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60522 No. 60522 ID: cd08c0

Your name is Sue.
You're stuck in this house because people are assholes.
Please suggest an action.
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No. 60524 ID: f4963f

Read chalkboard! See if it's a storyboard for a story about a black chick and a triangle.
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No. 60525 ID: 9e9b47

Check computer, or go outside.
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No. 60526 ID: 18212a

Prove the Riemann hypothesis, then ERASE IT.
BWAHAHAH THAT'LL TEACH THEM
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No. 60531 ID: c42be6

Make a sammich!
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No. 60532 ID: 9cc8fd

TAKE VCR
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No. 60547 ID: 135d9a

(Awesome.)
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No. 60551 ID: cd08c0
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60551

>>60524
> Read chalkboard!
It's full of notes about this terrible horrible no good very bad place.
Sue's in a village on an island in the sky and blahblah she doesn't care this place sucks.

>>60526
> Prove the Riemann hypothesis
The Rudymann hypowha? Sue doesn't know what that is! There is some chalk, though. She could draw if you want.

>>60525
> Check computer, or go outside.
Sue could do either of those. Of course, outside is full of assholes. That's why she locked herself in here in the first place.
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No. 60559 ID: 78ce76

>>60551
Whaddya mean by 'assholes'? Is this like 'jerky people' kind of assholes? Or 'Lovecraftian horror, ironically understated' kind of assholes?
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No. 60560 ID: 135d9a

Perform a sequence of silly actions in an attempt to make a sandwich. :3

Okay, no, but check the computer.
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No. 60575 ID: cd08c0
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60575

>>60559
> Whaddya mean by 'assholes'?
You know, like... assholes. Ever since Sue got here, she's been shunned by everyone. Everyone except her friend Toroko, who she's staying with.
Now there's some kind of lynching mob or something, she doesn't know. Sue locked herself inside and now Toroko's out there yelling at people, she thinks.
Sue could leave, but there'll be a lot of assholes.

>>60531 >>60560
> Make a sammich!
This takes like five seconds. Mostly we only have fucking flower petals and fish, which are all Mimigas eat god it sucks so much here.
Sue did find some bacon, though. She guesses this is okay.

> Check the computer.
Hey, it's her brother, Kazuma, sending her a message! Haha, what a loser! He can't do anything without her.
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No. 60576 ID: 135d9a

>Lots of Yaoi
Whose computer is this, anyway?

I dunno, figure out what your incompetent brother wants. He better not be locked in some building in the middle of nowhere or some stupid crap like that.
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No. 60580 ID: f4963f

>>60575
See what's up with Kazuma.
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No. 60613 ID: cd08c0
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60613

>>60576
> Whose computer is this, anyway?
Toroko's, of course. Aren't you paying attention? Of course, she also shares it with Sue.
Sue makes a note to talk to her friend about leaving her files around. It... it's not as if Sue wants to see those kinds of things!

> See what's up with Kazuma. He better not be locked in some building in the middle of nowhere or some stupid crap like that.

> Sue: Hey big bro!
> Kazuma: Sue! Listen, I managed to get away somehow, but I've gotten lost...
> Sue: You were gone?
> Kazuma: Sue, please! I've found a shelter, but there's nothing here. There's just a lot of grass outside, and now the door won't open, and I can't get out, and I'm hungry!
Oh for the love of...

> Kazuma: There's nothing to eat and I've been reduced to feeding on cockroaches.
> Sue: ...
> Kazuma: ...Ha-ha. That was a joke. Ha-ha.
> Kazuma: ...If I have to, though, I really will...
> Sue: You're creepy.
Well, it looks like her stupid brother is in a stupid shelter on this stupid island and doesn't know how to get out because he's stupid. Now what?
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No. 60618 ID: 135d9a

>Toroko's, of course.
Just checking is all.

So, uh, hm. Leaving the house might not work out great, but it's not obvious that you've got any other options besides just sitting in here.

So, uh, doodle on the chalkboard?

Also, what's that stuff on the other table over there?
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No. 60645 ID: fd6933

Use the teleporter and go get your stupid brother.
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No. 60733 ID: cd08c0
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60733

> what's that stuff on the other table over there?
Those are a lot of spare parts and stuff. Sue's big brother and mom and some other old guys were using Toroko's house as a scientist lab so they could study the island. At least before all this asshole crap started. Toroko's so sweet and nice, she didn't mind at all.
Everyone's gone now, though. Sue's the only one left in the house.
It's kindof lonely.

Anyway, the parts: They're bits and pieces that've been salvaged or taken off the crazy ancient tech crap scattered around the island that she doesn't care about, or else removed from the stuff they brought to the island. None of it does anything on its own, but nobody will dump it in case it can be used again.
This is what Sue gets for being born into a family of scientists.


>>60618 >>60645
> it's not obvious that you've got any other options besides just sitting in here.
That's true. And there's really not.

> Use the teleporter
... except, of course, the teleporter.
Before we get all psyched, though, it only teleports to other linked up teleporters, though, and none of it's as hospitable as the village. There are rats and bugs and little whirly things and bigass whirly things and fuck Sue hates this place so much fuck FUCK.
There is seriously like nowhere to go that doesn't involve wading through assholes. So it just depends on what she wants to do.

She could probably go get her stupid brother. Lots of grass sounds like Grass Town.
The places currently linked up are:

Egg Corridor: A big corridor full of unhatched dragon eggs. Her family's been monitoring their progress for study.
Grass Town: A couple houses and an assload of abandoned wilderness. There's animals and stuff.
Sand Zone: Exactly what it sounds like. There's bugs and sandcrocs and shit and it's crazy dangerous.

Sue can also go outside, of course.
Or she could just sit here on her fuzzy little ass.
Should she prepare or anything?
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No. 60737 ID: 135d9a

Well, hm. It'd probably be helpful if you had some kind of weapon, I guess, no matter what you ultimately decide to do. Can you figure out any way to use some combination of the parts on the table as a makeshift, well, anything, or is that a no-go?
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No. 60741 ID: 95484a

Locate CRAZY HERMIT.
Acquire WEPON.
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No. 60742 ID: c42be6

>>60733
Yeah, do you have any sort of weapon? If you can get to the assembly hall and put out the fireplace, there should be gun in it.
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No. 60772 ID: cd08c0
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60772

>>60737
> Can you use some parts as a makeshift anything?
Sue's not very good at science. Her mom says she'll figure it out as she gets older, but that doesn't do a lot for her now. Anyway, she can't do much unless it's blatantly obvious or something.
There're some tools and stuff on the table, though, like a hammer and a wrench. There's also this thing that looks like it used to be a gun, but its guts are all torn out and it's inoperable. The rest is mostly gears and wires and computer bits.

>>60741
> Locate CRAZY HERMIT.
What hermit where? Do you mean Sancho? He's one of the other villagers who spends all his time fishing. He seems okay, but he doesn't talk a lot to anyone. He probably wouldn't have anything more dangerous than a fishing pole.

>>60742
> do you have any sort of weapon?
Sue could probably get a knife from the kitchen. That's about it, though. Unless you want her to take any of this other stuff.

> If you can get to the assembly hall and put out the fireplace, there should be gun in it.
Really? Well that sounds awesome! ... how should she do that? Is that what she wants to do?
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No. 60775 ID: 4553b2

>>60772
That is what she wants to do, yes it is.

To the assembly hall!
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No. 60779 ID: 135d9a

Grab that hammer on our way out, just in case we need it.

Although, actually, if we need to put out a fire, we should probably find something with which to do that.
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No. 60812 ID: cd08c0
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60812

Okay! Sue takes the hammer and heads outside, on her quest to find a better weapon!
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No. 60814 ID: cd08c0
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60814

...?
Sue hears a crash nearby. Sounds like something hit the ground hard.
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No. 60816 ID: 135d9a

Go investigate!

Because even if I said to do something else you'd still go investigate. It's just too tempting.
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No. 60817 ID: 43d730

>>60779
Cobble together BOWL from SCIENCE PARTS.
Go to POND.
Use FULL BOWL on FIRE.
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No. 60853 ID: cd08c0
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60853

> Because even if I said to do something else you'd still go.
Well, Sue could always just go back inside. If you don't have any suggestions, she could always go to the Egg Chamber and see if there are any dragons that could fly her off this dump...

But since you asked anyway, we'll just do this. ...

Oh crap. It looks like King is here, along with this new guy Sue's never seen before.
King's kindof like the lead asshole around here. He and his cronies want to hand Sue over to this mad scientist that's terrorizing the village. Because he's an asshole. The mad scientist, not King. Although King's an asshole, too.
The scientist's name is Mr Date, but lately he just goes by 'The Doctor'. Because he's an asshole.
Did Sue mention this place sucks.

Anyway.

It looks like King and this new guy were knocked unconcious. They don't look badly injured, though, so they'll probably wake up before too long. ... Sue really doesn't want to be around King when he wakes up. Should she do something?
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No. 60856 ID: 5ba271

>>60853
Hey, he has a gun. Take that and head out.
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No. 60857 ID: 43d730

>>60853
Keep on walking.
Get that gun.
You want protection for when King tries something, right?
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No. 60858 ID: 135d9a

Yeah, snag that nice weapon there.

Then cheese it.
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No. 60880 ID: a1ac99

>>60853
The doctor's controlled by a crazy mind-control helmet, isn't he? Red crystal in the front of it kinda thing? He knew what it did, though, so he was an asshole before all this started anyway.

Rouse weird guy with gun. Kick King while he's down. He's an ass and even though he has a reason(because he's protecting his village) he's still an ass.
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No. 60882 ID: cd08c0
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60882

>>60856 >>60857 >>60858
> Get that gun.
Hey, yeah! That's a weapon! It's not like this guy should be using it for anything, right?

| Got the *Polar Star*! |


>>60858
> Cheese it!
AND AWAY.
... In retrospect, Sue remembers King usually keeps a sword underneath his cloak. That might've been good to take from him while he was unconcious.
Oh well.

Sue arrives at the Assembly Hall, because that's where she was heading first. There's nobody here. ... unfortunately, it occurs to her that she has no way to put out the fire. Fuck!

>>60817
That would've been GREAT to do BEFORE we walked out the door!
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No. 60884 ID: c0f3bf

>>60853
Doctor who is evil now? ...Fuck, this is going to be difficult...
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No. 60885 ID: a1ac99

>>60882
Jars to your left. There's a lake nearby.
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No. 60886 ID: 5ba271

>>60882
Dirt?

Blankets?

...Urine?
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No. 60888 ID: 9cc8fd

>>60882
Hey look, pots. Grab one and go get some water.
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No. 60913 ID: cd08c0
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60913

> Pots!
Oh hey, cool.
Sue has acquired a pot!

>>60886
... you're gross.

Anyway, it's much faster to just grab some dirt outside and dump it on the flames to suffocate it. Besides, King might've woken up by now, and Sue really doesn't want to deal with him if she can help it.

The flames are out! Behind it is the Bubbler gun, just like Sue remembered!

... now what?
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No. 60914 ID: 135d9a

Challenge the Egg Corridor with your newfound might!

Or, y'know, something.
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No. 60916 ID: 43d730

>>60913
Avoid those two in the free space of the village, mess with the teleporter a bit more.
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No. 60919 ID: c42be6

>>60913
Head to the shack, Toroko is probably there. Watch out for giant lunchboxes and witches.
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No. 61008 ID: f4963f

>>60913
To the teleporter! Let's check out the Egg Corridor.
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No. 61011 ID: cd08c0
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61011

>>60914 >>60916
> Challenge the Egg Corridor with your newfound might! Or something. Mess with the teleporter.
Alright! Let's go on an adventure! Sue steps out of the Assembly Hall, and--

"Sue!"

