Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)14:59 No. 57134 ID: f21281
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...amongst a sea of nothing.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:02 No. 57145 ID: f21281
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Wake.

Is that who I think it is?

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:04 No. 57151 ID: f21281
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Wake, child.

Wake up, rabbit.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:05 No. 57153 ID: f21281
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I said wake, child.

>>57151
YO

GET UP DAWG

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:06 No. 57155 ID: f21281
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WAKE UP.

>>57150
I do believe it is.

AHUILAUBNFUIWLA

>>57155
LOOK AROUND MAN

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:09 No. 57160 ID: f21281
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*ahem* Greetings, child. Do not alarm yourself - you are in safe hands.

FHTAGN! FHTAGN!

>>57160
Apparently, we're being greeted by a nebula.

>>57160
I don't see any hands. Just clouds.

>>57160
Stop everything! Fondle chest to establish gender!

>>57160

VIB RIBBON

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:16 No. 57173 ID: f21281
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>>57169
You're not exactly sure how, but quite positive you are female.

"...where the FUCK am I?"

>>57173
Assess surroundings. Locate possible plot points.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:20 No. 57180 ID: f21281
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You lie within the boundaries of life and death, of reality and fantasy, of sanity and madness, of everything and nothing.

My realm. My home. Since before the dawn of time itself.

>>57180
"That sounds phenomenally boring."

>>57180
"What are you?"

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:22 No. 57187 ID: f21281
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"And just who the hell are you?"

*laugh* Child, you hurt me so. Do you not recognize me? I have watched over you since time eternal, and this is the thanks that I receive?

OK, where's the ribbon?

>>57187
"God?"

>>57187
"...Mommy?"

>>57187
My orthodontist Dr. Killmange?

Oh fuck, are you some kind of pervert? You've been spying on me? Holy shit! Get away from me you creep! I feel so violated...

>>57187
"CJOPAZE?"

>>57187
"Santa?"

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:31 No. 57202 ID: f21281
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Pathing your life for that which awaits you...small nips and tucks to the fabric of reality so that this day, this glorious day would finally arrive...

...and still you do not recognize your own father?

>>57202
"I said Mommy, that should give me bonus points for being almost right."

>>57202
"Well, you ARE a dark void. They're a bit easy to get mixed up."

Is your name SCIENCE?

"I'm a rabbit, your a galaxy-god thing, the biological differences are astounding. You've never called home either, Mom had to raise me all herself."

>>57202
Ask for a towel to cover yourself with. Give him a dirty look.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:51 No. 57228 ID: f21281
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>>57204
You have no mother.

>>57210
Despite not in possession of any sort of clothes, you do not feel as if you are nude.

>>57207
>>57209
[/i]Hm. Perhaps a form more acceptable for your mortal eyes is needed...[/i]

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)15:52 No. 57230 ID: f21281
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...is this more acceptable?

>>57228
A WALRUS. Do it. Be the walrus.

Goo goo gjoob.

>>57230
"You're still some sorta fox or something. Biology do- you know what, fuck it. What do you want?"

The mantle of chaos.

>>57230
"I guess so. So... I exist, apparantly."

>>57230
DAD IS XOM

AWESOMEST FATHER EVER

>>57230
"So...um...are you a god?"

No, this guy's too serious for Xom. It's just that Xom's so lovable he took his shape.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)16:02 No. 57249 ID: f21281
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>>57233
Hah. This is not about what I want. This is about you. Your destiny.

>>57235
Exist, and thrive. You are my first and only child - you should be proud of this fact. While it was not my intention to sire a whelp of my own, it would seem the machinations of man did not share those thoughts.

>>57238
[i]So she is as smart as she is naive. Yes, I am a God. But the Age of Gods has long since passed. My power is but a fraction of what it once was...I have little followers in the world today, and we Old Gods derive our might from how many of those are devoted to us.

You must be wondering though, "but if I have never heard of you, and never worshipped you, then why am I even speaking with you?"

>>57249
Commit deicide.

>>57249
>why am I even speaking with you?

Do tell.

