Your penis size doesn't look very impressive, compared to your body. Does it grow exponentially?

Apples 2014/09/28(Sun)13:06 No. 596273 ID: 53f127
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>>596267

Stop flirting with voices in your head and focus.

You don't have any supplies. No food, no water. Which puts you in a bad place if you can't find any.

There are also, apparently, hostiles in the area who will be following up on your crash site. You may not be close to the smoke plume, but you could be spotted if they do a search or flyover.

Get moving. Head for the settlement, and try to get under some kind of cover so you're not easily spotted from the air.

>forced modifications to symbolize equality
Geeze, that's perverse logic.

Well. First things first. Lets get looking for civilization. We seem to be in the middle of nowhere, we can't do our job in nowhere right?

Does your communicator device have any sort of radar, tracker, anything that can warn you of incoming hostiles?

>Gender: True Hermaphrodite
Does that mean you were born intersex, and did not need genetic modification for those purposes?
>Inventory: Penis
But what about the vagina?! Maybe you should have had some genetic modifications to fit the bill more properly--You're thinking with your testosterone more than your estrogen, when you should be thinking with both. Of course, you're also excluding your mammaries, which is... Unusual, for a person who thinks primarily with testosterone. What gives? Their size suggests decent Progesterone, Estrogen, and Prolactin rates.

Furthermore, what's FF protocol on ships that go MIA? Can you, and when, expect a search party?

Apples 2014/09/28(Sun)14:19 No. 596286 ID: 53f127
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>>596274

Apples 2014/09/28(Sun)14:21 No. 596289 ID: 53f127
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RE: >forced modifications to symbolize equality

>>596286
>storing firearms in your buttcrack

0/10 gun safety would not remove kebab aside

>>596277
You curse your worthless handheld computer's dependence on The Cloud to function properly. Without a functioning data link, it's nothing but an expensive calculator/notepad/portable a/v device. (With a functioning data link, it's a tracking device, personal radar, scanner and more!)
>>596279
>>596278
As you walk, you reflect on the four week journey from the nearest warp gate to this planet. Even if your superiors notice you missing right away, you'll still be here a while.
You also remember back to the Academy, where they taught you that, in Force parlance, a "True Hermaphrodite" is an organism with fully functioning intersex genitalia, as opposed to an organism born with intersex genitalia where all but one set is sterile.
Speaking of your other set of genitals, you have definitely not forgotten your vagina, you simply haven't listed it as a tool because, unlike your penis, which you received upon graduating Futa Force Academy, your vagina is the one you were born with and performs no magic except for the natural magic of childbirth.

>your vagina is the one you were born with and performs no magic except for the natural magic of childbirth.
Ah, and how natural are the boobs? I mean, I'm guessing they aren't plastic (that would be the dumbest thing ever, if you can get enhancements on the genetic level), but did the hormonal balance have to be enhanced to allow them to grow to that level, or did they reach that point without enhancement?

>>596290
Yeah inbetween the boobs is a way better place

>>596305
uwotm8, the only logical place for gun stashing is up the eponentially-expanding magic peehole.

>>596292
PRETTTY sure the modifications happen AFTER you grow up. aka post-puberty, hormones already had their way.

ANYWAY, i suggest while walking through the woods you find a sturdy branch and make it into a club. you want to save any ammo you have for the real nasties.

>>596308
What I'm saying is you can get hormonal injections to "encourage" growth. Almost forcing it, only there's a chance your body ignores the hormones anyways. No idea how that works, but I suppose that would be a good reason to go for plastic surgery, making it less stupid.
Also: I'm fairly certain it would be illegal to induce genetic modifications on minors, meaning she would have to get them well after puberty.

Apples 2014/09/28(Sun)17:29 No. 596325 ID: 53f127
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>>596292
As you walk through the forest, you pause to reflect on your boobs. Although they are the same size they were before you joined the force, they were affected by the same transformative process that changed every other cell in your body. Are they still "natural"?
Who's to say?

Apples 2014/09/28(Sun)17:32 No. 596326 ID: 53f127
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>>596309
You stop thinking about your boobs and select the sturdiest branch you can find. It's basically pine wood though so even the best one is still pretty springy.
"Stick" added to your inventory.

>>596326
Demonstrate superhuman ability by running and jumping and acrobatically owning this jungle on your way to the mystery camp.

A show of physical capability might make a good first impression on the locals.

>Using a stick
>not just dickslapping your way through swathes of enemies
shameful

>>596331
>A show of physical compatibility might make a good first impression on the locals.

>Although they are the same size they were before you joined the force
They're natural, then, in the way I was referring to. I don't care if your milk is magically extra-nutritious or something, I was asking about the size.

if you get lost remember you can always go up a tree for a look around.

That's kind of a slender stick, isn't it? It seems like it'd break in real combat.
With your augmented strength, You'd be better off finding a large, hefty rock that you can hold with both hands.

Apples -- you play Doodle or Die, correct?

>>596409
Correct

Apples 2014/09/29(Mon)20:26 No. 596490 ID: 53f127
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>>596406
Discarding the stick, you look around for a suitable rock.

Apples 2014/09/29(Mon)20:27 No. 596491 ID: 53f127
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There aren't any big ones in the immediate vicinity, but you find one that looks like it would do some damage if you chucked it at someone.

