Well, the gurl seems to have lucked into considerably more magic power (and more points total). And she has an actual hat, and not a sad stretched sock on her head.

go for the boy, speaking cave troll is always useful, always!

WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)22:29 No. 620833 ID: ca146f
File 142156254344.png - (8.33KB , 688x438 , serious.png )

>>620831
>Girl
>>620832
>Boy

Well looks like we have a Tie the break.

Alright I have a d20. if 1-9, boy. 10-18, girl. 19 or 20 reroll.

WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)22:38 No. 620836 ID: ca146f
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>>620834
Rolled a 15. So girl is the winner.

Take the Boy's hat to sell! Rape his dead body!

WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)22:49 No. 620838 ID: ca146f
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>>620837
>Take the Boy's hat to sell
You take the boy's hat. could get ya a gold piece or two.
>Rape his dead body
Sorry no Necrophilia.

Now we need to choose a bloody color for your robes now. what shall it be, Hmmm?

All right girl. Time to find some sausage.

Very very deep shade of blue.

i also vote blue

Blue for the win! Also search the Boy to see if there is any else useful.

Can you give any information on where we are exactly? The name of this land or prehaps the town?

WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)23:21 No. 620846 ID: ca146f
File 142156571906.png - (17.69KB , 320x528 , Hell yeah.png )

>>620839
>All right girl. Time to find some sausage
Ok your name is Tumari and hell yeah SAUSAGES!

>>620840
>>620842
>>620843
>Blue says the Suggestions.
A rather Dark blue it is.

One question; what kind of sausages do we want?

WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)23:44 No. 620849 ID: ca146f
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>>620844
>Can you give any information on where we are exactly
You don't really know where you are because of
<---THIS ASSHOLE OVER YANDER!

(don't worry i'm thinking of locations for towns cities and other thing...LIKE SAUSAGE HORDES!!!)

Why are we searching for sausages anyway? Are they magical!

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)00:03 No. 620852 ID: ca146f
File 142156820328.png - (97.88KB , 259x193 , Orgasm emminent.png )

>>620847
>One question; what kind of sausages do we want?
You have an inner orgasm of thoughts from sausage thoughts. So basically any kind.

>>620851
>Why are we searching for sausages anyway? Are they magical!
What in the 9 hells is that kind of question? Sausages and Wizards go together. (Referencing the pc game Magicka)

Down to the butcher then! Let our journey begin!

Magic up some sausages. You have 67 MP, get to work!

>>620853
>>620854
why not do both?

>>620855
Put butcher out of business with your summoned, 0 cost to produce magical sausages low prices and huge profit margins.

>>620856
but what happens when competition starts getting wind of what we're doing?

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)00:35 No. 620858 ID: ca146f
File 142157012906.png - (22.10KB , 688x680 , Your room.png )

>>620853
>>620854
>>620855
>>620856
>>620857
>Basically start the damn Quest for real.

You are in your room that you rented for 9 days. your getting ready to leave.

>Actions?

Get dressed
Get equipment
get all the sausages
???
profit

Sky-jaws 2015/01/18(Sun)00:46 No. 620861 ID: 913f0d
File 142157080528.jpg - (218.36KB , 667x800 , Magic Marvs sausage emporium is open.jpg )

Meanwhile, elsewhere Magic marv is up to no good

Prep hat for selling for sausage gold.

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)00:52 No. 620865 ID: ca146f
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>>620861
>Meanwhile, elsewhere Magic marv is up to no good

Your Sausage Senses are tingling!

Sky-jaws 2015/01/18(Sun)01:02 No. 620871 ID: 913f0d
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>>620863
The wizard hat of increased sausage selling has been activated! This is not a drill!

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)01:06 No. 620873 ID: ca146f
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>>620860
>Get dressed
>Get equipment
>get all the sausages
>???
>profit
Screw all of that some guy is hijacking our sausage business. You start casting a teleport spell.

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)01:30 No. 620880 ID: ca146f
File 142157343623.png - (34.39KB , 721x420 , Hello there m9.png )

you managed to create a portal to Marv's Flippin Sausage Store. You step through the portal and enter the Emporium. you sorta have an inner orgasm from the sausage. you confront Marv
>"hello Marvin, or Marvion, er, um, Marvurous? What ever WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Sky-jaws 2015/01/18(Sun)01:51 No. 620881 ID: 913f0d
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>>620880
Marv Looks at Tumari for a second before finally saying "Girl, firstly its 'MARV'; M.A.R.V. Mar-vah! Alright? secondly, i don't know why you showed up here or even why your in your underclothes. and thirdly not sure if you've noticed but i'm taking advantage of a golden opportunity here! so either buy somethin' or shoo."

