Well, try talking to it first. It hasn't attacked yet, so that's something.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/13(Tue)22:39 No. 64638 ID: 6faa8c
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>>64634
Beasts mostly don't talk. Maybe one in five? I dunno. I know the Lord of them is smarter than me, at least...

"Greetings, Beast."

There's a rumbling affirmation that it heard me but little more. Hurmph. I'm half a mind to just plow into him by now...

((It is my sad duty to announce that my updates will not be nearly as regular as usual. Since I aim to join the Air Force Reserves, there's a lot of work I have to do, not the least of which is lose ~30 pounds. The excersises they outline on the site are time-consuming but must be done, and I'll be leaving earlier in the morn as well. My apologies.))

>>64638
attempt to ask him to get out of your way.

after all, might as well tell him what you want before killing him.

after that, if he doesn't respond, feel free to threaten once more and then kill him, or just kill him. try out the blade's ranged abilities here.

>>64780
oh, also, I wish you luck on the FITNESS.

I recommend finding yourself a tree you can climb, and climbing it like a motherfucker. that is some of the most fun exercise I ever get.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/14(Wed)19:53 No. 64931 ID: 6faa8c
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>>64858
>"Move out of the way, Beast."

>"NNNNNNNNN.....OOOOOOOOOO"

The mists change. They darken, and seem to solidify.

>"LLLLLLLLORRD SEEEEEEKS YOUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Fuck. Time to slice somethin' up!

cutscene 1/3

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/14(Wed)19:58 No. 64936 ID: 6faa8c
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My new wings launch me even as the mist creature assaults me. I fly over its head with ease. I know this will take a distanced approach. Getting close to something like that is suicide.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/14(Wed)20:08 No. 64946 ID: 6faa8c
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>"Fuck the Beast Lord."

My left arm swings the blade... and the sword moves on it's own, pulling my arm in an arc it's not supposed to move in. I hear my elbow snap, and crack.

But the powerful wave of energy is unleashed anyway!

>>64946
Why in the seven Hells did you swing it that way? Try swinging it normally like a non retarded demon. And if it only swings that way then switch hands.

No wonder it was so cheap to buy...

>>64946
What in the hell did we just buy?! Can you figure out a way to safely use that thing? Probably with your other arm.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/14(Wed)21:13 No. 64997 ID: 6faa8c
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>>64985
>>64966

Agh! No worries. J-just a dislocation. I switch to my other hand and land behind the bank of fog.

>"Haaaaaaaaaah.... Haaaaaaaaaaah.... Haaaaaaaah. Yoooooooour Weeeapoooon Betraaaaays Yooooooou...."

I think he's laughing at me. He's really slow, though. I don't think I'll be in reach for a while. Any plans?

>>64997
It's trying to taunt you. Time to turn the tables on him:

"No, you fool. My weapon reveals to me deeper truths through the gentle reminder of sacred pain. And if it's loving embrace causes its wielder this much damage, imagine how much pain it will inflict upon its enemies as our will becomes one."

"You don't stand a chance."

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/15(Thu)17:34 No. 65187 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65181
...

>"Hey, if it hurts me so much, it'll just hurt you more!"
I cry, Bringing the sword down, and up again. Ha! Nothing hurt this time!

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/15(Thu)17:45 No. 65191 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65187
And I'm right, turns out.

Sweet. The sword works properly after all. Is that thing really dead? Half of it is still solid.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/15(Thu)22:14 No. 65240 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65218
It's dyan, at the least. Struggling for every gasp o' life.

Fog lashes at me as I inspect it, then it fades away. I knew it! Nothing's gonna stop me now. I only have two more domains to pass through until I reach my goal, so I'd best hurry. Beast land is dangerous.

But how am I supposed to keep my bearings in this accursed fog!?

>>65240
By flying above it occasionally. Use your brain meats!

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/15(Thu)22:19 No. 65243 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65242
>Fly above

I'll be honest. I don't think that that would help right now.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/15(Thu)22:29 No. 65244 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65243
Further clarification: Hell has shifted! This is what Harumda sees when he flies up.

RGH. Stupid fog! You should just kill all of it!