Apples 2014/09/29(Mon)20:29 No. 596493 ID: 53f127
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>>596349
>>596331
In a display of agility that would surely be impressive to the locals (if there were any around), you clamber to the top of a nearby tree.
From your heightened vantage point, you can see the smoke plume from your crash site. Preeeeety much your only frame of reference at the moment.

>>596491
Incidentally: "Rock" added to inventory. "Stick" discarded from inventory.

Walk towards the settlement until something noteworthy happens, I guess.

>[A rock that] would do some damage if you chucked it at someone
Rocks can also be used for melee! Bashing them and stuff. Crude, and kind of lethal, but possibly a better option than throwing away your only weapon, depending on the circumstances.

>Preeeeety much your only frame of reference at the moment.
Well, that and the mountain range. That'll still be there even after the smoke plume dissipates.

Keep going in the direction you thought the settlement was in.

Apples 2014/09/30(Tue)19:32 No. 596607 ID: 53f127
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>>596514
>>596501
It was a nice view, but you decide to climb back down and-

Apples 2014/09/30(Tue)19:33 No. 596608 ID: 53f127
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-HOLY SHIT THAT'S A GIANT BIRD!

Apples 2014/09/30(Tue)19:36 No. 596609 ID: 53f127
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A massive bird resembling an Earth crow (if it were the size of a personal aircraft) wheels overhead. It does a few circles of your ejector seat before starting to descend.

Apples 2014/09/30(Tue)19:38 No. 596610 ID: 53f127
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You can make out a human figure seated on the monstrous' bird's back. He appears to be steering it.

But how did he find you so quickly? That bird travels fast. If he were close enough to see you bail out, he would have been on top of you before you made it to the tree line. It's not like you were broadcasting your location...

Apples 2014/09/30(Tue)19:42 No. 596612 ID: 53f127
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Oh... right. The emergency beacon in your ejector seat. Right there between the first aid kit and the emergency rations that you also left behind.

Apples 2014/09/30(Tue)19:45 No. 596613 ID: 53f127
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The bird lands a few yards away from the ejector seat and its rider dismounts.
After a cursory inspection of the ejector seat, he removes a rod-like device from his belt and holds it in the direction of the seat. The rod blazes with a blinding light and within a few seconds the seat has been reduced to a fine ash. The dark stranger then repeats the process with the parachute, effectively leaving no trace of your landing (except you, of course)

so are you just forgetful or an idiot?

>>596615
Let's find out.

Hey, Prima, the best thing to do is clearly to climb halfway up a tree for concealment and then masturbate to relieve stress.

I can't think of any non evil reasons he would be hiding the evedence of a plane crash, also that wands power is pretty scary. So stay hidden and watch, see what direction he leaves in. My guess is that he is one of the rights abusers, we need to find the abused now. Preferably without ever being seen.

>beacon, first aid kit, mre, water
Man, it's so great we left all that behind. Just think, if we didn't have an open inventory slot, we wouldn't have been able to carry this sweet rock!

...

Well, we've confirmed a lack of useful supplies, and at least one hostile who wants you dead and who has the means to destroy evidence. If you're caught, no one will ever know you even crashed here.

Avoid contact and go check the shipwreck anyways!

Apples 2014/10/01(Wed)11:58 No. 596682 ID: 53f127
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>>596615
(click for animation)

Apples 2014/10/01(Wed)13:06 No. 596691 ID: 53f127
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>>596650
>>596657
You conceal yourself inside the tree and continue to watch the Dark Stranger...

Apples 2014/10/01(Wed)13:09 No. 596692 ID: 53f127
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>>596616
It HAS been pretty stressful...
(animated)

hmmmm..... thinking about it, how's your aim and power with that thing? could you hit someone in the eyes from 50 meters? if not then forget about it.

>>596694
50 meters is a stretch. Besides, he's got a helmet on.

>>596694
The guy COULD be a good dude who just doesn't want there to be evidence that anybody from the Futa Force arrived... I mean, if the people exploiting sentients found out you were here, they'd probably start causing all sorts of problems, don't you think? And if that guy were one of them, I'd think he'd be freaking out over not having found you already.

>>596713
Hope for the best, assume the worst. He's hostile until proven otherwise. Unless Prima's augmentations include being able to throw the rock or ejaculate hard enough to seriously injure the bird or the humanoid, stealth is our best chance. I'm betting on stealth.

>>596714
There's the stunner too, but I doubt that's enough to stop both him and the bird long enough to tie them up.

Try to impregnate yourself, they wouldn't kill a pregnant woman.

>>596729
Says who, plus it wouldnt show unless you wait like at least 2-3 months so that wouldnt help at all

>>596692
alright, so all of your extra gear has been turned to dust. it's fine, it isn't nightfall yet, but time is wasting. get to work punching a tree until a block comes out, we'll have you mining to the center of the planet in no time.

Apples 2014/10/02(Thu)17:20 No. 596856 ID: 53f127
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>>596714
As you watch and fap, you see the Dark Stranger wander around in the vicinity of your landing site. He appears to be examining the ground. After a few minutes, he stops, crouches low and runs his hand through the grass.

Apples 2014/10/02(Thu)17:25 No. 596858 ID: 53f127
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Suddenly excited, he leaps to his feet and dashes back towards his mount.

>>596729
>>596813

Meanwhile, you are nearing climax. Your fevered thoughts turn to the fantasy of impregnating yourself, but ultimately decide that would be a bad idea. Not to mention difficult considering you are currently on birth control.