"Yes, just what has brought this about?"

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)16:20 No. 57288 ID: f21281
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>>57262
>>57266
Like I said before, it is about destiny. Yours, rather. Even though my power has dwindled, I still watch over that bauble known as Earth, and I have seen many a thing. It would seem that a rather adventurous sort of mortals managed to come into possession of, of all things, my 'blood'. Although I use the term loosely, of course.

Magic and sorcery has faded to give way to science and technology, and you are a result of this 'new magic'. You were not born. You were created. And you were created with my blood surging through your veins. This is what gives you this connection with me. You have part of me already within you.

In the days of old I had champions who would pioneer my cause. I wish to entrust this task unto you. The other Old Gods do not have the luxury of the position I am in, and I have done much to keep you secret. I want you to bring my name unto the world once more. I want you to bring me followers, so that I may rise to power once again. Do this for me, and you will have power of your own as your reward.

Know however that I am not asking this of you lightly. If you fail me, there will be no future for you. For there is no afterlife for you. You are an anomaly. An aberration. Shed from the shell of a mortal, fused with the blood of a god, possessing no soul in which to dwell within once your mortal body is no more.

But it is ultimately your decision. Just because you are of my brood does not mean I will force my will upon you. The choice is yours.

>>57288
"I'll do it, cuz there's no other choice. What is your name?"

>>57288
"Nice choice you're leaving me there, Dad-bro. Well then, tell me a little bit about yourself if you want me to gather worshipers in your name. What're you the god of? What blessings could you bestow? Any other favors you could give? Anything to not never ever say?"

>>57288
Okay, you chthonic octofox.
You want me to bring you followers?
Right. Then how about you tell me more about yourself – what kind of cult do you want? What kind of virtues do you reward? What kind of sins do you detest? What kind of services and offerings do you desire?
Spill it, baby.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)16:47 No. 57341 ID: f21281
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>>57293
I have gone by many a name. Lord Chaos, Yogg-Saron, Sutekh, Xom, and myriad others, in many varying languages. Choose whichever you'd like, it does not matter much to me.

>>57299
>>57301
Hahahaha. Forgive me, but the millenia tend to just spin together. I forget that there is no longer a general understanding of what it means when I say "Champion my cause."

Hm. To put it in a manner which you can understand, I wish for you to go out unto the world, and amuse me. If you truly do share my heritage, then this will come rather natural to you. And you need not trifle yourself with the laborious task of gaining converts. Those will come in due time when word of your...skills...begins to spread.

Really my dear, just do what comes natural~

>>57341
"So you'd like me to just... keep doing whatever? Sure. I can do that. Nice talking to ya, real nice crib and all. See ya next week."

>>57341

"I'm on it, Major Xom."

>>57341
1. Enter world.
2. Lurk on /b/ & ED.
3. Troll the hell out of everyone.
4. ????
5. Amuse Mr. Chthonic Octofox.

>>57341
"You want me to cause chaos in a hilarious manner?"

"Become the EMPEROR you say? Oh I follow. I follow indeed."

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)17:02 No. 57366 ID: f21281
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>>57344
>>57350
>>57357
Excellent. I'm glad we have an understanding. Before I send you on your way, however, I have a small gift for you. Something which will aide you along your way.

>>57366
The Rabbit Of Chaos humbly accepts your generous gift, o Chthonic Octofox!

Er... what is it?

>>57366
Change name to Tewi.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)17:14 No. 57389 ID: f21281
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...

>>57389
...Am I going to regret this gift?

"All right, shoot." Make a badass face Epsilon, this is going to be a bumpy ride.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)17:17 No. 57396 ID: f21281
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>>57391
"...am I going to regr-HRRK!"

>>57396
WHAT!

>>57396
Well, that was a quick quest.

Did he just penetrate his daughter with a spike from his groin? The last thing I expected here was incest.

>>57396

Wait, did you just punch orb us in the bunny's head? We were communicating fine without!

>>57396
JUST KIDDING

Please be superpowers!

You... you... double octofox!

A title screen is fine too...

