2/2 Story Seeker 2014/09/14(Sun)13:06 No. 594094 ID: d470e9
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>"Even if I am a Fallen Paladin - "
"You are a Fallen Paladin-In-Training."
>"... that sounds far less... significant."
"It is."
>"As cold as your waking form, Zirkala. Anyways! What silver-lining his words must have had to have me engage in such copious acts between a kobold I could fit in my palm, and a Lich!"
"He didn't. He tried, then I walked by the door without my clothes, and you agreed immediately. That is problematic. You are also... not much of a lizardman in the bed."
>"... harsh, even for you."
"Don't be so insecure. I said you weren't like the typical lizardman, not that you were bad. I mean you were gentle and rather considerate. No matter how many times I told you this body was rather disposable."
>"Yes, and I requested that you not... put it like that."
"Was that what is considered gentle among lizards?"
"Yes." replies Zirkala. "But enough on that. I have a task for the both of you."
"Ah, but I was hoping to tour Muo's cave! Is it pressing?"
"It is. A couple day's walk from Muo's town, there is a secluded Lizardman fortress on the desert side of a mountain range. They worship Order and Justice - enough so that they have a relic with considerable power. It has the capacity to do various things, the thing I am interested in is removing Chaos magic. I've received a report that that portal in Muo's cave is unstable and finite, as Chaos magic often is. So, we want a cost effective way to turn it into a more stable, permanent portal. In short, it's a simple mission, go in, get the relic, get out. Of course, its a sizeable fortress, and we'd rather not have any holy missions on our hands, so... do so without them noticing. Story Seeker, I expect you to fit in just fine with the local kobold slave population, as Kexluk's slave."
>"This seems an ill match, honestly, Zirkala!" says Kexluk. "Order and Justice? To have me on a mission of such opposing ideals for me is cruel at best."
"I think you will find that it will be a positive experience for you, Kexluk. And Story Seeker as well. I am not sending you two because you are the best, I am sending you both because you have much to learn. Frankly, if this were absolutely necessary, I would simply send in Springfoot now and have it back by tonight rather than an expected 6 days. Ah, yes, two days for each way to the fort, and only spend a maximum of three days there. The portal is expected to last 7 days."

>To have me on a mission of such opposing ideals for me is cruel at best.
Ah, but we are not opposing the ideals of order and justice! Quite the contrary, we are adopting those ideals for use in this and Muo's cavern--namely, turning the portal from a chaotic object into an orderly one!
Yes, I suppose taking the object from them does not fall into the subject of order, but it is for a just cause, and as such, retrieving it is a form of justice. We will not be stealing it permanently, Zirkala, will we? Just a short term borrowing to stabilize the portal?

You know Zirkala, having Springfoot along might not be a bad idea. Wouldn't mind having a teacher in the field if she doesn't. Might be an interesting challenge for her to handicap herself and be all sorts of fun.
I'd like to see her in the field anyway.

>fallen paladin
>in bed with a lich
Wow. You two corrupted him fast.

Also, first 3-way with a dude. Another check mark for SS. (And another chest day image made canon).

>opposing order and justice is just cruel
Bardic pep talk time.

Well, we're not opposing their ideals, we're removing them of one possession. It would only really hurt them if the forces of chaos made some kind of concentrated effort against them and they were now unable to respond. Which probably wouldn't happen, doesn't sound much like Tom, really. And really, if we bring the artifact to where it can actually impose order near the home of a chaos mage, we're serving the ideal of order aren't we?

And if we're using their keeping people as slaves against them, well that sure seems like justice to me!

Anyways, let's see about getting our gear and supplies ready for a trip. And figuring out what we're using for transportation.

You two should have a great time. You can help sand some of Kexluk's rough edges off and he can teach you some of his tricks.

Plus you have not had the chance to make any good guy friends. Should be a lot of fun.

Might want to see about getting some slave garb for your disguise before you leave. While you will probably end up with some cheap clothes and a basic collar see if Zikala has some crazy leather slave outfits that you can embarrass the big guy with.

Also will have to spend part of the trip making sure you can both stay in character. Figure out what type of slave you want to be and make sure he keeps his story straight.

>>594094
...how would Springfoot get there and back in less than a day? Maybe we should try to cut down on the travel time too, to give us more wiggle room.

How would we return the relic afterwards- or are we supposed to replace it with a fake of some sort? There is bound to be a considerable amount of security, so taking it without them noticing... I am not sure how to accomplish this at all.

In terms of disguises, you could also go the route of begging Morgana for illusions. You should probably hang out with her more often anyway. Might want to leave Kexluk behind though. Dunno if he'd approve of a dragon (drake) extorting wealth from cave denizens.

>>594102
Nope. Morganna's illusions won't last for a whole week's worth of time, so that's a bad idea.

Oh, since you still don't know what the mermaid scale is for, ask Zirkala what it does!

>>594104

Rats. Forgot about that. Ask Morgana to come along adventuring? I'm sure there's plenty to steal in the lizardman fortress. They're probably all jerks anyway.

Maybe the lesson the mission's supposed to teach Kexluk is that Order and Justice's proponents can take things too far and be evil too? That, or the village is full of sexy and dangerous temptations both S.S. and Kexluk need to learn how to keep away from.

I don't think we need to bring illusions into this. This is a mission of wits and cleverness!

And tricky bardic magic (sound manipulation can be used for sneaking or spying, and there's always escape bedroom), and slime transformation (ooze right into the vault or whatever, past bars or a small entrance). Plus, we don't even know half of the tricks our bro might have to bring to the table.

>>594107

I dunno, Kexluk's lack of sexual control isn't that much worse than S.S's. Someone with a bit of sanity/self control could help to keep them out of trouble in case the charm offensive doesn't work.

>>594110
Who else does S.S. know that has sanity and self control?

>>594113

Well, he knows Morgana, that gnoll guy, naga queen, goblin queen, ... Good point.

Then again, Morgana's overwhelming greed could help keep S.S. over control.

Gnoll guy probably won't want to go, and naga queen probably doesn't want to/has too many responsibilities anyway.

Goblin queen is worse in terms of impulsiveness, but she's good at making things work out for herself anyway, and she does seem to have decent-ish planning abilities (by the stock of anti-magic equipment she had for fighting the naga queen or witch or whatever). She's impulsive enough that there's a chance she might go? Plus she probably has enough magical artifacts to keep the whole party under disguise. Then again, we might not want to let her know about the portal/artifact/relationship with Zirkala. Dunno, just spitballing.

...hmmm... if I was Zirkala, I wouldn't put such an important task in the hands of these two. Rather, I'd send Springfoot ahead to replace the relic with a duplicate, and send these two in as a learning experience like she said it would be.

>>594127
Yep. The question is whether or not we mention it before we leave. I suspect telling her we already know would be boring, not to mention not instructive for Kexlux. Far better for Story Seeker to go along with it and let Zirkala read his memories after.

Although after the first time he pulled that when he slept with Zirkala, she may be expecting him to figure it out ahead of time. Only one way to find out for sure.

>Then again, Morgana's overwhelming greed could help keep S.S. over control.
In a stealing mission? When we're going to have to sneak into the relic vault, or wherever it is they keep their valuables?

This is a learning mission, anyways. It's supposed to be something we're a little bad at. We don't need to practice Story finding a way to manipulate or charm someone with special talents into solving a problem for him. He's plenty good at that already.

>>594128
He could talk to her in private about it. Tell her that he will act as if the mission is real and do his very best to return victorious regardless of if the relic is already being secured by Springfoot.

Oh wait, no. I'm looking at this wrong. She's giving SS and Kex 6 days to complete the mission. If they return empty-handed, Springfoot can go retrieve the relic and be back before the portal disappears.

This is a good opportunity to get to know Kexluk with just Story around. He can introduce him to all his friends later on.

That and having girls around would probably distract the big guy enough so he would not get anything done.

1/3 Story Seeker 2014/09/14(Sun)20:25 No. 594179 ID: d470e9
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>Could bring someone along
Alas, the only others I know of are Morgana, who I believe is adventured out at the time, others whos duties lock them in place here, Muo, who I'm sure the nature of the mission would be ill-suited, and the other kobolds, of whom would not follow me on such a dangerous mission. Nevermind that Zirkala likely intends this to be a mission for us two alone!

"Well, it is for an orderly cause in the sense that we are removing the chaos from the portal! And, we are only stealing it temporarily, correct, only having it to use its magic?"
"Well... the item, yes, you will be either putting back or putting a decoy in its place. Of course, the magic we use from it will completely drain it, and whatever it is, it will most likely be a generic object."
>"Then how are we possibly to steal an item of such magical power, and drain it of magic, without them noticing?"
"You will have to figure that out yourself. I do not even know what the item looks like."
"Nonetheless, I am curious about how Springfoot acts in the field! Perhaps having a mentor would help?"
"No, what you're learning isn't assassinations and thievery."
"I am still curious how she would get there in a day and back."
"By running. I doubt either of you can keep up that pace."
"Ah. Well, then! I will travel to pack my bags with rations, camping gear, and such things. Perhaps a slave outfit can be put in order?"
>"Is that truly necessary?"
"Yes. Let's see what we can come up with."

2/3 Story Seeker 2014/09/14(Sun)20:25 No. 594180 ID: d470e9
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Zirkala casts a spell, which clothes me in... something!

"Yes, I was wondering what you would look like in that. Kexluk, what do you think?"

3/3 Story Seeker 2014/09/14(Sun)20:26 No. 594181 ID: d470e9
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"No? Then I'll just pull out some old, rotted rags."
>"Can he not simply wear normal gear?"
"He may bring his armor and tailored clothes, but that is not normal wear there. I expect fitting in will be among a goal of yours."
"By the way, Zirkala! How are we to get there?"
"By walking. I will give Kexluk a map, of who I assume knows how to follow one."
>"Correct!"

I said I would pack my gear, but I do realize I have to decide what to bring! I can bring quite a lot of gold! 10 gold is already considered quite a bit for an average kobold to bring. And I believe I will keep it to myself that I do believe if Kexluk and I should fail, Zirkala has a backup plan in motion for this!

http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Story_Seeker_Statistics

Let me know about anything that should be on there but isn't.

>>594180
If I wear this, people are going to make assumptions about the kind of slave I am. That's probably going to make Kexluk uncomfortable. Although... if they don't think he's interested in women that's one weakness covered. (You have to comment on this, just to mess with him).

The bell's a bad idea, though, if I'm going to be sneaking around. Unless there's a way to choose to silence it? Good misdirection if people think they'll always be able to hear me coming, when they can't.

>what bring
Some gold might be more appropriate for your 'master' to carry. Armor and additional weapons only make sense if you're posing more as a kind of squire. The dagger, you should take, at least.

...maybe we might want to buy a potion or something from Rotfrost? If she's summoned, that is.

Hmm you will have to remember that outfit for later. If you flounce around in that calling Zirkala mistress and offering to give her back massages you could probably distract her or any of your other lady friends for days.

Anyways best to dress up in something that fits Kexluk's personality more. That sort of outfit looks like something a noble would dress there slaves in. Aim for more of a mercenary and his slave/squire look.

I would pack light. A travel pack with food and some bedrolls and basic traveling gear. Maybe 50 gold or under if you can hide it well. And maybe a knife and your crossbow for hunting.

You need to learn some more utility spells. Probably not enough time to work on it right now but see if Zikala has a basic magic 101 spellbook you could borrow. Need to get some of the simple ones under your belt like starting fires and conjuring lights and such.

Kexluk clearly isn't comfortable with your nearly nude form in that outfit. That threesome must have brought up other new tastes he's yet to come to terms with after last night.

Wow, okay, those bedspells might prove overpowered in certain rooms we might want to escape but have a hard time. Any room could be turned into a bedroom by combining the conjour bed and bedmagic spells.

Test out how Dress Self will work by hiding your magic armor and dagger in a pack somewhere. Maybe on Kexluk's person or a dead drop. I suspect if we wrap the dagger in cloth or fashion it into a necklace, we might be able to appearify it at will because it will technically count as a form of clothes. Find all loopholes with your spells and gear. I'd prefer using a spell to hide your dagger than shoving it up your butt.

What happened to Chapter 8?

>>594182
Covering up his weakness might actually be helpful, but... I think you should maybe lose the bell collar. Honestly, the bell colar is what yells "SEX" in that attire, simply a studded choker would suffice to say "Owned property."
Kexlux might be a little more comfortable if you had a bit of a sash or some other "very worn and torn" torso wear. Like, something he found on the street and said, "Hey, cover yourself up with this."

A slave might also be able to carry an instrument for his master's entertainment (and it would give you something to do while camped out for the two days of travel). Although yours might be too nice for a slave? Maybe you could leave it with Kex when you get close.

>You have to comment on this, just to mess with him
Additional uncomfortable taunts: well I can truthfully claim to have spent a night in bed together...

>>594187
What foolishness do you speak of? This is chapter 8. It always was. There weren't any typos to fix!

Any list of traveling supplies should really start with food and water... which you should avoid obtaining from Muo.

Maybe you should ask to be turned into a girl again, to fit Kex's tastes better. If you feigned some sort of attachment to him whilst in girl form, you'd have an excuse to chase away any girls that try to take advantage of him. At the same time, as he knows you're not really a girl, he won't go near you himself.

Also, it makes it less likely that you'll meet someone who knows you, and your own natural face won't gain any of the reputation that comes with pilfering a powerful order artifact.

>>594248

Oh god that idea would be hilarious but not sure if Kex could handle it. Might want to try it for a bit just to mess with him though.

>>594248
I very seriously doubt Zirkala would agree to it, since she said she intended it to be a positive experience for Kexluk and he clearly has enough problems with Story Seeker wearing this sort of outfit without messing with what he looks like.