At this point i would recommend having the audience decide what Tumari should do next. As much as i'm enjoying this, she is the main character here and what a tgquest without audience participation.

Beat the shit outta Marv. Paying for sausages? HELL NAW!

>>620883
Be sure to use that 4 STR rather than effective magic. Don't want to escalate too fast.

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)07:02 No. 620892 ID: ca146f
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>>620883
>>620887
but before you do anything...
BOOM EQUIPMENT SUMMOING SPELL USED!

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)07:29 No. 620894 ID: ca146f
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>>620883
>Beat the shit outta Marv. Paying for sausages? HELL NAW
>>620887
>Be sure to use that 4 STR rather than effective magic. Don't want to escalate too fast

So Take Your Perma-Sharp Sword and tear Marv a new one? Cause that's what your getting out of this (and that's what i'm also getting out of the suggestions)

>>620894
Do not kill Marv. Kill the hat.

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)11:04 No. 620922 ID: ca146f
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>>620901
>Do not kill Marv. Kill the hat.
Yeah....That hat seems to be source of Marv's Powers or something that'll render something useless. You retracted the Staff and grasp your sword and Charge at Marv...But With a snap of the fingers you were teleported.
"Filthy Amateur."

kill marv then take the hat of increased saussage selling...the business will boom!

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)11:11 No. 620925 ID: ca146f
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You land on your rear.
>"Ouf, ow."
you got up rubbing the injured area. you look at your surroundings. looks like your on a tower of sorts. you seemed to have lost your sword but you still have the staff that retracts.
>Actions?

Explore tower. Mutter to yourself about making Marv pay, later.

get your bearings, explore!

Suggestion 2015/01/18(Sun)18:11 No. 621008 ID: fcf717
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>>620927
>>620930
>Explore the Tower (AND PLOT ON HOW TO DESTROY MARV)

You find a ladder going down into the tower.
you standing in the 7th Floor west room

>Eh? Actions...?

>>621008
Ah this post was by me...Internet explore hiccupped

Don't bother opening the chest with your hands, or manually checking for traps. Just cast knock.

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)18:36 No. 621028 ID: fcf717
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>>621018
>
Don't bother opening the chest with your hands, or manually checking for traps. Just cast knock.

You don't really have a 'Knock Spell'. Your mom was the one who uses quirky spell...Like a whipped cream bomb spell, GREAT FOR PARTIES!
so you use a spell that let's to see if things are safe or not.
>Actions?

>>621028
RED=BAD
GREEN=SAFE

So the chest is safe, and there's a hidden path cross the cavern. But there's a hidden pitfall and magic trap.

Check the chest, first.

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)19:31 No. 621053 ID: fcf717
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>>621036
>Check the chest, first.

You open the chest to find...An Ancient Spelltome! Lucky that! Unfortunately you can't decipher the language but your mom might be able to decipher the book for you. you do have a Two way magic mirror that your dad gave you and your mom before he left...and never came back. anyway giving your mom a call could help but you could just put this off for now.
>Actions?

Call mom. Don't let a little familiar awkwardness keep you from getting power.

WXYZ44 2015/01/18(Sun)20:22 No. 621068 ID: fcf717
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>>621059
>Call mom. Don't let a little familiar awkwardness keep you from getting power

It's not awkward when you call your mom it's
just she gets sidetracked and
distracted a lot. Maybe it's
because she has ADD or something. you don't know.
You get the Mirror out. when you held out the mirror it slightly grew bigger.
>"hello? Mum, Mum are you there?
you tapped the mirror a bit. then you see your mom.
"Hello? Tumari is that you?
>"Yeah mum it's me, How've you been fairing?"
"Good. How about yourself dear?"
>"Never better mum. Say, um, I have a favor to ask you."
"What is it dear? need a love brew for that Illusionary Wizard or for the Tall Tr-"
>"NOMUMNOTTHAT!"
"Calm down dear i'm joking."
>"heh ok. No I need to decipher a language from a spelltome for me. Would you kindly do it mum?"
"Uuuhh... Sure why not, I'd love to."
>"Thanks mum."
"So how are you gon-"
>"FVENTRO!"
You teleported the book to your mom but you hear an 'ow' in the background.
>"who did I hit by accident?"
"Joey."
>"HA, little punk."
"Ok well i'll call you back when i'm done, See you Tumari!"
>"Bye mum!"
...ok you did feel a tad embarrassed talking to her.
>Action?

