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53585 No. 53585 ID: 4553b2

It is very dark. Hardly anything can be seen.
255 posts omitted. Last 50 shown. Expand all images
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No. 60684 ID: b1e366
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60684

There is delicious cake here, but it is on the end of a deadly obstacle course. What do you do?
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No. 60687 ID: 7eda8b

Leave and purchase your own cake using money.
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No. 60696 ID: f44349

>>60684
1 Realise the screen loops
2 Walk left.
3 Climb wall.
4 ????
5 CAEK
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No. 60697 ID: b1e366
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60697

>>60687
You leave. Cake isn't worth this bullshit. You buy some at a store, it's pretty good.

QUITTERS NEVER WIN, BUT THEY ALSO DON'T DIE HORRIBLY achieved.
UR MR RATIONAL achieved.
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No. 60699 ID: 836eb8

Aww... I wanted to be the guy...
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No. 60712 ID: 18212a
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60712

There is delicious cake here, but it is on the end of a deadly obstacle course. What do you do?
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No. 60713 ID: 135d9a

Use the portal gun!

In a stupid way that doesn't actually solve the problem, no less!
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No. 60721 ID: 6faa8c

>>60713
above and below WHEEEE
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No. 60722 ID: f44349

>>60712
1. Shoot one portal above you
2. and one below you
3. ????
4. VICTOLY
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No. 60769 ID: 1689ab

BE THE GUY. BEST FRUIT, SPIKE AND MOON!
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No. 60788 ID: 84ae51

Start a miniquest on a community quest thread and don't update it for an hour, thereby locking anyone else out of doing one.
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No. 60819 ID: 18212a
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60819

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


>Terminal velocity achieved.
[was guilt-tripped into doing something else, sorry]
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No. 60897 ID: b1e366
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60897

IT IS TIME.
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No. 60900 ID: 9cc8fd

But can you overcome her? FOOL
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No. 60904 ID: b1e366
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60904

>>60900
*sob*

INCONSIDERATE TO THE INANIMATE achieved.
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No. 60905 ID: 1689ab

What? but... aww... come on... five more minutes...
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No. 60917 ID: 45afb1
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60917

You don't feel like doing anything right now.
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No. 60920 ID: 43d730

>>60917
Nap.
Then binge on really bad webcomics.
Then make some curry with whatever you have on hand.
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No. 60921 ID: 1689ab

Thats no attitude to have! FUCK THAT SHIT! DO EVERYTHING! BREAK FREE OF THIS MALASE AND SHOW THE UNIVERSE WHAT YOUR MADE OF! YOURS IS THE PASSION THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
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No. 60922 ID: e06ea4

Nyah~ http://www.onemanga.com/Chiis_Sweet_Home/1/00-cover/
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No. 60923 ID: aa1163

>>60917
Then don't.
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No. 60930 ID: 45afb1
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60930

>>60920
>>60921
>>60923
>>60922
You decide to read strange new comic with bored kitty while watching Gurren Lagann again and eat a bowl of ramen. You continue to ignore your unupdated quests.

IGNORANCE achieved
RAMEN achieved
KAMINA achieve
MULTI-TASK achieved
SHORT QUEST MEME achieved
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No. 60933 ID: b94893
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60933

YOU ARE CUTEVREAN NOT-HATCH CAUGHT IN A LOVE RECTANGLE BETWEEN CUTELORHKE NOT-TAV, CUTELYXIAN NOT-SHADRAN AND CUTEDAHL NOT-VEN.

YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING AND YOU ARE STUCK IN THE GLOWING BLUE DICK FOREST.

WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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No. 60938 ID: ee0a11

>>60933

KILL YOURSELF.
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No. 60939 ID: 7d87d9

>>60933
Be super Kawaii and try to find Not-Rain and kick her in the knee
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No. 60941 ID: 9cc8fd

>>60933
Invite them all over for STRIP NOT-POKER.
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No. 60946 ID: 1689ab

PUNCH EVERYTHING
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No. 60947 ID: 7eda8b
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60947

Arm grenade.

Consume grenade.
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No. 60960 ID: b94893
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60960

>>60938
>>60947
YOU EAT A GRENADE

IT IS DELICIOUS AND HAS NO CONSEQUENCES WHAT SO EVER

QUEST END
12 OF 63 SECRETS FOUND
15 ENEMIES KILLED
5 SUITORS WOOED
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: TOP KURT COBAIN
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: NOT A PINE CONE
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: CONFETTI
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: DOWNY SOFT
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: SPEED DEMON
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: STIFF KNEES
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: STALE MOVES
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: NO R 4 U
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No. 60963 ID: 135d9a
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60963

You are A GUY, I guess?

And you're on the MOON or something but that's not important.

There is a BAG OF CASH? here.

What do you do?
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No. 60966 ID: a7ef8c

explode due to the vacuum of space
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No. 60969 ID: aa1163

>>60963
Buy a rocket and survey your new kingdom. Moon kingdom.
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No. 60970 ID: 45afb1

>>60963
Blow it up to see if there's water! This makes perfect sense!
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No. 60971 ID: 9cc8fd

>>60966
Well not explode so much as have the air in your lungs violently wrested from you and soon lose consciousness.

Unless this isn't the moon. Then grab maybe-cash!
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No. 60973 ID: 7eda8b

Asphyxiate
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No. 60976 ID: 135d9a
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60976

>die of space

You try really hard but you can't seem to make yourself not breathe enough to die!

Maybe this isn't the moon.
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No. 60977 ID: 43d730

>>60963
YOU ARE ON THE MOON
IT IS VERY COLD AND YOU WILL DIE SHORTLY
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No. 60980 ID: 9cc8fd

>>60976
YOU ARE ON THE MOON
IT IS VERY COLD AND YOU WILL DIE SHORTLY
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No. 60981 ID: 895b3e

>>60976
then knock down that background! you must reveal this lunar landing as the hoax it is!
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No. 60989 ID: 43d730

>>60922
My eyes exploded from the diabetes I contracted.
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No. 60993 ID: 135d9a
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60993

You try to act a second time, but suddenly SCIENTISTS BLOW UP THE MOON-THING. FOR SCIENCE.

0 of 1 GIANT BAGS OF NOT CASH picked up
UNREALISTIC EXPLOSION achieved
POORLY EXECUTED REFERENCE TO RECENT NEWS achieved
COP-OUT ENDING achieved
RAN TOO LONG achieved
SUICIDE FAIL achieved
ARR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN' achieved
THIS DIDN'T WORK OUT SO WELL achieved :(
WE BLEW UP THE WATER achieved
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No. 65305 ID: 4553b2
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65305

A loli is firing bullets at you!
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No. 65307 ID: 954933

>>65305
HUG ERI
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No. 65308 ID: de6a2d

>>65305
Die horribly to make her feel bad and realize that she is teh dem0nz.
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No. 65309 ID: 43d730

>>65305
Dodge, or use a BOMB to take all the shots off the screen.
Continue firing, have tea after.
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No. 65310 ID: 6550ad

There's only one possible thing to do:

Fire lolis at the bullets!
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No. 65312 ID: c1b520

>>65305
Step in the path of those bullets, have dramatic death scene, make her feel sorry for killing people, have last minute sex before horrible death.
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No. 65313 ID: 4553b2
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65313

You dive in the way and suffer a dramatic death!
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No. 65315 ID: 4553b2
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65315

You attempt to elicit last minute make up sex, but lolis care not for boxmen.

BEWARE THE CUTE ONES achieved!
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No. 65316 ID: c1b520

>>65315
NOOOOoooooo...
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