Oh what now.
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No. 61012 ID: cd08c0
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61012

It's Toroko! Sue's best and only friend.
"What are you doing out of the house?! If King finds you, you know he'll try to have you captured. You're supposed to stay safe inside!"
... that was the plan, wasn't it?
Oh geez, she looks really worried.
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No. 61013 ID: 43d730

>>61012
Give her the Polar Star.
Head back to the house and tackle the EGG CORRIDOR together.
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No. 61014 ID: 135d9a

Well then get back to the house! That's where the teleporter is, anyway!

If you've run fast enough you can probably just charge King if you run into him -- I'm not thinking he'd actually use that sword of his on either you or Toroko.

(in before "PROTAGONIST CHOPPED IN HALF")
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No. 61015 ID: f4963f

>>61012
Ask her what's up?
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No. 61047 ID: 4553b2

Apologize to Toroko. Lookit her :<
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No. 61069 ID: cd08c0
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61069

>>61015
> "What's up?"
"What do you mean what's up?! Everyone's looking for you and you're out here wandering around! The Doctor's trying to catch you and King keeps trying to get my key so he can find you! I-I just knocked him down and ran here to get away and why are you outside?!"

>>61014
> If you've run fast enough you can probably just charge King if you run into him --
Are you kidding? King would try to beat her senseless without a second thought if she tried anything. Toroko's another story, though. King probably couldn't bring himself to hurt Toroko... even if his life depended on it.

>>61047
> "I'm sorry!"
"But that doesn't-- and you're still-- and King is-- and everyone-- I don't know what to do now!!"
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No. 61078 ID: 43d730

>>61069
Hug by way of apology, head back to the house.
>>61013
>>
No. 61080 ID: 135d9a

>can't charge King

If you say so.

You still need to get back to the teleporter somehow, I'm thinkin'.
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No. 61081 ID: 4553b2

>>61069
Take Toroko under one arm, return to house. Should King get in the way, use Toroko as willing hostage.
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No. 61240 ID: cd08c0
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61240

>>61078
> Hug by way of apology.
Sue gives Toroko an apology hug. It seems to calm her down.
Haha! Toroko's such a worry wart. She's a good friend.

>>61081
> Take Toroko under one arm, return to house.
Sue can't exactly carry Toroko so easilly! She's pretty small, and Toroko's as big as she is!
But Sue can ASK Toroko.

"Toroko, will you come back to the house with me?"
"B--!! If you promise to stay put! But we have to hurry, King'll come looking for me soon!"
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No. 61242 ID: cd08c0
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61242

...

Avoiding King isn't too hard. There's a side path to the house from here that doesn't go by the lake. So now we're here!

... what're we doing again?
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No. 61243 ID: 135d9a

We were in the middle of a poorly-thought-out plan to challenge the Egg Corridor!

Unless anyone has any better ideas?
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No. 61248 ID: 4553b2

>>61243
We have to go to grass town, silly. There is a useless brother to save from eating cockroaches.
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No. 61254 ID: 135d9a

>>61248
This is a good point.

On to, uh, Grasstown, then!
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No. 61255 ID: c42be6

>>61242
We can head to the Egg Corridor, Grass Town, or Sand Zone. Egg Corridor has dragon eggs, which may be our only way to get away from these assholes. Grass Town is where Kazuma is stuck, we should probably help him out. Sand Zone is currently useless, unless we want to meet up with Curly despite not knowing of her existence.
I vote we head to help out Kazuma in Grass Town first. He'll probably be of help with the eggs, anyway. Wasn't he part of that project or something?
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No. 61312 ID: cd08c0
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61312

>>61248 >>61254 >>61255
> On to, uh, Grasstown!
OKAY! We're off to save our useless brother!
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No. 61313 ID: cd08c0
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61313

...
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No. 61315 ID: cd08c0
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61315

"HUZZAH!"

AAH HOLY CRAP

THERE'S A GIANT TOASTER WITH A FACE BREAKING IN
OR MAYBE IT'S A LUNCHBOX IT'S NOT REALLY CLEAR
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No. 61316 ID: cd08c0
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61316

"There you are! You can't hide, no no! I've got the nose of a bloodhound!"

DARK ENERGY IS GATHERING

OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING
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No. 61318 ID: 4553b2

>>61316
Step 1: Snatch Tokoro
Step 2: Teleporter. Now.

You are in NO POSITION to deal with these two right now.
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No. 61319 ID: 9cc8fd
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61319

Yeah seriously get out of there before you're subjected to some sort of anatomy test on that thing.
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No. 61322 ID: c42be6

>>61318 - This. You have the bubbler though, so start shooting, but hold the trigger. Bubbles should float around you, as soon as the witch appears, aim at her and release for cover fire.
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No. 61324 ID: 4553b2

>>61322
No shooting! No! Every second spent shooting is one less second spent RUNNING.
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No. 61325 ID: 95484a

>>61322
She hasn't had a chance to level it up, you fool! Running away very quickly and teleporting is the only solution!
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No. 61326 ID: 413fa1

>>61322
The bubbler's not level 3 though, is it? In fact it's absolutely terrible at level 1.
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No. 61328 ID: a1ac99

>>61322
Bubbler's at level 1 right now. It's really no more than a glorified, incredibly short range machine gun at this point.

Run. Polar Star spam while running.
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No. 61398 ID: cd08c0
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61398

>>61318 >>61319 >>61322 >>61324 >>61325 >>61328
> RUN.
Sue decides very quickly that she doesn't want to be here.

"Indeed you do. ... The nose, and I dare say the brain as well."

"Misery! I..."
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No. 61400 ID: cd08c0
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61400

...

"Did they just teleport?"
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No. 61401 ID: cd08c0
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61401

....

"Balrog. I leave the rest to you."

"Not AGAIN! I always have to clean up!"
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No. 61402 ID: cd08c0
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61402

"...."
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No. 61403 ID: cd08c0
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61403

"So what's your deal?"
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No. 61404 ID: cd08c0
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61404

MADE IT. We are safe, here in Grass Town! ... Sue doesn't know for sure what just happened, but she thinks she got away for now.
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No. 61407 ID: 632862

I wonder how Quote handled that fight without a gun. He didn't... PUNCH Balrog into submission, did he?

That would be so awesome.
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No. 61596 ID: 43d730

>>61404
Slaughterise the little lumpy things all over the place, pick up the little orange triangles they drop.
Ignore anyone named 'Santaro'.
Also, pose with Toroko.
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No. 61649 ID: 4553b2

Rule 1: Toroko does not get more than 10 pixels away from you at any point in time.

Rule 2: Pick up all tiny orange triangles you see. Now go kill little weird flying things with your Bubbler. Consider arming Toroko with Polar Star to double firepower.
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No. 61693 ID: fd6933

Enlist Chaco and Curly Brace, and form a secondary character militia.
Your duties will be to kick ass and eat flowers.
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No. 61791 ID: c42be6

>>61404
Get up, see if Toroko is alright, give the Polar Star.

>>61693
Not red flowers, I hope.
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No. 61840 ID: cd08c0
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61840

>>61649
> Rule 1: Toroko does not get more than 10 pixels away from you at any point in time.
Good idea. Toroko's the nicest person Sue knows -- and that's exactly why she's not much of a fighter. She needs protection!

> Rule 2: Pick up all tiny orange triangles you see.
Orange triangles? What are you talking about? That's dumb.

> Consider arming Toroko with Polar Star to double firepower.
"I-I'm not really much of a fighter, Sue. A-are you sure?"
Sue COULD give Toroko a gun. Certainly it's better than leaving her defenseless. But Toroko's not nearly as gung-ho as Sue is. We can't expect Toroko to be much more than support. She's just too kind.
And giving her the Polar Star now would just leave Sue with the Bubbler, which... well...
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No. 61841 ID: cd08c0
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61841

>>61596
> Slaughterise the little weird flying lumpy things all over the place with your Bubbler.
This 'Bubbler' is like seven grades of ass. It's like... what... how the hell can this even be expected to kill things?! It seems like it'd be really difficult, even for a better fighter than her. Like emptying the ocean with a spoon.
If Sue wants to use it for ANYTHING, she'll probably want to power it up first. Otherwise... well... it's just a gun that shoots BUBBLES.

Sue can probably give it a supercharge at any of the recharge stations set up around the island. They're pretty obvious; big red monitors with heart designs, used to power and recharge machines and stuff.
Of course it does nothing for organics. Hah! Too bad Sue's not a robot, right?

...

Sue wonders why she even thought that.

Anyway, there's a bunch of those little whirly things and a bigass whirly things here. Sue doesn't know what they're called. She's just going to call them Critters.
Fuck you, that's their name now. Critters.

>>61649
> Enlist Chaco and Curly Brace
Who's Curly Brace?
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No. 61842 ID: cd08c0
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61842

> pose with Toroko.
What now, Charlie?
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No. 61847 ID: e973f4

Switch guns with Toroko; if she's not much of a shot, then you should probably keep the better weapon in your own hands. Work on getting 'em both powered up, though; they're total crap right now.

Oh, and fight those Critter things if you like not being dead. I think the ones in this area can fly? So don't hesitate to run backwards a lot, especially while your guns are crap. (Keeping Toroko behind you is probably not a bad idea either.)
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No. 61848 ID: 632862

>>61842
Help that person open their door.
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No. 61850 ID: e973f4

>>61848
Yeah that's not a bad idea either.
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No. 61851 ID: 43d730

>>61847
Seconding switch.
Bubbler is a defensive and suppressive weapon.
Polar Star is weaker at the end, but better now.
By the time it's needed for taking big things down, she should at least be able to put up a decent barrier with it, and hitting up Booster should get us the jetpack and thus the Spur.
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No. 61982 ID: cd08c0
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61982

>>61847 >>61851
> Switch guns with Toroko
Toroko gets the Bubbler. Of course, it's about as dangerous as a wet paper bag, but... it'll get better later, right?
Toroko seems to enjoy it, all the same.
Sue holds onto the Polar Star.

>>61848
> Help that person
Sue walks up to introduce WOW this guy has giant eyebrows.
"Oh, hello. ...My name's Santa. I was off drawing some water when I suddenly got attacked by monsters. I got away and ran back home, but somewhere along the way I dropped my key. ...I'm locked out of my own house."

Sounds pretty straightforward. How do we help this guy?
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No. 61983 ID: 4553b2

>>61982
Locate key! We already killed all the whirlybobs.
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No. 61984 ID: ed8d8a

>>61983
we did the what now?
>>
No. 61986 ID: 4553b2

>>61984
Or maybe we didn't. I don't know. I'm tired.

FINE THEN, Proceed into MASS OF WHIRLYBOBS to go key hunting. Do your best to avoid them/shoot them first.
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No. 61993 ID: cd08c0
File 125515737238.png - (64.12KB , 600x400 , 31.png )
61993

>>61983
> We already killed all the whirlybobs.
We did no such thing. Sue's pretty sure she would've remembered that.

>>61986
> Proceed into MASS OF WHIRLYBOBS
Well, there's really no way around it. ... do we have a strategy here?
They look like they're sleeping, but the slightest noise might wake them up.
>>
No. 61995 ID: 4553b2

>>61993
Slowly sneak up to the first one. When it wakes up, FIYAH!

Repeat.
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No. 61999 ID: 632862

>>61993
Shoot at them from a distance. They should die before they reach you, since the Polar Star is at lvl 3.
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No. 62001 ID: a1ac99

>>61993
How fast can you shoot? Test this out before approaching.

Also, when you shoot one, they'll jump into the air in surprise and try to drop on top of you after hovering around for a bit, so watch out.

As far as strategy goes? Shoot one, then when it jumps up and while it's hovering, spam its underside until it goes to drop, then get out of the way. Shoot it whenever you get the chance during this time.
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No. 62295 ID: cd08c0
File 125521186532.png - (74.19KB , 600x400 , 32.png )
62295

>>62001
> How fast can you shoot?
Sue can shoot... pretty fast. She can't fake autofire or anything, or do fancy tricks like in the movies, but it's really just about pulling the trigger. Sue'd like to think she can handle that.

