Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)14:30 No. 60684 ID: b1e366
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There is delicious cake here, but it is on the end of a deadly obstacle course. What do you do?

Leave and purchase your own cake using money.

>>60684
1 Realise the screen loops
2 Walk left.
3 Climb wall.
4 ????
5 CAEK

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)14:35 No. 60697 ID: b1e366
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>>60687
You leave. Cake isn't worth this bullshit. You buy some at a store, it's pretty good.

QUITTERS NEVER WIN, BUT THEY ALSO DON'T DIE HORRIBLY achieved.
UR MR RATIONAL achieved.

Aww... I wanted to be the guy...

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/08(Thu)14:38 No. 60712 ID: 18212a
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There is delicious cake here, but it is on the end of a deadly obstacle course. What do you do?

Use the portal gun!

In a stupid way that doesn't actually solve the problem, no less!

>>60713
above and below WHEEEE

>>60712
1. Shoot one portal above you
2. and one below you
3. ????
4. VICTOLY

BE THE GUY. BEST FRUIT, SPIKE AND MOON!

Start a miniquest on a community quest thread and don't update it for an hour, thereby locking anyone else out of doing one.

Nahkh!7BHo7QtR6I 2009/10/08(Thu)16:11 No. 60819 ID: 18212a
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


>Terminal velocity achieved.
[was guilt-tripped into doing something else, sorry]

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)17:34 No. 60897 ID: b1e366
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IT IS TIME.

Ｂｕｔ　ｃａｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｏｖｅｒｃｏｍｅ　ｈｅｒ？　ＦＯＯＬ

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)17:43 No. 60904 ID: b1e366
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>>60900
*sob*

INCONSIDERATE TO THE INANIMATE achieved.

What? but... aww... come on... five more minutes...

Rowan 2009/10/08(Thu)18:06 No. 60917 ID: 45afb1
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You don't feel like doing anything right now.

>>60917
Nap.
Then binge on really bad webcomics.
Then make some curry with whatever you have on hand.

Thats no attitude to have! FUCK THAT SHIT! DO EVERYTHING! BREAK FREE OF THIS MALASE AND SHOW THE UNIVERSE WHAT YOUR MADE OF! YOURS IS THE PASSION THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!

Nyah~ http://www.onemanga.com/Chiis_Sweet_Home/1/00-cover/

>>60917
Then don't.

Rowan 2009/10/08(Thu)18:22 No. 60930 ID: 45afb1
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>>60920
>>60921
>>60923
>>60922
You decide to read strange new comic with bored kitty while watching Gurren Lagann again and eat a bowl of ramen. You continue to ignore your unupdated quests.

IGNORANCE achieved
RAMEN achieved
KAMINA achieve
MULTI-TASK achieved
SHORT QUEST MEME achieved

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)18:26 No. 60933 ID: b94893
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YOU ARE CUTEVREAN NOT-HATCH CAUGHT IN A LOVE RECTANGLE BETWEEN CUTELORHKE NOT-TAV, CUTELYXIAN NOT-SHADRAN AND CUTEDAHL NOT-VEN.

YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING AND YOU ARE STUCK IN THE GLOWING BLUE DICK FOREST.

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

>>60933

KILL YOURSELF.

>>60933
Be super Kawaii and try to find Not-Rain and kick her in the knee

>>60933
Invite them all over for STRIP NOT-POKER.

PUNCH EVERYTHING

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)18:35 No. 60947 ID: 7eda8b
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Arm grenade.

Consume grenade.

Suggestion 2009/10/08(Thu)18:51 No. 60960 ID: b94893
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>>60938
>>60947
YOU EAT A GRENADE

IT IS DELICIOUS AND HAS NO CONSEQUENCES WHAT SO EVER

QUEST END
12 OF 63 SECRETS FOUND
15 ENEMIES KILLED
5 SUITORS WOOED
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: TOP KURT COBAIN
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: NOT A PINE CONE
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: CONFETTI
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: DOWNY SOFT
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: SPEED DEMON
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: STIFF KNEES
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: STALE MOVES
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: NO R 4 U

What number are we on Typo !!L1ZwWyZzZ5 2009/10/08(Thu)18:52 No. 60963 ID: 135d9a
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You are A GUY, I guess?

And you're on the MOON or something but that's not important.

There is a BAG OF CASH? here.

What do you do?

explode due to the vacuum of space

>>60963
Buy a rocket and survey your new kingdom. Moon kingdom.

>>60963
Blow it up to see if there's water! This makes perfect sense!

>>60966
Well not explode so much as have the air in your lungs violently wrested from you and soon lose consciousness.

Unless this isn't the moon. Then grab maybe-cash!

Asphyxiate

Typo !!L1ZwWyZzZ5 2009/10/08(Thu)19:00 No. 60976 ID: 135d9a
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>die of space

You try really hard but you can't seem to make yourself not breathe enough to die!

Maybe this isn't the moon.

>>60963
YOU ARE ON THE MOON
IT IS VERY COLD AND YOU WILL DIE SHORTLY

>>60976
YOU ARE ON THE MOON
IT IS VERY COLD AND YOU WILL DIE SHORTLY

>>60976
then knock down that background! you must reveal this lunar landing as the hoax it is!

>>60922
My eyes exploded from the diabetes I contracted.

WHAT Typo !!L1ZwWyZzZ5 2009/10/08(Thu)19:16 No. 60993 ID: 135d9a
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You try to act a second time, but suddenly SCIENTISTS BLOW UP THE MOON-THING. FOR SCIENCE.

0 of 1 GIANT BAGS OF NOT CASH picked up
UNREALISTIC EXPLOSION achieved
POORLY EXECUTED REFERENCE TO RECENT NEWS achieved
COP-OUT ENDING achieved
RAN TOO LONG achieved
SUICIDE FAIL achieved
ARR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN' achieved
THIS DIDN'T WORK OUT SO WELL achieved :(
WE BLEW UP THE WATER achieved

Quest 36 Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:25 No. 65305 ID: 4553b2
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A loli is firing bullets at you!

>>65305
HUG ERI

>>65305
Die horribly to make her feel bad and realize that she is teh dem0nz.

>>65305
Dodge, or use a BOMB to take all the shots off the screen.
Continue firing, have tea after.

There's only one possible thing to do:

Fire lolis at the bullets!

>>65305
Step in the path of those bullets, have dramatic death scene, make her feel sorry for killing people, have last minute sex before horrible death.

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:37 No. 65313 ID: 4553b2
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You dive in the way and suffer a dramatic death!

Suggestion 2009/10/16(Fri)11:37 No. 65315 ID: 4553b2
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You attempt to elicit last minute make up sex, but lolis care not for boxmen.

BEWARE THE CUTE ONES achieved!

>>65315
NOOOOoooooo...