... we're going to end up a thin red paste on the inside of an undersea room with all the important stuff on the inside of a dummy, aren't we.

>>57425
...or a wriggly tentacle-mass masquerading as a heavy-muscled bird.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)17:43 No. 57450 ID: f21281
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"...friggin hate midnight shift...*sigh*...pays the bills...

...still doesn't mean it's not creepy as hell."

UH OH WATCH OUT
YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A GRUUUUUE

>>57450
Bills are the least of your worries right now, mac.

>>57450
You know what to do. Pull out your handy criminal-scum bat and walk backwards into a grue's mouth.

"Hello."

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)17:49 No. 57462 ID: f21281
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"Don't know what I'm so scared of...most of these freaks are either dead or brain-dead. Fah, get over it Ray, just get your rounds done and get ou-"

THOOM. Krrk.

"...the hell?"

Kill Ray.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)17:57 No. 57473 ID: f21281
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"O-okay guys...joke's over..."

THUD,THOOM. krrrRRAKK.

"I-I'm warning you! I'm armed! Cut it out! Johnson, is that you?!"

Shout "OH YEAH"

fuck ray
kill ray

>>57476
Hug Ray :3

Burst through the glass and land on your feet after frontflipping through the air.

"HERE'S JOHNNY"

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)18:08 No. 57495 ID: f21281
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THUD, THOOM, THOOM. KRKAKKRKkKRK!

"Oh god...oh god oh god oh god it's alive oh god..."

>>57495

Hi, I'm a carnivorous little bunny. Please put away the gun.

>>57495
Burst out
Hug Ray
Kiss him tenderly on his forehead :3

A gun? Weakling.

Burst out yelling "I love you Ray!" and give him a most likely mutated hug.

Then complain about the tubes being hard to get out of.

>>57495
Jump on his face and fill him with your herbivorous bunny girl wing wong juice.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)18:20 No. 57521 ID: f21281
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KRRRASHHHHH!

"OH JESUS CHRIST!"

>>57521
"OH YEAH!"

>>57521
QUARTZ HUG RAY

>>57521

Take the gun, try not to take arm with it. "Hello, I'm <Krojpaz>. Let's talk."

– HUUUUUUUGGG~!!!

Hug Ray and take his gun.

Then eat his gun.

He's huge! that must mean he has huge hugs! Love and cuddle! Love and cuddle!

>>57521
>"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"I suppose he and I share some similarities, but I'm afraid you are mistaken."

inb4 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU HUG SOMEONE т_т

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)18:30 No. 57544 ID: f21281
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KRUNCH!

Oh I get it.

It's opalquest.

>>57544
Yaaaaaay... wait, no.

>>57544
Drink his delicious life fluids!

Ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｏｒｌｄ，　ｍｙ　ｄｅａｒ　Ｃｌｏｅ．

>>57544
inafter THAT'S NOT HOW YOU HUG SOMEONE т_т

Now take his gun and start hugging it.

fuck corpse. Eat toe.

>>57526
>QUARTZ
>>57529
><Krojpaz>
>>57545
>opal
>>57551
Cloe

I believe her name is actually Cjopaze.

>>57545

And by opal I meant chloe, clearly. Been too long since pchat.

Well goddamit Cjopaze. Why u do that?

>>57556

>>57473

READ PLAQUE IN FRONT OF THE CAGE
HUG RAY (optional)

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)18:40 No. 57566 ID: f21281
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*hhff...haff...huff...hff*

...that felt good.

>>57566
Now that that's outa the way, search for the light switch.

HOSHIT, it's reverse Ruby Quest! We have to escape from this possibly underwater facility to LAY WASTE TO THE SURFACE.

>>57566
Now, the door, better to get out of here.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)18:43 No. 57572 ID: f21281
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It is DARK.

You are NAKED.

Please suggest an action.

Loot!

>>57572
The light switch, please.

>>57572
Copious self-groping.

>>57572
steal clothes

>>57566
You were supposed to HUG him, you double bunny!

Pick up that corps and take it with you as a meatshield.

>>57572

Wear bloodied uniform, search pockets for cigarettes. Smokin'.