>>61999
> Shoot at them from a distance. They should die before they reach you.
It's true; this gun she jacked from that guy is pretty powerful. It was already charged up and everything. Makes her feel kindof bad for stealing it, but she needs it more than he does, surely.

Sue manages to make short work of the critters by staying well back and pelting them with shots before they can get to her.
>>
No. 62296 ID: cd08c0
File 125521188199.png - (77.82KB , 600x400 , 33.png )
62296

... most of them anyway.
>>
No. 62300 ID: 4553b2

>>62296
Stand in one spot until it hovers over you, then DIVE OUT OF THE WAY! Fire at it like crazy while its down, it'll take a second to start flying again.
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No. 62328 ID: c42be6

>>62296
Uh... Keep shooting, don't get hit? I'm not really sure how much we can help here.
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No. 62387 ID: cd08c0
File 125521642080.png - (63.18KB , 600x400 , 34.png )
62387

>>62296
Sue takes it out with some cunning maneuvers.
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No. 62389 ID: cd08c0
File 12552164303.png - (44.02KB , 600x400 , 35.png )
62389

Got *Santa's Key*!
>>
No. 62390 ID: cd08c0
File 125521647283.png - (49.25KB , 600x400 , 36.png )
62390

Handed over *Santa's Key*!

"Oh! Thank you! Come inside! I've got a reward for you."
>>
No. 62391 ID: f44349

>>62390
Oh boy! I hope its a gun!
>>
No. 62392 ID: 4553b2

>>62390
Accept reward!
>>
No. 62408 ID: f4963f

>>62390
Enter Santa's house. Beware of elves.
>>
No. 62442 ID: ffdecc

>>62390
Don't fall in the spike pit!
>>
No. 62450 ID: 43d730

>>62442
WHY DOES HE EVEN HAVE ONE OF THOSE
>>
No. 62471 ID: 6deae0

And by "reward" he means "surprise sex dungeon".
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No. 62478 ID: cd08c0
File 125522190976.png - (91.74KB , 600x400 , 37.png )
62478

>>62391
> "Oh boy! I hope it's a gun!"
"HOHO...um...yes."

Sue follows Santa into his house.
"Wait here for a second, okay? I'll get your present for you."
>>
No. 62479 ID: cd08c0
File 125522192481.png - (154.22KB , 600x400 , 38.png )
62479

... this place is unpleasant.
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No. 62481 ID: cd08c0
File 125522193927.png - (54.16KB , 600x400 , 39.png )
62481

... oh, hey, it's one of those charging stations Sue was thinking about earlier. Pretty convenient she decided to come in here, right?
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No. 62484 ID: f4963f

>>62481
Charge up yer weapons! ... see if the bubbler's any more useful now.
>>
No. 62486 ID: 4553b2

Charge BUBBLER and POLAR STAR.

The polar star is probably still at close to full capacity, but still. Recharge while you have the opportunity.
>>
No. 62495 ID: 43d730

>>62481
Charge weapons.
Find and equip FUNKY HAT.
Develop several distinct patterns of shooting and codify them into 'Signs'.
Break into Gensokyo through abuse of the law of similarity.
>>
No. 62503 ID: 632862

>>62481
Check that other type of station. It could be important.
>>
No. 62520 ID: c42be6

>>62481
If you can only charge one for some reason or whatever, make sure it's the Bubbler. It's more useful than the charged Polar Star, and the Polar Star is less absolutely useless uncharged.
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No. 62843 ID: cd08c0
File 125523980677.png - (44.42KB , 600x400 , 40.png )
62843

>>62484 >>62486 >>62495
> Charge weapons.
The Bubbler and Polar Star are charged to full capacity!
The Polar Star was already charged, but it's good to keep tabs on it.
There are really only two ways to drop a weapon's charge: if it's overtaxed, or if it's damaged. It's pretty hard to tax the charge, since weapons are usually designed to work continuously, but it does mean Sue probably shouldn't fire all the time for no reason or otherwise take it for granted. Fate has a way of coming back at you for things like that.
Damage just means trying not to let it get knocked around too badly.

> ... see if the bubbler's any more useful now.
Toroko confirms that the Bubbler's much more effective now!
It makes an expanding shield of bubbles that hold until the trigger is let go. Then they all burst towards wherever the gun is pointed. Kindof like a chargable point defense system.
The bubbles are apparently some kind of low grade plasma or... something. Sue doesn't really know what they are. They have mass. It hurts. That's the only important thing.
It's pretty hard to aim effectively, but it's easy to use.

... actually that's pretty sophisticated for a gun that shoots bubbles.
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No. 62845 ID: cd08c0
File 125523982519.png - (45.65KB , 600x400 , 41.png )
62845

>>62495
> Find and equip FUNKY HAT.
Sue doesn't know where to find any funky hats! Well, except for...
... she's pretty sure the Doctor wouldn't give it up so easily, though.
Not like she even wants to try.

>>62503
> Check that other type of station. It could be important.
That's a scanning station. There are others like it scattered around the island. As far as Sue can tell, though, they're completely useless; there's no way to get information BACK, and neither her family nor anyone they've met know where the information goes.
It just... records things.
How sinister.

Anyway, Sue doesn't have anything to scan. It's not like she's made of computer parts!

>>62520
Why would we only be able to charge one? Whatever source this island runs off of, it has power to spare.
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No. 62848 ID: cd08c0
File 12552398408.png - (79.28KB , 600x400 , 42.png )
62848

"Sorry about the wait! Thanks, you really saved me there. Here, you can have this."

Sue got the *Fireball*!

Awesome! This thing shoots rolling plasma balls that burn the crap out of things. ... despite its name, it can't actually start fires, but it CAN burn through anything flammable.

"... so what brings you here, anyway?"
>>
No. 62856 ID: 4553b2

>>62848
"My stupid brother locked himself in a house somewhere around here. So I gotta go save him. You wanna help, Santa?"
>>
No. 62883 ID: c42be6

>>62848
Don't forget to charge that up, too.
>>
No. 63528 ID: cd08c0
File 125538495536.png - (65.15KB , 600x400 , 43.png )
63528

>>62856
> "My stupid brother locked himself in a house somewhere around here. So I gotta go save him. You wanna help, Santa?"
"HOHO...um...no. It's a bit dangerous for me right now. Besides, I'd like to sit and enjoy having a house again.
... I haven't seen anyone else around here. If you want to go searching farther in, you'll have to pass through the fireplace in Chaco's house."

"... why?"

"Chaco's house is built into the wall across the way. To get to the area behind it, you'll have to go through."

"Why would someone build their place so everyone has to come inside it all the time?"
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No. 63530 ID: cd08c0
File 125538497935.png - (43.30KB , 600x400 , 44.png )
63530

"Why indeed."

>>62883
> Don't forget to charge that up, too.
Sue didn't forget. The Fireball is now level 3, just like the others. ... Sue doesn't really know what the difference is, since she hasn't tried it out yet, but it's surely stronger than it was.

So, we're heading to Chaco's house, across the way, right?
>>
No. 63538 ID: 4553b2

>>63530
Indeed. Sue, equip the Fireball and keep the Bubbler on standby. Give Toroko the Polar Star. Save the Bubbler for the flying enemies the Fireball has trouble with.

Proceed to annihilate all the whirly things and Jellyfish on the path ahead.
>>
No. 63542 ID: f4963f

>>63530
Give the Bubbler to Toroko, since it's an effectively low-skill weapon. You keep Polar Star and Fireball.

Area-wipe things with the bubbler, pick them off with fireball / polar star.
>>
No. 63545 ID: 43d730

>>63542
Seconding, and if possible dual-wield.
Watch out for the bounce-back on the Fireball, though.
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No. 63568 ID: cd08c0
File 125538897385.png - (84.41KB , 600x400 , 45.png )
63568

> Give Toroko the Polar Star.
Toroko is not a very good shot. Besides, the Bubbler seems to work pretty well for her.
Sue holds onto the Fireball for now.

> Dual-Wield!
That would be awesome! But dual-wielding is actually really hard. You have to aim both weapons and deal with both recoils one-handed and neither of these guns work anything like the other and...
... and it's just really hard, okay. Sue told you she can't do those fancy movie-style tricks.
That would be awesome, though.

> Annihilate all the whirly things!
HAHA. SUCK IT WHIRLY THINGS.
>>
No. 63572 ID: cd08c0
File 125538899823.png - (84.39KB , 600x400 , 46.png )
63572

Anyway, after engaging critter genocide, we make it to the Chaco's house, which completely blocks further progress, just like Santa said.

... do we... knock, or... barge in? Or... what?
>>
No. 63577 ID: e973f4

Uhhhhh, knock. I don't think you're gonna need to worry about getting in a fight with Chaco.
>>
No. 63593 ID: 43d730

>>63572
Knock, then whistle.
>>
No. 63595 ID: 4553b2

>>63572
Bubbler/Polar Star those bats before you approach. They'll attack while you're distracted otherwise.
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No. 63633 ID: cd08c0
File 125539387088.png - (41.68KB , 600x400 , 47.png )
63633

>>63577 >>63593
> Knock
Yeah, it's always best to ask before entering. That's how you avoid misunderstandings!
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No. 63634 ID: cd08c0
File 125539389026.png - (55.88KB , 600x400 , 48.png )
63634

"Hello there! Goodness, that's a dangerous item you've got there. Are you a traveler?"
>>
No. 63640 ID: 4553b2

"Uh... yeah. Say, I need to get through to the other side of Grass Town. Can we go on through?"
>>
No. 63647 ID: c42be6

>>63640
This course of action is perfect.
>>
No. 63652 ID: 632862

>>63634
>Chaco's house
>come inside it all the time

Awwww yeah.
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No. 63665 ID: cd08c0
File 125539699722.png - (49.71KB , 600x400 , 49.png )
63665

>>63640
> "Uh... yeah. Say, I need to get through to the other side of Grass Town. Can we go on through?"

"Oh, you'd like to go through my fireplace?"
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No. 63666 ID: cd08c0
File 125539704111.png - (50.59KB , 600x400 , 50.png )
63666

"You'll need to douse my fire, first. I recommend the jellyfish juice you can get from the jellies."
>>
No. 63667 ID: cd08c0
File 125539705523.png - (50.96KB , 600x400 , 51.png )
63667

"It makes sliding in much smoother."
>>
No. 63668 ID: 6faa8c

>>63666
oh godamnit
>>
No. 63670 ID: f4963f

>>63667
You heard her. You need jelly to ease your way into her fireplace. You could just get it all wet, but I bet it's really tight without a little jelly.
>>
No. 63671 ID: 6faa8c

>>63667
Slut
>>
No. 63687 ID: 1d375b

That sounds innocent enough. Should be plenty a bit back.
>>
No. 63709 ID: a3b36a

It's getting late, isn't it? Ask if you can stay the night and hunt the juice tomorrow~
>>
No. 63710 ID: 43d730

>>63709
I concur.
Especially since there's only one bed.
>>
No. 63724 ID: 632862

>>63667
Can't you just shoot the fire with bubbles to put it out?
>>
No. 63743 ID: c0f3bf

Time to hunt for jelly...
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No. 63756 ID: cd08c0
File 125540544023.png - (55.88KB , 600x400 , 52.png )
63756

>>63709
> It's getting late, isn't it? Ask if you can stay the night and hunt the juice tomorrow~
It's really hard to tell what time it is, since most of the island is a series of caves and corridors. But Sue hasn't been able to sleep very well ever since the Doctor started terrorizing.
She... could... probably ask to stay. But getting the jelly would only take a minute. And Kazuma is waiting for her!
... should... should she really ask to stay the night?
>>
No. 63758 ID: f4963f

>>63756
DO IT, NOT-QUITE-FAGGOT!
>>
No. 63759 ID: c42be6

>>63756
DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP!
>>
No. 63760 ID: 43d730

>>63759
DON'T NOT DO IT
>>
No. 63764 ID: c0f3bf

DO IT IT'LL BE HILARIOUS!

