How do you fix something like this?

Collect some materials for further study.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/19(Sun)15:41 No. 656979 ID: 939c7f
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>>656761
>>656882
>>656900
>You approach the feminine entity... Upon closer inspection, she looks almost like Angel... Her hair and skin is smoother and clearly well maintained and her hips are much wider and full... Her voice is just like Angel's, but her attitude and body language reflect confidence and desire, where the Angel you know is everything but... The other entity is hard to see as it cowers constantly, but its voice is also like Angels... How ever far, far less confident... you notice as it shuffles away from you, bellow its butt, where you would see genitals, is a large crack, like broken porcelain... and instead of junk it has nothing... The feminine entity draws your attention away from it and towards herself... almost mockingly...

Angel - Why hello there Mister~ You smell like a fun time and a half... absolutely coated in it... what brings you to our dream? Oh but my manners, where are they~? I am Angel, this is Angel and over there in the house, is... well he's not important... Say~ Are you a quickling? I hear you jump from dream to dream feasting on thoughts of Sin~ Teehee, oh please pick your poison. I'd love to play with you! What Sin quenches your thirst~?

Angel - No...no wrong... wrong... no...

>_ _ _

Disregard succubus, examine house.

Ten gold says that Jack is in the house. Talk a bit more with the female and slowly approach the broken half, see if we can unfrightened them. Then be on your guard if we go to the house.

And it seems we see that even Angel doesn't know what gender they are. We see she has a seductive female side and broken male side. My theory is that maybe Angel was originally male, but circumstances happened, causing them to lose their male parts.

How did we get from Alanna's dream to Angels head? Maybe they are related some how? Or at least know each other.

Well miss we can feast on just about anything in here really. But you would not like the results. We are trying to only do that sort of thing as a last resort these days.

So what happened around here to make such a mess of things? Also we have some apologies to make to Angel while we are here. We messed things up with the owlbear and almost made some horrible mistakes.

Ask them if temporary separation is acceptable. This place is falling apart.

not sin, everything. your happiness, your sorrow, not just things you think, but the deeper parts that made you have those thoughts in the first place. it's not nice.

so why are there two of you?

Alanna is some kind of charm wizard, this is probably what she does when she sleeps. She's been invading others dreams at night.

perhaps Alanna is dream walking as well, unintentionally?

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/19(Sun)21:29 No. 657039 ID: 939c7f
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>>656981
>You spy the house, though its a bit far you can tell there's a dreamer in there... somewhere... It's spiritual signature is the same as these two... but his is... malevolent...

>>656987
>>656991
>>656993
>Talk a bit more with the female and slowly approach the broken half

Gat - Well miss we can feast on just about anything in here really. your happiness, your sorrow, not just things you think, but the deeper parts that made you have those thoughts in the first place. It's not nice, you would not like the results. We are trying to only do that sort of thing as a last resort these days.

Angel - Ga-gatling!?

>She suddenly notices who you are, probably because of your voice, as she's never seen your soul before...

angel - Sorry for being... attractive towards you. I understand you're taken... I just can't help it... it's, how does Jacky put it? My prime directive, if you will... what can I do for you Gatty~?

Gat - so why are there two of you?

Angel - Hard to say... I'm not an expert, but we're broken into three, so says jack... That Angel is innocence... Daddy broke him... This Angel is desire... Daddy made me... and jack over there is Strife... The world made him... Oh and they'll try to lie to you. But I'm the real Angel...

>>656992
>Ask them if temporary separation is acceptable.

Angel - I guess... With you anything is possible. But would that be wise? I think people need balance, right? The outside angel, when no one is on top, is kinda like all three at once... so taking one away might be bad... Wh- wait! You could put me in another body? Oh my, strike that! it's a great idea!! Ohh a pretty body with all the lady parts~ I could be such a pretty girl~

Gat - So what happened around here to make such a mess of things? Also we have some apologies to make to Angel while we are here. We messed things up with the owlbear and almost made some horrible mistakes.

Angel - It happened when I was young... before we where three... also, yeah the bear thing, not cool! You scared us so much we peed our panties!! Well... actually we peed, when it first appeared but you know... its the thought that counts! But yeah... noted, we'll head back... as soon as we come too... stupid branch...

>>657000
>>656996
>Alanna is some kind of charm wizard, this is probably what she does when she sleeps. She's been invading others dreams at night.

It's safe to assume that Alanna is in someone else's dream at the moment.

>Find Alanna in another soul.
>Inspect house.
>_ _ _

Christ, this got dark. So Angel was....yeah... when they were younger.

To the house. I'm really curious to see what Jack looks like. Ready the fisticuffs.

Disregard succubus, examine house.

Huh, so Alanna can jump into dreams the same as us? We should probably check on her, then, to figure out if she knows what she's doing.

Angel, and Angelica, I'll try and find a way to help you out later. Trying something I come up with on a whim would be dangerous and... I don't want to make things worse.

As interesting and potentially beneficial as it could be to keep talking to Angel's various bits and pieces, We should probably find Alanna as soon as possible. She may have no clue that she's actually visiting other people's dreams.

I think we should find Alanna first before we start dicking about in other peoples heads, make sure shes okay and not doing any damage.

Well we can help you fix things here if you are interested but its a choice all three of you would have to agree on. We can try all sorts of stuff ranging from just fixing up your inner world to devouring your worst memories so they no longer hurt you. But honestly sometimes the best thing we could do is just be a friend you can talk to. The best healing often times comes from within.

For now we will take our leave. We can talk again once you wake up.

W are going to track down our new mage and see what she has been up to. If she is a natural at this sort of stuff we could learn a lot from each other.

Lets see if we can patch things up here a bit. Not change anything, but fill holes in the fabric with something that matches.

