You were just minding your own business and now you're crammed in a ball!
Screw this. Get back out!
>>62654 Break the fuck out! That's bullshit, bro.
PUNCH YOUR WAY OUT OF THE FUCK BALL RIGHT NOW
That sucks! Try to squirm out! Wait, are you encoded into digital information or something? Or in a pocket dimension? Or just crammed down into a fancifully colored furry sphere? I've always wondered how that works...
ONLY PRETEND TO BE CAUGHT
WIGGLE. WIGGLE THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BALL.
Let us not let the iron fist of man bind us.
>>62662 You're the meanest person I have ever known. On the other hand, they might deserve.. NO, NO ONE EVER DESERVES THAT
You bust the fuck out, because you're not a typical weak pokemon, you are a mighty...
hitmonlee
In b4 Abra.
Hitmonchan, you mean. We PUNCHED out way out.
>>62672 You don't find wild Hitmonlee.
>>62671 SNORLAX
Shedinja
>>62675 No no, Hitmonlee. Or Hitmontop...
Half Snorlax/Half Abra
>>62671 Hitmonchan!
We're obviously some sort of psychic type. Or a ghost! So; Abra, Ralts, Natu, Shuppet, or Beldum.
Magikarp
Or we're a steel type. STEELIX. Magnemite. Skarmory.
We are Ruddy Fucking Mann.
>>62685 We're on land with no sign of water. >>62684 >>62686 Guess what Type Beldum is...
>>62671 ABRA.
DITTO
Gardevoir. A male one.
Ditto.
>>62688 Steel. But it eventually turns into a psychic/steel FUCKING COMPUTER POKEMON.
Abra
>>62688 >>62684 >>62686 Beldum.
>>62696 Actually its ALWAYS Steel/Psychic
>>62699 It's the same fucking difference jeez >:C
NORTHERN SERGAL
Neutronium Golem
Magikarp. Please be magikarp!
>>62671 Rattata.
Magicarp
Fun fact: Beldums are as hard to capture as most Legendaries. They're THAT hardcore!
Abra!
>>62721 TELEPORT THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!
>>62721 FEMALE
RENAMON
>>62703 Fuck no that is the worst pokemon
>>62726 I stand corrected
>>62721 TELEPORT TO THE GODDAMN INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION BECOME A ABRANAUT
>>62721 WHY HAVEN'T YOU TELEPORTED YET
Teleport out after flipping off the stupid human. They NEVER let you enjoy your nap!
>>62721 USE WHIRLWIND
Telkine that human into his own damn ball. Let us make him pay for slapping his balls all over us!
Fuck humans, seriously. (animated)
OH GOD WHERE ARE WE NOW
Teleport to the International Space Station, become an Abranaut. It is your destiny.
Abras like abandoned buildings... And places where they can acquire spoons... We may appear in Detroit... that would be BAD.
HAI GUISE
>>62819 8I You're not a pokemon. Get out of here.
>>62819 She's not wearing her gloves! She's naaaakeeeed
>>62819 Maul the trainer that tried to catch you. Maul him bad.
Meanwhile, events similar to, but legally distinct from Hatch Quest's opening are occurring. This egg is about to hatch into a...
dead baby
>>62910 Bulbasaur! Bulbasaur is the coolest. Its a scientific fact.
>>62910 Shiny Charmander.
>>62910 Abra.
Eevee! Or sandscrew! Of scyther! Yes, I only played the first game. Shut up.
>>62910 Cyndaquil.
>>62926 fucking lol'd
>>62910 Sableye! Never mind that, as an Abra, we wouldn't be able to read it or hurt it or anything!
Budew
>>62933 Wait what nobody suggested that! Raaaailro- actually I don't care. Let's name the fuck out of this Budew. Name it... Thorn.
>>62933 Go out and see the world little one.
>>62941 You are immediately eaten by a tauros. Way to fail at life.
>>62944 Tauros: Run around and do Rauros things. Enjoy your two murrfect tails.
Waitwaitwait. Pokemon can't be eaten. They only faint.
>>62944 Get shot and turned into hamburger, then have control switch to a nearby Sableye.
Naked bathing Gardevoir. Are you supposed to be the Gardevoir? Are you just watching? I don't even remember at this point.
>>62972 Male or female? Either way beating up some trainers while still naked would be amusing.
>>62972 Shlick furiously, if were the ones watching... same.
I'm dying squirtle.
...
>>63003 I'm guessing female then.
>>63006 And the sergal?
>>63007 Hard to say. They don't have breasts, ya know.