>>57558
Who's Chloe?

>>57572
"Borrow" clothes from the guy you just waylaid.

>>57572
SEARCH CORPSE FOR FLASHLIGHT
LIGHT FLASHLIGHT
READ PLAQUE

>>57582
>>57556

>>57473

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)18:51 No. 57593 ID: f21281
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>>57573
You rummage through the now-deceased's belongings. You procure:

- 1x CARD KEY
- 1x WEPON
- 3x CIGS
- LIGHTER
- 1x SNICKERSNACK BAR

You devour the candy bar almost immediately however. Mmm. Melty.

>>57575
A quick once over sates your curiosity. Your gender is quite definately FEMALE. However, you do not appear to be gifted at all when it comes to headlights.

>>57581
They're not that bloody. Only around the collar really.

>>57589
Yeah, I see...
I just mean, I don't remember any 'Chloe' in RubyQuest o_0

Try and find a lightswitch.

>>57593
LIGHT LIGHTER
READ THE MUPPETFRAGGLING PLAQUE

>>57593
Light CIGGIE and enjoy your easy kill. Wear CLOTHES. Check GUN for AMMO.

>>57600
Wait.
What idiot of a guard patrols an unlighted facility without a flashlight?!?

Light up the lighter and read the plaque right next to the vat you just broke out of.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)19:01 No. 57608 ID: f21281
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You strip the guard of his clothes, sans underwear, and cover your shame. The pants are a bit baggy though.

>>57600
>>57563
It's not a plaque. It's a computer terminal. Currently inactive.

>>57602
The weapon has THREE SHOTS. ...

>>57605
Apparently the same kind of guard who only loads his gun with only three bullets.

>>57608
>and cover your shame.
I have no shame!

Also,
show close-up pic of TERMINAL, please.

Can you observe the other canisters in this darkness? If not, turn on computer.

Can we turn the terminal on or is this entire room not powered?

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)19:10 No. 57620 ID: f21281
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>>57614
>>57610
>>57609

Despite having already noticed the terminal was INACTIVE, you press the power button.

Aaaaand nothing happens. Not big surprise.

Then lets get out of this room. Without a flashlight, we can't get any items in the darkness. Unless you have objections, of course.

Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)19:15 No. 57630 ID: f21281
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o/` daaaaahn~ o/`

...oh. I guess it was in standby then. Erm...my bad.

>>57620
UNCOVER YOUR SHAME
LIGHT LIGHTER
SEARCH FOR LIGHT SWITCH AND/OR POWER SWITCH
TURN THEM ON

play some motherfucking minesweaper on that shit.

>>57630
Show pic of TERMINAL

PAUSED Epsilon 2009/10/04(Sun)19:20 No. 57639 ID: f21281
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[Need sleep, early rise for work tomorrow]

>>57639
Sweet dreams, Epsilon!

Epsilon 2009/10/05(Mon)17:03 No. 58252 ID: f21281
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>>57637
The monitor shows a very sparse workspace. An image is flashing upon it.

>NOTES
READ NOTE HUG TOM READNOTEREAHUGTOMDNOTHUGTOMEREADTOMHUGHUGHUGNOTEREADNOTEREADNOTE

Ahem. I mean: Those folders look interesting.
Go through them really quick and see what we can find out about ourself before someone else shows up.

>>58252
The recycle bin looks empty... Is it?

Check FOLDERS for NOTES.

Likely a good deal about our situation there.

>>58252
Screw the folders. Turn those dials while making radio noises under your breath.

Epsilon 2009/10/05(Mon)17:40 No. 58279 ID: f21281
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You open the folder entitled NOTES first. Seems to be a smattering of quickly jotted observations during the course of your time here. Wherever 'here' is.

Hm. "Chloe", huh? We'll think about it.

>>58279
Quickly look around for any movement. If nothing, go for logs.

>>58279
It's as good a name as any.
Check out the logs next.

Epsilon 2009/10/05(Mon)17:57 No. 58286 ID: f21281
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>>58282
>>58283
These ears aren't just for show. So far the only thing you've heard is the drone of the machine before you.