Since we don't really know how or if we can do it just sorta feel the texture of the space and copy it.

A sloppy patch-job could be worse than leaving things untouched. All the good we did with Trixie was likely her consenting to the changes we suggested to her. Angel is NOT Trixie.

We're also here without permission.

If anything, Angel may need medical attention. It sounded like he got a branch to the face while fleeing from us. He's not asleep, he's knocked the fuck out.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/21(Tue)00:12 No. 657286 ID: 939c7f
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>>657056
>>657061
>>657080
>>657099
>find Alanna first [...] make sure shes okay and not doing any damage.

>You exit Angels dream and find yourself back at the camp near Alanna. jumping back in you find yourself at the shrine place and head towards the full moon mirror, as she doesn't appear to have left it yet...

You arrive again in a new space, the mirror behind you is gone. The sky is deep blue with a bright moon overhead. The snow at your feet is soft and warm. You see a dreamer straddling a figment passionately... As you approach you notice the dreamer is Pipo...

Pipo - I've never seen you so beautiful. You're everything right in a woman~

Yulfa - You're a real man now Pip... I could never ask for a better son~

Pipo - Mother... I love you, Love you like no other~ Please be mine...

>And then they kiss.

>_ _ _

*angerly shakes fist* Freud and Oedipus.....

Well, we better leave Pipo alone and try to find Alanna.

Heh. Wait, whose dream IS this?

Please collect spirit materials from each person's dreams, they might be useful for capturing Gorister or developing spiritual gear against Kaleb.

>>657286
Welp.


And better yet, its a near-featureless plane and we've popped in right by what is probably her center of attention. And, of course, there's the fact that of all the people she's visited with her dream walk we're completely unrecognizable. We may have to avoid being love charmed on our way over to her.

>Feminine: Say~ Are you a quickling? I hear you jump from dream to dream feasting on thoughts of Sin~
>Pipo - I've never seen you so beautiful. You're everything right in a woman~
I had my worries and they're growing stronger.
Well, even if she is a Quickling, as long as she keeps her Feedings to dreams, then I suppose it's fine. Still, I would like to talk to Alanna about it to confirm if it's the case or not.

...Let's get out of Pipo's dream for now I don't wanna hang around that.

Umm lets get Alanna and leave, shits gettin weird

Oh, look. An armless figure in the distance, and Pipo with a love-arrow through his heart.

HEY, ALANNA, WHO PUT THAT THERE?

I think someone needs a scolding.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/21(Tue)20:49 No. 657441 ID: 939c7f
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>>657300
>You get close to the lovers and snatch some essence.

>Acquired (3) Essence of Incest<

>>657297
>>657314
>>657316
>>657374
Gat - HEY, ALANNA, WHO PUT THAT THERE?

Alanna - Oh hey Gatling, what are you doing in my dream?

>You approach Alanna and find her in a strange shape. Her chest sports a second row of breasts and beneath her silky thin loincloth hides a horses wiener. Her ears are pointed and she appear to posses a tail also horse like in nature. She's absolutely coated in perfume, the same from her dream, smelling of love and passion. The sent of lovely passion on her is so pungent, it's nearly revolting.

Alanna - Oh yeah, Pipo's mom was creeping up on him, trying to suck his dick or something. Telling him, he's a mamma's boy and that she loves him, he was freaking out so I shot him. Then they plowed... *blush* not gonna lie, it was kinda hot~

>The womans voice echos lightly as she speaks. She seems different, more confident and open.

Alanna - I just kinda felt like It was the right thing to do, a real guttural feeling. I've been having them all night. When I shot those guys, plowed those girls and blessed your gal... It's been a really weird dream, really really weird. I usually don't dream about other people, not to mention all this... I hope I remember it when I wake up! If I do I'll tell you all about it and maybe then you could tell me what it means? You're really good with these kinds of things...

>_ _ _

So who else did you shoot, and who did you fuck? And who did you bless and with what?

Also is that one of our gnolls back there with them now?

After she answers those questions we can tell her whats up.

So it looks like you have quickly bloomed as a love mage Alanna. You have been wandering through everyone's dreams zapping them with love magic all night. Not sure if this is something you could do normally or if its because of your link with us.

Hopefully have not caused to much damage but this has all been very real. Everything you did tonight will have consequences in the real world tomorrow. Most hopefully harmless and some beneficial but others could cause some problems.

Like Pipo and his mother here. She might have had those sort of feelings towards him but the fact that he freaked out and you had to love arrow him is a bad sign. Have to be careful with love magic. Just because someone loves a person does not mean you should force things.

I think tomorrow night you should go to sleep with us and Trixy and we can help train you a bit.

>>657441
Proceed to rip Crepe's arms off. Again. Threaten to attempt regeneration surgery with two live minks.

TWO (2).
BIOLOGICALLY FUNCTIONING.
MUSTELA LUTREOLA.

Afterwards, ask her if she can sabotage Gorister's dreams until he loses all respect for his enslavement-standard suck-it-up father.

>>657441
Alanna, right now you seem to be doing one of those strange soul-things I can do.
Dreams are windows into the soul, my dear, and Not only will you remember this dream, but so will Every, Single, Person you've shared it with.

I hope you weren't too mean to anyone~

... Is that Ed?

>I've been having them all night. When I shot those guys, plowed those girls and blessed your gal... It's been a really weird dream, really really weird. I usually don't dream about other people
That's because this isn't your dream Alanna these are the dreams, and by extension, the minds of the others in our group. You're literally changing their personalities when you shoot them!
And why are you half horse with a dick and GOD DAMMIT YOU CRAZY KNOLL BASTARD! How many dream walkers do we have in our group?

