"The prices here are outragous. I can't pay. In fact, I refuse to pay!"
"How about, instead, I use my team of adventuring buddies here and we do a task for you. Something befitting our heroism."
"Alternatively, I'm a gambling bold, and would be willing to play a game for the debt, double or nothing."

>>6465
Flutter eyes at the maiden and sweetly coo her,
"my fair lady, I believe there is something on your dress," while pointing at her dress.
As she looks down, flick her nose (or lack thereof).
If something foul is afoot, we must uproot it with guile.

>>6471
I get the feeling if we leave our friends out of here she's going to pour 400 gold drinks down their throats.

>>6474
This, except "How about, instead, I don't use my team of psychotic malevolent buddies to carve you up here right now and here?"

Test. Bite Swordtree in the shin, see if there's a reaction. If not, we can fairly certainly assume there is, in fact, foul play at work. Brush of as kobold antics if there is a reaction.

>>6479

Or use the shock of ivar and rune's release to bring Darkmoon and Tote back to reality.

>>6438
THE JIG IS UP, SERPENTKING.

DID YOU FORGET I TANGLED WITH A BLUTJAEGER.

AND NOW I HAVE MY... well, my minions are kind of here.

Dryly comment to the waitress that we were unaware that elves could flick their ears, and that they lacked round pupils common to all the other demihuman races.

Ask Darkmoon to confirm and/or deny.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)17:02 No. 6483 ID: fb5d8e
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This can't be happening! Mudy decides to put his foot down.
>"The prices here are outragous. I can't pay. In fact, I refuse to pay!"
, he exclaims.
>"How about, instead, I use my team of adventuring buddies here and we do a task for you. Something befitting our heroism."

The waitress does not seem impressed. Mudy quickly thinks of something else.

>"Alternatively, I'm a gambling bold, and would be willing to play a game for the debt, double or nothing."

>"..Double~?"
With this the maid's ears perk up, and her terrible eyes open wide.
>"If thou does not mind paying the onethousand coin gambling fee, then please tell me, what does thee have in mind?"

bet our soul.

>>6483
Highway robbery! Besides, the jig is up - we most definitely can tell that she is no elf. Inform her of this fact and get ready to run.

Quick, throw a mix of salt and iron at the foul beast, if it is of supernatural origin 'tis sure to work!

bet virginity

I thought we were going to stop betting our soul when we could use money instead.

Inform her that you've made her disguise.

>>6484
>>6488
I love you both. Seconded.

>>6483
How does this bar not own the rest of the kingdom yet? Or are we just special?

>>6483
Goddamnit, more fees. How about:
"If you win, I'll play here forever. Without complaint. I'll never pay off my debt. In essence, you will get my soul."
"If I win, all my debts are absolved... including the debt I'm making now. And you have to join my party, and come with us on adventures to con the fuck out of everyone by making them think we're heroes. In essence, I get YOUR soul."

...Bet our elf.

"It's a simple little game. I call it 'Who can last the longest being sprayed by a water bottle and being called "Bad Kitty!"'

>>6490
Wait, wait, what if bet Rune and Ivar's souls? If we lose, maybe they'll come back?

>>6495

We can't very well bet what we don't even have. We set them free, their souls aren't ours to give any more.

>>6496
But does SHE know that? Don't we con people all the time?

>>6497

And what would that matter? When you bet with money you don't have, it ends with you getting fucked if you lose. The souls won't magically come back since we just suddenly decided to bet on them even when we didn't have them. We lose, she gets no souls, our end of the bargain unfulfilled, we're fucked. Also, they don't even have bodies any more.

>>6498
Thinking rationally will only get a kobold so far. The rest must come with creativity and getting extremely drunk.

>>6499

Getting extremely drunk is why we're in trouble to begin with.

...bet our elf's virginity.

Say "A thousand coin fee? That's outrageous. But your prices? Also outrageous. You don't have a warning up. I doubt you charge this of everyone. So no, I won't bet anything, and I don't intend to pay without consulting the law first. Good day, ma'am."