Please explain the 'Magical' aspect of your penis in better detail, so we may use the info for....things and such. Battle plans, nothing suspicious.

Apples 2014/10/02(Thu)19:20 No. 596876 ID: 53f127
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>>596826

nice. but seriously, eyeshot this guy already

>>596879
Yeah, this. Show us what the magic is supposed to do. Unless it was metaphorical, I guess.

>>596877
because you don't want to cut that into 4 boards to make a workbench?

okay funny, but yeah, that guy may have gotten your trail.

>>596891
I must admit I'm curious as well,

Apples 2014/10/03(Fri)20:47 No. 597126 ID: 53f127
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>>596879
>>596891
>>596968
(animation)

>>597126
Oh god, this is either going to be awesome or hilarious.

>>597128
wait, didn't see that it was a .gif...anyway, COMMENCE EVASIVE PROCEDURES AND RETURN FIRE WITH CROTCH CANNON. (heh)

DODGE AND COUNTER ATTACK!

Oh yikes, did you forget that predator birds can accurately spot a prey 500m away.

Dear god please let it be like the contra spread gun. Get it in his eyes! (What am I doing with my life.)

Apples 2014/10/05(Sun)17:35 No. 597391 ID: 53f127
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>>597132
>>597139
>>597255
(animation)

Adding insult to injury: pretty sure you landed dick first, there.

...actually that's adding injury to insult. Or injury to more injury. Whatever.

get up and run

Grab that stunner from your ass before you accidentally stun yourself. Then run, making use of that Stunner if necessary.

>>597391
Wow, dat skillshot. Anyway, if you are still conscious...running seems like a good idea.

Bullseye! Or... Birdseye! I doubt he will ever see anything that isn't a shade of white ever again. Check on magical junk and see if it is undamaged from the fall. Proceed to GTFO.

Apples 2014/10/06(Mon)18:33 No. 597546 ID: 53f127
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>>597435
You rise shakily to your feet, still dazed from your fall. Luckily, your voluminous blonde curls protected you from further injury.
You draw your stunner with one hand and check your junk with the other. Though tender, everything appears to be intact.

Apples 2014/10/06(Mon)18:34 No. 597547 ID: 53f127
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SKREEEEAWWWWW!!!!

Well, let's see if the stunner can get us off the rails.

>>597547
Is that a dick-tongue!?...uh...either stun or dodge.

apply stunner to its tongue.

Blast it right in its open mouth!

Let it catch you and try not to fall

Apples 2014/10/08(Wed)19:17 No. 597731 ID: 53f127
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>>597556
>>597555
>>597555
You fire your stunner in desperation, striking the enormous bird directly in the back of the throat.
The effect of the energy burst is apparent instantly. The monstrous avian spasms uncontrollably for a split second before going completely limp.

Great, now get the hell out of the way before it lands on you.

Be ready to shoot the rider.

Good you beat it with your reflex. I never thought you could! The shit is gonna fall on you so time to get out of the way with those lighning reflexes.

Oh right, there's a favicon up for approval in the favicon thread over in questdis. Also some fanart I did of Prima over in the fanart thread, same board.
Quick, search for the rider! We gotta catch and interrogate him!

Apples 2014/10/11(Sat)14:07 No. 597907 ID: 53f127
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>>597760
>>597736
With a thunderous cacophany of snapping branches, the huge bird breaks through the canopy and crashes to the ground. You barely manage to roll out of the way in time.

Get up and disarm the rider quick, in case the fall doesn't incapacitate him. Dude's got a disintegration ray, and that'll smart if he uses it.

Apples 2014/10/11(Sat)14:13 No. 597909 ID: 53f127
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Unfortunately for the Dark Rider, he is not able to unstrap himself in time. The sickening crack of bone mingles with the splintering of wood as both the saddle and the Rider's leg are crushed beneath the weight of the monstrous bird.

The Dark Rider cries out in agony.

Remove the riders helm

get the rod like device they used to destroy your chair first. that thing looked dangerous. and while you are at it, frisk them for other weapons. then help them out from under the bird. and unless it gives you super strength to have it out, i suggest you tuck your dick back in, would probably make it more awkward to have a conversation with it hanging out.

Reveal your assailants identity! Who knows, they could be hot~

Apples 2014/10/11(Sat)20:47 No. 597945 ID: 53f127
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>>597917
>>597908
Ignoring the Dark Rider's cries of agony, you frisk him. You quickly locate the rod weapon he used earlier to disintegrate your ejector seat and emergency supplies. You also remove a small dagger made of what appears to be tough ceramic.
As you continue to search him, the Dark Rider reaches up with a trembling hand and, in a voice muffled by his helmet begs "Help me, please! My leg! Aaaaagh!"

Show mercy, offer first aid.

Interrogate him as you go, though. Who is he, why were you shot down, why did he disintegrate your stuff.

>>597949
You gotta get this honking great bird off of him before you can do first aid.

Bird+rider are injured and not much of a threat anymore. Make camp for the night. Get some info out of him, but don't be a total jerk--you're even after shooting him down! Patch him up, keep him warm, etc.

I'm sorry but interrogate first, remove him from what keeps him down later. After info then we give him first aid.

it seems that helping them could lead to a misunderstanding on their part. see what the poor bastard has to say

Apples 2014/10/12(Sun)05:56 No. 597982 ID: 53f127
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"I'll get this bird off your leg when you tell me who you are and why you attacked me!" you huff.
"A-attacked you?" the Dark Rider exclaims. "I'm here to rescue you! I p-picked up your beacon on my badge!"