Gardevoir use PSYBEAM!
Let's find out! Sergal rape Gardevoir.
NORTHERN SERGAL used RAPE It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE!
>>63018 >>63021 anyone else getting totally turned on right now? :3
NORTHER- OW! FUCK! AHHH! FUCK!
Yo G' the towel around your waist is slipping off, better catch it.
>>63024 I don't know what's going on here but it looks hot.
>>63026 That Gardevoir is helping the Sergal with autofellatio. Obviously.
>>63029 use NORTHERN SERGAL powers to break free and do the same to your opponent.
Morph ball acquired?
>>63033 MORPH BALL ACQUIRED
>>63031 RRAAAARRL
>>63031 NORTHERN SERGAL used TIE UP OPPONENT USING THEIR OWN STUPID DRESS
>>63031 WHAT SICK MAN SENDS DIAPER TO FIGHT ME?
>>63036 Madly dash for that red and white ball thing. It's surely some kind of useful lost technology. Also, wtf is going on here?
>>63024 Decide to mind rape the sergal in revenge, then go steal a pokeball off one of those retard bugcatchers and capture the sergal. Use sergal to become rapemon champion.
>>63040 NORTHERN SERGAL sees where you're going with this.
>>63037 She was naked where'd the dress come from? >>63042 Note to self, refresh page to check for new posts before making self look like an arse.
>>63043 Test, going to sleep and going crazy are different things. I also don't really think that was where we were going with this. But I'm pretty sure we weren't actually going anywhere, so I guess that's fine.
>>63043 Yes, that's pretty much the plan. NORTHERN SERGAL: USE ENSLAVE on a SOUTHERN SERGAL, they can do the hard work part.
Everything suddenly tastes very American Discovery Trail
>>63089 Get beaten to death by riot cops for being a dirty hippy.
>>63089 Comb your luscious pink fur~
>>63089 eyes bleeding
With the NORTHERN SERGAL! mindraped into a catatonic state, you get dressed, assuming you're not the sergal, then you just lost. Also, is it clothing or is it supposed to be part of their body? Whatever.
>>63118 Tie a cute ribbon on tail of NORTHERN SERGAL.
ɹǝʌǝ ƃuıɥʇ ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Counter-rape the northern sergal
(( ALTERNATE ENDING ))
>>63128 Agreeing with this.
>>63128 GARDEVOIR used (misused?) TELEKINESIS. GARDEVOIR gained PSYCHO-STRAPON
>>63126 The name of that image. Is that a reference to a certain popsicle commercial?
>>63137 ... well... USE IT! :D
>>63141
>>63142 Is the Sergal still catatonic? Cause if so it's not really rape you know.
Great success. >>63139 Of course.
>>63142 leave spent NORTHERN SERGAL and go off on ADVENTURE... also you might want to avoid some horny pokemon trainers. oh hey there's one now.
>This entire thread
>>63142 Go find a Ralts to make your slave/adventure companion!
>>63142 Now that the sergal has been incapacitated, you can continue on your quest to find a respectable Gallade or Gardevoir and live the rest of your life happily in the middle of territory controlled by dark-type Pokemon. Surely your babies won't be eaten by monsters they can't read or hurt.
Atu: I feel something Ozud: Me too, I'm gonna... Atu: Not that. I feel like something really stupid is happening because we're not out doing something violent and stupid. Ozud: That's probably just your brain going crazy... Crazier. Atu: I hope so...
Zoom out
>>63170 Ozud: What are we going to do with all this stuff anyway? Atu: I don't know. Besides a few tools and a bit of food, the only thing that survived the fire was these little tiny forges.
>:I
>>63172 fuck what
>>63172 Zoom in, half a notch
>>63172 Modern art. You know you want to.
>>63176 She is on top and they're hiding behind a box, as they make like the bored, violently passionate immortals they are.
What if this entire craziness with the Sergal and the Gardevoir being the dreams of that Abra that teleported away
>>63337 And the Abra is autistic.
>>63339 Nah he's probably has been watching TV again. You know teleport into house at 3am turn tv on while muted... Watch tv for an hour or two turn tv off. Teleport away. Either that or it found the internet. Which means Psychics on my computer? Its more likely than you think!
>>63380 Goddamnit, that's who keeps bollixing up my browser history with furry porn.
>>63381 Could be worse. You do know what Hypnos tend to browse when on computers...
All of a sudden... Oh, nevermind.
>>63404 W-we're so cute! Wake up!
Suddenly Pidgeot OM NOM NOM's common vermin.