>>657448
Wat

>>657448
Kome, no. We're not attacking our allies.

Alanna, your magic is why things are suddenly different. Your dreams about other people, you realized you're walking through a portal in your dream, right? Portals are magical in nature.

It looks as though you've got a bit of Quickling in you. That's fine, but do us a favor: Do not mess with Roland or Angel. If you see them, turn back. Those two have powerful spirits, their dreams will connect with yours, and they will defend their dreams.

...Is that Ed over there? That guy is just full of surprises. I guess he can connect, too. You may wish to leave, Alanna, he might not be as accepting of your appearance as we are.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/23(Thu)12:24 No. 657726 ID: 939c7f
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>>657445
Gat - So who else did you shoot, and who did you fuck? And who did you bless and with what?

Alanna - Well the first person I banged was this girl with imperial blond hair, big glasses and a flower shaped birthmark, she has doing it with some girl and invited me to join. The second girl that I had it with, was a spotted dirk. (Dirk:Brownskined) she was praying and when she saw me she asked for my deepest blessings, I don't know how or why, but I just knew she needed some hot dickings~ I happily gave her a double dose and she seemed overjoyed... I gave your girl, the one with the horns a blessing as well... she was sitting underwater with you, painting a weird little soldier man and she looked at me a smiled. I could feel something inside her, pulsate and I just knew what I needed to do. I put my hands on her head and she started to glow, it made her very happy... I also met this guy, pudgy and short, he was beating this elf girl, or maybe half elf... hard to say sometimes... either way he was beating her bloody, so I shot him to make him stop. Then he started crying and bawling, Told her he loved her and she deserved better. And then these love birds. Pipo was having some fun with Shenzi and the big sugar girl, but then they held him down while him mom appeared and started stripping, she said some stuff about the girls being like his mamma and started trying to suck his cock, so I shot him and they plowed like bunnies~

>>657483
>>657705
>>657461
Gat - Alanna, right now you seem to be doing one of those strange soul-things I can do. This isn't your dream Alanna these are the dreams, and by extension, the minds of the others. Dreams are windows into the soul, my dear, and Not only will you remember this dream, but so will Every, Single, Person you've shared it with. I hope you weren't too mean to anyone~

>Alanna looks at you strangely as if you weren't making sense... but then she seems to suddenly get it and her entire body language changes on a dime. All of the confidence her assumed false actions granted her dissipates and she shyly covers herself to the best of her abilities. She blushes bright red and her voice quivers as if terrified.

Alanna - Th-this isn't my dream?! I... I had sex with... oh my god... Oh no... They'll all remember that I... *gulp* oh boy...

Gat - And why are you half horse with a dick?

Alanna - I don't know! I was in the white room with the pink air and all the horse imagery and I had arms four boobs and a horse dick! I don't know why, I thought it was a dream! I don't know what it means!

>Alanna seems very flustered and is hyperventilating.

Gat - Do not mess with Roland or Angel. If you see them, turn back. Those two have powerful spirits, their dreams will connect with yours, and they will defend their dreams.

Alanna - I won't, I wont mess with anyone.

Gat - I think tomorrow night you should go to sleep with us and Trixy and we can help train you a bit.

Alanna - You think so? You think I should use these powers? I don't even know why I have them... What makes me so special? I'm just a poor girl, why should I deserve these powers?

>Alanna seems very panicked.

Gat - ... Is that Ed?

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/23(Thu)12:31 No. 657727 ID: 939c7f
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>You look over to ed and pipo, Ed seems very happy as usual and is holding a glowing white book with a golden embossed emblem on the front.

Pipo - Ed? What are you doing here, mom cover up a bit.

Yulfa - Meh~ Back in my tribe women were naked all the time and you'd never hear any men complain~

Pipo - could you please just *sigh* never mind... Ed whats going on?

Ed - __,,-..-. .-__-,.../.., .. .---<...__--

Pipo - wow ed slow down, I can't understand.

Ed - __---,,. __-//,,. _--_,..,

Pipo - I'm sorry I don't understand what you're saying...

>the purple gnoll puts the glowing book in the boys hands. he looks at it vexed and slowly opens it. The pages inside are blinding and floor the entire dream with light!

>Pipo wakes up in a cold sweat, forcing everyone in his dream out, causing them to wake up as well.

>_ _ _

Hey sounds like Pipo might just have found a god to follow. Will have to check in on him later.

Lets track down Alanna before she feels to guilty. Her powers are brand new and I am guessing by following her instincts she did a lot of good tonight. So need to encourage her so she does not stop acting on those impulses.

That being said a bit of guidance is needed so she does not get hurt or hurt anyone. Have to be careful who's dreams you wander into.

Looks like Yurra has accepted Pipo. Good on him. Guess we better get that tongues upgrade as soon as we can.

Let's talk to Alanna.

>>657728

A lot of good? A lot of trouble, more like. With great power comes great responsibility, yadda yadda.

She needs to learn how to control this and use it for a purpose, not become some sex goddess that makes everyone fuck wily-nily.

So, yeah - she definitely needs some talking to. Of course, we could always let her stew in her own thoughts. We'll instruct her tomorrow night. I don't think she'll do anymore harm tonight. Let's just go to sleep.

That book's symbol was not familiar.

Hopefully it outshone certain details from his dream.. unfortunately, there's a little dilemma that was implied by Angel: the poor thing's knocked out in the woods somewhere, no tent, no cover.

@Pipo: Sorry about the... incident before Ed arrived. Was trying out something new with Alanna, it... did not have the right effect. We'll make sure to ask you next time, if we ever fine tune it enough for one. But, uh, change of topic, I believe that was the mark of Yrra. Ed was probably saying she'd accepted you.