>>63760
Wait, is this a yes or a no...
>>
No. 63767 ID: 9dd38f

>>63756

It really depends if you want to have a lesbian threesome; probably, anyway. I vote for you to keep going unless you're dropping like a rock, or when you feel you have to stop.
>>
No. 63770 ID: 632862

>>63756
You should not stay and get raped. Hilarious as it might be.
>>
No. 63773 ID: 652e77

Doooooo itttt.
>>
No. 63794 ID: cd08c0
File 125541152123.png - (52.66KB , 600x400 , 53.png )
63794

>>63759 >>63767 >>63770
> No: 3 Votes

>>63758 >>63760 >>63764 >>63773
> Yes: 4 Votes

"Hey, Chaco, we're pretty tired. Do you think that we could spend the ni--"

"Of course!"

That was... easy.
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No. 63795 ID: cd08c0
File 125541153869.png - (75.59KB , 600x400 , 54.png )
63795

Well, here we are, in Chaco's house. ...

"I only have one bed, but don't worry, I don't mind sharing."
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No. 63796 ID: c42be6

>>63795
IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TURN BACK!!
>>
No. 63797 ID: f4963f

>>63795
Dahaha Toroko.

Offer to let her sleep at the foot of the bed, or under it, if she's uncomfortable~
>>
No. 63799 ID: 95484a

>>63795
Use Toroko's excessive sweating to put out the fire without any jellyfish juice. Oh, look, we don't need to stay the night after all!
>>
No. 63809 ID: 12f282

>>63795
>Sleep with Chaco
>Acquire item "Chaco's Lipstick"
>>
No. 63831 ID: c0f3bf

WHAT IS IN THE UPPER LEFT HAND CORNER

PREPARE TO HAUL ASS
>>
No. 63836 ID: c42be6

>>63831
That's the data disk thing. They apparently have evil eyes whenever Quote is not around.
>>
No. 63839 ID: cd08c0
File 125541689630.png - (46.52KB , 600x400 , 55.png )
63839

>>63796
> IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO TURN BACK!!
But....it would be rude....right?

>>63797
> Offer to let Toroko sleep at the foot of the bed if she's uncomfortable.
"Toroko, do you not like sharing a bed? ... you can sleep at the foot of the bed, if you like.
"Th-that's okay, Sue. I-I'll just sleep over here in the corner, where I can w-wa...keep an eye on things."

>>63799
> Use Toroko's excessive sweating to put out the fire without any jellyfish juice.
Sue doesn't know what's up with that. But anyway it's pretty much impossible to sweat out a fire.

....

Well, anyway, here we are, in Chaco's bed. Afterwards we'll put out Chaco's fire and go through Chaco's fireplace.
Yep.
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No. 63840 ID: cd08c0
File 125541691758.png - (8.75KB , 640x480 , 56.png )
63840

> Sleep with Chaco.
>>
No. 63841 ID: cd08c0
File 125541693230.png - (26.47KB , 600x400 , 57.png )
63841

>>
No. 63843 ID: c0f3bf

Son of a bitch!
>>
No. 65451 ID: 12fc66
File 125574691766.png - (53.98KB , 600x400 , 58.png )
65451

.... what are we doing again?
>>
No. 65452 ID: 43d730

>>65451
Applying lipstick, and treating Toroko for blood loss.
Make sure to kiss her on the cheek, too.
>>
No. 65453 ID: 4553b2

>>65451
For starters, wash up Toroko in the bath.

...I assume Chaco has a bath. If she doesn't, uh... Shoot Bubbler at wall to produce suds, rinse Toroko with suds.
>>
No. 65455 ID: 632862

>>65451
So... gonna tell us how it was?
>>
No. 65478 ID: 12fc66
File 125575127181.png - (53.80KB , 600x400 , 59.png )
65478

>>65452 >>65453
> Apply lipstick.
> Kiss Toroko on the cheek.
Sue did find some of Chaco's lipstick here. She puts some on and gives Toroko a friendly wakeup kiss. It leaves a little mark.

> "You okay, Toroko? You want me to help you get cleaned up?"
"Th-that's okay, Sue. I'll just wash my face in the stream outside."
>>
No. 65479 ID: 12fc66
File 125575128924.png - (45.26KB , 600x400 , 60.png )
65479

Toroko goes outside.

>>65455
> Gonna tell us how it was?
Sue didn't sleep much. She mostly tossed and turned.
Then Toroko got a nosebleed and had to use some tissues.

The fire is out now.
>>
No. 65485 ID: 4553b2

>>65479
Wake up Chaco, ask if she wants to go on merry adventures with us.
>>
No. 65512 ID: 12fc66
File 125575476642.png - (50.32KB , 600x400 , 61.png )
65512

>>65485
> Wake up Chaco, ask if she wants to go on merry adventures with us.

"Hey, Chaco!"
"Oh! You're still here?"
"You want to go on adventures with me and Toroko?"
"You want me to be with you? I'd love to come!"
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No. 65513 ID: 12fc66
File 125575478254.png - (52.88KB , 600x400 , 62.png )
65513

Chaco has joined the party! Hooray, love and friendship!

Also Toroko's back.

.... seriously, what are we doing again?
>>
No. 65517 ID: f44349

>>65513
Saving your stupid brother!
He was locked in a room or something!
>>
No. 65518 ID: 4553b2

>>65513
Through the fireplace! We have a brother to save from the horrors of cockroach ingestion!
>>
No. 65522 ID: 4553b2

>>65513
Also give the Polar Star to Chaco. With your Fireball and Toroko's Bubbler, your combined might will be truly formidable.
>>
No. 65525 ID: 43d730

>>65513
Even though shit has not become real, do a Charlie's Angels Pose.
>>
No. 65566 ID: 12fc66
File 125576852299.png - (64.83KB , 600x400 , 63.png )
65566

>>65522 >>65525
> Give the Polar Star to Chaco.
> Do a Charlie's Angels Pose.
>>
No. 65567 ID: 12fc66
File 125576855939.png - (52.08KB , 600x400 , 64.png )
65567

>>65517 >>65518
> Through the fireplace!
Contrary to expectations, it's actually quite roomy in here...
>>
No. 65568 ID: 12fc66
File 12557686082.png - (71.74KB , 600x400 , 65.png )
65568

So we've made it to the other side!
Sue thinks she can see a cluster of buildings off in the distance.
It'll probably be a long trek.
>>
No. 65570 ID: 12fc66
File 12557686286.png - (45.71KB , 600x400 , 66.png )
65570

DERP
>>
No. 65571 ID: 12fc66
File 125576865426.png - (67.32KB , 600x400 , 67.png )
65571

And now we're here!
Most of these buildings look abandoned.
Hm. ... Sue thinks she can hear Kazuma's voice coming from this warehouse!
>>
No. 65574 ID: 4553b2

>>65571
Go up to that crack in the wall there and tell him you found a great recipe for fried cockroaches.
>>
No. 65577 ID: f78140

>>65570
tell dante 'ur a faget'
make sure to pronounce it so that he knows it's spelt that way.
>>
No. 65640 ID: 43d730

>>65571
Tell him to get away from the lock.
Attempt to shoot the door out.
>>
No. 65723 ID: 22323f

>>65574
This and then
>>65640
this
>>
No. 65813 ID: 12fc66
File 125583082430.png - (32.52KB , 600x400 , 68.png )
65813

>>65574
> Go up to that crack in the wall there.
"Hey, Kazuma! I found a great recipe for fried cockroaches!"
"Sue! Ah ... you're so cruel to your older brother. Listen, I found this key, could you use it to--
>>
No. 65814 ID: 12fc66
File 125583084476.png - (69.07KB , 600x400 , 69.png )
65814

>>65640
> SHOOT THE DOOR OUT
--ooaaaaAAAAAAHHH!!"
>>
No. 65815 ID: 12fc66
File 125583086061.png - (66.25KB , 600x400 , 70.png )
65815

THE DOOR IS RETURNING FIRE
>>
No. 65817 ID: 12fc66
File 125583091441.png - (54.12KB , 600x400 , 71.png )
65817

Um.
It's still standing.
The Polar Star doesn't have enough output to damage steel.
The Bubbler creates tons of hits, but they're weaker than the Polar Star.
The Fireball's rolling shots bounce off when they hit something they can't burn through.
These weapons just aren't powerful enough to break down the steel door.

Although a valiant effort, it seems we'll need something stronger. Too bad we don't have any explosives or missiles or big, tough, burly things to throw into side of the building.

Kazuma's voice comes shakily from inside: "Is... is it over?"

What now?
>>
No. 65824 ID: 632862

>>65817
Ask your brother to continue talking about that key.
>>
No. 65992 ID: 12fc66
File 12558431993.png - (35.64KB , 600x400 , 72.png )
65992

>>65824
> Ask your brother to continue talking about that key.
"What was that about a key, again?"
"I found this on the floor. Please unlock the door with it."

Recieved the *Rusty Key*.
>>
No. 65993 ID: 12fc66
File 125584322426.png - (68.23KB , 600x400 , 73.png )
65993

....
There's no keyhole on this door.
>>
No. 65994 ID: 12fc66
File 12558432437.png - (38.92KB , 600x400 , 74.png )
65994

"USELESS OLDER BROTHER. HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE THIS?!"
"Uwhaaaa.. don't be so mean, Sue!"
>>
No. 65996 ID: 12fc66
File 125584326966.png - (47.62KB , 600x400 , 75.png )
65996

It must be rusted shut.
It seems our first instinct was actually correct.
We'll have to find something strong enough to break the door open.

Unfortunately, Sue doesn't have anything on hand to do that, so she'll just have to look around until she finds something.

This is a map of Sue's current surroundings. Where should she investigate first?
>>
No. 65998 ID: 632862

>>65993
Check out the Grasstown Hut.
>>
No. 66021 ID: 4553b2

>>65996
Check out the Power Plant. I have a sneaking suspicion it needs a Rusty Key to open.
>>
No. 66023 ID: f4963f

>>65996
Execution chamber! I'm sure nothing could go wrong.
>>
No. 66031 ID: 43d730

>>66023
Seconding.
Try to fire at an angle.
>>
No. 66065 ID: 4553b2

>>66023
Don't you dare go to the Execution Chamber just yet. I like our current party. We can go there once we get disposable people. Like after we get our brother out of that house.
>>
No. 66072 ID: 12fc66
File 125585036663.png - (62.19KB , 600x400 , 76.png )
66072

>>66023 >>66031
> Execution chamber!
>>
No. 66073 ID: 12fc66
File 125585038475.png - (48.82KB , 600x400 , 77.png )
66073

> I'm sure nothing could go wrong.
>>
No. 66074 ID: 12fc66
File 12558504089.png - (49.54KB , 600x400 , 78.png )
66074

>>66031
> Try to fire at an angle.
At WHAT?

This place is empty.
There is a LARGE RED BUTTON here.
>>
No. 66075 ID: 135d9a

>>66074

Don't push the button.

Seriously.
>>
No. 66077 ID: 4553b2

Don't you fucking dare push it. Don't even think about it. No. No no no. This is a big red button that will kill your entire party.

Go to the power room.
>>
No. 66078 ID: 632862

>>66074
Check out that writing on the wall to the right.
>>
No. 66080 ID: 43d730

>>66074
Find a long piece of metal or a bent piece of wood to prod the button with so that you and the party can remain outside while it's being pressed.
Not urgent, though.
I'm going to say head to GUM.
Whatever the fuck that is.
>>
No. 66085 ID: 12fc66
File 125585384378.png - (31.68KB , 600x400 , 79.png )
66085

>>66078
> Check out that writing on the wall to the right.