1/2 Story Seeker 2014/09/15(Mon)20:46 No. 594284 ID: d470e9
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>Kexluk clearly isn't comfortable with your nearly nude form in that outfit.
Yes, but he seemed quite comfortable around my entirely nude form! I believe it is the outfit on me that offends, not myself.

"Well, I suppose I could do this, but I do hope that we could lose the bell?"
"Story Seeker, that was a joke." Zirkala says, as my outfit dissipates to reveal my old shorts. "You are not going to wear that. Not in the fortress. Nonetheless, there should be no question that you are a slave. They do not appreciate kobolds with autonomy, there. Kexluk, you will have to keep him on a tight leash."
>"Figuratively, I will."
"Nonetheless, that outfit may have given the impression that Kexluk is favorable to males, to lead away from his weakness."
"He will just have to cope."
"Kexluk, I would like to carry 500 gold! 50 on myself, to which I will hide it, and the rest on you."
>"Very we- Where did you get that kind of money?"
"Long story! Say, Zirkala, I don't suppose it would benefit things if I were to become a girl again, would you?"
"I am beginning to think you enjoy being female. Nonetheless, no. A week long polymorph of that caliber is more expensive than it is worth."
>"Regardless, 500 gold is no small amount for an individual to have! As harsh as the desert may be, I expect we will have little trouble! I shall be sure to guard your funds and use them as sparingly as I may."
"As long as we make it back with the relic, the gold is non-consequential!" Words I did not think I would ever say, and words my brethren would shudder to hear from me.

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We decide on a simpler outfit for the time being, with a studded collar to mark me as 'owned'. After collecting my lute, flute, dagger and crossbow with iron bolts, I come back to find Kexluk waiting for me, map in hand!
>"Pay attention, little friend, for I will explain our route! Normally, I would bring my own camping gear, as I have treaded long without a single copper to my pouch. However, for modest prices if you are willing, we may enjoy ourselves in some beds after all! There are two towns inbetween the fortress and Muo's cavern, yet how unfortunate that they are spread evenly! To stop at one place would mean we must make one day an easy travel and the next one grueling. But! We can make a 3 day trip to begin with to see the sights of the desert, of which I have rarely been to, and hastily spread gathering the relic and coming back in 4 days total when the time comes, if we are feeling bold and we are to maximize our time limit."

>>594285
There is an optimal solution here. Both ways take two days, except the first day is spent getting to the furthest town. So we start the journey at a grueling pace, get to town B and rest well, then the next day is easy travel. Once we have the relic, we come back again starting with a grueling pace, then once we get to town A we can rest there and see the sights we missed on the first trip.

>500 gold is no small amount for an individual to have!
...I get the feeling this guy did not grow up in a rich environment. Didn't you have like, a hundred THOUSAND gold? Even if it was only in the loops and you kept spending it like crazy, you did have a lot for a period of time. Clearly, you will need to, once back from the quest, show Kexlux the luxuries of life.
>as I have treaded long without a single copper to my pouch.
...Yeah. Definitely did not live the life of a rich boy.
>>594287
Agreed. Going for the second town sounds like the best idea. Although, after suggesting as much, you should perhaps also tell Kexlux that if he's going to be your master for this trip, then it's his choice what to spend money on.

That place isn't a brothel, is it Kexluk? That smile on your face and your excitement makes me think brothel.
That or you were paid to market it or have been looking forward to staying there for at least a night for a long time.

2nd option, once we have the relic we shouldn't dally with it. 1 day return is safer than a three day return.

>>594287
This sounds like the good plan. We don't want to short ourself on time before we know what challenges we may face securing the relic.

Staying at an inn might have a nice bonus in that we can actually act as a proper bard. Entertaining the common room in an inn is classic bardly work! Even for enslaved ones.

>I get the feeling this guy did not grow up in a rich environment. Didn't you have like, a hundred THOUSAND gold?
Story didn't start with a single copper either, though. He went from rags to riches by pretty much sheer chutzpa, luck, and temporal save scumming / item duplication hacks. These routes aren't exactly available to everyone. Things like 'common sense' and 'self preservation' tend to steer them clear.

On one hand, you won't know how challenging getting the relic will be until you get to it, but on the other, you might have some pursuers on your tails if they notice you've nabbed it from under their noses. In the end, I think it's probably best to rush nabbing the relic and then relaxing afterwards.

How wealthy are you now anyway? Relatively speaking I mean, like what could you conceivably purchase with all that gold? Do you even know? Maybe ask Zirkala.

Be sure to go get some of your mass back from Muo, a non-sex slave should have some muscle in them.

Also, I know you don't have time for it now, but make yourself a note to go visit with your friends when you come back. Don't forget they know you for a lot less time than you know them!

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"Say, that wouldn't be a brothel, would it?"
>"No, no! Kindly take your mind off of sex for one moment, little friend!"
"Actually, I was afraid it was you who was hoping to visit such things!"
>"I'm insulted, Story Seeker! I may be a Fallen Paladin in training, but I still have values beyond heartless romps in bed!"
"Point taken, with apologies returned! Say, Zirkala, I have been wondering, just how rich am I?"
"Enough that you could purchase a plot of land from a human civilization and retire comfortably. With enough left over to purchase enough security to prevent assassins and looters. Kexluk, no, please hold your questions. I'm sure Story Seeker will love to share the story while travelling."
"Correct!"

>Be sure to go get some of your mass back from Muo
Tempting, but I feel like my agility will prove more valuable for this mission, with Kexluk as the muscle! Perhaps someday I will find a happy medium, but simply gathering mass on me as is will make me slow.

>But make yourself a note to go visit with your friends when you come back.
Noted! I have already had to put off taking a tour of Muo's caverns for this adventure.

"I should say, however, that if I am to be your slave, Kexluk, then it would be suiting that you spend my gold how you see fit, correct?"
>"... but, you are not to be my actual slave, friend! But if that is how it is, I have not chosen to be poor out of choice, so I will gladly spend your gold, especially with that last bit of conversation!"
"Nonetheless, I would personally recommend that we spend our first journey at a grueling pace, and hope to get to town B before stopping and resting."
>"... hmmm... very well, we will see the time when our first town is in sight! Now, we have our things, and I see no reason to sit still. Onto my shoulders, tiny legged buddy, and let's be off!"
"Very well. Goodbye, Zirkala!"

2/3 Story Seeker 2014/09/23(Tue)21:20 No. 595552 ID: 602cd8
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Hours later, over a mountain top.

"Kexluk, are you quite alright? Is the sand bothering your feet?"

His pace was going exceptionally steady all the way through a steep hill and some ways beyond into the desert, yet his steps began to shrink as he lays his claws into the sand.

>"Although I have been in the desert some times before, Story Seeker, I have not been in a sandy desert for... years! I am going to set you down for one moment. Do not mind me!"

3/3 Story Seeker 2014/09/23(Tue)21:20 No. 595553 ID: 602cd8
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He's covering himself up in sand.

This would sort of be paradise for a big lizard. Lots of big rocks for basking and sand baths whenever you like.

Might want to give it a shot yourself. Not sure how scaly you are compared to him though. Your skin might be a bit soft to burrow in sand.

I would ask him what its like though.

Hey! No time for fun, pace is grueling! Durk Nuuk'erm would never stand for this!

>>595553
So... I take it he's a desert lizardman? Did he grow up in a desert? Go on, help him bury himself.

Cock your head and watch, for a moment.

Then look down and start skeptically prodding the sand. It feels that good, does it?

Get some sand on you too, it'll be weird for a slave owner to have the scent and grit of sand on him but not his slave.

Just let it happen, them lizards love warmth in the ground. Don't let him stay there faffing around for too long, of course. Maybe call it a lunch break if he's really enjoying it.

1/2 Story Seeker 2014/09/24(Wed)17:57 No. 595668 ID: 602cd8
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"Not to interrupt your fun, Kexluk, but what is that like?"
>"Like one million tiny men all giving you one big massage!"
"I take it you grew up in the desert?"
>"No, but that only made the discovery of the desert far more novel."

>Your skin might be a bit soft to burrow in sand.
While I did not think to do such a thing on my way to Muo's caverns, the hard stone of my own caverns have toughened my scales and skin! Still, we both take the moment to eat our lunches.

>Let it happen
yes

yes I see the appeal of the sand.

>pace is grueling!
I'm afraid that the pace has just plummeted! Now is an ideal time for lunch, anyway.

>Desert lizard?
I guess so! Since apparently, we like sand.

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Without warning, Kexluk leaps up in a geyser of sand, and I make a smaller geyser more out of surprise than whatever sparked Kexluk upwards, just to see a wagon right in front of us.

>"GOLEMS!!" the goblin in front yells. "Shit, shit, false alarm! Wait, bandits? Are you two bandits?"
>"We are not!" says Kexluk. "We were simply resting ourselves, and your approach had startled me."
>"Yeah, that why you were in the sand?"
>"Correct!"
>"... weirdos. Whatever. You goin' northwest?"
>"We are."
>"You want a lift? 2 gold per town."
>"Certainly not! With no offense to your beasts of burden, I am quite capable of carrying both myself and my companion faster than any caravan!"
>"The heat's getting to you, lizard brain! These camels hardly need any rest."

>>595669
How about a race to the next town then? If they win, we pay double to ride with them to the town after that one. If Kex wins, then... hmm. I don't know, what would they wager? Pride?

>>595669
It would help us reach that second town quicker.

Sure, a race. If we lose badly enough, we'll swallow our pride and pay for a ride the rest of the way.

If we win, well, bragging rights.

I wonder if we could seduce that down to a 1 coin ride?

>>595678
Bad thought! We're working on not sleeping with every girl we meet.

Sure they need no rest but how fast do they travel?

Might be worth the cost if they are speedy enough.

Either way you want to haggle them down on price just because. 2 gold seems pretty steep just for hitching a ride.

Ask Kex if his stamina is equally unlimited. Would be nice to not be worn down after the trip.

If you go the seduction route they should be paying you for the privilege.

I said seduce, not sleep.Sex for their gain, not our desires.

I'm pretty sure seduction rolls suffer when you're coated in sand. Also, we'd never get where we're going.

Save it for the inn, or the tower, maybe.

Story Seeker 2014/09/28(Sun)12:07 No. 596255 ID: 602cd8
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I shall hold off on any sort of seduction, to honor the spirit of Zirkala's mission!

"Pardon my words, goblins, but it feels as though 2 gold is quite a steep price for simply fetching a ride!"
>"Yeah, well, maybe we'd settle for 5 silver for you, kobold, but Beef Musclemeat there is probably gonna crack the damn tires."
"Then perhaps a bet is in order! Since you both boast great confidence, perhaps a race to the next town. If you win, we pay double to the next town!"
>"Where're you guys going anyway? Next town is called Duststop, then White Wind after that, then the lizard place called Spearstone."
"The latter is where we're going!"
>"Outsiders, huh? Good luck with that. Alright, really, you can probably beat us to the next town, but we're faster overall cause we can keep our pace up for days. So I tell you what. Let's make it bigger. 25 gold flat bet. We win, you pay us 25. We lose, we pay you 25. Course, if we beat you, there's nothing stopping you from just not showing up at White Wind, so we want to hold onto the pot."
>"And what," Kexluk interjects, "Is stopping you from doing the same?"
>"Come on, meat for brains, we're traders, we'd lose more gold by skipping out on Whitewind than paying up."
>"Kindly refrain from insulting me! What is stopping you from simply keeping the gold and saying we never had a bet?""
>"Fuck you, we're traders, we've got a reputation on the line. Now you gonna bet or not?"

>>596255
we have so much gold that we are basically betting pennies here, comparatively. It'd be wise to learn proper spending habits sometime, but for now I say go for it.

Hang on, if the finish line is Whitewind, we would doubly lose if we don't win. The purpose of this bet was to mainly determine what the fastest way to travel was. Also, uh, they said "days". How long would it take them to get to Whitewind normally? We want to be there by tomorrow.

If they can get there by the end of today, how about this: we get the option to forefeit if they catch up after Duststop, which they likely will. Confer with Kex to ask what he thinks his chances are. Can he keep up the pace all the way to Whitewind? Will he be in any condition to sightsee if he does?

I'm almost proud. Kexluk somehow learned to stop automatically trusting anyone with tits! Still, unfortunate timing.

>What is stopping you from simply keeping the gold and saying we never had a bet?
Aside from not wanting to sully their reputation (which kind of matters when you trade for a living), there's the fact that trouble with a giant lizard is probably more hassle than 25g is worth.

Actually, what are they trading, anyways? I don't see much on their cart (or at least it's all under the tarp).

>Kexluk somehow learned to stop automatically trusting anyone with tits!
I don't know about that. These goblins are fairly heavily clad, it may just be that he instantly trusts anybody with scantily clad tits. Or large tits. Heavy cloth masks the size of them, after all.

Normally I would say no its a stupid idea. First of all you are letting them know that you have that much money. That and handing over the money at the start is a bit silly.

But we did say that Kex could spend our gold as he saw fit. So let him decide and live with the consequences good or bad. I mean its his legs we would be betting on in the first place.

Also find out what sort of traders they are anyways. And what the good luck comment about Spearstone and outsiders meant.

Fuck yeah, were gonna bet. This is chump change to Story and provides us an in with someone who does business with the place we are headed. We aren't even gonna take the money if we win, we are gonna double the bet so we have something to keep the goblin interested as we go (same even if we lose, nothing a goblin likes more than a mark.)

I'd like to note that while it is chump change to Story, it is a lot of money to most people, and we only have 500 on hand at the moment.

>>596319

We also might not want to let onto the fact that this is chump change to ss, as that would attract suspicion at best, and robbery at worst.