@Alanna: Angel told us when we visted them that Quicklings visit people's dreams and feed off their thoughts of "Sin." Not just Lust, but Sin. They're through the broken window, so that should be easy enough to avoid, but their mention of a Quickling was odd--Perhaps, though you had forgotten your past, you were once a Quickling, and now that your magic has awakened, your Quickling spirit did too? Of course, this is just a guess, but if it is true, then you will need to feed on Thoughts of Sin. I would recommend asking Ean and Aedola about it, they might be able to pinpoint the truth better than our one-shot-guess does.

>A lot of trouble, more like.
From the sound of it, the only trouble she caused was giving Pipo an Oedipus complex. Trixy got what she wanted, the violent man was stopped, and everybody else wanted Alanna. I don't want her to get in trouble with Pipo, though, so that's why I'm going to say we had a part in it.

If a divine messenger just handed Pipo power, we should try talking to them,asking how we can help Pipo on his path.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/24(Fri)21:10 No. 657912 ID: 939c7f
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>>657776
Gat - Sorry about the... incident before Ed arrived. Was trying out something new with Alanna, it... did not have the right effect. We'll make sure to ask you next time, if we ever fine tune it enough for one. But, uh, change of topic, I believe that was the mark of Yrra. Ed was probably saying she'd accepted you.

Pipo - Wait... what? How do you know what I was dreaming about?

>Pipo blushes so red his arms turn white

Pipo - Eeh! Ch-change of topic!! Ye-yeah The book, Yrra, yeah looked like it. I feel warm but I don't know what's going on, I'll meditate on it in the morning!!

>>657728
>>657730
>>657731
>>657776
>Let's talk to Alanna.

Gat - Alanna, Angel told us when we visted them that Quicklings visit people's dreams and feed off their thoughts of "Sin." Not just Lust, but Sin. They're through the broken window, so that should be easy enough to avoid, but their mention of a Quickling was odd--Perhaps, though you had forgotten your past, you were once a Quickling, and now that your magic has awakened, your Quickling spirit did too? Of course, this is just a guess, but if it is true, then you will need to feed on Thoughts of Sin. I would recommend asking Ean and Aedola about it, they might be able to pinpoint the truth better than our one-shot-guess does.

Alanna - I don't think I was feeding... But I guess if I was I wouldn't know... This has never happened before... I just... In the dream I felt... I felt so powerful. So sure of myself... I felt so full of energy. I felt like I had a purpose! But... But I... I don't know... I mean look at me... Helpless... If I needed to, I wouldn't be able to escape this tent on my own... I can't do anything... Worthless... I'm just a poor armless beggar... But in there... In my dream... I felt good, I felt powerful. I fwelt like I was helping like I was meant for something greater! ... But there's no point in fooling myself... I'm no destined fate... Given any power over others, I'd only bring ruin... If I dream of that again, I'll just keep to myself... And if the dreams don't stop... I'll just stay awake...

>_ _ _

>>657912
You're not worthless. That power is a destructive and near-uncontrollable weapon in people's dreams. In other words, really super overpowered awesomeness.

The thing is, we don't have many defenses against psychic attacks like that, and some of our enemies might specialize in psychic weaponry (Kaleb, for one).

Keep practicing, see if you can manifest shots while awake. For now, we have a corrupt police commissioner to break. Crepe, you're on point.

Oh man Alanna we don't want you to stop using your powers. We want to help you get better at doing that sort of stuff and make sure you are safe doing it.

We have had some dangerous things happen when we went into some peoples minds unaware and we have tons of crazy psychic powers. So if we can help you learn about yours while keeping you safe it will be great. Plus I bet we can learn more about ourself by helping you.

And honestly you went into a lot of dreams and helped people have fun and enjoy themselves tonight. So don't feel bad about it.

You're not worthless, not to us, never to us and never to those that care for you.

And why horse?

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/25(Sat)18:20 No. 658037 ID: 939c7f
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>>657913
>>657921
>>657960
Gat - You're not worthless. That power is a destructive and near-uncontrollable weapon in people's dreams.

Alanna - Maybe so, but I would only mess things up... I can only ruin...

Gat - Oh man Alanna we don't want you to stop using your powers. We want to help you get better at doing that sort of stuff and make sure you are safe doing it.

Alanna - I guess... With your guidance maybe I wont ruin everything...

Gat - honestly you went into a lot of dreams and helped people have fun and enjoy themselves tonight. So don't feel bad about it.

Alanna - I just don't understand, why me? What gives me the right to chose who loves who? Who deserves to be blessed? How can I claim to have the right over morals, good and bad, light and darkness. What makes me different, that I can objectively chose what is right and what is wrong? Above free will, above hope, above religion. Why do I, mortal, posses the power to change the world and not the gods... *sigh* maybe I'm thinking this too much...

Gat - why horse?

Alanna - I don't know... I just don't know...

Gat - Keep practicing, see if you can manifest shots while awake.

Alanna - Okay... I will... I'll practice and try to control my powers... Tomorrow, you can come and help me... With your help, maybe we can do some good... For now I'll try to sleep and keep to myself...

>Sleep away the night.
>Drop on Eadoo's dream.
>Drop on other dream.
>_ _ _

Find SOMEONE who can track Gorister down. If he gets back to the precinct, they'll start preparing. Likely with an increase in "gathering assets" by finding (relatively) wealthy districts and killing everyone for loot.

Hrrrm...Other, anyone?

>>658037
to Eadoo. We have spent more time ordering our King around than, you know, actually talking with them lately. We've been letting her drift dangerously into 'Figurehead' territory, you know.

>>658040

No way anyone can track down a fallen Aasimar as long as it's flying. Maybe tomorrow, we can find someone to scry on him, maybe Trixy. For now, though, let it go.

