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Aqua Dawn Wish
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I don't like it. There are reasons why, the second may be nitpicking inadequately defined details but the first, third and fourth parts of why I don't like this are serious.
First, let's talk about what's going on in that phrase above, "[...]take all reasonable efforts to prevent death and disfigurement."
Yeah, no, without knowing what this means it could just be not setting you on fire first before kicking you out of the airplane without a parachute. This is too vague. Permanent injury, disease or impairment and a lack of coverage and protection for it can reasonably lead to fates worse than death. That goes tenfold when magic enters the picture. Nail this down.
We also don't know what 'two gold pieces' means. Let's leave aside conversion expenses and the theft risks of carrying around thousands of dollars worth of easily-pickpocketed wealth: This statement of proposed wages/salary makes no guarantee about size, composition or origin of these 'gold pieces.' This could mean two scrapings of gold foil amounting to less than a hundredth of a gram in total, stolen from a museum-artifact spacesuit, which would get us arrested for living off of the avails or dealing in stolen goods if we tried to spend or trade it. Besides, magic has been invoked here and how do we know it'll be real gold at all instead of something that turns back to straw during the full moon?
Mandatory 48 hour down time sounds an awful lot like mercenary/assassination work. Even if we are looking at $2500 per week USD here that is below market rates for a professional mercenary or assassin in many cases, because there is such a thing as a risk premium. Those risk premiums tend to apply particularly for assignments which are risky, stressful and dangerous enough to have customary minimum down time afterwards. Even if we're okay with that level of risk, which I'll leave out there as a big unknown for someone that was previously used to working in an office, I'm not convinced fuzzy here isn't taking us for a ride. Even if they're not planning to cheat or hang us out to dry on either of the two specific concerns I raised above this might be a chump offer for someone they want to be a low-price, illegal-immigrant worker. We don't know what the normal salary expectations for this prospective employment is, frankly we don't even know that this isn't just a really weird dream or detailed hallucination.
There are other concerns about this magic nonsense. "If I quit or get fired I'll have to return all the magical stuff they've given me," doesn't say anything about what happens if this stuff is addictive or dependency-forming. I'm not convinced we aren't talking about drugs here so that's serious. "I'd be working for them until they no longer need me, or I can't stand working for them anymore," means what... no job security or employer responsibility for long-term damage from our employment? If this magic stuff is hazardous to our mental health this might mean, "If you go go crazy we dump you on a random streetcorner and welcome to your new, short and eventful life as a crazy hobo." I'm sure there's more ways for all this to bite us on the ass I haven't noticed yet too.
Oh, we also don't know how much of this is criminal or what our legal risks would be. Magic powers and getting paid in gold pieces is decidedly non-standard according to our previous experience: I really don't think we wanna go to jail for trying to smuggle pixie dust in a condom up our ass on an airline. We were an accountant though so I guess we're ethically flexible. Maybe this isn't a problem at all even if it is as bad as I think it could be, our previously-established moral flexibility combined with power and criminal-support might be an attractive opportunity.
Wah, wah magical gangfights... if we're seriously talking about a six figure salary for someone who was just fired and only has accountant credentials that is going to come with tradeoffs. After getting fired from our last job our options for accountancy positions will be more limited than we like, and I'm not entirely convinced this isn't an offer we can't refuse yet. We're talking career options that will spill over into our personal life one way or another here. That said, a drive-by shooting by someone who uses fireballs and acid might make this not worth it even if we aren't there when it happens. Unfortunately, vaguely-threatening creepy-thing here was very vague about who would be making good on his threat: It might not even be him and his people. We might be stuck with this, and perhaps we earned that as karmic retribution for being an accountant.
Not sold. I am not sold about the desirability of this at all, and the probability that fuzzy or his people caused us to get fired somehow makes me very suspicious here. I want to know more about his vague threat before going forward with anything though.
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