>>64791
>Eating
>Presumably inside
No hat.
We aren't Joan.

>>64788
>Madam

Oooh, she thinks Benji is a gurl, I geddit.

>>64803
He IS dressed as a maido...

>>64804
So, would it be smart to switch gender identification now? Esmeraldo probably told her parents that Benji is in fact female. This is important.

>>64803
He isn't going to be dressing up as a girl for dinner, is he? Oh dear...

Well I didn't realize that.

Well, dress in some nice pants and a blouse then, Brenda.

>>64807
Do the Haruka thing. Pull the King card.

If you MUST dress as a girl, pick something closer to manly. A boy dressed as a girl dressed as a boy.

But then, we soon will see what you have avaliable, in terms of clothing.

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/14(Wed)15:31 No. 64809 ID: fb5d8e
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W-wait, wh-what?! I'm supposed to dress as a girl? F-for dinner?
Huuuh?

>>64809
One step at a time, whats the avaliable inventory?

>>64809
We're not sure. The content of the closet should answer the question.

>>64809

Well it's not like your new girlfriend's gonna have lots of guy clothes, BRENDA.

Now find something cute that matches your eyes. Pants and blouse, though I think a nice dress might do.

>>64809

No no no, dress as a gentleman!

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/14(Wed)15:38 No. 64814 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, this room is full of clothes for every age and gender.. And they're all quite fancy too.

>>64814

Try on a tuxedo.

>>64814
Oh boy, this is a tough one.

>>64814
You could try for an androgynous outfit. That way you won't subvert anyone's expectations and maybe the subject can be avoided altogether.

Id say, pick something as sport or as casual as you can get, clear colors, no black. A brown or khaki.

If there´s boy clothes avaliable, go for it -- I guess she decided to leave the choice in our hands.

Remember, you are about to stand before their parents in a upstanding social event. Kinks and fetishes can wait.

No, let's not have an awkward situation. You're a dork, you're terrible at those and they crop up anywhere. She just agreed to be your boyfriend, we're not about to let this ruin our day. Go and see her, tell her you'd prefer to wear your clothes for dinner.

GIMP OUTFIT

>>64821
I prettymuch suggested something that could pass as his own clothes >.> <.<

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/14(Wed)15:55 No. 64826 ID: fb5d8e
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Alright.. I'll wear something casual-- for guys. Just a white shirt and neat pants.
..It kind of feels like I'm back in my uniform..

>"Benjamiiin~ Benjamin.. Are you ready to meet my parents?"

I strongly suggest Ben don't go all the way tonight.

A. We just met her (an we already have hints she kinda krazy.)

B. Ben is a virgin... simple truth. This means his stamina is likely going to be rather under-par until he gets himself focused and prepared (this morning he didn't even plan on talking to her, now he has her panting as he nibbles her ear.)

C. We are also getting hints of her having health problems and the last thing we want to do is give her a heart attack in the middle of it all (being found in bed with rich dead girl he just met and confessed our love to will not help our PR, and would likely shatter Ben's psyche).

D. If we give her everything now our relationship will peak too soon. This is a bad thing and in-conducive to long term sustainability, we want to string this along a little before dishing out the sweet rewards (she wants you 'a lot' and thus you already hold the power here...)

>>64845
I concur with this fine Gentleman.

I´m more worried that if we press forth to strongly she´ll have a heart attack of something. The whole 'hnnng' thing she had going is worrysome.

>>64849

Hey, you might be right.

Okay, plan: Come on strong and tease her constantly. Even during dinner. Force her into a heart attack.

>>64854
Why the hell would we want that?

>>64859
Because heart attacks are sexy?

Dammit people, there's no indication of poor health for her so just stop with heart attacks and bullshit.

Benjamin should just go with the flow, don't try to rush things too much. Jamming it in isn't a good idea. That said, there should and will likely be much kissing and nakedness and playing with naughty bits.

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/14(Wed)21:43 No. 65018 ID: fb5d8e
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I don't think she has any heartproblems.. but I also don't think I-I will make love to her already!

>"Papa~ I would like you to meet Benjamin. Benjamin, this is my dad."
>"Oh right, the guest. Is he from your little public school or is he one of my patients?"
>"P-papaaa..."
>"Right then, what are your plans for the future, boy? Have you signed up for any universities yet?"

I.. I really haven't given this much thought yet--at all!"

>>65018
Tell him you'd prefer to wait, keeping your options open. I mean, if you were contacted by a school and were signed up for another, boy would your face be red! Tell him about your career choice, but ask him about his and sound enthused.

>>65018
Tell him you wish to work as an arms dealer for private military investors and military contractors.

Just see how that shit goes down.

Damn it kid, you're a nerd with glasses. You should have this stuff in the bag!

>>65018

"I'm trying to keep my options open."

>>65026
This would be hillarious... but rather implausable

I say go with the keeping your options open.

I give you a tip boy, he probably doesn't really care about your answer, he's likely just testing you confidence, trying to keep you off balance.