Let's go talk to Eadoo, see how he's doing.

"Sorry it took so long to get around to you; keeping the "subjects" in line is proving much work."

>>658049
Oh will you just drop it. He's probably going to be a miniboss latter on.

Eadoo then sleep please.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/26(Sun)12:20 No. 658226 ID: 939c7f
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>>658049
>>658053
>>658183
>You travel to Eadoo's Dream

Gat - Sorry it took so long to get around to you; keeping the "subjects" in line is proving much work

>Eadoo's dreamscape seems to be 100% consisting of soft pillow texture, Even the air is soft and manageable, You feel a light pressure all around you, though you have freedom of movement. There is a strong aura of lust and passion in eadoo's dream. A well dressed woman with horns and wings is polishing The kings mighty scepter.

Eadoo - Oh Gatling, Mmnnn Oh don't worry about me, We're all busy~ So how is everything? Any good steps towards securing our kingdom? And what are our plans?

>>658226

"Hm.. dreamtime dress-up, or did that accusation of being a Succubus have some weight to it, Concu?"

Eadoo's getting complacent. This is an early stage so just smack her until she gets up.

Today did NOT go well; you've made enemies of two powerful individuals, who could have been allies. You need to track Gorister or Angel down tomorrow, though the Orange Prism ioun stone should help with that.

Give a full report of all of today's activities, and then get Eadoo's opinion on the situation.

Disregard succubus, examine house.

Eadoo's not the only one getting complacent.

Pull the succubus off Eadoo in fact. Succubi are dangerous and we honestly have to be a bit harsh with Eadoo anyway. It's stern lecture time.

Playtime was fun, but if you wanna be king you gotta do more than fuck people. You gotta go out and win the heart of the people, and then you have to build that into a kingdom. This isn't some mystic destiny and the peasants aren't gonna bow to you because you fulfilled some prophecy. Why the hell have you been spending days in bed when there's so much to do? We are supposed to be your advisors, yet you leave it all in our hands? Tomorrow wake up and start to build the kingdom you envisioned and don't let such imps hold you back.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/26(Sun)18:32 No. 658356 ID: 939c7f
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>>658301
>>658341
>just smack her until she gets up.

>You threaten to attack the devil but she regresses.

Succubus - Fear not nephilim, I would never harm a king such as this. Even if I wanted to, she is part succubus, It would be fruitless.

>>658229
Gat - [...]Concu?

Succubus - No, not I. Allow me to present myself I am Der-Weg Von Blumen. A pleasure~

Gat - Today did NOT go well; you've made enemies of two powerful individuals, who could have been allies.

Eadoo - Well I appear to have landed us an ally so that breaks even.

Gat - You gotta go out and win the heart of the people, and then you have to build that into a kingdom.

Eadoo - I agree, There is lots to do, and I'm almost done healing from my injuries, I can go out and act even with a closing wound.

Gat - This isn't some mystic destiny and the peasants aren't gonna bow to you because you fulfilled some prophecy.

Eadoo - Well actually, Miss Der-Meg is here on behalf of a very interesting prophecy. I figured however, I'd ask your opinion before jumping headlong into anything...

Meg - Yes, I am from the township of Godoi, or crystal cove as the imperials would call it... We're independent, free of hell and the empire, both... I was sent here to meet with the black fate prince. our oracles believe that she and the nephilim can bridge a kingdom between earth and hell, and finally bring an end to the senseless fewd between it and mortals. The oracle also has high hopes that you might finally bring peace to heaven and hell and end the war, but I personally believe that to be beyond anyone's reach...

Eadoo - See? I wasn't doing "nothing" all day~

Meg - I didn't believe the prophecy myself... Until I saw it with my own eyes... Surely there can be no doubt, this kobold, this king, this is true faith~ ... All the proof the world should ever need, all enclosed within this perfect rod... Can you not see it? Can you not feel it? There is so much contained within... Both mortal and godlike, both pure and raw, man and woman, Angel and devil, righteous and sober. this is truly all of the above...

>The devil starts worshiping the kings rod.

Meg - Contained within, arcane secrets yet to be discovered, divine power that could smite the land and raise the dead. This cock, this phallus, this mountain, It is truly amazing, and take my word for it, I am an expert on dicks~! Might I ask, Where and how did you obtain such power?

Eadoo - Th-the witch of chaos blessed me as an egg. My father asked for a mighty hero with the greatest of destinies, but as a curse, the witch but the spell only in my cock.

Meg - Chaos magic... The very same that forged the fabric of reality... And all of it centered in your manhood... Eadoo, King Eadoo, My king!! This power you wield, is mighty and I see only you to wield it, you have my name and you have my blessings.

>Eadoo seems a little worried by the devils obsession with her penis.

Meg - Come to Godoi and by my name, we will bow. You will find safety and kinship I promise on my immortal soul~

Eadoo - Well thank you Der-Meg. I hope I can live up to your prophesy.

Meg - I have no doubt you will... Nephilim. I'm told you're made of a million and one questions, I will not stay all night, but I'll happily satiate your curiosity.

>_ _ _

No need to be that harsh - yes, he needs a little talking to, but something more along the lines of "Eadoo, you need to take a more active role in leading your people. We've handled many issues today, but there will be even more tomorrow.

"And what the hell is a succubus doing here, get out."

>>658356
Git! Go on, shoo! Out you worthless thing!

>>658357

Disregard, as that was typed before the succubus answered.

"You call us Nephilim - what do you know of us?"

Don't be an idiot, that's a succubus, they tell you what they want to hear. Seriously, it want's us to open a gateway to hell.

>>658356
This got weird fast.

