GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)15:30 No. 579140 ID: df793f
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but there's no time to explain, there is gamuch prey over there, but one problem.

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)15:30 No. 579141 ID: df793f
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owner is going to eat it, and GAMUCH NO WANNA SHARE!!!

>____

eat all of it. right now. the entire thing. fuck that fork and spoon, just shove your face in it.

Can you distract him enough to make him leave the room? If not, feign a loss of balance and fall into the cake.

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)15:47 No. 579147 ID: df793f
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GAMUCH DO BEST TO CAPTURE PREY AND DISTRACT OWNER.
Victory, and lunch, is gamuch's

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)15:47 No. 579149 ID: df793f
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prey is very sweet and tasty, yum yum yum

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)15:48 No. 579151 ID: df793f
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w-wait, I'VE BEEN CAPTURED!!!!

>______

turn around and make the absolute cutest face you can muster. play up the fact that you are covered in food like an innocent infant. people love that

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)16:13 No. 579169 ID: df793f
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I put on my best gay-baby face to see if I can get out of timeout

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)16:14 No. 579171 ID: df793f
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nope, gamuch gets jailed anyway- stupid basket.

>_____

begin screaming. continue screaming. make it painfully clear to your owner that you will not stop screaming until you are removed from the basket

push off the sides of the basket. scoot around like a ventilated turtle

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)18:34 No. 579208 ID: df793f
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Gamuch releases the cry attack

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)18:35 No. 579209 ID: df793f
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gamuch... seems to have succeeded? maybe?

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)18:35 No. 579210 ID: df793f
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BAH, NO TIME- GAMUCH MUST SCOOT. SCOOT LIKE THE WIND... but where to?

>____

Collide with the roomba to prove your scooting supremacy.

scooch to the front door! to freedom! to adventure! to a front stoop or something so you can scooch over a ledge and then get your little gamuch hands underneath the basket and flip it off

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)20:31 No. 579250 ID: df793f
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The great scoot that will go down in history has been briefly interrupted by the disk-a-mabob.

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)20:32 No. 579251 ID: df793f
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Gamuch gives it his best and most formal expression.

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)20:33 No. 579252 ID: df793f
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Then he continues on with his epic journey to FREEDOM!!!

GAMUCH 2014/06/18(Wed)20:34 No. 579253 ID: df793f
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Gamuch is suddenly stopped by the foreboding front door... this is a tricky predicament since owner usually opens it for him, but when gamuch isn't in gay-baby jail.

>_____

Maybe try rocking your cage side to side?

I think the heavy thing on your cell was knocked over a little by your collision with the disk-a-mabob. A few more such incidents could knock it off completely making your cell light enough to just lift over yourself.

Ramming speed!

GAMUCH 2014/06/19(Thu)18:22 No. 579450 ID: df793f
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LETS DO THIS!!!

GAMUCH 2014/06/19(Thu)18:23 No. 579452 ID: df793f
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GAMUCH IS FREEEEEEEEEEEE

GAMUCH 2014/06/19(Thu)18:24 No. 579453 ID: df793f
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Onward to adventur-oof... that's right the door...

how do i open this thing, QUICKLY NUMBER 2, OPEN THE DOOR.

>____

open up the roomba. mess around with the wires in an attempt to turn the roomba into a SUPER CHARGED BATTERING RAMBA.

GAMUCH 2014/06/19(Thu)19:31 No. 579473 ID: df793f
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GAMUCH WILL MAKE SIDEKICK BETTER BY DOING THIS!

GAMUCH 2014/06/19(Thu)19:31 No. 579475 ID: df793f
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and this

GAMUCH 2014/06/19(Thu)19:31 No. 579478 ID: df793f
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AND THIS

GAMUCH 2014/06/19(Thu)19:32 No. 579480 ID: df793f
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LETS KNOCK THIS BARRIER DOWN!!!!

GAMUCH 2014/06/19(Thu)19:33 No. 579481 ID: df793f
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...

GAMUCH 2014/06/19(Thu)19:33 No. 579482 ID: df793f
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...

>____

hold on..

the prey is still inside

you must regain your kill!

yeah, the world outside is boring and stupid anyway. a smashed cake in the house is worth two behind the door, etc

Wait, from atop your improved sidekick, are you now high enough to reach the doorknob?

Or you could push the stupid basket prison over, climb on top, and open the door from there.

Forget the prey, the prey is dead already.

With great cunning put your former jail beside the barrier and climb it, using the weight as an intermediary step if necesary, to reach the door handle, your captors never expected you to use the means of your imprisonment as a means of escape.

GAMUCH 2014/06/20(Fri)15:46 No. 579688 ID: df793f
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e-eh? stay insdie, go outside... gamuch... eh eh, nya, s-sidekick- what should i do?