>Action?
Sidestep carefully around the corner without stepping on on the red, stick to the wall so you don't step in the magic circle, and cross the hidden bridge.

Fuck that shit! Step on the red with pride!

WXYZ44 2015/01/20(Tue)17:34 No. 621362 ID: 817fae
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>>621103
>Step on pitfall trap with damn pride!

Feeling like a badass you step on the pitfall trap with pride damn it! Also you come to the conclusion that it's a hell of a lot faster than the safety route.

WXYZ44 2015/01/20(Tue)17:35 No. 621364 ID: 817fae
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Then the floor caves in and you fall...

WXYZ44 2015/01/20(Tue)17:43 No. 621366 ID: 817fae
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You hear the beeping noises of a heart monitor in the corner. your vision is weak and blurry and you have a hard time keeping your eyes open. you also hear talking coming from the left side of the room but it's hard to tell what his being said because of a ringing noise coming from both ears.
>Actions?

This is why you don't trigger traps on purpose unless you're the tank. Squishy mages shouldn't do that.

You could have at least cast feather fall!

>what do
Use eavesdropping spell to listen to the voices.

Tumari, what do your wizard ears hear?

WXYZ44 2015/01/20(Tue)18:22 No. 621369 ID: 817fae
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>>621367
>Use eavesdropping spell to listen to the voices.
Eavesdropping spell? There's no such thing as magic or 'spells'. painfully you sit up-right some you still can't see well but you can hear something like arguing.
"...SEE MY DAUGHTER...GOD FUC...AKES!"
"So...y. I...See...Daughter...We...about...to operate...her."
"FUCK...LET ME S..MY GOD DA...CHILD...!"
You let out just one word...
>"m-mum?"
Your knock unconscious...

WXYZ44 2015/01/20(Tue)18:37 No. 621376 ID: 817fae
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You Wake up from falling and again your arse hurt like hell.
>"Ah fuck, should've cast feather falling. I think I might've broke a bone from fal-"
You see a Felinius hovering over you, looking at you. He appears to be around 13-15 years old (of course in human years). He also appears to be purring.
>"uuhhh...."
Your unsure on what to do.
>Action?

Pet cat.

WXYZ44 2015/01/20(Tue)19:29 No. 621384 ID: 817fae
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>>621377
>Pet Cat.
You pet the Felinius. His purring is getting louder.
>"Sooo...Uh wh-who are you?"
"My name is Toby, and i'm sorry I i'm creeping you out but while you were a sleep you started saying nice things about Cats and I couldn't help my-"
>"You didn't mate with me while I was a sleep, did you?"
"No, No I would never do that to anyone. That's just cruel behavior for cat."
>"ANYWAY, do you know where my staff and hat are?"
"they was crushed by rubble when you fell.
>"wait my hat was CRUSHED!"
"EEP, im sssorry I couldn't repair them!"
The Very thought of you with out a hat sickens you. At least Toby here tried to fix the hat and staff but couldn't, so you can't really get mad at him.
>Action?

Mourn the loss of your hat and staff. Why, without your accessories, you almost can't tell you're a wizard! Your robes might as well be a dress!

Can you magic your stuff repaired? Or summon up a backup hat?

Mate with cat, now that you're awake and it's fine. I mean, make it your familiar or something so he has to serve you.

Go through the door to the right and explore this area a bit. Also, do we happen to be in a coma? IS THIS ALL JUST A DREAM?

WXYZ44 2015/01/20(Tue)20:38 No. 621398 ID: 50e868
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>>621390
>Mourn the loss of your hat and staff. Why, without your accessories, you almost can't tell you're a wizard! Your robes might as well be a dress!
It's no big deal that you lost your staff. you can still preform hand magic even though it's weaker and this isn't just any robe that can be considered as 'a dress', this is an Elven Superior robe so in general your pretty important to the Elves.
>Can you magic your stuff repaired? Or summon up a backup hat?
No you can't. hand magic is really weaker than using a staff so you can't repair them :( .
>make cat your familiar or something so he has to serve you.
>"hey Toby, your my new Thrall"
"Ok."
You cast a Bounding spell on toby marking him with your magic Insignia, claiming him.

>>621391
>Go through the door to the right and explore this area a bit.
you walk out the room with toby following.

WXYZ44 2015/01/20(Tue)21:02 No. 621404 ID: 50e868
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>>621391
>Also, do we happen to be in a coma? IS THIS ALL JUST A DREAM?