1/6 Story Seeker 2014/10/01(Wed)20:55 No. 596737 ID: 602cd8
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"This does raise one question! You said 'days.' Does it take days to reach the fort?"
>"A couple I guess. I'm just saying we could go for days. You in?"
"What do you say, Kexluk?"
>"I say that we engage in such a bet!" he answers.
>"You usually let your little kobold talk so much, there, big guy?"
>"Does it bug you so much?"
>"Nah, guess not, you both speak.... weird. The same kind of weird. You're gonna stick out like a sore thumb."
"That does remind me of a new question, if you would be so kind! You wished us good luck about being outsiders. What is that about?"
>"Look, we're in kinda good with them, after years of earning their trust and dealing with 'em. They're pretty secluded and don't like the outside too much. So yeah. Good luck with that."
"May I ask what you're trading, too?"
>"Okay, lizard, your little guy does speak a bit too much. Right now we got crafts from around the land and tools if you wanna buy, but don't go asking what all we deal in."
>"Yes, Story Seeker, our friendly merchants are quite protective of their trade routes and profit strategems, so do be careful how you phrase it! I suggest a simple display of interest in what they may have for sale."
"I'll remember that, with my apologies."
>"... You guys are damn kooky, you know that." the goblin says, taking 25 gold from Kexluk.

2/6 Story Seeker 2014/10/01(Wed)20:55 No. 596738 ID: 602cd8
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"I must say, you behaved quite well, Kexluk! Those ladies were quite attractive, yet you contained yourself with skepticism!"
>"Correct, but I must confess, my weakness lies strongest with my own kind! Goblins... well, let's just say that I desire that which can be a challenge to obtain. And goblins have a well deserved reputation for being quite quick to advances, which I find so terribly unrewarding and empty. A lizardgirl, however! Should one become affectionate, you know that you have struck an honest chord, while the affections of a goblin merely mean you are not horridly unattractive."
"I do not know if I agree, Kexluk, I have seen goblins be surprisingly picky!.... and, that said, some that were as you say."
>"Correct, there are always expections to every rule, but noting similar patterns in almost all interactions will lead to acting as though the same patterns will continue, and that is simply learning. So long as one does not brush away exceptions, it is perfectly reasonable and natural. Of course, it is easy to say so to you, here, but in the heat of the moment, I fully admit that I am guilty of undue prejudices."
"Kexluk, I sort of understood you! And so it is with great risk that I say that that I find you agreeable. Now, I do hope that you are capable of running to whitewind."
>"Story Seeker, those goblins have made a grave error! I am a gigantic lizard who has not seen a blazing sun in far too long, yet who has still trained endlessly to be in top physical condition! And to further your understanding, let's just say that while I admit my vision of a lady may be skewed in general, goblins have rather effectively removed my thoughts of goblin ladies being anything ladylike! Or their men as being anything chivalrous, for that matter. Yet, I cannot simply imagine all ladies as being goblin ladies, as then I would have the opposite problem, and a rather negative one at that."

3/6 Story Seeker 2014/10/01(Wed)20:55 No. 596739 ID: 602cd8
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His talks of speed ring true, it seems! Kexluk switches between a steady jog and a quick walk. Occasionally I drop down to let go of some of his weight, although his walks are my jogs, and his jogs are my sprints, and so I am placed on his shoulder far than I would like to admit. We also pass by a number of travellers going towards and away from Duststop, but Kexluk simply glides by them uneventfully as I eye them carefully, should some turn out to be dangerous.

Upon reaching Duststop, Kexluk shows no signs of slowing as he jogs right through town, stopping only when he sees the first water merchant.

>"Greetings, miss!" Kexluk says, approaching her. "My name is Kexluk, and I have come to refill our canteens with water."
>"Sure thing. That much... that'll be three gold."
>"And here you are!" says Kexluk, to which the girl gives the slightest hint of surprise.

I almost interject, but this place does not appear to be located near a water source of any kind, and so I must relent with acknowledgement of Kexluk's hurry, and the fact that water is likely far more expensive here than anywhere else.

>"Say, Kexluk. I'm looking for a helper. That guy for sale?"
>"I'm afraid you are mistaken!" Kexluk blurts out, but is quick to save it. "Ah, that is to say, he is one of a kind, and I'm afraid I would have difficulty replacing him."
>"Too bad. Hard to find a well groomed kobold these days."

I see Kexluk visibly resisting the urge to make more smalltalk to the girl, but either because of the bet or because of Zirkala's wish, he relents, and we leave after

>"And I expect a better stay next time! This place looks quite cozy for what seems like a bustling trading town, and I expect you may find good stories from what looks to be many travellers passing through. It is only by our bet that I do not insist we do it now!"
"Agreed, and we will see how we are on time. At this rate, it seems like we may make it to White Wind before nightfall." Which, with our pace, makes me think that Springfoot must be capable of running at a sprinting pace throughout a day.

4/6 Story Seeker 2014/10/01(Wed)20:56 No. 596740 ID: 602cd8
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The trip to White Wind is what I would describe as... quieter, if not more dreary. The amount of travellers we cross by diminish by a great deal, and those we do cross seem more on guard with a higher rate of escorts and mercenaries. That feeling is terribly contagious, as I remain on Kexluk's shoulder throughout in order to be his eyes to his sides and back. And Kexluk even walks off the beaten path, at times, as the amount of rocks, crags and valleys increase that just seem as though the earth molded them in ways that favors the ambushing bandit!

5/6 Story Seeker 2014/10/01(Wed)20:58 No. 596742 ID: 602cd8
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When we reach White Wind, we find it is largely a loosely fortified town that use the rocks and cliffsides as shelter as much as out of building material. A moderate wind picks up sand which has paled as we crossed over the land, giving the town its namesake.

6/6 Story Seeker 2014/10/01(Wed)20:58 No. 596743 ID: 602cd8
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And I dread to say that atop the loose fortifications, I see that goblin we bet against, waving to us with the enthusiasm that I would expect.

>".... how." Kexluk drops the word out, sounding none too pleased about it.
"Don't be too beaten, Kexluk, as this is quite cheap for us. Although that said, I do have to wonder, as their path would have had to be wildly out of the quickest path in order to avert our sights."

and why come out to meet you? make up an excuse to go to their wagon immediately.

>>596743
They used magic, of course. Teleportation or flight. Or it's an illusion and they called ahead to have someone disguised as the goblin who made the bet. Story should be able to detect magic to discover if it's an illusion, I believe!

At any rate, you can go up and find out how they did it. Maybe ask the guard when the last goblin caravan arrived.

Well they could be much faster than they look. Or have a secret route that is much quicker. Or any number of other tricks. If they have been on this trade route for awhile they probably know the area like the back of there hands.

Tell Kex that its not a bad situation. If he is a good loser he might be able to buy her a drink and find out how she did it. The knowledge would be worth way more than the gold you lost.

From here on out you had better be careful Story. It would be nice to get a idea of how the native kobolds act around these parts. Your people sound like they are fairly downtrodden around here. While it will be hard you need to practice your obedient slave act. Lots of looking serious and doing whatever body slaves do I guess.

>doing whatever body slaves do
Ah, but Story Seeker is an entertainment slave, not a body slave. His master even granted him the possession of an instrument to entertain him and his friends!

>>596751

Story could try to pretend to be a entertainment slave but honestly I think the body slave is a better option. Gives him a excuse to have a long leash as it were. Also just having one slave that's only a entertainer might get Kex odd looks.

A body slave is a slave that is always at there masters side. Can be personal assistants or bodyguards or entertainers. Or a bit of everything.

Will have to see how badly other kobolds are treated around these parts.

Hey Story back when you bought water at Duststop how did the water lady know Kexluk's name? Am not going to say that every cute lizard lady you meet is going to be Zirkala or one of her agents but keep the thought in mind. She probably has people in every town within 100 miles of her home base.

This trip was her idea of a test for Kexluk and you so keep your eye out for pretty girls trying to buy you from him. No need to let him know just keep it in mind for later.

As for the goblin she could have ran ahead or teleported or whatever. However she did it take your defeat in stride and figure out how she pulled it off.

Detect magic, and detect gender (just in case that's an illusion. One easy cheat might have been if they could call ahead to someone to trick you).

Then let's go up and talk to the gobbo there, see how she got there so quickly. (Show interest, not accusations. It's possible she cheated, but honestly, the mystery is more interesting than the gold). ...It's possible she got ahead without the rest of the caravan. Which is interesting, because I'm not sure how to call that (does it count when the first person of a group arrives, or when everyone is across the line?).

>body slaves do / entertainment slave
Look, we're obviously some combination manservant / squire / heraldic bard / slave. Any big warrior needs someone to look after his gear, run his errands, and sing his praises.

Kexluk was to introduce himself to the girl, but text was apparently lost. Good eye, but there was no conspiracy here.

>>596882

Well that being said it probably just means that Zirkala did not make any noticeable mistakes this time. Still be suspicious of any pretty lizardfolk ladies just in case.

Mostly because if you do not Kex will probably accidentally sell you to one in a fit lust induced stupidity.

1/3 Story Seeker 2014/10/02(Thu)22:41 No. 596922 ID: 602cd8
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"It's not too bad, though, Kexluk! Perhaps we can learn how they got here so fast, and that knowledge may prove more valuable than the gold itself."
>"Hrm. That is the bright side. We will see."

We approach the goblin girl.

>"Haha, I'm kinda impressed, actually, that really was fast."

She gestures behind her where her wagon is, with the rest of her crew. I can sense no magic from her, and she is most definitely a female!

>"Explain yourself, goblin merchant!" says Kexluk, rather aggressively at that. "I cannot imagine you beat us in a fair race!"
>"It was fair, we didn't set any rules saying we had to walk it! If you gotta know, there's a teleporter mage in Duststop that can transport people to neighboring towns! It's a pretty penny at 10 gold a pop, but hey, we made it back. I figured you wouldn't find out about little niche shops like that what with being in a hurry, and all."
>"You... hrm. Story Seeker, let's get our lodging for the night."
>"Don't be so beat up, big guy! We'll let you have a discount at our shop."
>"Spare me your patronizing tone, girl!"
"Are there any other teleporters, miss?" I ask, as Kexluk walks off.
>"Nope. Duststop is the biggest trading area around here, so little places like this wouldn't get much business."
"Well, I hope Kexluk is not too sore of it!"
>"Haha, little guy, do you even know how much 25 gold is? We'd be fuckin' pissed, there's a damn reason my guys' crossbows are loaded up with bolts. Course, it wasn't your money, now was it?"
"I suppose it was not! In any case, I'd better go after him."
>"What do you even do for him, anyway?"
"Well, anyone such as him does need someone to look after his gear, run errands, and sing his praises!"
>"Oh, yeah? Maybe I'll ask what his praises are, cause he sure didn't earn any this time!... oh, fuck all, don't tell him I said that."
"I'll spare all of us from that."

2/3 Story Seeker 2014/10/02(Thu)22:42 No. 596923 ID: 602cd8
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I run up to catch up to Kexluk, as we enter what appears to be one of the few inns in town.

The kobold behind the counter appears more dejected than Kexluk. I get a quick glance from her as she looks back down, and she avoids any eye contact with Kexluk. Granted, he brushes against the ceiling, and eye contact can be a challenge.

3/3 Story Seeker 2014/10/02(Thu)22:42 No. 596924 ID: 602cd8
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"Are you quite alright, Kexluk?"
>"Even if you feel the gold was paltry, I have been penniless, and many lizards would work harsh months for such an amount. And this is why I am penniless! I was a fool once again to trust them to play by fair rules! Even if I looked at our remaining funds and agreed with you, the principle alone of this sting. And after wishing to stay in Duststop, too! No, Story Seeker, that was not your fault, as although you suggested initially we speed through our first trip, it was I who got caught up in the competition and hurried us through Duststop without a moment's glance at our surroundings. That bet that I so casually and confidently accepted, thinking they would cheat us so bluntly and not through a mishandled loophole such as teleportation. No, I am not alright, and if not for my paladin training, I expect I would have lost my composure back there."

>>596924
...then perhaps Story's mistake (ours really) was not caring enough about the bet to make sure the rules were set properly. I think we should treat money with a bit more respect.

Tell him that the best thing we can do right now is learn from our mistakes.

Clearly Kexluk, we need to blow off some steam. Because we have a mission to do, and missioning angry will just lead to bad stuff!

Well, if nothing else, the bet gave us a reason to quickly complete the first leg of our mission! We made it to the second town in good time.

And for the moment, you are not penniless, my friend. Take comfort in the fact that the loss does not hurt you and the funds will be doing someone some good.

Although I suppose we have learned a lesson about agreeing to specific rules ahead of time. Otherwise you can't really complain about how others win.

...and for what it's worth, casual and confident acceptance isn't always mistake. It worked for you with me, did it not?

Big picture too, now we know those merchants. They know the inhabitants of Spearstone. We might be able to use that, later. If it helps our objective, that gold might not have been so poorly spent.

>what else do
You're in a proper town. In a proper inn. You gotta get your bard on tonight. This is what bards are for.

We learned a valuable lesson, a valuable lesson that in the context of our current situation, wasn't overly detrimental.

Do not beat yourself up to much over this Kex. They won fair and square because we were not careful while wording the bet and did not look for alternative methods of transportation.

We could have used the teleporter as easily as they could have so its definitely not cheating. So be careful when throwing around statements like playing by fair rules.

Honestly I too have been penniless most my life. Only due to recent luck and some bold actions on my part have I come into my wealth. And if it were not for powerful friends I could easily have everything stolen away from me. I will also take this as a lesson to start treating money with more respect.

So what do you think of this idea Kex. Whatever money we have left over after we get back safety I will split with you. Right now its easy to spend because its someone else's money. If it becomes your money as well then you will have strong incentive to haggle more and watch our finances carefully. Of course if we have a real emergency feel free to spend it all if need be. Do not want to trade our safety for a few coins.

With that out of the way would you mind loudly telling me to entertain you? I want to get my bard on without breaking cover. Plus I want to find out that sad counter kobold's story later. Should be easier to talk if I am just another slave.

we can also totally mess with them with magic and if they complain we can throw their logic back at them

The first rule of gambling is to never bet more than you are willing to lose. Because there is no such thing as a "sure thing".