Look, we're not stupid. We know there might be more to hell than mortal religion spews out every day, but if anything, that means we have to distrust you even further. Yours is an entire civilization that is more alien to us than this place, and we're not going to make assumptions about hell when we don't even have an inkling of certainty about this planet.

You want our allegiance? Then prove yourself. The chief of police is trying to get back to his precinct. After the interrogation via divine torture, he's NOT going to go easy on us. We only have minutes before he alerts his rent-a-cops and half the city's defenses focus on us rather than the real enemies. If you can capture him and break his will, we'll start listening.

We also need to eviscerate some demon nobles and you'll need to work with both angelic and demonic forces. You're okay with that, right?

>>658381
Why are you being so hostile?
>>658393
Thank you, Kome. Caution, honesty, and partial trust are needed.
>You want our allegiance? Then prove yourself.
Though I don't think we should go that far. True, we need to focus on our current enemy before we can visit these potential allies, but allies are not slaves to be ordered around.

We will give you a chance, Der-Meg, but do not expect us to drop our guard as our King-Queen did.
>I'm told you're made of a million and one questions, I will not stay all night, but I'll happily satiate your curiosity.
What brought interest to Crystal Cove of our goals? You are independant, and away from much of the wars.

What do you mean she's part succubus?

We need to talk to Ean about this; he's been to Hell. Let's see what he knows of these people... I doubt he has anything good to say about them.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/27(Mon)16:16 No. 658615 ID: 939c7f
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>>658385
Gat - You call us Nephilim - what do you know of us?

Meg - I can see your essence, mixed one, You are part angel part devil, part human part beast, part mortal part god. Like King Eadoo's majestic penis, you have blood from many camps and it is this blood that can seal the fractured world. You are made for each other~

>>658537
Gat - What do you mean she's part succubus?

Meg - There is succubus blood flowing though Eadoo's heart, Surely her supernatural abilities have begun to shine? I know not if the blood is generations old or as young as her cock. But it is not just her rod that impresses. Eadoo's soul is mixed with all sorts of play. Her soul is clearly older than it looks. I would ask you have an expert investigate upon it~

>>658456
Gat - What brought interest to Crystal Cove of our goals? You are independant, and away from much of the wars.

Meg - It is true that we live free of trouble, the cove is neigh impenetrable and with the crystals at hand, devils and man can live harmoniously. But dark times are a foot... Our oracles seed from hell, and they know that pit fiends and dark lords are conspiring with the imperial court. The disappearance of the heirs to the throne is no coincidence... There is a devil near the crown... And if it's allegiance is not with the plight of men, then this world may be fucked beyond measure... not even the angels of Magnus can fight a devil wearing the holy crown... they may even be bent to serve a dark lord of hell... the thought...

>>658393
Gat - You want our allegiance? Then prove yourself. The chief of police is trying to get back to his precinct. After the interrogation via divine torture, he's NOT going to go easy on us. [...] If you can capture him and break his will, we'll start listening.

Meg - I Shouldn't of expected you to accept us so easily... My kind is repulsive to you I know, and born from a line of liars, I won't hold it against you in the slightest. You are right to distrust me. I am a devil after all... And I would be glad to serve a wiser king than a brash one... Learn to follow the advice of advisers little king~ ... I will organize a task force to search and apprehend the guard captain and bring him to you. But I must warn you, the people of Godoi have rules about these kind of things, we oppose killing when peaceful measures are possible, and we cannot stand by long term imprisonment... it is simply not our way...

Gat - you'll need to work with both angelic and demonic forces. You're okay with that, right?

Meg - Of course, one is measured by his actions and contributions, not blood or nobility. That is our way... I however ask that you have the king's soul investigated by experts. You may not believe me now, but when you see what I see, you will understand why I bow so eagerly... An expert of the arcane, A chosen of the divine, A Master of souls, a lord of legends, one close to gods and one close to devils. Have these men and women inspect the kings Majestic tool and you will see what I see... In the mean time, your king is still hard and needs satiation, see to it Nephilim~

>The woman disappears.

Don't touch it ourselves. Leave it to, say, Alanna or another skilled mage just in case it's a trap of some sort. If Eadoo objects, remind her that anticipation makes the result all the sweeter.

She gives "Egg on your face" a whole different meaning, given the level of [[King's Staff]] worship she showed. Is there some kind of precedent for royal rituals involving eggs, or is this going to get weird?

And speaking of which have Crepe bring one of Angel's alternate personalities - screw it, bring as many as she can find - and Ean, and have them [[break the staff]], [[ride the centaur]], [[incomprehensible jargon of sexual context]].

lets handle this problem ourselves. I like Eadoo much more than that other bold you all seem so horny for.

How could she have all that on her face and Eadoo still not be done? My king, you are insatiable!

We can take care of this ourselves; no need to get someone else involved.

Lets not have anything to do with this, someone else can handle it.

Nope, dont want to do that. Let's find someone else to do it, I'm sure someone will be willing.

Shenzi, Crepe or Bacon. But let's stick around to watch. Who knows. Maybe there is something to see.

Now now children, clearly the only sensible choice is to have someone else do it and also help eadoo personally. Trixy's a good candidate as she can probably dream walk and can identify eadoos dick for demon traps. we of course should help, as his right hand. But we should appear as a kobold version of our selfs to avoid bothering some of us. Also kobold threesome. Or at least I think it's a solid plan

Clearly the means to solve a problem that persisted through all of that is to work from both ends, though I suspect Der-Meg may have blessed him with additional stamina to allow for it. Still, Eadoo has always thought highly of us, so let us take the Man's role and appeal to her womanhood, while our hands can assist the manhood.

yeah, that sounds like a good idea to me. Lets go for the double whammy.