Put your hands on your (delicious bare) hips.

Well, let's see. She's looking like a cat. Cats are curious, right?

Offer her a choice between all the money... and the MYSTERY PRIZE.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)17:23 No. 6503 ID: fb5d8e
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It isn't long before Mudy comes up with a suitable answer.
>"If you win, I'll play here forever. Without complaint. I'll never pay off my debt. In essence, you will get my soul."
He pauses
>"If I win, all my debts are absolved... including the debt I'm making now. And you have to join my party, and come with us on adventures to con everyone by making them think we're heroes. In essence, I get YOUR soul."

The corners of the monster's mouth curve further upwards.
>"Now why would I bet that?"
, she responds with an amused tone.
>"I have thee in shackles, thine friends drugged and soon ready to increase thine debt by ordering more drinks, and the promise of a full house of customers, all keen to laugh at thine appearance and attempts at making music.
>No, thou must promise me something more. Something none would be able to take from thee otherwise."

The slit pupils of her monstrous eyes wide and narrow with glee, locked on Mudy's increasingly nervous expression.

VIRGINITY OK!?

>>6503
"L-Like what?"

>>6503

She is immune to your charisma! NOW IS THE TIME FOR VIOLENCE

>Attempts at making music

Become offended, demonstrate your skills, then demand an apology.

>>6503

Our virginity, or possibly our ears. Or our left big toe. Just, you know, no souls. Those are terribly hard to replace.

>>6416
Catgirl should have used a collar on him. It has huge psychological impact.

Say "Okay, fine. Lean down. I have to whisper this..."

When she leans down, jam a knife in her throat.

The party is loaded with blades. I'm sure the Knight has a spare in his boot or something.

>>6503
"My heart."
It's like virginity, but sounds much more romantic.

>>6503
Try to brush it off as smooth as possible, despite our worried appearance. Then promise her an additional MYSTERY PRIZE.
Then challenge her to a game of guess. To win, she has to guess the MYSTERY PRIZE.

Bladtree's virginity is a no lose situation.

Remember his bethrothed is a dude.

>>6505
I completely agree with this post

>>6503
Also, we'll throw in Hans and Gunther. They're, like, half dead right now and I don't think they even drank anything.
If she wins, she can have them, too.

Promise her your "kingdom"? She doesn't know we don't really have one yet. But we could bullshit our way through that.

>>6515

>I don't think they even drank anything.

Quick! Get Hans and Gunther to aid you!

>>6517

In case you didn't notice, they're as drugged as everyone else.

>>6503

"My love?"

>>6503
We are a hero in the city.
She thinks she has us cornered, but as a matter of fact, if she tries to make us pay the debt, the law-enforcement system and the government are on our side, and that can mean some very serious potential problems for her.
Very serious.

>>6520
Unless, of course, she's a chaotic awesome trickster type and lives for this sort of mischief.

Arrgh.
FUCK IT!
We need to snap our companions out of this.
PLAY THE LOUDEST MOST OBNOXIOUS SONG YOU CAN.

>>6521
She is a bar maid, which means she has to get at least some legal cover. Trying to drug up a hero who has just saved the kingdom is not a way to keep one.
Intermediate her.

>>6522

Do this, under the guise of showing her your mad bard skills.

Fuck this shit.

Play Zoot Suit Riot on your flute until everyone is awake and dancing.

Bet Reaver's soul.

Actually, we could just call guards - who are they more likely to believe, us, the hero, or her, the lowly maid?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)17:46 No. 6528 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy's mind races. He has to think of something impressive quickly!

He puts his hand to his chest.
>"My heart."


*SNAP*

>animated

Man, bitches really DO love Mudy.

>>6528

Ffffffu....

Ok, what's done is done. Let's get this over with. Let us commence the oldest game once again.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)17:48 No. 6531 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Offer accepted."
The beast begins to sound horrendous purrs.
>"We will play three games. With each loss this collar will close a little more around thine neck - Two losses and it will close completely. Then thou will be mine to play with for all eternity.
>What will be the first game, pet?"