>____

The outside is uneven with nothing but dirt and unreliable weather, within is parallel lines, warmth and carpet, remain within. Also there is cake within, snuggle up to the owner and remind him of your love to revive cake.

But the outside is so vast, so many places to clean, you'd never have to clean somewhere you've already been ever again.

Just open the door, and let the outside inside. Then you've removed the need to make a decision, and you won't be confused anymore.

Find a computer and go to tgchan then become a Quest author and start a quest about yourself becoming a Quest author.

GAMUCH 2014/06/21(Sat)13:41 No. 579805 ID: df793f
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gamuch needs to find papa.

GAMUCH 2014/06/21(Sat)13:42 No. 579807 ID: df793f
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communicating with papa has always been difficult, but gamuch knows the best trick to get him to open the door.

GAMUCH 2014/06/21(Sat)13:44 No. 579808 ID: df793f
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gamuch has learned the magic door opening word of his language.

"p-p... poo p-poooooooop. poooooop."

GAMUCH 2014/06/21(Sat)13:45 No. 579809 ID: df793f
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in an instant, gamuch is outside. The grass is cold today and the sun is very bright... what was I doing?

>____

Aw, sidekick got left behind.

Now run around like a crazy person until you end up collapsed in the grass and upside down.

Get a look at your surroundings since you are unsupervised I assume you have simply been placed in a slightly larger jail and we must escape it to be truly free.

>>579809
You were going to hide in the mailbox to scare the mail lady.

GAMUCH 2014/06/23(Mon)16:49 No. 580427 ID: df793f
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This is not a cage, it's the whole world. See? This here is LAKE GAMUCH

GAMUCH 2014/06/23(Mon)16:50 No. 580428 ID: df793f
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and over here is MOUNT GAMUCH

GAMUCH 2014/06/23(Mon)16:50 No. 580429 ID: df793f
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and over here, dig dig dig dig dig

GAMUCH 2014/06/23(Mon)16:50 No. 580430 ID: df793f
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hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

GAMUCH 2014/06/23(Mon)16:51 No. 580431 ID: df793f
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pfah

GAMUCH 2014/06/23(Mon)16:52 No. 580432 ID: df793f
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here is where i bury lunch after i've eated it

>____

So are those the remains of another cake? Well whatever it is you must hide it in the furthest corner of the tool shed so the smell of it rotting will force your owner to clean the shed. He will thank you later for sure.

you know what i bet papa would love? if you dug up the turf in pattern like a crop circle. make a big, muddy portrait of him. he will love it and probably feed you more cake.

Dream fondly of some day having a second mount Gamuch where you used to bury your lunch made entirely of old buried lunches.

GAMUCH 2014/06/24(Tue)17:38 No. 580829 ID: df793f
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gamuch doesn't wanna do things that involve thinking of stinky brown doo doos, touching stinky brown doo doos or giving the stinky brown doo doos a chance to escape their holes and try to stink up my world with stink- oh god don't let the doo doos escape!! No, i'm just gonna sit here til another idea pops into my head...

>______

where are the boundaries of ... the whole entire world? have you ever tried looking to see if there's anything beyond this area? EXPLORE!

turn MOUNT GAMUCH into FORT GAMUCH

GAMUCH 2014/06/25(Wed)13:50 No. 581063 ID: f7aa74
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there's nothing outside, that's silly. Why would there be walls if there were something else out ther?

GAMUCH 2014/06/25(Wed)13:51 No. 581064 ID: f7aa74
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FORT GAMUCH, YAY YAYYYY

GAMUCH 2014/06/25(Wed)13:51 No. 581066 ID: f7aa74
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papa has opened the door to the inside place, he looks frantic. wonder what is up

>_____

If there's nothing outside what's that blue thing? Clearly he saw the blue thing outside and wants you to go get it.

Maybe papa wants to play a hide and run game. Stay hidden in the fort until he moves away from the door then sprint inside and find a hiding place there.

Owner is upset? Activate Cute mode and cheer him up

>>581063
Walls are meant to separate the outside from the inside. The inside place has walls and there is stuff outside it, even your jail had walls and there was clearly more stuff outside of it. The barrier you went through to get out here, surely there is at least one you've never passed through.

Maybe Papa is so upset because he wants to see you so bad! I mean, you are amazing, and he's been away from your awesome presence for a few minutes.

Go bounding up to him.

GAMUCH 2014/06/26(Thu)09:51 No. 581263 ID: df793f
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gamuch can't get the blue thing, it's too high up. OH LOOK, A PEEP PEEP, i was afraid i scared them off. They are little flying things that go peep peep, that one looks silly though

GAMUCH 2014/06/26(Thu)09:52 No. 581264 ID: df793f
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PAPA, I'M HERE! LET'S PLAY

GAMUCH 2014/06/26(Thu)09:53 No. 581265 ID: df793f
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toooooo slow papa, let's play hide and seek- YOU SEEK!!!