Also, to the rest of you... demon traps? You think the succubus cursed dream-eadoos cock? For all the stupid charge in first shit you guys do you are awfully cautious at the strangest of times.

Let's knock it off with the sex for now. Find someone else to handle it.

Nsh, lets handle it ourselves. Lets face facts, we've been wanting to give Eadoo a good seeing to for some time, we just didn't have a solid enough form to do it. Time for a hemaphroditic sex party.

>>658983
If you want to do THAT then call in Trixie.

Nah, I can't stand trixy and she's stupid drunk. I don't see any reason to involve her.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/07/29(Wed)00:27 No. 659081 ID: 939c7f
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Don't worry too much all you nay Sayers, There's nothing left of importance to do before the chapter ends. And next chapter might not be for a while, so just some fun sexy times for fun~

Get someone to do it
>>659003
>>658778
>>658751
>>658719
>>658718
>>658649
>>658633
7

Lets do it ourselfs
>>658983
>>658877
>>658872
>>658778
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Don't to it
>>658633
>>658718
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4

>You quickly jump over to Trixy's dream and find her playing a miniwargame with a figment of yourself. you offer her to help relieve the king, which she happily accepts~ She focuses and invites herself to Eadoo's dream.

Trixy - Ooohh~ neat pillow universe.

Eadoo - Oh Trixy, glad to see you, I feel it would be a little weird to get it on with Gatling, without you.

Trixy - I'm flattered, But Master is more than welcome to play with whoever he chooses, my lord~ Though I am grateful I was invited.

>Leave it to [...] skilled mage just in case it's a trap of some sort

>Trixy casts detect magic and observes Eadoos fat cock.

Trixy - Oh wow~ It's not trapped or hexed, but there's some crazy arcane mojo going on. It's like if her dick is some sort of powerful catalyst... I'll have to study this next time we meet. Remind me okay?

>we should appear as a kobold version of yourselfs

>You alter your image to appear as a cutebold version of yourselfs and sits in next to Eadoo, Trixy quickly hops in between you and snuggles in close.

Trixy - So my lords, how are we gonna play this?

Eadoo - Well, I wont lie, the way you talk makes me wanna give you a mouthful.

Trixy - Tehee~ shut me up for once?

Eadoo - Heh Yeah...

Trixy - I could grow one too, if either of you want some action~

Eadoo - Gat what you think?

I'll draw a pick or two for funsies, maybe a money shot. consider it a free commission

>_ _ _

Explosions. Because Mr. T***** said so.

I don't care how it works, just explosion already.

We are the cutest bold!

Also man train? or Trix spitroast?┐ ( •_•)┌

Well, what goes around, comes around.

King sandwich, as follows:

Eadoo, take Trixy from behind. Gat, take Eadoo from behind. Trixy, shift your arms into long branching tentacles and stick them everywhere not otherwise accounted for.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/08/02(Sun)19:37 No. 659923 ID: 939c7f
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>>659132
>We are the cutest bold!

>this form seems somewhat native to you, perhaps you've devoured many bolds? You can assume this spiritual form at will.

>You shuffle around and get each other ready for action, the king takes great pleasure in using Trixy's horns for leverage. Meanwhile you plow her tight honeypot. You can feel it's stuff creamy from the last dream. As you pound the cute bold, you slap her rump hard, leaving a red mark.

Trixy - Moans over Eadoo's rod

Eadoo - Hey, why'd you slap her? that's not nice.

Trixy - *giggles* No it's okay, I like it.

Eadoo - oh... euh.. okay?

>Eadoo rears back and slaps Trixy in the face... There's a pause and eadoo blushes, but it's broken my Trixy's laughter.

Eadoo - Heh heh? Di-did I do it right?

Trixy - It's alright, heheh... Don't worry about it~

Now don't leave a lady unattended; give Trixie a reach around.

>Eadoo rears back and slaps Trixy in the face... There's a pause and Eadoo blushes, but it's broken my Trixy's laughter.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA TRULY YOU ARE TO BE THE GREATEST KING EADOO HA HA HA HA we clearly need to teach you some stuff...well no time like the present ITS BONDAGE TIME!

Okay, you want weird? I found this somewhere. Just refuse if you don't like this:

Have Trixy elongate her [[cat]] so that it looks like a [[junglefowl]], and then she will penetrate Eadoo's [[donkey]] until the [[top]] reaches her esophagus, and then Gatling will stick his [[Popsicle]] in Eadoo's mouth and @#$% Trixy from inside Eadoo.

Followed by explosion.

How about we get a double dip of dick girl tip.

Boy With The Broken Halo 2015/08/04(Tue)20:10 No. 660350 ID: 939c7f
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>>659995
Gat - we clearly need to teach you some stuff...well no time like the present ITS BONDAGE TIME!

Eadoo - Bondage? What would that mean?

Trixy - It's when you tie a partner up and make them your plaything~ *giggle*

Eadoo - Oh~ Hmmmnn... Say Trixy, teach me about bondage by making Gatling your plaything~

>Trixy blushes bright red.

Trixy - Well I do have strict orders to follow your orders~

Before you can reply the mischievous mage conjures a ballgag in your mouth and binds you with a powerful figment, tying your arms behind your back, locking a collar to your neck and binding your cock with a ring. hoisting your rump in the air...

Eadoo - Mmnn, I see why you love him so much~

Trixy - Teehee and he's all mine~

The bolds take turn slapping your ass hard, coating your rump with bright red marks, occasionally fingering you and squeezing your balls. Mocking you and treating you like a dog.

>>660123
Before long the two kobold have pushed you down and started having their way with you as their pet. Trixy ravishes your honeypot while Eadoo invades your backdoor. driven by lust the two gals arrive a few times rather messily, all the while Trixy lovingly stokes your rod, while the ring deprives you of much needed release.