The phrase "I'm keeping my options open" is pretty well known to mean "I cannot get into a college". So let's not say that.

Benjamin, what school(s) did your parents go to? Say that that's the one you're looking at. Unless your parents are dropouts or something.

>>65054
Good point.., similar message but we have to phrase it better. Listing off a few Universities you are considering (even if you would need a scholarship and a lotto ticket to actually get in em) would be a good idea.

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/14(Wed)23:03 No. 65060 ID: fb5d8e
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My parents both went to community college.. They're really nothing special..

>"I wish to work as an arms dealer for private military investors and military contractors. I'm still looking for schools that will help with that."
>"Isn't he cool, papa?"
>"Hmm! Ambitious but well thought out. War is where the greatest medical advances are made, you know?"
>"Yes sir. I greatly admire your work."
>"You have your head screwed on right, son. Conflict means change, progression, revolution! The real evolution of mankind is fought for! Yes, I sense in you a great businesspartner or rival, either of which is a good thing to have. Nice to meet you, Ben."

Hook line and sinker. Deliver a firm handshake,kid.

>>65060

...How did that possibly go down well? Fantastic! Give that gentleman a firm handshake!

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/14(Wed)23:21 No. 65067 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Likewise, sir."
>"However.. I will have neither businesspartner or rival messing around with my daughter, so I will be watching you."
>"P-papa! Stop it!"

Smile, its a joke.

..possibly.

"I would expect no less."
Smile.

>>65067
"Y-yes sir, of course..."

>>65067
Well I can certianly see why he would be so successful with an attitude like that.

>>65067
"Well, of course. It's only right for a father to be concerned about his daughter."

Force a laugh as hard as you can. Even if it comes out fake-sounding, it will show both fear and confidence, as crazy as it sounds.

be sure your shaking his hand firmly now

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/15(Thu)04:43 No. 65090 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I would expect no less. It's only right for a father to be concerned about his daughter."
>"I see we. understand eachother--"
>"PAPA! Stop acting like you own him! Or me! And you stop acting so subservient to him, Benjamin. You aree mine. Let's go upstairs..."
>"But Samantha, what about dinner--"
>"And stop calling me by mom's name! I'll skip dinner."

Try to calm her, you were just being polite, not subservient.

>>65090
But.. food!

Also, yea; thats you being polite, right? ... You were tring to put a good show so he wouldn´ chase you off from her.

>>65090

"Of course. Whatever you wish." Go with her if she wants to leave.

"As you wish"
Chicks dig princess bride refs.

Do not try to smooth the relationship between this girl and her father over. This is not your place. Your loyalties lie with your GF. A good relationship with the father will help though.

In private "Sorry I overstepped the line with your father."

In private: "I think I messed up back there... I apologize mistress... nyah"

>>65101
Not mistress, 'My lady' it implies loyalty with less ownership. besides.. I like the Princess Bride reference so we can roll with that.

However, I think it would be a good idea to eat some food.

No need to be a total pushover.

>>65090
"I was merely being polite. And there's no need to skip dinner."

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/15(Thu)11:32 No. 65106 ID: fb5d8e
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>"As you wish."

The father protests some more, but my loyalties lie with Esmeralda.. I follow her. We don't go upstairs, but instead through some hallways and into a small enclosed courtyard.

>"..."
>"..."
>"Sorry I overstepped the line with your father. I was trying to be polite and messed up.. I apologize."
>"Ugh.. He was just taking advantage of your polite nature-- How am I supposed to tell him you're.. y.. you're my boyfriend now?

"I get the feeling that I don't know everything about you and your father. Please, tell me."

I think this situation calls for a hug from behind.

You could just tell him. Or arrange for a hilarious 'him walking in on us doing it' scene.

>>65108
Support hug, maybe.
Trying to start anything now would be bad.
How advanced of a hugger is Ben?

>>65067
> I will have neither businesspartner or rival messing around with my daughter

>>65090
> Benjamin. You aree mine.

I think dad probably already thinks that we're an item.

We are not old enough to be either his buissness partner, nor his rival (despite his allusions otherwise, and he knows this.)

That was just masculine headbutting, perfectly normal, if a little overbearing. As I mentioned before he was just testing your weaknesses, there really was no 'right' answer to his questions. That was just his display of power over you as master of his house.

>>65110
I meant just a hug, not making out right there damnit.

>>65112
For now I say we comfort her (assure her we are not her father's man), perhaps sit a while, and eventually try hopefully move one back to the dinner (only if she is willing of course.)

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/15(Thu)13:41 No. 65137 ID: fb5d8e
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>"..."
>"..Hmm, Benjamin.. You really are just a pet. So gentle and reliable.. like a big puppy. If only I saw you this way earlier, then.... Hmm.. ..Benjamin, would you like to meet my mom?"

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/10/15(Thu)14:00 No. 65140 ID: 704c80
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>>65137
>meet my mom?

>>65137
Oh god damn that bitch.