Then why erase the evidence? It wouldn't matter for the locals, so who do you work for exactly? If you were really here to rescue, why did you sneak up on where I was hiding instead of calling out to me?

Apples 2014/10/12(Sun)07:43 No. 597987 ID: 53f127
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>Then why erase the evidence? It wouldn't matter for the locals, so who do you work for exactly? If you were really here to rescue, why did you sneak up on where I was hiding instead of calling out to me?
"I-I didn't know where you were. I was looking for you when I lost control of Crowkor and crashed into that tree! P-please, my leg ahhh!" the Dark rider groans again in agony.

"My badge will explain everything. It's in my tunic, I'm a friend, please!" he pleads.

He's given you an answer. Don't know if it's right, but he answered. Apply first aid, then check badge.

"well then do you have a first aid kit somewhere? cause YOU DESTROYED mine"

Don't be hasty. He's giving answers, but not exactly answering your questions.
Check his badge first, BEFORE helping him.

Badge is probably a trap, don't go for it. Stun gun him first. Also make sure to remove his helmet at some point.

Apples 2014/10/12(Sun)12:22 No. 598013 ID: 53f127
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>>598009
This is a good idea. You reach into his tunic and feel around. You draw out a badge that's been affixed to a lanyard around the Dark Rider's neck. You recognize it as the badge carried by members of the Junior Futa Force Auxiliary. You carried one yourself in your heady youth of building birdhouses and selling cookies door to door.
Taking a second look at the dark rider, you realize that the shoulder belt you originally took to be some sort of bandolier or baldric is actually the same sash worn by members of the JFFA, albeit one without any merit badges. You still have yours stashed away somewhere in your apartment back on Earth.

Back to the badge, you recognize it as one of the old-model computerized versions with built in navigation system, beacon tracker and Junior FFA guidebook. Despite being years obsolete, it is ironically more useful than your handheld computer by virtue of the fact that it doesn't need a cloud connection to function.

>Badge is probably a trap, don't go for it. Stun gun him first. Also make sure to remove his helmet at some point.

Too late. Luckily things worked out alright.

well what are you waiting for, help them out from under the crow, try not to move the broken leg around too much

Might as well help them out from under the bird and give them first aid then, but remove their helmet and make a note to check their primary sexual characteristics later, to make sure this IS actually their stuff and not something they just looted off someone.

So not only did you lose your ship, but you took out your own backup. And your backup destroyed your emergency supplies. Good game, team.

Get to treating his injuries, already.

Apples 2014/10/12(Sun)13:04 No. 598018 ID: 53f127
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>>598016
>>598015
>>598017
Ignoring how stupid you feel, you turn your augmented strength to lifting "Crowtor" off the Dark Rider. Being a bird and all, it's lighter than it looks.
With the pressure off his leg, the Dark Rider is able to unstrap and drag himself clear.

Just make sure you don't fall for a sucker-trap, like letting him grab the stunner off your ass.

There's always the chance he went bad, or he took the badge off a previous victim. I mean, he might be legit, but the disintegration bit really doesn't fit, still.

Disintegrating the bird becomes an attracting concept. First ask how far is his camp or whatever.

Apples 2014/10/12(Sun)17:38 No. 598037 ID: 53f127
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>Apply First Aid
As a member of the Futa Force, you are well-trained in advanced first aid techniques, and easily improvise a splint from the remains of the Dark Rider's saddle and his seatbelts.
>Remove his helmet
You've put it off long enough, time to get a look at this guy...

Apples 2014/10/12(Sun)17:44 No. 598038 ID: 53f127
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You remove the Dark Rider's helmet to reveal the fresh face of a wide-eyed youth. He looks a little shaken up.
He gazes at you with a mixture of awe and trepidation.

Apples 2014/10/12(Sun)17:46 No. 598039 ID: 53f127
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(Animation)

Note, this is not a cartoon indication of physical arousal. This is a serious problem resulting from your earlier fall from the top of a tall tree

Apply first aid to face.

Then ask the double-elf (twice the pointy ears!) there why if he was coming to help he disintegrated your stuff. You thought he was trying to cover up evidence you had ever been there!

>"Double Elf"

Since you brought it up, you recognize the youth to be a member of a race called Georginans. You recall they are native to a planet in this sector.
There are many Georginans currently serving in the Futa Force.

dont get a boner and plug your nose with hair dealies

Maybe you should put tampons up your nose. that looks painful

>>598039
You broke your nose. Might want to fix that.

Apples 2014/10/13(Mon)13:19 No. 598141 ID: 53f127
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>>598041
>>598044
>>598078
>>598137
You reflexively jump to your feet and try to staunch the tide of blood from your nose. Your first aid options are pretty limited and all your tampons went down with your ship, so you make the most of your limited options...

Apples 2014/10/13(Mon)13:20 No. 598142 ID: 53f127
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You turn back to the youth.
"Sorry about that."

Apples 2014/10/13(Mon)13:21 No. 598143 ID: 53f127
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"Hm?"

>Reveal blue moustache to new ally

He seems distressed by something.