>>66080
> Find a long piece of metal or a bent piece of wood to prod the button with.
Sue doesn't have anything like that, and there's nothing else in the room.
>>
No. 66086 ID: 632862

>>66085
Okay let's just go somewhere else now. Go to GUM.
>>
No. 66089 ID: 12fc66
File 12558552421.png - (43.87KB , 600x400 , 80.png )
66089

>>66080 >>66086
> Go to GUM.
... locked.
The Rusty Key doesn't work.
>>
No. 66097 ID: 4553b2

To Power Room.
>>
No. 66105 ID: 632862

>>66097
I support this destination.
>>
No. 66559 ID: 12fc66
File 125591146918.png - (72.75KB , 600x400 , 81.png )
66559

>>66097 >>66105
> To Power Room.
Sue feels like she's getting led around or something.

This door is also locked.
The Rusty Key DOES work.
>>
No. 66561 ID: 12fc66
File 125591148550.png - (69.08KB , 600x400 , 82.png )
66561

We're inside the Power Room.
Ironically, it's dark as hell.

The only thing with any power seems to be the computer on the far end.
>>
No. 66562 ID: f4963f

>>66561
Check that robot's functionality first! We'd have to be a stupid /idiot/ to tinker with bright consoles in powered down stations without first making sure the machinery won't spring to life and kill us~
>>
No. 66575 ID: 43d730

>>66562
And keep a watch on the roof there.
Don't want any theoretical giant aggressive robot lunchboxes to ambush us, after all.
>>
No. 66585 ID: 12fc66
File 125591344711.png - (39.72KB , 600x400 , 83.png )
66585

>>66562
> Check that robot!
... it's deactivated. Sue's not really an expert on robots, but it doesn't look damaged.
It's also not connected to anything. It looks like it fell out of its glass casing, and then got propped up against the wall.

>>66575
> And keep a watch on the roof
The roof looks about as sturdy as any other roof. Anything that could just bust through would have to be massively strong.
Do you know something Sue doesn't?
>>
No. 66586 ID: f4963f

>>66585
Oh just activate the computer, girl.
>>
No. 66597 ID: f44349

>>66585
>Do you know something Sue doesn't?
We certainly haven't followed this series of events from another person's point of view or anything if that's what you're implying! That's just silly!

Anyway, go push buttans on that computermabob.
>>
No. 66712 ID: 12fc66
File 125592526868.png - (83.72KB , 600x400 , 84.png )
66712

>>66597
> Push buttans on computermabob.
The computer controls the power for everything here, but it's way too complex to do selectively.
Sue can pretty much only activate everything at once, or turn them off.
Well.
>>
No. 66714 ID: 12fc66
File 125592533034.gif - (166.91KB , 600x400 , 85.gif )
66714

>>66586
> Activate Computer
Yeah, sure, okay.

> animooted
>>
No. 66715 ID: 12fc66
File 125592534789.png - (64.60KB , 600x400 , 86.png )
66715

The robot has been activated!
"INTRUDER ALERT!"
>>
No. 66721 ID: 12fc66
File 125592565386.png - (43.06KB , 600x400 , 87.png )
66721

"COMMENCE DESTRUCTION!!"




"ZA WARU--"
>>
No. 66722 ID: 12fc66
File 125592568186.png - (105.53KB , 600x400 , 88.png )
66722

"HUZZAH!!"
>>
No. 66723 ID: 12fc66
File 125592570762.png - (97.65KB , 600x400 , 89.png )
66723

Balrog is here.

"Has anyone ever told you you're a slippery little thing?"
>>
No. 66725 ID: f44349

>>66723
AAAAAA EVERYONE SHOOT
>>
No. 66726 ID: 43d730

>>66723
Answer with concentrated fire.
Beware, he likes to jump and shit bubbles everywhere.
>>
No. 66728 ID: 358857
File Balrog.swf - (420.43KB , 600x600 )
66728

>>66722
>>
No. 66729 ID: 22323f

Use more gun.
>>
No. 66730 ID: 632862

>>66723
SECRET STRATEGY: Get close to him when he's about to jump, then hitch a ride on his head and torch him with the Fireball.
>>
No. 66772 ID: 12fc66
File 125593140651.png - (83.21KB , 600x400 , 90.png )
66772

>>66725 >>66726 >>66729
> OPEN FIRE
>>
No. 66773 ID: 12fc66
File 125593143128.png - (91.15KB , 600x400 , 91.png )
66773

"HAHA!"
>>
No. 66774 ID: 12fc66
File 125593147070.png - (94.71KB , 600x400 , 92.png )
66774

Balrog leaps through the fire, landing right in the middle of the group with a massive THUD. Chaco and Toroko go flying! Sue also goes flying... but is thankfully stopped by slamming into the back wall.
Balrog looks heavily damaged, but he just keeps smiling.

"We've been looking everywhere for you, Sue! The Doctor's almost ready to throw a fit!
I'm here to bring you back. Doctor's orders, of course.
After all, we can't defy our master."
>>
No. 66775 ID: 12fc66
File 125593149283.png - (54.87KB , 600x400 , 93_Balrogcanseeyou.png )
66775

"So goeth the rule."
>>
No. 66778 ID: 22323f

Frontflip over Balrog while shooting the shit out of him.
>>
No. 66784 ID: 4553b2

>>66775
"So, Balrog... which one of us is Sue?"
>>
No. 66794 ID: e1347e

>>66784
This
>>
No. 66798 ID: 12fc66
File 125594450138.png - (42.01KB , 600x400 , 94.png )
66798

>>66778
> Frontflip over Balrog!
Sue pushes off Balrog and sails over top of him, just like in the movies!

... oh wait no, Sue can't do shit like that.
>>
No. 66799 ID: 12fc66
File 125594454558.png - (60.52KB , 600x400 , 95.png )
66799

Balrog takes Sue's pathetic flailing as an opportunity to grab her.
"You're a spunky little thing! Now come quietly, okay?"
>>
No. 66800 ID: 12fc66
File 125594456281.png - (56.43KB , 600x400 , 96.png )
66800

>>66784
> "Balrog... which one of us is Sue?!"
>>
No. 66801 ID: 12fc66
File 125594460731.png - (88.61KB , 600x400 , 97.png )
66801

. . . .
"Um.
It's... wait."
. . . .

Balrog is confused!
He doesn't seem to know what to do now!
>>
No. 66804 ID: 4553b2

>>66801
Stick the fireball in his silly smile and fire away.
>>
No. 66805 ID: 4553b2

>>66804
Possibly add a one liner about extra spicy meatballs.
>>
No. 66813 ID: 12fc66
File 125595287121.png - (49.42KB , 600x400 , 98.png )
66813

"I know! I'll bring back ALL of you! That way I'll..."
"Hey, Balrog."
>>
No. 66814 ID: 12fc66
File 125595290064.png - (61.02KB , 600x400 , 99.png )
66814

>>66804 >>66805
"Eat this."
>>
No. 66815 ID: 12fc66
File 12559529226.png - (117.42KB , 600x400 , 100_thispainisindescribable.png )
66815

>>
No. 66816 ID: 12fc66
File 125595293662.png - (43.19KB , 600x400 , 101_ohgodwekilledbalrog.png )
66816

>>
No. 66817 ID: 12fc66
File 125595295280.png - (49.89KB , 600x400 , 102_Imnotdeadyet.png )
66817

>>
No. 66818 ID: 12fc66
File 125595297124.png - (44.55KB , 600x400 , 103_wut.png )
66818

"haha . . . . what?"
>>
No. 66819 ID: 12fc66
File 125595298637.png - (41.84KB , 600x400 , 104_exitstageceiling.png )
66819

>>
No. 66820 ID: 12fc66
File 125595300130.png - (85.29KB , 600x400 , 105.png )
66820

Balrog is gone.
>>
No. 66821 ID: e1347e

>>66820
Lets leave and check out what changed with the power on.
>>
No. 66822 ID: 4553b2

>>66820
Check if Chaco and the Robot are okay. In that order.
>>
No. 66830 ID: 7668c0

>>66813
Toroko is soo cute, trying to shoot with the Bubbler without coming close :D
>>
No. 66832 ID: 43d730

>>66821
So is anyone wearing a skirt?
>>
No. 66849 ID: 632862

>>66830
Oh, I think she managed to hit him pretty good. Look at the "FUCKOW" image a little closer.

Also
>>66822
Do this.
>>
No. 66858 ID: f4963f

>>66820
Admire the new, natural lighting. Think green!
>>
No. 66928 ID: 079e67

Balrog is a racist - he thinks all mimigas look the same.
>>
No. 67079 ID: c3db73

>>66928
Organize the Million Rabbit March.
>>
No. 69696 ID: 12fc66
File 125654302285.png - (47.68KB , 600x400 , 106.png )
69696

>>66858
> Admire the new, natural lighting. Think green!
It's a bit hard, since the lights were already turned on. It does allow some nice airflow, though, and there's a pleasant breeze going through the room.

>>66928 >>67079
Sue thinks it's just that Balrog's an idiot. On the other hand, most Mimigas do look a little similar, and Sue hasn't had extended contact with the Doctor's minions since her escape.
She's not looking forward to making any, either.
... and she doesn't think a million Mimigas exist.

>>66822
> Check if Chaco and the Robot are okay. In that order.
Sue checks up on Chaco first.
"Chaco, are you okay?"
"Mm~ Well, I feel much better than I did, now that you're over top of me~"
... well, Chaco looks pretty bruised up, but she should be fine as long as we take it easy for awhile.
The Polar Star has also lost some power from the blow, and is now down to level two.

Toroko also sidles up. She looks a little scuffed.
"Are you okay, Sue? I... I was worried..."
Sue has a pretty big bruise on the back of her head from where she hit the wall, but...
>>
No. 69697 ID: 9891a9

"It's fine, just a bump. Are you two alright?"
>>
No. 69698 ID: 4553b2

>>69696
Alright, everyone is A-Okay! Well, as okay as we can expect to be after getting our asses kicked.

Check up on that poor robot Balrog flattened.
>>
No. 69723 ID: 3071c0

SUE hug TOROKO.
>>
No. 69755 ID: 4553b2

>>69723
Hug Chako too, they both did well. GROUP HUG.

Yes, its girly. Yes, its dumb. But it boosts morale.
>>
No. 69818 ID: 12fc66
File 125663139493.png - (46.20KB , 600x400 , 107.png )
69818

>>69697 >>69723 >>69755
> GROUP HUG.
"It's fine, just a bump. Are you two alright?"
"I'm fine. I-I'm glad you're okay, Sue."
"Mm~ I'm fine like this~"

YAY FRIENDSHIP
>>
No. 69819 ID: 12fc66
File 125663141768.png - (37.64KB , 600x400 , 108.png )
69819

>>69698
> Alright, everyone is A-Okay! Well, as okay as we can expect to be after getting our asses kicked.
We kicked his ass harder! Hahaha... no, but seriously, Sue hopes we don't have to do anything like that again.

> Check up on that poor robot
It looks like Balrog slammed it into the ground pretty hard. It's stuck... but still active!
... Sue's too weak to pull it out by herself. But with Toroko's help...
>>
No. 69820 ID: 12fc66
File 125663144755.png - (39.79KB , 600x400 , 109.png )
69820

... it's free!

... and considerably less homicidal!
After a few clicks later and trying to figure out what the hell just happened, it speaks:

"THA...THANK YOU... YOU'RE A NICE PERSON. ... THANKS FOR SAVING ME. I'D LIKE TO PAY YOU BACK SOMEHOW. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED HELP WITH?"
>>
No. 69821 ID: 4553b2

"Well we need to blow up a door. And find a way to get off of this island before the Doctor kills all of us. But other than that we're pretty good."
>>
No. 69824 ID: f4963f

>>69820
Yes! Can you build, repair, or upgrade firearms?