The second that they upped the bet to 25 gold we should have realized that they had a plan brewing. Should have made the bet to include no magical assistance and seen how they reacted.

Honestly if you learned a valuable lesson from this it was money well spent. Also if we play our cards right we might be able to use it to our advantage later. The goblins will brag about winning the bet. If word gets around about the big lizardman who sucks at gambling we might be able to win back the money if we are careful later.

As for getting angry and almost losing your composure that is another good lesson. Everyone get's angry at times. Its how you act when you are angry that makes the difference. You kept your cool and a civil tongue and then left to cool your head.

Also we both agreed to the bet so do not beat yourself up much. Is as much my fault as yours.

Has this happened to you before Kexluk? I know feeling cheated sucks but I don't think that we were completely duped in this case. Perhaps we were too trusting but I don't believe so, maybe if we had won and they refused to pay, but I would like to give them the benefit of the doubt. I think they just used their wits better and that we could have been a bit more discerning also we would have totally made use of such a loophole had we know about it we seem to be really familiar with those.

Totally have to get payback on them later though.

Can we still check out their wares? I don't remember if we brought any special supplies, and it would be nice to have some tricks up our sleeve (so we don't have to always rely on wimpy bard+bed magics and big-lizard attention-attracting paladin powers). Of course, we should probably do that after checking out surrounding shops, if we buy anything at all, so we know we're getting a good deal.

Also, we need to work on Kexluk sucking at the whole role-playing thing. If S.S. is going to ask so many questions, get something to covertly communicate to Kexluk so he can ask. Right now, S.S. is a pretty chatty slave.

Also, given that we've heard that the lizardman town isn't particularly welcoming to outsiders, perhaps we should work on a reason to be there (unless, of course, we do the entire mission without ever letting on we're in town)? Maybe ask around secretly; the traders seemed to have some knowledge of them; asking them might be suspicious though.

Story should just seduce the money back in his downtime.

>>597017

Dunno if that's wise. We're limited on time and we might not want to go through goblin slave shenanigans.

Oh man I bet Story could get so many girls by pretending that Kex is a abusive master and riling up there protective instincts.

But with all the other enslaved Kobolds around here that could backfire. Plus Kex and Story would probably burst into laughter halfway through any act like that they tried.

I know our mission does not include a slave uprising but you should totally put that on the agenda if the local kobolds are being treated worse than usual.

1/2 Story Seeker 2014/10/18(Sat)14:41 No. 598873 ID: 602cd8
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>Oh man I bet Story could get so many girls by pretending that Kex is a abusive master
This is true!

However, Kexlux seems to be having trouble getting himself into a slave owner character, and I do feel that he would not appreciate any such hit to his reputation. He is by far the kindest lizardman I can think of, and even for an ideal lady I would not undermine such!

"Has this happened to you before, Kexlux?"
>"It... has been awhile. I normally keep my wits about me! Well, provided my... weaknesses are not in play, which here, they were not. No, perhaps recent events have hit me harder than I have thought."
"Just remember, it was only in the recent past that I was not just as penniless as you, it was by mere luck and bold actions that I came into my own fortune. Furthermore, another point! This bet motivated you greatly to move quickly, which is precisely what you did!"
>"True, but if we didn't spend that, then we would have found that teleporter, and..." Kexlux takes a deep breath. "No use focusing on the negatives. There is still some daylight out, and... you look like you want to see the town."
"Well... remember that I am hardly a bard in practice..."
>"Hardly a kobold, too, with that tongue."
"And this is an inn... like, an actual inn! I've only briefly been in one before."
>"Ah, yes, you have been practicing your instrumentals and voice for some time. Don't let this grumpy lizard stop you, Story Seeker. I think I would like to rest, now."
"Very well! I do have one other idea. At the end of this trip, I will divide our remaining money in half with you - no, in fact, I will give all remaining money to you, so that you may spend it as though it were your own!"
>"Hm... I decline! The trials of being penniless fit me better. Now, go entertain the inn, this place looked far too dreary. I am going to rest my legs."

2/2 Story Seeker 2014/10/18(Sat)14:41 No. 598874 ID: 602cd8
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I leave with a small pocket of coinage, and ask the desk clerk for directions.

"Hello! May I assume that this inn has a tavern over there, where I can hear the chatter?"
>"Well... yes, sort of. It's connected to the inn, just owned by different people. Uh... the place we can hear though is for, well... not us. They won't feed you, so unless you have business with someone there... you're going to have to settle for the slave's lobby. It's, in the back room here, just down the stairs."
"But is there anything forbidding me from entering the non-slave quarters?"
>"... well... I cannot stop you, sir, but I don't believe that the patrons would enjoy your presence. I really recommend just going in the back, here."

I suppose I'm now faced, then, with a mere choice between entertaining the lower or upper road of society.

>>598874
Start small, Story Seeker.

>then we would have found that teleporter, and...
Spent the gold on the teleporter instead of the bet.

>what do
Entertain and make friends with the slaves until their masters get jealous the bard is being wasted on servants. The you'll be promoted to entertaining people who deserve it.

Honestly, the lower classes probably need their spirits raised more, and you could make contacts you need for this mission. You've met a bunch of upper class people before, anyways (Mages, Dragons, Kings, Liches, Lich-Kings, Princesses, Queens, Time Lords, Chaos Gods...). It's not like you're terribly affected by people's status.

Those slaves could use some cheering up.
Maybe we could free them and wisk them away in the middle of our bold plan. I'm sure Kexluk would like that very much.

After our objective is done, we could probably destroy the slave economy of this town if we so choose. The world is our oyster. Find the worst motherfucking slave owner here, seduce his wife, and free his slaves. Maybe piss off his wife in the process because she like those slaves too, but well, we can't keep every woman we seduce happy.

We're fucking out here, Story. In a strange land, with MANY tools. A literal fucking sandbox.

You can always peek in on the non slave tavern later. I think the slaves would appreciate your skills more.

Plus slaves are everywhere and see everything. So if you want any info they would be the people to make friends with.

Oh and you did the money thing wrong. Kexluk would never take a gift like that. While he would give charity freely he would have a hard time accepting it. If you wanted to give him money you would have to make him feel like he was earning it.

I bet Zirkala sent you out here so you could learn more about how most kobolds get treated. You tribe had it pretty good.

See if you can find out more about the clerk before you headin.

Has the joke been made that SS is more of a "tale" seeker then a story seeker?

1/3 Story Seeker 2014/11/09(Sun)11:59 No. 600947 ID: 602cd8
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>Has the joke been made that SS is more of a "tale" seeker then a story seeker?
Not to my face!

"I will follow your advice, miss, and head into the slave quarters! However, I've become curious. How did you become a clerk? I was under the impression kobolds here, much like many kobolds, were kept to such rudimentary tasks."
>"Well.. some of us get trained to do bigger things. This isn't... really much though. I just write down the names of people and where the keys are, and deposit money. That's... really about it. I don't run the inn."
"Nonetheless, it seems like a talented job by all respects, and you appear quite comfortable doing it."
>"It's, alright. Uh, sorry, but I'm really not allowed to talk small while on the job."
"Then I will allow you to get back to it, and perhaps talk in a better situation. Thank you for your assistance!"

2/3 Story Seeker 2014/11/09(Sun)12:00 No. 600948 ID: 602cd8
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I opt to join the fellow slaves, admittedly I am only a pretend-slave. And what a sight it is! The chairs are hardly more than mudstone blocks, the tables are like wide versions of the chairs, and the counters like big versions of the tables and chairs, all surrounding by what appears to be a built into a cavern rather than a structure. Simple and plain, unlike the smell, which I can only hope is not the food and drink!

As for the mood, the most important of all, does not seem altogether downtrodden, but this group may be a tough one in their own respect. I am not sure if there is something wrong with my face, or if they stare at every newcomer that comes in.

3/3 Story Seeker 2014/11/09(Sun)12:00 No. 600949 ID: 602cd8
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Of all the things I have been through, it is strange that now I experience a bit of nervousness.

>>600949
Well, you don't normally have a judging audience. And most of your antics, as dangerous and crazy as they've been, don't really matter to you. They're just for fun. But being a bard matters, to you. It's only natural part of you would be worried about screwing up when your identity is on the line.

That said, be bold. Don't back down. You can do it!

>>600949
Well, before, the only Kobolds you were around were those who knew you your whole life, and you knew already thought low of you. These guys, you're hoping to impress, and haven't been judged poorly yet, so it makes sense that you would feel nervous.
Just, uh, think of them as midget lizardmen, or something.

You have never performed for a crowd before. All of your antics have been more of a solo endeavor.

But everyone has to start somewhere so this is a good as a place as any.

So head on in and get a feel for the room. Everyone is looking at you because you are a new face. They know nothing about you and how you present yourself will tell them a lot.

Start off small. Introduce yourself if someone asks and make some introductions. You will want to get a feel for the mood of the room before you do anything. You can always offer some music and tales for a meal.

Look, this is your first gig as a straight up bard. You aren't disguising yourself, you aren't speaking to an audience of one, and you aren't wooing a powerful lady, so it's time to see if you really have that bard chutzpah to stand in front of a room of total strangers and entertain.

Start with some music, if it doesn't go over (or honestly even if it does), move onto a story.

>>600949
You have to go talk to the bartender first. You need permission from them to play.

1/4 Story Seeker 2014/11/19(Wed)19:00 No. 603804 ID: 602cd8
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I make my way through to the kobold behind the counter, and interest in me wanes with each stride forward, although it does not dissipate entirly!

"Greetings, bartender!"
>"Hi. Gonna buy something?"
"Certainly! Hand me whatever you'd recommend for a few copper. Say, would this establishment be welcoming to the use of instrumentation and singing?"
>"... define welcoming, kid." he says, handing me a rather off-colored beverage.
"Would I get thrown out for doing so?"
>"If you suck, then yeah."
"Very well, then after drinking, I will treat this as a test of skill!"

2/4 Story Seeker 2014/11/19(Wed)19:00 No. 603805 ID: 602cd8
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I take a sip, and I realize that perhaps Zirkala has spoiled me in recent weeks.

"On second thought, perhaps I will save this for later."
>"No refunds."

At least the bartender is not offended!

3/4 Story Seeker 2014/11/19(Wed)19:01 No. 603806 ID: 602cd8
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My nerves are shaken off as best as I can manage, and I take a central table. People eye me at first, but with but a few warm up chords, I gather myself entirely and share a good neutral tone song that Gnollflakes taught me.

>"... hey, Mister Shinyscales here isn't too shitty."
"Yeah. Was gonna toss my sewage drink at 'im. Hey, Shine! You're gonna get the bar's shittiest drink if you miss a note!"

Well, no pressure, but I am well practiced enough to have confidence still.

4/4 Story Seeker 2014/11/19(Wed)19:01 No. 603807 ID: 602cd8
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At least, until I hear a heavier individual come down the ladder.

>"What the blazing field is going on down here?! We told you vermin to stay unheard!" a lady lizard shouts out before she even reaches low enough on the ladder to see me playing. She continues coming down however, and the other kobolds shuffle off and start looking down at their tables and mugs.

Take the blame.
Ask if the miss would like to hear a song for her troubles, or if she would like anything for it. Just ask her to make sure your Master knows about it first!

1/2 Story Seeker 2014/11/19(Wed)19:53 No. 603833 ID: 602cd8
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"I will take the blame, miss! Would you like to hear a song for your troubles, or some other deed to make up for it?"
>"Let me see your lute."
"Certainly."

2/2 Story Seeker 2014/11/19(Wed)19:53 No. 603834 ID: 602cd8
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SNAPtawwanng

wick while she is on one leg knock her over!

>>603834
Hi, Zirkala.

Anyway, best to act like a good little slave and cower or some such, I suppose.

>>603834
Tempted to start acting all "My master probably won't take to kindly to that" but it's likely she'll just start beating people because she seems an asshole like that.

>>603839
That doesn't look like Zirkala.

>>603834
Say nothing. Just leave.

Well your first performance went well until the interruption. But this sort of thing can happen anywhere so you need to be able to deal with it in a bard like fashion.

Sweet talking probably will not work but might be worth a shot. Also need to avoid violence if at all possible.

Put on a act for her. Pretend you are crushed and that your master will be very displeased with you and her. Ham it up a bit and see if you can put on a good show for her.

And if we do get Kex involved somehow will be good experience for him.

"Breaking the neck is quite repairable damage. If you really want to show dissatisfaction with my performance you need to crush the main body, rendering the instrument unrepairable, please"

>>603834
That was my master's lute.
He'll be pissed.

"THE mASter wOUld not appROVE."

>>603834
Hmm. You're going to need to add mend to your list of spells, if you haven't already.

And note to self: the next time you're preforming in a place where being overheard would be bad, you should use bardic magic to keep the noise from escaping.

Don't overreact, anyways. She's trying to get a rise out of you, hurt you by breaking that. It is annoying, but you can always get another later.

1/2 Story Seeker 2014/11/20(Thu)22:03 No. 604078 ID: 602cd8
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I put on the most displeased face I can muster, which I do hope is quite convincing.

"I don't think my master will approve of that very much."
>"Well your master shouldn't have such an ill mannered kobold running around. Don't let me hear another peep out of you again. That goes for all of you!"

2/2 Story Seeker 2014/11/20(Thu)22:03 No. 604080 ID: 602cd8
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She leaves in a huff, and while I would normally enjoy staying here, the air has stiffened with a few more glaring eyes on me, as though they themselves were not participating! I feel my welcome has dissipated, and so I leave for the upstairs again, only to have someone pull me in a side room before I get anywhere of note. Although that certainly took a turn for the worse, at least things did not turn violent.

