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637596 No. 637596 ID: defceb

Deep in the woods there is a house.
In the deepest floor of the house there is an odd basement.
In the farthest corner of the odd basement there is an elevator.
In the deepest floor of the elevator, there is a room.
In the farthest corner of the room there is a button.

Do not push the button.
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No. 637597 ID: 87ba78

don't push the button

boom, quest done.
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No. 637598 ID: 9297f4

BOY, I'LL PUSH THE BUTTON IF I WANT TO.
*push*
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No. 637599 ID: 809713

>Do not push the button.
As you wish.

Where are we, then? Hanging out in a dark corner of an elevator in the basement doesn't sound fun.
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No. 637600 ID: bd8b82

>>637598
*tackles before they can push* NO YOU FOOL!
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No. 637602 ID: defceb
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637602

>Don't push the button
Finally somebody sensible.

>*push*
WAIT HOLD ON

Let me be perfectly clear.

You may caress the button.
You may tickle the button.
You may even take the button out on a date.

But do not push that button!
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No. 637603 ID: 809713

Go back up elevator.

Use woodshop in basement to build yourself a guitar.
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No. 637604 ID: 6e79d4

Take the button out for a lovely seafood dinner.
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No. 637605 ID: 61f9d2

Seduce the button
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No. 637607 ID: b9cef6

Fondly caress the button. Let it know that we appreciate it's role in our life, and that we'll gladly respect it's limits on physical contact. If it doesn't think our relationship is at the stage where we can push it? That's fine.


But if this button doesn't put out soon we're totally gonna break up with it and find another button. I mean it's been ten minutes already, mature adults are supposed to be able to handle this kind of stuff faster.
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No. 637608 ID: e114bc

>>637602
Pull the button.
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No. 637609 ID: bd8b82

rotate the button 180 degrees
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No. 637611 ID: 7656df

push that shit
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No. 637613 ID: defceb
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637613

>Take the button out for a lovely seafood dinner.
>Seduce the button
>Fondly caress the button. Let it know that we appreciate it's role in our life, and that we'll gladly respect it's limits on physical contact. If it doesn't think our relationship is at the stage where we can push it? That's fine.


How romantic, you two make a cute couple.

"Anon. I think I'm ready. I want you to be my first."
"I want you to push me."

DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT BUTTON, DO NOT PUSH IT.
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No. 637614 ID: e2a92b

Don't push the button, pull the wall.
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No. 637618 ID: b9cef6

I'm sorry Narrator, but you heard it.
It just wouldn't be right to refuse a button who wants it.
Unless it's drunk. Button, you're not drunk, right?
If not, gently push the button.
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No. 637621 ID: e114bc

>>637613
Tell it you're into kinky shit. You wanna pull it instead.
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No. 637622 ID: 809713

>"I want you to push me."
Tell the button you're glad it trusts you, but it's too soon. You can't yet.

You really enjoy spending time with it, and if you push it, the quest will be over! We'll be alone again.
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No. 637625 ID: 89941a

Rather than explicitly pushing it, you could lean against in in a totally not pushing it manner.
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No. 637626 ID: 9297f4

Sorry hun, but gloves are like 3.50 a pack and I don't have that kinda case on me.
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No. 637627 ID: 0ee153

Pull the button.
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No. 637631 ID: defceb
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637631

>"I'm glad you trust me, but it's too soon! I can't yet."

"B-but Anon, this is a one-shot quest! We'll only have this one chance!"

>"But if I push you, the quest will be over!"

"We'll always have the quest archive! Think of all the implied kinky stuff we can do after the good end! You could even pull me."

>"Sorry Narrator, but I'm pushing the button!"

NO, STOP
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No. 637633 ID: defceb
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637633

Clearly I've put too much faith in you. Let's try this one more time.
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No. 637634 ID: b9cef6

CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
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No. 637635 ID: defceb
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637635

Now there's a selection of knobs, levers, and doohickeys. You can pull, twist, flick, and play around to your heart's content. BUT DO NOT PUSH THAT BUTTON. This is the last warning I'll give you!
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No. 637637 ID: b9cef6

Oh, okay.
Push/Pull/Flick everything! Except the button.
Do any of these actually do anything? Or are they like those buttons on the sides of streetlights that do nothing?
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No. 637638 ID: 89941a

...Sit on the button?
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No. 637639 ID: bd8b82

no, the button loves us and it's not right to keep them waiting. push
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No. 637640 ID: 809713

Build a rube goldberg machine out of the knobs, levers, and doohickeys.

...the end act of the rube goldberg totally won't be to push the button. Nope.
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No. 637641 ID: e114bc

>>637635
Lick the button.
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No. 637642 ID: 9297f4

Rub penis on button.
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No. 637648 ID: 35989c

Push narrator.

into button
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No. 637649 ID: defceb
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637649

>Sit on the button.

That's just pushing the button with your butt!

>"BUTTon! It was meant to be!"

NOOOOOOOO
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No. 637650 ID: defceb
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637650

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No. 637651 ID: defceb
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637651

KABOOM!
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No. 637654 ID: defceb
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637654

Buttons pushed: 1/1
Narrators supplanted: 0/1
Illuminati plots exposed: 0/3

"3/5. Too many buttons" - IGN
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No. 637656 ID: b9cef6

I eagerly anticipate BUTTON QUEST TWO: THE NARRATOR GETS PUSHY
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No. 637659 ID: 9297f4

10/10 BEST QUEST.
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No. 637663 ID: 809713

>>637651
"Why do we event have a button for that?!"
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