Apples 2014/10/13(Mon)13:27 No. 598147 ID: 53f127
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(animated)
"Heh heh... Whoops"
It seems that, in all the commotion, you forgot to put your junk away. Even flaccid, it's still pretty imposing. The youth blushes and looks away as you adjust yourself.

Clearly, you need to carry him to his domicile and express an interest in having fun with him.

Names are always a nice thing to know. Exchange names now!

Apples 2014/10/13(Mon)14:02 No. 598153 ID: 53f127
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>>598151
"So, what's your name, kid?"

Apples 2014/10/13(Mon)14:03 No. 598154 ID: 53f127
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"F-felix, m'am..."

Apples 2014/10/13(Mon)14:07 No. 598156 ID: 53f127
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"Nice to meet you, Felix"

>>598153
>>598154
>>598156
try the Icons board, lets you upload small pictures that you can then input such as you can upload prima.png and then put in :PRIMA: on any post and a little picture of prima will replace it when you psot, so you can type up
:prima: blah blah
:felex: blah bluh
:prima: bluh blah blah

okay, now let's get to the meaty questions. hold up the staff thing and ask what the deal with it is.

>>598162
Thanks for the tip!

>>598154
Maybe we should ask if he has any tissues, Because that blood is probably going to be a bitch to clean out of your hair.

"My name is Prima, by the way."


"Nice to meet you, m-miss Prima..."


"So what's the deal with you disintegrating all my stuff?"


"I'm sorry ma'm. I wanted them to think you were dead."


"Them?"


"Whoever shot you down. I-I don't know who they are, but the only people with the power to attack a spaceship like that are in the Silver City..."

well, help him stand and assist in checking over his bird. if it can still fly and was only dazed then we are good.

also explain the finer points of looting. you were kind of out of it from the crash so you left the stuff on the seat, he could of taken the useful bits first. that medkit would come in mighty handy even without this recent injury.

"I kind of wish you hadn't destroyed my medkit and survival rations, though..."


"I-I did?"


"Yeah they were attached to my ejector seat."


"Oh! I'm sorry... I guess I should have checked. I was just in such a hurry in case the bad guys were close behind."


"It's okay but I could have really used that gear right about now."


"..."


"If that stuff was important why didn't you take it with you?"

Apples 2014/10/15(Wed)16:55 No. 598483 ID: 53f127
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"..."

so you were kinda frazzled by the ejection. and first thought to get out of sight in case someone saw you.

>>598482
We maaaay have a concussion, as our logic isn't at it's best...

"Stupid ship broke down."

we should probably keep a look out for baddies, see if the birds ok

Check on the bird. Ask for Felix's help making sure it doesn't freak out after it wakes up, since you shot it twice.

>>598484
Frazzled by the ejaculation, you say?

Apples 2014/10/29(Wed)21:48 No. 599795 ID: 62fc63
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As you fumble for excuses as to why you didn't think to retrieve your emergency gear before striking out, you are interrupted by a thunderous "boom!" from the sky above.

Apples 2014/10/29(Wed)21:51 No. 599796 ID: 62fc63
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The first boom is quickly followed by a second. Looking up through the trees, you make out two fast moving aircraft streaking overhead. You don't need a compass to know where they're heading.
A minute later you feel, rather than hear, the throaty rumble of distant explosions emanating from the other side of the mountain range.

Okay, it looks like whoever shot me down just called in an airstrike on my crashed ship.

...we should probably get a move on before they have a chance to find us.

yes, move before they use any sophisticated scanners.

>>599796
So is there any way to wake the bird up faster?

Apples 2014/11/02(Sun)06:36 No. 600174 ID: 53f127
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>>598816
>>598817
>>599845
[ANIMATION]

This weaponry is far better than Zyklon B.

>>600174
Prima was adorable!

And that one small blip that appears on the page about sleeping was over too fast to catch. It is visible for a fraction of a second under the other text before the next page comes.

So… The bird is just asleep?
>Wake it up.

So we can shoot ourself if we want good dreams. Kay.

Kind of left out important relevant information, though. Like how long the effect lasts, or how difficult it is to wake someone up early (presumably it must force you to stay asleep for a while, otherwise the battle field could wake the target back up almost immediately. Battles are loud!), or if there's a reverse setting.

hrmmm, interesting. so we got to wait it out?

"*Caution, the 'sweet dreams' feature is not effective against avian targets."

Let's be very careful about waking up the bird.

So let your new friend wake the bird. It's his steed.

Apples 2014/11/02(Sun)16:37 No. 600243 ID: 53f127
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>Wake up the bird
Thanks to Zycon Arms, you're full of confidence in your own safety as you go to wake up Crowkor.

Apples 2014/11/02(Sun)16:39 No. 600244 ID: 53f127
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>>600198
Thinking better of it, you decide a measure of caution may be in order after all.

Apples 2014/11/02(Sun)16:40 No. 600245 ID: 53f127
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>>600208

ROLL TO YOUR RIGHT! get behind a tree.

>>600246
Stop screaming. It's blind in its right eye and birds generally can't smell worth a shit. Move diagonally left and back. Do not make noise while you do so.

See if threatening to blind its left eye will shut it up. From a safer position of course.

In case your lightning reflexes are on cooldown pull out the crowkors tongue. it won't bite its own tongue right?

>>600246
Just like, hold its beak so it can't bite you. No need for violence.

>>600304
>>600314
I fear what would happen to you two if you ever tried going outside.