Eadoo - MMmnnn I think I'm all out~

Trixy - Yeah... Even dreams have limits. Hhmmm~ poor Gatling...

The horned kobold wraps her lips around your shaft and pulls the ring off, immediately firing multiple pent up loads into her gullet... She slowly swallows and gives you a look of pure satisfaction.

Eadoo - *yawn* that was fun~ Lets play again sometime.

Trixy - Next time lets do it for real~

>Trixy unbinds you and pulls you into her mind, crawls into bed and beckons you to sleep with her.

>_ _ _

Stay awake, stay alive.

Do a patrol around the town, see if anyone's trying to kill anyone else.

Sleep. We've deserved it.

Broken Halo 2015/08/05(Wed)23:25 No. 660592 ID: 939c7f
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>>660351
>You do a quick survey of the streets and find it rather calm and free of danger. you spot a cat that looks like it might scratch, but it's mostly tame...

>>660459
>you cuddle up to the little white fluffball and drift off to sleep...

When you wake up

Stab furball

Possess furball

Go to police station

Dance

Badly

Gorister 2015/08/06(Thu)01:41 No. 660611 ID: 939c7f
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>Flying over the forest the bleeding demon clutches his chest as long horns grow at a rapid rate. overcome by pain the man screams loud and plummets to the ground, crash landing with a deafening howl, picking up a plume of dust and dirt! Her shambles to his feet relocating his joints and lamenting over his new deformed shape...

Gorister - my life... My life slipping... slipped away... my perfect world... shit... shit shit shit... it's all shit! the whole of the world is a great black pit and its filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it... But not for long~

Hel - Are you sure your spell worked, master Dethl?

Dethl - of course it worked Hel, don't doubt me. it's just confused.

>Gorister notices the mob of gnolls behind the cloud of dust, acting as if he knew they were there the entire time, continuing his ensuing musical number...

Gorister - They all deserve to die~ tell you why mister Dethl, tell you why! Because in all of the whole human race, mister Dethl, there are two kinds of men and only two. there's the one standing put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other mans face, Yes they all deserve to die!! Even you mister Dethl even I!

Hel - Well he's a live one.

Dethl - Indeed... Devil, will you bind a contract with us? we have a number of men who would give their soul for vengeance.

Gorister - Vengence? who exactly..

Dethl - The false king Eadoo, and it's vile pet Gatling, the eater of souls.

Gorister - Eadoo... Gatling... He... Haha... AHAHAHAHAahhh!! Yes my friends! yes! You have summoned the right devil!!

Gorister 2015/08/06(Thu)01:43 No. 660612 ID: 939c7f
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>Goristers smile swirls into a wicked smirk content now to be called devil.

Gorister - I happen to know where these individuals reside~ and I know their weaknesses...

Hel - good fate~

Dethl - Flawless, see? I am the greatest after all~

Hel - never doubted you!

>Gorister writes up a binding contract, almost by instinct, off of a parchment that he pulls from thin air...

Gorister - They all deserve to die! because the live of the wicked should be made brief, for the rest of us death will be relief we all Deserve To Die! ... Alright! you sir, how about a deal~ come on, trust me, your good friend Gorry~ You sir? two sir? Gentlemen don't be shy, We will have vengence~ we will have salvation~!

>The beastmen stare awkwardly at the man sing and dance alone among the gnolls.

Gorister - Who sir? you sir? No one's in the deal, come on come on... you sir? anybody! gentlemen now don't be shy... Not one man, no nor ten men, nor a hundred can assuage me! We will have them! But the work waits... I'M ALIVE AT LAST!! And I'm full of joy!

>the gnolls look worried, doubting his state and fretting over their souls.

Dethl - Excuse me, Gorry was it? what exactly is it you ask in that contract?

Gorry - Power... I want power... serve me... all of you will serve me and we shall have our vengence... we shall carve a perfect slice of this world! those who oppose us will lie dead at our feet and we will bathe in their blood as champions!! We will hear the lamentations of the women and take everything that we desire! We know what must be done, and nothing can oppose our will!

>This riles the monsters into a frenzy!

Dethl - And were is the king? that we may take our bloody vengeance?

Gorry - In a small defenseless town... named Kojiro~

Hel - Kojiro is four days march from here. will they be staying there?

Gorry - Hehehe~ yes... they will be...

-Chapter End-

God damn it, I knew we should've eaten his soul while we had the chance. I bet it would've tasted like honey nut cheerios. Our taking down the town guard operation could've gone so much easier. We probably would've gotten a cool perk too while we were at it. In the future we should spend less time attempting to redeem the unredeemable, and more time doing stuff that will actually help us toward our goals.

>>660612
...

Gorister is binding their souls...

We can use this.

We have four days to set up an ambush. If we can dominate Gorister before he makes it to town, that entire army of vengeance-filled crack heads is ours to command.

Let's do this.

OrangeIounStone.Ask("What are the terms of Gorister's Contracts");

>>660616
um..we don't actually know any of this is happening. Its kind of like a cut scene/ exposition thing that i don't actually know the correct slang/name for(fluff?). Us /quest/ see this stuff but the characters in story don't know shit.

>>660678
I think this is one of those cliché prophetic dreams that tells us everything we need to know about our worst enemies. Either way, we were going to prepare for an ambush from Gorister's forces.

I think we have bigger fish to fry in the immediate sense. We have nothing but our motley crew of what, 20? There's no law here, we need to consolidate power immediately and start rallying for what we know is coming.

Also don't forget this is just ONE enemy we have. Martin is going to be back leading an army soon, and if there really are demons at this castle they have to have figure out we are here by now.