>"Hi. I heard your performance. Are you going to Spearstone?"
"Why, yes, I am!"
>"Good. Take this emblem. Please. It's the mark of a slave. You don't have to wear it here, even if this town is all but a satellite of Spearstone Fort, but all kobolds who enter the fort must wear one."

>>604080
Thank him and take it. But how did he know you didn't have one?
Cast detect magic on the emblem. Also, on him.

>I feel my welcome has dissipated
Huh. Odd. I expected the opposite. Normally when the boss comes down on someone, people come together to complain about what a jerk they are and such.

>>604080
Thank them, and then ask why they had a spare.

don't actually wear it until asked, it could be a trick and the badge actually marks you some other way.

Ask him about the emblem and more about life both here and in the fort. We need to know what we are getting into beforehand.

>>604083
In most cases, yes. But with those in, ah, long periods of oppression the oppressed would start losing hope for a change, seeing it would be better to appease those in charge than to escape. They would treat a dissenter with disdain rather than admiration or something. Maybe.

1/2 Story Seeker 2014/11/22(Sat)13:25 No. 604392 ID: 602cd8
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>Cast detect magic on it
Both he and the emblem seem as mundane as they come.

"Hold on! I'd like to know more about this emblem, and life in the fort."
>"Just wear that emblem when you enter the fortress gates. You will receive your answers soon after."
"Can you at least tell me how you knew I didn't have one?"
>"All answers, soon after you wear that!"
"What about why you had a sp-"
>"ALL ANSWERS."
"Well, thank you nonetheless!"

He slinks out of the window as he yells that at me, leaving me more confused than wishing to put on certain emblems. Well, I suppose there is no harm in holding onto it until we reach Spearstone!

>Normally when the boss comes down on someone, people come together to complain about what a jerk they are and such.
It seems as though the kobolds here legitimately fear the lizardmen! Back at my home, we were careful to even speak in whispers about how weird the goblins could be. Goblins can be quite unpredictable, and perhaps will let little jokes slide or perhaps use that as any excuse to take someone as their slave. Lizardfolk, if those at spearstone are anything like those at my cavern's own lizard fort, are likely more jerkish and vindictive, no offense to my faux-master. In any case, the kobolds here would rather stay out of trouble than attach themselves to someone out of the loop.

2/2 Story Seeker 2014/11/22(Sat)13:25 No. 604393 ID: 602cd8
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I go back to check in on Kexluk briefly, but it seems as though he is already gone.

...check the non-slave tavern? Just peek your face in the door. Or ask the doorman if they've seen your master.

I bet the emblem is some sort of secret emblem for a kobold resistance group.

Well wander around a bit and look for him. Just be careful where you go.

He's not in your room, or not in the bar?

Hopefully he's not getting into trouble.

Now... the question is, what do you do with yourself? Your first attempt at being a real bard went okay, mostly, and you're kind of supposed to be pretending to be a slave here. What do slaves do in town for fun?

Story Seeker 2014/11/22(Sat)15:58 No. 604421 ID: 602cd8
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>Check the non-slave tavern
I get some nasty glares, but I still manage to glance in the tavern to check. While it is merely a second that I look, I think I would spot a lizard two heads higher than anyone else! Since I do not, I figure he is not there. If he is causing trouble, then it is rather quiet, as well.

>What do slaves do in town for fun?

"Hello, miss?"
>"Hello again."
"What do slaves do for fun?"
>"You were just in the cavern bar, right? That's basically all."
"No games or any such thing?"
>"Not in public. Lizards don't like to see us having fun, they say it leads to us feeling like we can do whatever we want. So we do stuff that doesn't look like a game. Staring contests. Who can spit in the farthest jar. Who can eat the same meal fastest."
"Hm! Say, have you seen where my master went to?"
>"Ah, uh, no. I saw him left, but other than that, I don't know, sorry. Uh... does he let you have fun? He looks like he's one of the meanest owners. Except you always look like you're in good spirits. Er, I'm sorry. I'm just curious how it is on the outside."

>>604421
I suspect there are rumblings of a revolt. Why not encourage things a little? Tell her he let you learn how to play a lute. That's what you've been doing for fun, until you did something dumb and got it broken.

>Except you always look like you're in good spirits
Hmm. Note to self, you may need to adopt a more downtrodden air when you're undercover in the lizard's place.

>He looks like he's one of the meanest owners.
He looks meaner than he is! Which is useful for keeping trouble away, but less useful for making good first impressions it would seem.

Then again, maybe it's easier to ignore or be mean to people who live near but separate from you than your only company when you're traveling.

*Cough*. He's also trying probably trying to fit in, so maybe we shouldn't be spreading rumors about a pleasant disposition.

I think Kexluk is both the nicest and the meanest lizardman you've ever seen... It just depends on his mood at the time is all.

To answer her question: Kexluk doesn't so much let you have fun as much as he expects it. His tasks may be challenging, but at least he chooses them based on your habits.

>>604421
Oh, I'm in high spirits because I'm on drugs all the time. He'd rather I smile and make him think he's being nice, so he drugs my meals, sadness is something I physically am unable to have! Only disappointment.

I'm also a sex slave, and he sells me to pretty bored girls all the time, so that also helps spirits a bit.

Tell her a few tales of your life before you started your adventures. And then maybe a few edited ones from after.

Do not mention that you are not really a slave but paint a nice picture of your life before your "master" enslaved you.

I wouldn't mention anything opposite of you being a slave.

Just say that as long as you do everything you're supposed to he doesn't keep you on a tight leash.

>>604429
>drugs
I think this pretty much explains away everything you do or have ever done.

Don't say anything about Kexluk being nice though. We can't risk hurting his rep.
I think we probably want to opt for lazy or ignorant when we insult him behind his back.
Say he's as mean as he looks, when he bothers to be, but he's not too tough to fool, and doesn't keep a very close eye on you, so you can often get away with things behind his back.

Story Seeker 2014/11/23(Sun)10:35 No. 604615 ID: 602cd8
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"Kexluk is both the nicest and meanest lizardman I have yet seen! His tasks are challenging, but so long as I do them, he often loosens his leash on me, so to speak, so I have some wiggle room for play, and to do things behind his back. Furthermore, I am somewhat of an entertainment slave as well."
>"Oh. Most of us are just... working slaves."
"I wasn't always a slave, though! I did live in a kobold village. Of course, we had the worst spot in the open caverns, and just about anyone could pluck us up for slavery, which is what happened to me."
>"There's kobolds that aren't slaves?"
"Correct, although there are pros and cons to such freedom!"
>"Such as?"
"Well, I cannot vouch for here, but slaves back at my home are quite well fed, while the independent village sometimes had trouble finding enough food. That's the main one! Also, protection. Our village doesn't have giant lizards protecting us from some wayward band looking for murder. But, no one would tell us we couldn't do what we wanted to do."
>"So what does Kexluk do that's... bad or mean?"

>>604615
He makes you do demeaning or painful tasks. Like he enjoys watching you struggle.

>So what does Kexluk do that's... bad or mean?
Well, he does sometimes have a tendency to rush into dangerous situations. He really doesn't like to lose, either.

(Both true, but taken out of context, sound worse than they are).

He drugs my meals to ensure obedience.
He sells me to women who like BDSM.
IF I have blisters from laying the guitar too much he don't care and I continue playing.
He likes sparring, and sometimes I'm a target to spar with.
He likes tossing me around. Literally he tosses me off a cliff then heals my bones with a spell, and we continue this for usually an hour until he's bored. The drugs he feeds me help me not going insane from the pain, at least.

Story Seeker 2014/11/23(Sun)11:07 No. 604642 ID: 602cd8
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"Well, he does sometimes make me do rather demeaning or painful tasks! Much like he enjoys watching me struggle. Sometimes it involves him rushing into dangerous situations, and he really doesn't like to lose. It doesn't help that he likes to fight and spar, and sometimes I'm the only one around! My meals are drugged to ensure obedience, he sells me off to bored women who often enjoy using kobolds for things ill suitable to mention in conversation such as this, I often have to play my lute even if I have blisters! Sometimes he even tosses me around." Ah, I feel like I'm getting carried away here.
>"He's a fighter, right? He must be good, then, if he's so rich."
"Hm?"
>"I heard that he lost a bet for 25 gold. I mean, unless he bet everything on it, he's got to be really rich, right?"
"How did you know about that?"
>"There's... rumors. They spread really quick around here, you know?"
"Certainly, although it has hardly been any time! People talk right here at this desk?"
>"Oh, there's a little hole under my desk. I don't know how it works, but it does a really good job at moving sound from the cavern tavern where you were at to here, so sometimes I listen in. Actually, that's part of my job, to make sure they're not up to any goo- s-sorry. I'm sorry."
"Ah, were you the one who alerted that lizard lady about my music?"
>"I couldn't hide it. She'd throw me out in the desert if she found out I was hiding something like that."
"I am not mad, miss! Is she the owner of this establishment?"
>"She is, yes. Uhm... you never answered me about if Kexluk was rich? You don't even look shaken up about losing a lute, so it must be easily replaced."

>>604642
"That's because I don't INTEND on answering!"

>>604642
Tell her you don't know where he gets his money or how much he has. You're just trying not to think about the lute right now, thanks a lot.

...is she pushing a button? I am suddenly worried about getting robbed.

>you never answered me about if Kexluk was rich? You don't even look shaken up about losing a lute, so it must be easily replaced.
Man, we stink at sneaking. This girl has inferred a lot about us, pretty quick.

Answer honestly (leaving out the bit that you're rich). No, he's not rich. He didn't bet everything he had, but he wasn't happy that he lost either. And you're sure you'll get your hands on another instrument, though, eventually.

Honestly you're kind of harder to shake up than a lot of people. *Shrug and smile*

Story Seeker 2014/11/23(Sun)11:25 No. 604662 ID: 602cd8
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"I don't know precisely how much money he has! He didn't bet everything, but you could tell how angry he was at losing that much. I'm also simply difficult to shake up, as I'm sure I'll get a new lute eventually."
>"You know how lizards can be though, right? I've seen lizards get into duels to the death because they lost a few copper on a bet they thought they would win. It's not always about the money, it's about the contest, and... from what you say, well... anyways, most lizards around here consider just a half dozen gold coins to be well off. Uh, er, anyway, I should get back to my job. Thank you for the company, but if my own master finds out I've been chatting too casually for too long, then, well, you know... is... is your master looking for any more slaves?"

>>604662
Tell her you'd have to ask him, and she'd have to be useful enough to be worth the money as well.

...we can't take her before the heist, I don't think.

>is... is your master looking for any more slaves?
Ah. She's looking for an out.

We probably could buy her and give her her freedom after, although I don't know if that would mess up this mission. (Or would someone who knew the local area be an asset?). And we weren't lying that our kobold caves had problems. I mean, we have a pretty cool quality of life, but if she reacts like a sane person to all the liches and monsters that won't really work.

>what do
Ask her her name. If we're going to consider helping her, we should know that, at least.

>>604662
...What skills do you have?

Story Seeker 2014/11/23(Sun)12:14 No. 604689 ID: 602cd8
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"Well, I would have to speak to my master about it, of course! What skills do you have?"
>"I, uh, well, bookkeeping, here. And a lot of patience, and willingness to do anything. Please. I have to stand at this post for almost 18 hours a day every day, just listening in to the cavern below is the closest thing I have to a social life. I'm willing to be tossed around or anything, too! Please put in a good word for me, I'll make it worth it. Um... don't actually say it's me, though."
"That may be a little hard, if I'm to just put in a good word!"
>"I mean, just say there's an obedient kobold, and I guess you have to say who if he demands it, but if my master finds out I'm trying to get out, then, well, uh, it's trouble. Oh, and, uh, I can work for free, just for food. I wasn't asking about how rich he was for the money, it's just nice to have a master that can actually afford to feed me. And... one that can afford to feed me and does. Even if you say he tosses you around and stuff, you... look like one of the healthiest, well fed kobolds around."

Hm, she is suddenly sounding quite desperate! I am thinking that I was fortunate in life even before running to Zirkala and the 'dragon'.

"I may, miss, but even if I'm not to use your name or identity, I would like to know what it is?"
>"Oh, uh... Tulip."

While I would be favorable towards buying her freedom, I do question if it may get in the way of this mission I've been sent on.

>>604689
Well, now that the conversation's over, wish her luck and head back to your room. Not like you can just be wandering about now.
You might want to try putting the mark on and seeing if there's some Kobold Resistance spying on you that's willing to talk once it is on.

>I'll make it worth it
Too easy. You're not above bedding after a dashing rescue, but taking advantage of desperation is a step too far. (No, don't say this aloud).

>bookkeeping and patience and willingness to do anything
Seems like a skill-set we could find a way to employ with one or another of our friends or patrons back home. I'm sure someone needs a bookkeeper, and literate kobolds who can do sums for food and/or relatively low pay are probably in short supply. (And who wants to pay what an scholar would ask).

>I am thinking that I was fortunate in life even before running to Zirkala and the 'dragon'.
Yeah, you do have a pretty good streak of good luck.

>if my master finds out
Well, she's going to find out eventually, unless you're proposing we steal you. And she'd notice that eventually, too.

>I do question if it may get in the way of this mission I've been sent on
Probably? Although maybe she knows more about the place you're going than you do. And well, how to actually act like a downtrodden slave and blend in. But yes, she might be a liability, or at risk during the actual heist.

I get the feeling this is one of those things you won't get a second chance for, though. If you decide to wait to help her till your trip back, you probably won't get to. It's time to be bold, not smart, I think.

Talk it over with Kexluk. He's probably all for saving people, and better able to guess the risk you'd be taking.

Do not compromise the mission. You can pick her up on the way out. Tell her you'll try to convince your master but it may take a couple of days.

That's good info about gambling and lizardfolk. Kex might be taking the lose worse than we thought. Lets hope he does not try gambling more to make up for it.

Ask her what sort of skills she has. Then tell her you will have to talk to your master and you will let her know after his trip to the fort.