>>65137
Sure.
I'm sure she must be quite the woman to have you as a daughter.

>>65145
She so krazy... :V

Anyhow.. yes you would like to meet her mom, but be prepared for a headstone.

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/15(Thu)15:42 No. 65159 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Y-yes.. I'm.. I'm sure she must be quite the woman to have you as a daughter."
>"She was.... ..Mama.. Mama, I'd like you to meet Benjamin. He is gentle and reliable, and he will never push me around. We've only become a couple today, but.. but we've known each other for a while now. ..I'll take good care of him. ... B-Benjamin.. Please meet my mom, Samantha."

>>65159
Comfort the girl and reassure her that you will not push her around, will not abandon her, and will stay by her side as long as she will allow you. But be sure to speak as if you are adressing Samantha and not Elizabeth, she'll respect you for acknowledging her through her mother.

>>65159
You have a wonderful daughter, Mrs. (You do know her last name, right?)

Unrelatedly,
>he will never push me around.
Erm.

>>65161
What happens in bed, stays in bed u.u;

Maintain a respectful silence. Maybe give her a gentle massage or very gentle pats on the back for comfort.

Now push her down and laugh! Laugh I SAY! BURN THE WORLD!

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/15(Thu)17:18 No. 65177 ID: fb5d8e
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>"You have a wonderful daughter, ma'am. She is the most amazing person I ever met, and I have loved her for as long as I know her. I promise I will never give her up, let her down run around and desert her."
>"Oooh, Benjamin.. ...."

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/15(Thu)17:19 No. 65179 ID: fb5d8e
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>"...Okay--"
>"Eh--? H-hey!"
>"We're gonna do it."
>"Wh-what?!"
>"Mom can see our passion.. Come on."

>>65177
...... oh you bastard

Suggestion 2009/10/15(Thu)17:20 No. 65182 ID: 192956
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>>65177
I could not have said it better myself

>>65179
1.Agree, but not here
2.Ask her to go up in her room and wait
3.walk in wearing cat girl maid outfit
4.???
5.profit

She´s missing a few nuts and bolts, but...

Do it.
Do it now.

Just take it easy, but dont you dare stop her.

Stress that while you are hers, youre are her boyfriend and that you need time to let your relationship blossom to make it all the sweeter, but tell her if she reeeeaaaalyy wants to, we have no choice.

Danger! Danger! Master Benjamin! I am detecting massive blood flows and rerouting, hydrological pressure is up and eyes are dilating. We suggest immediate evasive maneuvers, endophine and steroid production and release levels are maxing out and we can't take much more of it captain!

This is an unwise maneuver I cannot support a docking and transference procedure at this time. Recommend abort. Rerouting blood supply to frontal cortex and vocal functions.

You must disuade her from this congress. To allow it would be taking advantage of her emotional and psycological weakness and we cannot do so as gentlemen!

This is not what she needs... what she needs is a real friend, a real familial support, not mere physical sensation to drown the pain in her heart. You penis cannot fill the void gaping in her soul...

>>65177
oh you

Put yer dick in her.

>>65197
Seconding this.
You can dick her all you want later, but at the very least BONING HER RIGHT NEXT TO HER MOTHER'S GRAVE WHILE HER FATHER COULD BURST IN AT ANY MOMENT IS A BAD IDEA.

Use your penis on her.

>>65197
> You penis cannot fill the void gaping in her soul.

Best line ever.
Oh and yeah making out on your mothers grave is kind of disrespectful

"My dear I love and respect you and therefore your mother too much to sully her grave with my cheap lovemaking, lets go somewhere safe from your father, your mother can watch anywhere we are if she wishes to"

Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/15(Thu)19:03 No. 65209 ID: fb5d8e
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>"W-wait.. I--"
>"This is really no time to rebel.."
>"No, no-- I-- I'm yours b-but I'm your boyfriend a-and these things need time to blossom.. We.. You.. I.. What you need is.. is a real friend, familial support.. N-not.. Not my body.. I can't fill the void in your heart that way.."
>"No--"

End of Chapter 4 Benjamin!qlYR/Fpx/g 2009/10/15(Thu)19:03 No. 65210 ID: fb5d8e
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>"--Your presence alone is already twice all that."

Oh god, right on top of her dead mom.

>>65210
make sure to shoot your load on the cross, you don't want to make her prego do you?

While you're there you might as well give her mom a good hard dicking too.

>>65211
its okay she's probably cool with it.

>>65210
As a side note, I suggest getting a small, easily concealable collar and wearing it around.
Think of it as a gift for her.

>>65212
I somehow doubt he is so crass.

Anyhow, I'm not really sure what to say here. Well besides the fact that you are in it deep, and there is no way her father is not going to catch on to this.

You are going to be damn fortunate if your luck holds out till that Halloween dance.

>>65215
why not a butt plug? Im sure she will like to peg u

>>65227
Yeah, turns out wearing those as a matter of course doesn't work out too well.