Steve is going to kick your fucking ass.

Go for it, man. Nothing bad could possibly happen.

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:16 No. 60651 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh you mean bidoof and skitty
i dunno

In b4 Skitty KILLS you.

That works too.

FUCK DAT POKEMON! You know you want to. It's a lot easier than beatin' all the gym leaders, and you gotta practice up for hotcrotch.

>>60651
Skitty doesn't look all that into Derp.

No no no. You need to get them drunk first and play Barry Moore.

I thought both Pokemon are female?

Unless...

The eyes, the EYES...

... Clive's an idiot. Maybe he'll be put out of his misery by a thankful Electrode

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:22 No. 60669 ID: fb5d8e
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OH YEAH THEYRE BOTH FEMALE
I AM SO STUPD

Ok, back to plan A on the crossbreeding.

WELL I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GET INVOLVED AFTER ALL THEN.

STUPID ARE YOU.

GO OUT AND FIGHT SHIT.

>>60657
Damn right! You don't wanna disappoint your lady-friend in bed, do ya?

Well you'll have to do then. But that is so nasty.. mmmm

>>60669
Get in that grass and fight stuff.

1. Find the Mystery Dungeon
2. Get turned into a Pokemon
3. Hot Skitty Action

This plan is foolproof.

>>60685
You do know that if he does that, he'll turn into a Wailord, right?

Clive!iJcSNX5yjE 2009/10/08(Thu)14:33 No. 60692 ID: fb5d8e
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alright well... if it's that important..

>"Let's do it, Skitty."

>>60691

Or worse.

A female Mew.

Look, who is to say whether a pokemon is a boy or a girl,aye? Just get bidoof in a tuxedo or something and BAM. Super beaver-things everywhere.

But enough mucking about. Have you forgot your goal of tapping dat parasol weilding ass? Get to a gym, posthaste!

Oh you murr. How can you be thinking of doing this? At least kiss first.

>>60692
Yeah, ok. Lets see where this goes.

>>60692
do not fuck the skitty
go fight stuff
make your brother proud

>>60692
Bah, mood is gone. Lets do the battle thing, THEN make hot passionate love.

Oh shit, the pokepolice got him.

>>60702
This is why you need to find the Mystery Dungeon first, I mean GAW.

>>60702
BAD END.

Finally, I got to see a quest end in failure!

GREAT, uh, SUCCESS?

Or actually maybe not so great, I don't know.

>>60702
Are you implying that pokemon are animals?

>>60714
They ARE animals. Fictional animals with super powers.

I am actually fully OK with this ending.

>>60715

What about the ones that are sentient?

I approve of this quest.

>>60719
Less bestiality, more xenophilia.

>>60719
then it moves into "is it still bestiality to fuck a nonpolymorphed dragon?" territory

>>60726
If it's sentient, sure.

Now you have to define sentience. Have fun with that boatload of drama...

>Load last save point

>>60863
Agreed.

This shit is amazing.

>This thread

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...D:

>>60767
The word you're looking for is sapience which is human level cognition and reasoning. The word you're using is sentience which is self-awareness. All animals are sentient, not all animals are sapient.

>>60891
Not quite true. Self-awareness is something that not all animals have. The most basic test is to plop one in front of a mirror and check to see if it reacts as if there's another animal there.

>>60892
I thought the test was to put something unusually on the animal's side, then place a mirror in front of it. If the animal positions itself to get a better look at the thing in the mirror, then they were sentient.

>>60892
Problem is that once they realize that it's not an animal, that doesn't work anymore. It's more that they don't understand the idea of a reflection.

For example, cats are moderately intelligent, occasionally pack hunters and relatively social animals. They jump at mirrors, but they only do it once or twice because they realize that it is a flat plane and not another animal.

Pokemantics.

>>60863
>Load last save point
We must win her HAND IN MARRIAGE.

NO BEASTIALITY THIS TIME GUYS. >:(