>>6528
Should have bet the MYSTERY PRIZE instead :<
At least she didn't rip out our heart right then and there.

>>6531

Wait, forget the oldest came. We shall play... cat's craddle. Our fingers must be nimbler.

>>6531
Have you heard of...the oldest game?

Run outside already, seriously. We have enough evidence to have her publicly executed.

>>6532
Kalimaaaa!

>>6536

Do you really want to start breaking the agreement now? She has goddamn magic shenanigans around our very throat. It's do or die, and I very much say we do.

"It's called DON'T LOOK AT THE STRING KITTY KITTY! KITTY KITTY, DON'T LOOK AT IT! DON'T LOOK OR I WIN!"

As you go allcaps, untie and pull into view the long, scarlet ribbon from the blutjeager cloak. Wave it around in her face so she tries to jump and bat at it, unable to control her feline reflexes. Dance around her so she can't get ahold of it.

If we win, we get a magical catgirl trickster to join our group.
If we lose, we become the eternal plaything of said catgirl, most likely with sexy results.

I see no downside here.

>>6531
Mindfuck time? Mindfuck time. Lets start of with a duel, pistols, first to land a fatal blow wins.

>>6541

*Coughpowerlevel6cough*

>>6539
I perfectly valid course of action.

>>6538
*shrugs*
We have been behaving like an imbecile throughout the entire scene, using our weaknesses instead of our strengths, may try something working for a change.
And do you think killing a hero would benefit her public image much?

Did nobody honestly think to say "bill it to the king"?

>>6540
Dear lord, you are right.

>>6546
Sorry. Too busy being moronic.

Now let's get that ribbon out!

>>6542
Shit Gohan.

Okay how about rock papers scissors, there's no way she can cheat at that, right? Lets go for an even playing field.

>>6540
Except if we win, we get an obnoxious vermin into our already oversized party, and if we lose, we become a slave.

>>6551
Awesome, right?

>>6552
I see no way how this can go wrong, yes.

>>6551
Except if we win, we get a catgirl sex slave added our already oversexed party, and if we lose, we become a sex slave of said catgirl.

win win

And if we lose, we can tell her the skull king wants us dead. to bite her in the ass.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)18:07 No. 6557 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Do you know.. The Oldest Game?"
, Mudy immediatly asks.
He quickly explains the rules to the monster.
( http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/237.html#488 )
She nods with approval as her eyes shine with excitement.
>"That seems like a good game to start with."
, she replies,
>"Thou may begin."

>>6557

Let's start strong.

"I am a dragon, fire-breathing, terror-inducing."

"I am a cat, conniving and treacherous."

I am a ball of yarn, round and soft and so inviting.




(If you know what I mean)

"I am you, enslaver of kobolds"

I am ocean, wide and endless.

>>6562
This, really, we just have to see how she responds to something like that.

>>6562
Wait, I agree, go with this. Lateral thinking ftw.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)18:14 No. 6566 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I am a cat, conniving and treacherous."
, Mudy begins.

The monster makes a pawing motion with her hand.
>"I am a ball of yarn, round and soft and so inviting~"
, she responds in a playful tone.

>>6566

"I am the master, ball-taking, tempting with food"

"I'm a loom, yarn-consuming, cloth-producing".

>>6566
Hey! No fair giving my idea to the bad guy!

"I am a moth, devourer of textiles."

I am Weaver, i thread the madness that holds the will of the simple minded.

>>6566
I am the fire, all consuming, yarn-burning.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)18:20 No. 6577 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I am the master, ball-taking, tempting with food."
, Mudy opposes.

The monster's voice is backed up by a constant soft purring. The low vibrations make Mudy shiver in his chair.
>"I am the mistress, round and soft and so inviting~"

>>6576
Oh god no, elements go into an infinite loop

>>6577

I am an agonizing STD, itchy and painful and so embarassing~

>>6577

"I old age, lust-killing, flesh-quelling."

>>6577
I am the wife, master-marrying, tyranny-bringing.

>>6579
Oh ahaha, this.