You open the folder entitled LOGS...

>>58286
Sounds can be deceiving. Scroll down.

>>58286
Oh, hey, how nice of them to give a list of things to try on them!

Epsilon 2009/10/05(Mon)18:06 No. 58294 ID: f21281
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>>58288
...it just keeps going on like this.

>>58294
Keep scrolling until something interesting shows up. Or read the last documnet. Whatever you want.

Your a bit reckless, aren't you girl? I hope this gift you got will affect our odds.

>>58294
Looks like you've been at this a while.
See if Treatments has anything interesting.

Epsilon 2009/10/05(Mon)18:21 No. 58305 ID: f21281
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>>58297
Heh, thanks. I think.

>>58298
Looks like it's maybe routine procedures. Well. Maybe not the last few lines.

>>58305
Well, that was exhausting. Start -> Programs -> Games -> Solitaire.

>>58306
Solitaire? No way. Let's see if it has that pinball game.

I'd rather think stalking guards and attacking them silently sounds more fun than solitaire. Do you agree, Chloe?

Epsilon 2009/10/05(Mon)18:42 No. 58332 ID: f21281
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>>58306
>>58308
It only has Hearts. And I suck at Hearts.

>>58312
Judging from the DARKNESS everywhere, I think it's night. Which means there's probably not a whole lot of people around. Doesn't mean we can't sneak though~

So, thoughts? Pretty sure that card I nicked off Mr. Smashed-Face here works on the door to...whatever this room is.

>>58332
>Hearts
Now we KNOW it's an evil mad science lab.

Yeah, grab the card and start prowling.

>>58332
Right. There was talk about a light switch some time ago. Lets go look for that.

Use the card on the door and wander aimlessly.

Epsilon 2009/10/05(Mon)18:56 No. 58346 ID: f21281
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>>58333
>>58334
>>58341
Doot-dee-doo...swipin mah cards...

Y'ello? Anybody there?

>>58346
If you see any security cameras, moon them.

Sneak around. Like a ninja.

You look pretty badass in that get-up. Give us a view of the hall please, either side will do.

Epsilon 2009/10/05(Mon)19:07 No. 58356 ID: f21281
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No one? No one at all?

Try yelling louder. That always works in the movies.

>>58365
Oh damn, missed the session :(

Show us what Chloe sees.

Epsilon 2009/10/06(Tue)17:34 No. 59070 ID: f21281
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>>58570
A whole lotta nothing.

Guess it's night shift. Well...at least that means we have the place all to ourselves?

Well Mutagenics sounds like a rip-roaring good time. Head there.

Mutagenics room. Go there.

>>59070
Take a peek through that window before you head into Mutagenics.

>>59070

Let's take a peek in Mutagenics.

Epsilon 2009/10/06(Tue)18:04 No. 59086 ID: f21281
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There doesn't seem to be much in the room on the other side of the glass observation window. You can tell it's a rather large laboratory, a multitude of desks with beakers and bunsen burners and various other items commonly found in a lab held within.

You also notice that the blood from the wound you obtained during your little jailbreak is almost dry, and doesn't hurt nearly as much as it first did. Not that it bothered you in the first place though.

Go in that room now!

>>59086
Punch your way in if necessary.

Epsilon 2009/10/06(Tue)21:45 No. 59287 ID: f21281
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You slide the card into the slot next to the door. A soft feminine, yet mechanical voice flits through the air as the card is rejected back into your hands.

Error: You are not authorized to access this location, Security Officer Ray.

Punch our way in.

Continue with security officer Ray's rounds for the evening. Become productive member of society.

Epsilon 2009/10/06(Tue)22:03 No. 59319 ID: f21281
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Attempting to punch through the window yields a bit more painful result.

Please refrain from damaging company property.

>>59319
Do you have clearance to mutagenics?

Shout angrily at lady in the intercom. It's quite obvious she's sentient and is only not aware you've escaped because of the keycard your holding identifies you as a guard.