Will have to decide how many if any kobolds we want to try helping while we are here.

Story Seeker 2014/11/23(Sun)12:52 No. 604710 ID: 602cd8
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>Too easy. You're not above bedding after a dashing rescue, but taking advantage of desperation is a step too far. (No, don't say this aloud).
I'm... not entirely sure that is how she meant 'she'd make it worth it!' Well, perhaps it was, but it could have just meant she would work her hardest to make it worth Kexluk's time and money. Nonetheless, I have no intention of pursuing bed-related actions with her at this time!

"Well, eventually she would have to know you would be taken from her."
>"I know, I know, but if Kexluk doesn't want to take me, then I don't want her to ever know. If Kexluk does take me, then... well, then I won't be tossed out."
"Either way, I wish you good luck, and I will talk it over with my master. It's possible it may take a couple of days, too. Until then, have a good day."
>"Thank you. Enjoy your stay. If there's anything I can help you with, please just let me know."

2/2 Story Seeker 2014/11/23(Sun)12:52 No. 604711 ID: 602cd8
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I retire to my room for the time being, to rest on the bed made for things 4 times my size. Kexluk still appears out, unsurprisingly since it has only been a few minutes of talking. I feel I may have better luck finding him by remaining where he will eventually return to, rather than going out to attempt to find him in this town.

While I wait, I put on this emblem. While I have my suspicions about it belonging to some kind of kobold resistance, it still appears non-magical, as nothing occurs as I put it on. So I continue waiting for Kexluk, but despite how much time passes, he still has not returned.

>>604711
I think you'd better go out and look for him. Shouldn't be too hard to find him... Hell, he may be bothering the goblins from before.

Well, if it's getting late, let's go looking around. Hopefully he's not getting in trouble.

Yeah, going out and looking for him is probably a good idea. Just, remember hat anxiety/nervousness you felt when you first entered the slave's tavern. That fear of failing. Use that fear to guide your posture while out looking for him so that you'll blend in a bit better.

Man its sad when you have to play the responsible one and drag other people away from whatever vises have ensnared them.

Go find the big lug and see what he has gotten up to.

I think he's being mugged because he just lost 25 gold on a bet and didn't kill anybody.
That has implications for other people, if you had been listening to the bold and thinking.
He's being held hostage right now.

Goddammit, we have to find him before we get enslaved for REAL. Be prepared to kill some lizard dudes.

1/3 Story Seeker 2014/11/23(Sun)15:52 No. 604768 ID: 602cd8
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>I think he's being mugged
Well... perhaps? Given the state of this place, whos lizards perhaps are sounding even more brutal than those in my own cavern, I am beginning to fear for our situation after all.

I will pocket my emblem and go find the big guy.

>Just, remember hat anxiety/nervousness you felt when you first entered the slave's tavern. That fear of failing. Use that fear to guide your posture while out looking for him so that you'll blend in a bit better.
Given how my thoughts are running away from me, I may not need to act this out after all! I search for some time, and eventually I hear a commotion. I hurry off as the words take recognizable form.

>"You overgrown idiot! You think you can just come to our town and take our property?!"
>"I told you already, sir!"

2/3 Story Seeker 2014/11/23(Sun)15:52 No. 604769 ID: 602cd8
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>"I had not set anything in stone, it was to be - Story Seeker! I have a problem."

3/3 Story Seeker 2014/11/23(Sun)15:53 No. 604770 ID: 602cd8
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Does this count as being mugged, I wonder?

>"I had a single kobold come to me begging me for food, then to purchase him out of his previous life. While I did not go and purchase him, I could not leave him to starve! I do not know why he came to me in particular, but he did, and once I was seen feeding a single kobold, all of them came to me! I told you guys, I cannot purchase all of you even if I had your master's consent! I'm not... that rich!"

Oh, what a tragic delivery of a lie that was! I don't think anyone was fooled.

>"You shit!" says the other lizard. "You help any of these little bastards out without any permission, then I know you aren't gonna be leaving this town without a damn coin to your name!"

>>604770
Alright time for some ACTING.

Go up to him and grovel on the ground, telling him that you played at the slave bar but you didn't know they were supposed to keep quiet so the owner broke his lute! Beg him to forgive you and not to (make up some horrible torture here) again. Even if he heals you afterwards, you can still remember...

Well this is entertaining. Either life is in fact bad enough here that all the kobold slaves are desperate enough to pull this stunt in public. Or they just instantly noticed that Kex was a easy mark to try and mob for loose change/food.

Now you just have to figure out which one it is. And then decide if the idea of kobold slavery is offensive enough to the both of you that you need to do something about it right now.

If the slaves here and the fort really do have it that bad it would be great to help them. But you have a time limit on your mission and if you end up with a village worth of kobold slaves you might end up responsible for there welfare.

I would find out more info before making any plans involving the slaves. Go wave them off Kex and see if you can diffuse the situation. While you are doing so check the physical condition of the slaves bothering him. If they are all malnourished and beaten you should be able to tell. If not they might just be looking for a handout.

Okay, look. This village is going to produce the same amount of food whether Kexlux buys them their meals or not. And the lizards here would have to be stupid to allow all their slaves to starve, then they'd have no slaves! If there's enough food to buy them meals, there's always enough food to keep them from starving.

So obviously he should feel fine not feeding them.

>>604773
That's... not a terrible idea. If you can get him to 'punish' you, or bring up a sufficiently terrible past punishment, it might scare them off.

Especially if it's made clear he's only not harming them because they're the property of others. They'll clear out quick before their master says it's okay to thump them.

Bring up how he lost his gold to the goblins. That ought to get his anger up and scare everybody away.

>>604774
It could be some of both. While most of them are probably not literally starving to death (since the town wound run out of slaves that way), being fed enough not to die in the short term does not mean being fed enough for happiness and long term health.
Judging by the local lizards so far these kobolds are taking a risk by asking at all, so I think they probably have good reasons to do so.

1/3 Story Seeker 2014/11/24(Mon)20:30 No. 605287 ID: 602cd8
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>Look at the other kobolds for signs of treatment
It seems most of them are quite thin, but not starving! I suspect that, based on what I have heard in the past, it is possible that the lizardfolk use food as a motivator for their slaves. So if Kexluk fed one, then its master may feel that Kexluk gave that kobold a reason to not work so hard.

Now I will act!

>"Forgive me, master! I broke the rules of this town, and that lute you bought me has been destroyed! I beg you, don't throw me off any more cliffs, or carve messages into my skin! Even if you heal me, I can still remember! I can remember the pain!"

2/3 Story Seeker 2014/11/24(Mon)20:31 No. 605288 ID: 602cd8
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Kexluk puts on quite a scary face! I think he's rolling with it after all. Or... maybe he is actually mad?

>".... that's right." he says. "You can, and you will. You're going to buy yourself a new lute, and for every coin it costs me, I'm going to take it out of one of your bones. And if these ants don't get off of me, I'm going to do the same, regardless of whether or not their master approves! And you!" Kexluk yells at the other lizardman. "If you have a problem with me, then fight!"

Ah, rolling with it! Good.

3/3 Story Seeker 2014/11/24(Mon)20:31 No. 605289 ID: 602cd8
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Well, that did the trick, and even the other lizardman simply glares a bit more at Kexluk before opting to not, in fact, fight him. Kexluk picke me up quite casually and quite... quietly. At least for a few blocks, before he raises me to eye level.

>".... I don't like to act, Story Seeker, and I don't like to compromise. I have built a reputation on distancing myself from this sort of life. You are my friend, and you know that mean no harm to you, just as I know that you did not mean harm to me. Know also, though, that I would rather die fighting every last lizard scum in this shitstain of a desert town than sling my own name through the mud. And I would rather sully my own name than risk either the mission I promised success on or your wellbeing. Do you understand me?"

And, actually quite mad, after all.

>>605289
Oops. Understood.

Next time we have to put up an act, how about we go in a completely different direction again? Like, maybe tell someone he's the best master ever? If all the rumors are different then none of them will be believable.

"Sorry, was kinda just thinking on my feet there. Won't make a repeat of it."
And then let's not make a repeat of it.

Apologize, continue mission.

Oh, now might be a good time to mention counter chick as a post-mission thing.

We've done Kexluk a dishonor here. That was really thoughtless. To make up for it, when we arrive at our destination, we are going to incite a slave revolt and ensure it's success, to make up for a callous behavior.

...
So why are you using your own name Kexluk?
Names are a weakness.
I understand that's not the point you're making here, and we get your concerns. But Zirkala sent us here for a reason. Unlike a paladin who has oaths, you CAN adapt, and even become better than an average paladin. You actually guide your own path, and may use any tool at your disposal that you see fit. So we must find the right tools, and understand our weaknesses!
You don't have to act, but you don't technically have to sully your name. Let's just plan a bit better for circumstances like these.

Like, for example, while you do have problems bullying people, you can't have a problem bullying bullys, and lizardmen respect power. So be true to yourself, and like, show some motherfuckers up! Instead of threatening kobolds, LEAD them to leave you alone. If you got to get a bunch of people asking you for stuff you can't give them, what WOULD Kexluk do if you didn't have Story Seeker to back you up with a lie, or the money to buy the slaves, or the muscle to get out of here if you pissed off an entire town by freeing them all? If he had a mission of dire importance, and I do mean DIRE. Not "I promised on my honor" DIRE, I mean "LIFE AS WE KNOW IT COULD END IF THE MISSION IS FAILED AND ONLY I CAN DO FINISH THE MISSION SO I MUST PRESERVE MY LIFE OVER MY HONOR" dire.

These kobolds may have been in need of freedom quite understandibly, but they were risking your life, almost practically holding your identity hostage and could have blown the whole thing. They were acting against your life, almost like a common mugger. You don't just give muggers what they want, because they've had hardships that make them desperate, do you Kexluk?

Wow, you two suck at blending in. Anyway, apologies seem to be in order... after you two arrive at somewhere more private than the middle of a street where you don't know who might be lurking. I mean, come on, both of you guy's shitty acting skills and known wealth must've attracted at least some suspicion.

Know any bardic privacy spells? Or maybe save the conversation for travel on the open road? Also, you might as well work out what sort of acting is acceptable, because you two'll be doing a whole lot more of it (and hopefully less suckily) when you arrive at the lizard-town. Remember, we're aiming for secrecy here. You can always free some slaves after you've completed your objectives.

Speaking of slaves, try asking Kexluk about the emblem after you work out the lying thing. It's unlikely that he'd know anything about it, but it's worth a shot.

>Do you understand me?
I genuinely apologize, Kexluk. I am used to playing a role to suit the needs of the moment, and I failed to consider how that would effect you. I meant to help, not disrespect, but I wronged you. We should have been able to do this without sullying your name.

Perhaps, before we reach our destination, we should work out a narrative you are comfortable with?

After that, tell him about your conversation with Tulip. At least one kobold here knows he's not actually cruel, and if she talks, the other kobolds should eventually find out that was an act. So... there's some hope for his reputation.

I am very sorry Kexluk. I really should have thought this little plan of mine through a bit more. I was inconsiderate and I hope you can forgive me.

We need to work on our story in private before we go any farther. I sort of assumed you would be using a fake name and pretending to be a mercenary and I would be your personal slave. I was having so much fun playing my silly slave role that I never thought about your end of it.

So you tell me how you want to portray yourself to the world and I will help.

When you are in private tell him about the events at the tavern and what you learned from Tulip. The slaves here are not fed that well so are desperate. Would love to help somehow but not sure how to go about it.

Kex I am a idiot. I got so caught up in playing this silly slave act that I forgot to consider your end of things. I am sorry for not talking with you beforehand.

So lets get our act together and decide on how we are going to handle this mission.

>>605289

Apologize, and mention your confusion to Kex how the Lizards who supposedly worship Order and Justice mistreat their slaves enough that they would be -this- desperate to leave them. Let it slip out that while he was dealing with kobolds, we had Tulip ask us to take her as well.

1/2 Story Seeker 2014/12/04(Thu)19:42 No. 608879 ID: d09e6e
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Although it's not exactly a private setting, there appears to be no one around, so we simply hush our voices so as to not be overheard.

"Yes, Kexluk, I understand, and you have my greatest apologies. I think we should establish just what sort of master-slave relation we would like in more detail, in fact?"
>"Yes. I suppose we should. Let me... think it over. Let me establish what I can tolerate having people say about me."
>"Perhaps you would like to use a different name?" he eyes me rather solemnly at that advice. "... ah, right, you don't like to act, as you said. But! Perhaps this is why Zirkala sent us on this mission, as while I apologize for reminding you that you are no longer a paladin, this also means that without such oaths, you may be able to act more freely and adapt!"
>"I did not make those oaths out of some selfish desire to be of a paladin order. I made those because I honestly believed them personally. I do not want to adapt if it means giving those up."
"Another thing that I must wonder... these lizards support order and justice, but they treat their own kobolds as, well, not what I'd call justice!"
>"This is a perverse town. Their 'order' just means what they think is the natural way of things. Lizards at the top, all other races at the bottom, and their 'justice' is simply making sure that their primitive notion of order is maintained. It is not some golden beacon of ethics, Story Seeker. This place disgusts me, and if their main fort is like this, as I expect, then I have no qualms about stealing their artifact."
"I see! I'm glad to hear that, at the least, but once again, I am sorry for not considering your own feelings, Kexluk."
>"Don't worry. Hold on, we're at another tavern. Have you eaten?"
"I have not. Ah, and there is one other kobold that wishes for freedom - well, rather, slavery under you, despite that I, uh, and I apologize again, did not make you sound all that nice."
>"I will see what I can do for this kobold and all of the others in the long run. But I have had enough irritable circumstances already. Let's cool off indoors.

2/2 Story Seeker 2014/12/04(Thu)19:42 No. 608881 ID: d09e6e
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We enter the tavern, and although its walls are no silver lined feats of architecture, it's certainly a far cozier looking place than the underground bar of before.