Apples 2014/11/03(Mon)20:16 No. 600330 ID: 53f127
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Your lightning reflexes are working just fine, thank you. You manage to evade the bird's razor sharp beak and duck behind a nearby tree to prepare your counterattack.
Speaking of cooldown periods though:
"Comeoncomeoncomeon..."

uhh, maybe give felix a chance to talk it down first.

Yeah, that's not at all what I meant by "Let Felix wake the bird". Next time you knock out and repeatedly abuse someone's steed -- keep your distance while it revives.

For motivation think of it being Felix stroking you with an intense look on his face.

Also reload the stun gun just in case.

Stop that, you incompetent. Get away and let Felix handle his own fucking steed. It's supposed to be on your side, and if you blind it it'll become another liability, and Felix can't afford to handle two of those.

quickly, look for shiny pebbles or metal that you can throw to distract he fowl

Tell Felix to calm down his bird. Then look at his butt while he's busy.

Apples 2014/11/07(Fri)18:56 No. 600707 ID: 53f127
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>>600366
Oh yeah, shit's heating up now. Picturing Felix jerking you off with an intense look on his face proves to be a major turn-on!

Apples 2014/11/07(Fri)18:57 No. 600708 ID: 53f127
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>Stop that, you incompetent!

Apples 2014/11/07(Fri)19:04 No. 600715 ID: 53f127
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>>600377
Thinking quickly, you huck the shiniest object you possess at the hateful bird: your handheld communicator.
The communicator bounces off Crowkor's only working eye then shatters its screen on contact with the ground.

Crowkor thrashes around for a bit before regaining his wherewithal, then comes after you in earnest. He's about to pounce when suddenly:

Apples 2014/11/07(Fri)19:07 No. 600719 ID: 53f127
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"Crowkor, stop!" Felix shouts. "What are you doing? She's a friend!"

Apples 2014/11/07(Fri)19:13 No. 600723 ID: 53f127
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Crowkor raises his head, exposing for the first time the underside of his collar, where a large crystal is affixed.
"A friend!?" Crowkor exclaims. "Did you see what she did to my eye? She deserves to die for this dishonor!"
You hear the words in your head, rather than with your ears. Coming as you do from an advanced technological society, you recognize it instantly as some variety of telepathic translation crystal, albeit a somewhat cheap one. There's a distinct background noise of squawking as Crowkor's untranslated thoughts leak into the audio stream.

Felix notices the jizz in Crowkor's eye for the first time.
"..."
He turns to you
"You did this?"

state that from your side it looked like crowkor stated it. you were in the tree and they swooped down at you, so you defended yourself.

Listen there have been some mistakes made here.

I will apologize for the eye though. It was presumed self defense in the heat of the moment.

Apologize to Crowkor, apologize to Felix, apologize to God, apologize to your mama, she didn't raise you to be this way, guilt trip yourself out loud and beat yourself down. No one will want to be mad at you if you are mad at yourself. :D

Mention that you were still shot down, issues were had and you were in "Survivor mode" where anything that looked unfriendly was to be treated with caution, the bird looked to be attacking you and you proceeded to deal with it in a fashion to attempt to take it down without harming it.

Apples 2014/11/08(Sat)08:27 No. 600775 ID: 53f127
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>>600731
>>600746
>>600770
"Listen, bub: it's called 'Survivor Mode.' When things get tough, you gotta act first and ask questions later. I just crash-landed on a hostile planet. I see a bigass bird comin' my way, I'm gonna take it down without a second thought. I don't owe nobody no apologies for that..."

Apples 2014/11/08(Sat)08:27 No. 600776 ID: 53f127
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So cool! <3

"Unbelievable..."

>>600775
That said, maybe tell the bird if you'd known he was a friendly you wouldn't have shot him.

Ask felix how old he is

Offer a truce to the bird, were allies now and all that.

Apples 2014/11/08(Sat)15:53 No. 600804 ID: 53f127
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You're so preoccupied with looking cool that you're caught off guard when Crowkor lashes out and snaps you up by the seat of your singlet, giving you a monster wedgie in the process.
"Honor demands that I eat you now," he growls.

Apples 2014/11/08(Sat)15:55 No. 600805 ID: 53f127
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"Crowkor stop this at once!" shouts Felix. "She's the one we came to rescue!"

"This creature has ejaculated in my eye! Among my people, this act is known as 'bukkake' and it is the gravest insult possible! If I do not kill and eat her now, I bring shame not only on myself, but my ancestors as well!"


"Crowkor, please! I'm sure she didn't mean it as an insult! She's a member of the Futa Force! One of the most honorable, heroic, bravest--

Apples 2014/11/08(Sat)16:16 No. 600809 ID: 53f127
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>>600762
>>600786
You interrupt Felix with a litany of blubbering apologies.
"P-buh-buh-buh-bbblease don't eat me! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I'll never do it again! It was an accident! I thought you were bad guys!I've been having a bad day! Please don't eat meheheeeeee!" you sob.

>Honor demands that I eat you now
...does honor say anything about not coughing her up later? Because than you could satisfy your honor and your mission of not killing the dummy you came to rescue at the same time.

Try to convince him that monster wedgies are the gravest insult in the futa force and therefore the two of you are even now.

>>600820
Spin some bullshit back story about how wedgies traumatized you as a little kid and how devestated you are and how you swore you would never get wedgied again.

Bonus points if you make it sound believable.