>>59319
1. Try to enter Mutagenics.
2. If that fails, show us the section of the corridor behind the camera.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)15:51 No. 60790 ID: f21281
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>>59331
You curse loudly, but at no one in particular. Punching the window really fucking hurt!

Trying your luck with the door to Mutagenics, you slip the card into it's designated slot. After a few moments, there's a low tone, and the doors slide open.

Greetings, Security Officer Ray. Your shift ends in 0200 hours. Have a pleasant shift~

You enter the darkened room.

So what's in here, then?

Wossere? Wossere?

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)15:58 No. 60799 ID: f21281
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You are now in mutagenics.

There are three SINKS, four TUBES, a TERMINAL, and a LAB BENCH with CHEMICALS 'N STUFF.

Man this is a big room.

Uh, get a closer look at those tubes (but preferably don't let anything out just yet, assuming that's even an option) and then go check out that terminal (even though we probably can't do much with it).

Resist urge to play with the chemicals; there's no way that ends well.

Free the Mewtwo.

>>60799
Examine WATER FAUCETS
Smash open tubes
Drink chemicals
Use terminal (hopefully this one has SOLITAIRE).

Let's not free anything or down any potentially lethal chemicals just yet. Take a look at the tubes and terminal before the vandalism starts.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)16:39 No. 60844 ID: f21281
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You move over to the faucets, taking the opportunity to clean out the wound across your eye you sustained earlier. A panel in the wall recedes back, sliding away to reveal a small mirror. As you gaze back at your reflection, you notice something rather not of the norm.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)16:39 No. 60845 ID: f21281
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...the gash is already healed.

Become more aware that you are a research subject. All of that 'termination, recovery, termination, recovery' talk? You probably have a similar history.

Don't worry. You'll find a way to avoid the recovery part this time. Let's start by examining the other tubes. Releasing other horrors might provide a distraction under which you could escape.

Honestly we probably shouldn't be surprised after reading those log things.

It's nice to know that we can recover from pretty serious hits! We still shouldn't let ourself get banged up too much though; bad things will probably result if we do.

So, uh, go have a look-see at those tubes, then?

Also, say "ATHENAA!!!"

Beware of the camera up on the ceiling.

>>60862
jump up and punch it down.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)17:09 No. 60871 ID: f21281
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>>60848
Well that would also explain why your hand isn't hurting as much as it was a few moments ago. Yay, regeneration.

The tubes appear to hold three subjects, each of varying species. There is a small LCD panel rising from the base of the tubes with brief information on what is held within. You read the first one.

NAME: Krubgyf
SPECIES: Kobold
MUTATION: Infra-Red Vision
CAUSE OF DEATH: Severe hemorrhaging of the visual cortex.

>>60861
Who the hell is Athena?

>>60862
You cast a wary gaze at the camera mounted in the corner. It doesn't appear to be on.

>>60871
>You cast a wary gaze at the camera mounted in the corner. It doesn't appear to be on.

Oh good. Now you can start schlicking without worrying about it.

>>60799
Check what's in the tubes. Check the info on the terminals next to the tubes. If they're alive and seem both physically and mentally stable, let them out.

>>60873
See if you can let EVERYONE out, this should be fun >:3

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)17:20 No. 60878 ID: f21281
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NAME: Rezzak
SPECIES: Sergal
MUTATION: Acid Spit
CAUSE OF DEATH: Ingestion of acidic saliva dissolved subjects esophagus, stomach, and parts of other neighboring organs.

...You're beginning to detect a theme here.

Yeah, Tube #3 will almost certainly contain some subject who died as a direct result of whatever experiment was tried on them.

Give it a look too, anyway, and then head over to that terminal.

>>60878
The experimenters being fucking useless at mutations?

>>60878
And check if the empty tube has anything noted on it, too.

>>60893
Yeah, good thing regeneration is hard to screw up that way.

>>60898
Let me introduce you to my friend, uncontrolled cellular growth.

>>60878
Fix that slouch, young lady.