>"I would like the finest meal for myself and my comp-slave!" Kexluk says loudly upon entry, towards the nearest worker.
>"Sorry, no room for kobolds here. The food and seats as wasted on them."
>"I'm going to insist. There are not even any other lizardfolk here to be offended."
>"There will be when working hours are over, which is soon."
>"We will be fast."
>"NO kobolds.
>"What sort of business would you run without offering food to any who would pay and eat quietly?"
>"A self-respecting one with standards!"
>"That is insanity!" Kexluk says, and the both of them sound more heated with each passing exchange.

>>608881
Whisper into Kex's ear that he should buy food and bring it outside.

>>608881
Poke him with your tail, then tell him when its appropriate to pretend to get extras for himself, while you wait outside, and give them to you afterward.

Hey, Kexluk, why don't you assert authority over her? As more than a customer. Just a thought. Make her respect you and your wants. In a way that's true to Kexluk, of course. But we gotta think HOW.

Make sure Kexluk at least make this look like a power thing though. Make it not about trying to treat kobolds nice, it's about looking like a boss rich fucker and not giving a shit who thinks about you. Flash some cash.

Pfft, self respecting business. Business is about servicing the customer hand and fucking foot. The world is the customers property. This BUSINESS is KEXLUK'S property. OURS.

Master, might I suggest you just order takeout?

This having someone to stick up for your dignity thing is weird. Usually you don't even stick up for your dignity!

>you are no longer a paladin
How did that happen, exactly? Was it because he failed his mission versus Zirkala last time? Was it because he lost his sword? Because he broke an oath of Chasity? Or if not chastity, was it the threeway with a lich?

See if you can feed him some lines about how if she wants to starve her slaves so that they are useless that's her decision. But he likes to keep a eye on his so you do not get into trouble.

Oh or a story about how the last time you got out of his sight half the towns kobolds ended up pregnant. Some reason he would not want you away from his side for long.

Yeah, I'm going to have to go with just eating some of Kex's food. The size difference between you guys is so huge, I don't think it's going to matter much if he gets extra or not. No point in attracting more unnecessary attention to yourself.

1/3 Story Seeker 2014/12/05(Fri)16:28 No. 609196 ID: d09e6e
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>How exactly did Kexluk stop being a paladin?
I'm... not actually sure, to be honest! It sounded as though losing the sword was an unacceptable event, although losing a battle against a lich could also have been the cause. I doubt it was the raunchy acts with a lich, nor the servitude with Zirkala, as it sounded as though he had already lost his paladin-hood by the time that occurred.

I whisper into Kexluk's ear, before this gets out of hand.

"I am fine with takeout, Kexluk. In fact, our sizes are so differences, I would likely receive my fill by taking a nibble of your own meal. Or, perhaps mention a reason why you want to keep a close eye on me? Such as causing half a village's kobold population to become pregnant the last time you left me alone?"

I can practically feel Kexluk internally groaning at that sort of excuse, but he turns to the worker.

>"Perhaps you like to nearly starve your own slaves, but I prefer mine in working order! In any case, I cannot leave him alone. He gets into trouble, even if he doesn't mean to."
>"Then that's your problem."
>"Then I will take my business elsewhere."

2/3 Story Seeker 2014/12/05(Fri)16:28 No. 609198 ID: d09e6e
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"Really, Kexluk! I am fine with eating outdoors. In fact, just having a good, prepared meal was something of a rarity for me until recently. For most of my life, it was primarily cave scraps and raw fish!"
>"No! I do not care if I must act as though you are my slave anymore, but I am not going to have you shoved to eat outside like a common animal. We will find you a place to eat where you are welcome."

He says that, but Kexluk is quick to exhaust each option, one establishment after the next. For doing this for my sake, he sure is stubborn, and won't listen to my advice!

"I do hear lizardfolk respect power. I don't suppose that there is a, uh, paladin-friendly way of using force to get what you want? And make it look like a power thing, rather than looking out for me?"
>"Hrm... no, this is for too selfish a reason, even if it is not for my own sake. No, I believe I know where we can go, Story Seeker."

3/3 Story Seeker 2014/12/05(Fri)16:29 No. 609199 ID: d09e6e
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We enter what looks like a place populated by kobolds, who immediately tense up when Kexluk enters the, well, premises. We are in no structure, but rather an area on the outskirts of the town.

>"Be at ease, kobolds!" Kexluk yells. "I am here to feed my own slave, and myself. Barkeeper! Give us enough food for the both of us."
>"Er, uh. Are you sure you wouldn't like to eat at one of the proper taverns around here more fitting to you, sir?"
>"Do you have a problem with my presence?"
>"Well, no. No, but... it's improper. I don't think... your other kind will really like to see you eating here. We don't have, uh, food fit for - "
>"I am going to eat in the company of my slave, one way or the other, barkeep!"
>"Okay! Okay, okay.... okay. Just... sit there. We'll start cooking... what we can."

Well, this is.... possibly not a great idea! I can hardly complain, having just trampled upon Kexluk's own ideas, but he seems rather disinterested in my own!

.... and on the other hand, perhaps I simply find it strange to have someone else sticking up for my own dignity.

>>609199
Um, won't this exhaust the tavern's supplies and leave no food left for the kobolds? Even if Kex pays a lot for it, they'll have trouble replenishing their stock.

Um. They have enough food for someone of his, stature, right? He probably eats a lot more.

Assuming they can, see to smoothing things over with the other bolds. Your master is just being stubborn, and prooving a point. He didn't take kindly to one of the other lizards telling him who he could and could not eat with.

Stubbornness and pride will make more sense to them than him sticking up for you.

....Wow. This is an incredibly stupid idea. You're going to attract so much attention. It doesn't help that Kex is huge. I predict angry lizardfolk mob soon.

Besides, as above poster pointed out, they probably don't have enough food for Kex, and even if he gives money to replenish their stores, the lizardfolk will probably just take it from them. If Kex can't manage to get takeout, you might as well just eat separately. Try finding a lizard place near here though so you can keep an eye on Kex. I can't believe SS has to be the responsible one here.

>>609198
>"Hrm... no, this is for too selfish a reason, even if it is not for my own sake. No, I believe I know where we can go, Story Seeker."

Well, you're eating right now, so I guess it doesn't matter, but this seems like a paradox. He's making us both eat outside with the other kobold's, putting our mission at risk, all. That IS selfish. Kexluk, you're confusing the hell out of me! We're also putting these kobold's at risk by doing this.

What he's doing right now is WAY more selfish than just letting you eat outside while he gets a finer meal.

You know what this is fine. Just tell them that once Kex gets his head set on something nothing will change it.

See if they have enough food to serve you and if a bit of money will help out. Heck maybe you could check with the traders you lost the bet with and buy some food off of them. Then have a big bbq or something. Would be the perfect spot to continue you entertaining that got cut off earlier.

I like the idea of getting food from the traders and starting a big party. Ask your "master" what he thinks of the idea.

>>609199

Well, if we can't convince Kex, we can at least try to get something out of our fellow kobolds.

Ask around your Kobold brethren if they know anything about the fort, and if they question you going off, tell them either your master commanded you not to bother him as he eats, or that he wants a well-informed slave.

Too bad we can't just slaughter our way through the town , these guys at scum but they may or may not deserve it.
Can we see if the caravan is willing to help us smuggle the kobold slaves out? Can the teleport from here back the other town?
If we can't save them now we can ask if Zirkala is willing to summon Ralex to help clear out the town. Also we mustn't forget to have her summon Springfoot for wooing at the same time.

1/2 Story Seeker 2015/02/10(Tue)19:46 No. 624582 ID: 602cd8
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>I can't believe SS has to be the responsible one here.
Well, there is a first time for everything!

"Kex, I appreciate your concern, but this does put our mission and these kobolds at risk. I would put risk, too, in saying that you are being terribly stubborn about this! I believe we can help these kobolds in better ways, if you would like."
>"Story Seeker... hm. Your points are valid, yet... no, not yet."
"Perhaps we can purchase food from the caravan?"
>"I greatly dislike the idea, but only because of personal reasons! No, I actually like that idea - it is a good way to either get over this, or see if that caravan was truly malicious."

>"Nevermind the order, kobolds, I believe I am not fit for this locale." he says as neutrally as he can. The kobolds appear visibly relieved, and so I believe it's for the best.

2/2 Story Seeker 2015/02/10(Tue)19:46 No. 624583 ID: 602cd8
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>"Oh, it's the big one. You're not too sore, are you?" the lead goblin says, upon our approach. Their armed guards get their weapons ready, but Kexluk doesn't seem to mind."
>"Not sore enough to boycott your caravan. I would like food for myself and my kobold."
>"Yeah?"
>"... yes."
>"Well, we did say we'd give you a discount! Shit, guys, every time I tell you to put the roof higher when we're in lizard country."
>"I actually forgot about that."
>"Oh, damn, shouldn't have said anything, heh. Oh, well. Wait, you're already over our win? That's a little hard to believe."
>"Please do not attribute me to the brutes around here."
>"A lizardman with a heart and wallet of gold, eh? Alright, we'll give you some good food for a good price. Say, you guys still want a ride to the next town? It's on us. We're leaving tomorrow morning."

A tempting offer, although it's also true that Kexluk could likely bring the both of there quicker than the caravan could, but Kexluk is a flesh and blood being that can't have endless stamina, even if it may seem otherwise.

>>624583
I believe the plan was to rush to this town then take it easy on the next leg. Let's stick with the plan.

Well the next town is your objective right? Would be good to be rested up before you start there. Plus rolling in with the caravan will look more natural than wandering in on foot. Also you can chat with the goblins and find out more about the fort. They probably know a good amount about the area if they run this trade route often.

If you stay overnight you will have a chance to talk with Kexluk and make a plan for finding and stealing whatever it is you are after. This object could be forgotten in a basement or proudly displayed on the highest tower. Or the local chief could be sitting on it for all we know.

>>624583
They might also have a teleporter dude her to make it instant, so fuck yeah we'll ride.

Catching a ride with the caravan seems good.

1/2 Story Seeker 2015/02/15(Sun)12:36 No. 625177 ID: 602cd8
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"If you are alright with this, Kexluk, it seems like a fine decision."
>"Were we not going to get there as soon as possible?" Kexluk asks.
>"What're you guys in such a rush for?" says the goblin.
"I wouldn't say that we are! We're simply impatient. Nonetheless, we've made good time. I don't suppose there's another teleporter for the rest of the trip?"
>"Nope, sorry. We're out in the middle of no where, 'bold, so we gotta foot the rest of the way. So, you in?"
>"We're in." says Kexluk.

The goblins craft us a fine dinner, of which puts Kexluk back in good spirit, it seems!

"I apologize for my earlier steam, merchants! Perhaps I had you all pegged wrong, and even if I did not, there was no excuse for me to act that way."
>"Oh don't worry about it you doofus, it's not like you tried to get the town guard on our asses."

2/2 Story Seeker 2015/02/15(Sun)12:36 No. 625178 ID: 602cd8
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"Say, you've been to Spearstone before, right? Might I ask what that place is like? Kexluk and I would like to fit in. As best as we can."
>"Your best, uh... no offense, guys, but your best ain't very good. Still, same sorta outsider stuff as always. Try to avoid eye contact with people, keep to yourselves, just watch what they do, that sorta stuff."
>"What sort of folklore or legends do they have? I hear they are religious." asks Kexluk.
>"Yeah, advocates for order. Their order. Kinda lame even by orderly standards. They even have a big ol' temple devoted to their shi- excuse me, their beloved gods. Gotta watch my damn mouth."
>"Is it simply a normal temple, or does it house important people, or objects?" Subtle, Kexluk!
>"Uh... yeah, they got some relic from their god. I mean, pretty sure their god is false - oh my god at least look around before talking, me - but they still have some some magical thingamajic up on the high altar. Priests and stuff say it talks to them. Gives them orders on little life decisions like whether their farms should be on the east side or west side, little prophecies, stuff like that."
"What kind of prophecies do they have?"
>"Just stuff like 'incoming bad weather!' mostly. I mean the only big one that the artifact gave is that some kobold's gonna go in there and steal the artifact and chaos up the town. That's the sort of vague bullshit though that I'm pretty sure is just there to make lizards give kobolds the ol' dirty eyeballs."
"Do they say what kind of kobold would do that?"
>"Not really, but Kobold's in there have to wear emblems, right? Well they say that the emblem of this one has 6 vertical strokes in the middle circle. Most have 4 or 5."
"I see!" Come to think of it, I believe the one given to me had 6.
>"What happens then, if the lizardman saw a kobold with a 6 lined emblem?"
"I dunno. Probably publicly execute 'im or something. Why?"

>>625178
You were thinking you could probably turn him in for a reward.

As for what to do about the emblem, well, turn it! The prophecy specifies vertical strokes. They won't be looking for horizontal or diagonal.

>>625181
that sounds like the BEST idea.

We could just add another stroke in it, can't we? Lucky number 7! Or 8 or 9. You know, just in case horizontal or diagonal is not allowed due to forgeries or some shit.

Will the prophecy change if we change it though? What if no one's heard about the part where we change it to whatever we made it to be?

What we HAVE to do is make EVERY EMBLEM six vertical stripes. And spread them throughout the town. That way, no prophecy can touch us. They're not going to tank their economy by commiting genocide. I mean, come on, their lizard people, not monsters.

Wait, who makes the emblems? Why would they even make an unlucky six strike emblem if it will lead to something bad?

Check your emblem. We may need to modify it.

Hmm I wonder why you were given that emblem? Seems there are things going on behind the scenes around here.

Well we could modify the emblem. Or just say fuck it and wear it anyway and see what happens. But that might be a bad idea. Still have enough time here to track down the guy who gave it to you I think. Could be a kobold resistance group noticed your horrible acting and realized you were not a slave. And are expecting you to cause a mess when you get to the fort.