Also, what would the best way be to get off this island?
>>
No. 69828 ID: 12fc66
File 125663602573.png - (42.11KB , 600x400 , 110.png )
69828

>>69821 >>69824
> "Well we need to blow up a door."
> "Can you build, repair, or upgrade firearms?"
> "Also, what would the best way be to get off this island before the Doctor kills all of us?"
"... zzt... ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO IS MAKE EXPLOSIVES... YOU NEED TO BLOW UP A DOOR? IF YOU CAN COLLECT BOMB-MAKING MATERIALS, I'LL MAKE A WONDERFUL BOMB FOR YOU. ...
DOCTOR? I DON'T KNOW ANY DOCTOR. ... THIS ISLAND IS FLYING FAR ABOVE THE EARTH. YOU CAN LEAVE IF YOU HAVE A MEANS OF FLYING. I DON'T KNOW OF ANY WAY BESIDES THAT."
>>
No. 69829 ID: c0f3bf

>>69828
Ask him what's needed to make a bomb.
>>
No. 69833 ID: 12fc66
File 12566432705.png - (18.31KB , 600x396 , 111_MALCO_Blarkablark.png )
69833

>>69829
> "What's needed to make a bomb?"
"OH! SORRY, I ALMOST FORGOT! MAKING BOMBS IS EASY, I JUST NEED TO MAKE A VOLATILE SUBSTANCE. THE EASIEST MATERIALS TO GET FROM THE SURROUNDING AREA WOULD BE...
*CHARCOAL*,
*JELLYFISH JUICE*,
AND *GUM BASE*.
THESE SHOULD BE STRONG ENOUGH. WE'LL BLOW THAT DOOR TO SMITHEREENS!
OF COURSE, I CAN MAKE A DETONATOR AND ATTACH IT TO ANYTHING ELSE THAT CAN EXPLODE, BUT I DON'T KNOW OF ANYTHING ELSE NEARBY YOU COULD USE."
>>
No. 69834 ID: d8662f

I knew that gum building was suspicious.

To the warehouse :D I hope they have mint~
>>
No. 69835 ID: d6a754

>>69833
Ask him what's needed to make a fabulous flying machine.
>>
No. 69845 ID: 12fc66
File 125665949668.png - (37.68KB , 600x396 , 112.png )
69845

>>69835
> "What's needed to make a fabulous flying machine?!"
"... bzzt... ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO IS MAKE EXPLOSIVES."
Pff. The only thing it can do is make things explode? LAME.

>>69834
> To the warehouse!
Yes! The GUM BUILDING is sure to have Gum! THAT'S JUST CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK!

"But Sue... the Gum building was locked last time we went."
Hm. Toroko has a point!

"... THE GUM BUILDING IS LOCKED? THERE SHOULD BE KEYS TO ALL SURROUNDING BUILDINGS IN THE HOLDING SHELTER NEARBY. ISN'T THAT HOW YOU GOT IN HERE?"

.... wait. So, this whole time....
>>
No. 69846 ID: 12fc66
File 125665951887.png - (66.90KB , 600x396 , 113.png )
69846

.... USELESS OLDER BROTHERRRR!!
>>
No. 69848 ID: 4553b2

>>69846
Chew out USELESS OLDER BROTHER, obtain KEYS FOR EVERYTHING.
>>
No. 69857 ID: 6248cb

>>69848
I second this motion! >:/
If we didn´ came Just to save him, we should leave him there!
>>
No. 69895 ID: 12fc66
File 125668559771.png - (56.92KB , 600x400 , 114.png )
69895

>>66821
> Check out what changed with the power on.
Hey, it seems like a bunch of fans that were hidden in the grass and rock have been turned on! If this were some kind of platforming game, Sue bets there'd be all kinds of jumping puzzles and stuff. But since this is more like an adventurey quest sortof thing, this does fuck nothing.
The breeze is nice, though.

>>66832
> So is anyone wearing a skirt?
Are you kidding? Mimigas don't even wear underwear.
>>
No. 69896 ID: 12fc66
File 125668563096.png - (38.92KB , 600x400 , 115_totallynot74.png )
69896

>>69848 >>69857
> Chew out USELESS OLDER BROTHER,

"Hey, bro?"
"Yeah?"
"You know that building you're in?"
"Yeah?"
"It has all the keys. To every other building."
".... Yeah?"
"GIVE ME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU IDIOT."
"Oh..."
"GOD DAMN I TRY TO HELP YOU OUT AND YOU DON'T EVEN CARE."
"I-I...."
"HOW CAN YOU FAIL THIS MUCH, GOD DAMN."
"...."
>>
No. 69897 ID: 12fc66
File 12566856731.png - (87.64KB , 600x396 , 116.png )
69897

> obtain KEYS FOR EVERYTHING.
Sue has received the *Gum Key*, which will allow her to unlock the Gum Building!
Sue has also received the *Execution Key*, which... well, actually, that room wasn't locked before. But now if we wanted to lock it for some reason we TOTALLY CAN.
>>
No. 69898 ID: 9891a9

>>69897
Well, why waste the key? Lock the execution room when we get the chance!
>>
No. 69899 ID: 135d9a

>>69897

Lock the Execution Chamber even though you don't have a good reason.

Then head out to that Gum place. And probably be prepared for some kinda fight; you know how these things tend to go.
>>
No. 69903 ID: 4553b2

>>69897
Head to the GUM ROOM, lets get that GUM BASE so we can start on to making the bomb.
>>
No. 69904 ID: 9b8b83

Did Chaco always have those fuzzy handcuffs?
>>
No. 69916 ID: c508a7

>>69895
> Are you kidding? Mimigas don't even wear underwear.

I liiiike where this could be going :3c
>>
No. 70023 ID: 7628f7

>>69895
> Are you kidding? Mimigas don't even wear underwear.

So Sue, what's it like being a mimiga anyway? Didn't you used to be human?
>>
No. 70029 ID: c7ba31

>>69904
Of course. What kind of girl goes on an adventure without fuzzy handcuffs.
>>
No. 70404 ID: 12fc66
File 125694425660.png - (51.35KB , 600x400 , 117.png )
70404

>>69898 >>69899
> Lock the Execution Chamber even though you don't have a good reason.
Take that, lock and key puzzles! We so totally screwed anyone who wanted to get in there.

>>69904
> Did Chaco-
Yes.
>>
No. 70405 ID: 12fc66
File 125694427738.png - (47.79KB , 600x400 , 118.png )
70405

>>69899 >>69903
> Head to the GUM Building.
>>
No. 70406 ID: 12fc66
File 125694429973.png - (25.83KB , 600x400 , 119a.png )
70406

>>
No. 70407 ID: 12fc66
File 125694431614.png - (36.79KB , 600x400 , 119b.png )
70407

>>
No. 70408 ID: 12fc66
File 125694434087.png - (48.60KB , 600x400 , 120.png )
70408

> Got the *Gum Base*!

....

You have got to be kidding.
>>
No. 70412 ID: 6faa8c

Hahaa, Balrog is a celebrety
>>
No. 70415 ID: f44349

Brace for BOSS FIGHT.
>>
No. 70416 ID: 4553b2

>>70415
Fuck that, get out of there before obvious boss fight. Gogogo.
>>
No. 70436 ID: 12fc66
File 125694959328.png - (46.38KB , 600x400 , 121.png )
70436

>>70415 >>70416
> BOSS FIGHT
What are you talking about? This room is totally empty.
.... well, might as well get out of here, right?
>>
No. 70437 ID: 12fc66
File 125694961523.png - (29.71KB , 600x400 , 122.png )
70437

"Oh."
>>
No. 70438 ID: 12fc66
File 12569496361.png - (32.29KB , 600x400 , 123.png )
70438

>>70023
> Didn't you used to be human?
Sue was human, in fact. Her family came to do research on the island. There they met the Mimigas, set up their laboratories, and studied.
Sue was forced to come along because she was too young to be left behind. Along with her came her family; her mother and brother, as well as some other researchers, and various assistants. This included Mr Date, who had come along as a medical expert, and served as such.
At least, until he found the Demon Crown.
That crown, once the property of the master of this island, grants monstrous magical powers upon its wearer. Date knew this even before coming to the island. After finding it, he changed his name to "The Doctor", and soon took over. Once he had the Crown in his possession, no one could stand up to him.

"We meet again. Do you remember me?"

Shortly after the Doctor, Misery appeared, serving under him. With her magic, she turned Sue into this thing. Sue was to be brought to the Doctor immediately... but managed to escape.
But the villagers shunned her, because she was not a true Mimiga. Because Date had come with her to the island.

They haven't really been properly introduced. But there's no way Sue could forget.

And now here we are.
>>
No. 70441 ID: 4553b2

>>70438
"No, sorry, I can't be bothered to remember every injured hobo with glowing eyes I come across. OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU."
>>
No. 70444 ID: e3f578

"I don't get why your targeting me. Am I just special in some scientific combination aside from being magically altered into a damn Mimiga or does The Doc just plain hate me?"
>>
No. 70447 ID: 43d730

>>70438
"No, I haven't bought any vampire hookers lately."
>>
No. 70594 ID: 12fc66
File 125696210146.png - (50.96KB , 600x400 , 124.png )
70594

>>70447
> "No, I haven't bought any vampire hookers lately."
"...."

>>70444
> "I don't get why you're targeting me. Am I just special in some scientific combination aside from being magically altered into a damn Mimiga or does The Doctor just plain hate me?"
>>
No. 70595 ID: 12fc66
File 125696213128.png - (57.36KB , 600x400 , 125.png )
70595

"I wouldn't know.

Why don't you ask him yourself?"
>>
No. 70599 ID: 12fc66
File 125696232121.png - (39.22KB , 600x400 , 126_goddammitbalrog.png )
70599

"Misery!"
Balrog is here. AGAIN.
"Watch out, that one's a fighter!"

"... you don't say."
>>
No. 70600 ID: 43d730

>>70595
Holy shit dive to the side
You need more time and weaponry before facing the doctor
>>
No. 70603 ID: 12fc66
File 125696235134.png - (58.57KB , 600x400 , 127.png )
70603

"Well, in that case...

YOU deal with it."
>>
No. 70604 ID: 12fc66
File 125696237150.png - (62.72KB , 600x400 , 128.png )
70604

"Just make sure she's alive."
>>
No. 70605 ID: e973f4

>>70599

Uh oh.
>>
No. 70606 ID: 12fc66
File 125696244841.png - (44.50KB , 600x400 , 129_BALFROG.png )
70606

"Further care is not required."
>>
No. 70609 ID: e973f4

>>70606

BOSS FIGHT

START SHOOTING
>>
No. 70611 ID: f4963f

>>70606
... he just broke through a hole in the wall.

One he no longer fits through.

Screw this, run the hell outside.
>>
No. 70612 ID: 632862

>>70606
Okay, first off, watch out for frogs falling from the celing.
Second, spread out and don't let him jump on you.
Third, wait for him to open his mouth then UNLOAD EVERYTHING.
>>
No. 70614 ID: e973f4

>>70611

Well, he's kind of in the way, but...

