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Braided Dancer
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>A robot!
Whoa, hey! That’s not very polite! She’s still my sister in there, she’s got a perfectly good brain and that’s all that matters at the end of the day. Like I said, after the attack on our house Aichi and I both needed a lot of surgery. Aichi made out with a lot less than me, but she’s adjusted well. She’s really smart, smarter than Taylee and I were at her age. She qualified to enroll a much better online school than I go to and she’s probably gonna go to college a lot sooner than Taylee did. And probably stay, too.
>Cold circuits work better
Yeah, but it must still be lonely.
>[view Aichi Galaktai's registered implants]
GO-PLEX IMPLANT DATA OVERVIEW…
GO-PLEX Full-Body Cortex Control Chassis (Small):
Humanoid cybernetic walker drone capable of preserving and receiving orders from a functioning human brain via two-way uplink. Comes standard with Alpha-grade reinforced alloy shell, four fully functioning cybernetic prosthetics, customizable voice box, one GO-PLEX goodeye unit with moderate emotive capabilities, and a 96 hour rechargeable fission battery unit with emergency solar power options.
Upgrades: Internal GO-PLEX Polaris (™) 4S Comm running unidentified OS
>what was that clang?
“Are you okay Aichi? I heard a loud noise.”
“Jumped up when I heard someone come in. Bumped my head. Don’t worry, didn’t feel a thing! ‘Up to half a ton of pressure’ and all that shazz. Anyway, watcha need?”
“Dad’s looking for you.”
“Alrighty! But first, remember that new GO-PLEX social suite I said I was trying to crack? No school meant a world of free crunch time on that. Bang bang!
“Aichi, I told you I don’t need any more illegal software on my comm!”
“Well the software’s all legal, just not the crack. Just trying to help you out - you’re so set on being the ‘mature’ sister, so up that social game, sis! Nobody’s gonna take you seriously when you’re walking around ‘yes sir’-ing everyone. Even that banana republic frog up there has you calling him captain or sergeant or whatever.”
“Because he IS a serjeant! He’s a highly decorated political official and he deserves that recognition!”
“Juuust sayin, someday you’ll meet someone cute and that talk’s shutting them right down.
“Aichi, come on...”
“You think if Killerbee was here right now-”
“O-okay! Okay, okay, just show me the software!”
Teehee! Just messin’ with ‘ya. You know I got your back. I’ll whip you up a datachip with some sweet new software on it. I need some time to figure out how to transfer more than one file over without tripping copy protection though, so you can only get one of the suite’s programs for now.
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Social Butterfly App
Cross-references friends’ lists of targeted users and sorts them into a “clique.” Displays common lingo and phrases stereotypically associated with this archetype in real-time, allowing the user to adjust their vocabulary in a way familiar and comfortable to the targeted user.
Assists persuasion and negotiation attempts.
Social Chameleon App
Instantly cross-references names, places, and events mentioned in casual conversation to a database of pop-culture staples for over eighteen subcultures, greatly decreasing the chances of getting caught with your pants down while feigning expertise in the arts, sports, or politics.
Assists deception attempts.
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