Ask the goblins where these emblems come from. And if this "prophecy" is public knowledge doesn't it defeat the point?

Make sure to mention the emblem and encounter to Kex if you have not already. Once out of earshot of course.

Ask what gods they worship. There's might be false but you know there are real ones running around.

And when did it give this prophecy? Cause it sounds like they made it up to keep slaves in line.

1/2 Story Seeker 2015/02/22(Sun)15:58 No. 626167 ID: 602cd8
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>Turn it so they're horizontal.
Of course! A simple idea, but a good one. Crisis averted!

>I mean, come on, their lizard people, not monsters.
So one can hope!

"Ah, I figured if I saw him, perhaps I should know! And perhaps turn him in, too. Who makes these emblems, anyway?"
>"Probly the lizard priests."
"And what is stopping them from simply not making an emblem with 6 vertical strikes?"
>"Look, I don't know, guy. Maybe it's a fake emblem. You obviously thought about this more than they have. Like I said, it's probably just some propoganda."
"If it's public knowledge, doesn't it defeat the point?"
>"I don't know how you guys think!"
"Well, might I ask what kind of gods you worship?"
>"That's private!"
"Then never mind the question!"

2/2 Story Seeker 2015/02/22(Sun)16:00 No. 626168 ID: 602cd8
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We make some idle banter before the merchants start packing up. We retire to our bedrooms, as we get ready ourselves.

"By the way, Kexluk? Earlier today, I was given that very emblem."
>"Oh? Well, I trust you have minded yourself about it. I kept my mouth still, but I too heard of a similar prophecy. You see, Story Seeker, earlier today, I was approached by an old man who claimed that I was the savior of Spearstone, and that I would root out and slay the kobold with 6 vertical stripes."
"Ah, and if that is me?"
>"Then the prophecy is a lie, as many are."
"I take it you do not believe in prophecies either, hm?"
>"I do, but I would also be naive to think that false prophecies and baseless superstition don't exist either. Anyways, I was told to approach a priest in spearstone and say that I was sent by Wazsh, whom I believe was the name of the old fellow. I suppose I may follow up on that, but I have little idea if it's anything I want to be involved in either."

>>626168
Waaaaait a minute. If this prophecy is public knowledge, and you were given an emblem with 6 vertical stripes, then you were most likely given it by the true owner of the emblem.

This means there's a chaos worshipping kobold running around. The prophecy is likely true, it's just not about YOU.

On the other hand... you could use this to your advantage. Instead of trying to approach with a low profile, Story Seeker could stir up some shit while wearing the vertical-6 emblem, and Kexluk, as the "savior", will volunteer to guard the artifact. Then he'll steal it instead.

I'm not sure which is the better plan... but Kexluk might not like to be known as a failed guard, so maybe that second plan won't work.

Huh. Was Tulip trying to get you in trouble? Or was she trying to get rid of an emblem that would get her in trouble? Is she the real kobold from the prophecy?

Maybe we should reconsider buying her out of there. If she's prophesied to steal the thing we want, or if she's otherwise involved, maybe having her along might help? Or if she's trying to get you in trouble, better to keep her close?

>prophecies
It occurs to me the prophecy about a kobold stealing the artifact, and Kexluk stopping the theft can't both be true, by definition. Although he's certainly in a position to stop it, if he wanted to...

>I suppose I may follow up on that, but I have little idea if it's anything I want to be involved in either.
It... does give us an in. A legitimate reason to be there, and for them to trust you.

And if you're comfortable with the deception, one of the most effective means to steal something is being the person supposed to guard it.

Obviously there are all sorts of players here all with there own agendas.

There will be the lizard priests who don't want there sweet gig ruined. And a anti slavery kobold faction hiding somewhere. And maybe a few progressive lizardman members even. And thats not counting any actual chaos or order priests wandering around.

So be ready for anything and don't worry to much about plotting in the background. You have a rather simple job to do and after you do it you can worry about the other stuff if you want.

>>626168
Yeah, no, there's another kobold that was meant to have the stripes. Either it's one we'll give to another or the man who somehow passed it off to you. It's probably him. I mean, he knew about the prophecy if what he said was any indication, so yeah, he intended for you to die today instead of him.

What a dick.
Kexluk, you might actually kill that kobold. He's competition for the artifact, and completely willing to have a naive kobold killed in his place. Despicable.

Story Seeker 2015/03/09(Mon)21:56 No. 628535 ID: 602cd8
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>He intended for you to die today instead of him.
Yes, I do feel that he likely did not have my own best interests at heart, in hindsight. Nevertheless, now I am aware, and I am not one to bear a grudge!

>It occurs to me the prophecy about a kobold stealing the artifact, and Kexluk stopping the theft can't both be true, by definition.
True! But as Kexluk said - or something like he said - for every drop of true prophecy, there's a bucket of superstition and false predictions.

>Was Tulip trying to get you in trouble?
Ah, Tulip is not the one who gave it to me! That was a mysterious kobold of which I only met once, at which he gave me my rather dubious token.

"Well, the only thing I can think of is stirring up trouble myself, as you offer to guard the artifact! However, the plan ends with you stealing it, and I somewhat doubt you wish to have a reputation as a failed guard."
>"You're learning well, Story Seeker, because that is absolutely correct. But... then again, the entire point of this mission is to steal something, and the only option may require subterfuge." Kexluk lets out a few grumbles, of which I find to be rather dramatically vocalized. "Simply taking it with brute force is likely suicide, and we certainly cannot convince them, from what I have seen. Perhaps... hm, I may yet want to look into a disguise... no, that is no better. I do not hide from my actions."

Kexluk continues having a bit of a crisis, shooting his own ideas down.

"Perhaps we are overthinking this? It seems like there are many factions, and, well... it's complicated, I must admit! I'd like to just focus on the fact that our mission itself, nevermind the various factions, is quite simple."
>"Yes, but while I will do as Zirkala asks, I am having second thoughts about serving her. With that said, if I am to break my loyalty, I shall do it to her personally, not in the middle of her mission. I will swallow my pride for the time, and support the plan to become a guard only to steal it from under them. We can always change the plan, should we learn new material by mingling with that fortress. For now, though, we need our rest, I don't believe it is a long trip to the fort from here!"

Available Options:
Continue as Story Seeker
Switch to Kexluk

Switch.

As fun as Story is we need to take Kex out for a drive.

>>628535
Hmmmmmm... hang on, we can turn this another way. The original 6-lined kobold will attack at one point, right? Then Kexluk can defend the artifact and slay that kobold. Then while the place is celebrating and has lowered its guard, SS can go steal it, as a second 6-lined kobold. Kexluk's name will be clean, as he did what he was tasked with. It was, after all, not going to be permanent guard duty. The only trouble would be getting the artifact out without anyone noticing.

Let's switch to Kexluk for this and do the detective work.

>"You're learning well, Story Seeker, because that is absolutely correct. But... then again, the entire point of this mission is to steal something, and the only option may require subterfuge." Kexluk lets out a few grumbles, of which I find to be rather dramatically vocalized. "Simply taking it with brute force is likely suicide, and we certainly cannot convince them, from what I have seen. Perhaps... hm, I may yet want to look into a disguise... no, that is no better. I do not hide from my actions."
Subterfuge is much lighter on one's record than double crossing, at least.

Story Seeker is more of the rogue type, while Kexluk could track down the prophesized Kobold, the one that gave away the badge.

I say let's tag along Kexluk.

Switch.
Also we're not stealing, we're liberating.

1/5 Story Seeker 2015/03/10(Tue)21:17 No. 628668 ID: 602cd8
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Switched to Kexluk

>"That's correct, our plans will crack if we attempt to wander the maps while in the dark! Let's sleep for now, as we have plenty of time to think."
"That sounds fair, Story Seek-"

He's already sleeping. I'm hardly tired, however, but I can at least keep my thoughts to myself.

>It's not stealing, it's liberating.
This sounds like a weak excuse and justification at first, a mere thought-hop away from 'rules were made to be broken', however... perhaps it may not be. I do not know anything about the relic, and for all I know, the lizards truly aren't the rightful owner at all. If they did steal it, or any other reason why they do not deserve to have such a relic, than that will certainly lift a great load off my mind. I hardly like the idea of hoping that they stole such a thing, mind.

....

Yet realistically, it is likely! The lizardmen around here have been the worst examples of my kind, and this may reflect accurately, and poorly, upon the leadership.

2/5 Story Seeker 2015/03/10(Tue)21:17 No. 628669 ID: 602cd8
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>The original 6-lined kobold will attack at one point, right?
If this whole prophecy turns out to be authentic, then yes. But, I have a stronger feeling that if we wait for a 6 lined kobold, we will be waiting for a very long time.

....

Perhaps he had his reasons for giving Story Seeker the emblem. I hardly wish to slay him on first sighting. After all, the kobolds have been under a relentless heel. Who can blame them for wishing to overthrow their overlords? Certainly not myself. Perhaps he simply had great faith in Story Seeker.

For some reason.

...

Perhaps he simply wanted the prophecy to come true, and decided to take desperate matters into his own hands? Story Seeker does have a lingering stench of chaos, having been in contact by the god of chaos himself, come to think of...

3/5 Story Seeker 2015/03/10(Tue)21:19 No. 628670 ID: 602cd8
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...

That may be problematic. I was overly optimistic in that chaos going away by now. My highly trained paladin senses can just pick that up, but I would be reckless to assume that no priests in Spearstone can pick up on that as well. No, this makes sense. Why else would Story Seeker be so quickly approached? I doubt that handing every travelling kobold an emblem to get them killed is a tradition.

... then again, it could be.

Either way, I will have to purge Story Seeker's latent chaos, if I can, tomorrow morning.

5/5 Story Seeker 2015/03/10(Tue)21:20 No. 628672 ID: 602cd8
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I simply cannot sleep, even if Story Seeker stayed still.

I doubt Story's really capable of ill intent, if you explain what the plan is RE: the chaos taint he'd probably go along with it. Really he just wants good stories and good bed.

Well Story has been sleeping with the arch priest of the chaos god for awhile now. Plus Tom has been directly interfering with his adventures as well. So while he is not a direct follower of chaos he is probably covered in the stuff.

Not to mention the fact that he has the Lich king and a time lord watching him. And those are just the people we know about. It's probably a good bet you two are being watched by all sorts of celestial entities at this point.

Just remember when dealing with Story that he is just about as good a person as you can find. He is charitable, kind, and does his best to protect his friends. But he is a tiny kobold so he has to steal and sneak and sometimes deal with things in a less than honest manner. When your species is near the bottom of the food chain you have to be tricky if you want to survive.

So don't hold it against him if he comes up with ideas that might be a bit un-paladin like.

As for the morality of stealing this artifact it really depends on what they are doing with it. If they are healing the sick and using it to make life better for everyone it would be a dick move to steal it. But I am guessing the situation is nothing like that. They are probably using it to maintain the status quo and keep there control over the area.

So let Story know about your chaos theory in the morning and you can see what he thinks. Best not to worry about the rest until you get to the fort.

Pet him like a kitty.
If kobold's had ears, I suggest scratching behind them.

Okay no. Umm. Honestly, if you didn't HAVE present company, usually I'd suspect you'd entertain yourself or something because sleeping's easier after that. I dunno.

You know, I actually have a bad feeling. If you think priests have sensed Story Seeker's chaos, there may already be a mob brewing. Look out the window. You've most probably blew your cover early today after the way you acted. You were playing it WAY too close for comfort, and may have put your friend in considerable danger.

>>628672
Go for a walk, then.

Roll Story down a bit and then cocoon him in the blanket so he stops flailing about in his sleep.

Then take a late night walk to clear your head. No point in lying here and worrying about what might happen tomorrow.

>>It's not stealing, it's liberating.
What about crusades and stuff? It's not as if paladins and the like never take things from others- it just has to be for a good reason. Which you hope to heck that's what you're here for.

>keeps moving in his sleep
Is this some kind of kobold survival tactic? Evolved over ages at the bottom rung of cave hierarchies? Continue to evade, remain unpredictable, even at rest?

>paladin senses
...I thought you said you weren't a paladin, anymore?

>can't sleep
Well, it's fortunate you're getting a ride tomorrow, at least. You won't fall behind if you're not well rested.

1/3 Kexluk 2015/03/11(Wed)20:23 No. 628776 ID: 602cd8
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>Is kobold restlessness some kind of kobold survival tactic?
If it is, it is a poor one! I cannot imagine any threat to a kobold being thrown off by poor sleeping habits.

>There may already be a mob brewing
There may be trouble brewing, but if there is, a normal mob would be a bit more noisy. All I can hear are the crackles of some distant flames.

I do take a look out the window, nonetheless. The window is not that clear, and it takes me a moment to adjust.

>Go for a walk
I'd like to, but having worries about Story Seeker, I am reluctant. Especially if there is any chance that I've put him in danger.

I don't see anyone out there, but I am still uneasy. My well trained paladin regime makes me think that it may not just be a restless night.

>You're not a paladin anymore, are you?
I am not, in title, but the spirit and training does not simply go away at a whim!

2/3 Kexluk 2015/03/11(Wed)20:23 No. 628777 ID: 602cd8
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I roll Story Seeker into a blanket cocoon, and carry him out with me. I feel like I may be disturbing him simply to satiate my neurotic paranoia, but I would never forgive myself if that paranoia turned out to be well founded. He sleeps like a rock, so this seems like it will work out just fine.

The light sandstorm here does feel nice, to be honest. Should I ever have the luxury of retiring, I would dream of a nice desert home.

3/3 Kexluk 2015/03/11(Wed)20:23 No. 628778 ID: 602cd8
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... but there's no doubt that someone's out there.

>>628778
...giant scorpion on the roof? Keep alert. Prepare for a fight.