Hey, wait a minute

Ask felix why his steed is sentient ! >:O?

>>600832
Double bonus points if you imply it's secretly your fetish.

>>600809
Would an acceptable substitute be him returning the insult to Prima?

>>600863
Make a sandwich together. Bird on top, Prima in the middle, Felix on the bottom.

Apples 2014/11/09(Sun)06:27 No. 600891 ID: 53f127
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>>600832
>>600837
[Animated]
You quickly compose yourself.
"Sorry about that. It's just... When I was just a girl on the cusp of womanhood, I received a monster wedgie like this one. It hurt but... something awakened inside me. Ever since, whenever I receive a wedgie I feel... oooh..."

Apples 2014/11/09(Sun)06:34 No. 600892 ID: 53f127
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Crowkor falters.
"To give sexual pleasure to an enemy..." the crystal quickly cuts off. Apparently that particular thought was not meant to be expressed aloud.

Play it up Prima, make him think he's still giving you pleasure.

Crowkor doesn't need to feel ashamed of his emotions. Tell him if he lets you down you get talk him through these confusing feelings

But you're not the enemy, are you?

Keep going. Tell him you're almost there and he shouldn't stop with the wedgie.

Keep going for the 3x combo to fill up your super meter!

Apples 2014/11/09(Sun)14:17 No. 600989 ID: 53f127
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>>600895
>>600920
>>600925
[Animated]
Realizing that Crowkor's embarrassment may be the key to your escape, you begin to moan and writhe ecstatically.
"B-but that's not what has me so hot right now," you moan. "You see, my real fetish is..."

Apples 2014/11/09(Sun)14:18 No. 600991 ID: 53f127
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"...VORE."

FINISH HIM

Give him a detailed description of how you are going to jizz yourself silly while getting sucked down his throat.

That should finish him off.

>>601009
It might even finish Prima off.

>>601009
Plead mockingly for him to not eat you. While shaking your butt.

Apples 2014/11/09(Sun)18:31 No. 601044 ID: 53f127
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>>601004

Apples 2014/11/09(Sun)18:36 No. 601046 ID: 53f127
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>>600896
>>601009
>>601014
[Animated]
"The thought of you scooping me up in your craw and gulping me down your throat. Devouring me. It would be the ultimate pleasure! Don't hide from your feelings, Crowkor, you want this as much as I do! Oh.... ohhhhnnn! Do you need me to struggle?"
You wiggle your butt provocatively.
"Please don't eat me, giant monster crow! Ohhh, if you ate me I'd... I'd..."

Apples 2014/11/09(Sun)18:37 No. 601047 ID: 53f127
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"Ohhhhhh! YESSSSSSSS!"

Apples 2014/11/09(Sun)18:39 No. 601049 ID: 53f127
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"Yehehehesssssss!"

Apples 2014/11/09(Sun)18:39 No. 601050 ID: 53f127
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[Animated]

>>601050
Did the bird pass out? Clean the jizz off him so that you don't have to worry about the grump attacking you again when he wakes up.

...or maybe you should just set out on your own. I mean, even if it would be super awkward now for Crowkor to eat you now, he probably won't give you a ride.

Also tell poor Felix you were faking all that to get away from Crowkor.

Now turn to Felix and proudly explain that THAT is how a member of the FF nonlethally takes down a creature several times larger than oneself hellbent on eating them.

...did the knock him out again? So much for our ride out of here.

Also, I think you're going to die of dehydration before the baddies get you, at this rate.

"...If you ever tell him I was faking to make him let go you're taking the entire package dry."

>>601192
Let's not THREATEN Felix, I'm sure he's seen enough to bother him already. How about offering a similar (nicer) treatment if he helps you?

>>601200
Good point. Just ask him to promise not to tell the bird you were faking. Good thing you were about prepped to go anyway.

KO

The super meter needs to be a reoccurring thing in this quest. >:D

Casually stroll up to Felix like "That's how its done kid."

Apples 2014/11/10(Mon)08:22 No. 601226 ID: 53f127
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First things first.

Apples 2014/11/10(Mon)08:23 No. 601227 ID: 53f127
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How will you spend your new ability point?

Battering ram!

Grappling line will be very useful, so get the battering ram.

I feel sorry for Felix's future walking abilities even as I vote for the battering ram dick.

Bolos! We need a capturing technique after our inability to deal with...our allies.

Bolos are awesome, so i vote those.

>>601227
Battering ram all the way.

>>601232
It's a sacrifice he'll have to make for the team

Battering Ram!

Bolos
Defense>Attack

choose bolos!

>choose JIZZTECH

>>601227
battering ram, to better smash crappers across the universe.

Battering ram!

I think we can do plenty of damage already. Imagine how much easier this situation would have been with bolos!
.....
I vote to get the BATTERING RAM

Save up your points for that ass tree

With battering ram our dick becomes a weapon! we must!

Apples 2014/11/13(Thu)18:54 No. 602150 ID: 53f127
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Plonk!

Apples 2014/11/13(Thu)18:57 No. 602151 ID: 53f127
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Congratulations! You escaped certain death and it only cost you some of your dignity.

Apples 2014/11/13(Thu)18:58 No. 602153 ID: 53f127
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Not to mention you acquired the power of...

Apples 2014/11/13(Thu)18:58 No. 602154 ID: 53f127
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BATTERING RAM DICK!!!