>>6577
"I am childbirth, the painful and dangerous burden of the mistress."

I am the wife, mistress slapping, master scorning.

I am a wizard, men-enslaving, town-destroying.

>>6577
I think we're beginning to understand how the catgirl plays.

>>6566
FUCK SHE CAN READ OUR MIND.

I AM THE HOUSEWIFE, DISCOVERING, KILLING!

I am the Pimp, mistress enslaving, cane wielding.

Dang, i like all of these.

>>6579
This is the best one so far, i like the wife ideas though

>>6577
"I am the court eunuch. Professional, immune to wiles or seduction."

somewhat related (don't use this)

I am the tgchanner, F5 pressing, script running.

>>6591
We should play the game separately, over IRC or something. suptg could work.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)18:27 No. 6598 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I am childbirth, painful, dangerous, burdening."

>"I am the beloved child, round and soft and so inviting~"

I AM THE HOUSEWIFE, DISCOVERING, FEM-DOMMING!

>>6598

I am the child care services. You just lost custody of the child.

>>6598
I am the world, innocence-destroying, reality-bringing.

>>6598

What the shit?

"I am stillbirth, child-ending, mortifying."

>>6598
"I am the not-a-pedophile, you disgusting creature."

God what.

>>6598
I am federal law enforcement. Punishment for the wicked and twisted.

>>6598
"I am the child's stuffed toy, round and soft and so inviting~"

We're on to your game you rouge!

She has strange ways of dealing with children..

>>6598

...I'm beginning to sense a pattern.
Hmm...

I am time. Before me all things will eventually crumble. All passions will fade. All children will grow old and eventually die.

I am Black Death, family-razing, inevitable.

>>6606

No you fool, a child's toy does not defeat a child. You've doomed us all.

By the way we could probably end this quickly with something like "I am bitter hate, destroyer of love" or some shit like that

>>6610
Of course it does! The child cannot resist the pull of the toy, much like a cat cannot resist the yarn!

I am the mother's heart, round, soft, and so inviting~

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)18:36 No. 6615 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I am stillbirth, child-ending, mortifying."

>"I am the womb, round and soft and so inviting~"

>>6615
I am the coathanger, womb invading, aborting.

I AM THE PENIS, CUNT DESTROYING, ANAL RENDING.

>>6615

I am the coathanger. Round and pointy and not very inviting at all~

>>6615
The womb loses to stillbirth, not the other way around.

>>6615
"I am the eunuch. One which specifically dislikes round, soft, and inviting things."

>>6615
Dammit! We need to fight adorable with adorable!

"I am labor, that which forces life from the womb and into the world."

Okay, that wasn't so adorable, but whatever!

I am time, womb withering, flesh wrinkling.

God what.

I am fair steel, organ-dissecting, blood-thirsting.

Wait hold on a second, how does a womb counter a stillborn child?

>>6615
I am disease, bringing about the ruination of all flesh.

>>6619


Good point, I think we won guys :D

I am a tentaclecock, womb rending, vagina rending.

>>6615

"I am time, womb-withering, life-eating. Not round or soft at all."

Oh wait, stillbirth does beat the womb doesnt it.

I am blunt trauma to abdomen, womb-crushing, organ-rending.

"I'm pretty sure stillbirth beats womb. Also, I'm gay now."

>>6615
I AM THE WALRUS

KOO-KOO KATCHOO

>>6632

God, I'm so tired I lol'd.

But yeah, seriously. Womb does not beat stillbirth. YOU LOSE GOOD SIR.

>>6631
Actually, seconding that. Except why gay? It was nice.

>>6632
Haha, bonus reference points.

>>6634
To counter inviting wombs, of course.

well I guess first round done :D Now for second round.

"When a baby is stillborn, the womb has already failed."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)18:49 No. 6638 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy holds his breath. He considers the monster's last turn.
>"Wait... I'm pretty sure stillbirth beats womb."

>"Was that some hesitation in thine voice?"
, the beast immediatly cries out.
>"Then it seems thou art the one who lost! My turn!"