Well, try sending a shockwave through it to see if that clears some of it up at least temporarily.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/15(Thu)22:36 No. 65246 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65245
Hey, why the hell not?

HAAA!

Well, it lightened the fog. The place is pretty fla...

Is that a fucking eyelid? That had better not be a god damned eyelid. It's gonna be an eyelid, isn't it?

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/15(Thu)22:45 No. 65247 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65246
>"It has been a while, Humbled One."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>65247
that didn't take long to find...

"So... you haven't gotten any prettier in that while either eh?"

>>65247
Oh hell. Ask it what it wants.

Also, where'd all the fog go?

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/15(Thu)22:59 No. 65252 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65248

>"Yeh didn't get any prettiah in mah abscence, eh?"

>"Ha, you old fool. You always werte a bad hand at words."


>>65249
It's like it was... breathed in. It's strange. It's like Atrayal is the fog and yet... is not, at the same time.

>"What do you want, Atrayal?"
>"A vow of obedience, or your head."

>>65252
You vow obedience to no one! Stab in his eye! Anywhere will do...

>>65252
No deal! Stay on the 'ground'; I think he may have a hard time seeing you with his eyes on the floor like that. Make a cut and check for a reaction. I find it hard to believe he's really this big; he must be increasing his mass with the fog. Keep moving though. Or... can you hover slightly above the ground so he can't track you via your steps?

>>65253
how about all of his eyes? send a slash into each.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/15(Thu)23:24 No. 65257 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65252
>"I vow obedience to none. As for my head... If you want it..."

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/15(Thu)23:24 No. 65258 ID: 6faa8c
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>"THEN TAKE IT FROM ME!"

>>65258
Fly close to the ground, launching shockwaves at the rest of the eyes.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/16(Fri)00:02 No. 65260 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65259
Ri-UMPH!

>>65260
He isn't even closing his eye! Is it even real? He must have a weak spot somewhere... Where was his voice coming from? Find the source before you try getting the sword again. It'll do you no good if you can't hurt him. Focus on dodging.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/17(Sat)20:06 No. 65843 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65262
*Harumda's thoughts are currently untranslatable in text form, but have something to do with pain and small fuzzy birds.
It might be a good idea to look over recent events and evaluate your resources*

>>65843
alarmstick

Oh man I completely skipped over that. Looks like we'll need his help. Use the stupid stick.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/17(Sat)20:25 No. 65851 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65845
The air crackles as magic meddles with space and time.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/17(Sat)20:30 No. 65855 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65851
You may now make suggestions to Dreanin.

>>65855
Atrayal's such a bother. Took Harumda's sword and hit him pretty hard. Something about an ill-advised oath of loyalty. I'm sure you're well-capable of helping out your associate, yes?

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/17(Sat)21:39 No. 65916 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65908
Certainly. Atrayal's my least favourite, too. More predictable than Harumda and not nearly as fun.

Ah, a wonder what a few arrows can cure.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/17(Sat)21:49 No. 65927 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65916
Let me show you, spirits, what league Big H was in.

Cutscene 1/4

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/17(Sat)21:52 No. 65929 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65927
What sort of powers he once had...

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/17(Sat)21:54 No. 65937 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65929
What sort of enemies he felled...

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/17(Sat)21:57 No. 65943 ID: 6faa8c
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>>65937
What sort of friends he had.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/17(Sat)22:03 No. 65962 ID: 6faa8c
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Huhwhat?!

>>65962
Feels good to be alive, eh? Sorry but we had to use the alarmstick to take out the big bug. You should be able to retrieve your sword now.

I'd just like to point out that Dreanin came by. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend Brizzel. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/18(Sun)17:05 No. 66544 ID: 6faa8c
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>Feels good to be alive, eh? Sorry but we had to use the alarmstick to take out the big bug. You should be able to retrieve your sword now.

Got it.
No worries. It was my victory either way. Allies are just another strength, after all.

How do I shot trip?!H508X.HbJ6 2009/10/18(Sun)17:08 No. 66547 ID: 6faa8c
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Please look in the discussion thread for upcoming extra fun stuff.

Incoming: Infodump on the Beasts, and Dreanin's backstory.