Apples 2014/11/13(Thu)18:59 No. 602155 ID: 53f127
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Right in the kisser...

Apples 2014/11/13(Thu)18:59 No. 602156 ID: 53f127
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"Oh holy hell, what's happening now?"

Apples 2014/11/13(Thu)19:00 No. 602157 ID: 53f127
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"Yeeek!"

Apples 2014/11/13(Thu)19:02 No. 602158 ID: 53f127
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You have now been thoroughly humiliated...
0/100 Dignity Points remaining.

Apples 2014/11/13(Thu)19:04 No. 602159 ID: 53f127
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"Ohmigosh! Are you okay!?"

Well, our nose is busted, out jaw is sore, we almost got eaten by a bird, and now we're naked. All in all, could probably be worse.
There a stream nearby to wash up in? Things are starting to get sticky.

Insinuate your body will only return to its neutral state if Felix climbs inside that battering ram dick of yours, which you need him to do or you wont be able to put your suit back on and wont be able to get to safety naked.

Can you maybe... just... turn off the ability until you need it?

>>602174
yeah, that thing is impossible to conceal without quantum hammerspace tech or something!

You're as fine as you can be after having singlehandedly and nonlethally taken down an opponent several times your size.
That said, you could use a little R&R. Ask if he knows anywhere the two of you could hide out, clean up, and replenish your energy.

>You escaped certain death and it only cost you some [all] of your dignity, [and then some].
Fixt.

...seriously, can we stop dicking around now and leave before enemy planes come and bomb us to shit? Someone's going to notice those fountains of jizz above the trees, eventually.

If you can tuck away that beast do so.

If not, ask Felix to help take care of it.

Apples 2014/11/15(Sat)11:50 No. 602472 ID: 53f127
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>>602174
>>602204
>>602260
You return your penis to its default size. The excess matter is absorbed back into the elaborate hyperspace machinery that powers your abilities.
"Yeah, I'm fine," you answer as you wipe yourself down as best you can. "I just..."

Apples 2014/11/15(Sat)11:51 No. 602473 ID: 53f127
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"...oh. You were talking to the bird."

"Crowkor!" Felix calls, hopping over on his good leg before dropping to his knees next to his fallen companion. "Answer me, buddy!"

Crowkor will be fine, Felix. He's just a bit paralyzed because of how much I had to skeeve him out to get him to not, you know, EAT ME. Let's find a stream, I feel everyone here would benefit from a solid dunk.

"M-master Lalathanusczek... Is that you? It's so dark..."


"It's not dark. You still have jizz in your eye..."


He scoops your spunk off Crowkor's eye, wiping it clear.


"Ultimate dishonor..."


"You're fine."


"No, master, I am not. This is the end for me. I have failed to devour my Bukkakekon and brought an sworn enemy to climax. My only option now is... Kakroka L'aa..."


The crystal pipes up in a mechanical voice.
<<Kakroka L'aa, direct translation: ritual suicide. Nuances: soul cleansing, spiritual challenge, redemption struggle.>>


"Don't be silly!"


Crowkor shakes his head.


"Master Lalathanusczek, you must be my Kakroka r'eeaww." <<Guide, assistant, minister, companion>>


Felix closes his eyes solemnly.
"As you wish, old friend..."


"But, as your Kakroka r'eeaww, I invoke my right of Last Favors, and ask that you carry Prima and me to the village on the other side of the forest before you begin your Kakroka L'aa."


Crowkor thrashes angrily.
"Never! I will never carry her! If I get her in my claws I will crush her into pulp, I will dash her skull against the ground, I'll-"


"If you do not do this, I will not be your Kakroka r'eeaww."


"..."


"I will carry her as far as the nearest village and no further."


"That's all I ask, friend."


Crowkor closes his eyes and sighs.

>>602484
Oh my god Prima you drove him to suicide, you horrible horrible person.

...I don't suppose there's some kind of redemption cleansing ritual we could invoke? Like, uh, if it's only shameful because we were an enemy, we could prove ourself not to be an enemy? Or we could go on a quest for absolution or something?

this is something you need to fix, as a priority. what kind of embodiment of unity and compassion would you be if your actions led to ritual suicides?
check the guidebook, either by memory, or with felix's badge to see if there is anything you can do to alleviate crowkor's dishonouring. if there isn't anything in there, ask felix as well.

when we get to the village stun him again and tie him up while hes out.

Use reverse psychology

>>602484
Is there no clause in the case of accidential bukkake? Or any way for him not to consider Prima his enemy, which would mean he didn't drive an enemy to orgasm but rather a neutral party or a reluctant ally?

Well shit. the birds suicidal. Im not sure apologizing might help.

You know, you could point out that you've kind of not only been bukaked, but freakin' battering rammed now as well. Maybe having brought yourself to "dishornor" will "rehonor" him.

Apples 2014/11/17(Mon)18:03 No. 603296 ID: 53f127
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Before you know what's happening, you are snatched up in Crowkor's powerful claws and borne aloft!
Oops, there goes your quasi futuristic bathing suit!

...It's probably for the best. That thing was Ionic-vibroclean only.

Not that you're thinking about that right now. All you care about is how high and how cold you are.

Apples 2014/11/17(Mon)18:04 No. 603297 ID: 53f127
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Felix, meanwhile, rides bareback, clinging to his faithful steed for dear life.
He had the wherewithal to grab your stunner before mounting up. He didn't grab your communicator though.