THIS MAN IS SMART, GIVE IT A SHOT.
>>
No. 70615 ID: 4553b2

>>70606
Oh my god he is adorable. Tell him he should let you ride him places, because he looks very ride-able.
>>
No. 70664 ID: 12fc66
File 125696628860.png - (54.31KB , 600x400 , 130.png )
70664

>>70609
> PLAN A: START SHOOTING
SUE OPENS FIRE!
>>
No. 70665 ID: 12fc66
File 125696630789.png - (47.00KB , 600x400 , 131.png )
70665

This isn't working.
>>
No. 70666 ID: 12fc66
File 12569663275.png - (55.91KB , 600x400 , 132.png )
70666

>>70611
> PLAN B: RUN AWAY
>>
No. 70667 ID: 12fc66
File 125696634459.png - (53.02KB , 600x400 , 133.png )
70667

Safe.
>>
No. 70668 ID: 12fc66
File 125696636196.png - (67.38KB , 600x400 , 134.png )
70668

OH GOD
>>
No. 70670 ID: aa3821

>magically altered into a damn Mimiga
>a damn Mimiga

Toroko and Chaco: "D-damn mimiga? B-but Sue..."

Also: Flee. Or shoot him in the mouth. Y'know, whatever works.
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No. 70672 ID: 68c337

Try to lure it to smash open the holding shelter.
>>
No. 70673 ID: 632862

>>70668
Lure him into spikes! Shoot while running!
>>
No. 70675 ID: 4553b2

>>70668
TO THE EXECUTION CHAMBER! LET'S EXECUTE HIM.
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No. 70678 ID: 4553b2

Wait. Wait.

Run to Kazuya's shed thingy. Harness Balfrog's destructive might to free your younger brother!
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No. 70680 ID: f4963f

>>70678
THIS. Trick Balrog into smashing open the place!

Then we can use the explosives for something else. :3c
>>
No. 70681 ID: 43d730

>>70680
Probably tossing them into his mouth to get him to bugger off.
Wait, we can delegate.
Send Toroko off with the Gum and stuff, lead Chaco around to the shelter.
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No. 70707 ID: 12fc66
File 125697063023.png - (32.73KB , 600x400 , 135.png )
70707

>>70672 >>70678 >>70680
> Lure Balfrog to Shelter
RUNNING
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No. 70708 ID: 12fc66
File 125697065033.png - (41.64KB , 600x400 , 136.png )
70708

>>
No. 70709 ID: 12fc66
File 125697067135.png - (78.23KB , 600x400 , 137.png )
70709

AAAAAAAHHHHH
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No. 70710 ID: f4963f

>>70709
HEY BROTHER I'M BEING CHASED BY A GIANT FROG THINK YOU CAN HELP?

NO? OF COURSE NOT, YOU'RE USELESS.

SEE I GOT YOU OUT NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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No. 70711 ID: 68c337

>>70709
Is that a teleporter? Get out of there!
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No. 70715 ID: 632862

Haha, get everyone to teleport the hell out.
>>
No. 70717 ID: a1ac99

To defeat Balfrog, you must wait until he opens his mouth to attack and then do what he always does, namely shoot his mouth off.
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No. 70718 ID: a1ac99

>>70711
>>70715
Also, it is broken.
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No. 70725 ID: 4553b2

>>70709
Toroko has the gum base, right? Split up. Lure Balfrog into chasing various people one or two at a time, so whoever isn't being chased can catch their breath. Between you, Chaco, and Kazuma, if you can keep pulling bait and switches on him, you can stall him until Toroko finds the Jelly Juice and the Charcoal.
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No. 70726 ID: 632862

Oh that's right otherwise he would've just used it already.

Just run, then!
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No. 70727 ID: a1ac99

>>70725
We need one to get the other, though, so she's really going after three things. Unless you think she might be able to convince Santa to turn off his fireplace without needing to douse it with the Jellyfish Juice. Because that's how you get it normally.

This isn't normal at all, though, so anything might happen. In any case, we have Kazuma, if we can give the frog the run-around long enough for Booster to show we can just run back to the first teleporter. Which seems like a usable plan.

Also, Sue, under no circumstances, from this point on, do you let Toroko out of your sight. Trust me on this.
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No. 70734 ID: 632862

>>70727
>Toroko

Yeah, we should definitely make sure nobody eats the red flowers.

That reminds me... lure the FROGBEAST over to the grasstown hut. There might be a strong fighter in there to keep it busy.
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No. 70736 ID: a1ac99

>>70734
The only thing I fear from keeping Toroko from turning is that we might have to fight The Doctor in Sand Zone. Or we might have to fight Frenzied King.
>>
No. 71158 ID: c3db73

>>70736
What makes you suppose they'll actually fight the Doctor should they come face-to-face with him? He could just order Misery to kill them all.
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No. 71510 ID: 12fc66
File 12571398754.png - (57.27KB , 600x400 , 138.png )
71510

>>70710
"HEY BIG BROTHER I'M BEING CHASED BY A GIANT FROG. IS THAT A TELEPORTER?!"
"IT DOESN'T WORK FROM THIS SIDE!"
"OF COURSE IT DOESN'T, YOU'RE USELESS. NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!"

>>70710 >>70725 >>70726 >>70727
> RUN AROUND ALL CRAZY
AAAAAHHH OH GOD

>>70725
> Give Gum Base to Toroko, have her find the other ingredients!
Sue hands the Gum Base off to Toroko!
"TOROKO! GO GET THE OTHER BOMB-MAKING MATERIALS WHILE WE DISTRACT BALROG!"
"AAAAAAAOKAY!"
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No. 71512 ID: 12fc66
File 125713990269.png - (47.49KB , 600x400 , 139.png )
71512

Control has temporarily switched to Toroko.

AAAAAAAA WHAT DO I DO NOW
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No. 71513 ID: 4553b2

Go Toroko go! Back to Chaco's house! You can do it, I believe in you!
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No. 71515 ID: 43d730

>>71512
First off, calm down.
Hide somewhere, and take ten deep breaths.
Then look for a bunch of jellyfish and a larger one attached to the roof. Shoot them to death.
Find a fireplace, put it out, and scrounge up some of the soot.
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No. 71516 ID: e3f578

Quickly realize we don't need the bomb anymore. Kazuma is free. But shouldn't that professor guy be teleporting to the shelter soon?
>>
No. 71520 ID: f4963f

>>71516
>We don't need a bomb now.
That's not true. That's never true.

However, our first priority should probably be getting help to fend off HELLA GIANT FROG.

Off the top of my head, both Santa and Bomb-Robot are in the remote area. Robot's closer, let's try it first.
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No. 71838 ID: 54417e

Can't we just use Kazuma's hovercycle to escape back to the working teleporter by Santa's house?
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No. 72521 ID: 12fc66
File 125738526469.png - (44.67KB , 600x400 , 140.png )
72521

>>71515
> First off, calm down.
OKAY. I'M CALM.
Right. Okay.
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No. 72525 ID: 12fc66
File 125738555629.png - (58.87KB , 600x400 , 141_Torokoskindacool.png )
72525

>>71513
> I believe in you!
S..Sue believes in me, too! I won't let her down!

Don't worry, Sue! I won't let you get in danger!
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No. 72526 ID: 12fc66
File 125738558886.png - (33.97KB , 600x400 , 142_vroom.png )
72526

>>>>71513 >>71515
> Find a fireplace
> Back to Chaco's house!
SCENE TRANSITION!
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No. 72527 ID: 12fc66
File 125738563399.png - (55.34KB , 600x400 , 143.png )
72527

... um. Chaco's fireplace doesn't have charcoal. She just fills it with wood!
... where am I going again?
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No. 72528 ID: e3f578

Release your RIGHTEOUS FURY on approaching BAT! Obtain Jack's HAT when this is over, pilot SKY DRAGON into The Doctors head quarters then proceed to deliver POWERFUL SPEECH to imprisoned Mimigas and do a Charlie's Angel PERFECT POSE! These are our objectives. Complete them Angel.
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No. 72529 ID: 632862

>>72527
To Santa's house! See if he has any spare charcoal lying around.

On the way, kill a giant jellyfish and take its juice.
>>
No. 72530 ID: ffdecc

>>72527
Charcoal is burnt wood. There's gonna be some there, 'cuz we had to put out a fire there.

Also, there's a bat behind you.
>>
No. 72544 ID: 632862

>>72530
Charcoal is different from simply burnt wood. You have to heat wood while depriving it of oxygen to make it.
>>
No. 72546 ID: c0f3bf

Can Misery turn into a bat?
>>
No. 72562 ID: 43d730

>>72546
Not that I recall, but she does summon them...
>>
No. 72578 ID: 12fc66
File 125739098759.png - (60.77KB , 600x400 , 144.png )
72578

>>72528 >>72530
> There's a bat behind you.
> Unleash RIGHTEOUS FURY.
D'AAAAAAAHHHH!!
>>
No. 72579 ID: 12fc66
File 125739101548.png - (52.54KB , 600x400 , 145.png )
72579

OH GOD IS IT DEAD?! I'M SORRY MISTER BAT!!
>>
No. 72582 ID: f4963f

>>72579
D: ... :(
>>
No. 72590 ID: 9e9b47

>>72579

Drink until you can't feel feelings anymore.
>>
No. 72623 ID: 43d730

>>72579
Quick, grab it and take it with you!
It might come in handy later.
>>
No. 72634 ID: 632862

>>72579
It was looking at your butt anyway. What a perv!
>>
No. 72657 ID: 12fc66
File 12573976244.png - (52.30KB , 600x400 , 146.png )
72657

>>72582
> ... :(
... :(
>>
No. 72658 ID: 12fc66
File 125739770043.png - (87.36KB , 600x400 , 147.png )
72658

>>72590
> Drink until you can't feel feelings anymore.
I don't drink alchohol!! It's nasty and makes me do weird things and then King won't talk to me the next day.

>>72623
> Grab it and take it with you!
OKAY!!

> SCENE TRANSITION!
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No. 72659 ID: 12fc66
File 125739774579.png - (69.39KB , 600x400 , 148.png )
72659

OKAY SO I FOUND SOME JELLYFISH.
Um. ... now what do I do?
>>
No. 72660 ID: f4963f

>>72659
Um... well, I mean, you could...

...

Go find Santa and ask for charcoal. Ask if he has spare jellyfish juice. :<
>>
No. 72661 ID: c3db73

Go back to Chaco's house and find a container, then shoot down one of the smaller ones and wring out its corpse.
>>
No. 72662 ID: 4553b2

>>72661
Do you want to scar the poor girl for life?

seriously, jellyfish sting.

go check up on Santa first. See if he has any Jellyfish juice he can lend you.
>>
No. 72665 ID: c3db73

>>72662
Oh yeah, whatever. But if he doesn't have any then she'll have to find some leather or something thick and waterproof to avoid direct contact between the jelly and her hands.
>>
No. 72667 ID: 632862

She could ask Santa how to get the jelly.
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No. 72716 ID: 12fc66
File 125740704426.png - (40.47KB , 600x400 , 149.png )
72716

>>72660 >>72662 >>72665 >>72667
> Visit Santa.

SANTA I NEED CHARCOAL AND
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No. 72717 ID: 12fc66
File 125740706780.png - (122.52KB , 600x400 , 150.png )
72717

oh.
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No. 72718 ID: 12fc66
File 125740708735.png - (66.57KB , 600x400 , 151.png )
72718

SANTA I NEED CHARCOAL AND JELLY AND HOW DO I
>>
No. 72720 ID: 12fc66
File 125740711039.png - (50.91KB , 600x400 , 152.png )
72720

oh. I think I scared him!
>>
No. 72724 ID: c3db73

Compliment his THICK, MANLY EYEBROWS.
>>
No. 72726 ID: f4963f

>>72720
Ask him for some CHARCOAL and JELLYFISH JUICE or whatever it's called. Also ask for his help in taming a rampaging BALFROG.
>>
No. 72728 ID: 4553b2

>>72726
No no, I got this. The key to getting someone to help with little things is to do a bait and switch. First, we ask for a favor. "Santa, santa, can you help me with something?"

"Would you be able to help me kill a 30 foot tall nearly indestructible giant frog?"