You're pretty sure you're not dreaming or in a coma.
(Tumari is in a coma like state in real life slowly dying from disease and multiple suicide attempts)

WXYZ44 2015/01/20(Tue)21:03 No. 621405 ID: 50e868
File 142181663534.png - (17.64KB , 750x438 , outside.png )

You and toby enter the 3rd floor hallway or what's left of it.
>Actions?

Inspect the wall to the right. (Also, that got depressing real quick).

>>621404
Ignore the Twin Peaks dreamer. They won't matter till the last episode.

>what do
Peer out of the ruined hallway at the surrounding area. This is the first time you've seen outside since you were teleported against your will, maybe now you can see where you are.

WXYZ44 2015/01/21(Wed)09:53 No. 621459 ID: 50e868
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>>621412
>>621425
>Examine wall to the right.
There is no wall. You can see the outside world.
you peer over the ledge of the wall. you can another wizard sitting next to a fire. the tree appears to be really close to you, so close that you can jump down from here and land with minor injuries.
>Actions?

Call down and wave. Don't just jump down and surprise a wizard, you're liable to get blasted. Maybe ask where you are.

If you decide to jump down, don't forget feather fall this time.

WXYZ44 2015/01/21(Wed)14:32 No. 621489 ID: 50e868
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>>621459
>Call down and wave

You Call down to the Wizard.
>"YOOHOO, UP HERE!"
"HEY...WHAT'YA DOING UP THAR"
>"OH JUST FORCEFULLY TELEPORTED AGAINST MY WILL!"
"OH...OK"
>"HEY I'M C-OHF!"
Toby ran and tripped into you forcing you and him to go down. you Grab toby and swing Him in front of you hoping it'll soften the impact.

Cats always land on their feet, right?

Use Toby as a landing device. Make sure his feet are facing the ground.

WXYZ44 2015/01/21(Wed)18:17 No. 621510 ID: a7dd88
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>>621501
>>621504
>Use (and possibly crush) Toby as a landing device.

That won't be necessary because a magic bubble envelops you and it lowers you to the ground, gently.

Scold Toby for running into you now that you are safe. Also, don't we have the boy's sock hat? Does it do anything?

WXYZ44 2015/01/21(Wed)19:24 No. 621521 ID: a7dd88
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>>621518
>Scold Toby for running into you now that you are safe. Also, don't we have the boy's sock hat? Does it do anything?

Toby tripped and tumbled into you which made you and Toby fall, so you really can't get made at the Adorableness that is Toby. And Yes you do still have the Boy's Sock Hat but it's still that dull white color that hurts your eyes o you don't pull it out...You still think it was pretty dumb that you knocked the boy out and took his hat.
The Wizard that saved you approaches you. You realize that the wizard is the Great Fentik the Illusionist.
"Are you alright Miss?"
You have an inner orgasm.
>"Oooohhhh y-y-yeaaahhh, hehehehe..."
You spot Toby rolling around in the grass.
This calms your nerves a bit.
>"I was just, um, exploring th-this tower here, hehe."
"So who's the cat"
>"My Thrall Toby.."
"Oh you have a thrall? I Didn't know you were a Wizard."
>I had my hat crushed, you know, the crap thing in liffe."
"Well it'll be nice if a fellow Wizard accompany me to a dungeon, I heard that there might be treasure."
You remember the sausages...
>"Will there be like godly tasting sausages?"
"Why, are you one of those kind of wizard?"
>"Yeeaaaahh..."
"well, maybe, so whatcha say. wanna join me?"
You can't believe that the Wizard you're talking to wants you to join him for an adventure.
>Actions?

Join the Wizard. There may be SAUAGES! Also ask him for info on where we are.

WXYZ44 2015/01/23(Fri)07:19 No. 621756 ID: ca146f
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>>621528
>Go with wizard, there might be sausages

>"U-um, I'll go.
"Great, we'll head off tomorrow in the morning. Got it?"
>"yeah.."
"Here, catch!"
you caught a pink sleeping bag.
"sorry, but I like pink."
>"oh..It's okaey."
you really need to calm down.
You layout the sleeping bag and slide in. toby leaps on you and lays down.
>"oh jeez toby.."
He's sound a asleep now.
>"well, it's no so bad."
After 20 minuts of shuffling around you fall asleep. Good Night...

WXYZ44 2015/01/23(Fri)07:21 No. 621757 ID: ca146f
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...Tumari

Part 1 Finish WXYZ44 2015/01/23(Fri)07:22 No. 621758 ID: ca146f
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And with that Part One is finished!

Can't wait for part two!

>>621770
Yes you can