You are on a train. There are two guys here. They look pretty rad. What do you do?
Tell them they look cool.
BROFIST.
challenge them to a rad off, we know you have it in you to be the raddest motherfucker on this train. Do not disapoint us.
>>62336 >>62337 The one in sunglasses suggests that you are not at all rad and should gtfo.
Whelp, no helping it... TAKE NO SHIT! PUNCH EVERYTHING! SHOW THEM YOUR MOVES! YOURS IS THE RAD THAT WILL PIERCE THE TRAIN CEILING!
You must attain at least level 3 radness to continue.
>>62342 Not rad?! NOT RAD?! STEAL THE GLASSES RIGHT OFF OF HIS LAME HEAD PUT THEM ON POSE AWESOMELY AND SAY THIS: "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
>>62342 Can you pull off slamming the underside of his chin, knocking those sunglasses into the air, catching them, and putting them on? If so, do it, if not, try not to cry as you leave to the next train car.
>>62342 >not at all rad This calls for retalliation. >break dancing contest >punch him in the dick >argue that it is he who is not rad at all, if he disagrees demand prove >begin a joke, whip out sunglasses, finish joke, YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>62342 Tell him that you didn't think his glasses were that cool anyway.
>>62358 This isn't a cool matter, man! This is a rad matter!
>>62351 Perform this up to grabbing the glasses. With the split second you got, grab his shirt, pull him forward and headbutt him hard. As he's falling back from the force, quickly plant your foot into his chest and further his descent to the ground. THEN put the sunglasses on and say, "Who the hell do you think I am?" Command Hawkhead to give you his coat lest he get fucked up too.
>break dancing contest Holy shit! These guys have some FRESH MOVES that are extremely rad! How will you beat this?
>>62361 You mean you can't breakdance like these rad fuckers? Maybe they're right, maybe you're not rad at all. *sunglasses* Feel that anger? Use that, come up with the raddest move ever, and focuss your anger into it!
>>62361 YOU GOTTA DO IT MAN THE RADDEST MOVE EVER THE SEPTUPLE HEADSPIN
>>62361 Slap them silly.
>Feel that anger? Use that, come up with the raddest move ever, and focus your anger into it! You focus your rage and BUST A MOVE. Your opponents are dazzled by the blinding light of your radical display. (animated)
They are utterly defeated by your radness. God damn, how did you get so rad?
>>62398 Snag those glasses. This dude is obviously not rad enough for them.
>>62398 You had the power of rad within you all along, but you need to learn to unleash and control it. Claim your spoils of rad, the sunglasses should do nicely.
Sorry, boys. If you want to beat me...
You'll need more training.
OH SHI-
MASTERPIECE. Proceed to next train car. We must spread the rad.
This quest...it seems complete. As much as I would love for it to go on, I am scared that it would simply mar its perfect radness.