After the inevitable "What? No! That's stupid" you then say "Awww... well, could I just get some charcoal instead? And some jellyfish juice? It'd be really helpful."

The second demand sounds a lot more reasonable after an initial, completely ridiculous demand.
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No. 73435 ID: 12fc66
File 125757735076.gif - (91.73KB , 600x400 , 153_Santamarao.gif )
73435

>>72724
> Compliment... ....
"Those eyebrows...."
"What about the eyebrows?"
".... nothing."

> animooted
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No. 73436 ID: 12fc66
File 125757739784.png - (42.07KB , 600x400 , 154.png )
73436

>>72726 >>72728
> Ask Santa for help!

"Um, um, Santa! Will you help us kill a 30 foot tall indestructable giant frog?!"
"HOHO...um...NO!"
"Um, um, do you have any Charcoal or Jellyfish Juice, then?!"
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No. 73437 ID: 12fc66
File 125757743142.png - (70.18KB , 600x400 , 155.png )
73437

"... you want... coal? What do you need coal for? ... I have plenty. You're welcome to it, I suppose.
But I don't keep Jellyfish Juice. Why would I need something like that? I can give you this, though, so you can harvest your own."

Toroko recieved *Charcoal*!
Toroko also got an *Empty Bottle*! She can store an item inside and then use it later!
>>
No. 73438 ID: 9e9b47

>>73437

There's only four of those in the world, watch out man.
>>
No. 73441 ID: f4963f

>>73435
T-those eyebrows...

... anyway, ask him if he knows anything about caring for animals. But don't show him the bat just yet. We wanna be sure he'd be NICE to mister batty. Who we totally really didn't mean to hurt really. :(

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
>>
No. 73442 ID: c3db73

Santa doesn't look happy enough. Surprise him with a kiss.
>>
No. 73446 ID: 4553b2

>>73437
Proceed back to the Jellyfish.

Mentally prepare yourself for the horrible horrible murder you are about to commit.

...Kill a small one and shove the whole thing into the jar. We'll let Malco convert it into juice...
>>
No. 73524 ID: 171ca4

>>73437
Toroko kiss Santa
>>
No. 73924 ID: 95484a

Thank Santa. Go ask jellies if they have any juice to spare.

It's worth a shot.
>>
No. 73991 ID: 12fc66
File 125765029386.png - (48.37KB , 600x400 , 156.png )
73991

>>73442 >>73524
> Kiss Santa
I can't do that! Th-that's something you only do with s-someone you truly care about.
>>
No. 73992 ID: 12fc66
File 125765031625.png - (38.51KB , 600x400 , 157.png )
73992

> Ask him if he knows anything about caring for animals, but don't show him the bat.
> THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
I-it is! Poor bat.

"Santa! Do you know how to take care of animals?"
"Nice food, some warmth, and keep them safe from harm. It's the same for all animals, isn't it?"

Oh. Well, I guess that's true, right?

...
Sh-should I do something else?
>>
No. 73993 ID: f4963f

>>73992
Check on BAT STATUS. :(

I mean, sure, your friends are fleeing for their lives

BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.
>>
No. 74011 ID: 43d730

>>73992
Thank him again, maybe give him a hug, then head out to senselessly murder something in order to create a weapon of destruction.
>>
No. 74012 ID: 15f6d6

ask him if he can help the poor, poor bat.
>>
No. 74126 ID: 64f864

>>73991
Pecks on the cheek are perfectly acceptable conduct outside of relationships!

>>73992
Well I don't know. You could ask him if he wants a pet, seeing as how dreadfully lonely he must be.
>>
No. 74155 ID: 12fc66
File 125766012939.png - (44.53KB , 600x400 , 158.png )
74155

>>73993
> Check on BAT STATUS.
It's alive. Just badly, badly bruised. I guess I missed hitting anything super important, since I fired so fast. Good thing the Bubbler is innacurate, right?!

"A bat, huh? I guess I can look after it, if you want. It shouldn't be too hard."

Um, um... should I ask Santa to take care of it, then? Or should I try to bring it with me?

> I mean, sure, your friends are fleeing for their lives
Oh. Um. Right. I was doing something about that, wasn't I...
>>
No. 74156 ID: f4963f

>>74155
OH GOD. THAT BAT.

FFFGHASSTH SO CUTE.

Um. Um.

If we drop it off here, we might not get it back again guys. D:

Aaaghfffff
>>
No. 74157 ID: 0d09cb

>>74155
For crying out loud, leave him with Santa! His massive eyebrows will make a lovely nest for the little disease riddled vermin.
>>
No. 74158 ID: c1b520

I think it's only fair we let the little guy decide.
>>
No. 74167 ID: 4553b2

We must take it with us. I know how these things go - if we bring it with us it will become like a familiar or something, and Toroko will have her very own bestest friend forever who will sacrifice himself for her in her time of need.

I mean...

...For his sake, we should probably leave him here, but I want him to come along with us anyway.
>>
No. 74170 ID: f4963f

>>74158
Agreed. ASK THE BAT!
>>
No. 74171 ID: 43d730

>>74155
Bandage it up, then let it ride in your ear.
It should still be able to cling with its injuries.
>>
No. 74196 ID: c3db73

>>73991
Who do you truly care about, Sue?

Also, bat suicide bomber.
>>
No. 74197 ID: f4963f

>>74196
>bat suicide bomber
This is a horrible idea.
You're a horrible person.
>>
No. 74204 ID: c3db73

>>74197
NO.
>>
No. 74222 ID: 12fc66
File 125766689129.png - (49.02KB , 600x400 , 159.png )
74222

>>74196
> Who do you truly care about?
I'm not telling.

> bat suicide bomber
You're a horrible person.


>>74158 >>74170
> ASK THE BAT

>>74167 >>74171
> TAKE IT WITH YOU

"What do you think, Mr Bat?"
"Meep!"
"Well that settles that, you're coming with me! We'll be bestest friends!
And I will name you ARTHUR JR.
Nowait. GEORGE.
No, um...
Shade! Goth! CAMA ZOTZ."

UM.
....
I don't know what to call it!
Help me!
>>
No. 74223 ID: 12fc66
File 125766691354.png - (71.29KB , 600x400 , 160.png )
74223

Also, I found the Jellyfish again. Hi, Jellyfish....
>>
No. 74225 ID: 276781

>>74222
Name Mr. Batty "Bruce".
Can Bruce ask the Jellyfish to spare us some juice?
>>
No. 74226 ID: c0f3bf

Ask it if you can have some jelly to make an explosive to destroy a rampaging monster hellbent on destruction and to rescue an innocent that will starve to death otherwise.
>>
No. 74227 ID: 4553b2

I say we continue the fine tradition of naming random useless animals Zubat.
>>
No. 74228 ID: 43d730

>>74222
Imma go with CAMA ZOTZ.
We can call him 'Cammy' for short.
>>74223
Ask politely for some juice.
If they don't react or attack, respond in kind.
Are you keeping Cammy warm and safe?
>>
No. 74229 ID: c1b520

>>74222
I like Hanshu, or Han for short.
>>
No. 74230 ID: ac2866

>>74222
>I'm not telling.
>I don't know what to call it!

How about King Jr.?

I think you know why...
>>
No. 74245 ID: c3db73

>>74222
Call it Louis.
>>
No. 74338 ID: 12f282

>>74230
Ohohohoho. This.
>>
No. 74358 ID: 6faa8c

>naming a bat
>no mention of Spacebat

I am dissapoint.
>>
No. 74404 ID: f4963f

Name the bat Starshine.

Ask jellyfish for jellies. Politely. :3
>>
No. 74407 ID: 95484a

>>74222
I think it wants you to call it "Meep."
>>
No. 74430 ID: 12fc66
File 125772434760.png - (71.20KB , 600x400 , 161.png )
74430

"Okay, Mr Bat! I will call you 'Louis'."

>>74225 >>74226 >>74228 >>74404
> Politely ask Jellyfish for Juice
"Hello, Mr Jellyfish! Could you please let me borrow some juice from you? I promise I won't hurt you!"
>>
No. 74432 ID: 12fc66
File 125772437510.png - (78.03KB , 600x400 , 162.png )
74432

>>
No. 74434 ID: f4963f

>>74432
AAAH! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!

C-can you get any jelly in there?
>>
No. 74435 ID: 5ba271

>>74432
Fire wildly
>>
No. 74439 ID: c0f3bf

Collect jelly slowly. Don't shoot.
>>
No. 74452 ID: 4e56c9

How long can you hold your breath?
>>
No. 74457 ID: a1ac99

>>74432
Well, it apparently likes you, so it shouldn't hurt you. On purpose at least.

Collect jelly. Crawl out of jellyfish thing. Pet jellyfish thing. Assure it that you and your friends won't hurt it when you come back through as long as it doesn't surprise anyone. Tell it to be good and then run away.
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No. 74579 ID: 12fc66
File 125773236347.png - (69.30KB , 600x400 , 163.png )
74579

>>74434
> BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!
VERY VERY BAD

>>74457
> It likes you!
IT LIKES ME BECAUSE I TASTE GOOD

>>74452
> How long can you hold your breath?
I'M DROWNING
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No. 74580 ID: 12fc66
File 125773238993.png - (74.63KB , 600x400 , 164.png )
74580

>>74435
> Fire wildly.
AAAAHH! AAAAHH!!
>>
No. 74581 ID: 12fc66
File 125773241482.png - (87.49KB , 600x400 , 165.png )
74581

AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
>>
No. 74582 ID: 12fc66
File 12577324355.png - (78.23KB , 600x400 , 166.png )
74582

... did I get it?
>>
No. 74583 ID: 4e56c9

Better keep firing. Just in case.
>>
No. 74584 ID: 135d9a

>>74582

Yes, Toroko, I think you have some jelly now. All over you, actually.
>>
No. 74589 ID: 15f6d6

Scrape the jelly into the jar! You go girl!
>>
No. 74593 ID: f4963f

That was EPIC.

Toroko, gather jelly.
>>
No. 74851 ID: 12fc66
File 125774323447.png - (65.17KB , 600x400 , 167.png )
74851

>>74589 >>74593
> Scrape the jelly into the jar! You go girl!

I do go!

Got the *Jellyfish Juice*!

... Ew, it's all sticky.
>>
No. 74852 ID: 4e56c9

But... how does it taste?
>>
No. 74854 ID: c0f3bf

Apologize to the dead jellyfish.
>>
No. 74855 ID: 632862

You have all the ingredients! Hurry back to make the bomb.
>>
No. 74857 ID: 12f282
File 125774343566.jpg - (17.40KB , 378x301 , hnngsu5.jpg )
74857

>>74851
DAT BAT
>>
No. 74875 ID: c3db73

Go check up on your friends.
>>
No. 74878 ID: 15f6d6

MAKE THE BOMB!
>>
No. 74903 ID: 43d730

>>74878
And cackle.
>>
No. 75067 ID: 12fc66
File 125775752193.png - (40.55KB , 600x400 , 168.png )
75067

> SCENE TRANSITION

>>74855 >>74878
> You have all the ingredients! Hurry back to make the bomb.
OKAY!

>>74903
> And cackle.
I'm being helpful! HEEHEEHEE! I'm helping Sue!

> Loading...
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No. 75068 ID: 12fc66
File 12577575541.png - (35.61KB , 600x400 , 169.png )
75068

> Loading...
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No. 75073 ID: 4553b2

>>75068
They are getting their asses kicked.
>>
No. 75079 ID: f99b88

ANYONE REMEMBER HOW DO WE KILL IT?
>>
No. 75084 ID: 4553b2

>>75079
Shoot at it. A lot.
>>
No. 75091 ID: a1ac99

>>75084
In the mouth. With the fully charged bubbler to make things easy.

Because, really, it's the only thing with the density of fire to destroy all of his projectiles and get several shots through.
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