Mudy feels the collar tightening around his neck. Even without being closed completely it is already painful and making it hard to breath.
He desperately tries to slow his breathing.

>"Art thou ready for mine game?"
, the monster asks.
>"Tis a simple one! We each take turns asking the other a question, who then must answer truthfully. She who lies first.. loses!
>Would thou like to begin?"

>>6638
Who do you work for?

>>6638

YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH! YOU BITCH OF BITCHES! WHAT IS MY MOTHER'S NAME!?

>>6638
Cheating wench!

"What the heck are you?"

How do I defeat you.

>>6638
That was cheating, right then and there.
"Would you like to discuss your customer service with the city officials?"

>>6643

She can just say "no" and be truthful.

"What would you be unwilling to tell me?"

God damn, what.

Fine.

"What is love?"

>>6644
Yes, but we will press the matter.

>>6646
LADY DON'T HURT ME

DONT HURT ME

NO MORE

Our telling the truth sounds like lying though, d'oh.

>>6645
This.

>>6647
Actually, yes, remember to answer the question first. "Yes, yadda-yadda?"

>>6638

OH SHIT WAIT. Answer "yes", she already fucking started.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

>>6638
"No. How do I defeat you?"

>>6653

Wait, answer no. She already started, we cannot start now.

>>6638
"Not really, but I guess I don't have a choice!"
"Will I be going first?"

>>6656
She asked if we'd like to begin, not if we actually would.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)18:59 No. 6659 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy opens his mouth to speak, then swallows his words. He gasps for a moment to catch his breath again.
>"...Yes."
, he finally answers.

>"Aww.. That's too bad."
, she mocks as her purrs continue.
>"Your turn."

Mudy recovers the question he already had prepared.
>"How do I defeat you?"

The beast grins widely.
>"By answering the questions truthfully~

>My turn: Did thou lose the previous game?"

>>6659
Nope

Oh she is determined to make this as painful as possible i see.

"No, you cheating piece of cat".

>>6659

Shit...

No, we did not lose. She violated the terms, for uncertainty had nothing to do with the whole thing. She failed to defeat our point, we won.

Now, what is my mother's name?

Say "I am the ideal of law, tireless and fair."

>>6659
DAMN CATGIRL. "No I did not."

>>6664

Aye. She answered with error before we might have accidentally stammered for a short second. Thus, she lost.

Actually, full answer would work better, I guess.

And our father's name works better than mother's.

>>6666
ib4satan

>>6668

Either way, it's certainly not "I don't know" or "Whatever-She-Was-Named"

>>6659
"Yes. If I hadn't lost, the collar wouldn't have tightened."

"Will your answer to this question be a lie?"

>>6659

I don't think so.

>>6673
And thats the truth.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)19:11 No. 6675 ID: fb5d8e
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>"No, I did n---!"
Mudy is cut off as the collar tightens the final time and locks into place. He quickly feels his head becoming heavy from the break in circulation and lack of air.
As he gasps and wheezes the monster in front of him bits her tongue with amusement.
>"Lying~?"
, she mocks.
>"Seems like I will have to teach though some manners.. my pet."

>>6672
The collar does not tighten when we lose, but when the wrench thinks we do.

GET OUT RIBBON

WAVE IN CATGIRL FACE

STAB IN THROAT WITH DAGGER FROM ELF

>>6675
Well, it was a fun quest guys. Friends were made, laughs were had - but now we have to be raped by a catgirl.

Goodnight and God Bless.

>>6675

Now we're done fucked up. Of course, this was pretty much impossible to win.

Uhh... well, our only chance now is VIOLENCE. Let's try orders, we didn't try those before.
Let's ORDER Totenkopf to fuck shit up.

Yeah, I'm out of ideas. So terribly out.

Errantly comment that the blutjaegers are going to laugh when they come for you.

>>6679
...do we have to leave?

Someone needs to learn the definition of lie~
The agreement is dead at this point, but this is going to be tough to get out of.