>>60898
Well, you can always end up with the usual 'Pile of misfired organs and extra bits', or '250-pound tumor that used to be your body', or even the weird ones like 'Can't move away from set body state', 'Must rebreak bones a lot because they heal in less than a second', or 'All of your body is a biohazard because it tries to remake anything it touches into you'.
I would say Regeneration is hard to screw up.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)20:42 No. 61019 ID: f21281
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>>60908
...I thought the galaxy-fox was my Dad, not you all.

NAME: Dosm
SPECIES: Goblin
MUTATION: Tertiary Lobe (Psionics)
STATUS: Subject locked in stasis pending transfer to MG-DELTA.

Well at least one of them isn't dead. Yet. Or something.

>>60909
...I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT, THANK YOU.

We must continue the search for knowledge, go to the terminal. Feel free to knock on the goblin's glass to disturb him.

>>61019
Just trying to help.
Actually, your regeneration is probably a factor of your Xommish heritage, meaning that none of that will happen unless it's funny to him. It should also mean that you have additional powers, but they're the kind of thing I, for one, would prefer not to tap unless it's urgent.

Anyway, check the fourth one, then see if you can decant the Blue.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)21:15 No. 61091 ID: f21281
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Fourth one, okay...

...fourth one is empty. The LCD Panel says "TRANSFERRED TO MG-IOTA." Whatever that means.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)21:16 No. 61094 ID: f21281
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And the terminal says...*taktak*...

>MUTAGENIC ENHANCERS
>2x Orachinicin
>1x Azursulfame
>1x Violydrate
>Mix thoroughly, burner for 20 seconds.
>Administered orally.

Well, now it is really tempting to play with the chemicals, I guess?

Although of course it'd help if we knew what any of them were.

>>61094
Delicious. Does it say anything else?

2 oranges, 1 Azuls (Blue for spanish), and a purple

>>61100
Damn, I'm an idiot.

So I guess that brings us to the question of "do we really want to drink something called 'mutagenic enhancer'..."

Hell, go for it.

>>61100
Close, but I believe "Azure" is what that chemical name is referencing.

Ironically, Azure is Blue-Cyan, making my assumption close.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)21:34 No. 61134 ID: f21281
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>Orange
>Blue
>Purple

Well there's definately some chemicals over here which are of that color. Should we tempt fate? Do we dare to SCIENCE?

...or we could wuss out like a pansy and leave everything well enough alone.

>>61134
Shit yeah, let's do this.
At the very least, mix some up and carry it around.
No leads as to a decay time?

I'd like to say we're daring individuals.

In other words, DO IT FAGGOT!

Man, we kicked things off by killing somebody without any warning! We can't start being afraid of risks now! Get mixing!

>>61134
Make. Do not injest. Save it for any living scientists we find that we need to interrogate.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)21:53 No. 61162 ID: f21281
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Hell yeah, leave the precautionary measures to the eggheads! Lets get cookin'!

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)22:02 No. 61175 ID: f21281
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Two minor burns later and...

YOU HAVE MUTAGEN!

...it looks kinda hinky.

(Mutagen is the "Upgrade" item of Aberration. You'll be awarded it usually after a puzzle challenge or combat challenge. They allow you to unlock new mutations to peruse at your discretion. The batch you have now will allow you access to your first Major Mutation.)

>>61175
Upgrade? Quaff/ingest/use that fucker and let's see what we have to work with!

>>61175
Super Strength is always handy.

>>61175
SUCK IT DOWN!

>>61181
...suggestively.

>>61185
Yes, make sure to lick the end of the beaker.

Just like that~

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)22:14 No. 61200 ID: f21281
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>>61181
>>61185
>>61194
...freakin' pervs...

Well, never get anywhere without breaking a few eggs...or...something, I don't know.

Bottoms up! *glug*

>>61200
I don't see any licking...

SUPERPOWERS PLEASE!

Notice that the security camera has changed.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)22:32 No. 61232 ID: f21281
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*hurk*

...oh god, that was the foulest thing I have EVER tasted. Like moldy socks blended with sour milk...ooarrgh...

Well, yeah, you drank something called "mutagenic enhancer." What were you expecting?

