Smoke Detektor!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/30(Sun)04:57 No. 606924 ID: e45825
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You are in a shopping centre's food court. You spot your first potential targets.

There is some douchey cat-guy talking to a dolphin with huge tits. Fucking sexy young people. You hate them! If you weren't just a cloud of colon gas, you would put the moves on her. Show her blowhole a good time. You feel jealous and angry.

>>606924
Pretend to originate from one of the youngsters.

enter cat guy's nostrils...

Well, waft over there and make the dolphin think the cat just cracked one.

Smoke Detektor!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/30(Sun)05:35 No. 606931 ID: e45825
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You float on over to the douchey cat. Specifically, around his pants-region. Nice.

>"Eww, whats that gross smell"

>"Um... it's coming from you?"

>"What? I didn't fart!"

>"I think you did a little more than that."

>"HEY!"

Smoke Detektor!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/30(Sun)05:37 No. 606933 ID: e45825
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The dolphin fans at her face.

>"OMG sorry, I have to go!"

Eyes watering, she grabs her purse and trots away quickly, leaving an unfinished coffee.

The cat looks very bummed out. Awesome!

The thought that you ruined the day of two people already gives you a huge gassy hardon.




You learned a new ability! Why not?

Choose one:

Intensity: You now smell twice as bad. Vomit-inducingly bad.

Camouflage: You can change yourself to smell other ways temporarily.

Camouflage

Camouflage.

Smoke Detektor!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/11/30(Sun)05:55 No. 606937 ID: e45825
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Get swagged on, you little shits. You now have the ability to disguise yourself as a less-repellent odour.

Like, mostly perfume, but a bit shitty on the edges. Enough to fool most people. You can't keep it up forever, though. You have too much hate in you to smell good for long periods of time.

Smoke Detektor!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/12/01(Mon)04:34 No. 607374 ID: e45825
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Enough of that shit.

You have to ruin some more people's days before you get blasted with some air freshener.

You look around. There's not many people around. That's no fun.

Smoke Detektor!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/12/01(Mon)04:34 No. 607375 ID: e45825
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Oh wait, you spot a frail old man with a fat child tagging behind.

The child is being bratty.

>"This icecream sucks, George."

>"Please calm down, Adrian. I can get you another one tomorrow."

>"Fuck that shit, old man. Get me a new one today."


You almost like this child. But you don't like either of them anyway. You need to make a disaster out of their day.

When the kid opens his mouth, waft into his mouth.

Ge ton the child quickly, make him drop his ice cream. I bet things could get exciting if you make the elephant snap.

Smoke Detektor!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/12/01(Mon)05:08 No. 607383 ID: e45825
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You float into that fat kid's pie hole. Get down in his lungs and stuff too. Nice.

>"EWWW! This icecream has an after-taste like a bear ate a bunch of rotten salmon and shat it into a dumpster for a week. What are you trying to pull, asshole? My KDR is better than urs, pay some fucking respect."

The old man is mad.

>"Listen here you little sh- HNNNNNGG"

He has a cardiac arrest and dies. Cool!

Having indirectly caused someone to die makes you stronger.


You are now as potent as tear gas, but really shit-smelling.

Smoke Detektor!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/12/01(Mon)05:08 No. 607384 ID: e45825
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You are still in the fat boy's body. He begins to choke and cough. You sadly can't do much more than that with this person. You will need to find some more sick or feeble people to do any good.

You think you can move out of the shopping centre. Where do you think you could go that would let you get all up in some infirm people's shit?

>Where do you think you could go that would let you get all up in some infirm people's shit?
Retirement home, hospital a bingo hall? Anywhere where old people gather, really.

>>607384
Church.

Smoke Detektor!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/12/01(Mon)22:15 No. 607682 ID: e45825
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You go to the retirement home. There will no-doubt be several old people who can't stand a little shitty-CS in their lungs.


You sneak in easily using your disguise.


However, an old man lights a durry (which is against the rules btw) and you explode, setting the retirement home on fire. This makes you die, naturally, and while you think it's sucky, you can't really argue the rules of nature.

Smoke Detektor!!AwZwHkBGWx 2014/12/01(Mon)22:15 No. 607683 ID: e45825
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You manage to indirectly kill one very old, sick person through smoke inhalation from the fire you caused, and two people get second degree burns from touching the fire, but unfortunately the fire & rescue team gets the others out before you can kill any. That's a bummer, but the police are investigating it as a potential terrorist attack, so that's pretty cool.

For a fart, you did not a bad job of causing mayhem for no reason, considering.

The end.

QOTYAY

You didn't kill at least 25% of the world.

Bad end.

what does QOTYAY mean?

Quest of the year, all years!

Godspeed, ya old fart!