"Even though you've won the challenge, we still have one game left to play... and I choose to play pretend. You have to pretend to be my servant and I have to pretend to be your master"

Declare with all the confidence in the world in our voice,
"YOU CHEAT!
I won the first game.
Even if you don't think so, _I_ do.
Therefore I didn't lie.
Now...
It's my turn.
What is the thing you want most desperately to keep us from knowing?"

>>6677
This is highly likely, we probably were never going to win from the outset.

Time to get psycho? We should probably wait to see just where shes going with this though.

"I want an attorney!"

>>6677

That's true.

We have not lost. Your logic is faulty. Stop this now.
WE. DID. NOT. LOSE. WE! DID! NOT! LOSE!

>>6685
This.

"I cant sing like this you know"

>>6684
I didn't see this earlier. That's actually pretty brilliant - hope Reaver sees this.

Now, let's think about our options.
Surely, we won't win the third game unless we pick one catgirls can't play at all.
That leaves us with what, three ways to come to mind first? First, wake any of our companions, order her slaughtered. Second, submit, play for her guests well enough to make them free us, preferably violently. And third, obviously, run.

>>6698

Running might not work when we can't breathe.

>>6701
That's why it's third.

>>6531
> Two losses and it will close completely. Then thou will be mine to play with for all eternity.

WE LOST GIVE UP

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/15(Wed)19:27 No. 6705 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy desperately collects all his energy to force his voice out.
"YOU CHEAT!"
, he exclaims, following by gasps for air.
>"I won the first game. Even if you don't think so, I do. Therefore I didn't lie--!"

The beast slip her monstrous finger through the collar and lift Mudy from his chair.
>"Shut up."
Her first gleeful expression and voice suddenly turn cold and unamused.
>"Who made thou the judge, Mudy? I am not a mindless drone like Stormplague. Thou plays by mine rules, and I reap the rewards."

>>6675

This would be a really good time to unleash our incredible might. We have incredible might, don't we? Even a little bit?
We need just a tiny bit... Pretty please?

Just stab her already.

>>6705

Then your rules are empty and pointless, and you're pretentious little bitch for thinking it makes you any better!

Also, pray quietly inside head for something. Anything. ANYTHING.

>>6705
"Gods watch over the games being fair.
And when they do not, people do."

Oh f- why didnt we ask who she worked for.

>>6684
And then, using this game, force her to release you, start contest over, with new knowledge of her assholetry.

>>6711

Pretty safe to say she won't do anything of the sort.

>>6705
Set a stern, determined look on your face.

Shout "You have defeated me only, ONLY through force of arms. You have proven stronger than a lone kobold. Congratulations!"

Make your words drip with mocking sarcasm.

>>6705
"And who made you ju- wait, how do you know Stormprague- er, Stormplague?"

>>6705

"...No.
I refuse to do anything.
Until you release me AND my companions I will not do anything.
At all.
I will not sing.
I will not dance.
I will not even give you the pleasure of speaking with me.
You may have me at your mercy but I WILL NOT be your toy."
Then proceed to sit upon the floor and do absolutely nothing.
NO MATTER WHAT.

>>6713

That's good. Then let's taunt her that she couldn't win the same way against a real warrior. Say, Totenkopf or Dagger.

Yeah, we're getting desperate at this point.

>>6705
However you try to twist the rules of the first game, lying is based on the belief of the *speaker*. It's my turn to ask a question.

>Load Quicksave

Guys, we done losted. We are and always were at her mercy - she was toying with us. Let it play out and move on.

>>6721
NO YOU FOOL

The last time we saved was at Calavera!

Anyone else thinking this'll come down to a "there are four lights" scenario?

>>6725

Taunting is, in fact, a valid and recognized reaction to losing.

>>6705
"We still have one game left to play... and I choose to play pretend. You have to pretend to be my servant and I have to pretend to be your master. The only way to win is for the master to declare the loss."
"Now, if you will, take off this collar."

>>6726
I thought those new RPGs made a quicksave every time you enter a door.

Kiss her, then vomit. Hoping there's some sort of reverse effect.

Haha yeah oh god we're boned.