(Also, part of your ear seems to have come off on the terminal over there. :B)

>>61232
Power doesn't always taste good. (Try not to vomit, that would be counter-productive.)
See what new abilities you have, if any.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)22:39 No. 61237 ID: f21281
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>>61235
>>61236
No...really...I'm not feelin' all that hot, guys...

Drink a lot of water.

Well, stumble on over to those faucets, then; water will probably help a little bit at least.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)22:49 No. 61252 ID: f21281
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Hhff...hfff..y-yheah...w-wahter...hng...

>>61252
:(

C'mon, don't give out on us now. If you pass out or something, who knows where you'll wind up?

>>61252
You can make it! Your daddy won't let you die like that, it's not funny enough and you didn't cause nearly enough chaos.

You probably feel like ass because, you know, mutating. If you wind up passing out... well, you'll be able to break out of anywhere you get stashed, hopefully.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)22:55 No. 61261 ID: f21281
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*haff* *pant* ...okay...just need...to rest...just a bit...nhh...

It's cool. They've got a tube for you.

Well, brace yourself for not waking up where you passed out, then.

Epsilon 2009/10/08(Thu)23:15 No. 61285 ID: f21281
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nnNNNHHHGHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGHH!

>>61285
Say hello to your new MASTURBATION HAND.

This hand of mine grows with an awesome power!

This is what you get for listening to voices in your head and drinking random chemicals you mixed together using a formula you assigned the ingredients to via color rather than knowledge.
Ah well, I'm sure Xom is pleased.

Epsilon 2009/10/12(Mon)16:13 No. 63578 ID: f21281
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HOOOLEEEEY

Epsilon 2009/10/12(Mon)16:13 No. 63579 ID: f21281
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SHEEEEEYIIIIIT.

Epsilon 2009/10/12(Mon)16:14 No. 63580 ID: f21281
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...uhm.

Okay then. That was...interesting.

>>63580
New WEPON acquired: Shapechange Arm?
Unless that was an entirely involuntary part of the mutation process and the actual mutation has nothing to do with your arm.

>>63580
wait, is our hand still malleable.. can we control it or has it just normalize?

>>63580
See what else you can do with it.
Try to make:
Helicopter blade
Block of swiss cheese
Nub on your shoulder.

Epsilon 2009/10/12(Mon)16:28 No. 63594 ID: f21281
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With a bit of concentration, you manage to morph your arm into a variety of shapes - ranging from the standard tentacle to a wickedly clawed monstrous hand. After a few minutes of practice, it almost seems natural to you.

Still feels a little weird though.

>>63594
Let's try this out: Can you make a tentacle long enough to touch the camera up there?

>>63598
Yes, find the limitations of new ability.
Always good to know just how effectively you can use a new power.

>>63600
sounds good... lets test this out.

Epsilon 2009/10/12(Mon)17:04 No. 63610 ID: f21281
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Mmkay...shouldn't be that hard.

A one, and a two, and a...

Epsilon 2009/10/12(Mon)17:05 No. 63611 ID: f21281
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thr-FUCK.

So in some ways that's cool?

But in other ways seriously unsettling.

We definitely probably oughta work on control of that thing. In case there's something in here where the proper response isn't to just kill it.

>>63611
Prototype status confirmed. Send in the Blackwatch teams. Tango, Alpha, Gurney, five, two, eight.

Epsilon 2009/10/12(Mon)17:15 No. 63620 ID: f21281
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*BREEEEEE. BREEEEEE. BREEEEEE.*

Security alert. Hostile entity detected in Sector Four, Sub-Section 18 - Mutagenics Research. Security Protocol MGE-002 Enacted. Facility Lockdown is now in effect.

...fuck.

This looks like a good job for SMASHING THE (VERY-LIKELY-NOW-LOCKED) DOOR OPEN AND GETTING AWAY FROM HERE QUICKLY.

Or the vent, can we get that open if the door's too tough?

Good thing we have a security officers card. Lets see if we can find a computer to disable the alarm from.

>>63620
We could hide in the empty tube?
or.. can we deform more than just our hand? probably not.