GAMUCH 2014/06/26(Thu)09:54 No. 581267 ID: df793f
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heeehee, nee heee hee

GAMUCH 2014/06/26(Thu)09:54 No. 581268 ID: df793f
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Gamuch hide under here, it's best hidey spot!

>____

...maybe you should let Papa catch you.

Wait until he goes to reach for you and then bolt inside and close the door on him.

Keep an eye out for the sidekick, it might be jealous that you got to go outside and could try to rat out your hiding place.

Hiding is fun, but hugs are funnerer, hug papa.

if you let papa catch you, he'll think that he's very smart and fast. it'll make it easier to outsmart and outrun him next time since he'll underestimate you!

He thinks you're playing hide and seek, but you're actually playing predator. Run out there and get him!

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)12:43 No. 581714 ID: df793f
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HAHAH, IT'S NOT HIDE AND SEEK IT'S HUNT, I got you papa! Papa I got you, you are prey!!

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)12:44 No. 581716 ID: df793f
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OH NO, PAPA HAS ME, where are we going papa?

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)12:45 No. 581717 ID: df793f
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papa, where are we going, where are we going papa?

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)12:46 No. 581718 ID: df793f
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PAPA, IT'S SO BRIGHT!!! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)12:46 No. 581719 ID: df793f
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mya, owy...

>____

Where's papa?

Look for Papa! I think the light burnt his butt!

now you're on a very important mission, gamuch. Operation Locate Papa

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)15:59 No. 581764 ID: df793f
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PAPA

PAAAAPAAA

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)15:59 No. 581765 ID: df793f
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There you are papa, I GOT YOU AGAIN!!!

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)16:00 No. 581766 ID: df793f
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papa papa papa, that was fun but the last part was very owy- LETS DO THAT AGAIN

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)16:01 No. 581767 ID: df793f
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papa, I wanna go again

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)16:02 No. 581768 ID: df793f
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wake up papa, come on papa

lazy papa, get up!

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)16:04 No. 581770 ID: df793f
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gamuch is tired too, wait for papa to wake up

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)16:05 No. 581771 ID: df793f
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COME ON JODY, I SMELL SOMETHING THIS WAY!!

GAMUCH 2014/06/28(Sat)16:06 No. 581772 ID: df793f
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This is what I smell, is it the thing?

No, this is not what we are looking for.

>_____

ask them to help you wake up papa!

Who are you? What are you looking for?

Defend Papa from the strangers while he sleeps.

GAMUCH 2014/06/29(Sun)19:36 No. 582062 ID: df793f
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What are you looking for, DON'T TOUCH MY PAPA HE'S SLEEPING, but yeah what are you looking for? Is it papa? My papa is sleeping right now.

Is it his papa? is that the thing?

No, this is not what we are looking for.

What are you looking for?

GAMUCH 2014/06/29(Sun)19:42 No. 582063 ID: df793f
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Our mama has come down with the deading, where-in she is asleep and cannot be awoken.

Oh OH, MY PAPA HAS THAT!

Yeah, and we are looking for a thing to wake our mama up!

Yes, our owner is a special person. When she left during the day she would go to a great ritual grounds where others of her ilk would fall into the deading aswell. Her and many like her were given a special thing to wake people from the deading- This thing is what we are looking for.

What's the thing?

The thing is called "Miracle" and from what I've discerned it's something that can be made or found... I assume it's a plant of some sort, But nonetheless if we can find the miracle and wake up our mama she will be able to wake up everyone else who falls into the deading. We are in a hurry, but if you wish to help us it would increase our chances of finding it.

>_____

Go help them find this miracle.

yes, if you help then their mama can wake up papa.

Help them

Help them, do they know where the Ritual Grounds are or what it looks like. That would probably be the best place to find some of this Miracle.

The Ass of Hat 2014/06/30(Mon)08:35 No. 582107 ID: 0503b6
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Lets go find some fucking miracles!

hell yeah amazing resurrection quest. hop 2 it

GAMUCH 2014/07/05(Sat)11:25 No. 582909 ID: df793f
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Gamuch will help!!!

Good, we are looking for a large place. The big peoples called it a hospital.

Don't worry gamuch, jody can read all the big peoples stuff and I am strong and big so I can take care of the bagcats and stuff!

Okay, so what's your name?

I'm Unya, unya unya unya, mama named me after a flower!

Gamuch ch.1 end GAMUCH 2014/07/05(Sat)11:27 No. 582910 ID: df793f
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THERE'S NO MORE TIME TO SPEAK, We need to hurry now. With the speed of many flocks we need to find the miracle